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Re: Dionysus being a hermaphrodite - I'm not sure if I'm missing some context because I did take a look at the said Orphic hymn
"Call Thesmophorus, spermatic God [Dionysos], of various names, who bears the leafy rod:
Mises [Misa], ineffable, pure, sacred queen, two-fold Iacchus, male and female seen"
Does it seem to be implying that Misa is supposed to be the female form of Dionysus? Isn't it more probable that Misa is the female form of Iacchus, a separate divinity (but sometimes identified with a few other gods)?
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I find the Orphic Hymns to be such a headache, because they differ so much depending on the translation (specially in regards to punctuation, which changes the entire meaning):
Call Thesmophorus, spermatic God, of various names, who bears the leafy rod: [colon] Mises, ineffable, pure, sacred queen, two-fold Iacchus, male and female seen: Illustr'ous, whether to rejoice is thine in incense offer'd, in the fane divine; Or if in Phrygia most thy soul delights, performing with thy mother sacred rites (...) – Thomas Taylor (1792)
I call upon law-giving Dionysus who carries the fennel stalk, unforgettable and many-named seed of Eubouleus, and upon holy, sacred and ineffable queen Mise, whose two-fold nature is male and female. [Full stop] As redeeming Iacchos, I summon you lord, whether you delight in your fragrant temple At Eleusis, or with the Mother you partake of mystic rites in Phrygia (...) – again Apostolos N. Athanassakis (1977)
I call upon law-giving Dionysos, who carried the fennel stalk, unforgettable and many-named seed of Eubouleus, [comma] I call upon the sacred and holy, upon the ineffable queen Mise, whose twofold nature is male and female. [Full stop] Redeeming Iacchos, lord, I summon you, whether you delight in Eleusis in your fragrant temple, or with Mother you partake of mystic rites in Phrygia (...) – Apostolos N. Athanassakis and Benjamin M. Wolkow (2013)
I call on law-giving Dionysos, who bears the fennel wand, much remembered and many-titled seed of Eubouleus and on the holy, sacred, queen Mise, ineffable, with two natures, female and male, the liberating Iakchos. Whether you rejoice in your perfumed temple in Eleusis, or whether you perform your mysteries in Phrygia with the Mother (...) – Patrick Dunn (2018)
As you say Iacchos was frequently a separate deity, but his identification with Dionysos was also quite commonplace. Considering that when several names are listed together in the other hymns they're referring to a single invoked deity (and the orphic obsession of syncretising anyone and everyone with everything and their grandma), it's most likely that Dionysos, Mise and Iacchos are considered the same entity in this context.
Mise is an obscure figure to say the least. Appart from her hymn we only have (as far as I'm aware):
A dictionary entry in Hesychios s.v. [Μισατίς] Μίση: "One of those next to the Mother, whom they also swear by". Radcliffe Edmonds' Redefining Orphism would also see a reference to her in the entry for μισήτην: "They call misētēn the ones who are insatiable; 'and the misētēn women will use dildos' (Cratinus, fr. 316), and some simply call 'misēton' the one who is insatiable for food."
A reference in Herodas Mimes 1.56 that mentions a boy who spies a girl "at the Descent of Mise", referring to a festival or another cultic context.
Two inscriptions in Pergamon, one of which (IJSK 5.38) is the dedication of an altar "to Mise Kore" by the priestess Anthis.
An Orphic fr. 391 mentions Dysaules and Baubo as parents to Protonoe and Nisa. Some would correct the last name to Misa.
I've seen theories that range from claiming she's originally an Anatolian goddess, to claims that she's not a specific entity, but a generic divine stand in for the initiates (μῠ́στης).
Frankly I've become thoroughly annoyed with Orphism. You can't say you're a proper polytheistic religion if you claim that Nyx is also Aphrodite who is also Demeter who is also Gaia who is also Hestia who is also Rhea who is also Isis who is also Selene (who is also Hekate who is also Melinoe) who is also Artemis (who is also Prothyraia who is also Eileithyia who is also Hera) who is also Persephone who is also Mise who is also Iacchos who is also Osiris who is also Adonis who is also Attis who is also Dionysos who is also Phanes who is also Physis who is also Erikepaios who is also Priapos who is also Eros who is also Metis who is also Zeus (who is also Eubouleus who is also Hades who is also Poseidon) who is also Helios who is also Apollo who is also Paian who is also Asklepios who is also Herakles who is also Chronos who is also Kronos, and everybody's also everybody's father and mother and sister and son, and to be honest it all makes me wish that the cosmic egg had never been hatched and I'm glad that Orpheus got torn to pieces.
#ask#everyone is Dionysos#of course he's mad#Mise#Misa#greek mythology#greek myths#greek gods#tagamemnon#hellenic deities#orphism#Dionysos#Dionysus#getting torn to pieces didn't shut him up of course#Apollo had to go and personally silence his talking head#I imagine by stuffing a sock in his mouth
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the high guards littlest fan
#bumblebee#b 127#soundwave#shockwave#transformers one#transformers#the high guard#i think its really funny that this iteration of bee doesnt really care about being small#like tfa bee gets all mad and aggro about it but b127 is just like 'cos u guys a bigger than me! u know what i mean u know what i mean'#i do think hed be like “why didnt i grow 😧” after everyone gets their cogs though LOOOL#funfact bee WITH a cog is only like a bit taller than d16 WITHOUT a cog#dee is like so huge though#keegan michael key said that his fave transformer is soundwave#and he actually improved the voice he does when bee says his nickname off of soundwaves voice#and that he really like shis voice#so of course im making bee soundwave fan number 1
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x12 - “Relevés”
#he made him chicken soup! of course he did! <3#hannibal#hannibaledit#tvedit#hannibal lecter#mads mikkelsen#will graham#hugh dancy#hannigram#horroredit#horror#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#murder husbands#hannibal gifs#hannibal 1x12
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I dont care that it happened you to kanji. it should have happened to ME.
#souyo#persona#p4g#art tag#guys i was like#HHH HIS BIKE BROKE IS THIS MY CHANCE?!!!?#of course. the answer was no.#ggghhhhggkkk kanji i cant stay angry at you you're too sweet#anyway i was big mad i was not allowed be be ~up close and personal~ with yosuke#also the funny thing was#the day before this event i had unlocked okina and watched a movie with yosuke#it said he took his bike#then the next day man comes up to me like YOOO I GOT MY BIKEEE LET'S GO SOMEWHERE#BABE WE ALREADY DID THIS YESTERDAY!!#just some hilarious timing lmao#also i did not look up a ref and only realised afterwards that yu's summer uniform shirt does NOT look like that#but i am a fan of breast pockets so
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Transmigrated Cat!SY on Qing Jing Peak
Shen Yuan is Shen Qingqiu's emotional support cat that lives with him, receives headpats, and provides soothing purrs for Shen Jiu's sleep and occasional chaos.
Just a silly idea. Do you know how in Bleach Yoruichi has a cat form and she speaks with a deep voice, so everyone thought she was a man? This idea but reverse.
Shen Yuan, step by step, cultivates a human form, but he starts with talking, and surprisingly, he has a cute, high-pitched voice that he absolutely hates.
And yeah, he could pretend that he hasn't quite reached this point, but then who else is gonna nag Shen Qingqiu and protect his little sheep? Some sacrifice should be made for the greater good. Firstly, many didn't take him seriously, but a few scratched faces here and destroyed possessions there, is quite enough.
Nevertheless, everyone except Shen Qingqiu gets an impression that Shen Yuan is a cute cat girl. So it's quite a surprise when he reaches his usual male form. His voice changes, and he thanks heavens, but only for his human form.
#Also he is used to cat body so clothes are really stuffy for him#sy discarding clothes around clothes or forget to dress properly what absolutely drives sqq mad#everyone else is wife beamed of course#svsss#jiuyuan#probably?#it can be platonic or romantic#scumcum#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#scumbag self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villain self saving system#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu
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funny to think about tashi’s scene with patrick behind the hotel or art’s scene with him in the sauna because they are both so mad at him even tho it doesn’t make any sense like they’re the ones that shut him out over an injury that couldve happened under any circumstances art stole his girlfriend and tashi married his best friend and they’re angry with him and it’s literally because they want to fuck him so bad that it makes them furious
#like patrick was right art was mad that tashi could want someone like patrick and he’s mad that he also wants him#and tashi of course is angry that she wants to fuck him to the point that she fucks him#challengers#m
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DPXDC Prompt# 3- It’s on Fright
Summoning has never been off the table. In fact Danny welcomes it.
At least after the first 50 he did.
Now it’s just getting repetitive. Destroy the world, end this specific race, person, sexuality. He’s really heard it all and it honestly sucks. He’s a protective spirit damn it!
Look at all the high and mighty people and cultists that would call on him for their mortal issues? It's even more annoying to listen to the whiney people who think they're entitled to his power or his time.
So he did what he should've done this whole time. If ghosts are strong enough emotional echoes, why shouldn't it be the same way? He establishes a connection between his summoning circle. If the caster's intent when casting the spell is for anything other than protecting life, its free game. Que the registration of numerous ghost to send an echo of themself to fuck with the people who thought they could fuck with the king. Of course, there are rules. You're only there for a short window. No killing is permitted unless a caster is hostile and a threat to ghosts. Ensure the safety and good health of human sacrifices. Blah,blah, blah. But most importantly, make them regret ever casting the spell in the first place. Upon numerous heroes failing to stop the summoning in time, there's a vast amount of random shit that happens further proves to not fuck with the realms. Batman can only hear the nostalgic music before witnessing the lead cultist that nabbed Jason get hit by an ice cream truck driven by a muscular man and little girl in uniforms. Tim and could agree that their soft serve was the best they ever had. Hal comes onto the cultists being forced into a tea party and learning their table manners from a blue dragon in a gorgeous dress and tiara. Flash comes up to Shazam and a lanky grey figure with glasses discussing Justice League fanfiction while the cultists have to cosplay the members and live out their found family dreams. Spectra is having the time of her life honestly. Talking things out with depressed kids to work through those feelings or being allowed to pay a certain clown a visit time and time again for her good work along with, spooking frats and sororities.
Superman has been quick to react to cultists after a little demon of a girl promised to return if he wasn't treating his clone better to not repeat the beatdown that was personally recorded and handed to Lex to make if he agreed to make merch from it. Most summon sites are Jumpscare Central or a straight up scrap. It's also a wonderful chance for Spectra to give the bats what they fear most. THERAPY!!! Under Jasmine's supervision, of course. JLD has heard the outcries of the JL and still keeps their good standing with the king to themselves. Especially that said king is over every Friday with treats and gifts from throughout the ages. He's fallen for the blonde warlock that has always been able to reliably call on him because he only does it when ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! Danny found it odd that the only person who could call him now was a sad Brit in a trenchcoat but a conversation or two had them see that they were more often than not on the same wavelength. Sick of their duty, in need of a drink, and helping the world to the best of their ability. John is just so human and reminds him of how he is too. That soon applies to Zatanna too, who's distraught from leading. Besides, what happens in the House of Mysteries stays in the House of Mysteries.
#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#ghost king danny#danny phantom#hellblazer#justice league#justice leauge dark#Aged up danny#Zatanna#john constantine#aged up characters#Ghost chaos#Don't fuck with their king#Summon turned on you#JLD ain't no snitch#John and Z may be in a throuple by the time the JL brings this up#polyamory#Danny is living his Bi-disaster dreams#John is a little confused#How tf did he bag two baddies#Zatanna is the most aware person in the room#Of course her husband flirted with the ghost king#Shes not mad about it#I don't know what their ship names are#help#oh god oh fuck
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@aroace-get-out-of-my-face a series of events. Fiddleford is so tired. Stanley is laughing bc if he doesn’t laugh he’ll cry. Ford is rage incarnate. This is murder in his eyes
#gravity falls#science time with dr pine#tate mcgucket#he is very confused and also 3 apples tall#Pretend Fiddleford is covering his eyes I am entirely too spent to go back and do that#Aha#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#stanley pines#this is the ‘finish all my previously unfinished Dr pine sketches’ day#I am Free. To do more art of course. Bc what else would I do#If Fiddleford had a smartphone he’d 100% do that#That’s his idiot best friend up there. Yes. He cannot control that genius idiot. But that’s HIS genius idiot#Also not pictured is Emma May sort of bewildered and entertained#She is in fact the mad scientist biologist ever#Mad scientists gotta stick together. Of course she supports Ford rights and wrongs
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Page 42 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix might have lost his magic, but everything he learned from balancing Misfortune could just pay off... ☯️✨
Also, I'm aware there's a slight layering issue with the text in the first panel - unfortunately my tablet broke this week so short of delaying the page there's nothing I can do right now! I hope it's not too distracting and I'll replace the image when I have it sorted! 💕
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#miraculous ladybug#mentor au#felix sphinx#richard sphinx#A Matter of Trust#josie's art#i'm so mad; i even saved a fixed copy of this page but didn't transfer it before my tablet died >:'0#and to be fair it held on for a LONG time; it's been half-dead for a while but affording a new one has been a problem#plus of COURSE they don't manufacture that kind any more; so i'll have to switch to a new brand and relearn everything ; n ;#fortunately all the comic lineart is backed up so that shouldn't be a problem but AAAAA (old man yells at cloud)#ANYWAY isn't it cool felix learned extreme parkour just by working against the Bad Luck energy he was cursed with? :V#without the ring he's an agility demon and i like to think that still applies in the current day#he's no longer protected from throwing his back out; but that's the price he pays for living to see 30 AND adopting an adhd catboy :/
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Young Maomao and Lahan siblings AU where there was no misunderstandings between Fengxian and Lakan in the beginning. They are very similar but they would never admit that themselves.
#I have no idea about the historical accuracies of clothing and the such but I think they look pretty#Maomao reluctantly refers to him as her brother#Of course neither of them would admit that#I think Maomao would get pissed if anyone spoke badly about Lahan (she's the only one allowed to speak badly about him)#And Lahan would be very very mad if he heard anything bad about Maomao (he learnt to be protective from Lakan)#maomao#lahan#kusuriya maomao#kusuriya no hitorigoto#knh#rahan#light novel spoilers#fengxian#lakan#the apothecary diaries#knh spoilers#kusuriya fanart
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There is the video of the Beatles dissolution where George is running.
and the comments are often like this:

But what I've never seen people talking about how the actual reason why George is running in the video is because he was avoiding Klein's lawyers.
Loiacono went back to the Plaza at around 10 p.m. to wait for Harrison, this time reinforced by three additional private investigators. Two of them took up watch outside the hotel, while the third stood near the elevators at the Plaza’s 58th Street entrance. Loiacono positioned himself at the main elevator bank near the Plaza’s 59th Street entrance.
Within an hour, Harrison’s entourage arrived from Madison Square Garden. Imhoff immediately spotted Loiacono. To distract the process server, Imhoff began following him around the hotel lobby, asking questions while a cameraman and lighting assistant who happened to be with the Harrison group recorded the scene. This allowed Harrison the opportunity to bolt from his car and scurry through the hotel lobby into the safety of the hotel’s kitchen elevator.
They wanted to serve him Klein's lawsuit over the ownership of Harrisongs.
#george harrison#the beatles#allen klein#and this also puts in context why George was so mad at John for not showing up to sign#he of course wanted to get out of the Beatles aa soon as possible too
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Hyacinth /haɪəsɪnθs/ - a bulbous flower symbolic of the desire for forgiveness
What if Hans heard another tale of two men in love and still had guilt eating away at him after all he's said and done to his blacksmith? How perfect then, after seeing Henry wear a particular wreath so much, to find the flower from the story and gift it to him.
Hans attempts to play it off, "it's just a nice looking flower, Henry-" but Henry's 30 levels in Alchemy and Scholarship knows exactly what the other man's tryna do
#Hansry#Henry of Skalitz#Hans Capon#Kingdom Come Deliverance 2#KCD2#KCD2 fanart#of course Henry pokes fun at him about it and Hans gives up and stumbles over yet another apology and talks about his feelings#then he tucks the flower behind Henry's ear while the latter is blushing like mad and super bashful about it but adores it nonetheless#kcd hans#kcd henry#artie scribbles#listen I just think Hans is a big lover boy and dotes on Henry when they're alone while Henry blushes his way through#don't think i'll ever learn that making horizontal pieces wont ever translate well on vertical sites ughh next thing i do will be portrait
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Hannibal 1x04 - “Œuf”
#hannibal was expecting will for family dinner
#i wish they kept that line from the script but it's funny how he just doesn't answer her xD of course he was expecting will lol#hannibal#hannibaledit#tvedit#hannibal lecter#mads mikkelsen#alana bloom#caroline dhavernas#abigail hobbs#kacey rohl#will graham#murder family#hannigram#horroredit#horror#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#murder husbands#hannibal gifs#hannibal 1x04
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can we get a moment between optimus with his kid?! In future
this was very convenient because I had already planned to draw some scenarios with them! So get it



(note: please consider this as an alternative scenario, as op doesn't know about the existence of sparkling!!)
#my headcanon is that megs shows affection through biting#of course your sparkling has this characteristic#op is not very happy with the experience#but he loves the little one and can't stay mad#he would be such a lovely sire :((#oh and of course THE CHILD STILL DOESN'T HAVE A NAME#update: THE CHILD HAS A NAME!#my art <3#this is so silly but i hope you like it#transformers#tfp optimus prime#tf optimus prime#tf oc#megop#maccadam#carrier megatron au
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Re: MEMENTO MORI
a few weeks back i suddenly had a lil kick and remembered I haven't tried making something for Madness Day or really done Madness stuff for a long time even though i still love these violent jellybeans dearly and figured I could redo a concept I did for the last Madness Day i did something for back in 2021.
so naturally i left it until last night to actually do most of the drawing. Jeb, Hank and Tricky have all died a stupid amount of times.
#madness combat#madness day#madness day 2024#hank j wimbleton#tricky#tricky the clown#sanford#deimos#jebus#jebediah christoff#the auditor#>>mango(t)art#i am actually pleased how it came out and that i finished it but holy heck do these guys die a lot#i shouldn't have left jeb and tricky for last but at least hank was already done :'U#if krinkels uploads mc12 today or soon i am not gonna redo this for any new canon deaths lmaoo. but i will watch as usual of course.#honestly i like how tricky looks he looked even better before the GIF quality crush but i think that's my best tricky yet#you can sort of see the quality bump from the original hank ones as i used a brush to do the glitch effects instead of doing it by hand#i think the effect could be better but it turned out alright and if i had time to practice i'll get the transition animations even better#tw blood
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The Crime Lord does not stop flirting with me!
When Danny ran away from home and ended up in Gotham he wasn't quite sure what to do, adrenaline was coursing through his veins and all he wanted was a place to be safe.
That's when Crime Alley lit up like a Christmas tree and Danny knew it could be his new home, something about Crime Alley was drawing him in. It wasn't long before he decided to get a job to lay low. Of course, the latter was a bust because Red Hood noticed him almost instantly.
Contrary to his expectations, the Crime Lord took an interest in him but said nothing. He simply asked him to repair his motorcycle like a normal customer in his new job. Danny did and well, he couldn't help but repair some damaged systems and add some modifications. He hoped he wasn't stepping out of line, he just couldn't help himself, it was second nature to repair damaged things.
He thought Red Hood would be angry about it but the man seemed delighted (or as delighted as he could look with the mask), he looked at Danny and asked him what else he could do. Nervously, he told him that he was somewhat good with technology and before he knew it he had been hired by a gang (more or less, they were just asking for some custom orders).
So, technically he established as the mechanic and supplier to the Hood gang, and more specifically to the Crime Lord himself. He gave Hood some upgrades and became his supplier of (mostly harmless) weapons and upgrades. This attracted the attention of most of the gangs that were against the Crime Lord and Batman himself.
Jason, noticing how nervous the guy was assured him that he would protect him and no one was going to hurt him as long as he was around, it was obvious he wasn't from Gotham. For some reason, his new employee blushed every time he said those words.
Danny didn't know if Red Hood understood what he was doing (That was totally a flirt for protection spirits!), every day it was getting harder and harder not to respond to him. His ghost side kept screaming that he got a good match!
Which was technically true, considering that Red Hood had promised him protection and let him stay in his haunt (it became obvious that Crime Alley was his haunt after a few days in Gotham but strangely it accepted him)
Jason continued to promise Danny that he would be safe (poor boy always looked nervous) and Danny wondered how many days he could take the blatant flirting.
#dpxdc#Danny is new in Gotham#he stays in Crime Alley#Jason's haunt was calling him#At first Jason was suspicious about him#but the guy was nice#And an amazing mechanic#Jason loves his new updates#he checked for all the bugs of course#but after confirming it was harmless he returned to him#and asked what else he could do#Danny “I lived between mad scientists” Fenton could do a lot of things#dp x dc#dc x dp#dead on main#Jason hired him after hearing that he could create weapons#even though Danny told him he only made stun weapons#Jason knows he should be suspicious#but something inside of him (similar to the pits) just believes in Danny#Saying “I will protect you” It's flirting if you tell it to a protective ghost#Danny is not sure if he will survive his boss casual flirting#Jason doesn't know what he's doing#but he thinks the boy is cute#deadonmain
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