#number onecest

[snivyartjpeg]

yes i would fuck my clone. sorry for party rockin

[devilith]

hey do you guys remember when like. brother/brother and sister/sister and brother/sister ships werent just normal, they were really common? parent/child ships werent as widespread as sibling ships but you still saw both of them a lot. like you used to see incest ships all the fucking time.

like you couldnt go five minutes on this hellsite without scrolling past wincest or thorki or any number of the dozens of popular hp incest ships. do people not remember the onecest takeover? the onecest dynasty? what about elsanna? what about all the fontcest that came out of the undertale fandom? mha fans loved shipping the entire todoroki family together. what about game of thrones just in general? the hitachiin twincest? literally everyone from osomatsu-san? usuk and all the other incest ships from hetalia? fucking HOMESTUCK?

it used to be that you couldnt throw a rock in ANY fandom without hitting a whole bunch of super popular incest ships. it was everywhere. it was NORMAL. because people didnt care about what anyone else liked in fiction, because everyone knew the difference between fantasy and reality. and its not like incest hasnt been one of the most popular porn categories all over the world for years.

now though, with the huge resurgence of evangelical puritanism in western fandom and the massive influx of alt-right christofascist antishippers, nothing is allowed to just be fiction any more. braindead little conservative assholes and bigots will scream and shit themselves over people shipping the elric brothers because fandom isnt allowed to be fun any more. antis will see someone talking about sebaciel and start spewing their disgusting rhetoric at everyone and being TERFS and wannabe cops until nobody wants to participate in fandom any more.

fandoms are dying and its antis fault

[alfiely-art]

What are your favorite selfcest ships by the way

YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAYAYA I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK!!!!!

Listing these in whatever order PLEASE talk to me about these ships

TKKO (K.O. x T.K.O. from OK KO! Let's Be Heroes!)

Dr Flug x Dr Slug (Villainous + the Heroic AU)

Finnfern (Finn x Fern from Adventure Time)

Steven x Pink Steven (Steven Universe)

Kabukimono x Scaramouche x Wanderer (Genshin Impact)

Number Onecest (Makoto Kagutsuchi x Yuma Kokohead x Number One x Mystery Phantom Yuma x Mystery Phantom Makoto from Raincode)

Yomicest (Human Yomi x Homunculus Yomi x All Au Yomis)

Kiibocest (Ingame Kiibo x Pregame Kiibo from Danganronpa)

Dirkhal (Dirk Strider x Hal Strider from Homestuck)

Dirk x All His Splinters (Homestuck. Like Dirkhal but More)

Lord English x Doc Scratch (Homestuck)

Winterkov (Winter King x Simon Petrikov from Adventure Time)

Princess Bubblegum x Candy Queen (Adventure Time)

Davecest (Dave Strider x Davesprite from Homestuck)

Jadecest (Jade Harley x Jadesprite from Homestuck)

I am probably forgetting some but these are the ones off the top of my head :3 there's definitely more teebeeache but yeagh

[raysdoodlepad]

Best T Ship Post Round 1 Predictions

I've been kinda obsessing over all of these polls that have been going around. The latest one I'm watching diligently is the one made by @besttship

The polls are a week long which gives us plenty of time to debate what ships will make it through the rounds. I was bored and did a little bit of math from the results of the first round. These predictions are not based on who I want to win or who I plan on voting for. They are based on who got what percentage of votes in their poll and doesn't take into account other factors, like people changing their minds or people who voted in the previous poll not voting in the next. If your fave didn't win don't blame me for the math not mathing in your favor.

Round 3 Predictions

Adrien x Marinette (aka Adrienette, Ladynoir, Ladrien, Marichat, Love Square ect.) v. Snufkin x Moomintroll

Eddie × Venom (aka Symbrock) v. Klavier x Apollo (aka Klapollo)

Princess Bubblegum x Marceline (aka Bubbline) v. Spock x Kirk (aka Spirk)

Eda x Raine (aka Raeda) v. Catra x Adora (aka Catradora)

Harley x Ivy (aka Harlivy) v. Miles x Gwen (aka Gwiles)

Onecest or Susie x Noelle (aka Suselle)* v. Hunter x Willow (aka Huntlow)

Velma x Daphne (aka Velaphne) v. Cecil x Carlos (aka Cecilos)

Korra x Asami ( aka Korrasami) v. Sans x Reigen (aka Sansgen)

Round 4 Predictions

Love Square v. Symbrock

Spirk v. Raeda

Harlivy v. Onecest or Huntlow*

Velaphne v. Korrasami

Semi-Finalist Predictions

Love Square v. Raeda

Onecest or Huntlow* v. Korrasami

*I have full confidence that people only voted for Onecest to get rid of Reylo. Despite the number of Onecest voters being incredibly high, I am 98% sure everyone will drop Onecest in favor of a ship that isn't a meme.

[ojibwa]

so reason numbero uno he has no morals snapefuckers and onecest fans LOVE a man with no morals someone who just 💖💖💖 would kill without mercy nor urge to repent reason number TWO he may not be a sickly skinny white man crowley fills that role but we r expanding our horizons take jfk and every jojo man for example reason number THREE i want to be retraumatized but by a hot person this time 💗💗💗

im literally on the brink of throwing up who wants to hear my nausea induced lecture on why gabriel should be a tumblr sexyman

[strangelovesbian]

Onecest is the romantic pairing of the numbers one and two

thank you i feel so informed

[snivyartjpeg]

number onecest. is this anything

[bunnyramen]

This would be the most hilarious thing ever, not only does Sero have to fight HIMSELF in the sports festival but he also has to save himself from possibly villain versions of himself while simultaneously trying to become the number one hero and trying to beat his number one rival, himself.

Make this a thing.

Also this would make every ship like the onecest fandom ship *shudders*

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