buraidragon
buraidragon
Buraidragon's General Crap Blog
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This is a blog for an anxiety, tinnitus-ridden college student to reblog whatever interests me. I'm Genderfluid, pudgy, and my base state is basically a pile of anxious screaming 24/7. If not that I'm letting someone else drive the meat ship.
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buraidragon · 3 days ago
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buraidragon · 7 days ago
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The Blues Brothers (1980)
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buraidragon · 8 days ago
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Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)
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buraidragon · 9 days ago
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FREED FROM FANDOM WIKI AT LAST
eta: the wiki’s at https://wiki.warframe.com/ now :D
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buraidragon · 9 days ago
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Garlic knot pythons 🐍
[ Patreon / insta / bluesky / cara / S6 / RB shop ]
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buraidragon · 11 days ago
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buraidragon · 11 days ago
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Spin this dang wheel of every 5e subclass. You are hit by a truck and end up on the Sword Coast as that class, at the level you select that subclass.
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buraidragon · 19 days ago
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*This poll was submitted to us and we simply posted it so people could vote and discuss their opinions on the matter. If you’d like for us to ask the internet a question for you, feel free to drop the poll of your choice in our inbox and we’ll post them anonymously (for more info, please check our pinned post).
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buraidragon · 20 days ago
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Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.
You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.
Hop on Warframe, we have:
Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion
12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist
your trans robot mom who has DID
old man yaoi
a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug
an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god
a fish voiced by Astarion
workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists
incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)
a boyband that you have to slay for weapons
and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love
And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.
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buraidragon · 22 days ago
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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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buraidragon · 1 month ago
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SQUARE. SPAGHETTI.
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buraidragon · 1 month ago
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buraidragon · 1 month ago
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You would not get me to put down the fishing spears if this was added. And if some blankety-blank PATROL interrupts me I would commit a violence against the nearest window. With my laptop.
Warframe should add extremely rare variant fish like in terraria or dredge or something.
Get the super rare spawns in not just a hotspot but this one specific area.
I want people going apeshit when they finally get it to spawn and be ready to commit real violence if the NPCs or heavens forbid teammates screw up the chance to get The Fish.
Because I want evil game design for the love of evil.
ok yeah i would grind for this and also be mad. this is evil but i also kinda want it
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buraidragon · 1 month ago
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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"
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buraidragon · 1 month ago
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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
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buraidragon · 1 month ago
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I am thinking about fan fiction writers, but anyone who writes any kind of fiction can answer. (As far as I’m aware, non-fiction is usually written in the past tense - but if I’m wrong do let me know!)
If you like, explain why in the tags!
When I was young I gathered that all serious works of fiction were written in the past tense (past tense third person to be precise) so that is what i did when I started writing. However my mind was blown by the power and immediacy of Margaret Atwood writing in the present tense so I started to experiment with it myself, and now i strongly favour it. I get the impression that past is still the most commonly used, but I’m prepared to be surprised!
Please share!
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buraidragon · 1 month ago
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Anyone who says Ordis is not your friend is a bastard of the earth. Ten million hells upon Ordis haters.
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