#objective neighborhood

[rustbrainedcoward]

low quality, but you get the idea {not really- terrible handwriting}

Billy believes he is a spy for the government-

his keyboard connects to his back, and he's terrified of water- any kind. (he's a silly battery-acid eater) NOT A TV- an old computer :3

he thinks he is good at hacking, obviously is not. (one day, ill made a digital ref and add more detail 😔)

YEAAAAAAGHHHHH LETS GOOOOOOO

Me on my way to add him >:)

[botanyshitposts]

the city I live in had to take down a big old tree on public property down the street from where I live but before they did it they stapled a sign to it giving the reason (tree was dead and rotting and was a threat to the road and power lines) and then included contact info for objections to removing it to be brought before the city and idk I know it’s not much but I just think that’s….nice. like a nice acknowledgment that people have connections to plants and particularly big old trees around where they live and should at least be able to be like Please Do Not Cut Down This Big Old Tree For A Parking Lot Or Something. their reasoning for this one was super valid and they did indeed remove the tree earlier this week but quite frankly I was just like. surprised to (at least in theory) be able to have a say in it at all lmao

[alurite-l]

Do you guys ever go outside or just look at nature and tell when things ™️ Spawned In ??? Because it’s happened to me twice…

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

i cast CURSED EVIL BOG on your headquarters

- @evilmuckmage

Do you think you're the first to try that? Well, according to the log of attacks on The Magical Hazardous Waste Department Tower, you're the 32nd person to cast cursed evil bog on the tower.

Most of the effects should be mitigated by the massive amount of wards in and around the building. I'll just go spot clean and reinforce the wards, and this place will be fine.

[florwal]

Rodman Avenue

located in midtown portsim, rodman ave is one of the more dangerous blocks. it’s a mix of residential and commercial lots. the iconic blue store is on this street, as well as an occult shop, laundromat, florist & pharmacy. when the street lights turn on, just stay inside.

[ozz-ball]

[rustbeltjessie]

May 23: Findings on a neighborhood walk. A blue n’ green spray-painted chunk of pavement, and a sidewalk date stamp from 1986.

[lasersheith]

Our new neighbors are lovely people and we've chatted a few times, tossed their kid's toys over the fence, fixed their bins when they've been blown over by the wind a few times, you know just normal casual acquaintance stuff and we're working on ✨ befriending ✨ still because I have ridiculous social anxiety. All of which to say, they're totally fine and normal and things are largely very chill between us, EXCEPT

I have no idea how to ask the wife like 💃 hey girl what's up how are you great wonderful, for real though just curious, whyyyyy are you loading and unloading your trunk 5 times a day? Also sorry my dog is annoying and barks all the time, it's because you park directly under the window and I cannot stress this enough, load and unload the trunk of your car 5 times a day???

Which like, is not even in the top 50 of worst neighbors activity I've had by a longshot and I'm not mad at them or anything I am just. Baffled. I have no idea what kind of employment or hobby or other activity could necessitate something like this. Also we're getting quotes to get the windows updated to double paned and to seal them (and it's gonna be expensive af and I'm not looking forward to that but alas) so like, in a month or so this won't be such a big deal but I'm just so ??? Confused

[chromet]

Neighborhood SRL

[rustbrainedcoward]

Objective Neighborhood: Moving in (Part 1)

[jakemyboy]

Doing fine in the storm so far. The winds are the scary thing right now. Another huge band of rain is supposed to wallop us about 5:00am. Blu's loving it! He constantly wants to go outside, caught him lying on his outside cot in the wind and rain tonight. Weirdo! 😆

[mithridacy]

tagged by @marlon-styx for “9 people you want to know better” !!

Last song: NON TiE-UP by BiSH. rn sitting calmly in my bed but this is a cherished car screaming song for me

Currently watching: Barry, supposedly. but i’ve been putting it off by rewatching the first season of succession

Currently reading: really really need to get back to Censoring Translation, i was having so much fun with it. it indulges a lot in one of my favorite types of academic writing: explaining why everyone else is wrong about a very specific thing. but the core of the book is a love letter to this one translator+playwright pair (vera blackwell and václav havel), and since i knew nothing about either of them it’s been a delight to read

Current Obsession: im too tired :/ was getting rly into editing before this, like was rly enjoying it in class and had plans to work w a friend once we’re both doing things again. is that an obsession? want to be trying new recipes over the summer too, actually get confident w cooking for others. wrt media i suppose fallen london as much as ever

Tagging: @snaapdragon @emarcial @ghost-in-the-library which is not 9 people (got scared) and is just the last three mutuals in my notes who ive never talked to (iirc)

[crabs-but-better]

thanksgiving dinner and giving my elementary reading specialist grandma a headache by attempting to explain to her that i’m writing a story with no characters and no dialogue

[caelcstis]

Me: finally michael lOVING MY IDIOT

Raph: do you want me as your pet

Me: sTOP IT RIGHT NOW

[rustbeltjessie]

April 29: More things found on a neighborhood walk—the World's Largest Dandelion, and some cool trash + nature treasures we picked up and brought home: pine cones, a bit from a car's fender, some spray-painted rocks, and a small piece of purple plastic. My kiddos have always been into picking up nature treasures, but now I've gotten the youngest into collecting Cool Trash too. I'm raising him to be a crow like me.

[sea-buns]

ive had my one good cry of the season and im fuzzy and exhausted and i just accidentally touched the daddy long legs that is ALWAYS on my gate at this time of year on my way back inside and i cursed SOOO LOUD

i live on top of a hill surrounded by nice elderly church-going folks and sound for sure echos and i just said "FUCK" SO LOUD aughhghdjhjhlk