#now see if it were me in his place

[hiemaldesirae]

Lucifer: "I miss my wife too, but you don't see me killing people and eating them..."

Alastor: "Technically I ate him while he still alive. He tastes better that way. If he's dead and then I eat him, he taste downright awful."

Lucifer: "Not my point. You're never going to get your wife back by killing her boyfriend. You need to, I don't know. But obviously something. Maybe cuddle her? Lilith loved cuddling."

____

Vox: "What, exactly did you do to make Alastor mad?"

Valentino: "Nothing!"

Velvette: "Liar! You blatantly told Alastor that Vox loved Hannibal's gumbo far better then Alastor's own...and you would have said more had Will not shot you a look."

Vox: "I think you deserved to be eaten. And if Hannibal comes after you, you'll deserve it too. Now excuse me, I have to send Alastor medicine for his stomach--you probably made him sick, and we have an Overlords meeting coming up."

dawe als the original wifeguy. hes not doing a very good job at it but like he's trying his best to win his wife back!! let him cook! or, wait, shit is that valentino on the fucking grill-

I FUCKIGN FORGOT LUCIFER WAS DIVORECD TOO AGWHHAHAHA u guys need to stop sending me funny asks while im drinking tea it keeps getting all over my table

>wife's boyfriend IM SOBBIGN all i can imagine is that one meme where its like 'this is my wife vox and this is his boyfriend valentino. i ate his bf once and not in the sex way'

is hannibal also from louisiana? this is a genuine q btw idk any of the show lore.... also vox sending al medicine even though theyre bitterly divorced. oh my god theyre soooo sweet i think theyre so silly. he ships over like a whole bunch of those warming pads and painkillers + tumtums and like pillows and pjs and al shows up at the overlords meeting looking like a sick victorian child just to get vox to feel even worse for him HAHAHA

[cyancees]

long time no dnd dump

[cent-scratchnsniff]

tie tying doodles w ramblings on it in tags

[spaghett-onaplate]

kinda wish this one guy was gay

[ratatatastic]

quite honestly we should have a canadian whos sole job it is to make a finn giggle do pressers together more often just for the chaos

if i had a nickle for everytime this happened id have two nickles which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

2024 nhl global series finland game 1 postgame interview | 11.1.24 (x)

[sometimeswritingsometimesdying]

i've had a vision of aiden and black magic by little mix and now i'm knee deep in a modern magic au where aiden sells cheesy love potions by being hot (it's a scam)

[spotaus]

Posting this pre-emptively since I might doodle in the meantime- Happy new years eve y'all!

And my shenanigans? The ones I mentioned? Got my hair dyed! N is going to need a new upgrade in her aesthetic in the coming year and I'm going to enjoy my new vibes <3

[abluehappyface]

In the event that the rumors of cheating aren't enough, and things are really going to be like this, consider this a warning. The censorship that may unfold because of this has prompted me to attempt to figure out to download a blog and... leave. I don't plan on leaving right away, but in the event that I have to just know that I loved you. The mutuals I talked to every day, the mutuals I saw only once a year, the ones I shared fandoms with, and the ones I didn't. I loved all of you. In the event that I'm forced to flee this hellsite of a home and I never see you again, know that I loved you. Know that I will think of you. Know that your life has made a positive impact on me. I wouldn't be the person I am now without this place and without you. Know that I'll miss you. I will never forget you. In the event that this blog becomes inactive, promise me you won't miss me because I'm gone, but because of all the happy memories we created. I'm not going to leave this site right now, but don't be surprised if I do. If I leave it is an act of self preservation. In the event this is goodbye, I truly hope we somehow meet again.

-Bluey

[afterlife-2004]

Reminds me of “The World Was Wide Enough”, a song from the musical, Hamilton!

[bittersweetresilience]

say hi to me i don't know, i just remembered being so much brighter, i guess

cigarette ash like wildfire burning holes in the nighttime open scars feel like barbed wire white lies flying high like a ceasefire dropping flags on the shoreline this is as far as i can feel right 'cause what you don't know can haunt you

and all we ever wanted was sunlight and honesty highlights to want to repeat let's get away from here and live like the movies do i won't mind when it's over at least i didn't think for a while

don't drag it out living like that doesn't mean a thing

so let's, make a great escape and i'll be waiting outside for the getaway it doesn't matter who we are we'll keep running through the dark and all we'll ever need is another day we can slow down 'cause tomorrow is a mile away and live like shooting stars 'cause happy endings hardest to fake

and i wanna let you know i wanna let you go but i just can't bring myself to speak but this is how it goes the end credits, they roll this bridge was built over kerosene but we can watch it and all i ever wanted was sunlight and honesty highlights to want to repeat let's get away from here and live like the movies do i won't mind when it's over at least i didn't think

so let's run, make a great escape and i'll be waiting outside for the getaway it doesn't matter who we are we'll keep running through the dark and all we'll ever need is another day we can slow down 'cause tomorrow is a mile away and live like shooting stars you can wish away forever but you'll never find a thing like today

[dizzyrobinsims]

Just watched Nimona

The fact this movie never got a theater release because of Blue Sky's closure and Disney deciding to nix it once acquired will forever break my heart holy shit.

Like up front it is BEAUTIFULLY animated, the writing is tight as hell, the story is genuinely moving and amazing. By that alone it deserved to be in theaters.

*deep breath*

But BOY HOWDY am I SALTY AS FUCK that a animated movie that is accessible to kids, especially queer kids, got knocked out of the process to reach theaters when

IT JUST CASUALLY HAS A INTERRACIAL GAY COUPLE WITH A (metaphorically) ADOPTED (literally) TRANS CHILD AS THE 3 MAIN CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE THE FUCKING HELL WE COULD'VE HAD ALL THIS PERFECTLY DONE QUEER MEDIA ON THE BIG SCREEN AS A COHERENT AMAZING STORY FUC-

[mettywiththenotes]

It's weird how Hawks went straight from "Dabi" to "Touya", like they are on a first name basis or something. Like I know the whole analysis of it is probably that using his real name is to show that he sees him as more than a villain now because of Dabi's ties with Endeavor

But I'm just thinking, specifically, what does this mean for if Dabi and Hawks ever interact again? Is Hawks just going to call him Touya now?

[mossterunderthebed]

[veththeebrave]

Does anyone else ever think about the "when i met him he was a scared little boy in a jail cell" part of the he's my boy speech. I don't need him he needs me because I am his foundation. He was nothing before he met me. I built him from the ground up and will be damned if anybody gets in the way of his growth. I love the mix of possessiveness and pride throughout that whole speech.

[thebigqueer]

i think the biggest reason im so bitter about the lotus casino scene is because while i understand why the changes were made, there was something so inherently child-like in the way the trio acted in the books that i feel like just wasnt allowed to be present in the show. they were immediately enamored by the games in the book, and thats what made them so relatable and fun to read. it makes sense for the show that grover and annabeth know immediately what's happening and know that the lotus casino is a trap considering their knowledge of the greek myths but i feel like that change takes away from them feeling like actual kids, which was one of the main things the show intended to hit. i feel like im seeing this in other points of the show too - they dont feel like kids, they just feel like kids' bodies. and yeah okay maybe being a demigod "makes you age fast" but there was always a sense of childishness in the books even with that fact that just isnt in the show.

[ahalliance]

how do i turn qantoine’s spontaneous marriage proposal to qetoiles into evidence of his early-days fear of qfrench drifing away and keeping secrets from one another