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A/N: Uh... I was going to make the Halloween one shot more in the comedy way but I'm lazy and didn't want to write more
And I think this is actually a drabble?
Warning: Slight Suggestive; Bunny outfit; Lazy writing; Short Oneshot
🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃
ONE SHOT
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"You know, the only person that this costume scares it's me, babe."
He says as he looks you up and down, checking your outfit. You know your costume is scandalous – at least for people you don't know opnion – but he doesn't have the right to look at you with this judgemental gaze.
"Oh, stop with that. It's not like I never wore anything like this before."
"You wore something like this 30 years ago."
Marshall says as he teasingly pokes the bunny ear you're wearing. A bunny outfit was your choice to spend the Halloween with, like you were 20 years old again and the party is not ending before 6am.
"C'mon, don't you think I'm rocking this look?"
"You would be rocking more if you were in birthday suit."
Marshall answers as he caress your hip with one hand, the other travelling to your waist to bring you closer to him.
"I can't go naked to the party!"
"In my party you may enter in whatever way you like."
"Oh~, I think I like it Where your party is going on?"
"Under the sheets. Take this damn costume off."
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#eminem#marshall mathers#eminem fanfiction#slim shady#eminem x reader#marshall mathers fanfiction#marshall mathers x reader#fanfic#slim shady x reader#drabble#imagine#halloween#boop#happy halloweeeeeeen#boop o meter#halloween tumbler
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sometimes i wonder if the "general audience" would like tatters more if he wasnt fat
#i will never slim him down#it would be heart breaking but also not big suprise if slimmer is what ppl like more. that is the reality#altho even if he was slimmer he still looks too goofy to be simped over like the likes of miguel o hara or some tumblr sexyman#i made him to cater to me#this isnt a rant but just shower thoughts#nothing serious#please do not worry#tatters is perfect as he is and others loving him is a rite of passage to tatters enjoyers club with the current member of 5 people
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Y’all gon be so mad at me
#slim’s musings#tags are what i write for#across the spiderverse#jjk#x reader#hobie brown#toji fushiguro#miguel o hara
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The Only way I can personally ever accept Shin Hati dying at like, the end of this season, is if it Massively Destroys Baylan.
Walk with me here.
So Yes, Baylan has done an action that seems Completely cold, and like tossing Shin to the wolves (lol)
But I'm not necessarily Fully convinced that this is done out of pure maliciousness or selfishness? Because, perhaps genuinely, what he sees this action as being, is not only a way for Shin to reach ambitions that he has the feeling she's striving for... But Also... It's a way to keep her safer, closer to Thrawn, if it can be helped.
In his twisted perspective, he may very well understand that what he's trying to do right now,, breaking the cycle? Extremely dangerous, on top of likely going to make him an enemy to Thrawn, who is certainly capable of extreme ruthlessness.
So... Why not shove your padawan closer to Thrawn? Ally yourself with him. Rise in his ranks.
Because what I'm about to do, if you followed will likely mean certain doom.
But what happens if Thrawn simply doesn't care? It doesn't matter in the end. Force powers or not. What happens if, despite it all, Thrawn easily brings Shin into danger, or Worse. She dies, either by Thrawns planning or explicit order. Worse. She dies in front of Baylan.
His efforts, completely wasted, as his Padawan is shot cold dead in front of him, for being too much like a Jedi, for not being more. It's happening Again. The cycle he so desperately wants broken, and the thing he dreads most, happens again, as his padawan, his protégé, practically his child that he raised... Falls to their knees, life slipping away from them. Her eyes catch onto his, scared.
He mimicks their fall, and bellows out the most guttural, pained scream, as his own legs give out from under him. It shakes everything. His pain cracks the stone ground beneath him, and crushes the trees too close to his proximity. It's happened again. The same thing that happened when Order 66 occurred, his Padawan being gunned down in front of him. Thousands of padawans and younglings, gunned down around him.
He has failed them. The Order has failed them. The Jedi are powerless, and they are Nothing. For they didn't forsee this over the dread fog of war, they didn't prevent this.
Hot tears stream down his face, twisted in agony.
The fog of war didn't cloud his mind this time. It was his own fears that did him in. It was his single-minded desperation to prevent this from ever happening again. It's him. It's his fault.
He's devastated. I'm devastated. It's a theory that he does everything he does because he had a padawan before, and he knew so many younglings. It's a theory that the senseless death of so many, too young to choose to be anywhere else in that moment in time, dying for being at the wrong place, at the wrong time, broke Baylan in a devastating, unique way. And that this trauma reverberates back to his current actions now, and that he tries to find control over everything, when he has control over absolutely nothing. He tries to give Shin the choice. He tries protecting her. And he can't.
That's it, that is the Only way I can accept Shin Hati dying. If she dies, I need another character to be just as massively broken over it, or I will fucking throw up.
#baylan skoll#shin hati#ahsoka show#star wars#opinion#theory#this is No Hate to anybody who thinks differently this is just the one way where like#I'll be sobbing about such an event in the most Positively heartbreaking way possible#because any other way for that Potential Scenario to go.... I'd cry myself to sleep for a month#o k I'm going to try to be so normal now#please never Ever remind me of the slim possibility of Shin dying ever again or I may have to#throw lightning bolts directly into Baylan's chest again
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cannot believe how close the poll was…but rock was ultimately found
be free little guy… i wonder what he will use his newfound freedom for. all good behaviors i’m sure!
#seriously why did you free him#i wanted him free too but i’m amazed everyone else did too#well . by everyone i mean a very slim majority.#he is going to wreak havoc now. you’ve all been warned#it is absolutely 100% a penis event (metaphorically) but it’s also 100% not that. and he should be free to do whatever he wants#polls#rock tumbling (sos)#cora clownposting content#sillyposting#i hold the jury responsible for whatever happens :o)#(55% responsible)
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Hear me out... Alameda Slim 👀
Iriso i love you so MUCH and am cracking the fuck up because you always, always present me with the most interesting characters to potentially fall for and i appreciate it to no end 😂😂😂 never stop - you struck gold with Larry Laffer!! okay. i have not thought about Home on the Range or Alameda Slim in years, but i used to be obsessed with the movie as a kid. i think the only times he's popped up have been a handful of occasions, kinkshaming my pals who like hypnosis 😂😂 i will ADMIT that he is absolutely the best part of that whole movie. his song slaps, he's very stylish and corrupt, and holy shit the shock value of him busting out that he can hypnotise cows with his yodelling still sends me to this day. (speaking of, do you find it weird that his three goons are really obsessed with his ass??? listen to the song again it is so funny;;;;) you are so, so based for this. so much power to anyone who loves this guy!! 💖 perhaps you're right. maybe i'll go back and watch the movie and be absolutely overcome with desire for the funny Southern yodelling man. he's certainly not bad-looking, and evil enough for a double-take...i'll get back to you 😉
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Epidural fer today 😀 ya’ll wish me luck
#sorry I have not been updating#no I’m not pregnant this is for pain#have a bulging disc in my back and hopefully this May fix it#also a slim chance I may not wake up and if so my wife will post snd let ya’ll know??#there’s always risks with going under and so I prepared her In Case but things should be fine :)#I don’t wanna scare ya’ll but I wanted to say something beforehand $:):$:):&:)):&:#*my deep seated worry that I may go and ya’ll will never know what happened is showing. my fault#o talking#o text
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unrelated but uh, if anyone may have any money to spare I perhaps kinda sorta need some help getting some food as my money went solely to bills & I got hit with a random large expense which left me quite poor ;0;
if you're able, the easiest way is HERE. if you're unable to help, no sweat I understand times are stupidly tough these days.
#❗ — ( ooc . )#;v;#i've looked into a few resources but unfortunately things are slim in my area#i would normally tough it out but I'm diabetic and uh... it has been hitting HARD ;o;
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ok so. today i am going to
fly (and travel at all) by myself for the first time since making the emergency return home from br!ghton bc of c0vid 4 years ago (extremely distressing and scary experience). and fly by myself two weeks after a mixed bag of a conference experience / plane ride home that included a massive scary depressive spiral that i had someone there to help me through as much as they could but it wasn’t enough which was absolutely not their fault but was deeply distressing to me at the time. so im about to be in a very similar environment but this time that person won’t be physically with me and it’s going to wreck my brain in multiple directions in part bc i have not yet recovered from the depressive spiral. i am still in it. lawl <3
ride in an uber by myself for the first time. ride in an uber at all for maybe the 5th time. as a very short young woman. which i have been expressedly warned by my parents not to do. lol <3
check into a hotel by myself for the first time
walk in a big city by myself for the first time (technically slightly untrue bc wjen i was last in ch!cago 5 years ago i did power walk from the hotel to the conference venue (like a block away) on the last day bc i was pissed about a situation but that was like… a block and i saw ppl i knew walking in that area. this time i will be in the same city and know no one at least for today
give myself a self care evening at the recommendation of my therapist…. for the first time. (maybe after i take a walk which i will do specifically when it’s still light out to see what the area is like). tonight no one i know will be in ch!cago yet and i have no plans to do anything. im going to play video games and draw and sing and give myself space and time to just enjoy being by myself and see how it goes
#purrs#conference tag#chicago#im very very very scared. that i won’t be able to handle it. i have craved solitude but also don’t know if it’s something i actually want o#if it’s a product of my circumstances. i am not used to being completely alone like that like whenever ive had it there have always been#other ppl in the building that ive had to be cognizant of and that will be true of a hotel too but bc i don’t know the people i will feel#less responsible to them . like obviously im not goi ng to sing at the top of my lungs but i will feel like i can sing which ive never felt#like i can do when ive lived with roommates or at home kinda. idk. my therapist was challenging me to experiment with fear by asking myself#if im really in danger or if im just uncomfortable / about to experience something ive never done before and right now im so extremely#anxious but what i am about to do is not inherently dangerous and i need to recognize im just experiencing something new and do it scared.#like im literally terrified i can’t describe how scared i am in a way that does it justice. but i am going to be okay. and when i tell#myself that i make it so.#trina vega voice im a woman…… [about to be] in ch!cago….. who’s SCARED!#i also have no idea how to be in a big city and be safe. like what do i do if im followed or if someone tries to attack me or something.#obviously the chances of that are extremely slim but ive had it hammered into me that if i am alone in a city that’s what’s going to happen#to me bc i am such a ~weak and defenseless small young woman~ lol. but bc i believed the fear and have had very little experience in citie#i have no idea how to navigate them or to be safe which creates the problem. like it makes it true that i am weak and defenseless bc i have#been shielded from being able to learn how to be smart and strong and cognizant of my surroundings. and i am so angry about it and hope tha#i will SHATTER that sense when im there and come away from it w confidence ive never had before#like i don’t have… pepper spray or anything like that. idk if that’s a thing ppl actually carry on them or if it’s just a thing ppl say. i#genuinely have zero idea at all. and i really really hope i won’t be in a situation where i’ll wish i had some. i doubt i will be but still
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Screw it, a couple more self indulgent screencap edits! >//.//<
#screencap edit#this is from a while ago#thirstposting#f/o#self ship#thirst#nerdy space boi#self indulgent#shirtless#guess ssx!tochiro could be considered an otter#not hairy enough to be a bear but not slim enough to be a twink either#though i do like to give him a cute happy trail whenever i'm drawing him shirtless or naked uwu#he probably doesn't have much in armpit hair either while harlock very likely DOES have more of that#all depends on your genetics#like i got my hairiness and dark body hair from my dad's side of the family and my maternal grandpa after all
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Sonic is so bb-girl istg 💖💖💖💖💖
#one punch man#opm#i love onepunch man#opm saitama#saitama#genosai#opm art#speed o sound sonic#speed of sound sonic#opm sonic#sonic opm#Sonic (opm) is so bb girl#twink boys#slim twink#sonic opm fangirling#need more Sos Sonic what he been up to?#sos sonic#SPOS Sonic#babygirl things#this guy so babygirl#bb grl 4 real
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I’m rly excited to reach 1500 followers and I’m not too far away from that . I wanna do a special event thing.
I rly want to interact with you guys more and give y’all more content. I’m not the most consistent writer, and Ik it’s kind of annoying. You guys still fw me anyway 😔✊🏾
Of all the WIPs I have (don’t ask abt them) I have a million more one shot prompts. I would love to do a kinda ‘pick one out of a hat’ event where I let you guys choose which ones (yes multiple) y’all would want to read and write them immediately depending on how many responses I get in my inbox for that prompt. They’ll be quick and short (which for me is like 1k - 3k words) It’ll last for like maybe a few days to a week? Rn I’m thinking 5
#✨slim’s musings#tags are what i write for#Hobie brown#toji fushiguro#x reader#Nanami Kento#ryomen sukuna#Sukuna#Nanami#Miguel o hara#spider punk#follower event#slim’s 1500 follower event
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I wanna wear a pretty dress right fucking now so fuckinh badly you have no idea
#ive never worn a dress before and i want to wear one so so so badly o am CRYINV an i am SOBBING#and i just wanna wear a beautiful pink dress all lacey and pretty and comfortable#or it could be slim and red or purple and simple and breezy#or it could be a full body gown that leaves people speechless with how beautiful it makes me#you dont get it i physically need this so badly#transgender#trans#transfem#gender
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Britomart Resigns collection by Steve O Smith, AW17
Photography: Kian Benjamin. Styling: Lucy Upton Prowse. Jewellery: Slim Barrett.
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#steve o smith#fashion#lookbook#aw17#fw17#britomart resigns#pattern#surface pattern#surface pattern design#pattern design#textile design#textiles#print#printed textiles#sleek magazine#lucy upton prowse#lucy up#slim barrett#kian benjamin#fashion photography#editorial
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feeling tired and weepy , , , ,
#this really belongs on that hypothetical side-blog i keep saying i'm going to make but#i feel like i need somewhere to vent and twitter is. dubious at the moment.#plus i'm trying to wean myself off using it in the event it implodes overnight#but anyway skjhflgdfj#finally seeing a doctor today after two ER trips and over a month of waiting#and the horror sure has become a horror hh#it turns out i stopped taking photos of it around mid december after i nicked it and started needing to bandage it full time#so my photo album where i was documenting its progress cuts off there#but i took another photo last night on the slim chance anything happens today and just#the gut punch of seeing it go from this tiny pearly red bump#to a massive 3cm wide lump of ever-bleeding ever-weeping flesh#sure is hard to take hh#like if i thought it looked like it'd been rendered by a concept artist for a horror game before#h o o boy does it look like it now#like i'm patient zero in some sort of mutagenic plague hh#i'm really desperately hoping i can get an urgent referral to a specialist#because at this point i can't sleep for more than 4 or 5 hours without being soaked in blood and serum#no matter what i do#not to mention the fact that wearing headphones is basically Completely Off The Table™#either way hh#i'm weepy because i haven't been in a proper doctor's office since high school#due to family deaths and insurance fuck-ups and bigger priorities#and also the fact that my last two doctors (who i each only met once) were incredibly fatphobic#one used to act as though i didn't know what a vegetable was#and the other said the chest pains i was having were because i was having ''''silent panic attacks'''' about my weight#this was all back when i weighed a max of 130 pounds wet#so needless to say It Was Very Fucked Up™#and it has me scared that i'll be lectured again today about my body#or shamed for having the gall to exist over 120 pounds#i'm scared they won't give me the referral i need to have the horror removed
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