#obey me mc harem

[squeakyducky]

Mystery of the week: Who is the true whore?

Sheep that has 13 boyfriends and one girlfriend

This horny mf

Avatar of lust

[reeeooohhheehee]

Thumbelina

tags : obey me x gn ! mc , scenario , satan x gn!mc , beelzebub x gn!mc , belphagor x gn!mc , barbatos x gn!mc , solomon x gn!mc , obey me mc harem , sfw

(BEEL AND BELPHIE’S PART IS CONNECTED)

wherein they accidentally turned you into a thumbelina. (oopsies)

SATAN:

He was shook when he saw you on the table. You were staring back up at him. You and he were working on a small project for a class in RAD and the potion you were making spilled onto you. Satan furiously flipped through the pages, having to turn you back to normal before Lucifer gets his hands on him.

“I’m sorry.” he said, smiling anxiously.

“I’m gonna shove my foot down your throat when I turn back.”

BEEL:

Beel wanted you to try eating a new dish that he found online! He didn’t really read the ingredients wherein one of them could shrink a human into a tiny little atom. The moment you laid your head on your bed and from the moment you woke up, you saw the world how a cockroach or a fae would.

Once Beel came inside your room, he tried looking for you up and down. He thought you were with Belphie so he ran up to the attic.

BELPHIE:

Belphie had your tiny body in his palm, blinking. “I could fold my hands and watch you die like this.” he said, smiling as he looked at you. You tried to scurry away only to be stopped by his thumb. “Oh chillax, I’m not gonna do that. Lucifer’s gonna have my head hung outside of the house if I do that.” Beel rushed into the attic, looking at you. “Oh Diavolo, I’m so sorry Mc! Please forgive me, I didn’t know what the food contained.”

Let’s just say before Beel bought anything new for you and him to try, he’d first read all the ingredients.

BARBATOS:

You had a few things to buy in the Human Realm and you asked him to accompany you. Barbatos agreed, no hesitations asked, and held your hand as he went through the portal. But when you guys came out, he was nervous as he held you in his palm.

Apparently, the portal had… a teeny flaw and made you small. “Oh my.. I am so sorry, Mc. Please forgive me.”

“You’re paying for my things.”

SOLOMON:

Solomon decided to laugh at you. He asked you to be the test subject for an experiment he conducted. You were the size of half a pencil because of it. “Stop laughing you shady wizard! Is there a solution?” you ask as he flipped through the pages of his potions book.

“Oopsies.”

“What? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY oOpsIes?” you exclaimed. “Guess who’s gonna stay like that for a week.” he replies. You ignored him for more than a week, even when you turned back to normal.

[bluewolfangel01]

Random human: "Why are you sitting in a circle of salt?"

Mc: "Oh because my partners are demons and I am mad at them."

Demon Brothers: "YOU CANT STAY IN THAT CIRCLE FOREVER!!!"

Mc: "YOU LET ME HAVE A CHILL DAY WHERE MY LIFE ISNT IN DANGER AND THEN WE WILL TALK!"

(Not exact) Quote from Chikn Nugget and idea to use from @h0ney-mushroom

[ironicallyyn]

Obey me cast getting Outta character....

Mc and mammon after turning the whole HoL upside down

Mammon: In my defence... I was left unsupervised

Lucifer: wasn't mc with you?

Mc: In my defence.... I was also left unsupervised.... And this was mammon's fault

Mammon: HEY-

[ragefilledseaurchin]

Glad to know that MC is still a wild mf

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

How would our favor Yan demon brothers be when seeing their lil sheep mc wearing something cute and modest for once when they have their human body back ( minus the sheep parts like her horns and fluffy tail )

Finally Barbatos has given you a more refined version of the potion and now you look like a normal human. Now you can finally get rid of all the immodest outfits they had you wearing because of your fluffy sheepy bits and horns. Finally able to wear the clothes you want to wear you proudly pose. 

“So boys? What d’ya think?”

“I’m happy for you, I’m sure you’ll delight in being taken more seriously.”

Lucifer will miss it 

just a lil’ bit

But nonetheless you are still the human he fell in love with from the beginning

And he’s not at all disappointed when he gets previews of the new (Y/n) calendar

Especially when you are willing to wear a copy of his normal outfit

“Now that you are back to normal would you like to try on this?

“Won’t get as much as those sheepy pics but this works too!” 

Mammon’s still excited 

You’re just so pretty 

He’s definitely getting outfits so expensive he’ll have to work to pay off for a lifetime

But it's worth it to see you walk by wearing what he’s got you

“Y-yeah I bought that for them! Of course, the Great Mammon has such good tastes! Y-you l-look half-descent a-at least.”

“Perfect! Now you really can be Ruri-chan! Properly this time!”

Leviathans elated

He’s been waiting for this day for far too long

He’s ready to recheck all your measurements as he preps the different cosplay he wants you to try

It is hard to style around your horns and wool without making it a part of the outfit

“Now I can properly get the (Y/n) experience!” 

“Good to know. Now I’ll be looking into making you part-cat next.”

Satan’s joking he’s not

He would often imagine what’d you’d be like without the sheepy bits

Of course, it just felt like an over-the-top censor bar 

But who is he to complain

Now you are unobstructed

“Here in the meantime, you can wear this headband and cattail. You’d look just fine.”

“Yay! Now wear this! What! This is going to make your little human butt look the  cutest!”

Asmodeus is not phased at all by the change

In fact, he was ready for it 

Already lining up the outfits in his closet that you could wear

And you are wearing it

Modest or not

After all you are a weak little human compared to the avatar of lust

“I’m ready to see all of you baby! Don’t run!”

“You don’t look like cotton candy now.”

For Beelzebub, Nothing’s changed much 

You’re still weak to him 

Still eating impossibly less than he

All he knows is that you no longer look like the carnival treat

You still look just as cute with food spilled on you

“I’ll help you clean up. It’d be a waste to not lick you this food up.”

*Yawn* “Doesn’t matter to me your just as soft.”

Belphegor feels really pleased

He always liked your more human parts

Especially your skin

He sleeps on wool and cotton all the time 

So he’s happy all of you are just you

Though he’d really prefer it if you didn’t want to wear clothes anyway

“You don’t need this, do you? Or your shorts, right? I just want us both to be comfortable before we nap.”

[the-great-empress]

Club Replaced

Mammon: What the-!?! Mc?!?!

Navier with education: Good evening

Mc: The replaced au is very popular in Obey Me! Baby!

Latil: *Happy* Navier's franchise and mine are essentially a Replaced!! Wow!

Navier calmly: I don't think that's a reason to boast

Latil: We will vent and speak badly about family members, our exes, our exes' lovers.

Beelzebub: And Mc?

Latil: *smiling* From the bastards who hurt her

Navier: *smiling* You guys

Mc: Bye bye~~!

*They left*

[phasmophobia-territory]

Weekly BELPHEGOR Appreciation (part 2)

Featuring, reasons to love Belphie:

(part 1 HERE}

{and some Asmo Appreciation, if you like}

[acaribeau]

Spoiler of Nightbringer

At the end, MC kills GOD

[gifti3]

There has to be multiple fics with this exact premise

[squeakyducky]

It's honestly disappointing how nobody even knew MC disappeared in the OG timeline. It was such a good opportunity to have a tearful reunion, all the drama, all the angst, how everyone is going crazy because MC just disappeared out of nowhere. bUt nOoOOo, no one even knows MC even disappeared at all 😮‍💨 like bro solmare you serious?

[reeeooohhheehee]

That’s your ex!?!?! Ew.

tags : obey me x gn ! mc , scenario , lucifer x gn!mc , leviathan x gn!mc , asmodeus x gn!mc , belphagor x gn!mc , diavolo x gn!mc , simeon x gn!mc , solomon x gn!mc , (PLATONIC) luke x gn!mc , obey me mc harem , fluff , sfw

LUCIFER:

Lucifer was lowkey annoyed. This little roach looked like they’d been drinking. Their eyes were red, tears were running down his cheeks, staining it. That person had been at it for minutes on no end, thinking that they were better than the Avatar of Pride.

He’s about to lose it, it was too much for him to hear. “I’m better than him, please leave him for me!”.

Grabbing your hand, Lucifer looks at your ex intimidatingly. “I’m sorry but me and my FIANCE must be going.” seeing that person’s face go pale as he told the subtle lie made Lucifer’s ego boost sky high after that.

LEVI:

Levi looks at you as you walked through the convention. Outwardly, he looked normal, like an otaku! Inwardly, he’s screaming in tears. He got so insecure because my gosh, your ex was a bomb, and he hoped they’d explode. He just wanted you to himself.

The thought of you being that person’s ex bothered him, it was a pain. He was getting insecure, were you still in love with them? He had a rush of emotions, a rush of assumptions run down his spine.

“Anyways, who even is that?” your ex asks, only noticing Levi now. You grabbed Levi’s hand in yours, eyebrows furrowed. “Oh! Meet my soon to be boyfriend who loves friend zoning me.” Levi has never gotten redder.

ASMO:

“Honey.” Asmo starts, his arm still intertwined with yours. “Do you need help?” you look at Asmo then your ex in confusion. “Hon, are you sure that’s a man? I mean, please, I can be better.” he said, mockingly looking at your ex as he grimaces.

You began to laugh, your ex getting slightly annoyed.

“If you think you can do better than me,” Asmo started, “know your place, you trash.”

BELPHIE:

You were shopping for pillows, you didn’t intend to meet your ex there. But you stumbled on an aisle where your ex was. You left Belphie by accident at a random aisle getting curious as you took items and ended up in the pillow case aisles. The knowing roll of your name of their tongue annoyed you.

It felt like a horrible twist when they began apologizing, claiming they’d never do it again. But suddenly, a familiar hand was wrapped around your ex’s neck. You never thought you’d be happier to see him. “Belphie.!” you smile warmly.

“Sometimes I question your life choices. But then I remember I was one of them.”

DIAVOLO:

Diavolo felt heartbroken when he saw your ex with you. It was a huge misunderstanding! You were at a formal human event with him (it was a super secret date) and he left to get drinks for the both of you. Your ex came up and began talking to you.

He ran up to you in a childish manner, crying. “What the hell, Mc!!?!? I can treat you better, I can give you a better life, don’t leave me!!” he sobs.

Giggling, you hold his hand. “I won’t. Anyways, meet my ex! [ex name] meet my boyfriend!”

SIMEON:

He looks at your ex like they were a disgrace given from Devildom itself. You were both on your way home to your human realm home. Ever since he became human, you decided to live together. And with him being human, he was able to feel the sins creep up onto his spine, fogging his brain. In this case, wrath and envy.

“Simeon. Snap out of it..” you began as he tightened his grip on your hand. Once he realized his anger, he smiles it off.

“Sorry. But really? Mc, please, this.. being doesn’t deserve to be in your presence.”

SOLOMON:

You and Solomon were coming back from the groceries, holding hands. Your ex snuck up on you guys and just began begging for a second chance. Solomon watches your ex with a happy expression. He felt the pride rushing through his veins, his smile widened as he watched with such malicious expression.

You were both ignoring your ex, peacefully walking home. Once they stopped and you were home, Solomon looks at you.

“I didn’t know your ex yapped like a monkey.”

LUKE:

Your ex spotted you and Luke shopping for baking tools, hand in hand. Barbatos had left you there in that aisle since he was required to get something else. “Mc!!! It’s been a year since we broke up and you went missing!! D-did you break up because you had a secret child!?!?” your ex cried as he pointed at the young angel.

Luke wasn’t pleased at the gesture and argued back: “So what if they have a child!? It’s not like it’s your business anyways!” he said, barking at him.

“Besides, you’re not worth Mc’s time anyway, come on Mc, baking can wait later!” Luke huffed, holding your hand as he led you to where Barbatos was. “No offense, but of all creatures that can walk this universe, dating that guy was extremely idiotic of you.”

[drunk-on-lemonade]

18+ Only!!!

Y’all. There is this beautiful vibrator and I understand that this is a little pricy, but honestly? Worth it.

They made an app to pair it to your phone and there is beautiful option to have it sync to music. Unfortunately if you use Spotify or YouTube music or the like it won’t play through that you have to own the songs through iTunes I don’t know how it works with Google play store. Let me just say that the character songs ✧･ﾟ~good shit~*:･ﾟ✧ With the wide range of tempos and beats we have from the songs they are all great. I will say that there is a slight delay so when a beat drops in a song like in Diavolo’s it takes a moment but I restarted the app and it was fine after that. Kinda like if you are using Bluetooth earphones and the words don’t sync up with the lips for a 2 second delay. Screen shots are below of the product you can find it on many websites.

Now go have fun getting fucked by your demons

[queenofmorningstar]

Asmo being a gossip exhibit #76457755

Not that MC is any help 😂😉😏

[marathedemonoverlord]

See I befriended someone on Nightbringer with the tag line "om is my slut awakening" and even though I don't know that person and I only friended them because of this tagline. I hope they know I'm thinking of them now after reading this (≖ᴗ≖✿)

(And ey it's okay MC may be passed around like a bag of chips but I promise you at the end they're all gonna be fathers to the babby (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵))

Who?

Lucifer: I'm glad that we are all here.

Mammon: It wasn't me!!

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: As I was saying. I want to show you this *Pulls out a white stick from his pocket and place it on the table right in front all of you*

Mammon: What's that-

Belphie: That can't be-

MC: Congratulations, Lucifer!

Lucifer: 😡

MC: Hey second times a charm-

Lucifer: Who's the father MC.

MC: 😶

Lucifer: Well?

MC: I mean... The last few months were fun...

Lucifer: MC!

MC: I don't know okay!!

MC: I slept with Mammon the night he pass his hexes exam!

MC: Levi and I fucked in a small closet in the convention we went!

MC: Asmo and I had sex in one of the classroom in RAD when we stayed there late to study for a test.

MC: Barbatos fucked me when we were alone in the castle when you and Diavolo went to the human world!

MC: Satan fuck me in your room!

Lucifer: Wait wha-

MC: Beel and I has sex in the colosseum when he was training for a game.

MC: Diavolo fucked me in the student council when he got frustrated with all the paper he was stuck by.

MC: Solomon took me to a lake and fuck me there!

Asmo: Damn-

MC: Belphie took me to your study and we just had sex because he was pissed at you for taking his pillow.

You stop and start catching your breath.

Beel: So, aside from Lucifer and Simeon-

MC: Oh right, Simeon and I had sex in Purgatory Hall when Luke was here in HOL cooking cookies for Beel.

MC: And we fucked a month ago Lucifer.

Lucifer: ...

MC: And was all in two months.

MC: So yeah... I don't know who's the father.

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Sheep mc is my new main, and all I see is Asmodeus putting her in a sexy sheep maid clothes or a cute angle one because he looked like the one who read erotic books and one where a demon ravish an angle n sutch

Sheep mc is like: * haha I'm in danger *

OMG yes

 its insane how fast he jumps on that

He’s putting his clothes on you and styling it before forcing you to pose

And your sheepish :) nature is all the more adorable now 

How could he not

Who better to guide you in how to be the absolute cutest than the most beautiful demon himself

Since your transformation it's all the more likely that the other brothers are finding you in precarious outfits...and situations

“(Y/n) are you in here? I wanted to eat with–”

“H-help me Beel!” 

“You’re all tied up…where are your clothes?”

“He took them from me! Now hurry up and untie me!” 

Or purposely forcing you to do photoshoots for his personal collection

“That's it, (Y/n)! Just perk that cute fluffy bush of yours up! Yes! That's it!”

All his fantasies are coming true with all the possibilities

He’s not the only one who’s really benefitting either

Like fully expect there to be a calendar of you in minimal clothing or compromising poses

It isn’t even limited to the brothers either

Simeon and Solomon will have the portable one 

Even Diavolo and Barbatos have one they carry around as the former does his tasks

Should Mephisto even catch wind of this he’s probably mass-producing a censored version

..yeah only those who genuinely deserve it should have the unedited originals aka him

Everyone’s living out their deepest desires

Because you're just so freaking cute

Now should anyone so much as cross any of your admirers as being more than interested in a surface level none of them have an issue making someone disappear