#nu moon in gemini

[daportalpractitioner]

cycle syncing guide: nu moon in gemini

the nu moon in gemini takes place on june 6, 2024 at 7:37 AM CST. major themes include: sisterhood wounds, friendship, ancestral communication, relocation, sacral + throat chakra healing, and breaking generational patterns.

bleed phase: sisters bleeding with the nu moon are in one accord with nature's rhythm, so the need to detox, cleanse, and start anew will feel really apparent. if there are friendships and social circles that you have outgrown but haven't had the courage to cut ties with, then this is your invitation. your ancestors will be speaking to you in order to help you navigate this season in life. so, if you are one to venerate your ancestors, then this nu moon would be a great time to spend some intentional time at the altar or in nature with them. it's time to move forward from the past and stop giving the past permission to be your current story. you have to make room for all the beautiful experiences that match the energy that you're stepping into by releasing all that once was from your reality. some of y'all also may be experiencing constipation as a physical manifestation of you holding onto SHIT that has no business being here anymore.

follicular phase: my follicular sisters may feel increased creativity and inspiration during this nu moon. this is giving you the momentum, power, and strength to choose a different story. it's a beautiful time to think about what you want your life to look like in the next months, by the full moon in gemini in december (gemini is the master manifestor). be mindful of placing limitations on your vision because of what your 3D reality looks like. with this energetic portal, you'll be surprised at what's going to manifest from it. this is a social time to also meet up with your sisters and spend intentional quality time with the women that choose to pour into you.

ovulatory phase: this nu moon is bringing big life changes to my ovulating sisters. there is a strong need for a change that better suits you. you could be thinking about relocating, getting into a more serious commitment, going back to school, or changing careers. regardless of what the change is, it's important that you make a move with the urges that you're receiving. change is scary, but soul necessary for your growth and overall satisfaction in life. you have to take accountability for writing your own story. at the end of the day, this is your life and it is your duty to call the shots around here. take a risk like you know that God has your back.

luteal phase: this nu moon may hit the luteal sisters hard as it has a heavy emphasis on deep healing + curse breaking regarding wounded sisterhood. wounded sisterhood stems from the mother wound and we can only show up as better sisters when we actively work on remedying the relationship that we have with our greatest mirrors — our mothers. a lot of us come from homes where our mother was not properly supported by her community, a wound that has trickled down to us, creating a blockage in how show up for our connections (especially with our sisters). we're being called to address the pains that have led us to not experience genuine sisterhood so that we can then take accountability for the ways in which we've kept perpetuating the cycle. sisterhood is crucial for each woman and how you show up for your sisters is reflected in how you show up in all areas of your life. accept what has already transpired and release it with love through compassion and forgiveness. give yourself permission to eject yourself from this painful story because you deserve to write a nu one where you are chronically experiencing mutual, reciprocated love and trust from other women cause there is nothing else in the word like it.

[aeth-eris]

★ skin care & the ascendant ★

★ aries rising

aries rising often has active, oily, or acne-prone skin due to mars’ influence. their skin may be prone to redness, inflammation, and occasional breakouts, especially under stress or during hormonal changes.

skincare tip: use calming products with anti-inflammatory ingredients like chamomile, green tea, or aloe vera. incorporate a salicylic acid cleanser and clay mask to control oil and reduce breakouts. finish with a lightweight, non-comedogenic moisturizer.

★ mars aspecting the ascendant: oily, acne-prone, prone to redness or irritation

influence: mars’s fiery energy can lead to oilier, acne-prone skin that’s prone to redness, inflammation, and sensitivity. skin may react quickly to products or environmental changes and can be prone to breakouts during periods of stress or hormonal fluctuation.

skincare tips: use a salicylic acid or tea tree oil cleanser to control oil production and reduce breakouts. soothing ingredients, such as chamomile or green tea, can calm inflammation. a weekly clay mask is helpful for oil control, and a non-comedogenic moisturizer maintains balance without clogging pores.

★ taurus rising

taurus rising tends to have soft, clear skin, but they can struggle with oiliness, particularly in the t-zone. their skin may be resilient but prone to sensitivity with hormonal fluctuations.

skincare tip: balance oil production with a mild exfoliating cleanser containing glycolic acid. opt for hydrating serums with hyaluronic acid and a lightweight moisturizer that won’t clog pores. they may benefit from calming masks with ingredients like cucumber or rosewater to soothe the skin.

★ venus aspecting the ascendant: soft, balanced, beauty-focused, prone to hormonal changes

influence: venus adds softness and balance to the skin, often resulting in a smooth, well-toned complexion. however, venus-influenced skin can be sensitive to hormonal shifts and may break out during menstrual cycles.

skincare tips: maintain a gentle, hydrating skincare routine with a pH-balanced cleanser and a lightweight moisturizer. a rosewater toner or hyaluronic acid serum can keep skin plump and hydrated. consider products with evening primrose or tea tree oil to address hormonal breakouts as they arise.

★ gemini rising

gemini rising often has sensitive or combination skin that changes frequently, reflecting mercury’s influence on adaptability. their skin may react to environmental stress, leading to occasional dryness or breakouts.

skincare tip: maintain a simple, gentle skincare routine to avoid overstimulating the skin. use a fragrance-free cleanser and hydrating toner to balance the skin. avoid over-exfoliating, and opt for lightweight moisturizers to accommodate their combination skin.

★ mercury aspecting the ascendant: changeable, sensitive to stress, prone to inconsistencies

influence: mercury brings variability, so skin may appear inconsistent, with changes in texture, sensitivity, or breakouts that correlate with stress levels. mercury-affected skin can also be sensitive and reactive to environmental conditions.

skincare tips: keep a simple, adaptable skincare routine. a fragrance-free, gentle cleanser helps avoid irritation, while a lightweight moisturizer provides hydration without overwhelming the skin. consider adding a stress-relief serum or adaptogenic ingredients like reishi mushroom to calm skin during stressful periods.

★ cancer rising

cancer rising has delicate, reactive skin that often reflects emotional and hormonal changes. they may experience sensitivity, puffiness, or dryness, particularly around hormonal cycles.

skincare tip: use hydrating, gentle products that provide nourishment without irritation. milk or cream-based cleansers work well, along with soothing serums containing hyaluronic acid or ceramides. lymphatic facial massage can help reduce puffiness and promote circulation.

★ moon aspecting the ascendant: sensitive, reactive, prone to dryness

influence: the moon’s nurturing energy can make skin highly sensitive and reactive, particularly to hormonal and emotional changes. moon aspects often result in soft but easily irritated or dry skin that fluctuates with mood.

skincare tips: use gentle, hydrating products, such as a milk or cream-based cleanser, and a rich moisturizer with ingredients like hyaluronic acid. calming serums with chamomile or aloe can soothe the skin, especially during hormonal shifts. practice regular hydration to maintain balance.

★ leo rising

leo rising typically has radiant, warm skin with a natural glow. however, they may experience occasional sun sensitivity, dryness, or hormonal breakouts, particularly if they spend a lot of time in the sun.

skincare tip: protect the skin with a high-spf sunscreen daily, especially if sun exposure is frequent. incorporate hydrating serums with vitamin c for brightness, and add a gentle exfoliant to keep skin smooth. a weekly hydrating mask can enhance their natural glow.

★ sun aspecting the ascendant: vibrant, prone to sun sensitivity and pigmentation

influence: the sun brings vitality and warmth, often giving a natural glow to the skin. however, it may also make the skin more sensitive to the sun, prone to pigmentation, and reactive to environmental factors.

skincare tips: incorporate a daily high-spf sunscreen to protect against uv damage. products with antioxidants, like vitamin c or e, can help maintain brightness and prevent pigmentation. a hydrating serum will keep the skin looking radiant and healthy.

★ virgo rising

virgo rising often has sensitive, combination skin that may react to stress or environmental changes. they can experience occasional breakouts and uneven skin texture, particularly in times of heightened stress.

skincare tip: use a gentle, pH-balanced cleanser to prevent stripping natural oils, and incorporate a soothing toner with chamomile or calendula. niacinamide can help even skin texture and manage oil production. simplicity is key, so avoid complex routines that may irritate sensitive skin.

★ mercury aspecting the ascendant: changeable, sensitive to stress, prone to inconsistencies

influence: mercury brings variability, so skin may appear inconsistent, with changes in texture, sensitivity, or breakouts that correlate with stress levels. mercury-affected skin can also be sensitive and reactive to environmental conditions.

skincare tips: keep a simple, adaptable skincare routine. a fragrance-free, gentle cleanser helps avoid irritation, while a lightweight moisturizer provides hydration without overwhelming the skin. consider adding a stress-relief serum or adaptogenic ingredients like reishi mushroom to calm skin during stressful periods.

★ libra rising

libra rising typically has balanced, soft skin that is naturally beautiful but may be prone to hormonal changes, leading to periodic breakouts. venus’ influence brings a focus on skin appearance, so they’re often aware of any imperfections.

skincare tip: focus on balancing hydration with a pH-balanced, gentle cleanser and a lightweight moisturizer. use products with rose or lavender to soothe and nourish. they may also benefit from occasional exfoliation with ahas to maintain a smooth texture and natural glow.

★ venus aspecting the ascendant: soft, balanced, beauty-focused, prone to hormonal changes

influence: venus adds softness and balance to the skin, often resulting in a smooth, well-toned complexion. however, venus-influenced skin can be sensitive to hormonal shifts and may break out during menstrual cycles.

skincare tips: maintain a gentle, hydrating skincare routine with a pH-balanced cleanser and a lightweight moisturizer. a rosewater toner or hyaluronic acid serum can keep skin plump and hydrated. consider products with evening primrose or tea tree oil to address hormonal breakouts as they arise.

★ scorpio rising

scorpio rising often has intense, resilient skin but may be prone to acne or oily patches, especially around hormonal shifts. their skin can be sensitive to strong treatments, despite its durability.

skincare tip: use a deep-cleaning cleanser with salicylic acid to manage oil and prevent breakouts. a gentle clay mask can help reduce oil buildup, and soothing ingredients like aloe vera or tea tree oil can calm inflammation. avoid overly harsh exfoliants, as their skin can react strongly.

★ pluto aspecting the ascendant: intense, resilient, but prone to hormonal acne or hyperpigmentation

influence: pluto’s transformative energy often leads to resilient skin that’s capable of healing but can also be prone to deep, hormonal acne and hyperpigmentation. pluto-influenced skin may experience intense reactions to stress and can be affected by powerful hormonal shifts.

skincare tips: use a gentle, hormone-balancing cleanser with ingredients like salicylic acid to control breakouts. niacinamide and vitamin c serums can help reduce hyperpigmentation and even skin tone. regular exfoliation with ahas or bhas keeps pores clear, while a lightweight moisturizer balances hydration.

★ sagittarius rising

sagittarius rising often has vibrant, healthy skin but may struggle with oiliness, clogged pores, and occasional breakouts, especially from adventure or outdoor exposure. their skin may be prone to dryness or irritation from environmental factors.

skincare tip: incorporate a balancing cleanser with gentle exfoliants like lactic acid to clear pores. a hydrating, oil-free moisturizer works best to balance skin without clogging pores. they should always use sunscreen for outdoor activities to protect from uv exposure.

★ jupiter aspecting the ascendant: glowing, larger pores, oily, prone to breakouts

influence: jupiter’s expansive energy often gives a glowing complexion but can also result in oily skin and larger pores, making the skin prone to congestion and breakouts. the “abundance” of sebum may lead to shininess and clogged pores.

skincare tips: a mild exfoliating cleanser with glycolic or lactic acid can help minimize pores and control oil. use a clay mask once a week to manage excess sebum. a lightweight, oil-free moisturizer and mattifying products will reduce shine while keeping the skin hydrated and balanced.

★ capricorn rising

capricorn rising often has dry, mature, or sensitive skin, as saturn’s influence emphasizes structure and durability. they may be prone to dry patches, fine lines, or tightness, especially in harsh weather conditions.

skincare tip: focus on deep hydration with a rich moisturizer containing ceramides and hyaluronic acid to restore moisture. use a gentle, hydrating cleanser and avoid harsh exfoliants. consider products with peptides or squalane to promote elasticity and maintain a youthful appearance.

★ saturn aspecting the ascendant: dry, sensitive, prone to aging signs

influence: saturn’s restrictive energy can lead to dry, tight, or sensitive skin that’s prone to fine lines and aging signs. saturn-influenced skin may require careful maintenance to prevent dehydration and sensitivity to harsh weather conditions.

skincare tips: prioritize hydration with a rich, nourishing moisturizer containing ceramides and squalane. use a gentle, hydrating cleanser, and incorporate peptides or hyaluronic acid serums to maintain elasticity and moisture. a daily mineral sunscreen will help protect against premature aging.

★ aquarius rising

aquarius rising may have unique, sometimes unpredictable skin that can alternate between dry and oily. they may experience sudden breakouts or sensitivity, especially in reaction to environmental changes or stress.

skincare tip: use a gentle, fragrance-free cleanser to prevent irritation and follow with a lightweight moisturizer for balance. ingredients like hyaluronic acid and niacinamide can help maintain hydration and calm sensitive skin. avoid products with unnecessary chemicals, as their skin may react to synthetic ingredients.

★ uranus aspecting the ascendant: unpredictable, prone to sudden breakouts or sensitivity

influence: uranus brings an unpredictable quality to the skin, making it prone to sudden changes, breakouts, or reactions. uranus-influenced skin may be sensitive to new products or environmental changes and can switch between dryness and oiliness.

skincare tips: keep routines simple and consistent, avoiding excessive changes. use a fragrance-free, hypoallergenic cleanser and lightweight moisturizer with calming ingredients, like chamomile or niacinamide. products with adaptogens can help manage sensitivity, and an anti-inflammatory serum can reduce unexpected irritation.

★ pisces rising

pisces rising often has delicate, sensitive skin that may react to allergens, fragrances, or environmental factors. they may experience dehydration, redness, or sensitivity to harsh ingredients.

skincare tip: stick to a minimal, hypoallergenic routine, using a gentle, fragrance-free cleanser and lightweight moisturizer with soothing ingredients like aloe vera or oat extract. incorporating hydrating serums with hyaluronic acid can help maintain moisture. they should avoid overly complex products that may trigger reactions.

★ neptune aspecting the ascendant: sensitive, allergy-prone, prone to redness or dehydration

influence: neptune brings a heightened sensitivity, often leading to delicate, allergy-prone skin. it’s easily irritated by harsh ingredients, fragrances, and environmental factors, and can be prone to dehydration or redness.

skincare tips: stick to hypoallergenic, fragrance-free products. a gentle cleanser and soothing moisturizer with aloe vera, cucumber, or oat extract can provide calming hydration. hyaluronic acid serums help with dehydration. avoid overly complex products, as they may trigger sensitivity or allergies.

[wub-fur-radio]

Pspring Psych Pspectacular 2024

As sure as spring Coats our little piece of land in green The turnin' earth takes all of what it brings – La Luz

Wub-Fur is pleased to announce the worldwide availability of our seventh (!) annual Pspring Psych Pspectacular. Twenty-three powerful and 100% pure hits of contemporary neo-psychedelic pspringtime music for your pseasonal listening needs. Featuring contributions from Redd Kross, Black Sand, the Asteroid No. 4, Mondo Drag, Ty Segall, Meatbodies, Shannon and the Clams, Winter McQuinn, the See No Evils, Druid Fluids, Sons of Zöku, and a dozen more wild, trippy, far out, rockin’ and/or groovy bands from around the world and across the universe of psych.

Apologies (and happy fall) to all the bands from the southern hemisphere.

Previous Pspring Psych Pspectaculars: 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | 2023

▶︎🎶 Listen on Mixcloud

Running Time: 1 hour, 29 minutes, 50 seconds

Tracklist

Candy Coloured Catastrophe (3:25) — Redd Kross | Hawthorne, CA

Dandelion (2:26) — The Asteroid No.4 | Philadelphia / San Francisco

The Moon Is in the Wrong Place (2:57) — Shannon and the Clams | Oakland, CA

Cool It, Baby (3:20) — Levitation Room | Los Angeles

Silly Cybin (3:36) — Meatbodies | Los Angeles

Spring Time (3:00) — The See No Evils | Leeds, UK

Living in the Night (4:16) — MOOON | Aarle Rixtel, Netherlands

Daffodil (3:11) — Winter McQuinn | Melbourne, Australia

Pale Blue Dot (3:34) — Joe Ghatt | New Zealand

Burning in the Sun (4:26) — Custard Flux | Detroit, MI

Burning Bright (3:52) — Sun Dial | England †

Bobbin' For Apples (2:21) — Hot Apple Band | Sydney, Australia †

Butterfly (3:51) — Black Sand | New Zealand

Planetary (5:11) — Magic Machine | Sydney, Australia

Death in Spring (6:06) — Mondo Drag | Oakland, CA †

Nu Poeme (4:05) — Sons of Zöku | Adelaide, Australia

The Last Midnight (3:33) — Project Gemini | London

Last Flight of the Moon Goose (4:49) — Moon Goose | Hay on Wye, UK

Palus Somni (4:58) — Valley of the Sun | Cincinnati, OH

Watcher (5:26) — Ty Segall | Los Angeles

Layers (5:27) — Druid Fluids | Adelaide, Australia †

I Need Your Love Like I Need a Hole in My Head (2:50) — The Silk RailRoad | Portland, OR

Jerusalem Road (3:08) — Empty House | Blackpool, UK

All tracks released in 2024, except those marked † released 2023.

🌼 🌿 🌷 🌱 🌸 🌼 🌿 🌷 🌱 🌸 🌼 🌿 🌷 🌱 🌸

[lyubochka]

🝣 about me

dog

he/him. 24. intj. 4w5. leo sun. taurus moon. gemini asc. alchemy autodiadict. demiurge. an optimistic nihilist. intersex. engaged to @kakoetho.

🝤 interests

the music industry. music production. genres. (particularly industrial, techno, gothic rock, black metal, death metal, hardcore, nu-metal, thrash metal, metalcore, etc) the funeral industry. vulture culture. traditional spellcraft. divination. beauty and the beauty industry. high fashion and esoteric fashion. fragrances and independent perfume houses. lolita fashion. space science and engineering. j-rock and visual kei. counter culture movements. queer history. true crime (to an extent).

🝞 what i post

i use tumblr like a junk journal. i post mostly pictures that look nice to me and may relate to the above. i post things that make me laugh. i generally try and keep this blog pretty balanced and organized. i heavily interact with mutuals where i can. for more specific interests, i tend to keep a sideblog.

🝂 warnings

i don't really read or care for dnis. i'll generally be respectful of stated boundaries. i'm very choosy about who i follow and block semi liberally. i freely interact with mutuals and tend to spam like or post. it dont tag anything i dont deem to be necessary. i post gr.aphic con.tent and some may have ad.ult themes. i block mi.nors.

🜏 tags

#meow - personal posts.

#not sft - what may be considered unsafe to view in a work environment.

all of my potential trigger tags begin with the trigger, and then end in tw. for example: #sh tw infers se.lf ha.rm. block tags as you choose but i'm unlikely to tag something upon being asked to.

discord is piggyette. mutuals can add.

artist spotify

band blog is @incarcerationofaflowerchild mutuals can dm for private blog and not sft.

[rav-rabies]

Hi Fi Rush Headcanons/ideas pt 2 Villains

Pt 1

The other half of those silly idea running around my head.

Kale Vandelay

Triple Taurus

Will tell you he's a Jazz man actually mostly listens to Nu metal and Butt Rock

His deepest desire is to reclaim the security and happiness he felt as a child while his father was still alive.

After losing his father and now being expected to give up his weekends to help care for his sister, he ran away from home and ended up living on the street for a few months

The bosses he hired (except Korsica) were people he had known for years before becoming CEO.

He bounced around multiple hobbies throughout his life and is actually good at a few of them but never found a true passion or calling in life.

Still finds his life a good one even if he feels something is missing.

Was a Business Major but minored in Theater. Mostly a B student with a few C's. his only A's where in some of his theater classes.

Rekka

Sun: Aries, Moon: Virgo,  Ascending: Virgo

Rekka was much more stable even though she had her personality quirks before having to deal with Kale's piss poor management Mimosa's constant gossip and especially Zanzo overworking her with his constant ideas.

Was a professional wrestler before a work place accident costed her her hands.

At first could not afford new hands because the CEO did not offer health insurance claiming she was an independent contractor.

Fearing growing backlash The CEO called in a favor from then Vice CEO Kale. Kale realizing he could spin this as the type of "pity case" his mother loved, earning points with her and getting rid of an IOU.

Roxanne ended up liking Rekka and hired her to work in production as a director. She rose through the ranks with her hard work and dedication to detail.

She quit after her fight with Chai and learning about How the hell someone like Zanzo got his job.

Zanzo

Sun: Scorpio, Moon: Sagittarius, Ascending: Leo

Birthday: Halloween

Wants to be admired for who he his, not for what others get out of him.

Believes creation exists for creations sake.

He is no contact with his mother and for good reason (Kale almost apologized to his mother when he found out.) He rarely thinks of her and is happier for it.

He tried, in vain, to get Kale to see the value in letting go.

Father was a Roadie and took Zanzo on the road with him. Zanzo knows how to play multiple instruments, guitar, keyboard and bass. His father also taught him car repairs.

He was in a biker gang as a teen (It's a jojo reference I'm allowed) and still owns a motorcycle that he likes to ride.

He met Kale when Kale ran away from home. They both got into a club they were too young to be in. He watched over the sheltered suburbanite and Kale decided to keep Zanzo around. Literally, he would sneak Zanzo into his house when his mother was out.

Finds no value in the work he does under Roxanne, despite it's humanitarian value as it is not his work. Just something for Roxanne's vision that he gets a paycheck for.

Saw his time after meeting Kale to his time as the Department head as the best years of his life, which are over now.

Mimosa

Sun: Gemini Moon: Leo  Ascending: Aries

Divorced mother with a daughter.

Has know Kale since high school.

Roxanne liked Mimosa as a teen and even sympathetic after her divorce but her worse traits were harder for her to hide from Roxanne.

Roquefort

Sun: Capricorn, Moon: Taurus, Ascending: Capricorn

Actually a Jazz Man

Was Mr Vandelay best friend and was the best man at his wedding

Is a widower himself after losing his husband to illness.

Has known Kale his whole life and was a father figure to Kale after his father's death.

Retired after his defeat.

[la-grosse-patate]

5 Songs, 3 Outfits

Tagged by @g0dspeeed @inafieldofdaisies @the-silver-chronicles thank you! <3

RULES: Post 5 songs associated with your OC(s), followed by 3 outfits they would wear.

Amaarae - Co-Star

Sign, baby, what's your sign? Capricorn or Pisces? We will get to mine Cancer, must be nice Scorpio at night Fire's what you like? Fuck 'til moon and rising I met a girl, she a saint and a demon Two like Tia, two like Nina Sky Me and her, it felt like threesomes Must be Gemini She too nice and she too lethal I would not advise

Tinashe - Talk To Me Nice

Mix up my days, got me in a daze Stuck in a phase, so talk to me nice Come get me laid, sing me lullabies, yeah Come drive me craze 'fore I catch a flight

Bad Omens ft. Poppy - V.A.N

Happiness is an illusion, it's an analog confusion You are nothing more than a thought Existential execution, just a fluke in evolution History already forgot You've been running from me, the digital second coming And I'm here whether you like it or not Initiated operation of your own extermination Now it's too late for you to stop

Diamante FMM - Dat Dreacu

Mă știe fata, mă știe și băiatul Mă știe țara, mă știe tot satul O știu eu, nu tre' să-mi zică altul Eu știu, sunt dat dreacu! [...] Că cică va să zică Eu sunt pe val doar fiindcă 's posesoare de păsărică Și cui nu îi convine poa' să moară de oftică Să v�� intre-n cap, regina-i Bad Juju! Bad and boujee flow, mânca-mi-ai ruju Eu aprind și eu sting lumina Eu sunt și scânteia, și focul și benzina Unde mai pui că sunt și muncitoare Și de treabă, și simpatică, și fac și de mâncare

LSDXOXO - Devil's Chariot

I-I take the shots, but the wounds don't bleed I make it hot, but the fire don't breathe I take control of your soul, don't leave I be doom in the form of peace I hold the weight when it falls on me I take a break, but they call on me Designin' a world where the good don't be I see everything you do, it's the truth

Tagging @yokobai @whatwouldvalerydo @noodlecupcakes @cassietrn @socially-awkward-skeleton @josephseedismyfather

[ovtsakaramel]

About me

Ok so I like talking about myself but I don't wanna seem self obsessed so this is gonna be short. Hi I'm Tina and I write (once a leap year), mostly thg but I have some Riordanverse shit in the back of my wip list basement. I listen to emo, nu metal and pop (my fav band is Paramore). I'm Bulgarian, my zodiac is Leo, my sun is Scorpio and moon Gemini (I don't believe in astrology but hey why not put signs here). I'm cringe annoying and I know it. I have a chubby (healthy) cat. I write poetry and play ukulele and bass (but I can't make music myself even if my life depends on it) (I guess that means I can only copy and not play but I prefer to have pride for at least something lol). This became too long I should stop

[melliramostudy]

please interact if you are a studyblr !🪼🫧

(or if you post studyspo!)

(updated intro)

about me :0

- my name is chloe !!

- new to studyblr

- i’m a high school student

- my dream school is stanford, but my other options would be university of maryland, nyu, or upenn!

- sun; libra, moon; pisces, rising; gemini !!

- mbti; INFP-T

🪼🫧 interests :p

- music : i suck at creating music or playing any instruments, but i absolutely love listening to all sorts of genres (kpop, bedroom pop, alt. rock, nu metal)!

- reading / english lit. : i just got back into reading, feel free to give me book recs! i love fantasy, romance, & slice of life!

- linguistics : this school year i’m taking spanish 1 for my language credit, and i’ve been studying korean off and on for a year now (not fluent in the slightest, but i can read 한글)..

- law : i’ve been interested in history, as well as law; as it is something i’m very passionate about and have had to deal with in past experiences. i’d love to go into feminism & gender law, or family law!

- art : i’ve drawn my whole life, and even though i don’t do it as much anymore, i still love to look at people create and put out their work. i’m always open to support small artists (when i have money ;-;)!

this is a studyblr !! so i won’t be posting much outside of motivation and my progress through the school year(s), but my personal blog is @mellianomar !!

looking 4 mutuals, of course! :>

[celestialtrav3ler]

Tropical astrology is to white, male centered Christianity as Vedic astrology is to….. well, reality.

Vedic is literally what’s happening in the sky, in the cosmos in real time. Male centered Christianity says that man is life giver when we ALLLLL know that everyone came from a woman.

Happy nu moon in Gemini 😘😘

[mellianomar]

personal blog intro 🩰🫧

( link to my studyblr )

about me !!

- my name is chloe :p

- mbti : INFP-T

- zodiac : libra sun, pisces moon, gemini rising !!

- new-ish to tumblr :0

interests 🩰🫧

- music : genres ; kpop ,, 90’s nu metal ,, alt. rock ,, bedroom pop !! ⬇️

kpop grps i stan ; skz ,, txt ,, atz ,, 2pm ,, enha ,, aespa ,, nct ,, nwjns ,, twice ,, lssrfm , piwon ,, itzy ..

western artists ; deftones ,, paramore ,, the nbhd ,, fiona apple ,, faye webster ,, alex g ,, the smashing pumpkins ,, arctic monkeys ,, bôa ,, the smiths ,, sade ..

(ask if there’s any other artists / grps i may listen to!! this is just a summary ;-;).

- reading : romances ,, slice of life ,, tragedies ,, coming of life ,, fantasy (pls give me book recs ,, i’m stuck with my old coho books .. smh).

- art : i don’t draw much anymore, but i love digital and traditional painting ! maybe i’ll show my work on here sometime ?

i’ll create a carrd sometime when i get my macbook, just so this isn’t a big block of text and more interesting to look at :<

looking for mutuals !! no one over 17 pls :pp

[daportalpractitioner]

the 12th house + your period

the 12th house is associated with the menstrual phase of your cycle. during the menstrual phase, our wombs are not only shedding on a physical level, but on an energetic level. we are participating in self-undoing as we shed harmful attachments which is ruled by the 12th house. the 12th house is also "the void" and the menstrual cycle is associated with the nu moon phase of the moon cycle which is in fact - a void. it is best for women who are menstruating to remain introspective + stay in solitude during her bleed - solitude being ruled by the 12th house.

aries 12H: your period may be physically painful + internally chaotic. she can also come knocking on your door unexpectedly. she is here to help you shed attachments that refrain you from dishonoring your true power. your period can feel like a time of renewal for you each month. it's possible that you may have tended to disregard your cycle at first + not deem the importance of it, and were met with reproductive issues from not prioritizing your physical health. aries 12th housers should do very light workouts to get your qi flowing so that the womb can have the energy to push you through the (re)birth canal.

taurus 12H: this is the type of woman that can eat chocolate in bed + cuddle up while watching a movie during her period (and should!). your period is here to help you shed attachment from the things that aren't adding true value to your life. if you've been holding yourself up to a high standard, there are no afflictions in your 12th house, and if venus isn't being afflicted in your chart, your period could be a calm time with nothing more than a bit of discomfort. otherwise, taurus 12th housers could experience heavy pain + cramping as well as a sign that it's time to level up. remove all stressors during this time as stress can also trigger menstrual pains.

gemini 12H: during your period, your mind could be running at 1000 miles per minute, making it more difficult for you to be present, still, and introspective. there's nothing like the downloads that you receive on your bleed. your intuition is on point, so any uncertainty can be met with clarity during your cycle as your aha moments can multiply. you can optimize your spiritual gifts by using this time for astral traveling + divination serves as powerful guidance and confirmation for you during this phase. a variety of PMS symptoms are commonly experienced with this placement, especially unpredictable mood swings. you can use this time to creatively brainstorm and write down any sudden ideas which come to mind, but wait until after your period to actually start any projects.

cancer 12H: the need to crawl into your shell to protect your innerG is crucial. when this time is honored well, this is a rejuvenating period for you. use this time to get some serious rest + reflection in. this is the perfect time to focus on matters of the home, making sure that your home still aligns with you and brings out the best of you. do an emotional check-in and reset for yourself during your period. cancer 12H natives often carry the burdening pain + trauma of the women ancestors that has come before them so you can use this time as a period of karmic healing to release the baggage that was passed down to you. your period may be a very sensitive time with low pain tolerance for not honoring your womb in the ways she deserves to be cared for.

leo 12H: many leo 12H natives are unaware of their cycles and therefore experience heavy PMS symptoms without even thinking that maybe they could be the issue. the nature of your period is connected to the story that you tell about your period. if you say that your period is this really painful, negative experience, you will continue to experience it negatively. lean into creating a positive narrative about your period; for example - my period is an exciting time for me to rest and become the best version of myself! similar to cancer 12th housers, your period is a very sensitive time and is not afraid to act up when you don't honor your womb's needs + love her wholeheartedly. this is the perfect time for self-love healing as painful periods are an indication of inadequate self-love with this placement.

virgo 12H: naturally, you may experience issues surrounding your period because of virgo's nature of being a "fixer". issues could manifest as painful periods + health issues related to the womb. your period is a detox time in order for the womb space to be purified. in order for the womb to undergo an efficient detox, conscious eating would be super beneficial for you, especially during the luteal phase of your cycle. creating a health regimen around your period is also very beneficial for healing any issues that you may be experiencing monthly.

libra 12H: your period is here to help you restore balance in life by urging you to release the ways in which you have put others before yourself. this is coming back to the essence of the divine feminine. any pain + unfortunate symptoms that arise during your period can indicate you over-exercising your masculine energy. your period reminds you that you should not find yourself in a space of chasing anything or trying to control any situation, putting you in a prime position for receiving just as nature has intended. periods are a time for realignment for those who surrender and leave it to the Divine to shift them where they need to be.

scorpio 12H: your period can usher in transformation through a (painful) death + rebirth process. your womb is shedding emotional baggage that it has not forgotten and has stubbornly been holding onto. this is a time where you would want to cut things or people off that are no longer a reflection of a high self-esteem. though this can be an emotionally intense and painful time, you can transmute this innerG to make it an empowering time rather than just a painful time. these are growing pains that you're actually experiencing. scorpio 12H natives need to find their power in their period. magick would even be highly beneficial for you to practice as your energy is super potent and magnetizing during this time.

sagittarius 12H: this is a time for you to gain insights and wisdom from the previous cycle, innerstanding the significance + purpose of that experience. the downloads go crazy during your period as your womb is consistently emitting spiritual knowledge. things can get spiritually intense and you can feel the need to switch up your flow, expand, or change direction based on divine insight given to you. it's easy for you to disregard your needs so make sure that you're taking care of your menstrual health + indulging in womb enriching foods + activities.

capricorn 12H: your period is a phase you need to take extra seriously in your cycle. she is not here for the play play! she's here to assist you on this level up to success. it's important to practice discipline on your period, especially when it comes to taking care of your health + wellness. there's a need to dismantle how the patriarchy has affected how you perceive your period. use this time as a time to rest - it's so important and this placement can humble you if you don't. you hurt your womb by participating in overexerting your masculine energy during a season of rest. your karmic lesson here is to reconnect with your femininity through your womb. infertility can be a theme + womb disorders can manifest from the disconnect to your feminine nature.

aquarius 12H: there is this innate detachment to your womb, especially if there has been a disconnection between you and your mother. you may experience or have experienced irregular periods due to the influence of uranus. this is a time for you to do some deep healing + innovation each month. your period can feel like a spiritual upgrade as you detach from whats no longer serving your vision. dive deep into the collective consciousness + use your period as a time to reflect on how you're being called to show up for the collective. there's a need to embrace your womb + honor her, not reject her. also, make sure you're taking time to be present in the moment as you can experience the difficulties of being still.

pisces 12H: you are deeply + psychically connected to your womb. you know when your period is coming + you naturally feel connected to all the phases of your cycle as they all have an effect on your body. allow this time to be a time for much rest + solitude. this could be a very sensitive time with heavy emotional releases. disregarding the unaddressed emotional turmoil taking a toll on your womb can allow the manifestation of disease in the womb to take place. spiritual upgrades leading you to feel closer to God happen during this time as well. you may have grown up not innerstanding the importance of your cycle + perceived your period to be a time of suffering rather than a very healing + empowering time. i'd highly recommend cycle syncing for cycle awareness.

[bite-sized-devil]

Alright, babydoll, sign me up for the match up!

Star Sign: Taurus Sun, Gemini Moon, Pisces Rising

Age: 25

Height: 5'4" / 163.2cm

Identity: Bisexual with a preference to masculine features

Occupation: Student/Student Doctor

Favorite things: My makeup, food, my bed, learning new things, singing/music, shopping, chocolate

Hobbies/What I do in my spare time: writing and drawing for my horny little sinners. Learning a new language. Studying. Shopping.

Fav Obey Me Character: Girl, you already know, but Diavolo, clearly

What I look for in a partner: attentive. Trustworthy/honest [lying to me is a good way to die]. Kind to others as well as me. Good sexual chemistry. Enjoys good food and taking me out to get food or have food made because I get hangry. Conversationalist because I like talking but also someone who can talk when I dont feel like it. But also a good listener. Curious/looking to learn new things. Stability is a requirement, financially, and in other ways. I can't do flaky people.

About Me (visually): You already have my socials lmao but I can describe maybe what isn't as clear in photos. I'm actually short [see my height] and very curvy/stalky. I have an hourglass shape, but I hide it because I have a lot of sand in mine [read: I'm fat/plus size]. I love my makeup and being put together, with full outfits, coordinating hair, makeup, and shoes, the whole shebang. But otherwise, you can just look at what I've posted. (Please don't include any photos of me in the reply)

Thank you again, and congratulations! You deserve it!

-The Royal SK

🌻 500 Followers Bite Sized Event 🌻

SK, My Queen, my pink cult sister, my demon fucker darling. I'm so glad we're friends! I'm more than happy to be the third wheel in yours and delphi friendship 💕 I feel like I bring a certain uncertainty to your pairing and I quite like that! 😂😚☺️

NSFW in parts so minors begone! 18+ MDNI

Match up:

Diavolo Prince of the Devildom

There really was no other choice for you, I will admit I thought about Barb, but I just kept coming back to his highness. He knows just how to treat you, he's like putty in your hands, he'll give you everything you want and more... If he knows whats good for him! Baby boy would take such good care of you, he'll take you out to eat and listen to you for hours. He's goddamn obsessed. Can you blame a guy though?

Head canons for you both:

SFW:

I know you're a swiftie so imma put this out there. That song enchanted to meet you... That's literally the both of you. Except there is no wondeing who you both love. It's clearly each other.

Ok but when you first got together there was a lot of sneaking around! Escaping the castle together (as if barb doesn't know 😂 he thinks it's cute so he lets it slide for now), slipping out of HOL unnoticed is a fucking chore but you do it! Playing hooky at rad. Pulling the "Diavolo would like to see the exchange student in his office" Once you guys left the intercom on and the entire school heard you both giggling and kissing and.... Other things!

He loves to show you off, he thinks you're the most beautiful woman that has ever existed or that will ever exist. So as long as he can keep you, he'll have you by his side.

Sleep overs at the castle? Check! Sleep overs at HOL? Keep it to a minimum. The boys are jealous enough! What with you giving your heart to the prince, now he wants to encroach on family time? Nu-huh! No way! Get fucked! Fuck off! (Sorry had to put my aussie rock band reference in there.)

Does his angel face want a gift? Yeah! Great he's gonna spoil you rotten and then some. You will be completely taken care of! You don't even need to ask, he just wants to give you everything you need!

He loves to kiss you. Soft forehead kisses, cute cheek kisses, teasing neck kisses, lingering kisses on your sweet lips. He can't get enough of them. The way your body softens in his hold.

He's all about pet names for you! He called you princess, baby, chicken, honey, my love, my life, sweetheart, pretty thing, good girl.

NSFW:

Baby girl I hope you like big cock because ya boy's packing! Are you going to take it like a good girl? "S'too biig! Pleeeeaase!" "Sorry princess... Think you can take just the tip, yeah? Fuuuck you feel so good... s'tiiiight. Little more, yeah? Being so good for me. You can take it, I know you can." Yeah you're gonna take a lot more than just the tip. Don't worry, he's the king of prep. He'll make you cum on his tongue before he stretches you out on his fingers first. He only needs to force it a little bit by the time he's done.

You ever been fucked on a throne? Would you like to? That's what you whisper to him before you push him down on the thing. Well, when he lets you push him down onto the thing, good luck trying if he doesn't want to. Daddy Dia is B I G. He actually hadn't believe it or not, but I think he's going to want to make it a regular thing. He likes the way you ride him slow, he likes it even more when you're tired and he can take control. Holding you by your hips, dragging your pussy up and down his cock. Using you how he wants too.

You know how I said he likes kissing your on your lips? Yeah I meant your downstairs lips 😂 jk. But kinda serious. There is something about your taste he can't get enough of. He'll eat you out anytime anywhere so be warned. It's breakfast time, he's hungry but not for the breakfast that Barbatos has prepared. Oops you're no longer in your chair, suddenly you're lying on your back on the table with your skirt lifted and your panties being ripped off. Protesting until his mouth latches around your clit and suddenly you can't remember why you're saying no???

If you'll allow it he'll mark you anyway he can. Especially in cheeky places that are slightly visible. Places you would really have to look to notice. Like just below your ear. The back of your shoulder. Your bicep, your hips, your tummy. He also likes cumming on your face. You just look so pretty covered in his cum, eyes all wide. Mouth open, tongue out hoping to get a taste of him.

I hope you like my little head canons for you and dia, princess! Thank you so much for requesting ☺️ I love you, you're pretty perfect, did you know? 💕💕🌻

[michellefromthemoon]

happy nu moon in aries

~ a transformational rebirth, a nu heat { this fire burns away the past }

21st of march

the moon is now renewing itself in aries

so we can emotionally get ready for these big new beginnings of passion and love { 2 nu moons in aries lined up !}

cultivating & expanding ourself, visions & dreams: this new moon is about us fully stepping into new & blessed chapters in life that started to begin at the end of last year { jupiter moving into aries }

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in astronomy, a new moon marks the first lunar phase.

As a new moon represents the start of a new lunar cycle, it symbolises new beginnings.

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aries is the first sign of the zodiac so it’s about the self & also about new beginnings in itself.

Aries has a lot to do with our identity,

who we are as a whole.

& since it’s ruled by Mars it is also about our energy, passions, drive & how we do things in order to get to what we want & need out in the world.

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the ruler of this nu moon is Mars calling in new energies of action & movement.

mars has been in gemini for the last 7 months where we have been going to & fro between nu & old. now mars gives us all the information { gemini } needed to move forward !

{ second new moon eclipse occurring in Aries on April 20th}

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not only is this new moon a big one of some sort to gets us on some new beginnings & new path but it’s also a big new beginning as well to help us step more in a new identity, a more authentic one, new way of doing things in order to facilitate this different identity we are now moving into.

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aries is also a fire sign & to me fire signs are about passion. with that we get more drive, inspiration & motivation.

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this new moon in Aries is all about us stepping, in a passionate way, into a new way of seeing ourselves & presenting ourselves in the world; different to who we’ve been & what we’ve done before. that expands the flames to our fire.

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now we can more fully embrace the new better & blessed chapters in life & see it more fully manifest & see ourselves transform into the individual, who we are as a whole, in order to meet these new timelines in life & to be ready; for it to manifest & to receive all blessings.

🌬🌙🔥💫

[stigmvtas]

GABRIEL LEONE — ABRIDGED.

welcome to marina, GABRIEL 'GABE' LEONE ( nonbinary, they/them ) ! they are a TWENTY EIGHT year old who has lived over on TOWER HILL for MOST OF THEIR LIFE and works as a BARTENDER/PIERCER. everyone says they look a lot like JUSTICE SMITH. what do you think? — JAMES, 24, THEY/THEM, EST.

MENTIONS OF DIVORCE, DRUGS, BODY HORROR / INJURY / INFECTION, AND DELUSIONS.

profile.

full name: gabriel ‘gabe’ leone.

birthday: october 31st, 1995.

astrology: scorpio sun, scorpio moon, gemini ascending.

sexuality: queer.

currently listening to: sextape by deftones.

last known location: [[[cannot be found]]]

PINTEREST.

brief history.

divorce mention; moved to marina when they were seven, following the divorce of their parents. their father's still a chef in nyc, while their mother - sonia - is an artist. an illustrator.

still visits nyc sometimes to see their dad & to participate in the underground scene there, since their dad's the one who instilled a love of punk music in them.

sonia remarried when gabe was a teenager (not just a regular teenager, an emo teenager, at that), giving them a bonus brother, and they did not take it super well.

drugs mention; preferred smoking in whichever forested area they could find, or far down the shore, or in their friends' attics and basements, than be home and get to know their new family. had a complex. still kind of has a complex.

extremely average in school, had no idea what they wanted to do after graduating except 'make music, fuck art, eat shit idk' which led to most of their friends heading off to private universities and gabe dropping out of community college.

body horror? / injury / infection; got into piercing because it's something they've done since a teenager, and it comes to them easily. plus, money. money is always good. almost got sued recently because they pierced someone's balls and the person did not take their aftercare advice seriously and wound up with an infection.

started bartending afterwards out of pure fear that they'd be bankrupt and jobless. is not bankrupt and jobless. starting a tattoo apprenticeship just for funsies.

facts & temperaments.

currently residing in the cheapest apartment they could get in tower hill. it's not, like, great - but they have at least one giant window, and that's enough for them.

too friendly for their own good. isn't automatically trustful but also isn't distrustful. it's easy to get on their good side, because despite all their anxiety - they're pretty laidback otherwise.

is in their head. a lot. insecure but keeps a mostly confident demeanor. tends to laugh it off a lot but they care a lot about what others think about them. at least if it's someone they care about.

clingy so clingy. loves their friends to death and is probably a little in love with them too. doesn't do well when there's miscommunication, because they'll probably assume the worst. but the worst is always, oh they don't like me anymore and they think i'm ugly and my dick's a flop and - and not like, oh they're betraying me in some way.

drugs / delusions; partier. loves loud music, loves crowds. loves feeling alive. prone to acid trips. last year they had a particularly bad trip and they still believe they're actually just a ghost and their body's buried somewhere on the island. has gotten a little more impulsive because of it.

5'6" and every inch of their skin minus their face (mostly) is covered in tattoos. can't help it. has gotten re-tattooed over older tattoos because they grew tired of them. has a knuckles tattoo that just says KNUC KLES. it's actually their favorite sonic character.

was a band kid in high school. and a dnd nerd. is still a dnd nerd. and a comic book nerd. and a horror movie nerd.

still plays guitar, sometimes does their own vocal tracks but it's mostly distorted or altered in some way. is stuck in the 2000s emo scene perpetually, but also the punk scene. and the nu metal scene? there's variety.

has a lip ring. and a nose ring. and an eyebrow ring. lots of rings.

nude figure model for the local colleges' art programs because they would never say no to some extra money, and also because they love their body.

vegan n loud n proud about it. big on sustainability and animal rights.

[girlboccaccio]

I was tagged by @girldante (thank you so much!!!) and generally I always forget when someone tag me, but this time I manage it

nickname: before this, Aglaurie. It’s a random name I actually don’t remember how I came out with this, but maybe is a distortion of Aglaea

sign: gemini, scorpio rising and sagittarius moon, if anybody care

height: between ~ 1.68 or 1.70 cm. There is a long story about the uncertainty I don’t want to dispach it

last thing i googled: “Aramando Trovajoli Pier Angeli”. He was a composer from the silver age of italian cinema, she was the great love of James Dean, I need to say more? Actually it was only because a score from Trovajoli was from an italian series on prime (now available also in USA!) and I manage to catch it thanks to shazam.

amount of sleep: idk, for sure more than before. Now I try to manage to mantain a regular sleep schedule for my mental/general health (at “random fun fact” at the end of the post I explain it more).

dream job: I finished my bachelor degree studying arts management and culture economics, because I wanted to work in that field, from events/museum organization to art market, and I managed to do some job experience, but the situation (in Italy and abroad) was, and still is, so difficult and structured with so much elitism that I grow disillusioned and frustrated. After some time I restarted to study while working (master’s degree) and now I’m specialyzing in governance and public administration (+ policy management and european politics), not that far from the previous field but maybe with more opportunities, so I “orbit” around it. The ideal that could mix my preferences and the opportunity to have a good financial stability as a profession is project manager, community manager or project officer. I also had some experience in comunication/social media management but I grow tired of it pretty fast, still sometimes I enjoy following and writing down newsletter, like the Pinocchio weekly one. I also love to write a lot and I wanted, years ago, to become a journalist but the bad situation in the field made me rethink about it (well, I wanted to study also urbanism, but this is another chapter).

movie/book that summarizes you: my favourite book since always is The Master and Margarita of Mikhail Bulgakov, but I doubt it could “represent” me. Maybe this choice could fall to Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay, Six Memos for the Next Millennium by Italo Calvino, and many short stories of Dino Buzzati, in particular the ones centered on the Dolomities, a place dear to both of us.

favorite song: Jezebel by Anna Calvi. Requiem n°21 by Fran Palermo. Vesuvio by Nu Genea. Mai Mamma and Questo corpo by La Rappresentante di Lista. Amara and Malamore by Enzo Carella. Tattica by Fulminacci. Rights by Anica. Esplodigodi by Elasi. Oh No and Free Woman by Marina. There are actually so many, I 100% love music and explore different artists, in particular emergents one.

favorite instrument: piano (which actually I started to learn at 11 but at 13 I get tired and stopped, maybe this is one of the very few regrets that I have), violin and trumpets. I grew up around many parents who love classical music and I’m a sucker for “triumphal” and elegiac compositions.

aesthetic: I like to think that I’m not the type of person that have an aethethic, considering that irl I love to dress well but with a basic style (good fabric and ethical consume >>> everything else) and for the other parts I’m a pretty frugal person (a part from fragances, I love perfumes), but in general on a more artistic sense I’m into symolist/surrealist art and culture, I enjoy design and contemporary art (aside the performative field), I enjoy read a lot of newspaper and watch movies, I love dark/deep colours so maybe... dark academia but without the elitism and an added love for economics/social subject? I think that it could be all summarized in: art (and lit + philosphy) hoe.

favorite author: I have so many! Italian literature: Buzzati, Calvino, Sciascia, Pirandello, Moravia, Ortese, Serao. Other lit: Bulgakov, Anais Nin, Nabokov, Lorca, Borges, Thomas Mann, Ibsen, Isabel Allende. I’m very much into magical realism.

random fun fact: idk? For a year now I suffer of (occasional) hypertension and gastroesophageal reflux, the two things are correlated to stress, but the only problem is that when I feel the effects I grow more stressed. I love archery and standup paddleboarding (SUP). I've already written it above, but I love fragrances. Every time I manage to achieve a goal, I buy miself a piece of jewelry (my favourite brands are Pdpaola and Aleyole, but sometimes I enjoy search more underground and rising/ethical brands, like Ilaria Speranza). My favourite colours are red, gold, black, dark purple. My favourite languages are french, portuguese, russian and modern greek.

If somebody else want, I tag: @haljathefangirlcat @delistravaganza @serenataestiva @fatherramiro @acquaporina @verdiesque 

[icarusthelunarguard]

This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter. Better yet! Check out “Heart of the Game, Fredonia” and see if they can sell you those D12’s with the symbols on them. Tell them “Shujin Tribble” sentcha. And “Hail, Hail, Fredonia!” Home of the Blue Devil!

It’s been a while since the last time we just let the music play and be inspired… So that's what we’ve done. Time to get back to our roots, hit SHUFFLE on the Big Box of Music, and see what the brain comes up with. And for the record; 100% Stone Cold Sober coming up with these, as always.

Aries 

Not the first song to play, but the second one. Yours is an OLD Amiga ModTracker song called, “Cortouchka” released in 1992… Maybe. The dates on fan-produced music from that era are kinda hard to come by, seeing as how the only way to spread your stuff was via Bulletin Board Systems, shareware disks, or CD compilations on magazines. So This Week… Most of what you learned is old and outdated, but it’s still entertaining. Don’t think you’re down and out. You’re just the best kind of retro!

Taurus 

Really showing everyone up this week, Taurus. Your recording is, arguably, the BEST version, even if it’s a cover. You’ve gotten Vivaldi’s “Spring” as performed by the Budapest String Orchestra. You’re gunna tell everyone you don’t really like this song, that you don’t even know it. We know that’s a lie. So This Week… The song is almost ten and-a-half minutes long. It’s perfect for your drive home from work each day. Turn off the podcast and put on some classical music to de-stress.

Gemini  

Speaking of covers, your song coming up is a classic! Originally by The Turtles, we’re listening to “Happy Together” by… and I can’t believe this is true… Weezer, off the “Teal Album” album. You might want to check out that record since it’s just ten tracks of all cover songs. So This Week… Not ALL of those covers are this good, but this is a pretty good modernized perk-me-up tune just ready for you to wake up in the morning for. It’s better than their cover of “Rosanna” by Toto, so keep that in mind. 

Cancer Moon-Child 

It’s hard to believe, but “Our House” from Madness is up for you. Clocking in from 1982 its genre is considered Nu-Wave, Pop, and Ska, but what a wild sound! It’s not just the typical rock & ska band, but there’s what sounds like a Disco Orchestra behind them with strings a-plenty. So This Week… Give yourself a self-pamper stay-cation at night after dinner. Pop some corn and watch some comfort TV. You don’t need to carry workplace stress with you all week.

Leo 

You’re at the other end of the spectrum Leo. Vicki Sue Robinson’s Hi Energy hit, “Turn The Beat Around” is just what the doctor ordered, almost literally. You need to find a pace to exercise to, and this is gunna do you well. We’re not looking to trim you down for a swimsuit body, but just to give you more activity in general. So This Week… Get your bike to a shop and give it a much-needed tune-up so you can pedal to the beat. …what? You thought we were going to say you should jog at that pace? Oh PLEASE! We know you better than that. 

Virgo 

Now YOU get a song that you can strut-walk to! “Sooner or Later” by The Grass Roots gives you an upbeat pace if you’re stepping on the Ones, a Boogie Strutt if you stick to One and Three, OR… and you’re only allowed to do this one if you have the song playing so others can hear it. Double-Step Left Foot One and Two, then Double-Step Right on Three and Four. It’ll look clunky as hell, but once everyone can hear WHY you’re Moovin’ ‘n’ Groovin’, they might even join in with you. So This Week… open your shirt half-way to your navel and let your chest hair fly in the breeze!

Libra

You say you want a revolution. Well… You know. We all want to change the world. But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out. So This Week… Look, if we gave you any more than that, some sue-happy copyright lawyer’s serve us with a Cease and Desist letter and we’re not risking that for you. But at least it's gonna be alright. So, uhh… Stay in school and eat your vegetables, kids.

Scorpio 

We’re not sure to be amused or embarrassed for you or ourselves for this song. In 1990 the cast of The Simpsons made an album and your song from that album is… (*SIGH!*) “Do The Bartman”. Honestly without the video as reference framework it’s just a dated piece of pop-culture nostalgia. So This Week… it’s OK to let some parts of your past go. Some parts deserve to be dropped by the side of the road, emotionally speaking.

Sagittarius 

Just so we’re clear here, this is the song title and nothing more, ok? “I Wanna Be Loved By You” sung by Helen Kane. You might not recognize the song by title or the performer, but what if we told you it was Betty Boop’s signature song? Now you remember it, right? Amazing how that works, right? Bet there are long-passed family members that had songs they used to sing for you when you were a kid. So This Week… Try to remember what those songs were and enjoy some wonderful memories from when Yoo-Hoo was a food group for you.

Capricorn 

Looks like that whole “Watch A Movie” idea finally caught up with us. You’re getting the Techno song “Rinzler” by Daft Punk from TRON Legacy. We’re not likely to get a finale to the TRON movie franchise, a second season of the TRON cartoon won’t happen, so you need the trifecta of series disappointment. So This Week… There’s heavy thunderstorms coming. Get a blanket, make popcorn and binge watch REBOOT until Megabyte says the words, “...prepare yourselves for The Hunt!” And just feel bad at what we never got. 

Aquarius 

One more cartoon song, and it's educational, too! “Yakko’s World” from Animaniacs as sung by Rob Paulson aka Yakko Warner. The part that some never realize is that the announcer at the very beginning is ALSO Rob. So there’s, literally, nobody but him in that song. And that typifies your normal personality. (*Small Pause*) That isn’t a compliment. So This Week… You don’t have to handle everything in your life. It’s OK to ask for help. Just try to do it before you get overwhelmed, Hmm?

Pisces  

You’re not exactly a fan of Old School Rap, but here we are. Your song is “Peter Piper” by Run-D.M.C. and the opening is killer! They’re trading off words with perfect timing to recite parts of nursery rhyme parts before they finally do actual “proper” rap performing. They were SO GOOD at what they did back in the day. So This Week… You’re gunna get back into shape the only way that’s worth a damn. Buy an Old School Boom Box that uses 8 D-Sized Batteries and carry it around an hour a day. You’ll either get buff or bend your clavicle. GOOD LUCK!

And THOSE are your Horrible-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know - or check out the Ko-Fi page ( https://ko-fi.com/icarusthelunarguard )! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, and BLUESKY.