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mcr-and-coffee · 10 months ago

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yeah Felix is up in the club drinking his fruity little Smirnoff ice and i bet it's cuz he CAN'T shoot a whiskey

#thank u Carrie Underwood #don't get me wrong like he does shots and stuff #but he'd Rather sip on some fruity little drink #obvious reasons aside #.txt #rb and validate me #PLS #saltburn

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disconnected-dragon · 1 year ago

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im-- im just trying to process this "twitter rebranding to x" move like-- WHY is elon so obsessed with the letter x?

he named his cars x. he named his rockets "SpaceX". he maybe got booted out of paypal partially because he tried to name it x. he named his KID x.

and now he's trying to rebrand TWITTER, the brand so ingrained by now they got us to call tweets TWEETS, into x too????

what IS WITH this man and the letter x? why does it have him in such a chokehold???

#twitter #twitter exodus #twitter rebrand #elon musk #elongated muskrat #like im struggling to think of a reason why he would realistically involve the letter x in so many things #aside from the obvious #but GODDAMMIT im miles broning him HES JUST AN IDIOT #someone needs to go over there and take the letter x away from him like PLEASE

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months ago

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Dave: i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

Karkat: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #karkat vantas #mod terezi #you would not survive a night with equius #aside from the obvious reasons

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alackofghosts · 29 days ago

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wolbert week day 3: home

where i'm meant to be - next to you

#wolbertweek2024 #Ardbert #warrior of light #fanart #speedpaint #i draw sometimes #Final Fantasy XIV #man trying to narrow down my thoughts to something i could actually execute in a day (local man terrible at planning ahead)#i just think about them + the concept of a home a lot #there's the obvious element of dropping ardbert into the source and seeing how he feels abt it #but also that for both of them 'home' has been smth that they can't go back to #wol for obvious cultural reasons #and i think even leaving aside the state of the island where ardbert lived. so much has changed in the first #that there's this weird off-kilter feeling abt being there #(this gets better in time but still)#i have. also thought a ridiculous amount about their actual house lol. which is very uncharacteristic for me #but i'll occasionally squirrel away inspo and daydream abt building it in ffxiv #it's a lil house by the sea somewhere in la noscea that tataru set them up with post enw #she wheedled this info out of ardbert #there was no point in asking wol abt it because his ideal living space is somewhere not entirely covered in hornets

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sir-adamus · 5 months ago

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I'm pretty sure Winter is one of the only people in the main cast who doesn't know what Salem looks like

#rwby #rwbyjnr already know #oscar already knows obviously - and Qrow #emerald - again obviously #even the fucking ace ops saw salem before winter did #qrow if not before then definitely through em's illusion in v6 #i think aside from winter it's just penny and pyrrha who don't know for obvious reasons

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tastycitrus · 10 months ago

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the true vampire king...

*Dick reveals himself as the Vampire King by ripping Bruce's heart out of his chest* Everyone else: *gasp* Tim: Wow, it wasn't Cass? Cass: Cass: Wait. You thought I was the Vampire King? Tim: I mean, yeah. Jason: Yeah, I was thinking that too. Cass: You too? Barbara: Well, with your costume you could easily hide your vampiric nature until it was time for the big reveal! It just made sense! Cass: Who else thought I was the Vampire King?! *everyone raises their hand, including Bruce* Cass: Are you kidding me?

#dc vs vampires #spoilers for dc vs vampires i guess #cassandra cain #tim drake #jason todd #barbara gordon #cass pointing at dick: why are YOU raising your hand too???#dick: well i didn't think you were the vampire king for obvious reasons but i think you would make a great one.#i know dc vs vampires is old news aside from the sequel it's going to have for some reason #but i was looking at old comments and such about dc vs vampires #and saw some people were theorizing that cass was actually a vampire because it would've been hidden by her costume #and i'm like “honestly. it would've been a sick twist for cass to be the vampire ruler and overall antagonist of the story”#<- definitely not biased in any way

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buraidragon · 10 months ago

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First, suffer my Projmoon Arbiter colored Qorvex, second-- note how all the concrete ridges either float off of or splay open on Qorvex's 4 while firing off the death beam? Well.....

There is no vent or open space to intensify the beams under the codpiece. Instead there is schmeat. So. Albrecht designed Qorvex to be packing a magnum down there on purpose. WHY.

#Warframe #aside from the obvious old man yaoi trope of course #what is the practical reason for the Wallfuck killer frame to be packing down there?#freaking BONE Wally into submission???#If so there's still one hell of a size difference in play there!#Warframe Tag #I'm going INSANE trying to figure out a reason for it existing other than aesthetics #and if it is aesthetics why THOSE aesthetics #I'm very tired

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lord-squiggletits · 4 months ago

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Lmao I just wrote a manifesto about IDW OP but now I'm in the mood to write one about Pharma and the dumb obsessive stalker ex trope too

Actually no wait I can do it in one sentence

Fellas is it obsessive stalker behavior to want revenge on your ex best friend for stealing your hands and then leaving you to die in a frozen wasteland without even bothering to look for your dead body to confirm you died (and he calls you a horrible person and a terrible Autobot while standing next to an ex-Decepticon who killed thousands)

#squiggposting #pharma apologism #also i'm still of the mind that pharma doesnt care that much about drift anyways #i may be remembering wrong but aside from him shooting drift that one time as adaptus that's about it #on luna 1 when pharma tortures ratchet he has zero words to say about drift #it's just a pet peeve of mine when ppl take pharma's obvious desire for revenge on ratchet #for the obvious wrongs that ratchet did to him (regardless of how evil pharma is)#and then they go 'clearly this is about drift and how badly pharma wants to fuck ratchet'#ffs just bc pharma is gay for ratchet doesnt mean he has no other facets to his character #and the petty/jealous stalker ex is a stereotype that invokes someone being a horrible and immature person #whose reasons for being mad are just entitlement and immaturity #of which pharma is neither #ah shit i accidentally wrote a manifesto

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moldwood · 18 days ago

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saw the venom movie yesterday. damn about near asked eddie to have his child. the next one needs mpreg or else we should throw out the whole franchise

#haven't seen the first two to clarify so i don't know if venom gives a reason they can't. aside from the obvious ones

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kainekillinggod · 7 months ago

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What if cowboy curtis, girlypop, and silly goose were polyamorus

#Get me on the writing team #fallout #fallout tv series #fallout tv show #fallout prime #fallout 2024 #fallout series #polyamourous #Cowboy Curtis is the Ghoul #Girly pop is Lucy #Silly goose is maximus #Tbf I don't know their Canon ages so this might be a bad idea but im sure they're all around the same (aside from cowboy curtis #for obvious reasons)

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fairyroses · 1 year ago

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— Deleted Scene from SMALLVILLE, “Talisman” (3.20)

#don't get me wrong I love the 'I did it for you' scene that actually made it into the ep but this one makes me feel absolutely feral #from 'somebody special?' to 'I didn't realize this was that important to you'......'[she] is' like these are straight up romance tropes???#and the way he never takes his eyes off lana during the whole conversation with lionel... oh I am UNWELLLLL #tbh I'm assuming this scene was cut bc (aside from time reasons) it made lex's feelings for lana way too obvious too early #which like... I understand if so. but I'm glad it still exists as a deleted scene at least #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lex luthor #lana lang #lexana #sv 3x20 #dcmultiverse #my gifs #I downloaded specific software and rented the s3 dvd from the library just so I could get my hands on this scene in higher quality lol #(now I have all the special features from that season saved btw... if anyone happens to be interested in that stuff 👀)

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oifaaa · 1 year ago

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wait now that adult!Jason was/is parenting baby!bruce (now batman), and all that.. what is baby!tim's opinions on things??

actually scratch that, what does dick think of both jasons existing near him at the same time? like obviously he tried to maim adult!jason over the whole Murdered Parents Debacle, but what about baby!jason??

Tim doesn't get an opinion so he's fine it probably takes dick longer then it should for him to figure out baby jason is the pre evolved version of adult Jason

#ask #anon #tims not in this au #for the obvious reasons #so not really putting much thought into what hes upto aside from the usual #hes probably having a normal life

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br1ghtestlight · 10 months ago

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if bob was a single dad and linda wasn't in the picture enemies to lovers jimmy pesto and bob would be incredibly tempting. but that would also make tina and jimmy jr step siblings which isnt what i want for either of them 😭 having ur first kiss with your future step sibling. man. but I love the homoeroticism of it all. love pathetic middle aged men who hate each other

#jimmy jr and tina aside i think andy ollie and louise would LOVE being each other's siblings. and gene too #he'd finally have a brother!!#i dont think that bob and jimmy would ever be like an actual couple though like weird tense hookups make sense but they wouldnt like.#get married or move in together. for SO MANY reasons #if linda wasn't around teddy is the obvious choice if u consider whats best for the family #fischoeder is the funniest option #and pesto is if you consider what would be the absolute worst for the family and then do that #secret fourth option: bob x jimmy pesto's ex wife #BOB X RUDY'S MOM OR DAD sorry okay i will stop #boblin and bob/teddy/linda are the only serious bob ships anyway. 2 me #txt #bob's burgers

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gophergal · 2 months ago

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I kinda want to give the tf2 rarepairs some love

What pairs do yall basically never fucking see fanart for? Let me know and I'll change that

#gopher rambles #team fortress 2 #tf2 #only merc/merc ships please #and no spyscout for obvious reasons #I've been thinking about this for a bit now and I'm struggling to think of what is the LEAST popular ship for each class #but also I'm pretty sure that would be a very Pyro dominated list given how unpopular pyro ships are (though flashfire has a healthy number #of folks rooting for them. followed by texas toast. I think bushfire and french toast are tied though) and I'd rather not have that whole #dealio be dominated by one or two mercs #because the other candidate for dominating the Least Popular Ships list is Demoman. Aside from BnB and sword van I cant think of any #popular ships for him. but the NAMES for his ships are SO FUN

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asurrogateblog · 3 months ago

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as a media psychology researcher 85% of my job is figuring out the most horrifically academic way to say "you idiots wouldn't last a day on tumblr"