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I’m so frustrated by The Acolyte being canceled
#the acolyte#oshamir#this is downright stupid#don’t give those crybabies what they want#they don’t deserve it#*sigh*#of course this would happen
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Soo tmi but I just got a noti from my calendar that I should be getting my period sometime next week which tracks bc I’m breaking out and I woke up craving sweets / comfort food but as you guys know I’m fasting rn so that’s sucks. I’m gonna try to hit my next gw before it starts and as a “reward” - if I can do that, I’m gonna do a metabolism day for the first day so I don’t wind up bingeing the whole time. My original reward was supposed to be a new necklace or rings but I’d rather not binge and ruin all my progress so I guess this works 🥲
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worst night of my life because my signature jacket i’ve had since high school got a burn hole in it and now i have to find a way to patch it up so it doesn’t eventually rip again because i need it to last at least 60-70 more years until i die and they bury me in it
#i'm so so so so so so upset#like OF COURSE this would happen#because this is my life recently#literally everything is going wrong so of course it would come for my jacket#because it's one of the few things i can't live without and makes me who i am#because it's the item of clothing i feel like myself the most in#of course this would happen#shut up Mallory
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Orion was feeling himself and struck up a convo with Indigo’s friend Mia, meanwhile Indie started WOLFING OUT for the first time because prom happened to fall on a full moon 🤦���️
#of COURSE this would happen#this legacy is a mess lmao#ts4#Legendary Legacy#llgen5#Orion Rian#Indigo Volkov
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This actually made me cackle out loud cuz of course this would happen if Harry lived in/visited a muggle location
#of course this would happen#omfg#harry potter#harrypotter#hp#fanfic#drarry#draco lucius malfoy#draco malfoy#drarry fanfic#ao3#ao3 fanfic
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my author’s note in part two of revel in our unrest is gonna be fucking awful, man.
me, in part one: man i wish i could actually stand up for myself and set boundaries
me, in part two: so guys i tried to set boundaries and now six of my friends/good acquaintances want nothing to do with me because they’d rather enable someone to horribly break my boundaries than call them out!!
on that, part two should be coming out in the next week along with an actual one-shot with dick and bruce and suffering but not bad parent bruce bc he is trying to be supportive and stuff so !! win !!
#mecore#losing friends#dick grayson#batman#dc#dc comics#dc fanfic#dc fanfiction#ao3#fanfiction#irony at its finest#massive L#of course this would happen#ao3 fanfic#teen titans
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I ordered the new fallout boy album and it’s just lost in the mail…I enter the tracking and I get this emoji 🤷🏻♀️
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Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link
#echoes of wisdom#the legend of zelda#loz#loz eow#zelda#link#josh art tag#the scenario i imagine is that nobody but zelda onows that link got got#and link presumably when on a whole quest to save zelda so people would know him or at least of him#so maybe zelda would feel the need to make everyone think everything would be okay#cuz look! links still here and taking care of things!#idk i just think its a cool idea and its one ive actually had for a while#a little while ago i wondered what the next loz game would be like and what i would want to see#and i of course thought of playable zelda#but i thought#what would cause zelda to be playable?#so i thought maybe something would happen to link and he would be unavailable so zelda would take his place#and then that idea fit so well with eow!#i think its fun seeing a zelda in the classic green. and the hat#imposter!zelda au
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what the actual fuck
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DPxDC Idea
Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff
He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)
Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app
#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#tim drake#red robin#i have no ideas what happens beyond danny realizing it's been tim the whole time#and having a 'fuck ive been arguing with the big boss' moment#cause of course when he thinks its some asshole from his own department hes snarky as hell#but the ceo??#should he stop with the sarcastic explanations behind his designs?#or will tim think its weird if his tone changes#in my head this does end up being dead tired somehow#just because i love the idea of these two bonding over snarkiness and engineering#and i feel like tim would simultaneously love and hate danny's notes#but also is that actually in character? cause the only batman thing i've read is rhe webtoon#and i know some vague things about canon#but thats it
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(on the floor) ive been severely called out
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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.
#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know#im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie#or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them#snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow!#but then shes gone…. for a while……#and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book#that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss#the hunger games#coriolanus snow#tbosas#lucy gray baird#not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration#but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause#like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not.#snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time#he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets#and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets#he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved#but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall#he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires
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Duke, who is tired of being bullied for still having only a few spots checked off on vigilante bingo, decides to get even when family game night includes Never Have I Ever. Danny, who is either a friend or basically adopted family at this point, was invited.
He brings up the fact that he has never died and been brought back to life. Multiple fingers are put down, groans and complaints are made, and then they all turn to Danny when he just stares at the ground.
"If it happened more than once, do I put more fingers down? Or just the one?" he asks. The room falls silent for a few seconds before the flood of questions start.
#danny phantom#batfam#dc comics#this would of course be in a universe where danny may know their double lives but they dont know his#danny was just living life and kept getting caught up with the waynes and figured it might as well happen#anyway family night was canceled and leslie was called after danny said he had an accident and now has a 'heart condition'#jason is very much regretting all the death jokes he makes around danny because they arent as funny FROM danny#danny is having the time of his life and thought they figure out he was phantom as well
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I accidentally used a shmowder, this is the worst day of my life :(((
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