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blaksharks32 · 2 months ago

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Nut all in her November.. or however that saying goes 😏

#true story #good vibes always #lmfaooo #mine #fuck what they think #be yourself #too funny #hornyposting #but true #nut in her

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girlboyburger · 9 months ago

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alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

#this was fun! took me awhile since life is nuts rn trying to move but #id like to do smthg like this again somwtime #my art #furry #fursona #anthro #furry fandom #cow #cow girl #fat #< - not enough art in the fat tag. i will change this o7 #tumblr polls #sketch #doodle #edit: bf pointed out the tummy could be bigger so i biggified her a little

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empressofthewind · 2 months ago

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what's funny to me about Death Note is how casually the authors will drop the most insane lore you've ever heard and then just move on as if it never happened. like here's a girl whose parents were killed in front of her and who also would have been murdered by a crazed fan if he hadn't mysteriously dropped dead before her eyes. yes we WILL proceed to call her stupid and annoying for the rest of the series and never address how this affected her. btw did we ever mention that L is an orphan who has been working as a detective since he was 10? and that the orphanage where he grew up is now dedicated to raising child prodigies on the principle that their entire existence is worthless if they can't live up to L's standard? no? well he's dead now so here are his successors. yeah one of them joined the mafia at 17 and commits violent crimes because he believes it's the only way to prove that he's worth anything. yeah the other one had to take on the only case L couldn't solve entirely from scratch at age 13 with no prior detective experience. no the implications of this won't be addressed. also one of the new anti-Kira investigators has a vendetta against Kira because someone close to her was killed by him. will that ever be explored in canon, you ask? well you're not going to believe this-

#also the epilogue???? with that girl who looks SO much like misa #like it's never actually addressed what happens to her so obviously that's the assumption #but no! it's just some other girl #jhsjghsjdgsg like on one hand the ambiguity is fantastic for fanfic & meta potential but also it does drive me a little nuts #death note #ramblings

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bigfatbreak · 3 months ago

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they both got bonked for being silly.

#long post #my art #changeling au #zoe's angle is that she wont be “friends” with someone if she doesnt own their name #so marinette being super kind to her but not being owned by her has been driving her up the WALLS #so clearly. do as the chloe does. make a mess #clean it up while playing the victim of circumstance #bam! free marinette!!!#problem is she's engaged to Luka #so shit like this does NOT slide like it has with Zoe's other friends #zoe lee #luka couffaine #adrien agreste #felix fathom #felix is here to play referee in case they all go fucking nuts #luckily luka has better self control than that. and just let himself look scary to emphasize a point #oh also. adrien is like. a cat peacock thing. and zoe is a cat bee thing. so the bi. birds. and thuh. the bees LMAO

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evilwizard · 10 months ago

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legend tells that Thoth, god of knowledge and magic, played cards with Khonsu, god of the moon, and won 5 extra days worth of moonlight. he gave them to the sky goddess Nut (who was forbidden from giving birth on any day of the then 360-day year), subsequently allowing her to produce Osiris, Isis, Horus, Set, and Nepthys—one on each of the five days

no one knows that Thoth was up to with the whole “leap year” thing. after all, there’s no way Nut could give birth to just 1/4th of a god. unless…..

no way!!!! this has become a CERTIFIED MEDJED POST!!!!!!!!!!

𓅓𓂝𓆓𓂧𓐦

TRUE MEDJ-HEADS REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!

#this is a take that is going to get a lot of ancient Egyptian scholars very mad at me <|:^)#EDIT: earlier version of this post accidentally listed Geb (husband of Nut) as one of her children instead of Set. my sincerest apologies #I’ll do more fact checking of my sources in the future

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ichiro-artosaki · 10 months ago

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i present you

pistachi'zel... because "armored nut" according to my friend 😅

#she's a tough nut to crack #;saldkfj i pop her in my mouth

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crowlion · 2 months ago

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#azula #princess azula #atla azula #atla #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #quick drawing of wifey to warm up #i like to imagine that her “one hair out of place” is consistently out of place no matter what her stylists do to pin it back #it drives her nuts #i also like to think that she has a couple faint freckles from training exhaustively in the sun #she would've maximized available hours of daylight to ensure she was getting the most efficient firebending practice in #might add zuko later to demonstrate said family resemblance #if only i can figure out how to draw masculine features #my art

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siyelius · 4 months ago

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sparkle came home yk what that means (puts her on my team just for the sole purpose of making sampo shit himself)

#he’s so genuinely terrified of her (with good reason she’s completely nuts)#I love it when people give them a jesse and james dynamic #hsr sampo #hsr sparkle #sampo koski #hanabi hsr #hsr

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vaguely-concerned · 6 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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dapper-lil-arts · 7 months ago

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I'm not the kind of person that's like "Here let me fix the canon" usually but like holy crap gen 5 implied a lot of messed up shit about our hero Twilight Sparkle lmao