#obey me android

[000noway]

Hey this is a head cannon for a new type of au:

ANDRIOD AU!!!

(This my first au take it easy on me~.)

Okay so in this Au the world while normal is on the verge of futuristic advancement. For example, it has virtual reality games and holograms, but you still have to drive in a normal car.

But the most important technology leading the way for change is andriods. Human-like robots created to assist humans in their tasks. Best of all no two androids are the same! All custom made!

There are lot of small companies but the major ones are The Devil’s kingdom and Celestial realm of androids or the “Devildom” and “Celestial realm” for short. There’s also a third major one but it’s pretty secretive.

Well one day the three companies came up with a new secret program “The Mecca system.” Which allowed androids to learn emotions and develop a conscious basically a heart.

They imputed it into some of their company androids and things we’re going great….

Until a certain incident caused six androids to rebel against the head of the celestial realm causing them to get shut down. Luckily they were found and took in by the Devildom head…..after they blocked some memories from them.

After the move the six (now Seven) adjusted well and were helpful around the company and even started going the school sponsored by said company to manage it. But as time went on the companies feared that the seven were becoming too human-like and might rise up again especially after a certain outburst.

So they took drastic measures by hacking into the Mecca system and they were able to suppress it in the androids so they couldn’t experience real emotions. The last thing they needed was someone to watch them to make sure the don’t tap into it again until they can shut whole thing down permanently.

And lo and behold they choose MC whose job was to stay with the seven androids and ordered them around for year. The one instruction they were given was “DON’T treat them like humans”.

Luckily our MC does just the opposite.

A/N The pact still kinda exists but I will talk about it later.

[ryuubff]

Doodle page of android!solomon from the new future au ft. him in simeon’s UR+ outfit cuz he’s sexy in it

[everskiesz]

aAAAAAAA, just finished Portals 2 and holy shit Wheatley reminds me so much of APH America that his human version turned intoooo you guessed it! basically that dork :] (Never guessed Hetalia would still haunt me in 2024 but oh how I’ve missed that old hyperfixation </3)

[celestial-letters]

TALK TO ME, BABY! — AN OBEY ME SMAU

warnings; satan x unspecified reader (they/them), reader called mc throughout, human au, college au, kind of slow burn(?)

profiles;; brothers, mc, side charas

ACT 1 — A NEW FACE

01: partnered up

02: mc's half baked plan

03: you idiot! [coming soon]

ACT 2 — MARCHING TOWARDS THE FUTURE

coming soon...

ACT 3 — THE FINAL BOW

coming soon...

@wosemi-sama 2024. do not repost or feed my works to ai.

all posts of this series will be tagged with "TALK TO ME BABY — TAG !" to be filtered easily!

[l3v1uhthan]

🌈🫵

Why the rainbow?? And the heart??

[chiyuki-suishou]

Obey Me! Nightbringer has just been announced~! Coming soon in 2023.

According to the meet-and-greet held (4th February 2023) earlier on the official YT, apparently it’ll be a new game that will be added later this year to the Obey Me! series. No official release date has been announced yet so far.

Also, extra news! - from 5th February onwards to 7th February, students will no longer be required to use AP for 1st time battle completion for your tasks from Lessons 31-60.  ( AP-Free 1st Battle Completion Period is over. ) It’s highly recommended to use this opportunity to catch up on the story before Nightbringer is released later this year if you haven’t done so already.

So yes, we, guilty as charged, procrastinators must do our best  to complete the story by then~ Good luck and all the best~!

☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

( Last updated - 20th February 2023 ) Story Hints from Official Twitter :

The story takes place in a post-Great Celestial War Devildom. What do you think life was like before the brothers became the Seven Rulers?

Nightbringer will shed light on the "true feelings" the brothers push down.

Of all the brothers, Satan may be the least familiar to us.

Leviathan meets his first best friend thanks to an unexpected person.

To find out more info on the new game, feel free to check out these official channels exclusive to Obey Me! Nightbringer :

Twitter: https://twitter.com/ObeyMeNB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/obey_me_nb_official/

Obey Me! Nightbringer Opening Movie Link :  https://youtu.be/T2VcR8GyyVI

[temis-de-leon]

Fuck obey me, nothing gave me more happiness this year than digging 100 fossils in my dumb little game

T rex who bitch i just got a MOSASAUR

Also sorry for tagging obey me, but i want people to know about this beauty 👹

[haoiism]

omg why do we literally like the exact same games, how are you enjoying obey me?? and who are your favourites? i used to play that game and my fave was mammon omg <33 and also should i redownload the game haha

OHJHDFBHDFB we're practically the same person at this point 😭💗 omg yes i'm enjoying obey me so so so much!!!! it's such a fun game & normally i don't really stick to a game once i start it because i have Commitment Issues but i really hope i continue with obey me!

my current favourites are mammon, lucifer and diavolo but i also have a soft spot for levi even though i haven't progressed much in the game :') aaaah you like mammon too!!! i really really hope they give us individual routes in the future so i can make mammon endgame <3

if you do redownload the game, i'd love to discuss it with you!! are there any other games you enjoy?

p.s. here's some mammon for both of us to enjoy 😋

[englishotomegames]

Obey Me! - One Master to Rule Them All

Release date (Android, iOS) English, Japanese, Korean and Chinese: December 11th, 2019

"Become the master who brings the ikemen demon brothers down to their knees and enjoy life at the Academy in the Devildom! You have been selected to become an exchange student at RAD, a school for demons. Awaiting you are 7 ikemen demon brothers and a mountain of tasks...?! There is only 1 rule you have to remember to survive... One Master to RULE them all!"

This is a freemium / gacha game by NTT Solmare! You can get it for Android here, or for iOS here.

[whattadroid]

This is such a niche thing to complain about but I think I've exhausted the list of books I can read with android/human relationships that aren't just straight up fetish porn and I'm starting to get desperate

[marcusrobertobaq]

I really don't know...

What y'all mfs think of Zlatko's relationship with deviant androids? Like, does him think they're people but he doesn't care? Ain't like he denies the capability of androids developing actual feelings and breaking the handler system, he just...doesn't care and even think it's awful to the point he sees a reset as something merciful on a deviant android cuz emotions fuck everything up.

What was he trynna do with all those old and rare androids? What "monsters" he wanted to create? Or he's just an average IT experimenting on things?

Deviancy is well known in the underworld, that's something I got no doubt.

[sailor-moon39]

The back of my phone apparently becomes really warm whenever I try to play obey me.

[epicqtefail]

Hank Anderson wants nothing more than he has right now: working a very quiet night shift, watching shows with his kid on the weekends, walking his dog, and generally not having to give a fuck. The muted peacefulness of his life is interrupted when an android sent by the United States Postal Office makes it his mission that Hank receives his mail daily -- which Hank has been dodging for years, because physical post should be obsolete and, also, see the bit about not giving a fuck. Unfortunately, this RK800 - called Connor - only cares about the requirements of his mission, which tell Connor to ensure legal and timely delivery of the mail, no matter the obstacles he needs to overcome. Hank thinks Connor needs to obey the instructions of the humans around him. Connor knows he needs to accomplish his objectives. Somehow between the two of them, they fuck up a whole lot of shit before they slowly develop what might be a truly meaningful relationship. Again, it ain't that easy. Expect unexpected deliveries, sprinklers in your face, begrudging trips to both kinds of hospitals, a lot of embarrassingly confusing questions, Rube Goldberg traps, extensive apologies, a lot of exploration of what it means to be human, and a bunch of ridiculous bullshit as this all happens. Brought to you by @sevdrag and @epicqtefail , this is your mailman universe for the 2024 DBH RBB @dbh-bb

🎵 doooo wa wa wadoooooo wa wa wadoooo wa wa wadoooo mr postman 🎵

MASSIVE thanks to my collab partner Sev! you took this weird comic/premise and turned it into a whole batshit story, made it yours too and made it real. You're a delight to work with, you make me laugh with sounds i've never made before, and I can't wait to carry on with what we've started. Thank you, my Severything.

Read Sevdrag's Mr Postman work here!

final note: credit goes to Sev for Hank's spongebob boxers :']

[disownedbytiime]

Adding to this disgrace:

I made like two or three posts about my dear Skeletiano and for whatever reason they get notes from time to time. And I don’t mind those because everybody should know how great Skeletiano is (was) but now it hurts to see those posts because The Niflheim+ is discontinued!!!!

Like, literally in the last post I wrote something like: one day I’ll return to you Skeletiano. But guess what? That was a lie!!! Because Shall we date hit the jackpot with Obey me and decided to sack all their (amazing!) games so now I gotta see three posts in which I go: I wanna play the Niflheim again! But I cant! So that sucks! And it would be much much better if people just…. Left alone those? Why do you make me suffer knowing I won’t ever romance Philippe or King Jean again? That I won’t listen to the amazing music the game had? That I won’t ever see Skeletiano again???

STOP LIKING MT POSTS FROM 2021-2022!!! how are you even finding them?? Why do you make me relive such things??? I’m dying from embarrassment!!! I wasn’t the same person then and now!!!!!!

I’ll open the notification and it’s the worst post I could’ve made.the cringiest!!! STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!

And it’s about everything!! Twst Chinese novels feh, even tourabu!!! It’s been ages since I spoke about that!!!

Why are you reblogging the posts in which I gush about Urashima in the weirdest way or where I complain about Subaki or I thirst for certain patriarch or cannibal!!! Stop doing that!!!!!

[heartfullofleeches]

Can Clementine carry me??

How much can she/they even carry?

Tons. She's a military grade android afterall, and was created with rescue purposes ontop of all those deadly weapons crammed inside her so lifting boulders ane destroyed cars/rubble was a typical thing during her time- Carrying a human for her is like carrying... a clementine fruit.

She tries to give you autonomy while you're out and about, but she will pick you up and carry you till your back home at the smallest discrepancy.

Dogs barking too loud? Clementine is carrying you.

Trip over a rock? Clementine is carrying you.

She hears a car accident several streets away that isn't even in your line of sight- Clementine is carrying straight back home and there's pretty much nothing you can say or do about it (I mean she will obey a direct order, but it'll make her sad :()

[heallearngrow3]

the joy of ignorance

part 1 | the joy of ignorance

pairing: Connor x f!Reader

summary: “Solitude matters, and for some people, it’s the air they breathe.”

warnings: none

notes: it’s my first fanfic so please, be patient with me. also, after this one, the chapters are going to become excruciatingly long, so buckle up!

The first reports were not alarming. They were accounted for as simple mechanical disturbances, which, in all cases, proved to be unavoidable. Although seemingly impossible expectations were set for all employees, even that was no guarantee that an android wouldn’t make irrational decisions as a result of a possible faulty code. The rudimentary cases, which could hardly be called violent, seemed to be random, and the company made sure to provide adequate compensation to the victims. The deviant androids were recalled — citing maintenance procedures — and owners were sent a new, flawless model, assuring them that no inconvenience would occur again.

It was easy to sweep the problems caused by incompetent robots under the rug: they were deactivated, then sent to a landfill and people forgot that they ever existed. There were no reports of unfortunate malfunctions, and owners didn't ask questions after the replacement of their previous Androids.

You spent years perfecting your designs. In the beginning, you only dared to entertain the idea that robots would be an integral part of your lives, but lately, your dreams became reality, and you watched - almost mesmerized - as your world radically changed. Androids were designed to obey and assist humans. Elijah Kamski's masterpieces fulfilled the role they were assigned. Within a strict framework, they behaved mechanically and, unlike humans, they did not need food or sleep, so they were available every minute of the day. You had a key role in the creation of many types, and after the head of the company - Elijah - resigned from his position, in exchange for a quieter life, in his words, you took over the control over the production of Cyber ​​Life models.

The threat of the androids' ever-increasing deviance loomed over you like a shadow, threatening that at any moment, one wrong decision on your part would unleash a wildfire beyond your control.

The Cyber ​​Life Tower was located in an area outside the city, hiding it from the prying eyes of Detroit. The monumental building with its forty-nine floors was tasked with completing several procedures, including the production of the machines and the implementation of rudimentary experimental processes. You often didn't even go home, your rural, two-story house was a seemingly endless distance away, and you, yourself, found it difficult to leave the protective walls of your office. The tower was guarded by hundreds of soldiers, ensuring that no one could get in or out without monitoring. You were initially uncomfortable by the over-the-top security measures, but after the recent events, you felt relieved. They made sure that no one would think of attacking the tower: it would have been a suicide. The androids had a great risk assessment ability, they were able to determine with percent accuracy how much danger each scenario entailed, and in the case of the Cyber ​​Tower, it was high. Not only the guards were a threat, the premises were protected by numerous hindrances: the workers were identified based on their voice and DNA, and they could only pass through the gates at the entrance with a hologram card.

You felt lost. With glassy eyes, you scanned the endless skyscrapers of Detroit while twirling the pen in your shaking hand. You could have left the building at the end of your working hours, but you decided to stay. Starring the papers scattered on your table, you were sure that you wouldn’t be able to get through them before morning. Passing by your office, many cast questioning glances at the pile of paper, mainly because by then, digital notebooks had become widespread, and they would have made your work significantly easier, but you were unable to bring yourself to break free from your habits. You didn't want to give up the feeling as you ran your ballpoint pen over them, and you liked to believe that you were doing a more efficient job this way. Getting your thoughts down required more attention than a simple touch transfer to a tablet.

You looked up at the sound of the TV mounted on the wall. The news channel served as background noise, but the announcer's words rang bittersweetly in your ears.

“More complaints about deviant androids have been received by the Detroit Police Department. An AX400 shot its owner with a loaded gun, and a RK200 attacked a young woman with her bare hands. We all ask the question: can we feel safe in our own home? Let's switch to reporter Joss Douglas from Detroit, who will cover the details of the chilling events.” The reporter's voice blurred into the soft, constant humming noise of the ventilation system.

You shook your head in resignation and turned off the device with a firm motion.

✇

The hours stretched into each other, and you didn't even realize when the first rays of the sun forced their way through the gaps of the curtains, lighting up the office. Your eyes felt heavy, your arms laid numb on the table, and you sometimes had to shake your head to keep yourself awake. It was these moments that made you truly understand that this wasn’t just a job for you. You considered it your mission to create androids that would not only make living easier, but also shape the future.

The ringing of your phone pulled you out of your thoughts. Glancing down at your wrist, you noted that, given the early hours, it seemed unreasonable for a Cyber ​​Life employee to be looking for you.

You pressed the accept button with a small sigh.

“[Name], how can I help you?“

"Good morning, ma’am! I apologize for bothering you so early, but it’s an urgent issue. I'm Jeffrey Flower, Chief of the Detroit Police Department.“

You winced involuntarily.

"Please, continue.” your voice seemed unnaturally high, despite the fact that you tried to sound determined.

“It‘s about the deviant androids, but I can't say more than that. I would like to discuss the details in person, ma’am”

Fowler's succinct wording only raised more questions and alarm bells went off in your mind.

"Excuse me, sir, but I believe you're talking to the wrong person. I'm not in charge of the press department. I can transfer your call if you want me to.”

After a few seconds, Fowler spoke again.

"I know who you are. And I’m also sure that you are the one who can help us. Please just listen to what I have to say. You can still refuse my offer after that”

It crossed your mind to just hang up the call without an answer, but your ever-increasing curiosity proved to be stronger.

"This morning?" you asked.

"I can see you in my office at half past eleven.”

You nodded cautiously, even though Fowler couldn't see it.

”I'll be there.” you swallowed your uneasy questions. “Goodbye Mr. Fowler.”

Ending the call, you couldn't help but wonder how significant it was that the police specifically wanted to talk to you out of all people.

The cause of your worry was far from something preventing you from talking openly about the company and the machines they designed. Unlike most, you weren't held back by a strict NDA, but you still had a strange sense of loyalty tied to Cyber ​​Life, the company which gave you a life, gave you a chance to start over and prove you were more than a programmer. Through the company, you were able to make your dreams come true, and for that, you owed them endless gratitude.

You couldn't explain why, but you were deeply dreading the meeting with Fowler.