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What a wonderful library! I’ve been having a hard time finding good stories for these two fools.
I was wondering if you had any recommendations for fics that have family aspects? Like meeting the family type fic?
Thank you so much for this blog, it’s definitely a must have for fic readers.
Hi lovely anon, thank you so much! We hope we can make it much easier for you!
Yes, we got you! Here are some suggestions for you:
Menace by chenziee (T)
After finding out their sweet, innocent little brother is dating the creepy, dark, and mean Surgeon of Death, pure, honest dread descended upon Sabo and Ace. Someone was going to suffer in this relationship. And it sure as hell wasn't going to be Luffy.
All I want by betsib (G)
Luffy invites Law to spend Christmas with him and his brothers. Written for Truffyfest Secret Santa 2023
Calendars for the Doctor by Raiya (T)
„Ah, I almost forgot. Here that’s for you, Merry Christmas.“ Luffy grinned broadly and handed a flat, wrapped gift to him. It felt like a magazine. „We made that for work actually but each of us got a special one, Iva said we should give it to our special person, and with you saving my life and us becoming friends I thought it would be you for me right?“
Grandfather's love by chenziee (G)
"Why didn’t you tell us who your grandfather was?” For years, Law's lived his life alone without a family, only accompanied by his friends and crew. He was pretty damn sure he had no living family to speak of, and he most certainly had no grandfather.
How to get an A in Biology by Mischa_L (G)
Luffy convinces Law to come over to his place to help him study for his biology exam... chaos ensues. Modern AU.
Song for Someone by Dawn_Twilight_Harlequin (T)
It's now winter break at New World University, and many of the students are expected to go home. Law however, not really having any family, wanted to stay at the college dorms. But his roommate Luffy invited him to come over his house for the break. Well, there goes his peace and quiet.
-Mod Raiya
#lawlu#lulaw#lawluffy#law x luffy#monkey d luffy#trafalgar law#fluff and humor#tooth rotting fluff#falling in love#pinning#christmas#meeting the family#Modern AU#canon divergence#post-dressrosa#post-wano#firefighter luffy#doctor law#side pairings#oblivious law#family dinner
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Zoro: *remembers Traffy had no problem invading his space back on Zou* Wait, I've got an idea on how to get this guy on me again
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#didnt plan for this comic it just happened OTL#if youre trying to flirt Zoro you might need to try harder hes kinda oblivious#lol i like one sided shenanigans (but Not one-sided drama lol) so watch out :]#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#roronoa zoro#zolaw#lawzo#one piece#one piece fanart#str8 frm the new tab
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I'm laughing sm at you Defense Edgworth au, bc poor Miles is down BAD for Phoenix
Yeah he is
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#ace attorney au#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#narumitsu#wrightworth#defenseworth au#art#digital art#my art#fanart#procreate#they’re both so oblivious to the fact that the other is clearly into them#but everyone else can very easily see it#to the point where other people just assume that when they call each other ‘partners’ as in law partners#that they actually mean romantic partners#poor miles doesn’t know how to properly express his emotions so he just keeps them inside
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Do you guys think Chuuya is well known amongst regular citizens too. Like in PM he’s Nakahara Chuuya, the mafia executive, the gravity manipulator, one half of double black and on the streets he’s the senior citizens care community volunteer. The guy who donates to the local animal shelter every week. Every highschooler's street crush.
#he's the everyday gossip topic at the local hs and he doesn't even know#'omg guys I saw him at the cafe today he looked so hooooot'#he goes to grocery shopping and every mom there is calling dibs like that man is going to be MY son in law#and chuuya is oblivious to all this ofc#idk the idea is just v funny in my head#bsd chuuya#nakahara chuuya
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God can you imagine? If Rangi and Kyoshi really were BOTH oblivious about their own feelings this entire time???? Can you imagine the talks Hei-Ran and Kelsang probably tried to have???? TT0TT
Hei-Ran: I've noticed you've been.....running a lot more lately. Rangi: Yeah. Hei-Ran, trying to solve what strange mating ritual her daughter is performing: Is there someone you.... like? Romantically or....otherwise? Rangi: No? Why would you think that? Hei-Ran: I....I don't....know just.... What are your thoughts on Kyoshi? Completely unrelated. Rangi: She's a good friend. Would probably die for her. Might explode if she holds my hand. That's normal with friends, right? Hei-Ran, trying not to cry: I see. Kelsang: Kyoshi do you like anyone? Kyoshi: Me?! NO! Never! Who is this "anyone" you speak of? Hahahaha Yun didn't say anything to you, did he? Kelsang, really confused: Yun???? No- I just. Um. Rangi- Kyoshi, grabbing Kelsang by the shoulders: RANGI SAID SOMETHING?! Kelsang: She said you were running late! Um, what do you think she meant? Kyoshi: I DON'T KNOW! I think I need to clean, yes, this'll keep my aching heart from hurting! *runs off* Kelsang: So her heart aches when she's thinking of Rangi???? TT0TT Kyoshi we need a talk please come baaaaack!
#god the in-laws are SUFFERING#hei-ran trying to be the best mother in law during the fire test scene despite knowing her daughter is oblivious as fuck#'this girl may be my daughter-in-law at some point. once my daughter figures out her feelings its all over! need to make a good impression!#release these two from their SHACKLES#hei-ran#heiran#rise of kyoshi#avatar generations#chronicles of the avatar#shadow of kyoshi#hei-ran sei'naka#heiran sei'naka#heiran seinaka#hei-ran seinaka#avatar legends#kelsang#rangi#rangshi#rangi sei'naka#rangi seinaka#kyoshi you continue being the avoidance queen uwu#Kyoshi's feeling the emotions she's just confused about what it means#rangi hasn't had her 'oh' moment yet u_u#idiots in love my beloveds#god they're so stupid#rangi is oblivious theory#might have one more post about this in me
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You know I don't think Timmy actually ended up sharing Wanda and Cosmo for all that long with Chloe in the grand scheme of things.
I mean there's various points in the show that seem to imply that having Fairy GodParents is a temporary thing. Like extremely temporary for most kids.
As in even being 10, and having gotten Cosmo and Wanda at age 8, Timmy's considered as having been a GodChild for a long time. Even if that's only a couple years.
Like there's a reason why there's multiple episodes about all of Fairy World being interested in whatever Timmy's up to.
Timmy's an outlier case.
He's going to end up aging out of the system (bar any breaking of any major rule that the fairies can't find a way to forgive) and everyone knows it.
They made a whole live action trilogy of bending the rules just for him where he gets to keep his fairies as an adult, and then turns into a fairy at the end of that trilogy.
He's a, probably wouldn't have made it to adulthood without fairies, kind of a case.
That's not the case for most kids who get fairies, or at least it's heavily implied that's not the case for most kids who get fairies.
Take Cosmo and Wanda being Crocker's fairies in 1972, and having already been his fairies for about 2 years by that point, but having had been Billy Gate's fairies in 1970.
We're never even given a hint that Billy lost his fairies traumatically, because he grew up to invent the internet just fine, and we never hear about him beyond that. And it seems like if a kid traumatically loses their fairies before their ready, it ends with them being a screwed up adult.
Which tells me that whatever situation Billy was in to need fairies resolved itself shortly after the time travel thing.
Heck even then, it was heavily implied that Crocker's life, even qualifying for fairies, was better than Timmy's was. Considering the only things mentioned is that he's got a single mom that works multiple jobs, and when she doesn't she tends to focus on her hobbies, and an evil babysitter to deal with.
He's not bullied at that point, he's not struggling academically, the only things wrong with his life (before getting over dosed on magic mindwipe and being disfigured and losing his mind as a result, which turned him into a social outcast) is that he's got a single mom who works a lot and leaves him with a mean babysitter so she can have me time.
That's it, that's what makes him qualify.
And he would have aged out of at least one of those problems before turning 18. He would have been 14 when he would have naturally outgrown needing to have a babysitter (as that's how old Vicky starts babysitting Timmy).
Then by that point he would have also been old enough to get a part time job of his own. Lightening the financial lode on his mother, and possibly freeing up some of her working time to actually spend with her.
Meaning it's possible that both of his fairy qualifying problems would have resolved themselves by age 14 or 15.
But also the kind of miserable it takes to get godparents (at least when that baseline is first established) is temporary for most kids.
I wouldn't be surprised if the typical Fairy GodParent & GodChild relationship typically only lasted like a year or two for most kids.
[And it seems like the majority of kids we meet who have GodParents, get them at age 10.
I'm pretty sure Timmy being 8 and getting his Fairies, is the youngest kid we ever see having Fairies.
Other than de-aged Vicky that one episode, but because it happened in the constraints of one of Timmy's wishes, I'm not going to count it. Especially because when Cosmo and Wanda are reassigned to Vicky, no one comes to erase Timmy's memory of having fairies, so she doesn't have to worry at all about hiding them which all other godkids do.
Also Vicky is just given Cosmo and Wanda and not her own fairy, which I feel heavily implies that all of this is falling under wish logic, and not normal logic.
Crocker is the second youngest, because he had Cosmo and Wanda at 9.]
Especially in cases where the root of the kid's misery is something they have the power to personally confront and change.
Like if a kid gets a fairy because they're being bulled at school to the point it's ruining everything else in their life. [Bully is making it to where they can't complete school or home work, causing grades to drop, meaning no extracurricular stuff, and getting in trouble with parents.]
But that kid manages to reveal what's happening, and gets things to change, and their life goes back to how it was before. Then that kid obviously doesn't need a GodParent anymore to make up for their miserable life.
I could easily see plenty of situations where a kid might only have a GodParent for less than a year.
Like Hazel's situation from A New Wish weirds me out, because all her problems are super temporary problems that resolve in like a few months to a year for most kids who have those problems.
It's missing her older brother who left for collage. Which most kids eventually get over after just getting used to them no longer living in the same house as them.
When the younger sibling gets used to the older siblings absence, a pretty good chunk of them revel in the bizarre experience of being either the new oldest, or an only child for the rest of their own childhood.
It's moving to a new city and having to make all new friends. Which Hazel does over the course of season 1. She's got 3 friends if Dev counts.
Everything causing her to need fairies is all extremely temporary. Which is a large part of the reason why I don't think she'll be one of the kids to age out of the system the way Timmy was.
She's got parents who love her, she's not struggling at school, she doesn't have an abusive babysitter, she's already started making friends at her new school, her brother came home from collage, but even then that's something she'd just grow out of eventually.
So I feel like unless something in her life changes for the worst, she's going to only have Cosmo and Wanda for a few years at most. And lose them around age 14-15.
Sure her problems are a lot more relatable than Timmy's ever were.
Which is understandable considering Timmy was a kid who had literally everything going wrong in his life, except he wasn't living in poverty.
From neglectful parents, being bullied as school, an abusive babysitter, being specifically targeted by a teacher for harassment, being the target of a girl's stalker crush on him, being canonically considered an idiot even without Crocker targeting him (even though I'm pretty sure he just has ADHD). And that's just the major stuff he starts off with.
That's not even getting into like the magical enemies he makes over the course of the show. Who are out to get him from then on.
And the fact that his parents weren't actively malicious towards him, just forgetful and oblivious.
But Hazel's problems are also all a lot more temporary than Timmy's ever were.
And that's like, the big thing that makes them different and give me the feeling that, while Timmy definitely aged out and had fairies until the last possible moment, kids like Chloe and Hazel probably only had fairies for a few years at most.
That's most likely why Wanda and Cosmo still refer to Timmy as their last godchild before retiring. Even though they were assigned Chloe years after they were assigned to Timmy.
Chloe's issues probably resolved at some point and Timmy returned to being a singular GodChild from that point on.
[I'm guessing she grew a backbone at some point, lets her parents know all the pressure they put on her was making her miserable, and stopped being a complete doormat for literally everyone. Because those were her big problems that caused her to qualify for Fairies.]
Which was probably extremely awkward for Timmy in the aftermath of Chloe having her memories purged of fairies, considering they only spent time together because they were made to share fairies.
Sure Timmy had seen kids lose their fairies before, like with Remy, but he'd never cared then because he hardly spent any time with Remy, and no one would call him and Remy friends.
But it had to be weird when it inevitably happened with Chloe, because by the end there, she basically lived in the Turner house.
Heck of the two kids who get fairies in A New Wish, I'd say that Dev is the kid more likely to be an age out case than Hazel. If he ever regains godparents.
Considering having a single parent, who literally loves business and money more than he'll ever love his own kid, is a bit more of a permanent misery than "I moved to a new town and have no friends, and my brother went off to collage" is.
Just to be honest.
Like maybe it's different rules because Hazel is a post-retirement passion project for Cosmo and Wanda, and they can stay with her until she'd age out because they're not on official rotation or whatever.
But no one will be able to convince me that she'd actually need fairies the entire rest of her childhood unless something horrible happens to her in season 2.
Like baby girl those are some temporary issues that tend to resolve themselves within a year, how are you going to keep qualifying for fairy godparentship the rest of this series?
#fairly oddparents#fop#fairly odd parents a new wish#I don't think I've seen anyone talk about how Timmy and Hazel's cases are wildly different#in that Hazel has mostly temporary issues that could all be resolved in like a year#while Timmy's issues tended to be stuff that he'd be stuck with for at least a few years but possibly just until adulthood or maybe forever#like his parents oblivious neglect of him is something that he's just going to be stuck with the rest of his life#he can out grow needing a baby sitter and having Crocker for a teacher he could study to improve his grades#he's implied to eventually ended up married to Tootie in the Channel Chasers timeline#so my guess the stalker gets what she wants in that timeline#and god imagine having Vicky as an in-law. I pray everyday Vicky's family cut her off once she turned 18#I hope that's why she's still stuck doing kids entertainment stuff as like a 36 year old who hates children and isn't married
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Fem!Luffy on the mind lately...a lot of ppl are like that's just Luffy with boobs but what if she didn't have those either? Pre timeskip her chest was flat and the she easily passed for a guy.During Marineford Akainu did such a number on her body that Law was simply forced to yeet them off.
So 2 years later when she comes back to the Sunny jacked with no boobs and a scar that matches Zoro's, people just continue assuming she is a guy.Luffy doesn't really care ofc but her overprotective brothers are super grateful about this.
#I think it'd be funny if some ppl also start assuming she is transmasc and had some sort of super messed up top surgery#so they ask for her surgeon to avoid him. Luffy being oblivious says it was Law:)#a while later law notices that certain ppl give him like super dirty looks for no reason at all lol#fem!luffy#luffy#fem luffy#one piece#monkey d luffy#monkey d. luffy
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i hope this doesn't sound too pushy, but i'd love to see more sapphic twst from you!! of course, i'll read anything you put out either way o(^▽^)o
It's not pushy at all!! (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝) I would be happy to write more sapphic twst! I'd like to write more with the Boyfriend universe because it's always fun writing fem Riddle, especially one who is so in love with you. <3 although I'd also like to write something where fem Riddle thinks Jade isn't a good fit for you and she drives herself near mad trying to prove you're better off without him. Meanwhile, Jade has too much fun tormenting her and continues to drive a wedge between you and her. It would be interesting to explore a dynamic in which Riddle is so emotionally codependent on you, so when you start dating Jade (or even Floyd) she feels as if she'll lose you. You're the one and only light in her dark life; she needs you.
I like the idea of Riddle getting drunk at your birthday party and she stumbles upon some secret thing on Jade (or Floyd's) phone and perhaps it's something incriminating. But because she's drunk her memory is foggy and it's the perfect excuse for everyone to use in order to diminish her claims. She just thinks that Leech guy is bad news and totally unsafe, and she's trying so hard to convince you that you should consider other people.
AAAAA and Jade would have so much fun with it, too. Adding more fuel to the fire by saying things like, "Aren't you a little too attached to (Name)? I understand the both of you are close friends, but even this is a little obsessive." And you're stuck between the both of them, wondering what's gotten into your friend and why she seems so distrustful of your boyfriend. >:D
Of course I'd also love to write for other fem twst characters as well, but Riddle has me in a chokehold. She's so cute. I love her lots. orz
#twisted chit chat#riddle who thinks jade was your stalker before he started dating you#but the twist is that she's actually projecting and she was the one stalking you all along :)#and she's trying so hard to map out the stages of stalking to see how it applies to the timeline between you and jade meeting#and eventually getting into a relationship#but she's actually just mapping out the timeline for her obsession and stalking#she's so unhinged aaaaaa#i think riddle's lawful rigidity versus jade's cutthroat wit is such a fascinating thing#they're playing the most complicated mind games in hopes that the other will inevitably trip up while you remain oblivious T^T
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I’m so sorry people who are such beacons of light around here are having such a tough time and that the fandom is in such a state of freefall. ❤️
#tbh I don’t follow a ton of blogs here not because I’m antisocial#but just because I’m shy and I’ve been around fandoms enough to learn how to protect my peace#and I’m not in Twitter or TikTok fandoms#so I’m so oblivious to drama until it affects people I do follow or moots in law#and I’m so so sad that it hurts you all
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the thundercloud for smth cracky pls after the angst :3
🌩️ Share something funny/cracky from your WIP.
Law watches them with more intensity than is warranted for the situation. When Zoro sits back down next to him, he comments. “Didn’t know you two were that far already.”
“Huh?”
“Into the courtship, I mean,” Law clarifies, without actually clarifying anything.
“What courtship?” Zoro stares dumbly at him.
Law looks at him. Looks at Sanji. Looks back at him. “The…are you telling me you don’t know?”
Zoro’s starting to get annoyed now. “If you don’t start making sense in the next five goddamn seconds, I swear to god, I will stab you.”
Law throws his hands up in the air. “You’re the one not making any sense! Why the fuck are you two going through a courtship ritual if you aren’t actually courting him?”
All right, if he’s going to be that way. Zoro puts his hand on his swords, eyeing Law. Hm. Where would be the least messy place to stab him? Sanji will get mad if he gets blood all over his favorite shirt, so he’d like to avoid that if at all possible.
#one piece#zoro#law#sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#the premise here is that romance/courtship traditions vary between the blues#god zoro’s so oblivious#law doesn’t get paid enough deal with this#robin is watching from the sidelines and enjoying the show#mine#my writing#ask#ask game#i hope this makes up for the angst LOL
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Quietly thinking about how Wizarding Britain is a straight-up dystopia tn. Like, even in the "good" years prior to Voldemort's resurrection, it would be such a nightmarish and fucked-up place to actually live that I feel like every time I read a fanfic where the characters conclude "hey, maybe we should just move back to the Muggle world which has neat things like rule of law and sexual consent" I feel like I want to applaud.
#HP#dystopian#rambles#Many smarter folx than I have talked about this#but the actual reality of the wizarding world is very grim#most people get married as teenagers to their childhood sweethearts#and most married women appear to be housewives#rape drugs aka love potions are entirely legal#their system of law only bothers with trials when they feel like it#the entire law-making body of the Wizengamot is made up of hereditary seats#slavery is just completely normalized#like#people really brush over the slavery thing wayyyyyyy too quickly cuz that shit is fucked#there appears to be basically no economy#and basically no freedom of the press given how the Daily Prophet and the Quibbler are treated#and this isn't even beginning to touch the orwellian oversight of magic tracking on wands#and the fact that by the Wizarding legal system#Muggles aren't treated as full humans with rights#given that the Obliviation squad is a thing that exists
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Sometime after they fell onto Earth’s surface, Ruby had gotten the ribbon tied around her waist stuck on a bush. Sapphire took notice and stopped to assist her.
Ruby, following the Homeworld’s rules, saluted her in a diamond, but slowly lost the rigid formation when Sapphire began to float above her to reach the slightly torn fabric. She then re-tied Ruby’s sash around her head and adjusted it one last time.
Sapphire: “There that should keep it from getting caught again.”
#my art stff#su ruby#su sapphire#Rupphire#Steven universe#hi enjoy an oblivious lady and her friend she escaped the law with#messing around with art styles#my art
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Law's presence during Marineford makes so much more sense if you assume a few things about Law:
He loks really cool and chill (pre-Time Skip) but is actually a socially awkward mess
He can be just a LITTLE obsessive (see everything post-Time Skip).
He has a massive crush on Zoro
Like, here he is, rescuing this idiot rival captain and Zoro-ya isn't even there to see it!
Then, after he basically uses magic to keep the kid alive, he doesnt even know where Law can go to FIND Zoro-ya! Dont just sit there crying about your lost nakama, Mugiwara-ya! Law finally figured out the perfect say to ask out Z- Grr.... It doesnt matter! Gah, so useless!
Screw this, Law isn't waiting for Mugiwara-ya's full recovery, he didn't even use drugs just so he could get a straight forward answer on where to find Zoro-ya and all the kid does is cry because his dead brother or something. You know what?
Heart pirates, out!
#I think about why Law was at Marineford way too much#I mean the thing that makes more sense is the presences of the shichibukai#but my idea makes the second most sense#and perfectly blends pre and post time skip Law#you can't tell me otherwise#one piece#roronoa zoro#trafalgar d. water law#zolaw#law x zoro#Law has a crush#and he doesn't care who dies so he can ask Zoro-ya out#trafalgar law#amusing musings#marineford#sassy supernova law#oblivious Zoro#No like he has no idea whi this Law guy is#does he have a sword? he does? so#someone Zoro fought maybe?#Law: *dark despair of having his heart unknowingly crushed*#don't worry bae when you come back you'll be a badass in a long coat
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oh yeah i went to a uni open day and allergies decided to pummel me in a rather quiet room with over a hundred other people during a law course presentation when i had ONE tissue that had previously been a bookmark. i only sneezed four times but my right eye and nostril could NOT stop watering i gave in and used my sleeve and it got absolutely soaked in snot 😭😭
#anyway the uni was pretty whelming but i got some useful info about ways to get into the course i want if i don't qualify initially#and some actually really useful info about a lot of work opportunities during the degree. there's an on campus law practice :0#and a lot of places offer jobs through the uni instead of putting them on market#so pretty good stuff#tho i did see my almost-ex (we never really dated but he liked me and i humoured it for a couple days before i realised i did not like him)#and he was pissing me off there i dont feel strongly negatively but man i do not fw him#oh man we're tumblr mutuals hi if you see this.... i would block but i forgot his URL. dont think he uses this often?? ill have a look#and maybe block. yeah#update i scrolled through my tumblr messages to find him and it says his blog does not exist#anyway. wow i got off topic#oh yeah i didnt fw him during our short ideal either#bc i was all uhh yeah im not sure about this lets take it slow bro did NOT take it very slow#anyway it was kind of funny he very obviously liked me for weeks before i caught on it he said 'i like you' and i still did not realise#on halloween he was eager to suggest doing the lady and the tramp spaghetti move on a pocky stick as a 'challenge' and i thought nothing of#it#so that was a cool insight into how oblivious i am in the romance department
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I am laying down because old me is feeling tired and I live in a funny time zone - but could write tiny starters or plot ideas.
#♕*.ooc#|| you may request either - I have no issue jumping into IMs#|| I created tag for land of shadows verse - it would be partially part of her journey - she following interesting signs and ending up ther#|| poor lady had been kept oblivious about Lands Between politics too#|| she only 'knows' the Great Serpent shall devour them all#|| the shock when she would learn that she has huge extended family and in laws and all fight dkdjdidudj
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Moment of silence for all the incredibly hot people who have no idea they're hot and won't believe it no matter how many people tell them and never will until they look at photos of themselves 20 years later and go "holy fuck I looked like THAT??"
Another moment of silence for their best friends tasked with beating back every single dickhead pestering them after every single mixer to set them up with Hot Friend, including people who were hitting on them until they saw Hot Friend.
#brought to you by a ninny who once dated a guy who had a crush on her best friend#but let that go because everyone had a crush of best friend#only for him to ask me if it was okay to ask her out a week after we broke up#the ninny bit was because i gave him my blessing bc I didnt want to seem like a jealous ex or whatever#idk what he thought would happen but my friend froze him out so bad his dick nearly fell off#consoled himself by having a relationship with a girl who wasn't exactly creepily younger but kinda toed the line somewhat#wasting 7 fucking years of that girl's life then breaking up then consoling my friend when her dad died and then *asking her out again*#yeah the dude was a real prince#but also I could never bring my closest and oldest friend to any mixer without some knobhead pouncing on me immediately after#to my ex husband's dickhead friend to tiny drunk dickhead lesbians#it's a law of the universe that obliviously super hot and genuinely nice people can't pull a decent person if their life depended on it#i guess in the end we're both 36 and still single as fuck. altho she didnt waste 10 yrs of her life married to an asshole#and still looks as gorgeous as she did at 25#knee of huss#life stuff#if you ask me for her number in the notes i will kill you
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