#ocean’s trilogy

[deadunderorbit]

George Clooney as Danny Ocean & Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan in Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

[acealpaca]

Danny: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Rusty: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

[bluewritinghood]

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[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Peter: how was the game?

Remus: it was the longest hour of my life

Peter: what?

Remus: I’m running away with your wife.

Peter: great!

Remus: *salutes*

[rosiethorns88]

Dropping the latest Sketch-a-Wish voted on by my lovely Patreon members, featuring Adam and Ronan in an exaggerated representation of probably the most popular quote for the pair in The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater.

A scene where Ronan is tracing Adam's palm, while inwardly monologuing the metaphor of his feelings as an oil-spilled ocean, ready to burn at the slightest spark. I just had fun with it!

(also, is the oil-spilled ocean metaphor stemming from the fact Ronan finds Adam covered in / smelling like motor oil from his mechanic job? 🤔)

[deadunderorbit]

George Clooney as Danny Ocean & Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan in Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

[acealpaca]

Rusty: "I think our spirit animals are penguins." Danny: "Why penguins?" Rusty: "Because we both look dashing in tuxedos."

[bluewritinghood]

This is so Linus

it's immensely tragic and fucked up but also a little funny when someone is so incapable of accepting that they're worthy of love and affection without any kind of justification or ulterior motive that you have to wrap it up in some kind of practical reasoning like hiding a pill in ham and peanut butter to make your dog think they're getting a tasty treat. come closer, sharing body heat will help us both keep warm [waits until you're settled comfortably in my arms] and i like spending time with you and just being near you. lmao. get loved idiot.

[hoozukis]

ocean’s 8 was a cool movie and all, but the more i think about various parts of it, the more i realise it’s actually not well-written at all.

veronica was definitely a deus ex machina, and she & 小顏 played too integral roles in the plan to not be included in the team number, meanwhile daphne who just wanted to make friends was included lmao??? besides, isn’t inviting 小顏 to the party counterproductive to debbie wanting an all-women team? did it mean nothing when he did all that stunt work for them?

lou greeting yen with “你好嗎？” was in such poor taste, i actually still can’t believe that actually made it to the final cut. it was better in the earlier trilogy when 小顏 would speak mandarin and everyone else would speak english and they all understood each other without question and there was mutual respect all around. with lou, it comes across as a ytwoman who only knows that one mandarin phrase because it sounds like “knee how” and that’s funny to her and she doesn’t bother trying to understand anything else of the language & culture. that totally came out of nowhere and i had a hard time believing a well-accomplished high-class professional criminal could be so crass. i only found out that the guy she greeted was supposed to be the same 小顏 from previous movies way later from an article...

if the screenwriter actually wanted lou to greet 小顏 in mandarin in a significant way that not only pays tribute to the og trilogy but also doesn’t perpetuate a lame ytppl joke about chinese culture, lou could’ve said something like “早安，老師傅！” and it would’ve been 100× better. like, out of social courtesy while also implying she has respect for his skills and achievements, not because 小顏 is older (i’m pretty sure lou was meant to be way older than him, right?)

[bluewritinghood]

Here’s to Ocean’s Eleven!

Cheers! 🥂

It’s been a pleasure to share the brainrot with you all in 2023, here’s to another year of not being able to move on from the same show we’ve been hyperfixating on for years 🥂

[toppermostpoppermost]

Tell me this is not about screwin' the guy who's screwin' your wife.

OCEAN'S ELEVEN (2001) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[rileykeouhg]

OCEAN’S ELEVEN (2001) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[cr0wqui11]

Another rtc meme to appease the masses

[aquavierra]

He is just casually giving off feminine energy and I injected it with needle covered in pink bowties every day.

i have not seen ONE brad pitt movie where the character he plays isn’t obviously bisexual

[legendarymusicmilkshake]

My favourite trope is whatever the fuck George Clooney and Brad Pitt have going on in every movie they're in together <3

[real-odark]

he wants that cookie so effing bad