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[yummycrummy]

Aaaaahgd hi!!

I’ve been following your AU for a while now and finally decided to make fanart for it- I hope you like it!! :]

And I made a doodle of SR with a carrot blankie getting head pats :]

Hiii!! HES SO CUTEE O MY GOSH 😭🥕💖💖💖 Little man.... I love both of these sm <3 tyyy!!! The blankie looks so cozy

[redjaybird]

"Trust-" Oh, shit! That is, indeed, an actual emu. The deputy wasn't just joking around. Where did they get an emu from?!

He almost wasn't fast enough to throw up his hands, a sudden, solid barrier formed in the shape of an actual, large shield. Now that he had a little more time thanks to thinking of a shield real fast, he duplicated that around him.

“Then I guess I can’t trust you at all.” And so, he’s made another enemy. Several, in fact. The deputy let out a shrill call mimicking the danger call of a chicken, which worked all too well.

Suddenly, dozens of the colorful hens scattered. Wings flapping wildly as they all scrambled to find shelter in the surrounding trees, the strawberry bushes, and even the rancher’s very own house. Both mares panicked from the sudden commotion. Whinnies covered the remaining sounds of Lil Man’s quick arrival.

The Deputy ducked behind the metal trash lid. Used it like a shield to protect themself from the very wild movement of jumpy, taloned grey feet. For once, Lil Man wasn’t focused on his owner. Oh, no. His full attention and natural anger was aimed directly at the newcomer.

[bones4thecats]

Whoops! I forgot to add an emoji, sorry!

I'm the anon who made the Record of Ragnarok request regarding a goddess of fortune and luck s/o. I'd like to be called 🐢 anon, please.

RoR w/ Goddess of Fortune + Luck! S/O

Characters: Poseidon, Qin Shi Huang, and Hades Requester: 🐢Anon A/N: This was a nice thing to write, each of them have their own story, which basically never happens anymore, lol. Anyways, hope you like this! And have a sparkling rest of your days/nights! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Mentions of death, insinuated assault, SWEARING in Poseidon's part, murder, blood, and slight description of death (tiny gore warning) ⚠️

Disclaimer: The Reader is a FEMALE and based on Yaoshi (HSR)

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╚═════ Poseidon ══════════════════════════════╝

🔱 You were his beauty to his beast. While that might not be physical on his behalf, his emotionless and cold demeanor made everyone, including his own family, believe him to be a devil in an angel's skin

🔱 On average, you would visit your believers in your temple, waving each ahead before gifting them with luck and a small fortune every time. But, as your reputation grew, so did your follower's egos

🔱 Poseidon was pissed when he found out one of your long-time followers had a son whom was trying to get into your pants so you would gift him with an unbelievable fortune and unbelieving amounts of luck just for being 'yours'

🔱 He decided to visit your temple one day, stabbing his trident into the stone flooring as he walked, alerting all that surrounded the area, and making them bow in respect to the God of the Sea. Poseidon just scoffed and kept walking, not giving any human any glance, they, in his eyes, did not deserve a perfect being like himself's attention

🔱 As he strode through, he found Aphrodite and Heracles outside of your temple, watching over the many children in the surrounding garden. They smiled as they caught Poseidon walking, as he just asked for your location

"Y/N went to her chambers with this guy... I think he said his name was... Dolion?"

"Yes, that was his name Heracles. They've been gone for about 10 minutes, I was about to send Heracles to check on them, but since you're here!"

🔱 Poseidon nodded and walked to your chambers, his trident making the same clack noise as he heard a man yelling at someone, which made your husband furrow his brows slightly as he listened in

"Get out of here, Dolion."

"Oh go fuck yourself, you whore! Just manipulating my emotions like that?! Making me feel such a strong connection just for you to take it away because you're married to that bastard, Poseidon?! How could you?!"

"Dolion. I will not tell you again. Get the fuck out."

"Don't tell me you never felt the connection with me, Goddess of Fortune and Luck? Come on, Y/N."

"You have no right to call me by that name. Do not make me kill you where you stand."

🔱 The sound of you screaming made Poseidon burst in the room, his trident pushing against the male's neck as you fell to the ground, your long hair pooling around your small frame on the ground

"You have five second to apologize, worm."

"Who the fuck are you?!"

"Five."

"Seriously, man! Who are you?!"

"Four."

"Oh for the love of Olympus. Answer me!"

"One."

🔱 You closed your eyes as Poseidon stabbed the man's neck, plunging his trident's three tips into the stone wall and causing blood to begin drip down the body of the now-deceased young male

🔱 Standing up and listening to your chain-wrapped foot hit the ground as you hugged Poseidon from behind, your grip tightening around his stomach, making him look back at you and breath out, providing your ears with the familiar echo of his breathing. He then grabbed your arm and wrapped his own around your midsection, keeping you in a protective grasp

"Thank you, 'Seidon."

"Hmm."

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╚═════ Qin Shi Huang ═══════════════════════════╝

👑 Qin Shi Huang knew that you and him being in a relationship was bound to start some kind of controversy within the Einherjar, as they distrusted pretty much any God they came across. Yep, that means they distrusted Buddha for quite a while

👑 You merely sat up with the rest of the fighters as Qin fought, and you smiled gently as Hades walked in, causing Leonidas to look at you with narrowed eyes

"What are you smiling at, Goddess?"

👑 Chuckling at his animosity, you reached outwards, pointing towards the tall, white-haired God of the Dead before speaking up again

"That man caused many issues between me and my old human friend, Tamaki. Honestly, seeing such an enemy fight against my husband is a fight I cannot tear my eyes from for a second."

👑 Kojiro smiled as you spoke, looking back down at the Emperor. He then looked at you and asked you how you had met the royal and gotten into a relationship, after all, being a Goddess of such a high-caliber in the Shinto Pantheon must have been hard to deal with a human

"It's quite the detailed story. But if you wish to know so badly, Sasaki, I shall tell you the shortened version."

👑 The others adjusted their positions to listen to you, curiosity spread through their tough and chiseled forms as you began to speak, recanting your love story with your husband

"One night, I had decided to take a walk through a garden, but this garden was owned by the Emperor's family. It was there that I noticed a young man walking around, a blindfold over his eyes, much to my confusion at the time. I walked to the man and asked him if he could see and needed assistance, the man, whom I later learned to be Qin Shi Huang, had merely waved me off with a smile before asking if I needed help since he never saw me around the building."

"Wait- he can see through that thing?" Buddha asked.

"Correct, Buddha. But, after I left, I had given him a peony and a orchid. The peony, in Chinese culture, stands for good fortune, while the orchid stands for wealth and fortune. I began to come by nearly weekly, which allowed us to grow closely before he proposed and we married. I revealed my identity as a divine being a mere few days before he proposed, so imagine my shock when he asked for my hand in marriage!"

👑 The others chuckled as you finished your story, allowing you to look back down as your husband readied his form for the fight. You allowed a single tear to fall down from your eye, but before it hit the ground, you picked it up and tossed it onto the ground, making a four-leaf clover pop up from the flooring. Grabbing it, you blew it to your husband, in your own, silent way to wish him luck in the battle for Humanity's safety

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╚═════ Hades ════════════════════════════════╝

💀 As you pat the young deity's head, your husband watched from a distance. You had been bonding with Zeus' family a lot more after the birth of Ares, his youngest brother's oldest son, and after Hermes' birth, you had just doubled down on your Auntie-responsibilities, even as the two aged

💀 Hades smiled as you looked at the middle of Zeus' boys, using your magic to tie tiny golden fabric-strands onto his body, around the arm like a bow for Hermes, he lightly adjusted it to his style while you smiled and pat his head lightly

💀 Laughing as you saw Ares began to mess around with his father, Zeus, as he tried making a speech as if he was going to lead another army to battle, you gave one of the most beautiful smiles in Olympus

💀 Hermes then told you he needed to go visit with his mother, you nodded and allowed him to go speak to Hera. You then clasped your hands in front of your hips and walked towards your husband, stopping by his side and laying your head on his shoulder

"Good afternoon, my love."

"Good afternoon, my King of the Netherworld."

💀 Chuckling and laying his head on your own, Hades smiled gently. He could feel your welcoming and warm aura pulse through his own cold and noble one, and it was a feeling he didn't want to let go of anytime soon

"Aunt Y/N, Uncle Hades! It's good to see you both!" A voice rung out, snapping both you and Hades out of your peaceful moment.

💀 Looking back up, you saw two of your three nephews. Heracles and Ares walked up and shook their Uncle's hand while they hugged you delicately, making sure they didn't accidentally damage any of the golden accessories that dawned your figure

"It's good to see you both as well. How has training been?" Hades asked.

"Alright. Dad almost destroyed the arena last week, though." Ares answered while Heracles nodded with a tired expression.

"Well that sounds like fun, calming your father down and all." You teased, making the three guys smile and chuckle at the thought of Zeus acting like a child in need of discipline from his parents.

"Y/N!" Aphrodite yelled out, waving you over to her and her nymphs.

💀 You peered back at your husband, who just nodded and kissed your forehead, allowing you to walk over to your old friend. Aphrodite was excited about something, and he knew you were naturally a curious being

"You really love her, don't you, Uncle?" Heracles asked.

"That I do. That I do..."

[jonathankai]

Okay, BOOping headcanons, let's go:

🎃 Shi Qingxuan sends many boops to Ming Yi and they are all nice. Ming Yi boops Shi Qingxuan just once, and it's an evli one. Shi Qingxuan is scandalized.

👻 Hualian boop each other many times, but they both cry a little bit when tumblr suggests an evil boop.

💀 Fengqing are booping each other NON-STOP. Doesn't matter nice or evil, each of them just wants to score up and boop more times than the other.

[tea-cat-arts]

I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji

[hamlet-not-hamnet]

xiao xingchen’s way of dealing with arguments: taking offended surprise naps

[cy-blade]

[ashipikaur]

waw…. oc posting…… CRAAAZY

🫶 additional thoughts in tags!!!!!!

[qourmet]

this is the first time i'm explicitly putting a name to a character that canonically exists, xiao laopo doesn't count cos that's a title but madam lan didn't have a known title before she was madam lan, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

they're talking mad shit about u tho

[its-not-a-pen]

you want to dip your fingers into my grief and sample it like fine wine

close ups of the Small Jianli's because i kept cracking up laughing as i was drawing this.

lineart:

new season of attack on titan looks great guys

[bones4thecats]

A/N: Because of the request I had gotten, I was making this, but it turned out fairly long and I didn’t want to have it go from short to short to HOLY CRAP! But, despite that, enjoy~~

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👑 Qin Shi Huang is the definition of golden retriever

👑 I don’t care what anyone says, he definitely pampers you like nothing

👑 Qin is a fairly let-loose and happy guy

👑 So mix that with the more reserved and irritable nature, phew it makes a very interesting mix

👑 Your subjects initially thought of you as a more traditional leader; calm, collected, smart, and quite frankly just all around nonchalant

👑 But while they seemed to see you as more of the classic ruler, they wouldn’t say it out loud, as you were known to also be just as irritable as other rulers

👑 So, they kept it to themselves, knowing if you heard, you’d probably brutally scold them for offending their king, their Emperor, and your husband

👑 Qin loves you because of how calm you are, and that’s just the truth

👑 He would, like Buddha, give you the cutest nicknames, and even if you didn’t like them, he’d still use them without a care in all of the world or Valhalla

👑 Your husband would hug you daily, giving you so much affection that it could actually be comparable to a real golden retriever

👑 While Ragnarok occurred, he would constantly surprise both Gods and Humans with how different you both were

👑 Nobody, not even people like Zeus or Hades believed you guys were married, until they saw how your gaze seemed to soften when looking at the Emperor in adoration

👑 Like what I said earlier, he loves to pamper you with anything you could ever want or need

👑 You want a pillow? Yours.

👑 You want an extra hour of sleep? Yours.

👑 You want someone dead? Yours.

👑 Okay, he wouldn’t go that far… maybe

[preywhore]

No Lily, No Life!!

[lovipop]

Imagine making your f/o food from your culture and they love it. That dish is gonna be wiped clean with a bite mark on it. I hope you made enough cause they will ask for seconds

[01432853]

Under the Skin (2022) - EP 12

[kazzys-wx]

WANGXIAN

a/b/o, omega!wwx, alpha!lwj, mpreg, fluff

When they first moved for good to the cottage, wwx and lwj had shared many of the chores. Cooking, cleaning, mending clothes, doing laundry. They had their own respective tasks they liked to do themselves, like wwx and his garden and the farm, and lwj and gathering wood for them and tending to the animals. but over all they shared the work.

That is, until wwx had found out he was pregnant a few weeks after his latest heat.

Now, lwj won’t even let him near the potatoes that are begging to just be harvested!

He’s sat on a plush cushion on their porch, watching as his alpha and husband rolls up his sleeves and plows the fields.

Earlier, the man had been chopping up wood, and had carried a large piece of log easily on his shoulders to go and repair some of the animal pens.

wwx had been so hot and bothered that he had half a mind to demand his alpha drop everything then and there and just take him out in the open.

But! He managed to refrain. Getting to stare at lwj’s biceps flexing was far more enjoyable.

wwx smiles to himself, and smooths a hand over the soft curve of his belly. He’s six months along now, and steadily growing bigger.

“Are you alright?” Comes Lwj’s voice.

wwx looks up, taking in the sweat beading at his husbands forehead, the earthy, musky smell of him. Lwj is a clean man, and wwx never really gets to smell the full force of his alpha musk. But oh, is it delicious like this.

wwx silently beckons him closer and lwj leans down. wwx kisses his sweaty forehead softly, dabbing at his face with a cloth he kept beside him just for this.

“Your omega is just fine,” wwx hums out pleased. “I’ve been relaxing all day, watching my alpha work and flaunt his muscles. How could I not be perfectly fine?”

lwj huffs, a corner of his lip ticking up. “My omega likes what he sees?”

wwx giggles softly, a blush rising to his cheeks. He softly swats at lwjs shoulder. “Speaking like that, I think you really are just trying to flaunt in front of me! Are you becoming a peacock? Trying to impress the omega you want to court, hm?”

Lwj shifts closer, burying his face into the omega’s neck, under his jawline where it connects to his ear. There, the smell of lavender and the new added tinge of milk is strongest.

wwx feels and hears his alpha breathe in deep

Lwj remains quiet, pulling away slightly only to come back closer and brush his lips over the omega’s sensitive neck, scenting him meanwhile.

He places a few kisses, wwx squirming under him and beginning to make breathy little sounds.

“Ah, Lan Zhan, sensitive…!”

“Mm.” Lwj pulls away finally, and he brings a hand up to cup the swell of wwx’s pregnant belly. “You smell good.”

wwx blushes furiously, overcome with so much emotion and love for his husband. “Too much! Ah, my heart can’t take it. When you treat me like that I feel like a lovesick maiden! You’re too much for this frail omega’s heart!”

Lwj huffs laughingly, tucking a piece of hair behind wwx’s ear. “You are a lovesick maiden, and you are anything but frail.”

“…..Then let me harvest the potatoes! I’m dying for them!”

“….No.”

“Aiya! Laaan Zhaaaaan!”

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: sect leader jiang, do you ever visit the maternal side of your family in meishan? 

🍇: popo will never let me hear the end of it if i dont visit at least once a month