#man bitches want us BAD /hjjj

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since we telling stories i have a VERY funny one this is likeee preschool era 2014 detroit and i have a feeling this is proof ive been on the aroace spec since forever 😭 (SORRY THIS IS SO LONG)

so in school rhere was this one guy who was the biggest ass simp for me its insane and he wasnt even a guy it was a BOY (this is preschool so ofc he was maybe 4?!?! i was a year older so i was abt 5 or maybe im tripping and i was 4 aswell WTV) and when i say simp i mean SIMP okay he would literally follow me around, was basically attached to my hip, always sat beside me (and id try my best to get away from him HELP), and overall was just always around me and at the time i found this insanely creepy bc i was a kid and i thought he was weird af 😭😭😭

i shit u not thag around christmas time 2014, our parents came to the achool so we could make lil milk carton gingerbread houses and his mum was like “r u gonna put my name on ur house?? ^_^” the kid was like “no im gonna put zariah’s name on it” IM YELPING and he even got me a frozen themed hair kit so that was fun (i thanked him for it but even then i was like pushing him off)

NO I BET NOW THIS KID IS ONE OF THOSE "where my hug at 🫲🤨🫱" TYPW DUDES ISTG

being FOUR and doing all this is the cherry on top tho like WHHHGATTTT