#o I catch your drift lmao

[caotictimmy]

🍏- ANON? MAYBE??? it's so late for me but reading your nsfw on Daisuke...UAAAGHHH SAAGHHH 🗣️ he's such a vocal man and the whole morning sex thing where he can't get into you quick enough .helpop helppp meeeee helpppp

(maybe this is a request? Maybe I'm just yapping lowkey??? But if you want to write on this, by all means go for it LMAO)

Giggling over Swansea being mortified while walking in on reader x daisuke getting it on, I imagine they don't notice him and Daisuke is getting all needy trying to keep his pace 🤞 That boy has never felt the touch of person romantically so I could onllllyyyy assume that he'd been sensitive his first time. Or like. Every time with reader- especially if they're still on the ship. He's trying to not make too much noise as everyone is asleep ☹️ his whiney ass is NOT making it through that night. Bonus if reader is nonchalant about it the next day at lunch. They're talking with someone about their poor love lives (finding people to stay with how long their jobs shipments are)- reader dropping shit like 'aw man yeah. if only there was someone to really understand me, y'know?'. As if Daisuke wasn't memorizing their insides and how they physically react to him with his body just last night 😭

HELP 🍏 ANON THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST FELL OFF MY BED. But this is Acually so smart. I always believe Daisuke gets lost in the sauce when you guys have sex. For the headcanon I was thinking they were known dating. But for this let’s pretend the crew doesn’t know Daisuke and reader are dating. The first kind middle part will be NSFW. But the rest should be NSFW. This will be done as a one shot. (I’ll also include your little bonus! Plus a little more:3)

What was that god damn noise..? Swansea thought. Irradiated as he heard a squeaking sound, an indescribable muffled sound coming along with it. For fucks sake he just wanted to get some rest! But those loud noises would not let the poor man drift to sleep. He was gonna put a stop to that noise. Once and for all.

Swansea swings his legs over the side of his bed, sitting up. Stretching his arms as he gets ready to investigate what the noise is, and where it’s coming from. He stands up, his back making a loud crack.( I love old man Swansea). He slips his slippers on. Grabbing and putting on his robe by the door. Slowly pushing the door open. Before silently shutting the door. The noise got louder. Even though the walls were paper thin. It still muffled some of the noise.

He tread carefully through the halls. Getting closer to the noise. Swansea could hear talking maybe? The squeaking of something getting louder the more he approaches. Wait. He’s getting closer to Daisuke’s room..? What the hell was that kid doing. He could hear a faint panting? He started walking a bit faster.

Daisuke’s door was cracked open. God was the kid hurt-. Oh… Oh dear god.. For the love of pony express why did he have to be the one to catch this scene. He could now clearly see what was happening now. God why him..? (Warning for what’s ahead will be NSFW)

“Nyyhhh… F-fuck you feel so good. G-god so good. Am I doing good? Mhm!.. a-am I doing good for you. Wanna make sure your feeling as ..ahh ~… as good as I am.” Daisuke whimpered out. His arms wrapped around your waist as he continues going his rough pace.

“Yes! O-oh fuck hah… doing so good for me!”, Your voice muffled as you were face first in your pillow. Daisuke’s body pressing against your back. Like he was trying to mold his body with you. A loud ‘plap’ sound being able to be heard.

Swansea felt his face contort in horror. He could feel his stomach twist in disgust. He definitely walked in on something he definitely shouldn’t have. So what did he do. He went back to his room. Staring at the ceiling with that petrified face still stuck on his face. To say he wasn’t able to sleep that night would be an understatement

-

“I feel like it’s impossible to date anyone with this crappy job.” Anya huffed in a frustrated tone. “I second to that.”, Curly sighed as he ate his crappy lunch.” Our shipments at a Minimum are 5 months! And it’s like we get a month or two back on earth, before they send us back to ship something!” Anya finished. The annoyed look on her face quite prominent.

“I get you Anya. I want to Acually spend time with someone and let them get to know me. But you can’t really do that on this floating rock.”, You said nonchalantly. You sure were letting Daisuke get to know you. All of you… Swansea thought. Trying not to gag at the imagie of what he witnessed last night.

You could feel Daisuke’s eyes turn to you. Lingering a bit longer than ‘just friends’. “Yeah man, it’s such a bummer!” Daisuke said. A light blush spread across his face as he said it. No one else except Swansea noticed.

“Say uh..” Anya started, looking up at you. “I saw you walking in here with a limp, you good?” She asked,her voice laced with concern. God why did you have to ask that Anya! Swansea cringed at her question. “Oh yea no I’m good! Just hit my leg on the wall while sleeping y’know.” You said. Hmh.. I’m sure you were doing some sort of sleeping. Swansea hurrying to finish his food. Quickly getting up to put his plate in the sink and immediately start work. He really just wants to take his mind off this..

-

“Swan-sea!” Daisuke said, dragging the two parts of Swansea’s name out. Swansea ignored Daisuke, continuing to work on the broken vent. “Dude did I do something wrong?” Swansea sighed. Since Daisuke wanted the truth he’ll get it.”For fucks sake Daisuke! Can you have them stop fucking like rabbits! I know you young people have your urges, but this has been going on for the past week. And it’s Saturday for crying out loud!” Swansea yelled.

“AND IF YOU FREAKS ARE GONNA KEEP GOING AT IT. AT LEAST KEEP THE DOOR SHUT AND BE QUIET. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.” Swansea finished, catching his breath. Daisuke just stood there stunned.

“You.. you heard us..?” Daisuke asked, his mouth agape and his eyes shot wide. “I didn’t just hear you guys. Saw it to! Close the damn door next time!” Swansea said irritated. Daisuke continued to stand there embarrassed. “Swansea uh.. I-I’m so sorry I didn’t realize.” Daisuke stuttered out. Still shocked about the revelation.

“Yeah you better be fucking sorry” Swansea muttered. Turning around before pausing. Sighing a bit. “At lest your getting some action in this hell hole. Reminds me of me and my wife.” He said. Before holding his fist out. “I’m only gonna do this once Daisuke.” Swansea said. Daisuke happily returned the fist bump.

“Now get the hell out of my sight for the rest of the day!” Swansea yelled. “Alright swan-sea!” Daisuke said, doing the same long period name thing. Swansea let out an annoyed sigh. At least the kid was happy…

[aerynwrites]

Hey I just stumbled upon your blog and I love all the headcannons you've been writing so far!

My question is how do you think Dammon would do with a plus sized reader?

ahhh thank you for sending this in my friend!! I absolutely love Dammon and this idea with him is just *chef's kiss*

Dammon with a Plus Size S/O

I think I've said in the past that Dammon is a physical touch guy.

so like...he wouldn't be able to keep his hands off you.

he loves how soft you are, especially in comparison to him.

he doesn't dislike his body at all, but he loves the contrast. He's always been pretty lean and also has those ridges on his body like most tieflings do, and so like that in contrast with your soft curves and plushness just drives him mad. especially in the bedroom tbh.

also.

don't EVER let this man catch you talking down about yourself or being self conscious bc he will ALWAYS shut you down. (in a nice way of course).

example A: If you ever maybe questioned if he could lift you or maybe made a dismissive comment of Like "dammon I'm too heavy-" that man would look at you so hard and pick you up with NO problems.

I mean come on.

he slings a heavy ass hammer all day, deals with super heavy metals and armor, he would have no issue picking you up and doing whatever you (or he) wanted him to.

if something Like that happened in the forge I could totally see him lifting you up and sitting you on the anvil, especially if there's a little height difference, and he'd just kiss you silly. (and maybe some uh...other things if you catch my drift lol).

Also while I do believe Dammon to be one slow to confrontation.

if someone ever looked at you sideways or made a rude comment, he would throw hands without question. or at least threaten him with his hammer lmao.

Dammon just loves you so much okay.

And he would tell you so often like. he'd kiss you all over have his hands on you, he just loves you.

ALL of you, no matter what that means.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

twilight for the uninitiated

HEYLO BABYGIRLS, BITCHBOYS, AND BOYCOTTERS OF THE BINARY! It's your favourite (and I should hope only) Good Omens Mascot and Maggot Prince here. Yesterday (earlier today? idk I sleep in naps) way over on the maggots server some of y'all were insulting Twilight. Which I am 100% supportive of, but for Bildaddy's sake, you need to insult it CORRECTLY.

But should you have to hate-watch or hate-read it? Nah, you've got me. In middle school I got late to school because I was reading the books in the bathroom instead of getting ready. I'VE GOT YOU! Gonna mix up the book and movie for optimum enjoyment.

Dramatis Personae: Edward Cullen, aka Sparkles the Vampire. Bella Swan, aka Bella Sue. Jacob Black, aka Wolfy Eggfucker. Charlie Swan, aka Gunboy ACAB. And Dr Carlisle Cullen, aka Zaddy. @orpiknight taught me that word.

ALRIGHT! So Bella Sue's mum and dad are divorced and she lives with her mum. But her mum's like lmao fuck you when she gets a touring boyfriend and tosses Bella Sue to Forks, where it rains a lot, and where her dad Gunboy lives.

So Bella Sue grabs a cactus because that represents Arizona and hauls ass, and Gunboy makes awkward comments about her hair. Bonding! But then he gets her a pickup truck, which is wild-o.

First day of school and Bella Sue is very popular because Small Town and the boys are very tingly in the ballsacks if you catch my drift. Anna Kendrick asks her why she's white (YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE, KAREN!) and then promptly forgets she was in the movie.

INTRODUCING THE VAMPIRES! This is a vampire story, by the way. There's Himbo, Blonde Murderer, and they're dating/married. There's Bi Awakening and some constipated looking dude from the Confederate army, and they're dating/married (don't worry about it). There's Sparkles, of course, and they all walk into the cafeteria being Hot apparently. Sparkles stares at Bella Sue. This is to be a common theme.

Sparkles thinks Bella Sue stinks. No, like, literally, she stinks coz he wants to eat her and food smells etc. Bella Sue also has magic powers and Sparkles can't read her mind. He's like >:(=. Those are his fangs, btw. But then he goes away with his family to hunt animals and drink blood and comes back like :)=.

Bella Sue almost gets hit by a car but then Sparkles jumps in and pushes it away. He then gaslight gatekeeps girlbosses her, and googles adrenaline rush to explain it to her. AND GUESS WHO HEALS HER? IT'S SPARKLES'S DAD, AND MY ZADDY. He walks into the ER all blonde and gentle and competent. Oh and he's a vampire too and so is his wife but like his magic power is compassion and also he's learned to regulate himself around blood. And he's pretty. Zaddy.

He's so fucking pretty but then we have to go back to the Plot and some humans are being killed or whatever and Gunboy is takin' charge yo. Sparkles keep chasing after Bella Sue to tell her to stay away from him and finding her randomly to remind her to ABSOLUTELY STAY AWAY and then he stalks her in the night and has dinner with her after saving her from a gang to tell her to ABSOLUTELY STAY AWAY. Also, he's like 110 years old. Whatever.

Oh and Sparkles breaks into her room to watch her sleep at night. It's super duper romantic. (No, trust me, once you see Wolfy in the later books, this will be super duper romantic). Then he takes her to abandoned clearings in woods to threaten to kill her and he tells her to SAY WHAT HE IS and she's like MOSQUITE LEECH VAMPIRE.

AND THEN HE SPARKLES! A LOT! And they go to the Cullens house and play baseball and Zaddy is looking absolutely lovely and welcomes them and even stands off some random vampires that show up. But one of them likey-likey's Bella Sue's blood.

Bella Sue is like lmao fuck you you're not a good dad to Gunboy to keep him safe or whatever and runs away with the Cullens to keep herself safe or whatever. Idk man Zaddy is just very pretty throughout.

And then there's a ballet place and Bella Sue goes there to get murdered coz she doesn't want to be a burden to the Cullens (homegirl never been so real). The Cullens get there and kill the vampire but then she's vampiring so Sparkles sucks the venom out and Zaddy heals her. Looking pretty. Blonde hair, golden eyes, etc.

And then Gunboy and Bella Sue's mum show up and she goes home and she's like SPARKLES TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE TOO and he's like yo wtf no you'll be a monster (I think he's just pissed he sucked that venom out for nothing) and she's like SPARKLES PLEASE UWU and he's like UGH WE'LL SEE and they dance at prom but anyway there it ends. It should have ended with a shot of Zaddy but anyway.

*influence voice* Like and subscribe Like and reblog for a part II coz there are three more books/four more movies. Gotta get that education. Now I have the urge to make a youtube video. Garn. ANYWAY LOVE YOU ALL BYE MAGGOTS.

[nkn0va]

Headcanons for kaguya and nanase with an s/o who loves to pick them up and just cuddle them then and there? (Lmao get loved, get absolutely treasured)

Nanase is literally like 12 years old so I'm gonna have to decline her. Kaguya tho absolutely needs as much love as she can get. This is a tad bit on the shorter side compared to what I usually write but I like what I did manage to churn out.

(Get completely fucking appreciated lmao)

(Thanks once again to @uponawhitehorse13 for coming in clutch. Kaguya doesn't have a gif like the other uni characters, can we get an F?)

-Knowing Kaguya, she probably instigates this half the time. As per her playful nature, she's the type to tease her S/O when it comes to affection. Oh, you truly do love her? How about you prove it?

-Out of nowhere you pick her up bridal style, getting a surprised 'woahh!' out of her. Once she recovers from the shock she can't help but giggle in amusement, thoroughly satisfied with the outcome.

-She does fall under the rich lady archetype somewhat, being born into privilege, she's all for being treated like a princess. She is going to 100 percent enable this tendency of yours as much as physically possible and then some.

-Even more so in public. She has no qualms about you two showing each other off in front of other people. She high key gets a thrill out of PDA. She'll more than gladly return the affection herself, kissing your cheek and posing dramatically in your arms as if she's some kind of performer.

-It's not much different in private, honestly. You can just be at home and out of nowhere cuddle Kaguya down to the bed or couch or what have you. She'll let out a laugh of amusement and happily forget whatever work she was doing. Work can wait a while, can't it? Her S/O needs some loving.

-Kaguya is all for cuddles, She's super gentle with you and is quite soft mostly due to two specific things if you catch my drift. It's very easy to drift off and fall asleep with her. She'll coo at you lovingly, asking if you had a stressful day while running a hand through your hair. If you answer yes she'll teasingly call you her 'poor baby' and pull you close to her.

-No work is probably getting done on either of your ends for the rest of the day when this happens. You both refuse to let each other go. You should really only instigate this if you don't have anything else urgent to do.

-Something about her presence is just really calming to be around. No matter what kind of day you had, she's able to calm you down instantly and make you forget about what happened as you both take a nice nap with one each other.

[slipknot-sic-0]

just saw that beefy post you made a couple days ago and i'd like to add to the list of beefy slipknot members and get your thoughts:

paul - after the self titled era he got a lil heavier (which is fine shit happens) and he honestly fits the description of beefy perfectly. PLUS THOSE PICS OF HIM PLAYING BASS AND YOU CAN SEE HIS BELLY HANGING OVER THE TOP OF HIS BASS A LITTLE AAAAAAHH he's so cute i love paulie sm

clown - just a big guy. a large lad, if you will. not really a dad bod but like a fat uncle bod if that makes sense???? he's chubby, beefy, pudgy, you catch my drift? he big :o)

so yeah uhh beefy slipknot member supremacy lmao

hello fellow BEEF luvr

you have brought SOME VERY important facts to the table

for starters!! paul is definitely of the finer things in life, he definitely fits “beef” perfectly in all aspects of the word, and i find that he is often overlooked.. he is so very sweet and i adore him. i think there are many kinds of beef, but he is.. he would be like the true description of it? ex. mick is more muscular, jim is taller, clown has less of a dad bod and more of a beer belly in all senses of the word. so i would say if we work towards defining beef in its truest form, i nominate paul. (MEGA BEEF!!)

second!! although clown is beef, he is NOT my beef. i loved his very disturbing displays of beefiness in the earlier sk days, and how he is very much still insane- but i have taken a dislike to him recently so I SHANT’ recognize his beef factor!! (he is big beef tho fr)

thank you for coming to our tedtalk

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hi! I got very curious so I wanted to ask: if you could design a unique idle animation for your OCs, what would some (or all if you’d like!) of your OCs’ idle animations be?

Ohh this is a fun one, thank you!!

Compiled some ideas for my main crew under the cut cos it got long lmao, but the gist of it is that June and Liam would have the biggest selection of idle animations, cos they're the most fidgety of the bunch who also get restless or bored fairly quickly.

Kala is at the other end of the spectrum cos she's practically been drilled to stay focused for long periods of time on the job.

The rest are in between, with all of them getting more restless the more time passes, but for slightly different reasons.

Neira Must feel Productive At All Times so she'll start doing just that.

Ari is more leisurely but will also use the opportunity to catch up on things he didn't have the time to do otherwise.

Lilian has no problem stopping for a bit but will get impatient and restless when idle for longer.

Addie would be similar, getting more animated the more time passes. 'Renan too but the signs would be much more subtle cos they're too broody trained to stay still when they have to. Noya would fall into some sort of repetitive motion to keep herself entertained while drifting off or observing

NEIRA:

short:

glances around, mildly alert (sequence of different directions/intensities at random) takes moment to relax limbs & catch breath

long:

[if self or party member injured] summons wisp & slowly heals party members quietly rehearses spells under her breath practices basic battle techniques (w/o weapon, only movements) [weapon varies; depending on party members present, will notice & give feedback (daggers/zev, bow/leli etc.)]

KALA:

short:

little movement overall small adjustments to stance subtle stretches; prevent stiffness

long:

slightly less at-the-ready stance, but still alert; repeat above cycles at less frequent intervals small repetitive motions, e.g. rolling a pebble between her fingers

LIAM:

short:

stretch back pluck at gloves or hems/sleeves scratch chin/cheek suddenly pat pockets as if checking them

long:

inspect/play with daggers play with coin (roll across knuckles, flick, almost lose, guess heads or tails w random party member [priority varric > isabela > bethany]) [if dog summoned] play with/pet skippy

LILIAN:

short:

clench & unclench fists subtle neck/shoulder stretches

long:

cross & uncross arms readjust brace/ left leg impatient foot tapping brush back hair

JUNE:

short:

check sole of boots shuffle feet rock back & forth on balls of feet pluck at collar flick off debirs/dirt from coat [temperate/humid biome] swat at insect neat face

long:

take out & mess with staff pick up & throw rock [if sera/dorian/bull present: throw at them] summon/ play with magic sparks [cold biome] snow around her melts [near red lyrium] gets visibly distressed

ARI:

short:

readjust stance and/or equipment look up to check weather/time

long:

take out compass or notebook take out water bottle or rations refasten belt or boots [hot biome, extension to drinking animation] rub water on neck and forehead [cold/muddy biome] scrape off snow/mud from boots

[selfshippinglover]

all of the ♡ valentine’s day self ship ask game ♡ with actor as well >:3c ~ @soft-f1sh-yearnings

Thankl yoooou Oodles!! I shall >:33

bastard time beloooow~

adoration — how would your f/o speak about you to someone else?

He talks about me upppp and doooown! Let him talk and he will TALK <3

be mine — how would they react to you flirting with them, do they get flustered? flirt back?

He’d be alll over that! You think you can flirt better than he can? ha! don’t be ridiculous. He then spends the rest of the day making it MY PROBLEM AFSKGJKHGSJ

bouquet — what’s their favorite flower and why?

Oh, he’s always been a classic red rose fan! Love, devotion, anger, his general color of choice! What better than the color of adoration~

crush — when did your f/o realize their feelings for you? how did they deal with those feelings?

There had been something like feelings there in childhood and even through high school but they died down once he met Celine. He was drawn to her fire and passion. He starts to realize that he still felt something when I drunkenly confess to him late one night at one his parties. As Celine starts to drift and his fears that she wants to leave him become fact, he falls even farther under the guise of heartache and drunken stares across the darkened halls of the mansion. He was generally flirty just like always but more touchy, a bit more open. Really, he didn’t handle them well because of everything else happening at the time.

confession — how’d the confession happen, and looking back on it, what are your (and f/o’s) thoughts abt how you both were back then?

Soooooo, I am the one that ends up confessing to him under starlight in a haze of drunken emotion. I mistake him for Damian and ask him if i can vent for a moment. “Damian” agrees and this leads to a bit of longing and guilt and god the LONGING. Her eyes are so full of love and lust and every emotion. She casually says how even though it’s cheesy she’s always thought of him as the brightest shining star, That nothing even compares to the glow that he gives off. That passion, that fire. There’s just no one else like him not in the whole universe.

Actor tells her that he actually drunkenly confessed to him rather than talking to Damian as she had originally thought somewhere in his drunken depression. Despite his feelings for Celine, he felt something soft and warm and light for the first time in what seemed like forever when she said that to him. He says that he feels the same. That marrying Celine was a mistake and he wants to make it up to her.....(she didn’t believe he had feelings since he was drunk and depressed and desperate but yanno)

Christ it was all a mess and sure does read like it. Still, something did come out of it in the end.

darling — what outfits would you both wear on a date? feel free to show pics!

Ya’ll know how Mark is. Fancy suits, red dresses, anything red and eye catching!

He insists on sharing his fancier outfits with me so for him I’d be more prone to dressing up! Mostly dresses and accessories! Catch me wearing black dresses with red accents <333

date night — describe your ideal date with them! spare no expense, realism to the wind, what’s your dream outing?

mark already owns a mansion anddd millions so we can already go wherever we want lmao. My favorite will always be days spent at home alone, just the two of us. where only I have his attention~

hand holding — how are they with physical affection? who initiates it first?

Very affectionate!!Though he’s like that generally he’s extra attached to me and if anyone shows me that kind of attention ooohh buddy he’s gonna rub the fact that we’re together in their faaace

hugs — are you and f/o affectionate / open about your relationship in public?

Mark is nothing if not a show off...and I fall into that place too. He’d scream about me to the world if I’d let him lol

love letters — are they good at expressing how they feel? what’s their best way of letting you know they love you?

He’s a whiny little drama queen, when he’s upset the whole world knows lol

Really he rants to me about anything and everything that upsets him. Hell, I’m the first or second person he goes to so I always knoooww

smitten — was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

SO EASY OMG EVERYONE KNEW I WAS SMITTEN FOR HIM EVERYONE!! THEY WOULD TRY BRO BEFORE CELINE

soulmates — do you believe in soulmates? what about your f/o? did that change for either of you when you met each other?

Mark believes in soulmates wholeheartedly!! Though with everything that happened with his ex it’s less the kind of faith a child carries and more cautious.

I think of soulmates more as a fun story idea than anything else

sweets — what’s their favorite valentines-esque food? (think anything you’d get in that seasonal aisle at the grocery store!)

RED VELVET!! PLEASE HE WILL EAT ANYTHING RED VELVET!!

valentine — gush about your valentine! ^^

j-just uhhh, f-feeling th-things thinking about him uhhh d-drunkenly flirty while I try very hard to not melt into each and every thing eh does m-makes me very soft =//////=

[hollandsangel]

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#5

happy accident | tom holland

again, this is 6.4k of self indulgence, but i hope you enjoy😌

summary: despite your differences you fall in love with him

warnings: 18+ content!! unprotected sex solely bc i was too lazy to write it in lmao, but wrap it before you tap it babes!! some angsty stuff and tom not thinking

not my gif

you’d met him by accident. you were waiting to pick up your drink from the counter just as he was on his way to grab his and bumped into his shoulder. you apologized just as quickly as it had happened, barely looking over until he ever so gently placed his hand over your bicep, just to steady you as he said “s okay, are you alright?” 

he looked familiar, like you were supposed to know him from somewhere. 

“yeah, ‘m fine, thank you, uh, are you okay?” truly it was a minor incident, and you’d expected to go on about your day and forget anything had even happened, but he was so smiley looking back at you, and you still had to wait for your coffee. so there you stood, feet cemented to the floor as you stared at this mundane stranger.

“yeah, m’ alright,” he nodded, and his voice was just as familiar as his face. 

you both stood there a little awkwardly as you waited for your orders, the only moment it seemed to dissolve was when you reached forward and thanked the barista for the bagel she handed you in a small paper bag. 

“i’m tom, by the way,” you had been able to feel him watching you, and truthfully you’d been sneaking glances as well, he was really handsome. 

“y/n,” 

“what did you order?” he asks, hands falling into the pockets of his trench coat, as he moves a bit closer to you so another person can wait for their order.

you explain your go to order, and he smiles when you ask the same, “i get a lot of hate for this, but m’ an iced chai latte kinda guy.”

“i thought you were gonna say straight black or something to impress me.” you find yourself saying, smile growing along with his.

“you know that would have been smart, but i couldn’t have you catching me in a lie y/n,” he pushes a lock of hair back as he speaks, and for some reason it is entirely captivating, his eyes squinting through his smile.

“y/n?” the barista calls before you can respond, your drink sliding onto the counter. as your eyes drift from his to the disposable cup, you can’t help but feel a pang of apathy in your chest.

“that’s me.” you mumble, slowly grabbing the cup and turning to face him, staring at him expectantly. 

“um,” he starts, bunching up a napkin in his hand when you catch a glance, “if you ever wanna get a chai latte with me, or black coffee,”  his smile is weirdly confident, contradicting the tone of his voice as he hands you the crumpled napkin. you can’t help the smile that spreads across your lips, biting into your bottom one as you walk out of the cafe.

a few weeks go by, and you’re starting to wonder why tom hasn’t asked you out. he keeps throwing out the same excuses, saying he’s busy or out of town every time you bring up a time and place. it makes you wonder if maybe he’d lost interest, but finally, finally an invitation comes through;

i know i’ve been awful lately but i was wondering if you were free this saturday? i’d love to take you out :)

you try really hard not to get too excited, because as nice as he was, and as fun talking to him turned out to be, you’d been really hopeful for a date, and all the times he had to turn you down chipped away at your confidence.

is this a joke???

lol no i swear! 

saturday around 7, i can pick you up if you’d like

okay, i’m trusting you, saturday at 7

so there you are, saturday night at 6:45pm fixing up the final touches on your hair when your phone lets out a little ding.

could you send me your address? 

sure thing

you type out the address and tuck your phone into your bag before sliding on your shoes. 

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1,575 notes - Posted March 18, 2022

#4

bare | s. harrington

um??? another one??? typically my writing is more ~emotionally involved~ than this work and the last have been, but i’m really having fun with these silly little scenarios

summary: dustin is scared for life

warnings: mildly suggestive throughout, mostly just steve and dustin bc i <3 them but that’s really it :)

wc: 1.2k

gif by @hawkinsindiana !

“oh shit,” steve pants, face emerging form it’s place in the junction of your neck and shoulder when the loud ring of the door bell chimes through the house, “that’s dustin,”

you groan and toss your head back against the pillows, arms still secured around your boyfriend’s shoulders. “you have terrible timing, harrington,” you mumble, earning a smirk in return.

“hey i got you off didn’t i?” steve winks, pressing his mouth to yours in a quick peck.

“you’re insufferable,” you grin up at him, pushing his hair back with your fingers and chasing him for another kiss. a second loud knock on the front door breaks you apart, “we should get dressed,” you mutter into the space between you.

“yeah,” steve nods curtly, still breathless and pushing himself away from your bare chest. you sit up and watch as he struggles into some jeans and a polo, tossing you a sweater in the process. “be right back!” he calls as he runs down the stairs, shirt barely over his head.

you laugh to yourself and slide out from under the covers, slipping steve’s sweater on and searching for your own jeans. you hear the front door opening, steve calling out an excited, “henderson!”

they’re talking downstairs, and there’s muffling on the walkie no doubt clipped to dustin’s belt. something about mike and will being late.

“the game’s in like fifteen minutes, where’s y/n?” dustin asks him, heading to the kitchen to rummage through the fridge like he’s done a million times.

“uh,” steve looks up the stairs to his closed bedroom door, “i think she’s just changing, should be down soon,” he leans against the kitchen counter, hastily catching the coke dustin tosses at him.

“well we gotta get going, are we picking up robin too?” 

steve opens his drink and shakes his head, “no, shes’s already there, some uh, band thing,” you’ve made it halfway down the stairs now, and you watch as steve waves his can in the air as he speaks.

“you guys ready?” you ask, flipping your hair out from under the collar of your sweater. steve gives you a soft smile when you tap the rim of dustin’s cap.

“sure are,” he says with that same smile, tilting the coke nearer to you. you take a sip as he throws his arm over you.

“i wanna pick the music!” dustin calls, running out the door to the bmw.

 steve just looks over at you with a grin. he looks so good like this; happy, at peace. he pulls you in a little bit closer and kisses your hair and you plant your palm on his chest.

“you guys are gross,” dustin pipes up, watching you walk down the drive way together. steve sneers at him playfully.

“you sound like robin,” you chuckle, sliding into the passenger seat once steve’s opened the door for you.

“hey, robin’s right, she told me, you guys were going at it in the backroom at family video! real nasty shit–”

“dustin!” steve exclaims, arm around the back of your seat, ready to back up.

“what! jeeze, i’m just saying…” the boy trails off, static from the walkie-talkie pulling your attention away. “awe shit, you have any batteries?”

you and steve look at each other until you turn around to face dustin, “i thought you always carried batteries?”

“i have like…four, i need more, you got any?”

steve looks at you again, then at dustin and sighs, gesturing with his hand. “...yeah, up in my room on my desk, in like…a drawer or something, check my walk-man,” you give him a curious look, earning a mouthed ‘i dunno’ and a shrug from your boyfriend.

dustin sprints back into the house and up the stairs, muttering ‘batteries..batteries, batteries’ under his breath as he pushes steve’s bedroom door open and stumbles inside. “okay…desk..” dustin rumages  around on the dresser first, looking for steve’s walkman. the horn honks twice from the drive way, “shit,” dustin mutters, moving over to the desk.

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1,619 notes - Posted November 11, 2022

#3

we need a milf reader x tom where dads are ogling at her

pls and thank you

i was truly obsessed with this concept it was so cute and fun to write

shameless | tom holland

gif by @thollandgifs !

it’s late evening. tom had gotten off work a little later than usual, and you’d taken your time eating dinner together before wandering to the grocery store for the week's shop. 

the store is relatively empty, considering the hour, and it’s the picture of peace as you walk leisurely down the aisles with your hand in one of tom’s, the basket hanging from his other arm.

“okay,” you begin, holding up a small slip of paper littered with tom’s messy handwriting, “we’ve got the eggs, almond milk, peaches…” you’re mumbling to yourself as you check things off the list, and tom is watching you intently, smiling as he observes you. “oh! we need to get some more of those cookies, the little ones with the…the…” you snap your fingers, trying to remember.

tom quirks a brow, “the fudge ones?”

“yes! those ones.” you nod, looking over to search the shelves for the familiar box.

“i thought you didn’t like them?” his brows furrow together, reminiscing on a time when you forced the box away from you, hardly able to handle the scent.

“well i guess the baby changed their mind.” you shrug, rubbing a hand over your swollen belly with a hum.

tom looks down, admiring the action you do so absently now, without as much as a thought. he shifts the basket into the crook of his elbow to free his own hand, joining you in the soothing motion. he can’t help but grin, over taken with joy at the reminder that you’re carrying his child, that in a few more weeks, you’ll be parents. he leans in and presses his soft lips to your temple. you hum in acceptance.

down the aisle, tom catches the maundering stare of man about his age glued to your body. you’re wearing a loose knit sweater under your trench coat, but with your due date growing nearer, you show through most of your clothes. tom hardens his gaze at the man, who is shameless in his ogling of you. it makes his skin crawl.

“c’mon love,” he tugs on your hand, his eyes forward, “i think they’re in the next aisle.” he doesn’t really know, but he can’t stand the hungry look being shot at you, so he pulls you away, pressing himself closer and glaring at the bloke as you pass him. 

“are you okay?” your sweet voice pulls him back to you, expression matching your tone when he meets your eyes.

“yeah, m’ okay.” he nods, pecking your cheek to further his point.

“mmk,” you hum, “what flavour of protein bars did you want, lovie? you didn’t write it on the list…tom?”

“what the fuck?” he mutters, head turning as another man eyes your form.

“excuse me?” you remark incredulously.

“baby, we gotta go.” with a bit too much urgency, tom tugs your hand, and the waddle you have to do to keep up with him must look ridiculous.

“tom, tom, slow down, pregnant lady here.” you remind him, still as confused as ever, “what’s wrong?”

“oh, shit, sorry, love,” he seems to calm, “are you alright?” and there he is again, your attentive, loving husband.

“yes, i’m fine, are you okay?

he huffs and looks around. you’re in the health food aisle now, and it seems pretty vacant, “these men keep looking at you, darling, like they want to fucking ravish you.” he explaims in a hushed voice, seriousness crawling amongst each word.

you laugh, and tom pulls back.

“y/n,” he says sternly, “i’m serious.”

“i know,” you giggle, “that’s why it’s so funny.” with a squeeze of his hand you release it, moving yours up to his shoulder instead, “why does it matter?”

tom seems almost offended by this question, “because you’re my wife?” he says, as if the answer should be incredibly obvious, “and it’s weird to look at a pregnant woman, who is clearly in a relationship, so shamelessly??”

you can’t bite back your laugh any longer, and it tumbles out when you shake your head and pat his cheek, “you’re ridiculous and cute. go get your protein bars, doof.”

1,827 notes - Posted April 11, 2022

#2

not me being horny on your main!! anyways just so u know peter really likes sucking tits, he told me himself and i'd love to hear your take on it 😌

right so. nsfw, minors shoo!!

peter is crawling through your window, spider mask pulled half way up his face to reveal his mouth and tip of his nose. you turn and lay your book flat on your chest, watching clumsy stumble over the sill from your bed with half a smile on your face.

“hey, pete,” he buffs at your greeting and tugs the spandex away, his hair falling to his forehead with the momentum, “how was your night?”

he merely grumbles, and when his hands fall to his hips, you notice.

“i’ve had better,” he mumbles, peeling himself out of his suit and standing before you in only his boxers, the material tented as he walks himself over to your bed.

you can’t help but giggle, reaching for your bookmark before he sits on the edge of the mattress, “why’s that?”

he groans and lays himself along your body, suppressing his sound into material of your old t shirt, “something about swinging through skyscrapers at 11pm kn the cold with a hard on,”

your fingers twine into his hair and try to muffle your laugh, feeling him against your thigh.

“don’t laugh at meee,” peter whines, hands crawling up your sides under your top, helping himself to your smooth expanse of skin, nosing the underside of your breast and pressing little kisses where his lips fall.

“can’t help it, you’re cute when you’re needy,” you tell him, fumbling over your breaths when his thumbs rub over your ribs, one hand coming down to your stomach to push your shirt up and reveal more of your skin to him.

“you smell good,” he breathes, ignoring anything else you might have to say, his mind stuck on one thing and one thing only. “taste good too,” he adds, his tongue poking out to lave along the edge of your rib cage.

“petey,” you whisper as he kisses up high, between the valley of your breasts and the swell of both, hands moving up your sides so he can thumb at your nipples, circling them until they tighten under the tips of his fingers.

“hmm..” he hums, the vibrations travelling through you and raising goosebumps along your arms as he licks between your tits and wraps his mouth around one nipple while his hand massages the other, leaving you with no words and heavy breaths. he bares his teeth just slightly, scraping them along the sensitive parts of you.

he doesn’t say anything, just lays atop you and mouths away, his opposite hand switching between squeezing the breast that isn’t in his mouth and trailing all the way down to your hip then back up.

“peter..” you whine, eyes closed and voice pinched in your throat as his hand wanders down into your sleep shorts.

“hmm, need you so bad baby,” he hums back, his exhales tickling your skin, “was thinking about you all day,”

he sounds just as whiny as he did when he first stumbled into your room, even with his mouth full of your soft flesh.

2,597 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

sofa | tom holland

summary: he’s a little whiny sometimes, but it’s what you love about him

warnings: 18+ content! cockwarming and a whole lotta fluff

i will never be getting over these gifs (not mine!) i want to sit in his lap 

wc: 1680

you stepped into the apartment with an arm full of bags and two styrofoam boxes of takeout from tom’s favourite place down the street, sighing dramaticlly as you drop the bags to the floor.

tom is unphased by your dramatic sigh as you kick the door closed and drop your bags to the ground, his eyes focused on the screen and the level in the spider-man game he was on when you left earlier in the morning. his headphones are perched atop his messy curls, unbrushed and uncut, even if you keep saying he needs a bit of a trim. you just shake your head and smile inwardly, busying yourself with putting away the groceries until you hear a soft little “baby?” come from the living room.

you poke your head out from behind the refrigerator door, a carton of juice in your hand, “hey love bug, you’re alive.” you tease. 

tom pushes his headphones down to rest around his neck, “when did you get home, darling?” there's a small pout on his lips and a funny looking indent in his hair where the headphones sat moments prior, controller hanging limply from his hand as he watches you move around the kitchen.

“not long,” you start, “i got some dinner, i didn’t think either of us would be in the mood to cook today.” you were right, both of you were exhausted. tom had just come from the no way home press tour, jumping straight into the next round for uncharted and only had a few days off. 

“feels like i haven’t seen you in ages,” he groans through a long stretch of his arms, causing his shirt to ride up, but you pretend not to notice. “thank you, sweetheart.”

this was also true, you’d been occupied with your own obligations, and the first two days of tom being home they seemed to triple in multitude and importance, meaning you saw him less and less. maybe that had something to do with the little frown etched onto his pretty lips.

he watches you as you plate the takeout, arranging things onto the dishes nicely before bringing them over to the couch. tom kisses your cheek when you sit down, “missed you all day.” he mutters as you fold your legs under yourself. 

“have you been here since i left?” you ask with a small smirk, “think you might have been too concentrated to miss me spidey.” you tease, ruffling his hair playfully and watching a smile tug on the corner of his mouth.

“well, ‘ve been trying to beat this level for the past two days,” he groans, tone just as jovial as yours had been.

you scoff and roll your eyes, “oh whatever, you can figure it out after you eat, c’mon, your food’s gonna get cold,” you mumbe between mouthfuls. 

“do i have to?” the playful whine in his tone is unmistakable and terribly endearing as he looks at you with wide eyes.

“considering you probably haven’t eaten anything all day, yes, yes you do.” he lets out a little ‘hmph’ and turns back to the tv, “you can pause your game, honey,” you baby him, just like he wants you to.

he opens his mouth, fingers flicking at the controller and both eyes on the screen until he throws you half a mischievous glance. “i hate you.” you say as seriously as you can, previous facade dissolving as you dig his fork into his own meal and give him a bite of it.

“i love you too, dear.” he beams, turning quickly to press another kiss to your cheek before he’s back to his game. you finish your meal curled against his side, watching his character dodge endangerment successfully -and unsuccessfully- over and over. you let out a long breath as you uncross your legs before leaning forward to put your dinner plate on the coffee table, stretching and groaning much like tom had when you first came home.

“where are you going?”he wonders, eyes following you when your slipper clad feet hit the floor.

“to change,” is your simple answer, “you want me to heat up your food?” you ask, just hoping he’ll let you take care of him because you don’t get to do it very often.

“don't leave me,” he drags out the “e” for far too long, resulting in a silly smile planting on your lips. “you aren’t givng me attention.” he’s really pushing it, patting his lap with a little side smirk.

“i was!” you laugh, “but you were ignoring me,” you tease, hand on your hip and finger pointing at him accusingly.

“well come back, i’ll eat, i swear,”

with a roll of your eyes you try to hide your own grin as you start down the hall “after i change.” you reemerge a few minutes later in a hoodie and a pair of stolen sweatpants from tom’s drawer. he puckers his lips dramatically when you collect the plates from the coffee table, putting yours by the sink and his in the microwave.

“you're the best,” and despite the teasing nature of your banter from earlier, you know he means it.

once you come back you sit against his side, listening to him mumble under his breath as he pushes buttons along the controller and tries to steal bites of his meal when he has a free second. your head is resting on his shoulder, fingers spread over his back to rub soothing circles along his muscles, just reminding him you’re there without having to say anything.

you’re a little surprised when he pauses the game and sets his controller down by his side, beckoning you closer with a gentle, “c’mere,” and you respond by lifting your head. he pats his thigh again, and this time you give in, swinging one leg around his hip and pulling yourself into his lap. one of his hands presses into your lower back when you secure your legs around him and bury yourself in his neck, arms circling his shoulders.

it’s now that you realize just how touch starved you’d been while he was gone, and you think he notices the same thing about himself.

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[kitty-c0rpse]

💢 for the F/O asks - hatorishimaselfship (OP of those asks)

EEEKK THANK YOU 💢 : Has the circumstance of your relationship caused any arguments between you and your F/O? If so, how did you resolve them - or are there still a few hung-up questions left to talk over? honestly I have a hard time understanding this question so I'll try my hardest But Tiger Claw - so. I headcanon him as aromantic so I do think that'd be a pretty valid source of conflict from- me being in love with him and him not being able to reciprocate those exact feelings. I think this gets resolved as a mutual agreement of going through the motions of dating is okay as long as I understand that he doesn't feel "love" in the way I do. one sided romance without the angst if you catch my drift. we Do refer to each other as partners though Shredder - dude idk lmao he's such a sweetheart,,, I absolutely give myself a fuck ton of plot armor considering I think he is WAY too hung up over his ex to get into another relationship but like. plot armor dude. there is a chance we might still argue about his vendetta and Especially the way he treats his daughter. for plot purposes this is resolved via therapy and an occasional slap on the wrist for his lack of communication skills. this is an ongoing problem and an ongoing solution Yuri - idk my s/i is coworkers with him so that Might be an issue along with his obsession with his sister but I feel like if he really was in love with me(which, he is, obviously.) he would talk to Yor and gain approval from her- the rest is smooth sailing. if Yor condones it, he does as well. this is how things work !!!

[tonyglowheart]

I have to ask, since I feel like you may have used "fandom wank" as a tag deliberately ... what are your thoughts on yaoi?

I think it’s very delightful? idk ya gotta give me a bit more to work with here anon

okay almost posted this as is but then my braincell skidding across this ask crashed into the next one and I started having some thoughts.

So I’m hardly the end-all be-all on this topic and honestly I’m hardly an expert or even necessarily well-read on, like, all of the scholarship. But what I have done, is done a cursory search beyond cherry picking individual sections of a wikipedia page, and also read a lot of threads by Jpn ppl about BL & fujoshi, as well as my own opinions formed from my experiences reading yaoi/BL and also being a part of the m/m romance community on Goodreads (essentially the indie-pubbed community).

Yaoi itself, tho it’s become a sort of “blanket” term as far as EN/Western side uses it, actually refers to a genre more akin to “PWP” - so accusations of it being shallow or whatever are... kind of dumb, in that context. Beyond that - and I know I linked to a Quora, but you can search up the papers by Mizoguchi Akiko-san which the answerer cites - one of the things that struck me about what the answerer said was pt 3), about control, and how in the context of yaoi/BL being a “safe place” for women to explore explicit material that doesn’t put a “target” on them as being perceived as “accessible” the way that like hentai would, this sets up yaoi as a space wherein the reader can explore dynamics which they may not be able to so easily access or explore in real life. Another interesting (to me) point highlighted here is how relational the approach to interpersonal dynamics are. Whereas (generally speaking) in Western Anglophone cultures you have more emphasis on the individual, as opposed to how your standing relates to someone else and the accompanying power differentials, Jpn culture, being what one might generalize to call a “collectivist” culture, has more emphasis on the dynamics between ppl, in terms of conceptualizing relationships. So then in addition to a place to explore fantasies (which you see in Anglophone fiction too... like it’s not just a “weird depraved thing” of Jpn culture) which one would not enact in real life such as the rape fantasy, this space also lets yaoi-readers explore a power dynamic that might be difficult to access or inaccessible to them irl, or might be an action they would not enact in real life.

Speaking on the rape fantasy itself, there’s... definitely a lot of discourse around it and stuff and whether it is wholesale morally objectionable and should or should not be allowed, and whether or not it is antifeminist or whatever, but one thing I remember from all of the discourse is that rape fantasies are NOT the same as irl rape and in fact the power to control the fantasy still exists with the person having the fantasy.

Plus also..... tying this back to my salt about what set this off (it was ppl calling the incense burner extra “rape” full stop lmao), this is another case of like..... reading comprehension...? because like individually you maybe don’t like them, which is fine that’s valid! but that doesn’t mean it IS the wholesale Extra Objectionable content you think it is. The whole “MDZS is rapey/yaoi tropes” is liked a tied up mess of “it’s not as “rapey” or “yaoi” as you apparently think it is, the text does not bear that out” and also “I would like you to challenge your pre-conceptions of why “yaoi” is “bad” and especially would like to invite you to like... study the context of yaoi a bit more before passing judgment. Imo the argument of “well it’s taken to mean something else in EN-spaces-” is absolutely invalid. Of course it can/should be addressed, but I do not think we should perpetuate colonialist/Western cultural imperialist tendencies with no self-reflection or criticism.

Ultimately my deal is: please do your own research into the *actual* meanings and context of these words and concepts, and read info from the ppl who created or are creating in the genre, and talk to people of the source culture ESPECIALLY ppl from the in-group of the subculture, before passing judgment. 

[allisonlol]

Hii can I have hcs for Chuuya and Fyodor (u can add others if u want) about how they’d treat their s/o the morning after sexy times 😳 Like if s/o was in pain from the previous night or something, Thank you😊

a/n: awe yes u can !! i love this request sm <3 i went and added ranpo to this bc…ofc i had to

warnings: none, really?? vague mentions of sex, nothing explicit tho

- Morning After HC’s -

(Chuuya, Fyodor, Ranpo)

Chuuya Nakahara

he’s gonna feel really bad if ur in any kind of pain the morning after :(

the second you wake up he’s gonna be asking if you are alright

if he sees any discomfort on ur face he’ll panic internally a bit

he knows he can be pretty rough & aggressive sometimes although he tries not to be

(unless ur into that, in which case he’s all for it 😌)

however, chuuya is super soft for u so seeing you in any kind of pain (especially bc of him) makes him feel really guilty

a worried bby :( he’ll keep softly asking if ur alright occasionally throughout the day

“do you feel better now?? i didn’t hurt you too badly right??” 🥺

HES SO SWEET PLS JUST REASSURE HIM THAT YOURE OKAY AND ITS BARELY ANY PAIN

he hella overreacts too

if you try to do ANYTHING that exerts yourself he’ll literally YELL at you for not letting him do it instead 😭

like chuuya sweetie please calm down,,,this is ur fault in the first place

10/10 boyfriend tho, he just really cares about you and gets concerned easily <3

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

writing for him is sm fun lol

anyways

if you wake up the morning after with any kind of pain he’s gonna be so proud of himself lmao

this mf will SMIRK at you

“aww, does it hurt?” (😳)

tbh i feel like he has two different sides in bed ?? like he’s either slow & gentle or rough and fast paced, there’s no in between

usually the latter tho so expect to be sore 🙄

he will low key make fun of you for being in pain </3 it’s just harmless teasing tho he still cares for & loves u

after awhile tho if it still hurts he’ll feel a tiny bit sorry…emphasis on tiny

will kiss your forehead and softly express that he feels bad about it

“i apologize for any pain i’ve caused you, dear” <3

don’t let this fool you entirely tho,,,he’s still very self satisfied that he was able to have such an effect on you physically lol

Ranpo Edogawa

writing this one from experience bc i’m a ranpo fucker 🥳

jk i wish

anyways the morning after ranpo would probably completely forget what even transpired the night before 💀

he’d be getting ready for work when he sees you sit up and look a bit pained

literally tilts his head to the side and says “what’s wrong with u ??”

PLS

you just give him a look like “…” & then he remembers lol

cue flustered ranpo 🥰 the cutest

he gets more serious at this point and checks to make sure you’ll be fine enough to go to work with him

(you are)

i cant see the pain being TOO BAD with him bc like…idk he doesn’t seem like he’d be that intense of a person in bed

not saying it’s impossible tho 😳

he’ll share ALL his snacks with you to compensate for it

also kinda hovers near you throughout the day (he does this usually tho so it’s not that out of the ordinary)

wont apologize but that’s just bc he’s not sorry for what happened,,,if u catch my drift

a/n: AHH i had sm fun writing these, ty for the request 🥰 hope u enjoyed

song i listened to while writing: nosebleeds by rainne

Thank you!

[writeshite]

How about a Mothman x Venom/Eddie S/O

One Feral Little Moth Please

Pairings:

Eddie Brock/Venom x Mothman!Reader

Words: 384

Author's Note:

Lmao sorry for disappearing without a word, first-year Uni was hard but I have returned and I come bearing gifts and many many fanfic ideas. Some of these ideas include; Kindergarten Teacher Thor x Reader, might also dip into writing for Daryl Dixon - I am but a simple and predictable being - also got an idea for a Star Wars AU Tony Stark x Reader. Once again I am simple being. anyways, enjoy this mess.

You probably imagine a sweet little Mothman; yeah, well, you’re wrong. Eddie and Venom have the most feral bastard of a Mothman S/O. It’s almost like having a cat with giant wings; sometimes, you zoom from one end of the room to the other; other times, you ram your head into a wall trying to fly outside and get the pretty lights.

Edie chuckled when he spotted you face down on the floor. “You ok there?” he asked, holding back a laugh as you pouted.

“I wanted the lights, but I forgot you had windows,” you whined, “the lights Eddie! I just want the lights!!”

Your diet isn’t that cute either; you like meat. Lots of meat. Idk if moths are carnivorous, but we’re going to assume that a mothperson is because shenanigans. You and Venom share the same dietary requirements, meat, chocolate, and anything else you can stuff down your throat.

Sometimes, Eddie takes you out on patrol with him, which usually ends badly because bad guys get heart attacks when they see you coming at them (you know how moths look like at night when you shine a light on them, now picture that but as a Mothman) or you and Venom end up trying to chew someone’s leg off. However, crime rates have dropped significantly in your area, so that’s a win.

Your wings are fluffy, soft, and big. Like big enough to wrap around you and Eddie and still leave room for more. Eddie, bless his heart, kind of sucks at grooming them; Venom’s the one who helps you out with that; he tried teaching Eddie, but the most he can get is not getting his hands stuck.

One of your favorite things to do is grab Eddie out of nowhere and just fly off with no explanation. The last time you took him to the Eiffel Tower, Venom had commented that humans found it romantic, so you gave it a shot. Eddie ended up passing out twice before you got there, then he clung onto you until you got back to the ground.

When you’re happy, you chirp a lot, and it’s Eddie’s favorite sound in the world, Venom’s favorite sound is the breathless moan you make every time he hits the spot (if you catch my drift).

[tsukasalvr]

# SAVE YOUR TEARS

“I saw you dancing in a crowded room, you look so happy when I'm not with you” — THE WEEKND:SAVE YOUR TEARS

Mitsuri Kanroji x reader x Obanai Iguro, Shinobu Kocho x Reader

AN: inspired from this anon ty <3 it’s finally our nonnie if ur still there LMAO I hope u enjoy this and pls tell me if u do 🫶

Warnings!: Angst, insecurity, eventual new love, hints o, denial, not proofread like literally everything else I write

PART 2: INFRUNAMI

SYNOPSIS: The pain from your injuries could never compare to the pain from your heart as you drifted apart from those you love, but you were to blind to know that what you needed all along was right there with you, every night.

No matter how bruised and scarred you were going to get, it didn’t matter because it was never enough. Never enough to catch their attention as they only glanced your way and only went to see you once in the butterfly estate when you were hurt.

But even then, the glances and trips from your lovers stopped and you layed under the silky soft covers in the infirmary. Waiting inevitably to see the faces of your concerned lovers at least once. Despite your wishes to finally see the adorable face of your pink haired girlfriends, as she pouts at you with cheeks puffed up scolding you for being so reckless as your black hair boyfriend glares at you while holding your hands, glaring at you with a harsh yet soft gaze for being so careless when fighting demons.

The only visits you received were from Shinobu bringing you your medicine—even other hashiras who you never excepted would come in to see you more than your own lovers. Even if they did give you pity glances.

Although the other hashiras would never stay for long, being busy and such, one would always be with you, seated on a stool next your bed, always wanting to converse with you.

You never did mind though, Shinobu was interesting to talk to and never pitied you, and you couldn’t help but wonder if she knew the reason why you got so careless when fighting all of a sudden. Your suspicions were only confirmed when Shinobu came late at night to give you your medicine for the last time of the day.

You couldn’t even pick up the cup because of how sore your hands are so Shinobu carefully tilted the cup of bitter liquid towards your lips, carefully feeding you, making sure not a single drop spilled. Shinobu’s gaze was locked onto your lips, carefully observing as you drank it slowly. You looked down to your lap, fiddling with your fingers as you finally finished the medicine.

Shinobu placed the cup in the beside table and turned to you, wanting to start a conversation as usual.

“How are your injuries doing? Any pain recently?” She asked with a calming voice.

Humming at her question, you answered “It’s healing, thanks to you.” Shinobu is response blushed lightly at the small praise you gave her, if you weren’t looking down you most likely would’ve noticed it.

A silence enveloped the room before she sighed and leaned down and layed her down on your lap, your eyes widened at the sudden action and you slowly brought your hands to your chest, playing with the collar of the shirt in embarrassment as your face grew warm. But Shinobu made no intention that she was going to move so you stayed there with a flushed face, and you’ve never been more thankful for it being night.

You relaxed as the only thing you could hear was Shinobu humming happily with closed eyes.

You missed this, you missed this type of affection.

‘But why would you get it from someone else who isn’t even your lover? They’re probably waiting for you right now to be fully healed. But if they were waiting, then why aren’t they-‘

Your thoughts were interrupted when Shinobu finally spoke, “Say [name], why don’t you just face it and stop risking your life?” She asked while looking up to lock eyes with you,still laying comfortably on your lap.

You only stared at her in surprise. You were right, she did know. Looking down to the side with furrowed brows. “You know why.” You jemeres loud enough for her to hear.

She sighed in frustration and got up to grab your hands with hers and you instinctively looked at her. “No I don’t, I don’t know why.” She said. “I don’t know why your still getting yourself purposely hurt for those two who don’t even care about you anymore! Tell me, have they ever once visited you?” Here eyebrows were furrows and her mouth was in a frown.

Your hands were trembling and your eyes got glossy, “T-They’re just busy you know that..”

“Even Tomioka and Sanemi has come to visit you!” She retorted as her frown deepened.

Blinking, the tears finally fell as you started trembling even more. “I-I-I’m sorry—it’s just that, I don’t know what to do without them… they’re my whole life and all I wand it just something—anything from them! I just—I miss them so much, I care about them so much… so why haven’t they come to see me yet?” You asked in a shaky voice, as Shinobu let go of your hands and instead quickly embraced you in a tight hug.

“Don’t be sorry! You didn’t do anything wrong.” She reassured you while going up and down onto your hair and back, to comfort you.

You hiccuped as you leaned into the crook of her neck. “If I didn’t do anything wrong, then why haven’t they come to see me yet? I almost got myself dead and still, they haven’t come?”

Shinobu became silent at your question and stopped her hand, for a few seconds until hugging you tighter as he hid her face into your neck to hide her flushed face, “Believe me [name], you didn’t do anything wrong… they’re the ones at fault.” She muffled into your neck, which gave you chills as your face grew hot at the close contact. “I mean this in the nicest way possible but, you deserve better. You deserve someone who actually cares about you and wants to talk to you no matter how late it is. And I can promise you the person you need, is much close than you think.” You can feel her face grow even hotter on your neck, it’s not like you were any different.

“I-I… Shinobu—you-“ you stuttered as your face grew warmer by the second. She let go from the hug and went down to your lap to grab your hands once again, you felt a tear roll down as she did so, she was so kind to you.

Shinobu wiped the tear away with a gentle smile on her face, a real one. “You don’t have to answer right away towards me, I’ll wait as long as I need to. I have all the time in the world for you, dear.” She hummed happily and brought you hand to her cheek and did the same thing to your face with her hand, and rubbed gently with loving eyes. “But I do hope you understand about Kanroji and Iguro.”

“Yes, thank you Shinobu, for everything.”

Eyes twinkling under the moon from your words, her blush became more prominent and her smile grew. “Anytime, love.”

By TSUKASALVR, Mena.

Do not steal or copy

[nkn0va]

HOLY CRAP A BLAZBLUE WRITER FUCKING FINALLY

anyways

could i request some izanami relationship hcs? i feel like she's an underapreciated character.

Two Blazblue asks in one day, I am truly blessed.

Izanami is indeed underappreciated, she's just kinda not there for a big majority of the story. Poor girl got hit with the Relius treatment to get the game out in time for Evo. That said, this is a real oddball to think about in a romantic context lmao. I'll give it a whirl.

Hades Izanami

-The Goddess of Death (more specifically the physical manifestation of death) is...quite the interesting romantic partner to say the least.

-She pretty much never makes public appearances. The only way she'll know you exist is if you're working in or for the main circle of villains, consisting of herself, the snek man, big titty witch, and "best" dad. You either end up in this circle yourself or she catches wind of you as an at least decently high ranking officer of the NOL working directly under Hazama or Relius.

-She felt her vessel start forming some attachment to you upon first meeting. This strange, foreign feeling filled her body every time she found her thoughts drifting to you. She had no idea what in The Origin's name this feeling was, but it felt...strangely nice. Attributing this feeling to you, she decided to take you for herself. Not like anyone could stop her, she is the Imperator Librarius.

-Despite what genuine affection she does have for you, she will stop at nothing when it comes to manipulating you into loving her. She will do whatever it takes to have you all to herself, though she'd never let you know. Around you, she's actually surprisingly sweet to you.

-Izanami is eerily intelligent. She keeps whatever semblance she has of a personal life completely separate from her work in destroying the Master Unit and bringing death to all. At least, if you weren't helping her with that already, which only increases her infatuation even more. If not though, you will not be finding out about all that business as long as she has anything to say about it.

-That said despite the manipulation and trickery behind your back, being the S/O of the Imperator does have it's perks. You shoot up instantly through the ranks of the NOL and eventually rumors about it start to circulate. If anyone even dares lay a finger on you, they're immediately deemed a traitor to the Imperator herself, and we all know what the NOL does to traitors...

-You're often called up to the Imperator's quarters. Nobody really questions it, not that they're in any position to, but you well know by now it's not for a mission or secret direct order. It means that Izanami is feeling needy and requests you to be in her arms.

-Your alone time with her is actually surprisingly pleasant. Despite her cold touch, it's surprisingly soothing, as she showers you with praise in a soft, sweet voice and makes you feel like the most important person in the world. Being the partner of the Imperator, that's not too far off, even if the public never actually knows about it.

-You soon end up becoming her personal agent acting on behalf of her when it comes to all the public appearances she won't make, which is quite a bit, delivering her personal messages and orders wherever needed, in or outside of the NOL.

-Of course, it's not meant to last for long. This is the physical manifestation of death we're talking about. You will soon eventually die by Izanami's hands like everyone else according to plan. But in the meantime, she intends to cherish you and keep you all to herself for however long she can. Worry not, for your inevitable death will be made sure to be a most glorious one indeed, worthy of the object of her affections...

[sublimecatgalaxy]

Hi! Can I request a Steve Harrington x reader fic based on “The King” by Conan Gray?

I've never listened to this before so bare with me, I think I did okay :) The POV of the actual song is extremely confusing from a lyrical standpoint, imma email Conan and ask questions lmao.

I stare at him with conviction and annoyance, my eyes flickering over his sad expression as he reaches up to rub his eyes with his fists. He looks broken and I can only assume the damage to his ego and heart was inflicted by the one and only Nancy Wheeler.

"Steve, it's almost three in the morning." I whisper, leaning against the crack in the door as I watch him sigh, nodding. With a huff, I pull the door open, letting him step quietly into my house, brushing against me as he pulls off his jacket.

"I would've called but I was out at the stupid Halloween party and your house was closer than mine." He explains, my head bobbing in a disappointed nod, knowing that this interaction could possibly dig the knife further into my aching heart, tired of helping him put himself back together for him just to run right back to the same disappointing people. "You just are the only one who understands- the only one who listens. I just need to talk to you o-or if you don't wanna talk, just let me crash on your floor." I let out as a sigh as he follows me up the stairs, my silence only making him more anxious as I feel the weight of his eyes on me. "Why are you so quiet?" He asks anxiously, sitting down at the edge of my bed as I plop down into my beanbag chair across the room.

"Did Nancy do something? Is that what this is about?" I ask suddenly, catching him off guard as he toys with his fingers in his lap, his eyes dipping nervously to the floor.

"Why do you sound mad?" His voice makes my heart crack, the utter broken tone makes me want to just wrap my arms around him and never let him go but I have to put my foot down at some point.

"I'm just tired of repairing what she breaks." I mutter, eyes fluttering shut as my head hits my wall. "Let me guess, she got super fucking drunk and broke your heart into a million pieces." A few minutes of silence goes by as I listen to him sniffle, his back hitting my mattress as the boxspring squeaks.

"She told me that she wasn't in love with me and that our relationship was bullshit- that I'm bullshit." Fuck, that's brutal. His fingers grip his hair as his shirt rides up a bit, my eyes drifting away from him as my cheeks warm.

"Ouch." I huff, making my way to my feet as I step towards the bed, catching his attention as he looks down at me desperately.

"I just don't know what to do- what do I do?" He pleads, brows furrowed sweetly, his whole frame just terrorized over this girl- a girl who doesn't deserve a second more of his time.

"Steve, you don't want my opinion because you won't take it." I could never tell him that he should just leave her and never look back, that he would be better off, because he's so desperately trying to cling to his first love- to fix things. Maybe it's because his parents never fixed their relationship, who knows. But in the time he's been spending trying to make his relationship last, he's getting hurt and Nancy's only growing more disinterested by the day.

"W-What do you mean?" He stutters, looking up at me as I slide down onto the bed beside him, clasping my hands in my lap.

"You'll always go back to her no matter how many times she lets you down." My eyes flicker back and forth between his as they tear up, a silent tear sliding down his temple and I reach over to gently brush it away. "You need to move on, Stevie." He smiles sadly at the nickname, his eyes closing as his cheek hits the mattress.

"To who?" He whispers, voice cracking and I frown, my eyes fluttering shut in frustration. What is it that Meredith Grey says in Greys Anatomy?

Pick me, choose me, love me.

"Someone who can actually tell you how much they love and adore you." He nods with a shrug, reaching up to cover his face with his hands, his shoulders shaking in quiet sobs.

"It just doesn't seem realistic." He mumbles against his hands, my hand immediately reaching out to rest on his shoulder, forcing him to look up at me as my lips curl up into a comforting smile.

"Well," I pause, blowing out a breath as he waits, "I love and adore you. That's pretty realistic." He laughs tearily, my stomach dropping and I realize he thinks I'm just making a point but in reality, it was a confession. A confession I've held onto for years. "Yet, you do to me what Nancy does to you." His brows pull tightly together as his lips part in shock, his whole body to moving to sit up and scoot closer to me. "She strings you along, and you come here to string me along, then you always go back to her like I go back to you when she's fucked up royally." His face falls in a confused, pained expression, hands reaching out to take my hands in his but I just brush him off, watching him crumble in front of me, his head falling back into his hands.

"Y/n-"

"You have been pining over her for a long time and I've watched you. I've watched and been here forever, Steve. For some reason, you can't seem to realize that or notice me because you're caught up on someone who has blatantly told you that she doesn't love you." He nods against his hands, sniffling loudly as a few moments go by, his eyes eventually finding mine once more, desperate and sad.

"You've been here." He croaks with a knowing smile, clearing his throat as I let out a small scoff. It's as if something finally clicked in his head, his eyes flickering over my expression in a new light. His shoulders droop a bit as he laughs under his breath and I can see that he's mentally face palming right now.

"I'm here right now." Taking a leap, my hands reach out to do what he tried to do so desperately only moments ago, taking his hands in mine and he gives them a simple squeeze. "But I'm not a rebound-"

"You're not. I know." He cuts me off almost immediately with a nod, his voice reassuring and he sighs, squeezing his eyes shut tightly as he sighs. "I need to break it off with Nance and I need to give myself time." A proud smile spreads across my lips and I take a deep breath in, happy that he just suddenly gets it, his face relaxing a bit. I reach up to brush his tears from his cheeks, his whole body moving to lean into my touch.

"And I'll be here through that too." I promise, his eyes teary as he looks for any sign of insincerity in my expression and when he finds nothing but familiar comfort, he smiles.

"Yeah?"

"I'll always be here." My arms wrap around his shoulders as he pulls me flush against him, his face tucking in the crook of my neck and my fingers brush through his hair.

"Waiting for me?"

"Always."

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[twstbrainrot]

TWST sleepover HC's

(AN: I might post additional HC's later for this. Idk lmao. Full guest list was posted for Lore Purposes)

A pillow fight is inevitable. Who will start it? I have a few theories.

Adeuce. Someone is going to get beaten in Mariokart, and fighting words will be said. It is only a matter of time before the first pillow is thrown and the bloodbath ensues. Year-long grudges are about to be aired out in this showdown.

There will be a brief moment of peace where no one is screaming, running through the dorm, or making a scene. And this does not sit right with Floyd. He's been waiting for this. Whoever the poor sap is that is next to him when the whim hits, is his first victim of the evening. I hope it isn't Epel.

YOU. In the first two scenarios, Sebek and Silver are on high alert when the pillows start being thrown. No one is brave (or stupid) enough to approach him and his body guards. But not you. Oh, not you, the prefect who's been going on midnight walks alone with the princeling, gaining his trust. The time is now. Ever so innocently do you walk up to Malleus, a coy smile plastered on your face. "Tsunotaro, you've said that you aren't invited to many human gatherings. Would you like me to show you to one of the most common sleepover traditions?" Oh, poor sweet boy. He scarcely has time to nod in response to your question before you swing the pillow you were hiding behind your back. It collides with his face with a soft "Whump". Cue gasps from Sebek and Silver. He stares at you for a moment with a soft "o"... before chuckling light heartedly. Picture his birthday event card. His body guards don't have the opportunity to rush to his aid. Lilia strikes Sebek in the side of the head with his own pillow, giggling maniacally. His frenzied shout of "PILLOW FIGHT!" encourages the other students to launch into their own battles.

Lilia is the worst influence at a party that has both Ruggie and Ace in attendance. Truly impressive. He convinces Sebek and Silver to "let him take over watching the master." "You two are young and should let loose every once in a while :)" Then as soon as their guard is let down, he busts out the sharpies. No one can look Sebek in the eye the next morning. He doesn't find out about the betrayal until much later in the day, when he looks in the mirror and discovers he is donning a new pair of glasses and a grand mustachio.

Idia is spamming pogchamp emotes over discord every time he destroys someone at Smash Bros. I'm sorry. He is. Maybe you can change him.

Ruggie's pulling that prank where you carry someone out on an air mattress and push them into a lake. And I really really want it to be both Ace and Deuce, who are curled up next to each other in typical bromance behavior. They wake up in a tangle of limbs, drifting around Ramshackle's obscenely large outdoor fountain.

Jamil, Jack, Malleus, Trey, Riddle, and Ruggie are all capable of those luxurious golden brown marshmallows you can only dream of cooking to perfection. Kalim, Deuce, Epel, Silver, and Sebek might catch theirs on fire a little, but they're totally still good. Please help Ace, Grim, and Lilia. Please.