#obey me son

[tsukii0002]

Mc: *looking Simeon over from top to bottom in his neoprene suit*

Simeon: *blushing* What do you think?

Mc: I don't quite understand why, and considering your everyday clothes…. Surprisingly hot.

Simeon: Mc!!

Mc: What?? You ask, I answer !!!! Although I wouldn't mind seeing you without the neoprene….

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[springgonyoyos]

Actually dying what in the world am I doing, this meme was too funny

Have another cracked meme, please enjoy thank you orz

(And no way am I drawing Lucifer again, so png it was)

[sweetbrier2908]

sometimes you look at satan and think of lucifer. of course you keep it for yourself, you're wise enough to know that even when he's not mad at you but it definitely makes him uncomfortable. but sometimes, you mean it, only a few times in the span of many years you've known him, you look at him and his face, his expression, even his nose and his smile, his action, his attitude surprise you how similar he is to his father (can you say that? you always feel like this word is such a sensitive topic). you start noticing the similarity between those two and also the difference.

like how satan chuckles often than only smile when he reads and he's usually too excited to show you whatever intrigues him from the book.

like how satan's eyes are not that sharp, unlike lucifer's. satan's eyes are always smiling. if you remember correctly. he may say that is because he's a demon and he need to deceive others but maybe he's just a kind soul.

like how satan doesn't have wrinkles on the corner of his eyes and he doesn't frown that much. always keep his best composure. always acts polite. he can't afford to let people think he's rude since he need to surpass lucifer in everything.

like how satan's expression is always more gentle...more soft...and you look at him and you know that he was raised in love. in love. in love. the way he looks at little animal, the way he looks at his brothers while they're doing something silly. the way he focuses on the books, on the lessons,...the way he treats everything with such sincerity like they all have souls. you wonder if levi's the one who taught him how to take care for little animals, if mammon's the one who taught him you need to treat everyone equally, if asmo taught him to appreciate the beauty in even the smallest thing, if beel and belphie taught him to create a special bond with people is nice.

satan and lucifer, they shares some habits too. the first thing they do when they walk through the door is organize all the jackets and coats on the hanger, then they go to the kitchen and make something for themselves (but satan likes to make a cup of latte and lucifer likes hell coffee or tea which he was gifted by his beloved)- and for beel who's already there. they're gonna complain about something, then go to the library to take a look. arrage the misplaced books, sweep a little bit then take a sit and wait for their brothers to come home and complain again about the noise (everyone knows that they love being around their family and to proud to admit that they enjoy all the problem they cause). they don't do all of that together. never. satan takes after lucifer, you're kind of sure of it after spending years and years watching them, many things. you never tell him.

sometimes you look at satan and wonder how many things he takes after his brothers, his family. how many things he takes after love.

[shootingstarrfish]

hello have you seen this boy?

now you have :)

[astaroth1357]

Lucifer: Satan.

Lucifer: I am your father.

Satan: *pins Lucifer back against the wall with a butter knife to the throat*

Satan: Take. THAT. BACK.

Lucifer: 😐

And from then on, Satan was known as the 4th brother.

[witheredapple]

Lucifer: Michael? What are you doing down here?

Michael: I heard you had a son with Diavolo and I thought it would be nice to see my nephew for the first time

Lucifer: Not your nephew, Michael

Michael: *Looks at Satan*

Satan: ?

Michael: *looks him up and down* hm, he’s not identical to Diavolo as they said he was

Michael: But I guess I can see a bit of Diavolo’s features in him

Satan: WHAT?!

[leviachansbaka]

I know this is weird but imagining a sheep!MC that's actually a tired man in his 40s is so funny to me. Imagine a cishet divorced dad coming home from work and they suddenly find themselves in the Devildom, surrounded by fruity demons. And he's now a tiny pink sheep

[nocreativityfornames]

Not them getting together to take revenge on Mephisto

[brownpapaya]

Not them having the exact same pose 😭😭

Satan is going to be so mad when he sees this

[celestialrealms]

Anyway, the card itself was about MC and Barbatos going to the past and Barbatos reflecting on his history, and how ultimately the place he ended up the happiest is the present day Demon Lord's Castle because Diavolo and MC are in his life.

And this didn't happening outright in the card, but can we appreciate that the non-bloomed version of the UR implies the one thing that can make Barbatos cry is how important Diavolo (and now MC) is to him?

[kokopati]

it's my bday so I painted barb and luke decorating a cake for me

[kitkatgohard]

Day 6. Autumn leaves🍂

The angels go to the human world trip :3

@obeymetournaments 🐞

[i-am-the-avatar-of-idiocy]

I know you mentioned your asks are open. So I was wondering with the self aware obey me AU. How would the surprise guest sequences feel for them? I’m sure they’d be excited and hoping to jump out of the screen!

I thought I already wrote this! Apparently not 😭

Generally I think that they believe that you choose who it is, even if they know the truth that it’s random (beyond who you put in your team)

those who you have less powerful cards of… they WILL mess with the summons! This also WILL frustrate the others especially the more powerful demons who handle it in ways they aren’t the proudest of

you will get lines that are not in the game at all… you assume they’re Easter eggs that you’ve unlocked somehow

however some of these are more… dark… but I guess it’s a game about demons so you shrug it off

they all try to impress you and will GUSH over gifts you give them to the others and mock the others for not having it (even if they got the same last battle)

you also always seem to have at least one of characters favourite foods and gifts and even if you give them something they don’t like they will accept it gracefully

also if Luke seems to be getting an awful lot of attention in these surprise guests… well I suppose you won’t be seeing him much anymore. However this is an extreme measure as they know how much you adore him like a son. These measures will be taken in certain circumstances though, so be careful if you value his life

I also think that the demon brothers would squabble over who you prefer the most, sometimes resulting in physical fights. Lucifer lets this happen because he loves his brothers but having less competition could be nice

You always feel strangely watched when you have surprise guests and you ALWAYS get fell heart reactions and intimacy levels rise suspicious amounts but you think it must be a glitch and besides what’s the worst that can happen…

[astaroth1357]

Came to the realization that NB absolutely takes place some time before inevitable nuclear-level meltdown that Satan is going to go through the first time Lucifer tells him that he can't have a pet cat.

[witheredapple]

[On the phone]

Lucifer: What do you want, Satan?

Satan: Lucifer, listen, we may have our differences but I care about you and you deserve to know the truth

Lucifer:

Satan: I don’t know how to tell you this but… Diavolo is cheating on you

Lucifer: What?

Satan: Yeah. I’m at the grocery store right now and he’s here too. And he’s flirting with a succubus and being all touchy with her

Lucifer:

Lucifer: *Staring at Diavolo (who is on top of him)* Is that so?

Satan: Yes! If I were you, I would immediately file for divorce

Lucifer:

[kanashi-aivy]

Happy birthday to my beloved Angel son

IM NOT LATE RAAAFGHHHHH