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love how basically all their interactions rn are *argues* *[sten approves]*
#sten really said i respect a person who stands behind their word and that is very based of him#but it is also very funny to come out of a convo where you were basically just talking back to him and seeing a little +8♡ on the side#dao#sten#oc: noya tabris#my ocs#my art#id in alt
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@layalu boop.
They bonding.
#noya tabris#Neira surana#rosal surana#Alana cousland#mutuals ocs#my ocs#just Neira and Rosal doin glowy magic#do I know what it is? nah#but it looks neat#and then Tabris and cousland bonding over arguing together#I love them#they silly#ngl. I… wanna redraw neira#she doesn’t look as young as rosal does in the image#but I couldn’t find a child neira ref#so I’ll edit this later if Laya helps out with that. 🫵#dragon age doodles
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Character cuddle scale
How-to: rate your OC based on how they handle cuddling/being cuddled
Got tagged by @ndostairlyrium and @cao-the-dreamer! <33
Tagging in turn @herearedragons @a-drama-addict @nanowatzophina @curiouslavellan @bearsizedant @midmorninggrey @thatwinglessthing @goofsoup and anyone else who'd like to have a go! c: (doesn't have to be DA ocs of course!)
Neira Surana: 4/10 - It's Complicated
She won't protest because she is The Worst at setting boundaries and she doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but it's not hard to tell that cuddling makes her feel awkward. And yet if you catch her at the right moment she will melt right into it.. It's a weird mix of being touch starved and being a people pleaser and sensory things tm and not having her boundaries figured out well.
In any case, because of that she rarely offers or seeks hugs, and her reaction to receiving them will vary.
Kala Brosca: 2/10 - do you have touch privileges? no? go away.
If you are anyone but Rica, Zevran, or Alistair, (or baby Endrin), you aren't touching her, end of story. You can try if you'd like but if you lose your kneecaps or break an arm or two, that's on you. She isn't one for touch, and happy this way. She doesn't get a 0/10 because there is exactly one (1) person that she gets very clingy and cuddly with, and that is Alistair.
Noya Tabris: 8/10 - don't get squashed!
Big no-no until you are Approved TM, but she becomes very touchy once they warm up to someone. She's used to being physically close with people and it's something she looks for in her social circle! Cuddling to warm up, hugging for greetings, huddling close to whisper spooky stories at night... It's very ingrained into them as a form of showing love so they might have a hard time remembering consent, but Does Her Best to be mindful. Chances are if you ask for a hug she'll be glad to give it! You might want to pad your ribcage beforehand though; no half-assed hugs from this elf!
Var'renan Mahariel: 7/10 - (un)certified therapy hugger
When she's not in the mood for it she will say as much, but often they are perfectly content with cuddles or hugs, both from/for people they trust and people who they think might need it. It's not his primary love language by any means but it is something that they generally appreciate, and well, it is a simple way to provide comfort or support without the need for words or grand gestures.
Liam Hawke: 5/10 - average once again lol
He is very needy in terms of touch, yes, but actually not much of a cuddler except with a few select people. With those people he will seek it out relatively often, with everyone else, very rarley. That said, he doesn't mind a hug from a friend now and then, but won't usually be the one initiating it.
Lilian Hawke: 9/10 - champion of kirkwall AND of cuddles
Likes her intimidating reputation in public but is actually a runner up for hugging champion, don't tell anyone. She won't just let anyone that close, mind, but once she does turns out being good with boundaries and enjoying physical closeness and having practice from growing up with younger siblings makes for a top tier combo.
June Trevelyan: 3/10 - touchy, but not cuddly
Thing with June is that either it's No Touchy, or All The Touchy. Once she likes you she loses all sense of personal space and she Will drape over your lap like a cat, or squeeze close to get a look at what you're holding, without second though. Consciously cuddling or hugging though? Not really her thing, most of the time. Once she starts thinking about affection she doesn't know what to do with it
Ari Adaar: 4/10 - he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
Chronic overthinker also overthinks The Rules Of Hugging, big surprise. Plus, he is large and strong, and he knows it, so any time someone is Up Close he gets worried about accidentally hurting them, so that's an additional Awkward Factor. That said, when someone he cares for needs a hug or cuddle he is more than ready to offer one, even if he feels inadequate. He is very honoured that they trust him with it and, well, can't say it doesn't feel nice..
Adriel - 9/10 - more than incidental hugger
Heck yeah to both! She often shows affection in very physical ways, so she's both a great giver and receiver od hugs. Considering she has a parent who is very particular about touch she's learned early to mind boundaries, but she is very liberal and enthusiastic about cuddles once she has the 'go ahead' to do so
#kala has that 'i am a luxury few can afford' shirt and ali has one that says 'im few'#oc tag game#my ocs#oc: neira surana#oc: kalagna brosca#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#oc: liam hawke#oc: liliab hawke#oc: adriel#oc: june trevelyan#oc: ari adaar
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OC Questionnaire (Warden Edition)
got tagged by lovely @shivunin and @greypetrel! <33 Going with my Wardens for now cus this is gonna get long otherwise x'D (also stealing Mo's idea to do tarot cards instead of star signs cus i can never settle on birthdays lol)
edit: here's the others!
tagging in turn @cao-the-dreamer,@herearedragons, @nebulouswinds, @nanowatzophina, @creativegoblin, @exantivancrow, @goofsoup, @wonderofthemoon, @a-drama-addict, @bearsizedant, @beelzebard, @feyfiendish, @curiouslavellan, @exotic-inquiry, and anyone else who'd like to join in! c:
NAME: Neira Surana
NICKNAME: .. none really xd
GENDER: Female (there are some cisn't feels there but it's never sth she explores or bothers with)
TAROT CARD: Queen of Cups
HEIGHT: Average elf height (i like to think she's a bit taller than June lol)
ORIENTATION: Aroace
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Fereldan Elf
FAVORITE FRUIT: Wild strawberries
FAVORITE SEASON: Late winter/ early spring
FAVORITE FLOWER: Daisies
FAVORITE SCENT: Wood smoke, old parchment, lyrium
COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Tea! Specially herbal or mild floral ones
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: Lol. lmao. (sleep is very inconsistent)
DOGS OR CATS: Dogs (she's allergic to cats
DREAM TRIP: Would love to travel the length of the Imperial Highway
NUMBER OF BLANKETS: 1-2
RANDOM FACT: Would love to say that there's an epic story for her scar, but it was just some random ass encounter with darkspawn where she wasnt careful and healed too slowly and sloppily
NAME: Kalagna Brosca
NICKNAME: Kala, Dwarf
GENDER: Female (?) (i doubt Dwarven gender works the same way as Human gender but rn female works well enough)
TAROT CARD: Five of Pentacles
HEIGHT: Tall-ish (still shorter than Neira though)
ORIENTATION: Alistair Demi (fr though Ali is the only person she's ever felt any sort of attraction for)
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Orzammarian Dwarf
FAVORITE FRUIT: Passionfruit or Apples
FAVORITE SEASON: Late autum/early winter
FAVORITE FLOWER: Sunflowers or magnolias
FAVORITE SCENT: Fresh nighttime air, magnolias (they're her fave in part cus of the smell lol), sulfur (yes it smells like farts but it also smells like home)
COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Hot choco
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-ish? on slow days she likes to sleep in though
DOGS OR CATS: Dogs? No opinion really.
DREAM TRIP: Kal-Sharok
NUMBER OF BLANKETS: as many as are available
RANDOM FACT: She has tried to use Barksparn as a mount before. It did not work.
NAME: Var'Renan Mahariel
NICKNAME: Renan, Da'Renan
GENDER: unlabelled (only label he'd actively reject would be agender; they Do have gender(s)! just not contained)
TAROT CARD: Five of Cups
HEIGHT: Tall! more than a head taller than Noya
ORIENTATION: Pan and demi
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: (Fereldan/Southern) Dalish
FAVORITE FRUIT: Cornelian cherries
FAVORITE SEASON: Spring
FAVORITE FLOWER: Wild garlic or foxglove
FAVORITE SCENT: Mint, petrichor, rotting wood
COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Well spiced teas
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 6-7 (ahe gets antsy when she sleeps longer)
DOGS OR CATS: Cats
DREAM TRIP: Antivan coast; would like to visit the Dales and the Emerald Graves sometimes as well
NUMBER OF BLANKETS: 1
RANDOM FACT: They can't whistle and are grumpy about it
NAME: Noya Tabris
NICKNAME: Tadpole, Sprout (both mostly by Cyrion but sprout sometimes teasingly by others too)
GENDER: Female (uses she/they though)
TAROT CARD: Seven of Wands/ Queen of Wands
HEIGHT: Short mfer (around same height as Kala)
ORIENTATION: Panromantic Ace
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Fereldan (city) Elf
FAVORITE FRUIT: Green olives
FAVORITE SEASON: Summer
FAVORITE FLOWER: Snapdragon
FAVORITE SCENT: Fresh stew, petrol, hot dusty summer air
COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Coffee
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 8 pre-coscription; after more around 6
DOGS OR CATS: Dogs. She's always wanted a puppy...
DREAM TRIP: Seheron (with their bestie Sten!)
NUMBER OF BLANKETS: preferably 2 but 1 will do
RANDOM FACT: Has no shame staring at people; does it a lot bc she likes drawing and also bodies are fascinating
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Blank meme:
NAME:
NICKNAME:
GENDER:
STAR SIGN:
HEIGHT:
ORIENTATION:
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY:
FAVORITE FRUIT:
FAVORITE SEASON:
FAVORITE FLOWER:
FAVORITE SCENT:
COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE:
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP:
DOGS OR CATS:
DREAM TRIP:
NUMBER OF BLANKETS:
RANDOM FACT:
#i dont have good recent drawings of most of them rip so i put a picrew and some (mostly) silly sketches <3#no numbers for heights im afraid cus i suck at thinking up numbers and sizes are relative anyways#so i put the relative sizes instead xd#also i went for in-game nationalities cos it makes sense for them#and also cos when it comes to irl approximations i dont have set ethnicities for most of them#however most of them are mixed south asian and/or swana in some way#because these are my blorbos and i can be as self indulgent as i want <3#oc tag game#my ocs#oc: neira surana#oc: kalagna brosca#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#might do the others later who knows! xd
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Love making OCs who are visual artists in some way cus it means i can give Noya the worst case of The Artist Stare TM lol
Var'renan is for sure also a people watcher, but they pay more attention to vibes and habits and the like and at least mange to be lowkey about it. Noya meanwhile watches people intently and intensely (without really noticing, but she isn't apologetic about it) and regularly gets people flustered.
She's perpetually tracing shapes and lines and mapping movement and falls a little bit in love with everyone she sees.
Also fun: she is kind of unimpressed by Zevran. Mr. So Used To Being Seen As Eye Candy That It Is An Integral Part Of His Survival Strategy. First of all Noya is used to seeing elves all the time which already makes Zev one of the least visually interesting people in camp. And on top of that he is Conventionally Pretty, which is just another way of saying his proportions are incredibly boring. Maybe almost impressive how median they are, but only almost. Sorry Zev move over she's gotta study Shale some more.
Another thing is that she might notice elven traits in Alistair? He is very human passing obviously (lore-wise it would not make sense for him not to be, as much as i love drawing him with pointy ears), but Noya is used to paying attention to details in bodies. And maybe the combination of subtle traits makes her go hm. And then maybe his childhood story suddenly becomes more credible and more grim.
Anyways. not sure where i was going with this but. Artist Character Fun <3
#yes she does also have portraits of all her companions and various locations and people they met by the end of the blight <3#lay rambles#my ocs#oc: noya tabris#mmmh i really should marinade them more#noya has an odd relationship with both of these guys but i didnt give them as much attention as they deserve
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got tagged by @greypetrel for these two picrew!! :] The watercolour style is so much fun~
Neira - She's not a sword user exactly but while they were in Orzammar her companions insisted she get herself a proper quality melee weapon, right here, direct from Orzammar. Well crafted and durable - and enchanted by Sandal, of course!
Noya - Good old simple, reliable dagger. She keeps with her it, even after it's worn enough to not be of much use.
Lilian - Invests in a nice n proper sword after the Deep Roads. Utility is the first priority, but why not be a bit vain and make it fancy, while you're at it?
June - What's the point of a sword if it doesn't look sick and can hold magic runes?? Or, ideally, act as a staff substitute. Not like she has much use for a sword otherwise lol (except to feel cool)
tagging (as always with no pressure ofc) @herearedragons @creativegoblin @shivunin @cao-the-dreamer @inquisimer @heniareth @absyntthe @bigfan-fanfic @wheat-and-wheat-by-products @iceta, and anyone else who'd like to give it a go!! :)
#picrew tag game#oc: neira surana#oc: noya tabris#oc: lilian hawke#oc: june trevelyan#my ocs#mind skin tones and curly hair and facial hair options are kinda limited#but overall the colours/textures are very fun
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Noya and Mutton reunion! (or: tiny elf gets assaulted by war dog)
#quick scribble bc i miss them...#need to play awakening still i have not gone back to that ever since i finished origin w her and renan oops#dao#mutton the mabari#oc: noya tabris#my ocs#my art#id in alt
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i am once again crying over the Tabris cousins
#i care them...........#shianni especially gives me so many emotions#like dogs shianni.. like dogs.........#just. god. this origin does not fuck around#nelaros also makes me super sad btw he was only there for a bit but he tried so hard bless him....#oc: noya tabris#my ocs#my art#id in alt#dw renan will get a sketchdump too im just having a lot of feelings about this fam rn :')
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so yeah. recruitment went great
#love how 3/4 of my wardens' reaction to duncan saying ''ur coming with me'' was ''no tf i wont???''#and then there's neira who. well also didnt want to come lol but she wasnt angry abt it she was just terrified#talking back to duncan is so much fun actually hfjkfsdjl love how he isnt even bothered by these hissing spitting greenhorns#anyway. still trying to figure out their faces#i havent had time to resume playing yet plus their pt takes twice as long so for now theyre still angsty and angry and sad sorry </3#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#my ocs#my art#having major brainworms abt these two rn obviously lol but man im really missing my other wardens too.....
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small update :d
#slapped some lazy colors on these#may or may not clean em up at some point#also its so funny how all the lines are clustered together. and then theres ari xD#again i find it. really hard to gauge heights properly rip#specially cos i dont have specific heights in mind for any of them#only relative approximations#my art#my ocs#oc: neira surana#oc: kalagna brosca#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#oc: adriel#oc: liam hawke#oc: lilian hawke#oc: june trevelyan#oc: ari adaar#oof ok that is all of them xD#also i really need to start figuring out how to make dwarf and elf and qunari anatomy more funky#hate that i gotta get better at normal anatomy properly before i can do that tho 😔#at least before i can draw them funky and make it look deliberate and not like i just screwed up hfsdjflk
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pausing your regularly scheduled drama to announce that camp tensions are finally relaxing ~
#hey look theyre getting better!#noya is more determined to try n pull herself together especially after seeing how hard ali is trying to do that#plus the fact that theyre actually on their way to denerim now has her in higher spirits too#(shes absolutely gonna not like what she finds there but she doesnt know that yet <3)#and for renan seeing the determination and camaraderie in the different places theyve been in#has both made them really realise that the threat is Real and kindled an Actual drive to try their best to stop the blight#there is def still drama and tension lol but everyones startin to get on better (or at least be civil with one another) so thats something!#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#my ocs#morrigan#leliana#dao#my art#so far noya gets on better w alistair and leliana bc they respond better to yknow. being talked to in general lmao#but also to questions n stuff. cos noya is the type to push questions instead of dropping them#which makes her unpopular w morrigan tho#opposite for renan lol; ali still finds it hard to connect w her and renan and leli have a mutual distrust#morri is so much fun tho lmao i love how their convos basically go#'*quesion*' - 'why should i tell you??' - 'ok nvm then' - 'excuse me i never said i /dont/ wanna tell >:('#aaanyway enough rambling lolol#brain buzzing w blorbo thoughts what else is new xD
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While 'Renan is off finding the holy grail, slaying one and a half high dragons, burning the rotting corpse of the crucified king, and having a personal crisis, Noya is also having A Great Time in the Deep Roads! :) Including but not limited to fun activities such as: nug wrangling, being trapped miles under the earth for weeks on end, finding and killing two paragons, and encountering horrors beyond her imagination that will fuel nightmares for the rest of her life! <3
#i could not be bothered to draw the entire party im sorry </3#she is with leli sten and wynne and mutton tho!#(mutt is their mabari :) )#they're taking a lot longer than expected obviously bc who would have thought they'd have to start a whole ass deep roads expedition#so renan gets a bunch of stuff done in the mean time#(well maybe not *that* much but he does return to redcliffe w the ashes & do morri's request & return to ostagar)#the plan was to regroup in redcliffe but cos the others are taking so long they decided to send a messenger & go do sth instead of waiting#oc: noya tabris#my ocs#my art#id in alt#also. i like to think that the archdemon dream happened when noya was in the dead trenches#like when noya sees the archdemon in person is also when ali & renan have that dream abt it feeling super close & like its looking at them#idk i just that that would be cool#dunno yet where i want to put the tamlen thing timeline wise yet though#bc i'd kinda like for noya to be there for that
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Thank you @greypetrel for the tag for this picrew!! :) I may have. gone A Little Bit overboard hjkfdsjfkl
look at all those blorbos
in order: June (x2), Ari, Neira, Kala, Var'Renan, Noya, Lilian, Liam, and Addie!
June gets two cos i couldn't decide lol. Liam and Lilian accidentally got the same hair. Ari's flower got put there by Cole and it Will wear it at all times.
tagging (as always without pressure of course) @a-drama-addict, @bearsizedant, @beelzebard, @elfrootsalad, @creativegoblin, @superboyconner, @exotic-inquiry, @quakingbirch, @bluecadash, @little-lightning-lavellan, @drunken-drengr, @curiouslavellan, @bigfan-fanfic, @cao-the-dreamer, @absyntthe, @daggerbean, and anyone else who wants to give it a go! :3
(also as always please dont feel restricted to da ocs! :>)
#june actually has more than two lmao but those were two variations i couldnt pick between#ari also has another one w just casual clothes cos i can#kala i considered giving no shoes cos she likes being barefoot but i like the aerith-style ''feeling cute but could still fuck u up'' look#liam u can alternatively imagine in a plaid shirt and jean shorts lolol#my ocs#picrew#picrew tag game#aaaand now the tag spam rip#oc: neira surana#oc: kalagna brosca#oc: liam hawke#oc: lilian hawke#oc: june trevelyan#oc: ari adaar#oc: adriel#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel
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18 and 19 for va’Renan and Noya!! And also 9 for Noya and June <3
[ask game]
Heyy, thanks for the ask! :]
18. What is the most recent thing you’ve discovered about your OC?
Var'renan: That they probably have a kid??? I thought Morri wouldn't have Kieran since Renan refused the ritual but sb told me she still has him when the Warden sleeps with her at any time so uh. Yeah. Haven't sat down and thought about it properly yet though. (also, still need to play Witch Hunt)
Noya: That she and Zev maybe become an item some time after the Blight? Not set in stone but in one version of events it could happen i think
19. What is your favorite fact about your OC?
Var'renan: That since Tamlen was the one with a troublemaker reputation, whenever Renan did something and people automatically assumed it was Tamlen he'd get insufferably smug about it.
Noya: That she is very eager to try out and learn new things
(i don't really have One Favourite Thing about them so i just picked something i like abt them x'd)
9. Are they based off of you, in some way?
Isn't every oc? xdd But to name some things i have in common with them...
Noya: Being short xD Their "the more i fail the more determined i get to succeed" mentality. Their brand of humour. The tendency to talk too loud. Her love for drawing :)
June: The ADHD. Her having a hard time with social graces. Her general logic/way of problem solving. Her vocal range kinda? Also again being short lol. Tho her body type is closest to mine out of the bunch.
#the Actual most recent thing for noya was a bit darker so i opted to not answer with that one fsdfjlk#but yeah idk she and zev werent Super close during the blight but they bonded afterwards over grieving#& zev hanging around a bit before deciding what he wanted to do with himself now#and i can see them meshing well? but havent thought abt it in too much detail#in general i admittedly havent thought out much abt noya (or survives-the-battle timeline renan) in a hot minute#(at least not beyond the timeline of the base game)#but i Will play thru the dlcs at some point and then they will be back on the brain!!#but ye n e ways thank you again! <3#oc ask game/ my answers#my ocs#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#oc: june trevelyan
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she is tiny and full of rage
#the bane of drawing buff ppl: it reminds me i gotta do more anatomy studies </3#also probably wouldve made more sense to draw a more tense pose so that like. the muscles actually show hsdfdfjlsd#anyways: a she :)#prompted by kikays post hehe#oc: noya tabris#my ocs#my art#id in alt
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some more incorrect quotes, cos they're fun xdd
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Dorian: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
June: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
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Varric: I hate the countryside. It’s dirty. It’s unclean. And what is that smell?
Liam: That would be grass.
Varric: Disgusting.
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Liam: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore..
Liam: Things just happen and I’m like “Oh, is this what we’re doing now? Ok.”
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Noya: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Liam, texting Fenris: Fenris there’s a spider on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Liam: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Liam: Fenris
Liam: Fenris?
Fenris: Fenris is dead. You’re next. Love, Spider.
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Addie: Can we go out to get icecream?
Liam: Did you ask Pa?
Addie: He said no.
Liam: Then why did you ask me?
Addie: He’s not the boss of you.
Liam, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap-
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Noya: Are you busy?
Sten: Yes.
Noya: Cool, listen to this-
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Zevran: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Kala will and will not eat.
Alistair: Grass? Yes!
Zevran: Moss? Yes!!
Alistair: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Zevran: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Alistair: Worms? Sometimes!
Zevran: Twigs? Usually nah.
Alistair: Rocks? Usually!
Zevran: Morrigan's cooking? Inconclusive!
Wynne: How did you… test this?
Zevran: You just hand her stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if she eats it, she eats it.
Wynne: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Morrigan: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Kala: You are an absolute sodding dork.
Alistair, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Kala: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
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Ari, to the party: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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June, trying to comfort Cullen: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Liam: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
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Cullen: So, June is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Cass: Why?
Cullen: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
June: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Var'Renan: *raises eyebrows*
Noya: Put those back down!
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Kala: That's ridiculous, Alistair doesn't have a crush on me.
Zevran: Yes he does.
Leliana: Yes he does.
Alistair: Yes I do.
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Ari: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Josie: What? No, I—
Solas: *enters room*
Ari: *jaw clenches*
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Neira: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Neira: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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Morrigan: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Morrigan: *glares at Neira*
Neira: Well, sorry I have morals!
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Jowan: You’re overthinking this.
Neira: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Jowan. What if I’m underthinking?
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Alistair: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Kala: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Alistair: Th-that's not how that works-
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June, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Sera: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
June: Ohhhh-
Cullen: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Liam: Fine! I don't give a shit!
Merrill: You seem to give a lot of shits for someone who claims not to give a shit.
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Neira: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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Ari: Who hurt you?
Sera: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Ari: ...Yes, actually.
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Krem: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Cass: Bees?
June: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Cass: Wait-
*Sera approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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Liam: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Addie: Heck.
Liam: You're on thin fucking ice.
Liam: Oh no-
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Solas: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with forces you don’t fully understand.
June: That sounds like a dare to me.
Solas: Oh my god.
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Neira, making coffee: This is going to fix everything
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Cassandra: Yesterday, I overheard June saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Dagna replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Lilian: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Zevran: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Kala: It’s not water.
Zevran: Vodka! I like your sty-
Kala: It’s vinegar.
Zevran: …What?
Kala: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
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Ari: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Josephine: What was that?
Ari: The sound of someone else's problem.
[insert dejected Trifles Minutiae noises]
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Lilian: I need to dye my hair.
Lilian: Or get another tattoo.
Lilian: Or a new piercing.
Sebastian: ..... Why?
Lilian: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Merrill: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Liam: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Varric: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Liam: Good thinking.
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June: *makes Cullen a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Cullen: *sips tea*
June:
Cullen: *finishes tea*
June: Didn't it taste bad?
Cullen: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
June, tearing up: Oh, okay.
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Random Orlesian at a political dinner: How many kids do you have?
Ari: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Var'Renan: Creators, give me patience.
Noya: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Var'Renan: If the Creators gave me strength, you'd be dead.
#incorrect quotes#my ocs#im too tired to tag ocs rn imma do that tomorrow#also if anyone does this too please do tag me! incorrect quotes are always v fun to read hehe#oc: neira surana#oc: kalagna brosca#oc: liam hawke#oc: lilian hawke#oc: june trevelyan#oc: ari adaar#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#oc: adriel#ok. i think that was all of them xD
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