#now i wont ever be out of pasta

[david-bearman]

when you offhandedly say you like something to your parents and they immedaitely buy seven sdfkjadskfjh like ok thanks mom <3 <3

[the-acid-pear]

Mentioned my little brother mentioned my mother mentioned my ptsd diagnosis and I got so stressed my eyes started burning and I had to take a pill LMAO

[millyondollarbaby]

Could you make Yandere Neighbor, Yandere Creep x reader who is also perverted and does everything to provoke the yanderes?

I’m assuming you want hcs/story for both so here we go because I am lowkey(literally) a nonchalant provoker- Not Proofread

𝐘𝐀𝐍!𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐀𝐍!𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

The Neighbor: Being the good neighbor we are(I mean temptress, seductress WITCH) we can clearly see his peculiar interest in us and are absolutely thrilled to play with him.

It starts small, a gentle smile and a wave if we see him outside, a quick acknowledgment. But as time goes on we want to test him- we go outside more, we keep a close eye to see if there is a hole in the blinds, and we notice he appears to always be outside when we are. He isn't exactly easy to ignore.

We utilize this knowledge: We garden more, exercise outside more, swim more. Imagine how ruffled his feathers get when he notices us in our summer bikinis taking a dip in our pool. His eyes almost pop out of his head, he's feeling... achy in a way he hasn't ever felt before. He can feel his heartbeat in his co-

Personally, I'm a sweetie pie and love to bake so let's be a good neighbor and bring him some of our baked goods! We make sure the packing is cute, paper boxes with bows on them and cute labels attached. We make sure we are wearing something homely but hot. A pair of jeans with a clean long-sleeved shirt, maybe blue or gray with the chest cut low revealing the tops of our breasts.

We stroll over to his house carrying his gifts. We knock on the door(or press the door bell), straighten up our spine, and perk out our breasts. Show time.

A moment later the door opens, the moment he sees us his eyes widen and his lips slightly purse. We smile "Hey neighbor, sorry to bother you but I was baking and had a bunch of extras I didn't want to waste." We say smiling holding up the boxes. "So I thought I would just bring some over here- hope you don't mind?"

He looks down on the boxes: Cookies, brownies, pastries. He looks like an owl. "I-I. That looks like a lot." is all he can manage to slip out. YOU'RE HERE! AT HIS HOUSE, AT HIS DOOR- GIVING HIM FOOD YOU MADE! He feels like he might throw up and potentially pass out. He lightly clears his throat feigning love sickness. We smile again sheepishly, " Yeah I can get carried away, I always like to have a stocked house. I figured your a big guy I'm sure they wont hurt," we say as we hand him the boxes. He looks to the boxes again and back to you- holy shit. He didn't even notice what we were wearing before. "Well enjoy them, let me now what you think." We say as we smile for the final time and begin to walk away. He is totally going to do despicable things with those treats.

𝐘𝐀𝐍!𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

This might have to be structured in more of a school setting but we'll see.

We noticed him from the begining, how could we not? He’s tall, gives off the vibe of a creepy pasta character, and is always around. We don’t really mind though. We actually think he’s kinda…cute.

We decide to give him some crumbs of attention here and there. Maybe we’re a teachers assistant so we either A. Work in the library and he comes in to return a book. We smile at him and turn away. B. We deliver papers to a class and make sure to say his name glancing at him for a second longer than others. He notices, of course.

We see him around campus and always make sure to send him a glance and maybe a smile. Giving off an air of subtle seduction. He feels it and it turns his gears. He sits and thinks about it all day. If he is really truly desperate he might have to make a detour to the restroom to pull one out before class- if he makes it to the restroom. He might have to cover a wet spot for a couple periods.

If you give him subtle attention he’ll take that as an invitation to show up more, even having the confidence to stammer out something once in a while: “H-Hi um… can I get this?” He’s cute like a stray skin walker in the forest.

[marlenesluv]

charles + gf living together in monaco (hc)

note: saw charles’ story of him playing piano this morning (feb. 10) and felt the need to make this bc my mind spiraled. (this led to more than i expected, maybe marriage. tf is wrong with me) also i wrote the “he won monaco” bit in february 😭 imma say i manifested that.

pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings: none

head-cannon: yours and charles’ lives after moving in together in monaco.

۵ after dating for about three years, charles proposed the idea of you guys moving in together. the two of you decided on buying a new house in monaco instead of picking between the two of yours.

۵ if you thought living together would be a bad idea, you’d be wrong.

۵ it was the best idea you guys had ever had.

۵ no more ‘can you come over?’ texts at 2am because one of you couldn’t sleep. no more keeping clothes in his closest and some of his in yours. no. everything was perfect now.

۵ you shared a bedroom, a space, a closet, and a home.

۵ when you woke up in the morning, you occasionally would wake to charles playing the piano. a beautiful sound that you thought angels would come down from heaven to hear.

۵ you’d sneak up behind him and kiss his cheek as you sat beside him and played for a while with him.

۵ when you met charles, you didn’t know anything about pianos. but after three years, he’s taught you everything and you enjoy the hobby more than a lot of things.

۵ piano became a staple in your daily routines. at least an hour everyday, you sat down at the piano and practiced.

۵ which usually ended with charles behind you, kissing your neck as you giggled, pushing him off, “charles! i’m practicing, stop that.”

۵ maybe you guys even came out with a song on his spotify. a little duet on the piano, which everyone loved.

۵ grocery shopping was always fun. you insisted that charles didn’t need to go, he was busy after all. but he would never miss it.

۵ he probably will grab to the most unhealthy things and you’re just like, “wont your trainer be mad…?” and he just shrugs and throws the cereal into the cart.

۵ you and kika are bestfriends. obviously.

۵ since your boyfriend’s hangout all the time, you guys started talking and hanging out together and leaving the guys to train.

۵ since you and kika became so close, pierre and charles shared a jet more often.

۵ races were even more fun with you had another girl to talk to. sure, you were friends with the other girls, but you and kika had a connection.

۵ and you had always gone to the family dinners.

۵ pascale saw you as one of her own, she knew you and charles were meant for each other.

۵ and arthur and enzo knew that too.

۵ of course, they all expected charles to propose, which after a while, he told them he would eventually.

۵ but before that, you told kika how much you wanted to get married, and she kept telling you, “just wait, i’m sure he will soon.”

۵ and yeah, maybe pierre told kika that charles was planning to purpose after monaco this year.

۵ and he won monaco. he won at his home.

۵ and he proposed to you on that podium, asking you up there to celebrate, and he got down on one knee.

۵ sobbing, of course you said yes. which fans loved and his friends cheered, kika recording the whole thing.

۵ the wedding was gorgeous, and the honeymoon was incredible.

۵ but you both looked forward to going back home.

۵ you yearned for your simple routine.

۵ and, of course, charles threw out the idea of christening the house now that you were officially married.

۵ and christen you did.

۵ the bedroom, the sofa, the shower, the island, the kitchen table, the balcony, the guest bedrooms, and his new ferrari.

۵ anyways….

۵ you also tried to reach charles how to cook.

۵ he burnt the cookies, let the pasta boil over, served raw burgers, and made the scrambled eggs smoke.

۵ so you quickly took over the home cooked meals.

۵ the two of you loved living together, but it was even better as a married couple.

[voidangxls]

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Slow Dancing ʚ♡ɞ

╰┈➤ a part of my valentines special!

pairings(s)- John B Routledge x reader

Summary- Slow dancing with your shockingly romantic boyfriend on Valentine’s Day

category- fluff

warnings- kissing, mentions of Big John, not proofread

word count: 1107

masterlist; valentines special; outer banks masterlist

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It was Valentine’s day and you were spending it with your favorite person. You and your boyfriend John B had been together for almost a year and neither of you have ever been happier.

For Valentine’s day the two of you agreed that you both would work together to plan the date instead of one of you taking complete control of the day spent together.

You had taken care of food while John B chose where the two of you would be going. You had gotten takeout pasta as well as some breadsticks and now you just had to wait and see what John B had planned.

You had just gotten home when a text from your boyfriend comes through your phone. ‘I’m here. I’m gonna walk in’ the text read.

The sound of your back door opening catches your attention, you look over and spot your boyfriend walking towards you with his usual boyish smile. You meet him halfway the both of you embracing each other into your arms. He then gives you a quick peck and speaks up “come on” he tells you excitedly. He walks around your body, coming behind you and wrapping his hands around your eyes.

“I don’t want to run into anything” you laugh as John B walks you. His arms were gently around your shoulders while his hands cover your eyes from seeing.

“I wont let you run into anything, promise” John B whispers into your ears. You then feel the breeze of fresh air hit you gently along with the sound of a door closing.

Your boyfriend continues to walk you forward, the two of you smiling against your own will. The two of you then come to a stop and John B whispers into your ear “3..2..1…” and he uncovers your eyes. When he does so you are met with a beautiful view.

Your boyfriend John B had decorated the HMS Pogue, his boat with flowers, rose petals, and fake candles. You let out a small gasp and quickly turn around to John B who looked nervous, looking at you with a nervous smile and wringing out his hands. “John B” you whisper, reaching your hands out you bring his face into your hands and lean up to give him a long kiss. “this is beautiful” you whisper emotionally as you guys pull away.

He leans his face into yours, your noses gently hitting each other “i’m really glad you like it” he tells you, squeezing your hips beneath his hold.

“I love it” you respond. John B leans forward and gives you a quick peck on the lips before letting you go and walking the two of you towards the boat. He helps you onto the boat like the gentleman he is and then begins to drive the boat, making his way to a more reserved and private spot away from houses.

Once John B arrived in a spot and stopped the boat the two of you got situated comfortably and started eating your food. “almost forgot” He murmurs, hooking his phone up to the boat and playing the playlist of your relationship.

You let out a small giggle and then the two of you continue to eat your food with music playing in the background and having small conversation. No one had ever done something this romantic and cute for you ever, John B was your first real boyfriend and it has been the best experience ever. The two of you fit each other like two halves of a circle. Both of you were done with your food and were now leaning against each other and talking about anything and everything.

As the two of you were talking a song comes on, interrupting both of your thoughts. ‘Lover’ by Taylor Swift started playing through his phone.

The two of you had known each other before you guys started dating, the Outer Banks wasn’t huge so everyone knew of everyone and that included the two of you. But when the two of you first met it was inside of a store. You were both looking for something and you both went to turn a corner and bumped into each other. As soon as you started speaking to him you knew that you wanted him and John B says the same. As soon as he saw you up close he was stunned by your beauty, you were truly the most gorgeous person he’s ever seen and he wanted to get to know you even more. Thank god you guys did because you wouldn’t be here in this very moment but that day you guys ran into each other this song was playing on the speakers of the store, neither of you have forgotten that moment and you didn’t think you ever would.

John B gets up from his sat position and holds his hand out to you “come on” he says softly. When your hands locks into his he pulls you up from your sitting position and pulls you into his arms, cradling you.

The two of you then begin to sway back and forth, your hands locked around his neck and his securing your waist. John B was secretly a swiftie, but don’t tell his friends that.

Underneath the light of the almost set sun, the stare in the dark sky and fake candles the two of you sway and look into each other’s eyes with only love and happiness beneath them.

“I love you” you whisper

“I love you more” John B says back quietly

It was silent for a moment “I wish my dad could have met you and seen how in love I am, he would have loved you” he speaks quietly, though the conversation wasn’t necessarily sad like it usually was when talking about his dad, this time is was more reminiscent and honest.

“I wish I could have to, Im sure I would have loved him.” You respond back, just as quietly

“your the best thing thats ever happened to me” John B tells you with a shocked scoff, leaning his forehead against yours

“same here” you whisper, closing your eyes for a moment.

The end of Lover begins, Taylors voice sings through the speaker of his boat and John B spins you out of his arms.

‘Darling, you’re my, my, my, my Lover’

With each ‘my’ that Taylor sings John B spins you and at the word ‘lover’ he spins you back into his arms and dips you, leaning his body down with yours and kissing you.

This would become a tradition for all of the Valentines to come.

a/n: I think this one is cute. @mirellef2001 Happy Birthday!!!🎂🎊 I hope you enjoyed this and I hope you have a great day!!

[ilovechuuy4]

⋆ˊˎ-•̩̩͙-　*̩̩̥͙ 200 Follower Special !! 9/7 - ??? (Requests open)

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Hai! Im Eli the creator of ilovechuuy4!! First off i wanted to say thank yall SOO MUCH FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!!! I wasn’t ever really big on writing it was always; “I’ll read this book and put it away” I never thought about writing fanfics for anyones joy / comfort etc etc. But if i had to say, i truly wouldn’t ever be writing if it wasn’t for @luvfy0dor . They are so super duper supportive and are always around / up to proofread my fanfics and creator all my banners and boarder. This is just a small thank you for all the stuff you’ve done for me. Back to the main point, i just wanted to thank all of y’all for supporting me even if it’s just silly fanfics filled with fictional character we all love. But again, THANK Y’ALL SO SO MUCH FOR 200 NOW PLEASE REQUEST, SIT BACK AND ENJOY MY 200 FOLLOWER SPECIAL !!!

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- No incestuous / stepsect / selfcest related topics

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Main Prompts ; Tropes !

- Bully x Nerd

- Soulmates

- Drunken Confessions

- Coffee Shop AU

- Rivals > Lovers

- There was only 1 bed

- Omegeverse (?)

- Vampire x Feeder > Lovers

- Fake Dating

- Royalty AU

- Friends > Lovers

- Friends w Benefits

- Love @ 1st sight

- Forbidden Romance

- Cowboys / Cowgirls

- V!rgin (?)

- Modern AU

Side prompts / add-ins

- Cuddling

- Baking 2gether

- breakfast in bed

- bathing 2gether

- lazy make outs

- slow dancing in the living room

*ೃ༄ Fandoms I’ll Write For

Bungoū Stray Dogs

Most confident 2 least :

Chuuya, Dazai, Fyodor, Akutagaws, Sigma, Nikolai, Atsushi, Kunikida, Yosano, Ango, Oda, Fukuzawa, Bram, Lovecraft

Genshin Impact

Keaya, Diluc, Zhongli, Tartaglia, Xianyun, Scaramouche, Raiden Shogun, Yae Miko, Kaveh, Alhaitham, Wriothesley, Neuvillettee, Arlecchino, Kinich

Honkai Star-Rail

Dan Heng, Blade, Dr. Ratio, Kafka, Jingliu, Caelus, Stella, Aventurine, Himeko, Gepard, Black Swan, Acheron, Argenti, Fu Xuan, Gallagher, Boothill

Creep Pasta

Jeff The Killer, Ticci Toby, Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack, Masky, Hoodie, Slenderman, Clockwork, Nina the Killer, Jane the Killer, Jason the Toy Maker

Death Note

L Lawliet, Light, Misa, Mello

A/n: IK THIS IS LIKE RLLY BIG AND THERE IS ALOT TO CHOOSE BUT PLEASE EVERYONE FEEL FREE TO DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU PLEASE IN THE EVEN JUST MAKE SURE TO READ THE RULES, HAVE FUN!!

[balkanradfem]

click to read about me complaining about casual misogyny

So the male who lives in the house where I'm taking care of a woman with broken bones, started micromanaging me to affirm his control and authority over the household. it's extremely uncomfortable, as he's always looking at me and everything I do, just waiting for me to make a slight mistake, move a little too slowly, or not do something the way he thinks it should be done. Then he's immediately on it, telling me how I need to be doing it, sometimes when I'm already doing, or have done, what he's instructing me to do. It's often things he's never done himself, and has no idea how they should be done.

I had to put a stop to this when he started mansplaining to me how I need to be eating my pasta. I interrupted him in the middle of his rant and said 'Hey, I have an idea', he looked at me, affronted. 'How about I eat my food the way I want to?' He looked down angrily, and said 'Fine, but you're torturing yourself'.

A few seconds later, he also tried to force his wife to eat differently, and she snapped 'Like ___ said, let me eat my food the way I want to!'

And this was too much for the poor male, who has completely lost control over the household in that moment. 'You can't say anything to you two! Nobody can talk to you people!' he exclaimed in pain and rage, and then proceeded to give us the silent treatment. I chatted with him conversationally 'We're talking to you right now, but you don't like it, do you? It hurts your little feelings if we're not doing things your way, so sad for you'. Which only made him more mad, and in retaliation, he gave us the silent treatment. He didn't want to confirm if he wanted some wine with his meal or not. His wife asked him repeatedly, and already told me to bring it. He pretended not to see/hear us, and then I said 'See, you can't tell him anything', at which he suddenly snapped back into communication, and confirmed he did indeed, want wine.

He's been holding back his comments a bit more since then.

However, he's not the only problem! There's a frequent guest in the house, who comes there specifically to drink alcohol. I'm the help in the household, so I'm told every time, to bring him a glass. If I don't manage to escape the room quickly enough, I get nasty comments. One time I was sitting and politely ignoring him, when he prompted me to drink with him. I ignored him, and looked away, but he persisted and kept pestering me. I looked to the woman for help, but she didn't realize I was getting harassed, so I just waved my head and hoped to be left alone.

In the past, I would say 'I don't drink', but this did not help me at all, as the male would go 'aw come on, it wont hurt you, why not, don't be a killjoy, have some, just for me', and it would become even worse situation; I learned it best not to give them any feedback so they don't have anything to attack.

Another day, I was made to serve him a glass, and I was immediately on my way out of the room, but not quick enough! He laughed and said 'When I own a bar, you're gonna be my best waitress', and I'm not engaging, I'm leaving the room, but he doesn't quit. 'Isn't that right? Am I not telling the truth?' he keeps pressing, until I mutter 'I don't like that' and leave.

Then I went to complain to the woman I was caring for, about his harassment, and how much I hate it. She told me in confidence that he was often degrading and arrogant to her as well, but told me not to be mad about it, as he just 'is that way'. I told her that I'm not getting mad, I just don't ever want to be in his presence, and I want nothing to do with males who act this way, I don't want to be subjected to it no matter what. I told her to give me a sign when he heads into the room, so I can hide behind the doors. She did.

Next day, she informed me that she had a chat with him, and told him to never speak to me again, other than saying 'hi', and apparently he apologized for his comments, saying 'he didn't know it would upset me'. We'll see if it works out!

I feel like I am gathering a bit of solidarity with the woman; with me around, she doesn't have to rely on the males for anything. I've proven to be able to do anything they can, without ever harassing her or making her feel bad. So it makes sense to team with me and tell them off, something she hasn't done before, probably because she was without support. The household is finally being taken over by women.

[whoslaurapalmer]

hi. I can't sleep so here's a cute lil super vague picture of my mom, and me, from when I was born 💖

this was taken september 28th, the year i was born, when I was finally able to come home from the hospital, because I was born a whole two months premature. I'm so tiny!! and my mom's smile is so big!!!!!

when I look at pictures of her I can really see. how badly she'd been doing the past few months. I knew she wasn't doing well, but when you see somebody every day, sometimes you still don't always see-see it, you know? anyway this is how I want to remember her. not sick. but cute and precious and with her big smile, and with me. (even if this week I still told her she looked cute. cause she's my mom, of course she's always cute.)

she did pass away today. everybody who's been to the house has been so, so kind to me. the hospice nurse, even, was so surprised that everything happened so quickly. she thought there would be just a little more time. she gave me like three hugs, and when I told her, "I know this is part of your job, but you give great hugs." she dropped her bags and went "OH, you haven't SEEN the kind of hugs I can give." and hugged me AGAIN and said "you think I give out hugs to just anyone?? come on." which, damn. that was a squeeze. and the funeral arrangement guy who was here yesterday came back today, of course, and even he was in tears about my mom. best friend came over and we talked for hours, about my mom, about the usual everything we talk about. I got into contact with one of my high school friends just the other day, and we talked about how much my mom meant to him when we were teenagers. and I'm really happy there are people who got to meet my mom and understand how special she was and got to feel loved by her.

there's lots of people who are gonna help me with the house, and with me, and where I go now. so im trying not to be, uh, too horrified about that. our neighbors, my aunt, we actually JUST ran into someone who used to help my brother when he worked, who's now on a committee for senior and special needs housing -- she's engaged to the guy fixing my grandmother's septic tank??? what are the odds????? so. I keep telling myself that's gonna be okay. I made my brother pasta for dinner, and we ate it with our aunt, and we watched mythbusters. things are gonna be weird and not always. easy. but I'm gonna be okay. because my mom told me she knew I could do anything, so. I can be okay. And I don't always have to be, either. But I can be okay.

ive kept it together like. really well today. bc there's lots of things I have to help my aunt take care of. and while I had already been thinking a lot about like. my mom not being here. and rearranging my brain around that idea. i know it's still gotta really sink in. that she's not here. im gonna wake up tomorrow and she wont be here, waiting for me. she's not gonna be able to hold my hand when I'm upset or hug me or call me food nicknames or hang out with me. but we were really, really happy, the day after she came home from the hospital, when we talked about how much fun we've had doing things together. always together. and how we wouldn't change anything, and how we'd do it all over again. so i felt like we'd said everything we needed to to each other. I know she was so proud of me, always. and that she thought my silly bill crafts were the coolest things ever. and that I could never make her upset. and she could never make me upset either. she was so silly and so loving and so fun, and wanted more than anything to be a mom, and to be loving and caring, and she was so good at it. and I'm so happy she was my mom.

[eiightysixbaby]

tag nine people you'd like to get to know

ty for the tag @onegirlmanytales i love u

what "old person" things do you like to do?

get in bed early and read, treat cats like my literal best friends

last three books (or fics) you've read:

going with books for this cause it's easier for me to keep track of

Beach Read by Emily Henry

Happy Place by Emily Henry

A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara

and no one asked but i'm currently reading The Secret History by Donna Tartt 🤓

at a movie theater, which armrest is yours?

uhhhhhhh, whichever one someone else isn't using? idk lol

vintage or new?

i love vintage stuff but i definitely buy new more often than i like thrift and stuff. thrifting stresses me out :-(

favorite part of your daily routine?

waking up and making my iced coffee, or getting cozy in my bed at night and reading/writing/watching tv

are you scared of the dark?

it depends. i'm not so much scared of the dark as i am scared of the things my brain tells me are lurking in the dark lol

candles, essential oils, or incense?

CANDLES. i HATE incense and essential oils are ok but not my fave

favorite lyrics right now?

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY IN 50 YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED AND YOULL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND ILL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME YOULL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID AND ILL FORGET YOU BUT ILL NEVER FORGIVE THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

and also the entirety of hang in there by queen maya hawke <3

random fact/story you want to share about yourself?

i hate olives literally so much they're so gross and i wish they didn't exist if you put them in your pasta salad i hate you

no pressure tags: @etherealxwitch @littledemondani @prettyboyeddiemunson @lavendermunson @taintedcigs @likedovesinthewnd

[polyhexian]

Since Raine was a teacher I think once they have Hunter living in their home they would immediately start to notice the signs of abuse. They would probably have issues with Hunter eating the normal amount of food for a kid his age because Belos starved him and also Hunter probably wouldn’t really be a big fan of something like pasta with sauce but wouldn’t say anything because he’s too nervous to make Raine unhappy with him so he doesn’t really eat much despite being underweight.

Hunter would probably go stiff if they put a hand on his shoulder or flinch if they heard them in anyway upset with him.

Hunter would probably take all of Raine’s suggestions on what to do while in the house at orders and carry them out with military precision even if Raine just suggested they watch a cartoon on the crystal ball.

Hunter probably has a lot of nightmares too so Raine would wake up to him screaming in his sleep.

Like Raine had hunter for a short while and the whole time it’s just one terrible revelation of what a monster Belos truly was after another.

raine definitely starts off worried about what the fuck jasper wants with this minor but i mean really theres better ways to Steal A Child, it being this SPECIFIC child who is VERY difficult to steal ironically makes it less suspicious like. okay. legitimately what is your game. and also like again despite the fact raine has seen him throw this kind on his ass a hundred times, theyve also seen him fucking vaporize one of their allies for trying to kill him so like. truly. what is his game here.

and then like. once they see how truly BAD it is with hunter, the way he flinches, how DEEP the soldier persona goes, the food and the sleep and the isolation- then its like. well, fuck, i would have wanted to help him too. so 1. how did the martlet know about all this before anyone else, because he CLEARLY knew about all this before anyone else did 2. why didnt he just tell me the truth? 3. why DIDNT he just take him and run?

i think theyre putting pieces together and while they probably have multiple theories- they might not know about the grimwalker stuff yet, but they know this kid is an orphan and related to the emperor, they know he was found the day the previous golden guard died, they know the martlet has the same colour hair as hunter, they've seen it, they know hes incredibly protective of him, they know the martlet is scarred as fuck and an incredible combatant AND a high level magic user despite never using magic- once they find out hunter cant use magic without a staff? click, dude. thats probably genetic! this guy has been around about as long as the previous GG has been gone. he looks like hunter, he's protective of hunter, he never uses magic without a staff, and the second raine asks darius about the previous GG, knowing they were close, "hey, did you ever see that guy use magic without a staff?" that seals the deal dude. raine has clocked that motherfucker from a mile away.

only now like. thats a NEW concern. okay, cool! parent. got it. well that explains his intentions. but now like- wow, he HAS hit this kid a lot, even if his motivations were clearly rescuing him. can he even be TRUSTED with him? would hunter be healthy living with this guy? is he even capable of living like a normal person? he still wont take off his stupid fucking mask or tell them his stupid fucking name! and oh, fuck- if he's the previous gg, he's done some VILE shit. should they be doing something about HIM?

darius and raine im sure have a very exciting conversation putting all the jigsaw pieces together before they realize that jasper isn't dead, jasper is the martlet, jasper is a powerless witch, jasper has a son, and holy shit is that son fucked up and in dire need of help.

meanwhile jasper is like ho ho i am sooooo good at lying and secrets absolutely no one suspects anything

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

blank check for ur gold morning thoughts/predictions/etc. how are we feeling about all of this. (& how do u think it's going to end?) <3333

HI. FORGOT I HAD THIS STILL. taking my allotted break time (just started arc 29 ouahg) to finally . answer this

god. what the fuck man. how the fuck am i supposed to put my gold morning thoughts into words. this is gonna be so stream of consciousness and not organized AT ALL sorry :] btw i love that its called gold morning for one. thats so fucked. for the record i still feel so fucking vindicated that i was right all along about scion being scary i will never come down from this high of being so correct about media !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was actually just thinking abt this earlier i still think its so fucking crazy that. the slaughterhouse nine is like NOTHING now. all this time i had thought the apocalypse was gonna be some crazy rise to power for jack and instead hes just. fucking suffocating in some containment foam and his only meaningful contribution was saying some cryptic bullshit that set scion on a rampage. god. i have a lot of feelings abt that. and also the vague bonesaw redemption arc thats happening in the background (i dont want to call it that but also i cant think of the other word for that rn. only other word i can think of is domestication and thats not right either. you know what i mean)

uhhhhhhhhh okay predictions??? overall i do NOT expect worm to have a happy ending. i do still expect taylor to die at some point (shes gotten pretty fucking close a few times but god DAMN that girl is a cockroach (pun . intended)) i think a lot of people are gonna go out in a blaze of glory, specifically because that term has been used quite a few times recently... but i do think theyre going to succeed in either killing scion (probably more likely, we know the worms can be killed or. can at least DIE bc of his counterpart) or my insane person theory which is punting him back out into the cosmos and sending him to continue his cycle somewhere else. if that happens i think all the capes with (natural) powers will lose their powers, but the cauldron capes will still have theirs bc theyre like... artificial and it seemed like scion couldnt affect them as efficiently as he could capes with shards?????? idk. still DYING 2 know what happened to the corpse of the counterpart. potentially the way they send him away is by finding a way to revive it?? and then they can leave together. that seems way too happily ever after than what im expecting though. idk man im just. throwing wet pasta at the wall. if i say enough insane things perhaps i will be sort of kind of right and itll be really funny.

EXTREMELY excited bc like. i have 2 arcs left. i definitely wont finish it today like i was kind of hoping i would but im definitely gonna be. done with worm this week. what an insane thing to say. ive been reading this book since like. what. april? may?? i dont remember. either way holy shit good fucking book everyone read worm NOW. i was planning on drawing/writing some nhw this weekend but god damn i just got sucked into the worm fugue instead i NEED to know how this damn book ends dude.

[eurydicejones]

i feel like saying some things that i believe or figured out with my anorexia recovery

-adding protein to carbs goes such a long way. even if its poptarts and lunchmeat. who cares. it helps your body digest the calories and makes it last so much longer so you dont get a super hard crash.

-they are lying about "dont eat before bed" u can eat before bed. it doesnt matter. maybe dont eat until youre fucking bursting at the seams bc that wont feel great when you lay down but if u want to have a bowl of cereal before bed. go for it. im not joking that shit saved my life.

-toppings are great. toppings on ice cream. toppings on yogurt. toppings on oatmeal. i couldnt do toppings on anything else bc itd fall off but it prob works for other ppl.

-if u know ur hungry but u dont feel hungry drink some water ur probably also dehydrated and its like. the water pops the hungry barrier. and then u want food.

-mindful eating (focusing on eating when youre eating it helps with your hunger/fullness cues and like your relationship with food and eating) is so cool. but if youre having trouble getting yourself to eat its perfectly fine to do something at the same time. theres a lot of meals i wouldnt have eaten if i didnt have something going on to distract me. you can do mindful eating another time. its okay.

-food novelty is also helpful. i still have issues when i have like a meal thats all mixed up in a bowl. im just like ya thats enough for me. except for pasta and soup. but thats me i really like pasta and soup. try getting another thing in another container. like fruit or a side. like a banchan. (im not korean thats just the best word to describe various sides that ive literally ever heard)

-starving yourself is actually bad for your skin. im not trying to push beauty standards if u have acne who gives a shit. esp if you dont give a shit. but i had HORRIBLE acne for years. nothing worked. and then i recovered and i still have acne when i neglect my skincare but my baseline is much clearer. and personally that makes me happy. so if you know youre not eating enough and you have acne. could be connected.

-theres SO MANY REASONS ONE MIGHT EAT. like not in the "eat because you need to do this blah blah blah" im talking scientifically. there are many factors that play into human hunger. you god physical hunger. we know her. belly goes "hhnnnggff hungry" and we go okay here u go girl. preparation eating or whatever. you know u wont be able to get a good meal when u need it so u eat in advance. social eating. everyone is eating together. u wanna eat with them. you eat with them. its beautiful. taste eating. like a craving. you wanna eat the thing that tastes good even if ur full. do that with caution bc you might get sick. emotional eating. also do this with caution bc you might get sick. but youre sad youre angry u wanna eat something THATS FINE U CAN DO THAT YOURE ALLOWED. theres also another one where your body is like "we need this food idk how it tastes but we need it" i was never told what that is called but it was in my side of the mountain where he was like I HAVE TO EAT THIS SQUIRREL LIVER oh my god ew its disgusting and then hes like ooooohhh i need vitamin a. that also happens. so theres a lot of reasons one might want to eat. and those are cool.

-ill say this next one with the caveat of im AFAB w the uterus and the ovaries and the estrogen. like yk how m*tt w*lsh would be like "define a woman" those freaks would be talkin about me. i dont stand by them but thats my equipment. and if you have the same equipment you will very likely go through a "second puberty." i have a different menstrual cycle. it was 31 days and now is 28 and its still regulating itself. and i got my period literally uhhh almost 7 years ago. but i lost her so. and i got taller i had like three growth spurts. my chest shrank and then grew back and then grew more. my horny levels went up. normal puberty things but like round two.

-my brain is not foggy anymore. like not regularly. i can think clearly because my brain isnt starving. im not necessarily smarter i can just think faster. and thats cool.

-also i can go up stairs better.

-the only issue is that i have problems standing and walking around for long periods of time. i get really tired. i think i either need to exercise more or its just something im gonna suffer from forever. im probably gonna end up suffering forever bc truth be told. i am scared of exercising. hehe.

-im happier too. could be the antidepressants could be the food. i dont know. but its fun!!!

-heres a scary thing. you will never be prepared for how hard eating disorder recovery will be. i had anorexia but any ed. will be the hardest thing uve ever done. and i graduated high school without knowing i DESPERATELY needed disability accomodations. it requires SO MUCH self reflection and vulnerability and scary shit. eating is terrifying. thinking about why you dont wanna eat is scawwy. gaining weight is freaky. its all scary and hard but u still gotta do it. figure out why for yourself. im not gonna tell you.

-people have different eating disorders for different reasons. for like two years ppl were like "why are you ashamed of your body? why do you wanna be skinny? why dont you think youre beautiful?" and then i figured out literally one random thursday "oh i dont think i have value unless im on the brink of death." and then i was like "thats stupid." and then i gained like 35 pounds and now im here. its not always body image. and its also not always anorexia dont be a fuckass whos like "YOUR ED ISNT A REAL THING STOP LYING" stfu.

-those bmi calculators are lowkey bs. when i was starving myself to the point where i could barely stand and i lost the thigh gap i had SINCE I WAS BORN the calculator was like "ummmmm youre kinda underweight. but a little bit." fake news. and now im healthy. im at my baseline weight. cognition good organs good brain good life good energy good and i checked the bmi thing for a health assignment (didnt wanna but i had to) and it was like "youre actually like slightly overweight. not goooood." and i was like huh. bc like one im. not? and also like whocares. whocares. not i. not i sir.

-following that literally only stupidheads will care if youre fat. like if you have health issues relating to your weight or like its making your life harder. thats grounds to lose weight. thats chill bc thats a decision you make. many haters will be lying about what makes someone fat and many haters will be like u suck bc youre fat. theyre full of shit. dont listen to them they are fuckass stupidheads.

okay im gonna call it there. some of this is just about food and eating and some of it is about body image and recovery stuff. but i hope it was informative or helpful or fun and i love you and youre strong and sexy or youre ugly if u wanna be. u are an ethereal deity of a faraway land or youre like freaky lil swamp creature if thats more your vibe. im proud of you either way

okay bye much love kisses

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

i got super mad earlier bc my pasta sauce kept getting ruined and i couldnt fix it and i was yelling and threw a couple things and i scared my roommate and fuck i do not feel good!! i used to get that angry all the time and i never cared how it affected anyone besides myself and now im feeling that anger for the first time in probably a year and this is what it causes??? how the fuck did i think that was ever ok???

i should never have acted like that. not now and not before. also yes i extensively apologized to my roommate and tmrw im getting her a treat. i wont say what its for bc she'd never accept it but ill place it out in our little living area and make sure she knows she can have some.

ik we all make mistakes and G-d forgives us as long as we apologize and correct ourselves but that was not something i should've done. i cant let my anger control me like that and hurt those around me in the process. i know what kind of fear that sort of anger causes and i refuse to turn into that kind of man. I'll sure as fuck be that angry again but i absolutely refuse to scare others like that ever. i have a perfectly good car i can scream in if i want.

[elias-the-scribe]

Earthbound Stars 4/?

Escaping the Storm

so these parts keep getting longer- you can tell that i’m getting excited haha. also, this is gonna be more intense than the last few parts

Previous First Next

Rain pounded on the walls as Ori leaned on the door to their apartment. Their legs burned from running, trying to beat the storm. They made it, the storm hadn’t quite hit yet. They slid the key into the lock and slipped inside, trying to be quiet in case their mom was home and had guests. Lesca wasn’t home yet it seemed, so they just went to their room to get ready for bed. A few minutes later, the door opened.

“Ori? Are you back yet?” Lesca called from the kitchen. “I brought the mac and cheese you like!” Ori sprinted from their room to the kitchen at the mention of mac and cheese.

“I’m home! Hi Mama!”

“There you are, let’s eat this before it gets cold.”

Crack!

Thunder shook the building and the lights flickered. Lesca just sighed and handed Ori the bag with their food. “Go eat in your room, and pack a bag. If the power goes out we’ll stay with the hunters for a bit, sounds good?” Ori nodded excitedly and ran off with it, now all for themself.

The lights kept flickering, so they started packing. Some clothes, toothbrush and toothpaste, and several toys. They glanced at the umbrella Kiara gave them, now getting a better look at it. It was covered in stars and constellations. It even glowed in the dark!

“This is the coolest umbrella ever!!” Ori declared to their army of stuffed animals. The plushies, predictably, didn’t respond, as inanimate objects are wont to do.

Now that the one thing they needed to do was done, Ori plopped down and started eating the mac and cheese. It was as good as always, creamy and flavorful. All the pasta was well cooked and the sauce was smooth. This is the best mac and cheese ever!! Mama’s the best! They thought, and happily ate it all, humming a little tune.

“Ori! We’re going to leave now.” Lesca called, irritation and frustration lacing her tone, though not directed at her child. Ori grabbed their back pack and reached for the door. Pain. A sudden burning agony bloomed in Ori’s shoulder. They gasped and staggered a few steps back, tears welling up in their eyes. “Ori..? Are you ok? Do you need help?”

“I…” The pain quickly vanished, as suddenly as it came. “I’m ok!”

There was another echoing burst of thunder before the power flickered, and died. The apartment was plunged into pure darkness. Lesca swore in a language Ori didn’t know. “Ori! Come on. We need to leave now.” Ori ran out of their room.

“Ok! I’m here.” They skidded to a stop, ok… where’s mom… They turned and ran back to their room, picking up a flashlight from their room.

“Ori? Where did you go?”

“I’m getting a flashlight! I can’t see in the-” A single sharp, hard, knock echoed through the apartment, cutting Ori off.

“What now?” Lecsa growled and opened the door. “I don’t care what you’re selling-”

“We are not selling anything.” Their voice was deep, echoing, and they spoke with a snap that made Ori take a step back, their stomach twisting into knots.

“Neither am I. So have a nice day.” Something in Ori kept screaming danger danger danger run. They ignored it for now, pressed to their door and listening.

“We are here, because we sensed the presence of a Star.”

“A Star? Really? I can tell you for certain that I’m not some mythical hero.” Wait, she’s not? But she tells stories like she was there… Ori kept listening, despite everything in them wanted to run, to flee.

“But the child? You do have a child under your protection, do you not?” The silence that followed was tense. It felt like the air was thick enough to put a plate on and use it as a table.

Run, escape.

Ori went to the mirror and stared at their shoulder. There was a tiny glowing spot under the fabric.

“The kid’s father was a Star, it’s probably just that you’re sensing.” Ori couldn’t breathe. They knew the stories, of course they did. They were raised on stories about the Stars. And none of them ended well.

Through the window, onto the fire escape.

“Ma’am that’s not how this works. We need to come in, to detain them.”

“What is wrong with you?! Ori is a child!” The tiny insistent voice was starting to seem like their best option. Ori picked up their backpack and the umbrella. The storm was directly above them now. They climbed onto their dresser and, as silently as they could, opened the window. It stuck in the frame a little, so Ori had to force it.

Careful, don’t get caught

“We are coming in.”

“No! I don’t give a rat’s ass about what you or your gods want. If you want to get to Ori, you’ll have to go through me.” The dresser was starting to fall. Ori scrambled out of the window before it crashed to the ground. There was shouting now, things breaking.

“They’re escaping! Get them!” That was the last thing Ori heard from the stranger before their door was kicked open, and they ran.

Down.

Down the fire escape they fled, partially blinded by the freezing rain pouring down. Their feet slipped on the wet metal, but they made it down.

Left

They sprinted left, towards a connection point of a bunch of alleyways. They could hear footsteps behind them, so they pushed themselves to be faster. The yelling faded into the dull rush of rain.

Right, find safety there.

Ori’s mad dash hadn’t slowed when their feet skidded through a puddle, and kept sliding. Ori fell, hard, on their back. They gasped and coughed, trying to get air back into their lungs. They curled into a cold ball on the side of the alley, until a warm nose poked their cheek.

Rigel wasn’t sure where he was going, Sirius and Procyon just took off while on their night walk. He wasn’t going to chase, but a quiet voice whispered follow, and who was he to ignore the voice? They were nothing but helpful. So, now he was chasing after two dogs while it was absolutely pouring and he could practically feel the hypothermia setting in.

That’s when he saw the kid. They were curled into a tiny ball and completely soaked. Procyon wiggled her tiny body into their arms and Sirius flopped at their feet, pawing for bellyrubs. They were shivering so hard, Rigel could hear their teeth clicking together from the mouth of the alley. “Shit kid, are you ok?” They looked up, lips a worrying shade of blue.

“Uh… not really?” Yeah… he could tell.

Now that he was closer, his heart sank when he saw the pale glowing spot on their shoulder, mirroring his own. Oh stars above, did they really come after a kid? Do they not care who their target is? He remembered when they came after him, what they did when they caught him… He couldn’t let that happen to this kid.

“Would it be ok if I brought you to my home? To warm up?” How to sound like a kidnapper 101, stars I’m bad with kids. To his surprise, the kid nodded and shakily stood.

“I’m Ori, who are you?”

“I’m Rigel, these two are Sirius and Procyon.” The dogs yipped when he said their names. “So, want a piggyback ride?” Ori nodded excitedly.

After a lot of twisting, Rigel was now carrying both dogs and the kid. Evidently, his dogs hated being left out. He was impressed with himself and that he could carry all of them.

[life-with-a-4yearold]

my first post!

So I decided I would start blogging, but didn’t know where to start. Why I decided was because my life is hectic, chaotic, funny and down right stressful. I have a 4 year old child a 2.5 year old german shepherd and a partner we have a 3 bed ex council house and live in a lovely little village. All seems great ? well no… we may sound like your typical family but we have a lot of baggage our life isn’t perfect in fact far from perfect. We have our arguments we have days where we laugh non stop, there are days when all I want to do is cry and forget the world. Times are tough when you have a 4 year old who doesn’t want to listen and is so head strong that you feel like breaking down but yet shes the most caring child and loves us and her dog more then anything, like we love her. So I decided i would write about it to let people no they are not alone. I’ll tell you something, its not easy having children I only have one and find that hard. Starting from the beginning. Pregnancy was terrible, heartburn, sickness, aches and pains. I found out I just was pregnant November 2018. I had her on June 18th 2019. She starts school this year. What 4 years its been, we have moved 3 times. Our first dog died he got run over. We then got another dog his an arsehole we got him when my daughter was 1 and he was 9 weeks old. Now that was a mistake! Having a 9 week old puppy and 1 year old just walking. Now shes 4 and his nearly 3 they have both become best friends and wont leave each others side, typical german shepherd behaviour.

Days turn in to weeks in this house, I do anything for a simple life. Cant be arsed to put the washing away I wont, don’t feel like hoovering today I wont. I do everything and its ok to have a day off every now and then, we have a take away on a Saturday night so I don’t have to cook 7 times out of 10 we will have one then too. I HATE having to cook when I don’t want to. The theought of having to think of what to cook for dinner drives me crazy! And no one eats the same thing EVER roast dinner I im the only one who eats veg. my daughter will eat carrots peas and broccoli my partner don’t eat fuck all. Im fed up of doing different dinners, no what I think the dog actually eats more then what we do. No point in me even buying dog food he eats everything they leave which is pretty much the whole plate! End up doing cheesy pasta!! Fucking cheesy pasta.

Days out? Yeah all sound great until you get a screaming 4 year old because they want an ice cream which costs about £8? Since when did 99’s cost so much ? no wonder no one wants to go out anymore, we went to the zoo just to get in cost £109.98! for the FUCKING zoo!! As we was walking round you get them people that just decide to stop in the middle of the path and get in everyones fucking way and DON’T move. Finally get passed mumbling fucking idiots under your breath. Still while youre kids screaming because you’ve refused to pay £8 for a 99. Sweating because its 1000 degrees. Thinking what the fuck was I thinking. To make things worse walk past the gorillas and they are only having abit and now got to explain to a 4 year old that they are just playing, and that’s what they do. Had to buy the £8 ice cream to get her to move away from them. So not only are we sweating skint and now traumatized, we have a 4 year old that’s witnessed 2 gorllias going at it. Well that’s the only thing she did see as no other bastard animal was out!! Now were all hungry thirsty and fed up… find a nice little food shack got 2 burgers and a hot dog and shared some chips…. £36.00 sorry what ? for 2 burgers a hot dog and one portion of chips ? didn’t even get the drinks because my idiot partner forgot them!! Well glad he did would have had to taken out a second mortgage! Fucking livid at this point, in the end we walked round rest may have seen a zebra could have been a rhino, I was so hot and thirsty I don’t know what I was seeing. Gift shop on the way out why??? The DRAMA we had when we said she couldn’t have anything because it was to expensive. Dragging her out by her feet, while shes screaming she wants a monkey. LAST thing I wanted to see. FINALLY we gave in got her it and then finally got back to the car, shes strapped in and me and my partner look at each other with the look of defeat and just sigh. Drove home in silence the whole way. TRAUMATIZED by the experience. Bitch bag is in the bag seat flat out asleep clenching her new £18.00 toy that is about the size of a small banana. Excuse the pun. Ive never looked forward to getting home so much in my life. We ended up all having a bath put fresh pjs on I opened and drank 2 bottles of wine while crying lol. Ordered a kebab watched the rest of Paw patrol the movie and off we went to bed. Day over all to be done again in a couple weeks time.

To Be Continued….. one very tired and stressed mum.  

[sulieykte]

Hi lys!! I don’t think I’ve been in your inbox but I have arrived ‘dramatic stance’

How are you, cause I hope your having the best day and since you asked for distractions I have created a small list of questions that eight year olds would ask each other cause I’m bad at asking adult questions 👀 so get ready

What’s your favorite color cause I’m four and I wanna know

Favorite food

What fictional character do you relate to the most

First fictional crush you ever had

Favorite music artist

Do you prefer cats or dogs

And lastly

If you had to pick just one show to watch for the rest of your life what would it be

I hope these questions aren’t too personal but I love talking to moots and I think your awesome and cute and I wanna just kiss your face

BELLE bb you have no idea how much this made me smile. i'm grinning from ear to ear right now, giggling, kicking my feet and all that jazz.

and i love your questions bc the things i love most in life are attention and talking about myself i'm kidding i swear i'm not conceited

okay so here we go

favourite colour

i go through phases with colours and i end up with everything i own being that colour until i get over the obsession. right now it's lilac but i'm kind of getting dragged back into mint green now summer has arrived.

favourite food

similar to colours, and you'll probably notice a pattern here (neurodivergent crew wassup) i get hyperfixations with food. currently it's spinach, pesto and pine nut pasta but specifically the one that they do at morrisons bc i can't replicate it right at home no matter how hard i try.

fictional character i relate to the most

i kind of hate this, bc i've had years of people telling me i look like her and i wanted to fight it, but alex dunphy. her role in the family was very similar to mine growing up, i was the smart one (which says a lot about my family) and i had a lot of expectations put on me. i could go on and on about how much i relate to her and particularly her relationships with her family but i wont.

first fictional crush

anna paquin as rogue. i had the first x-men on vcr and i think it was concerning to my mum how much i would watch it. i remember it had a featurette and i'd watch the movie then spend forever rewinding all the way back to the featurette to get to see even more of her.

favourite musical artist

again, hyperfixations. at the moment i'm in a big taylor swift phase and i don't think it's dying out anytime soon.

cats or dogs

used to be dogs bc i had a huge sibling rivalry with my dads cats growing up and i hated them, but when i moved out and i could only have cats in my first rental, i fell in love with them. i've been fully converted to the kitty side.

and one show to watch for the rest of my life? definitely modern family. i rewatch it at least twice a year anyway.

now c'mere and give me a smooch, this was incredibly sweet and ilysm. i'm gonna be camping out in your inbox soon cutie <3