#I ALSO CANT WAIT TO START PACT AFTER THIS. GOD.
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blank check for ur gold morning thoughts/predictions/etc. how are we feeling about all of this. (& how do u think it's going to end?) <3333
HI. FORGOT I HAD THIS STILL. taking my allotted break time (just started arc 29 ouahg) to finally . answer this
god. what the fuck man. how the fuck am i supposed to put my gold morning thoughts into words. this is gonna be so stream of consciousness and not organized AT ALL sorry :] btw i love that its called gold morning for one. thats so fucked. for the record i still feel so fucking vindicated that i was right all along about scion being scary i will never come down from this high of being so correct about media !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was actually just thinking abt this earlier i still think its so fucking crazy that. the slaughterhouse nine is like NOTHING now. all this time i had thought the apocalypse was gonna be some crazy rise to power for jack and instead hes just. fucking suffocating in some containment foam and his only meaningful contribution was saying some cryptic bullshit that set scion on a rampage. god. i have a lot of feelings abt that. and also the vague bonesaw redemption arc thats happening in the background (i dont want to call it that but also i cant think of the other word for that rn. only other word i can think of is domestication and thats not right either. you know what i mean)
uhhhhhhhhh okay predictions??? overall i do NOT expect worm to have a happy ending. i do still expect taylor to die at some point (shes gotten pretty fucking close a few times but god DAMN that girl is a cockroach (pun . intended)) i think a lot of people are gonna go out in a blaze of glory, specifically because that term has been used quite a few times recently... but i do think theyre going to succeed in either killing scion (probably more likely, we know the worms can be killed or. can at least DIE bc of his counterpart) or my insane person theory which is punting him back out into the cosmos and sending him to continue his cycle somewhere else. if that happens i think all the capes with (natural) powers will lose their powers, but the cauldron capes will still have theirs bc theyre like... artificial and it seemed like scion couldnt affect them as efficiently as he could capes with shards?????? idk. still DYING 2 know what happened to the corpse of the counterpart. potentially the way they send him away is by finding a way to revive it?? and then they can leave together. that seems way too happily ever after than what im expecting though. idk man im just. throwing wet pasta at the wall. if i say enough insane things perhaps i will be sort of kind of right and itll be really funny.
EXTREMELY excited bc like. i have 2 arcs left. i definitely wont finish it today like i was kind of hoping i would but im definitely gonna be. done with worm this week. what an insane thing to say. ive been reading this book since like. what. april? may?? i dont remember. either way holy shit good fucking book everyone read worm NOW. i was planning on drawing/writing some nhw this weekend but god damn i just got sucked into the worm fugue instead i NEED to know how this damn book ends dude.
#I ALSO CANT WAIT TO START PACT AFTER THIS. GOD.#im gonna take a LITTLE bit of a break bc theres a book i borrowed from my mom earlier this summer and she wants it back#so im gonna read that before starting pact but like. oooough. damn.#so fucking excited man#asks#intertexts#wormposting#worm spoilers#reaction time
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fresh start
part nine (chapter 25) previous part • my masterlist
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Lily
Paige and the team left early yesterday morning for their game at Minnesota today. Travelling for game days, unfortunately, wasn't part of my job so Kayla, Madison, Hannah, Kelsey and I were all lounging on the couch, each tucked under a blanket, excitedly waiting for tip off.
After agreeing to go home with Paige for Thanksgiving, it was decided that I would travel there after classes finished tomorrow and Paige would pick me up from the airport. After Thanksgiving, Paige had to fly directly to the Cayman Islands for a tournament so I'd be flying back to campus alone.
Now the season had started, I had to get used to Paige being away more often, I didn't like it but it was inevitable and it just means that the time we do spend together is even more special.
"Are you all packed for Minnesota, Lils?" Madison asks me from her place at the end of the couch.
"Pretty much, just need to add the last few bits but I'll do that before I leave in the morning." I tell my roommate.
"I can't believe you're going home with your girlfriend for Thanksgiving break! Who would have thought it?" Kelsey says from beside me, leaning her head on my shoulder, "Single Sisters was extremely short lived." She laughs referring to the pact we made when we first met.
"I know! It feels weird but also right at the same time." I say thinking about my relationship with Paige and how it was never my intention to have a girlfriend again so soon but life and love works in mysterious ways and I'm so glad it worked out like this.
The conversation faded out as the game between UConn and Minnesota started and all of our attention was fully focused on the TV as familiar faces in white jerseys moved about the court.
Kayla had kindly offered to drive me to the airport to catch my flight and we had just arrived.
"Thank you for dropping me, K." I say as she pulls into departures parking.
"No worries, have a safe flight and enjoy Minnesota." She smiles her signature smile and I hug her over the console before getting out of the car.
After leaving Kayla, I immediately put my headphones on and shuffle my playlist. Controversially, I really like airports. I would always arrive earlier than necessary to ensure I didn't need to rush. I enjoyed picking out snacks for the journey and most of all, I loved knowing that I could be in my own world, listening to music, staring out of the window for the entirety of the upcoming flight.
After passing through security and buying my favourite snacks, Jolly Ranchers and Gold Fish, I just sat and patiently waited at my gate for boarding to begin.
hi pretty girl
have a safe flight, cant wait to see you
love you
hi p
boarding is just about to start
ive missed you so much
see you soon, i love you
I smiled at the text conversation between Paige and me. I felt extremely grateful for how my life had done a complete one eighty spin from a few months ago. I was happy, I had a beautiful girlfriend who loved me without reservations, I had genuine friends that supported me, I had a job that I adored and I wanted to be alive and stay alive. If I could go back at tell past Lily that, I know for a fact, she'd call bullshit.
The flight was quick, less than three hours and once we were up in the air it felt like we began our descent almost immediately.
I had collected my luggage, it wasn't big as I was only here for a few days, and was making my way through arrivals where Paige said she would be waiting.
"Oh my god." I say under my breath as Paige finally comes into view. She's stood a few feet away from me, looking as beautiful as ever. Her hair is down, tucked behind both ears and from the slight wave in it, I can tell it's been recently washed and left to dry naturally. She's dressed casually, in a grey tracksuit and Air Max 95s but it's the huge bouquet of flowers in her hand that has my jaw on the floor.
It takes a moment for Paige to register that I'm walking towards her but when she does, her face breaks out into a big grin and she takes the few strides needed to close the gap between us.
"Hi babe." I say melting into my girlfriends hug, taking in her scent that I've been deprived of the last few days.
"Hi my pretty girl. How was the flight?" Paige asks with me still in her arms.
"Super quick but I'm tired." I respond. Admittedly I'd not slept well the past few days, sleeping alone, without Paige wasn't something I was used to, so her being gone definitely felt foreign.
"You can sleep in the car. Oh and these are for you, obviously." She says handing me the bunch of flowers. They were a mix of pink and white dahlias with the odd stem of leaves, they were beautiful.
One thing about Paige, she was the best flower giver. She knew the perfect time to get them and every bouquet I've received from her and has been filled with the most pretty flowers.
Paige took my bags and I carried the flowers as I followed her to her car. She opened the passenger door for me before loading my bags into her trunk. I reached into the back seats and carefully placed my flowers down.
"Here." Paige said getting into the driver's seat handing me a blanket. Her blanket. Her favourite blanket that she slept with every night in Connecticut.
"Thank you." I say covering myself over and resting my head on the window. The blanket smelt like Paige and even though she wasn't, it felt like she was hugging me, it was comforting.
One of Paiges hands rests on my leg as the other steered the car as we began driving to her family home. My eyes fluttered shut, feeling safe and content and most of all loved beyond belief.
Paige
Having Lily here in the house I grew up in felt natural as soon as we stepped inside. My heart warmed watching her interact with my family, especially Drew.
They were currently stood side by side at the kitchen counter, sleeves rolled up to their elbows as they took it in turns pouring in various ingredients and mixing together the cake batter.
I kept my distance and just observed as the two most important people in my life bonded and got to know each other.
"Paigey actually ruined Thanksgiving last year." My little brother tells Lily and she laughs.
"Really? What did she do?"
"She said she was going to make the best cake ever and nobody was allowed to help and I didn't eat any candy all day because she said her cake was so good." Drew reminisced on last year, "And then we tried it and it was actually the worse cake ever! I had to spit it in the trash."
"Hey, it's not my fault I confused the sugar with salt." I interject, poking my brother in the side causing him to giggle and in turn fling his arms up to protect himself, but as he does a dollop of cake batter flies off the spoon and lands on Lilys face.
Once Drew realises what he's done he quickly apologises to Lily but I can't hold back my laughter.
"It's OK Drew, no harm done." Lily says with a sweet smile but when her eyes flick to me, she's glaring intensely. "Funny, Bueckers?" She asks raising her brows.
"Just a bit, yeah." I say still giggling.
"Oh OK, so you won't mind if I just," she dips her hand into the batter mixture and before I can register what she's about to do, she smears it across my cheek, "do that."
As quick as my giggles stop, Lilys and Drews start and I'm too busy focused on Lily to notice Drew also dipping his hand into the mixture before wiping in down my arm.
"Oh I get it. It's two against one." I say slightly offended my own brother would choose Lily over me but at the same time loving it because them having a good relationship means a whole lot to me.
"Drew, I think we should run." Lily says being able to read my facial expression perfectly and both of them set off running away from me but I grab the full bowl and go after them.
"I'm literally an athlete, I'm going to catch you guys." I say as I follow them.
Drew is running at full speed whilst screaming and dodging pieces of furniture so he doesn't trip and Lily isn't far behind him, also dodging furniture but laughing so much it's slowing her down.
I change my tatic and go back on myself knowing that Drew and Lily will walk or...run into me and I'm right.
"Ha! Got you!" I triumph as Drew unknowingly runs right into my path and I scoop him up with one swift movement and with my hand already covered in cake mix, I swipe it across his face.
"Lily, save me!" Drew shouts in my arms and he kicks and wriggles his body trying to get me to release him.
Lily's by our side seconds later, "Don't worry, I've got you!" She reassures and lunges for the bowl picking up the spoon and flicking it in my direction, sending mixture straight into my face.
"OK that's it!" I say adjusting Drew so he's over my shoulder and I run full speed at Lily.
She lets out a screech but she can't move fast enough so I manage to hook my free arm around her waist, "Now everyone say Paige is the best." I say gripping onto both of them.
"Paige is the best." They both mummble knowing they've been beaten.
"And Paige always wins, she never loses." I try my luck.
"OK, that's pushing it P." Lily says and she manages to wriggle out of my grasp so I place Drew down too.
"Truce?" Lily asks out stretching her hand, "Truce." I reply shaking her hand and then my brothers.
We salvage what's left of the cake batter and pour it into a tin before it goes into the oven to bake.
"OK, go clean yourself up buddy." I say to Drew and point him in the direction of the bathroom before Lily and I start to tidy the kitchen.
"He really likes you, you know?" I say to Lily as she washes dishes at the sink and I wipe down the surfaces.
"I love him." Lily says and my heart bursts, "Being an only child, I feel like I missed out on something. I wish I had siblings to have these moments with."
"You can have these moments with us. My family is your family, Lils." I say going over and standing behind her, I wrap my arms around her waist and rest my head on her shoulder, "Thank you, P. I love you." She says spinning around so we're face to face.
“I love you." I lean in and press a kiss to her lips, "Although, you're slightly sticky." I say as I pull away.
I pick up a cloth, "Come here." I motion for Lily to come over to the kitchen island, she does and I lift her up onto the counter.
I gently wipe away any left over batter residue on Lilys face and from my place inbetween her legs, I'm taken back to the night in my bathroom after the frat party.
I think about how much Lily and I have been through since then and how much my love for her has grown and I can only hope it continues that way.
"What are you thinking about beautiful?" Lily asks cupping my face with her hands.
"You. Me. Us. How much I love you and want you in my life forever."
"You've got me Paige. In everyway." She says pulling me closer and crashing her lips to mine. My hands instinctively rest on her thighs and slowly make their way up to her waist. I feel her groan into my mouth at my touch so I deepen the kiss, making it needier, sloppier. Lily's legs are around my waist and her hands are in my hair and it's a feeling I want to bottle and save for later because I know my little brother will be back in the room at any moment.
I reluctantly pull away, "Drew will be back any second." I say and right on cue the boy walks back into the kitchen.
He looks at Lily and me and the way we're positioned, Lily still perched on the counter top and me inbetween her legs, hands on her thighs and his head tilts to one side and I know he's about to say something.
"Paigey, are you going to marry Lily and have babies?" He asks full of innocence but Lily and I almost choke.
"We're still really young right now buddy." I try and answer as diplomatically as possible.
"What about when you're bigger, like mom and dad?" He continues to push the topic.
"Well, don't tell anyone," Drew nods rapidly in agreement as I speak, "but if Lily will have me, I'll happily put a ring on it and make her a mommy." I say cheekily squeezing Lilys thigh, earning a shove from her.
"Your sister is one of a kind, you know that Drew?" Lily ask jumping off the counter.
"Uh huh." Drew agrees and I smile as we all make our way into the living room to inevitably watch another cheesy holiday movie.
Lily
Paiges dad and stepmom had filled the table with the most delicious looking and smelling food I'd even seen. Thanksgiving dinner was not like this back home in Boston, in fact if my mom could avoid cooking all together, she would. I spent a lot of Thanksgivings at Emmas house and Christmases too, as a family we weren't very festive but the Bueckers were the complete opposite.
Paige was sat inbetween Drew and me with their parents opposite us, we each had a small glass of wine - Drew excluded and Paiges dad, Bob raised his glass, "It's tradition that we say something we're thankful for before dinner. Lily, as our guest, would you like to start?"
I look to Paige, slightly put on the spot but I don't know why because I know what I'm thankful for. It's easy, I don't even need to think about it. Paige sends me a small smile and a quick nod and I pick up my glass, "I'm thankful for my life right now and everyone in it. A few months ago things were very different and it was hard for me to see an end to that but going to Connecticut, changed everything. It saved my life. I wanted a fresh start and I got that. I'm thankful for all of the beautiful friends I've made, I'm thankful for the opportunities I get everyday to learn and grow and I'm especially thankful to be sat here. I'm thankful for being welcomed in your family and home as if I've always been a part of it. It truly means the world to me."
Under the table, Paiges hand squeezes my thigh in support and she leans over pressing a kiss to my cheek.
"I think that deserves a toast," Paiges stepmom says and everyone raises their glass of wine, even Drew picks up his juice, "to Lilys fresh start. May she continue to grow and blossom."
We all clink our glasses together and I have to fight back tears.
"And let it be known," Bob says, "anyone who makes my daughter as happy as you is always welcome in this family."
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PJO SEASON FINALE AHHHH
THOUGHTS. YES THOSE.
Spoilers. Duh. Book and show
Annabeth being there to witness the moment Luke tried to kill Percy is a FUCKING GAME CHANGER. To me, it says that Annabeth suspected Luke & made a plan to make both Percy and Luke think that she would be with Clarisse. When she intended to follow them and protect Percy if need be.
I’m not mad about it. It’s a big change. But it makes sense for her character. It will make her and Luke’s dynamic later in the series a little different. Maybe instead of Annabeth blindly wanting to believe that Luke is good and couldn’t possibly do evil things, it will be more nuanced. She knows he’s done horrible things. She’s seen it. But she still can’t help but remember who he used to be. She hesitates in key moments. Let’s him get away. He takes advantage of those moments and escapes. Not intentional on Annabeth’s part. She tries to be calculated. But her emotions get the better of her. I can see this working out quite nicely.
And it still allows her to be the one at the end, in heroes of Olympus, to be there, advocating for Luke. Telling Percy to give him the knife. OH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
Okay but Walker Scobell is such a good fucking Percy Jackson
Leah Jeffry Savies is such. Good fucking Annabeth Chase.
And aryan is such a good fucking Grover Underwood.
Okay but the searchers license being a literal flower?? How are you gonna convince me that Grover wouldn’t anxiously eat it like he does tin cans??
OKAY BUT ALSO I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED REWATCHING EPISODE ONE instead of episode eight and LUKE DOES THE VOICEOVER. THE ICONIC SO YOURE A HALFBLOOD SPEECH. BUT CHANGED. AND OHHH ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. THE PARALLELS ARE PARALLELING
I am so so fucking glad that we got the sword fight training scenes. We really needed them. The scene shifts of Percy fighting Ares and Percy training with Luke are spot on. And it sets up the friendship and mentorship with Luke & Percy even more. Making the betrayal so much worse. It build up perfectly.
Gods I wish we had a longer season.
Again with things being directly told to Percy. “You’re a leader among the halfbloods now,” Chiron tells him.
The bead at the end of the season when he’s leaving camp
THE PACT THE TRIO MAKES
And the fact that next year, all FOUR of them will return to that spot. Percy, Annabeth, Grover… and Thalia.
Annabeth’s hairstyle in the final scene was supers cute
The scene of Percy seeing his mom after she returns from the Underworld WAS SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS AND THEN KRONOS FUCKED IT UP. I love it. Chefs kiss.
Clarrise looked so fucking badass in her pan shot with her arms crossed. Like yeah she totally could’ve fucked some shit up with the gods
I love the beach scene with Percy v. Ares and how confused Annabeth is about the helm situation cuz she wasn’t there lmao
I kinda liked that Ares got cocky and kicked his opponent, the SoN of the FuCKinG SeA GOD into the OCEAN. Percy rolled through that little puddle and I screamed OH ITS OVER FOR YOU.
Walker’s micro expressions are fucking ICONIC AND I CANT WAIT FOR THE SCREEN RECORDS
Your honor I love them. Yes this post has devolved. No I won’t stop.
I gasped when Alecto was there at Montauk instead of Sally. But yeah. She showed up. I just forgot.
I love how Percy has just started calling people out on their shit. “You were always after the helm, weren’t you?” And telling Zeus he’s a shitty dad
OKAY BUT POSEIDON SHOWING UP TO PROTECT PERCY. I GASPED. I LOVE THIS CHANGE SO MUCH. it shows so much more compassion and gentleness of Poseidon. Yes in the books we get some glimpses. But the show isn’t holding back his favoritism.
THE PERCABETH HUG PT TWO
okay but we were robbed of more Seaweed Brain and Wise Girl quips.
I’m sure I’ll have more thoughts later on. But overall. I AM SO HAPPY WITH THIS SERIES I JUST WISH IT HAD MORE EPISODES TO GIVE THE STORY THE TIME AND DEVELOPMENT IT DESERVES.
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson disney+#pjo show spoilers#Percy Jackson and the Olympians#percy jackson show spoilers#pjo show#percy jackon and the olympians#I will die by this tag
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i would like to know about the ocs 🫴🏽
bless you
ok I have way more than just these but these are the current standouts, maybe I’ll do a part 2 tomorrow bc i cant stop talking about my silly little guys
Emmett & Marasmus: Newest oc for dnd, pact of the undead warlock. Emmett was just living his life til he ate the wrong mushroom for dinner and it revealed itself to be a god named Marasmus that wants people to praise it, so it took over poor Emmett’s body and puppeted him around, turning his hometown into a cult. Emmett broke out of his stupor and escaped after nearly feeding a spore to his brother and he’s been running ever since, his body slowly being eaten by the monster that inhabits him. Also they bicker constantly, real Beacon and Duck Newton vibes.
Emmett is truly just some guy who doesn’t deserve to have this wannabe god parasite stuck to him but that’s how these things go. He’s so sweet and ofc he loves his family bc I’m predictable and make that a trait for nearly all my ocs. I tend to avoid family drama or at least do it in a different way than most people, in that I prefer my characters to be striving to get back home or avoiding going home because they feel they don’t deserve to be a part of their family anymore, but always always always they are loved despite everything bad they’ve done/think they’ve done. I really hope the game goes long enough to see Emmett get to hug his brother again and forgive his mom for not being able to help him, he’s the only one of my ocs who’s been wronged by his family and even then its neither of their fault. God he needs a hug so bad
Salem & Erin: god this guy is so fun. Salem is a skellington who started as a rich brat that got peer pressured into a ritual that makes you immortal, 40 years later he had a heart attack, died for a second, and then started rotting alive. He spent decades alone in his big mansion haunting his own halls, bored out of his skull. Occasionally people would come thru, be terrified by him or try to kill him, but largely he was just left there. It took him years to work up the courage to enter his son’s room and reminisce about him; he was married a long time ago, but as soon as he floated the idea of having his spouse and child go through the ritual too they up and left him.
Eventually a realtor, Erin, comes to the house to sell it, and she’s the only person who isn’t scared of him. It’s the first conversation Salems had in years and they become friends, her daughter Olivia makes clothes for Salem to disguise his form and help him gain the courage to leave the house more and more. Salem lets more people into the house, especially artists he really loves art, and eventually lets people live there while he moves in with Erin and Olivia once he feels safe enough to live among people again.
Originally Erin and Salem were supposed to just be friends but ofc I started shipping them and ughhh they make me insane. They’re both divorcees and have talked at length about how they’ll never make that mistake again, but Salems been in love with Erin since the beginning. And he’s the least subtle person on the planet so ofc everyone knows, including Erin and she’s just patiently waiting for the day when Salem admits how they feel, however long it takes. I made Salem for dnd and his quest is basically to find a way to undo his immortality, but tbh every time he joins a campaign it dies soon after so I think I want to try making a comic or a series of vignettes or something for him anyway, especially since I’ve had a lot of time to think about plot hooks and stuff.
this is the only fic i have them but i really love it please clap
Tillian & Somlen: The OCs of All Time. I literally have a tattoo representing them, they mean so goddamn much to me its hard to put into words like they changed me as a person. Somlen isn’t my oc, he belongs to my dm, but the two are so tied together and influenced each other so much it all kinda blends together.
Tillian is a haunted one bard who grew up in the town of Winslow, a little prairie town that had something Wrong in the well that caused all the sounds to warp. The crops whispered, the blueberries gossiped, her mom echoed, her dad sang, her brother spoke backwards, and when Tillian herself spoke everyone would hear something different (I had a d100 list for what they would hear). After someone disappeared while doing recon inside the well, the town boarded it up and went their separate ways. When Tillian’s family went to stay with her aunt, she said hello to her cousin and instantly killed him with her voice.
She went to bard college to help get her voice back, and as the game started she was simply looking for answers to why this happened and what caused it. She meets with the group, starts adventuring, and one fight goes so bad she gets fully 3 failed death saves killed. Something picks her out of the river of death and brings her back to life, and that’s when she buys a haunted doll, a homebrew item from TAZ that takes that final death onto itself.
As the adventurers leave town, she feels her bag moving on to find oh fuck the doll is alive and its an asshole. The doll says his name is Somlen and he was cursed after he slept with the wrong person. Tillian HATES this guy at first but ah fuck, if she dies he’s going to die in her place so she has to be more careful. And as she talks to him more, she starts to warm up to him. He cheated on his girlfriend and he’s the perfect picture of the horny bard trope, but he wants to do better and become a better person.
Things happen, yadda yadda, Tillian finds out the location of the hag that cursed him and they kill her, taking the curse away but Somlen is still stuck in the doll body, they need powerful magic to get him polymorphed back to human. The group decides to go to a city but, as a lark, one of the npcs decides to try her luck to change him back and she rolls a goddamn nat 20. Somlen is human again and oh god he’s in his birthday suit. While Tillian is in total shock, the group gets him clothed, Somlen jokes around and plays it cool up until he gets back to Tillian, who just. Wordlessly takes her signature scarf, the one her dad knit for her, and wraps it around him and hugs him. And it hits them both like, they did it, he’s safe, and Somlen would do anything for her and vice versa.
They go into the city where they get a clue to visit the outskirts where Tillian’s aunts house is, except its old, like really really old, all that’s left is a hole down into the basement. And when they get in, Tillian can feel something trying to communicate with her, and she learns this place is over 2000 years old and so is she. That night, when she sleeps, she wakes up inside the well surrounded by hundreds of faces and she knows every single one of them. The thing that lives in the well tells her to bring her friends back for it, and that’s when it hits her: This thing, the Uvuuduam, has been sending her out every hundred years to go collect a group of adventurers and bring them back to feed them to this monster. It controlled her into tracking down every villager of Winslow and throwing them down into the well, including her mom and dad and brother. She is as much the thing haunting her home as this awful creature is.
She wakes up, silently collects her things, and leaves everyone behind to spare them. They catch up, ofc, but she is desperate to spare them from this fate. She offers them a anti-scrying necklace so they can leave her and be untrackable, but no one agrees to take it, they’re all in it to save her much as she begs them not to. She is absolutely broken by this revelation, but the group and especially Somlen are there to hold her together.
They send some time leveling up and preparing to go to her town, and finally the day comes when they arrive. They go into the well and face the Uvuuduam, it’s a tough fight (we had a irl sleepover to play it all the way thru), but they do it and she severs this horrible things neck as she screams, her voice finally returning to her after all these years. Everyone in the well wakes up, she reunites with her family, and (this part always makes me cry) when she sleeps that night, it’s the first restful sleep she’s had in 2000 years. She and Somlen stay behind in Winslow, finally home.
Like. They are truly everything to me. They are foils in so many ways but it just makes them stronger. Tillian is an aromantic bard, helping me realize I myself am aro, and it always gets to me that she loved so fiercely and so much and it was used as a weapon against her, that the monster knew it could depend on her to make connections strong enough to make people willing to do anything for her and therefore bring back its food. She loves too much for her own good, but she’s safe now, she’s with her family and the people she loves and god forbid anything try to take advantage of her ever again.
Also these two are just funny. Two halves of a whole idiot. Tillian is a neurotic mess at all times, Somlen is full of himself, they’re life partners and also an inseparable comedy duo. They’ve seen each other at their very worst and choose each other without hesitation over and over. They’ve both had their free will ripped from them thru curses and manipulation and they vow to break the hold others have on them, they would tear the world in half if the other asked. And just. Tillian wants nothing more than to return home while Somlen runs as far away from his past as possible, but he finds a home in her and he helps her win back hers. They love each other and they are best friends forever :’) also I’ve written so many fics about them and I still have so many more I want to write lmao
#tillian and somlen#emmett#salem#i could talk about tillian and somlen for ten thousand years and i will#ocs
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Fic Recs❤
Since i love fic recs so much and I am literally hogging each one of them, I thought it would be fun to have one of my own, These are the ones that are my absolute favorites and I have literally lost count of the times I have been going back and re-reading them. This is just one part of it though and these are all series. I have a separate list for one-shot, I don't know if this is how a fic rec should look, ?But ive tried to keep it simple.💖❤🤞
Completed:
The Pact - By @alpacaparkaseok
This is the first ever fic that i had read on tumblr, It just popped on my feed and i am glad it did. Its really beautiful and to be honest THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DATES I HAVE READ OR HEARD ARE RIGHT HERE.
Organic - By @ppersonna
This ones a social media au, Its sassy, super fun since the start and there isn't a dull moment. I had almost died laughing at the OC and Jins chemisrty and the rest of them as well . My all time go to if i am feeling super dull.
Who's Your Daddy? By @ppersonna
This is another social media au and my goodness this is as silly as sweet and mind you as sexy as it gets. This is altogether another level. Everything is perfection amplified here❤❤
Inevitable By @ahundredtimesover
This one hit home. I read the first chapter and god damn i was hooked like nobody's business. This one is super super close to me, One because Mimi has literally done magic out here on this fic and i think I'm the person who has chewed her brains the most with my 10 pager essays about what i felt. And secondly it is something very personal to me, Literally i have read it 20 times so far. My Absolute fav.
Perfectly Wrong By @xpeachesncream
This is a one hell of a interesting fic, Its absolutely beautiful. The emotions are so pure, So real and so precise to be honest. Absolute surreal. This one definitely makes you crave for friendships like them.
Bands By @xpeachesncream
This is the sweetest love story i have read. It had kept me hooked from the start to the end. There are moments which will make you literally cry, have a fluff attack (I use this term when the fluff is extremely good, So good that makes you giddy with the sweetness in a good way.)
CSG By @sunshyngal
This ones from my favorite writer, This story is so beautiful yet so delicate. Shyn has a way of portraying emotions too well and mind it it can be felt. This is one hell of a love story, Intense as ever.
Muse By @lavishedinjimin
This one will sure leave you in awe of the way its written, Super intense and oh damn you will literally feel chills as thwe story progresses. Its an art masterpiece, And Tae!! Ahem❤🤷♀️ He is a a different level hot and intense.
Falling From Grace By @sunshyngal
This is an epic fic, The hate and friction is intense AF and hottest ever. Its sinful AF and one of the hottest ones ive read❤🙌
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I Hate You, I love You By @borathae
This is a roller coaster of a story, One of which i can write a million words to describe how amazing it is. Its one of the fics that makes me jump with joy when i receive a notification of update. Its one of my ongoing favs and also one of the fics that i actually have lost count of the times i have gone back and re-read till date. This is the first ever story that makes me want to fall in love once again, After having given up the idea of it a long time ago. Its a fluff attack as it progresses. The emotions are on full swing in this one.
Death Valley By @bangtangalicious
This is one hell of a Netflix worthy fic! Period. If anything, I even have a list of actors for the OT7 and OC as to who can play who!😉🤷♀️
It will fucking keep you on the edge with suspense and it will blow your mind, head and whatever is left in you to bits!! I have literally never built theories or literally never spent connecting dots as i did for this one. Im not giving out spoilers, But this one right here had my heart beat racing every time there is a update. Mind-blowing is the proper word for it though.
Cyberslut By @kimnjss
Yoongi is another level in this, One of my fav social media au's. Its got everything, Mind-blowing and amazing. No matter how many time I've read it, still feels new like I'm reading it for the first time.
Silk and Lace By @sunshyngal
This is the epitome of perfection. I have never seen such characters. Intense is the least of it. Something about Shyn is she writes such female characters that are so head strong and courageous. You cant help but fall in love with them. Its an equal here, A story of two equals in their own ways.
Sadness of things By @sunshyngal
This is one i wait for updates like nobody's business yet i have no words to describe it. This story is something else, Actually something else. So many emotions are so perfectly written, its a memorable one. Its beautiful. Truly! Another example of a strong female character.
Abundance By @angelicyoongie
This fic is abundance of everything, Its as real as it gets. Its like built from ground up and it is nothing less than perfection. A perfect hybrid au.❤❤ If OT7 is your thing, You will definitely fall in love with this one.
I'm Not Yours By @hantaev
This is still starting, But i fell in love with the first teaser and hooked with second teaser and whipped with the First Chapter, No kidding its a beautiful story, with even beautifully written.❤🤷♀️
Maybe I Do By @chateautae
This is the first fic that I'm thankful for having long chapters. Every time i read it i just cant get enough. Its prefect example of how love has no definitions and you can even find love in the most unconventional ways. One of the sweetest love story I've come I've ever read. Maybe i just don't have enough words.
Incoming: Elite Chatboy By @kookingtae
This is so good that it should be illegal. One of the hottest ones ever. Chemistry, sass and sexual tension runs high in this one and keeps on edge. Interesting AF and hot AF!!!
Kanalia By @xjoonchildx
This is one hell of a fic, set in ancient backdrop! It intrigued me AF and then I couldn't stop myself from reading it again and again. The chemistry in here runs deep, one of the fics that I'm desperately waiting for the next update. It's going to be a masterpiece that I'm sure of!!
Lowkey By @xpeachesncream
I am eternally apologetic about not stumbling on this fic earlier, Thank heavens I did today. One of the most realistic ones yet most touching ones I've come across on tumblr❤❤❤❤
#fic recs#my list#my favourite#pieces of art#kookingtae#ppersona#hantaev#chateautae#sunshyngal#kimnjss#bangtangalicious#angelicyoongie#borathae#lavishedinjimin#xpeachesncream#alpacaparkaseok#ahundredtimesover
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Can you do headcanons of any Riddler getting cared for and gentle kisses from reader after getting beat up? He needs some loves.
SO I MAY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT MY ULTIMATE FANTASY IS TO GIVE RIDDLER A HUG WITH BACKRUBS AS HE TELLS ME ABOUT HIS DAY AND I STAND BY THAT WHOLE-HEARTEDLY .
i freaking love this stuff so im going to do all of them mwahahah
post asswoop riddlers getting loves
Arkham riddler
He’s VERY quiet, which knowing him and his inability to stop talking, is bad news.
I paint arkham riddler as a cry baby and i stand by that. this is the hill i will die on. He’ll have dragged his sorry ass into your apartment or house , dripping blood on your floors but he wont bother calling for you. he’ll just sit at the table with his head in his hands having a lil pity party until you find him.
when you do finally get home, he’ll be looking like a kicked puppy. he’s gotten stuck in his own head, mentally beating himself up even more. he got a fright when you came in because he was so caught up he didn't even hear you at the door.
He’s literally sits there like a child with his arms up for you to come scoop him up. he’s not even sure why his first thought after getting beat up was to come here, he’s probably lead the cops here or something and that was so stupid and- you should probably give him a lil soft smooch on the head to stop him before he goes into a spiral.
he needs more emotional and mental care than physical. Talk to him while you're patching him up. any topic, it doesn't matter just keep him focused on your voice and not the one in his head calling him dumb.
he wont admit he wants to be held and coddled after something like this. get your softest blankie and 2 mugs of coco with marshmallows and just ramble at him. tell him about your day or ask him to explain something boring and complicated so he’s focusing on that rather than how upset he is. let him sit on your lap or between your legs on the sofa and watch how its made or mythbusters or something until he falls asleep. he should be ok again in the morning, he doesnt stay down for long.
Blacklight Riddler
He’s used to getting his ass kicked, either by batman, the other rogues or once he’s a PI, by unhappy clients and the people he put away. He might be tiny but he’s pretty tough.
even if he’s really hurting, his probably trying to crack jokes and tell blood and bruise related riddles. He doesn't like to see you worry so even if he’s in a lot of pain or a bit upset about things, he’s trying to make you smile.
he likes kisses on his bruises. even if he just banged his hand on the table he’ll come to you because he wants you to kiss it better.
He’s a decent fighter, unlike a lot of riddlers who couldnt fight their way out of a paper bag. He can throw punches but he lacks in defence and with his bad knee, dodging can be a little hard. even if he wins the fight he’s still likely to need you to patch him up.
He likes kids plasters. like hello kitty and spongebob. no im not joking, he ALWAYS wanted them when he was little and his parents always said no. now he’s an adult he’s going to use them whenever he damn well pleases.
if it was a particularly bad one, he’ll be ok in the moment even if he has to go to hospital. But he’s going to drop the facade at some point and let you see how upset he is. winding up in hospital after being beat was a common occurrence in childhood. even after doing it time and time again as an adult it doesn't make it any easier on him. he’ll want to stay in your bed, be close to you for few days until either he starts to heal or something snaps him out of his funk.
BTAS Riddler
he really prefers other people to do the fighting for him. well physically anyway. he can handle his own arguments...most of the time. He’s going to need you to nurse a bruised ego more than anything. he probably got dunked on my batman or crane and now he’s huffing.
i don't know if this counts as care and kisses but he clearly needs you around to keep his sorry ass alive. he hurt his side in a fight once and said he wasn't hurt. believable... until he started to act a little confused, a little dizzy. needless to say it worried you enough to take him to emergency care.
He was obviously in agony by now but he was still fighting with you the entire drive there, insulting you and insisting he was fine. its a good job you took him when he did, turns out he’d ruptured his spleen and would probably be dead if you weren’t around to act like his common sense.
he still hasnt apologised for that. or any of the other times you insisted on medical care to stop him from pushing up daisies. he just pretends like you know he’s grateful so he doenst have to admit he’s bullheaded, stubborn and worst of all, wrong.
if he has been seriously hurt, he acts more indignant about it than anything. he wants to be waited on and pampered while resting in bed. he can be a genuine pain to deal with, talking about how lucky you are to see him in such a vulnerable state and how you should be grateful he’s letting you do this for him.
He doesn't want to admit how much he actually needs you. his goons wont put up with him when he’s like this and he’s freaking paying them to do it. you do it for free and no matter how annoying he is you havent left him yet. he doesn't tell you but youve noticed he starts getting you more gifts about a week after he’s recovered. like its taken him a day or two to work out he should probably thank you for all you do.
Original Riddler
this riddler is just weird. like he gets a freaking hang nail and he pretends like he’s dying. but he could nearly lose a limb and he’ll say “tis but a scratch” and still try to hobble about like nothing is wrong.
actually he’s more like olaf “oh look i've been impaled.”. he probably tries to laugh off life threatening injuries like its nothing, taking maybe 3 steps before he collapses on his face in a blood puddle and lets out a tiny “help”
good luck moving his tall lanky ass around. better get a gurney and maybe those vets at the zoo who deal with giraffes. seriously if you want to take care of him you are going to need help or some sort of action plan and a go bag because with his limp butt this will not be easy.
he’s kinda like BTAS riddler in that he needs you to tell him the injury is serious. hes not dumb he just has a high pain threshold and genuinely doesn't realise that injuries are as bad as they are.
he can be a bit of a baby while being patched up. he doesn't like a lot of blood or gore, it makes him feel a little sicky. better give him your phone to play with like a kid at the doctors or put the tv on for him to watch while you bandage him. word of warning, he will pass out or throw up if you try to give him stitches.
i think you should focus your love and attention on him AFTER medical care. just focus on the job, be silent and as fast as possible to get it over with quickly. you should probably bring him something sweet too. no not just you, although you are sweet for looking after him. give him something sugary because he’s going to be light headed after seeing any blood. maybe you could give him a lolly for being a good patient.
Telltale riddler
this riddler is essentially a metahuman. he can REALLY take a beating and bounce back fairly quickly. just look how many times batman punched him in the face and it barely stunned him! he doesnt usually need patched up after a fight. maybe just a lil smooch and some hugs
he did really need your help after the whole pact thing. having his friends abandon him hurt like hell, more than any physical injury ever could.
after that, he clings to you. almost obsessively so; we know he’s got some serious mental illnesses but he usually has the worst of it under control, even without meds. now? it seems like he’s experiencing ptsd and is afraid to go anywhere without you, like you might up and disappear if you arent in his line of sight at all times.
i think this riddler might need the most intense care from you. hugs and gentle reassurance wont be enough. you’re going to be responsible for taking him to therapy, keeping him taking his meds and grounding him to reality. this is the kind of responsibility you took on when you got involved with him but i doubt you realised how hard it would be. i cant promise it will all be worth it but i can promise he wont ever forget your kindness.
the kind of care he needs after such a hard knocking down is just stability. im not one for romance or any mushy gushy stuff but please just pour your love into the cracks in this poor mans soul.
its hard going, but he has his moments. his gallows sense of humor is still there and hey, after him being in and out and gone for so long, it might be nice to have him around more.
Zero year riddler
INSUFFERABLE LITTLE SHIT THIS ONE. he could LITERALLY be bleeding out in your arms and he’d STILL be backseat driving on your medical skills. the temptation to just leave him there to bleed is INCREDIBLE.
he’ll drop the act eventually. he’ll ask and maybe even beg for your help. man has no shame and all the self preservation instincts of a lemming. dont get me wrong, he can be a total coward some times, only looking out for himself . but when he’s actually hurt ? not a fuckin clue. does this head wound need an ice pack or heat pack? is this spurring blood wound worthy of medical care? no idea. he was a very sheltered child who never got so much as a bruise so he has no idea what to do when he’s hurt.
he gets the everloving shit kicked out of him on a clockwork basis. like you could hear knocking on your door at 3 am and already be at the table with a first aid kit like oh its tuesday riddler must have broken his nose.
he takes entirely too much joy in making you patch him up. youre starting to wonder if he’s doing it on purpose just to see you in your little apron and latex gloves . he’s getting off on this and you know it but god help you, you just cant resist his dumb face asking for your help and would you also wear this pink nurses outfit while youre at it?
one time he lost a LOT of blood. he would be fine but he was pretty damn loopy from lightheadedness. while you were trying to get him into bed to rest he started flirting with you. can you believe the audacity? he’s lost 3 pints of blood and he’s still more focus on his libido?
he’s actually going to be both humble and grateful for your help when he finally comes round. dont get me wrong, he’s still a bit of a prick but at least he says thank you for saving him before he demands you kiss all his booboos and ouchies.
nonnie i am having a stroke. i was trying SO hard to just pick one but i COULDNT because i am WEAK for hurt and comfort.
theres a reason i have a tag that literally says “i have naughty hands and no self control”
someone needs to stage an intervention
got something you wana talk about? send me an ask or a dm! im always game to talk about our favorite curious menace 💚💜
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Obey me! Scarred, Chap. 12
Plot:It’s time for the next step in Diavolo’s plan to unify the realms. But, in order to work, the demons would be subjected to confront their worst fears, and in some cases, who they are.
Trigger Warning: Manipulation, some cussing, mild child abuse, burns, broken bones, stab wounds
Word count: 12077
Mc fell completely numb once they were swallowed by complete darkness. Their voice was gone and the only thing they felt was the constant reminder of their broken arm. But still…they had hope…there was a way to get the demons back, to break them out of God’s control. They knew it, Mammon had showed it to them…they just needed to figure out what to do with God after the demons had been recovered. Mc fell onto the floor, darkness slowly fading into a place Mc was familiar with. In the distance, voices calling for their name, shouting, screaming, anything else was unrecognizable. But the ferocity in the voices was as evident and clear as the day was. The darkness dissolved into deep greys and slowly bursting into light, Mc saw the castle, the sound muffled by their thoughts and the pain, even by the fear for the demons.
Then, a figure came into view, it wasn’t running, but instead, it seemed like they have been blown by something. Mc looked at the figure recognized them as one of the archangels from God. The archangel was beaten up, obvious signs that he had engaged in a fight, determination filled his gaze as he went back to his feet once again, sword in hand, only to blasted away by magic. Mc looked at their left, Solomon saw them and smiled warmly, the wizard was obviously exhausted as his breathing was accelerated. How much magic had he used to break the spell?
“They are back!” He screamed, then jumping out of the way as one of the archangels almost collided with him, Diavolo came into view, the moment his eyes fell into Mc’s form he smiled, running their way to make sure the human was okay. The wizard and the demon reached Mc, and upon getting closed enough noticed the way they were holding their arm. “You are injured.” Solomon stated.
“Where are the others?” Mc asked, ignoring completely Solomon’s question. They couldn’t care less about their injuries and the pain, all they cared about was bringing their family back. Mc looked around frenetically, giving their back to the prince and the wizard.
The palace was destroyed. The walls and the ceiling were still standing, but the interior had been completely trashed. The fancy decorations had burned on fire at some point, the only object left being the fountain placed right in the middle of the room. Mc felt their heart tighten. Before God transported them to that barren place, they remember him telling the angels to take care of the others…but they never expected any of this. What was meant to be a ballad to unify the realms and bring peace around, ended up becoming the catalyst which would pin The Celestial Realm and The Devildom against each other for years to come. Mc put a hand over their heart instinctively.
“They should be arriving soon. We need to get you out of here.” Diavolo spoke, with a hint of sadness in their tone.
“I’m not going anywhere.”
“Mc, we need to put you somewhere safe. You are injured, and judging by the fact you are the only one that came trough so far…that mean the others fell under God’s command. You cant stay here.” Diavolo spoke with authority, yet, in his voice, the sadness was evident. The human finally turned around a got a good look at the beings they considered friends, before simply shaking their head.
“Mc…we are going to have to fight them all at once…the possibilities of failure are far bigger than those of success, at least you should save yourself and get as far as you can.” The wizard spoke, finally in a calmer manner, perhaps his powers had recharged already. Mc thought back to that instant where God had to retract his powers from the demons in order to bring Satan’s angel blood out. The way the white faded from them, revealing slowly their normal forms, the way Mammon had managed to brake trough and go into demon form and save them…they could get them back…they needed to.
“They are not completely gone.” It was a simple sentence, just five words. Five words that for a moment ignited hope again within the ones standing, when Solomon had told Diavolo and Barbatos Lucifer had fallen to god’s control, they knew it was about to get real bad, that if they didn’t get Mc out of there they would be killed, and it seemed like they were just in time…if maybe not a little late. “We can bring them back.” It was a mere second that passed, but the silence of the moment made Mc worry they would not at least try to get them back, but the smile on Diavolo’s lips and the fire within his eyes, was all the answer they needed.
“What is the plan?” Solomon asked after a silent agreement with the demon prince. Mc wished they had time to explain it then, but this feeling of pure dread and horror they felt as every hair in their body stood. Mc stopped breathing subconsciously, they held their breath in as they felt the temperature drop and the seriousness raise over Diavolo and Solomon. Mc didn’t need to turn around to know what was behind them, mist rising as them. And before the voice spoke, Mc knew hell was about to break loose.
“What a touching reunion!” First appeared God, and then one by one each of the reformed angels appeared around him, with a look God called upon the other angels that had stayed behind. Barbatos, who had been distracting them while Solomon and Diavolo took care of Mc stood beside his boss, a welcoming look lingering on Mc for a half a second before looking on at their enemy. “It’s a shame I am being forced to cut it short.” Mc’s eyes fell on the reformed angels, each of them with blank expressions of some sort, Lucifer had one of his wings lower than the other…was his wing broken? Mc swallowed before making eye contact with Simeone, the angel had a regretful expression as Luke hid behind his legs.
“What is the plan, My Lord?”
“That is an excellent question Barbatos, but I am not the person to answer that. Mc?”
“Talking about me in the open? Well, I do not appreciate that much.” God smirked, he moved his head slightly, an in a moment of terror the three eldest brothers launched themselves at the group. Solomon put a barrier around them, giving them a little time to figure out what they were going to do, but it needed to be done fast. “Ah, hiding, are we?” Mc glared at God before realizing that the others were waiting for them to explain it over.
“I need your powers.” Mc told Solomon, it wasn’t a question or a plead, it was an order, a demand. “They are not angels…not entirely. God, I…I think he actively needs to be controlling them so they stay angels. The moment he isn’t controlling them they turn back to their normal forms, and if I can bring their demon side to the light…then they would be more powerful.”
“Mc…you are still injured-”
“I’m the only one that can do this! The…the pacts…I’m the only one that can bring them back.” Mc bit on their lips as they felt the force of the hits from the reformed angels outside the barriers.
“If I may…” Barbatos smiled, signaling for Mc to show him their broken arm. Mc did it, slowly, the pain becoming unbearable now that they were aware of it. Barbatos held their hand a little too tightly, sending jolts of pains at Mc who’s memories of the moment Lucifer broke their arm became present. A blinding light made Mc close their eyes for a second, they felt the pain slowly fade away. When they opened their eyes they saw some sigils around their hand. “As long as these sigils do not brake, you will not feel pain. It’s merely a temporary fix.” Mc nodded, thanking Barbatos for that, who only went to help Solomon with the barrier.
“What about God?” Solomon asked, already feeling the weight of the barrier. “Once we get them back, what about him?” Mc hadn’t thought about that, all they cared about was getting the demons back, they didn’t care about what happened to God as long as their family would be freed.
“I’ll take care of it.” Diavolo spoke, his voice had a somber tone to it, his eyes fixed in God who was comfortably hiding behind the people he had hurt so badly. “I’ll take of him, just focus on getting them back.” Diavolo smiled sadly at Mc. The man’s dreams had been shattered the moment God had stepped in the Devildom, yet here he was…there for his friends…
“Okay…Mc, get closer.” Mc stepped close to Solomon who proceeded to take his hands off the barrier, leaving the weight onto Diavolo and Barbatos. The man moved his hands in front of Mc’s face as lines appeared in the air, and they felt a tremendous rush of power start crossing through their veins. They all faced forward; eyes fixated on God. Diavolo and Barbatos got ready to let the barrier fall. “So, who are we getting first?” Mc partially smiled; their eyes fall on the reformed angel they knew would probably help them the most in this situation.
“Asmodeus.” Mc thought about how he had been able to charm Henry 1.0 that one time…they hoped it would work angels too. “We need Asmodeus.”
The barrier fell, the moment it was realized, it shattered, the shattering of it creating a powerful pressure that threw some of the reformed angels off their feet. Solomon smiled, proceeding to take a step further and shooting bolts of magic towards God´s servants and even God. The latter having to use his own power for them not to hit him, while simultaneously making the reformed angels stand once again, and the others attack them. Their movements were stiff and robot like, unlike when God had controlled both Beel and Asmo. They were slower, and easier to take out, or that’s what Mc hoped. Diavolo and Barbatos proceeded to take out some of the reformed angels out of the way, carving a path for Mc to reach Asmodeus, his form also trying to strike at them. Barbatos managed to dodge an archangel, in the process taking his lance with which he had attacked and throwing it at God, who used his power to stop it once it was close to him, the lance not letting him see Diavolo, who had picked one of the smaller archangels and threw it on his direction, knocking the being to the floor. Mc saw as this action made God´s control flicker for a second, they looked at Solomon, who had just avoided a direct hit from Belphegor. A memory coming their way. They remembered the spell God used to throw lighting at them, they took a deep breath and rapidly mimicked the actions, having to dodge one of the archangels who tried to stab them with some daggers. They pointed at God, and only God. The being having barely gotten to his feet and getting hit right in the face with an vicious force.
In that moment, Mc let some tears fall. They weren’t crying because they were hurting him, they were crying because of how much pain he had made the demons be in. They remembered the blood-red eyes of Asmodeus and the trial of tears, the red marks on Leviathans deck, the sea of emotions on Beels as he attacked God, the pain Satan felt, the obvious broken wig of Lucifer, the state Mammon was in the few seconds he was back to normal. They didn’t care about their broken arm, they only cared about the pain of the demons. Mc let out a scream as the power crossing trough them hit God. The being seemed affected by it for a couple of seconds, but he now was glaring worse than ever at the human. He closed his eyes, and Mc saw the brothers fall one by one, their eyes watched as Asmodeus hit the floor.
“Asmo!” Mc gasped softly, before their eyes returned to God, the being now had o pened his eyes and looked at Mc, screamed, and somehow broke Mc’s spell. The intensity made the human release the spell before God could do anything about it and run towards Asmodeus, once they got to him, they saw as one of the archangels approached them rapidly with a sword. He was ready to swing it at Mc who was now holding Asmodeus body, the human closed their eyes. The sword never hit them. They opened their eyes to see Solomon having put a barrier around them. White rapidly fading from Asmo’s body as he laid on the floor completely still, eyes closed, Mc knew they needed to bring him back now, fast. The protective barrier that Solomon had incarcerated them in would give in at any second…this needed to work…because if it didn’t…if it didn’t then they would be in trouble. This was their only hope, if this didn’t work…then the entire plan would fall and they would be meet with an inevitable death. Asmodeus was unconscious, his chest raising and falling as he breathed slowly. Mc put their arm under his head, noticing briefly the sigils on it, some of them had small cracks already. They breathed in, placing their foreheads together, Mc sighed deeply. They loved them. Every single one of the demons that they feared at the start. Mc placed a hand on Asmodeus chest, closed their eyes as the muffled sound of the explosions and fights around them were deafened by their heartbeat. “Hear me denizens of the darkness…you who are born of shadow and you who give birth to it. Hear me and do as I command… I, Mc, call upon you to send forth one of your number! I summon the Avatar of Lust, Asmodeus”.
They spoke the words softly over Asmodeus, backing down the sobs that tried to escape their lips. Mc didn’t open their eyes. They didn’t want to. They were scared that upon opening their eyes Asmodeus would still be an angel, or worse…What if he had been lost far too long? What if Asmodeus own mind and who he was had crumbled down at the power of God…Mammon had come back but Asmodeus had been converted far longer that he had…Several seconds passed, or perhaps it had been only one. Mc couldn’t tell, all that they knew, that the barrier was about to fall and in their hands was all the hope they had left…nothing yet…Mc sobbed, heart being torn to pieces as Mc lost it…they were going to lose…or so they thought. They felt a hand on their cheek, surprise overtaking them as their eyes opened.
“…Mc…you are not a very pretty crier.” Mc gasped with delight as they embraced each other in the tightness hug they had ever given one another. Mc sobbed in Asmodeus shoulder before realizing there was no time for a heartfelt reunion and parting just in time to see Solomon be distracted by one of the archangels, the barrier almost fell but Mc was able to hold it. They didn’t knew how Solomon did it, or perhaps it was that the barrier was already weak, but it was extremely hard. “Beel…” Asmo spoke in disbelief as he watched the angel form of his brother hit the barrier. “…what happened…?”
“There isn’t- uhg” Mc felt that hit on their bones, the spell that had been put on their broken arm loosening. “Time to explain!” Mc was able to stand up with their hands placed up, holding all the weight they could. “We need you Asmo! God somehow-ahg-” Asmo saw as Mc slumped down a little. Their knees bending while they put all their force on their hands. “He was controlling you! And we need your help!” Mc fell on their knees. Asmo looked at Beel once again, beside him was Belphegor and Mammon. The three were in what used to be their angel forms. The memory of Lilith and what God had done to him came back…had his family gone trough the same? Had they been in the same pain he had been?
“Mc…I’m guessing you have borrowed some of Solomon’s power, right?” Mc nodded, sweat visible as their hands quiver. “If we bring down now the barrier…we won’t escape them…I need you to create some type of explosion so that we can get away. Do you understand?” Mc looked at Asmodeus, before having to look down again, the incredible pressure reminding Mc that they were not safe, as if they needed a reminder. Mc only nodded, or at least they hoped Asmo understood that as a nod.
Mc grunted as they thought of what to do. It had to be effective and needed to be fast, and what was faster than the wind? Mc called upon the winds as they all concentrated in within the barrier. Asmo started to feel the wind on his hair and his clothes, got closer to Mc, and as he did, the wind around them only became even more powerful. Mc screamed. They left the barrier fall and unleashed the wind upon the people around them. Not only did it affect the ones closest to the barrier but also the other demons and angels. God was the only one unaffected by it, his gaze fell upon Asmodeus.
The moment the eyes of the man fell upon Asmodeus he felt a cold chill run down his back, his heart accelerated, and he felt like he wanted to hide. The phantom pain spreading around his body as the memory of it made its self-presence. Mc had to pull him in order for him to be able to move. He wasn’t registering anything, all he knew was the crippling fear that accelerated his heart and made him want to cry for hours on end. Mc and Asmo hid behind a pillar, the moment they were out of focus Asmodeus legs gave out as flashes of pain spreader across his body. The memory of invisible fire that felt as real as the one that corroded him as he fell. The tears that would not stop and his own voice begging the pain to stop. Asmodeus took various deep breaths, his vision finally focusing on Mc and his ears finally processing the words of the human.
“-u okay?” He saw the fear in Mc’s eyes and just nodded slightly. He needed to calm down, Mc had said they needed his help. His family was under God’s command and he would do anything to help them.
“Tell me what I need to do.” Mc smiled sadly at him. Before explaining how they were planning the break the control on the next brother. Asmodeus nodded, at least he wouldn’t be the one facing God. They felt something rush by, Asmo looked up and saw Lord Diavolo, his clothes were torn, he was in his demon form and there was blood covering him. The hate seething from the usual chill demon was devastating, but the moment the demon’s eyes fell on Asmo his expression changed to that of a smile. Asmodeus returned it.
“IT WORKED!” He exclaimed happily, hugging both Mc and Asmodeus. “You are back!” Asmodeus nodded, he didn’t remember anything after his father promised to take the pain away before betraying his own words. But judging by the state of the palace, the happiness in Diavolo’s grin, and the hope in Mc’s eyes, it had been a bad time. The moment of relief was short lived, the pillar collapsed by the force with which Leviathan’s tail hit it. The reformed angel looked over at them, this time. “I’ll deal with him. You go and bring Beelzebub back.” Mc and Asmodeus nodded, they didn’t waste any time as they ran towards were Beel was.
Out of the corner of his eyes, Asmo was able to spot Barbatos, who was fighting against both Mammon and Lucifer. He wondered how the demon had managed to hold his own against his two eldest brothers. A loud sound distracted him. Solomon was fighting against Simeon and the other archangels. He was going to keep running until Mc came to a sudden halt.
“Luke…” Mc spoke softly. The small angel had lost his hat at some point, he was covered in dust and one of his knees was bleeding, visibly tears appeared on the corner of his eyes as he stood in front of Mc and Asmodeus. “Lu-”
“Just give up!” He screamed, fear visible I’m his eyes. “Whatever you did, I’m sure Father will forgive you if you stop the fight.” The child had his hands raised, in an attempt to seem dangerous, or perhaps he was scared that one of them might attack him.
“We didn’t do anything.” Mc spoke, still softly. Asmo looked at Luke, no matter how much they made fun of him, he was still just a kid, a kid who saw the person he called father attack and hurt those he had known for a while. He didn’t feel any type of hate towards Luke, no…the kid knew no better.
“Don’t lie to me! You MUST have done something! Father…he…he would never do something like this without a reason. You…you must have wronged him somehow…”
He didn’t believe that. Not truly. He wanted it to be true but, in his eyes, one would see that he just wanted it to be true. He didn’t want to believe what was so obviously in front of him. That the being he called father was doing terrible things, unjustifiable things, just for the sake of power…or maybe even less. Just for the sake of entertainment. Mc opened their mouth to say something, but Asmodeus stepped in front of them. His eyes fixated on Luke, the child seemed angry for a second, gritting his teeth while pointing his hand at Asmodeus, who only brought his hands up in an attempt to show the child he didn’t oppose any threat to him. Luke took a step back.
“Don- don’t get any closer! You-you demon!”
“Luke…we were once loyal to our Father too…we believed in his word and that he was just and loved everyone equally…but if he loved everyone equally…why did he had to kill our sister?”
“She…she went against the rules! She needed to be punished…pl-plus! I’m sure he wasn’t going to kill her.” His voice quivered.
“She only wanted to save a human’s life…a human just like Mc and Solomon. Another one of God’s child…yet he wanted to let him die, he wanted him to die and then wanted to kill yet another of his children…He isn’t a good man.” The child looked with fury at Asmodeus.
“Repent of what you just said, you…you demon!” Mc felt their heart being pulled on. Luke was scared and confused; he didn’t want any of this.
“You know us, and you know what I’m saying it’s truth. Please…Luke…trust us.” Tears started falling from the child’s eyes as his shaking hand was slowly being lowered. Just when they thought they would be able to go find Beel now, after getting Luke to safety, Beel found them. He stood behind Luke, emotionless, ready to strike, and he did. The moment the reformed angel charged at them Asmodeus pushed the child in Mc’s direction, getting in the way of Beels trajectory in order to him down. The clash of their bodies slowed Beels momentum, giving Mc and Luke enough time to leap out of the way. Beel hit a pillar, and completely obliterated it, before turning around and stepping closer to Mc and Luke, Asmodeus trying to get back to his feets after the force with which Beel had hit him with. Luke, amidst his fear got up and tried to run, but the only thing he managed was stumble in the wrong direction for his fear and trembling legs would not move how he wanted them to. Luke turned around, he saw the way Beel was looking at Mc…not at him…but at Mc, it was such an intensity and such hate, that the small angel couldn’t help but stand right in the middle of them, ignoring Mc’s pleads to get out of the way.
Beel loomed over Mc, with Luke in the middle of them, his eyes full of fear as he watched the once demon who had helped him, the one that would test his receipts and compliment them. One of the only demons who didn’t make as much fun of him as the others. He watched, legs trembling at the sight of such an enormous beast…this is what Beel used to look like as an angel…it was scary…angels should be beautiful and pure and should radiate goodness. But Beel...he didn’t look like any of those things… Luke had his arms spread open as he questioned why in the world would Beel attack someone Luke knew was precious to the demon-angel.
“Be-Beel! What are you doing?” He didn’t receive any response, just a blank stare. “B-Beel! Are you listening to me? Why would you attack Mc?”
“Child, what is the meaning of this?” Mc froze at the sound of God being behind them, their head snapped back only to see God, eyes still glowing intensely as he looked unamused at Luke.
“Father!” Luke exclaimed, now putting his full attention on God. “I…Beel…he tried to kill this human.” Luke looked momentarily at Mc, seeing the fear in the humans eyes, which was mirrored by his own.
“Yes, I am well aware of that. My concern is why are you trying to stop it.”
“Because its…its wrong…we are meant to protect, right? So why would you instruct us to kill a human?” God groaned, his hand was extended on Asmodeus direction as the demon fought against the pain God was making him feel. Mc was petrified in their place, they needed to move, and help Asmodeus or else they would lose him again. Thankfully, Luke also noticed the state Asmo was in.
“It’s just a human, child. Move out of the way so your brother can finish this up.” Luke was confused. Since the moment in which he came into existence, he was thought about good and bad. About what his role was in the world. He was thought, that as an angel, he was to protect those in need, and Mc was in need…but…but this was his father. His father should have a reason for this. A perfect explanation that would give light to the reason why he wanted mc to die…why he was causing Asmodeus to be in pain right now…why Beelzebub was no longer himself. There must be an explanation…but would it be enough to justify the death of someone he considered a friend? Lukes eyes fell on God once again. The child had a sad expression..
“This…this is wrong…” Luke spoke, softly.
“…Get out of the way, or are you willing to die beside this human?” Luke heard the disgust in God’s voice when the being referred to the humans. Luke was feeling sick. Logic was screaming at him to protect Mc, his friend. All those years of his faith, believe, and love begged him to go out of the way. He was angel…which meant he had to protect others…Luke stood his ground, looking at God with determination…what in the world was he doing. His father started laughing, a dark and somber laugh which made Luke wonder if the being in front of him was truly God. He stepped closer to Luke. Having left Asmodeus alone for a couple of seconds as he got close enough to the child so he could put a large hand over Luke’s small shoulder. At first Luke was just confused, but then…God started to tighten the grip on the child’s shoulder as badly as he could. Lukes face contorted in pain and in shock.
“You. Good. For. Nothing. Pathetic. Little. Angel! You really think you can defy me?! I created you, I will end you easily” God grip tighten worst with every second that passed. Luke could feel that pain, Gods eyes were fixed on his. The eyes of his Father glowing violently, using his power on who was supposed to be his children. Luke felt the air leaving his lungs as he looked at the impossibly tall being. Tears falling from his eyes as he wondered how, a man known for his love and righteousness, could be so cruel.
“Leave him alone!” Mc screamed, God was distracted, so he didn’t notice the human closing in. He was too slow to react and Mc ended up hitting him with a piece of wood in the face. “Diavolo, Solomon, Asmodeus! NOW!” Mc took Luke’s hand and they ran towards Beel. The reformed angel about to attack them by Gods orders but Asmodeus got to him first. Charming him immediately with his increased power. Diavolo was quick to land right in front of God and engage in combat. Both large beings not holding back. Making Gods power over Beel weakened. Solomon pulled a barrier over Mc, Luke and Beel. Asmodeus stayed behind to help the others fight, which they needed. Mc looked at Beel, he had collapsed and was, just like Mammon and Asmo, losing the white around him. Luke was sitting on the floor, hugging his own knees as he cried silently.
“Is he…is he going to be okay?” Luke managed to ask as he saw Mc kneeling besides Beel’s unconscious body. Mc nods, reassuring the small angel who must be feeling terrible after what he had just experienced. Mc thought back at their decision to just hit God with that piece of wood and the moment they basically electrified the being…it had been reckless, but it had felt so good to make the being pay, even if just slightly. Mc looked at Beel’s unmoving body, he was taller and bigger than Mc but, in that state, he looked small…vulnerable. Mc cradled Beel’s body and smiled softly. He was going to be back soon. Mc looked at Luke, the child looked on at the scene with sadness and shook still evident in his eyes. A hand placed over the shoulder which God had touched.
He was just a child. A child that had been thought for who knows how many years that his father was just and a good person. That his father loved every single being he had ever created, just to now be confronted by the cruel reality. His father didn’t care. He had hurt those demons before and would hurt them again, he would kill a human and not care at all, thinking of them as someone thinks of a bug. Luke had been put to the test, and at the moment of truth he had decided to betray his father and who was supposed to be his family. Was he on the wrong? Why had he done that? He didn’t know…but he was feeling completely overwhelmed. He looked back momentarily, looking upon the dangerous fight that was taking place. In that moment, he saw Simeon. Simeone had tied up Asmodeus with his whip. Luke could tell he was conflicted.
They both had been sent into this place to try and unify the three realms. They were meant to bring it to a new era of peace, they…they made friends with demons and they got to care about them. Simeon was able to reconnect with Lucifer after all those years. And now they were being forced to fight against them? Simeon tighten the whip around Asmodeus, the demon was on his knees looking at the angel. An expression of sadness painted across his features. Asmodeus wasn’t scared for his life, nor was he sad that Simeon was hurting him, no. He was sad because Simeon was being forced to do this, he was expected to do this…but Simeon didn’t want to do this. Simeon gritted his teeth as he looked at the angels around him. They were attacked those who were still trying to fight. Lucifer was being forced to fight against Diavolo, while God looked on, not doing anything. Forcing them to do what he wanted.
This was wrong…this was so wrong…but he couldn’t just abandon everything he had ever known just like that...could he?
“Asmo…give a reason…just one…why I shouldn’t do this? Give me a reason that would justify abandoning my family and leaving everything that I had ever known as real. Just one…” Asmo could feel the tears threatening to come out of Simeon, he heard them in his voice and saw them in his eyes. Asmodeus looked down, before looking at the barrier, where he saw Mc crying and hugging Beel, while Luke looked at them. Asmo couldn’t help but smile knowing that his younger brother was safe.
“Family.” Asmo said, finally, still looking at Beel and Mc. “That’s why we rebelled in the first place, and that is why we fight.” There was a hint of a smile on Asmodeus lips, leaving Simeon feeling even more confused and scared than before. He glanced rapidly at where the demon was looking, he wasn’t planning on starring…but then he saw Luke. He saw as the barrier collapsed around them, how Luke took a few steps backwards and held onto Mc’s hand…Family…
“Damn it!” Simeon cursed, for the first time ever, before untangling his whip from Asmodeus and helping the demon up. Family…yeah…that was reason enough. Simeon watched as Solomon battled against Michael, the archangel about to stab the sorcerer with his sword. The angel ran towards them, entangling his whip around Michaels sword and tugging at it, making the archangel lose balance and look in his direction, giving the sorcerer time to escape and go help the others.
“Simeon?! What do you think you are doing?” The archangel asked, surprised.
“The right thing.” Simeon pulled on his whip with force, taking away the sword from Michaels hand and proceeding to engage in battle with his former friend.
Asmo managed to get back to Beel in time to hug his brother. They hugged for as long as they could before knowing that they needed to keep going.
“What now?” Asked Beel, pain hidden behind his eyes as he saw his family. They had fallen under God’s control.
This was his fault. This had all been his fault. He had let God onto their home, he had opened the door, showed him their rooms, let his father get into his head, which in turn made him get into the other heads. When it was time to help his family and go up against God, he lost…he lost and left them at the mercy of God. Which had already proven to be lethal. Beel was supposed to be strong, he was supposed to protect his family. Yet he had let Lilith die and had not been able to resist God, in turn him getting to the rest of his family. Hate was a strong word…but now more than ever…Beel was sure he hated with every fiber of his body the man who had created them. He wanted him to pay.
“We need Leviathan, Luke…go hide somewhere. Or get out of here if its possible. Its too dangerous for you.” The child wanted to protest but Mc didn’t give him time, using their lend powers to make Luke appear at a safe distance from the fight. The demons and Mc rapidly found themselves besides Leviathan, Belphegor, and one of the archangels, who had a lance. The three of them were fighting against Barbatos, who until now had managed on his own, but was being overpowered rapidly. “You go help Barbatos, Asmo and I will get Leviathan back. We will help Belphegor then, that’s a promise.” Mc could read the troubled thoughts that were crossing Beels head. He didn’t want to fight Belphegor, he didn’t want to fight anyone in his family, what if he hurt them? But there was no time to second guess, the rumbling of the place caused by Satan’s and Solomon fight made both Beel and Asmo look in that direction.
They saw their nephew, a demon, look like an angel. None of them had time to think after they were de-transformed, they just assumed everyone else was turned but…but this was so wrong…Satan had never been an angel. Satan was a demon, just like they were now. Beel could feel his blood boiling as he turned to the archangel, he was not going to hurt his family…but he was not going to hold back against those who hurt them. Asmo tackled Leviathan, managing to get him out of the way, so that they could take care of him.
Diavolo was punched by Mammon, the prince feeling the full force of the reformed angel, who God did not let hold back. He managed to jump out of the way just when Lucifer was going to hit him as well. Diavolo sighed.
“This isn’t very fair, is it? Two against one.” Diavolo spoke, directed at God, the being had a sly smile plastered on his lips, he thought of himself as untouchable, and his inability to reach the man was proving him right. God didn’t respond, he just made his eyes glow darker, which made both Lucifer and Mammon attack him at once. Diavolo dodged them easily. Already a tad more annoyed at this. “Barbatos, think you could lend me a hand?”
“Forgive me, my Lord. But it seems like I am also quite occupied.” Barbatos jumped behind one of the archangels that was attacking him. Pushing him lightly which made the archangel fall. “But, if I may, my lord. Why are you holding back?” Barbatos dodged the other archangel, at the same time, Diavolo managed to catch Mammon’s fist in his hand and throw the reformed angel at Lucifer.
“Good question. I guess I have been trying to avoid hurting them.”
“I am sure Lucifer would not mind a couple of hits, as long as it is to get his family and himself back.”
“Mhm, I guess you are right Barbatos.” Diavolo managed to take in his hand a loose dagger Barbatos had avoided. “Forgive me.” He threw the dagger at Lucifer, who moved out of the way, the dagger ended up burying itself in Mammon’s shoulder. Diavolo sighed, his eyes turning completely dark as he threw himself towards God. The being unable to move fast enough, or maybe he was just expecting one of the being he controlled to come and aid him. Either way, Diavolo managed to hit, with all the force he could muster in the moment, God in the stomach. The being took a few steps back as he doubled in pain, rapidly recovering his stance, only for Diavolo to not seize his attack.
Leviathan turned out to be more of a challenge than they had hoped, the third born swiftly managing to avoid Asmodeus charm. The reformed angel was going all out on them, it was infuriating the fact that they didn’t seem to be able to hold him down long enough. They were getting exasperated. At some point, Leviathan had knocked Asmodeus to the side, and had attacked Mc. He was on top of them, Leviathan managed to put his hands around Mc´s neck. It reminded mc about how God had choked Leviathan, the red marks around his neck having now become purple bruises. Mc was trying to push him away with their borrowed powers, but the lack of air coming in their lungs was making it hard to concentrate. Mc looked at the side, trying to find something to defend themselves with, but they saw something even better.
They saw Diavolo managing to hit God in the stomach, the being taking a few steps back, Mc felt Leviathans hands become looser on their neck, once they looked at him, they noticed how his eyes flickered from the white to his usual orange. Mc smiled, and finally managed to push Leviathan away with their powers. The reformed angel was losing white around his wings, but it wouldn’t completely go like with Asmodeus and Beel. God still had partial control over him. Mc waited for the moment in which Leviathans eyes flickered orange. Asmodeus was behind the partially controlled demon, he held him down, making the demon be still long enough for Mc to catch a glimpse of his orange eyes, without missing a beat, they screamed the incantation, and watched as the white from Leviathan faded completely and his body went limp in Asmodeus arms for a couple of seconds. Then, the demon opened his eyes, Mc broke into a smile seeing how the demon was finally back.
Leviathan felt lightheaded. His mouth was dry and his body felt numb. Leviathan felt like he couldn’t breath and when he touched his neck it hurt. The wringing feeling of Gods hands still wrapped around his neck made him snap out of it and finally make eye contact with Mc, before feeling like the world itself was collapsing upon him. He remembered needing Mammon’s help, then not being able to hold against Beel and needing Lucifer to save him. How week was he? Needing to be saved twice…the worst part…is that when he was alone against their father the man had easily overpowered him. He didn’t remember much besides that, but behind a crying Mc he saw Beel fighting against one of the archangels while Barbatos went against Belphegor. He blinked a few times, finally registering the feeling of someone’s arms holding him up. Leviathan instinctively looked behind them, pain shooting up but when he saw Asmodeus that didn’t matter. But there wasn’t time to ponder over feelings, they heard and explosion, their eyes falling on Barbatos who had conjured some powerful magic and had aimed it at Belphegor, Beel moved the demons hands on instinct, the ray of magic hitting against the tall ceiling of the castle.
Beel had panicked, the idea of someone getting hurt stung him deeper than any wound he could have. He had moved on instinct and saw how the archangels had to move out of the way unconsciously in order not to get hurt. He saw God do the same, and in a moment of imbalance He was attacked by some powerful magic convoked by Solomon, he saw Belphegor fall to the ground, his eyes meeting Mc, who in a silent agreement sprinted to Belphegor’s side. Kneeling beside them and putting all their trust and fate into the demons who they loved so much. Mc lifted their head to see all the fight that was going on. Beel, Levi, and Asmo fighting against two Archangels, Satan and Solomon fighting with no regard of their surroundings, Mc saw Barbatos and Diavolo go against God who seemed annoyed and made Mammon and Lucifer fight for him, even Solomon was fighting against one of his own. The sight was disturbing…Mc looked at Belphegor, the white had almost faded completely, and Mc smiled, before the familiar words left their lips.
Belphegor opened his eyes; he was meet by an excruciating sound. His eyes were blurry, and he could barely make out his surroundings, mind shifting from shadows and sounds to actual words and the face of Beel…no…not Beel. What was meant to be Beel, with white eyes and a blank expression, ready to strike down and kill his own brother. Belphegor blinked a few times, feeling pain all over his body, a headache making itself present as he groaned, he felt someone touch his shoulders and call for him…they were calling his name. The sound shifted to a high-pitched whistle as he was finally able to hear the words that the person in front of him spoke. He looked at them, he was completely exhausted, but through his tired eyelids he looked at the person holding him. It was Mc. Belphegor let himself be wrapped onto Mc’s arms. He was crying, why was he crying? He felt himself be embraced by the human, as they both felt relief in each other’s presence amidst a war.
“What happened to the others? What happened to Beel? Are they okay?”
“He is fine…he is back…and so is Asmodeus and Levi…but the others…” Belphegor looked at the teary-eyed expression of the human. Sadness cursing trough his body but also some kind of relief. He was extremely tired…but seeing the expression of the human prompted him to get up and look around.
The castle was chaos. The entire place was covered in debris, tables flipped over and even some pillars had been broken. The first thing he saw was Lucifer and Mammon battling Diavolo. It made him want to chuckle. A sight he never thought he would ever see, Lucifer going against Diavolos orders. Then, he saw Simeon, who was fighting against one of the archangels, the archangel had a sword and they seemed to be shouting at each other, was Simeon helping them? Who would have thought? It was a sight to behold. His eyes fell on Beel, who was beside Asmodeus and Leviathan. The three of them were battling two archangels, one was throwing some sort of daggers at them while the other had a lance. Belphegor instinctively took a few steps towards Beel. Overjoyed to see that, not only had his twin but Asmodeus and Leviathan had been brough back, sadly…this left him open. The voice of Mc came too late to tell him to get out of the way.
There was an explosion. Mc was blown away fell on their side, Belphegor was going to help them but he couldn’t move. He looked at his left, seeing his father, with both hands up, one holding him in place and the other pointing at one of the archangels fighting the others. He looked up front, the first thing he saw was Beels face, tears starting to fall from his eyes as the demon ran towards his twin, the other…he saw a weapon coming his way at an incredible speed. Beel screamed his name, just like that time.
It was like an echo of all the times he had relieved Lilith’s death. He saw the lance coming his way, but he was somehow frozen in place, his eyes were meets by Beel, whom in a blurry haze was going his way. Belphegor felt the world slowly come to a halt. The fear and tears in Beels eyes as he moved in his direction, his incapability of moving, Mc’s expression as they saw the scene move before their eyes. Belphegor closed his eyes and was immediately met by a memory.
“Humans or us?” Lilith has asked one day. They were lazying around under the sun, warmth washing them as they looked at the humans playing on the other side. There were butterflies around, and Belphegor was playing with the bracelet Lilith had given him.
“What?” He had asked, looking at her. She was sitting on a three, looking down at the humans like if she was guarding them, but her gaze was stoic on the figure of a male human who was playing with whom Belphegor assumed was his little sister.
“If you had to choose between us, Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, Asmo, Beel, and me, or the humans…who would you choose?” He voice was small, and Belphegor was sure he had seen a tear in her cheeks, but he chose to look upfront and chuckle.
“Well…it depends…id choose humans before choosing Mammon or Lucifer.” He felt a nut hit him on the head, and a snort coming from Lilith, which prompted him to laugh again. He looked at the grass and the flowers blooming, he saw the clouds, the sun, and even the moon that for some reason was out during the day. He took a deep breath and smiled. “I’d choose our family.”
There was a sound. The sound of flesh tearing open, a grunting noise and blood falling on the ground. But there wasn’t any pain. Belphegor opened his eyes. He didn’t know what he expected to see, but the melancholic smile of his twin was not it. He looked at Beel in the eyes, the demon put his hands-on Belphegor’s shoulders as Belphegor noticed the dance of pain and happiness that was his brothers gaze. He looked down, only to see part of the lance sticking out of Beels abdomen. That was the sound. Belphegor felt panic all over himself as Beel fell on his knees, Belphegor lowering himself with the lovable giant that was his brother.
“Y-you idiot! Why...why did…no! Why did you do that?!” Belphegor cried out, trying to hold his brother up. Mc was at their side at the blink of an eye. Belphegor could feel the stares of Leviathan and Asmo, whom if he had looked closer, would have seen they were crying, anger accumulating with every second.
“I…didn’t want to lose you…like we lost Lilith because…of me.”
Belphegor knew his brother had always carried this burden inside. The thought that because of him Lilith was dead, that he had chosen to save Belphegor and that Belphegor probably hated him because of that. Beel had always thought that he was responsible for Lilith’s death, when it wasn’t his fault, he doesn’t the one that killed her. Belphegor bit his lip in rage forcing the tears to top as he held his brother.
“You big…Idiot…you didn’t kill Lilith, okay?! Lilith isn’t dead because of you! The only person who is to blame for her death is our Father…stop blaming yourself.” Mc put a hand over Belphegor’s shoulder.
“I think I can help him…for now.” Belphegor looked at them, Mc was holding one of their arms, and seemed to be trying to remember something. He only nodded before looking at Beel once more. The demon grunted in pain when Mc touched his wound, trying to take the lance out. The spell Barbatos had used on them…maybe they might be able to use it on Beel for the time being. Belphegor was pulled away from Beel by Asmodeus and Leviathan. The three brothers hugged one another for a couple of seconds. But of course, it couldn’t last long.
“What a touching reunion.” Gods voice spoke from behind them, his eyes on the sprawled wings and tails. His eyes falling on Beel, Mc had managed to take the lance out and were in the process of trying to heal him as much as possible. “It’s a shame it wont be long.” A figured moved at the speed of light, standing right in front of them, once the dust it had spread died down, they were able to see Mammon, standing right in front God. “You thought, that by taking the brothers one by one, you would have a chance of winning against me? Please, don’t make me laugh. By taking them out you are just making me have a greater power over the ones I still control.”
“...but not for long.” Mc spoke from besides Beel, who held up a hand to prevent them from standing up. Mc smiled at him before starring coldly at God. “I’ve seen it…us humans…we need sun at some point…we couldn’t live in complete darkness because it would start to affect us…it’s the same for you, isn’t it?” Mc helped Beel to his feet, the demon trying not to let his full weight fall on the human. They thought back to Gods eyes losing their glow when Diavolo was able to hit him, how God lost control for a second over Leviathan, letting them bring his demon form out. He was powerful…but not nearly as much as he was on The Celestial Realm. “You need to recharge…I’ve seen Luke and Simeon do it, the darkness of The Devildom… everything in it is supposed to contrast the Celestial Realm…you are weak here…and with every passing second you become even weaker. I mean you said it yourself…”That won’t be a problem once I’m back in the celestial Realm” Which means it is a problem while you are not in the Celestial Realm.” Mc smirked; God looked furious at the human for even thinking about trying to defy him. He closed his eyes, and Mammon launched himself at the human.
Leviathan got right in the middle, stopping Mammon from hurting the human and his already injured brother, who Mc was still in the process of healing, if the glow over his wound was anything to go by. The moment Mammon and Leviathan collided; Mc felt the ground under their feet shake a little. Leviathan was weak, that was a given, he was weak, pathetic, useless. But he loved his family. No matter what they thought of him, he loved them, so seeing Beel get stabbed like that, seeing the sigils in his wound appear as Mc tried to heal him…it ignited a fire within him. He could be one of the weakest demons, but if he could buy Mc a little more time, he would. He screamed as a testament of the sheer force he was using as he pushed Mammon out of the way. Leviathan looked around for something he could use, his eyes fell on the fountain, a small spread across his lips. Water…something he knew about. An orange aura seethed trough the demon as the water from the fountain lifted and moved at his command.
The reformed angel tried to attack Leviathan again, but he couldn’t get close at all. Leviathan lifted a wave, and with the force of a tsunami, he made it hit both Mammon and God. Leviathan made the water incarcerate God in a bubble of water, he could feel his father trash around trying get out of it but he would not let him do that. He needed to give Mc enough time to finish their spell on Beel and possibly wake Mammon up. But it was hard. With every demon that went out of God’s control, the being regained his power, making Him harder to deal with. Leviathan struggled trying to keep his father inside. His memory shifting back to the time God confronted him. The phantom feeling of Gods hands around his neck as Leviathan struggled to breath and felt the nails digging in his skin. His breathing was becoming accelerated as he became weaker with the passing of the seconds, so when he saw Michael approach with his sword, Leviathan thought his efforts would go to waste, thankfully, that wasn’t the case.
Simeon’s whip managed to entangle itself in the sword, Leviathan was surprised to see the angel go against one of his own, but it was certainly welcomed. He looked at God once again, the being trying even harder now to get out while his glowing eyes called upon his controlled servants, who one by one started to appear around Leviathan, ready to attack him and free God…but Leviathan wasn’t alone, he felt the presence of his younger brothers around him. Even Diavolo, Barbatos and Solomon gathered around to fight against the six under God’s command. The man looked at Leviathan with hate, as he made his servants charge at him. And so, a ferocious fight broke.
Mc was stranded on the sideline with Beel. The demon anxiously awaiting so he could go help the others as Mc recalled the last few sigils and the spell was complete. The human looked at the fight, they looked at their family, all of them. Lucifer, Mammon and Satan were still transformed, but Leviathan had God in imprisioned…eventually…the man was bound to break out but maybe…just maybe…Leviathan could be strong enough to hold him in, until his powers started to fade or something then maybe mc could wake the rest…
“Mc?” Beel asked, touching their shoulder lightly, the demon looked at them worried. Mc looked at him and smiled lightly.
“I have an idea.”
Leviathan was struggling to keep his father locked up. The man was using his own power to try and fight against the demon while simultaneously controlling part of his family so they would attack them. In various occasions the angels were close to get to him, but thankfully the others had dealt with them. The demon didn’t have to worry about them getting to him up until now… Satan fell right beside Leviathan after Barbatos fought with him. He saw his nephew slowly rise from the floor, without putting any pressure in one of his legs. That struck Leviathan as odd, but his nephew seemed to not care about it, he looked at Leviathan and ran in his direction, making the demon notice how his nephew limped, Leviathan braced for impact, but it never came. He opened his eyes to see Beel having interfered with Satan’s trajectory.
His brother only smiled at him, and before Leviathan could say anything, he felt this immense power run trough his veins. He looked back and saw Mc chanting over and over something as they had their hands lifted in Levi’s direction. Leviathan smiled, knowing that Mc was making him have more power, and it seemed that God knew this as well. For when Leviathans eyes started glowing a faint shade of orange, God’s eyes widened, and he felt the pressure of the water around, which was budging before, now seemed like an infinite twist that had no interest in letting him go. And he didn’t. And he didn’t, not until he physically couldn’t anymore, or until they found a way to get the others back and send God back to The Celestial Realm. So Leviathan resisted, and he could feel Mc’s powers slowly draining as they used every bit they had to help him.
God was sick of this. He was sick of the others trying to go against him and the fact that it seemed, for a second, that they might win, and they knew that. They knew that they had an opportunity, and if he didn’t get out of here fast enough that would be the case. But in order to get out, he would need all of his powers, he groaned while closing his eyes, and feeling the power coursing to him.
They fell. All three of the remaining reformed angels fell. And the bubble Leviathan was trying so hard to maintain, trough the clear water, he saw God convoke fire out of nowhere, fear rising as he tried his best not to let the being free. But Mc stopped powering him as they ran closer to the circle, Levi was all on his own trying to not let God break free and it wasn’t easy at all. But he knew Mc needed to help the others, and Mc knew they needed to do this fast, for Solomon’s powers were fading away slowly, but surely. Mc stood right beside Leviathan, in the middle of the circle, they watched as the others formed a protective circle around them and the unconscious demons as the archangels tried to fight against them. Mc closed their eyes, took a deep breath, and in the next words, poured all of their power.
"Hear me denizens of the darkness, you who are born of shadow and you who give birth to it Hear me and do as I command. I, Mc, call upon you to send forth three of your number! I summon the Avatar of Pride, Lucifer, Avatar of Greed, Mammon, and the Avatar or wrath, Satan!”
In the moment Mc finished the incantation and the demons had just started to move freely again, God broke out from Leviathans prison. He had evaporated every bit of water in it, and then sent to fire to them, some of them got lightly burned, others managed to avoid it completely but…Asmodeus didn’t. He was too close to the fire, and the moment it set off, it enveloped part of his face in burning sensations as the demon covered his face screaming. Leviathan immediately reached his brother and pulled him back, Lucifer barely being able to tell what was happening, sitting up only to hear the cries of his younger brother. Lucifer instinctively tried to move to his brother but was meet by the sharp pain of his broken wing. Satan tried to rise to his feet but was unable to due to the pain he felt in his ankle, any type of pressure in it made the demon want to scream, but the sight of all his uncles and father having turned back to demons was enough motivation for him to crawl to them and noticed why Asmodeus was screaming. The moment he did, he felt anger like no other. Mammon was the final brother to wake up, he had a hand placed over his ribs the moment he sat down looked at his family all huddled up together, managed to get up and walk over to them. The three demons being meet by confusion, sadness, anger as they watched God finally touch the ground.
“You guys are back.” Mc spoke, softly from behind them, feeling the powers of Solomon finally leave and getting close to the demons to celebrate their return. But a certain being was having none of it.
“Do not celebrate prematurely dears, you have not won yet.” God smirked. Lucifer was about to retaliate to his father, when Diavolo’s figure came into view, he stood right in front of the family he had fought hard to help.
“We outnumber you and your people by far. Leave, before this gets worse.” The man tensed his muscles as he glared at God receiving only a sigh from God as his eyes fell on Simeon.
“Mhm…it seems like every angel that gets along with you bunch turns on me, how shameful. Say, where is that little one? Luke, is it?” God smiled before clapping his hands, white fumes emerging from nowhere, concentrating right in between the two groups, God standing with his archangels and Mc, standing with the group of people they loved. The small angel appeared in front of them, he appeared confused at first but then yelped in surprised once he saw God, Luke ran towards Simeon and hid behind the angel’s legs. God sighed before smiling maliciously. “Good, now we can get finished with this.”
“You are damn right, this will end now.” Belphegor was beyond upset, he was not going to wait for the man to hurt his family any longer. Belphegor rose to his feet and made his way to God, ignoring Mc’s pleading look. He didn’t knew what he had planned, but he simply was not going to sit around waiting for God to transform him into a mindless servant again. But…God had other plants.
He looked at Belphegor right in the eyes, His eyes flashed lightly gold, and the next thing Belphegor knew, was this incredible shrieking sound, drumming inside his head as he screamed in pain over the pain he felt inside his head. He covered his eras, and when he moved the hand and looked at it, there was blood. Everyone tensed up at this, and Diavolo was getting ready to attack when God spoke again.
“You see, Mc.” God clicked his tongue, watching as Belphegor covered his bleeding ears in pain. “You were right, when you said the thing about me needing to recharge. You humans need sun, while the angels, and even myself, we recharge off The Celestial Realm energy. But you see, I don’t need to leave the devildom in order to get that energy…no. I have all I need right here.”
The moment his eyes started to glow again; it was the moment Mc wanted to cry. They were exhausted and tired, and just wanted to go home with the demons. But this time…this time it was different. Instead of the demons become angels again they started screaming in pain, alongside with the archangels and the angels. The only ones left standing were the humans alongside with the prince and his butler. No one knew what to do or what to say, they didn’t know what God was planning by making his own people, even the loyal archangels, fall into that kind of pain. But then it hit Mc, it hit them as they saw God rejoicing in the sound of screams and the pain he knew they were all in. Mc passed a hand over their head, in the process they noticed how damaged the sigils in their broken arm looked. Another hit, and the spell might become undone.
“He is draining them.” Mc spoke simply, as their eyes never left from God’s psychotic figure. “He is draining them from their celestial energy.” Mc felt their hearts drop. Will they survive this? The demons might, they are only been taken away from them the celestial energy that lingered inside, but what about the angels and the archangels? They were possibly not going to survive this. “Solomon! Give me some of you-”
“No, I don’t think so.” God spoke, and there was an explosion, which threw back the demons and the human, leaving only Mc in the middle of the situation. Mc looked in fear as the being approached them slowly with thunderous footsteps. They looked at where the others had been thrown to, only to see they Solomon had hit his head against a wall and was unconscious, while Diavolo and Barbatos were immobilized by Gods power. God smiled. “Now is time to deal with you, human.”
The next few seconds passed in a blur. Mc didn’t knew what had happened. All they knew was a extreme sharp pain they felt, then, they hit a wall that was nearby, they hit their head against the wall. Mc fell to the floor, eyes barely making out the shapes, ears barely identifying any other sound other than that of the screams of the people they loved. God got closer, a white aura that wasn’t there before presented itself as he looked down on Mc and smirked. This was going to be the end of the puny human. Mc tried to push themselves up, but the moment they put weight on their arm the sigil broke, and an immense pain let itself known to Mc. They screamed in pain when god stepped in their arm.
The demons watched as the scene unfolded in front of them, their unmoving bodies swallowed in pain as they saw what was going to become Mc’s last moments. God was about to strike down and end their lives, when the human made eye contact with the brothers, and the last thing they saw, before being consumed by uncontrollable shock and sadness, was Mc’s sad expression as they realized God was going to win. Then, he stroke down. And for a moment, the quiet of the room as mist that had been realized settled, made the demons cry. God emerged from the mist with a smile knowing that he had won. He stopped taking the energy from his servants and the demons. “Now, lets get you to your angel forms. AS for you two.” God looked at Simeon and Solomon. “I’ll be taking care of you once we are back. He started laughing uncontrollably.
“Why are you laughing, Father?” A voice came in, God looked around to try and place it but it didn’t came from any of the demons. He looked at the mist, there a figure emerging from it. It had big wings and the voice was so familiar, it was a voice none of the brothers had heard ever since the fall. The figure emerged completely from the mist, gold wings moving slowly as the figure stood right in front of God, whom only looked in shock at a face he never expected to see again.
“You are supposed to be dead.” He spoke simply.
“And you were meant to be a good father.” She spoke softly, eyes never leaving the man’s gaze.
“Then this time I’ll make sure you can never come back, Lilith.” God started trying to hit Lilith, but the being was simply too fast for him to actually land a hit.
“I always wondered, Father, how could a man kill his own daughter?”
“I already did once, want me to demonstrate again?” God kept launching himself at Lilith while she just avoiding and dodging him.
“How could a man be so selfish that he would sacrifice a live just to demonstrate to others that they need to fallow the rules.” Lilith only took a step to the side as God persistently tried to attack her. “Then realized.”
“oh yeah? And what did you realize?”
“That you needed to show people what would happen if they went against your rakes, because you needed people to fear you.” Lilith kept moving out of the way as God kept trying to attack them, at some point, she put her leg in the way, making the man fall face first into the floor and then look at her with her in his gaze. “You need people to fear you…because otherwise they would not fallow you.” God laughed darkly as he now tried to hit Lilith with several spells.
“Is that what you really think?”
“No”. Lilith looked at the angel and archangels who laid on the floor with fear in their eyes and tears falling. “I know that’s the case. You are simply a selfish old man with an enormous ego who knows that if it wasn’t because people fear you. They wouldn’t follow you.”
“Oh, shut up, will you?” God was wasting all of the energy and power he had regenerated on trying to hit Lilith. And he succeeded. A ray of light hit her right in the stomach, and it passed trough like it had hit nothing. “Huh?” Lilith moved and appeared right in front of God’s face, she had a smile plastered on her lips.
“Father, you can’t kill what is already dead.” God turned red out of fury and started to throw spells, curses, sigils, and everything the being could of at Lilith, ho remained immovable as it all crossed through her body.
Lilith looked over the group of demons beside her. Love and care went into her gaze as she smiled, eyes glowing a very bright shade of blue, constricting the crazy gold eyes of God. At the end, God was growing increasingly tired as he used more and more of his powers. Lilith held his fist, making the being look at it surprised. Lilith looked at God, eyes glowing even brighter now while God’s gold glow flickered in and out and she take away all the stole energy he still had in his body. God slowly fell to his knees as the girl made him become weaker. A blue aura that extended through the entire room, making the people in the room, even if for just a little, to feel better. As God lost the rest of his power at the moment, Lilith looked at the prince of the devildom who had been realized from God’s a while back. Then she looked back at the demons and smiled warmly.
“It wasn’t your fault.” This was for them, because it was the truth. No matter how guilty they felt for the things they did or didn’t do, the truth was that her death wasn’t on their hands. Her eyes fell on Satan, her small nephew and there were some happy tears in her eyes to know her family was growing. She placed a hand over her heart, closing her eyes and taking a deep breath as God lost the last of his power. “I love you all, no matter what or where, I love you.”
With that she was gone, her form disappeared to reveal the small human who had been channeling her the whole time. Mc looked at God, and both beings looked at each other with hate. Mc proceeded to punch God right in the face, the being had never felt so humiliated in his entire life. Mc only let go of God’s wrist when Diavolo stood right beside them and nodded. He would take care of God, and Mc was more than happy to run to the demons who gone trough so much. It was time to go home.
And...now there is only once chapter left to do. I honestly dont know how to feel about this. There were a lot of characters had to control all at once and im not sure if the change of heart from Luke and Simeon is believable. I feel like The final scene were Mc gets possesed by Lilith could have hit harder but yeah...i also think the action was weaker in this chapter compared to the last one. But yeah, now there is only left the epilogue which im really excited about. Hope y’all had liked this chapter, stay safe loves!
Chapter one
Chapter two
Chapter three
Chapter four
Chapter five
Chapter six
Chapter seven
Chapter eight
Chapter nine
Chapter ten
Chapter eleven
Chapter thirteen
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Ahhh I did see the paramount+ episode! And girl what they showed with josh and Shannon was nothing compared to what they used to show in the early uk version seasons lol. But still pretty wild! I like how Shannon was like I don’t kiss and tell then proceeded to go into explicit detail about how he ate her out with the girls like girl good for you but uhhh are you sure you wanna share that? It was funny how josh was like sorry mom. I try to not like him but honestly the man is growing on me.
And slade? Oh my god dude I was so sad bc he seemed like a genuine guy and I really hope everything is okay. But I think that ensures javonnys safety and honestly thank god bc if he left I would’ve been so sad.
I completely agree about Isaiah. Especially bc he went to Aimee straight after he and cash agreed they weren’t working. Which to me was also bullshit when he said he was forcing it with her but literally the day before he told her that he feels closest to her?? Get outta here dude. I really want Aimee and Wes to work out they just make sense to me. Jeremy is a pile of garbage I don’t understand how so many girls like him. And I hate to say it but you’re also right about cash. Like I love her and all but sometimes she’s just… overreacting? I don’t know how to describe it.
And what about the pact at the end between Olivia and cash? I think we all know cash is gonna go for Wes but what about Olivia? I have this theory that she’s also into Jeremy especially bc in one of the drop episodes she had to kiss someone during that challenge and cash told her you should kiss Jeremy and basically told her to go for it. And let’s not forget Jeremy said he’d pick her to have a threesome with in yesterday’s challenge. I just don’t think Olivia is as into javonny as he is into her unfortunately. But maybe I’m wrong who knows I just have a gut feeling about it.- E
Anonymous asked: Oh and sorry I totally ignored your question but I do think they’ll be casa amor this season! I mean I don’t see why not but yeah it’ll be absolute chaos. If it happened tomorrow we all know that Isaiah will graft on every girl until one shows interest and probably the same goes for Jeremy. Those two need to LEAVE -E
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Putting this under a cut because it's long as shit kdlajfs;kj
Omg SERIOUSLY?! GOD like I thought the Josh and Shannon thing was lowkey porn but now I'm intrigued lmfao. Honestly I'm glad they went to the villa. I have such mixed feelings about both of them, like I feel like Shannon STAYS stirring the pot which is... annoying but also like? Idk I hate to love her lmfao. Also YES LIKE UGH I DONT WANT TO LIKE JOSH AND SHANNON BUT I REALLY DO. I know they're not going to last outside the villa (like... they will but not for very long lmao) but they're good together for now.
I AGREE I REALLY LIKE SLADE AND I KNOW THAT IF I WERE IN THE VILLA HE'S SOMEONE I WOULD'VE GONE FOR IN A HEARTBEAAAAAT. I hope he's okay and I'm glad everyone was nice to him even though he was only there for like, what, one night? I agree though. I want Javonny to stay and I can't believe how much I'm starting to like him and Olivia.
Yeah idk where they found these fake ass men for this season f;dlafj;ls but Isaiah is bugging me. I feel like you can just tell exactly the type of guy he is in the outside world-- like he KNOWS he's pretty and he feels like he can get whatever he wants because of that. Fuck outta here lol. Also THANK YOU IM SO GLAD YOU AGREE LF;KDSJF LIKE Cash is still my favorite but like.... the villa doesn't revolve around you baby, not everything is a personal attack.
ALSO I cannot express how much I want Aimee and Wes together. God like every time he opens his mouth I'm like SWOONING. He's a dream, and I think he would treat Aimee the way she deserves to be treated. I feel like Cash and Wes are a weird match tbh. Wes even came into the villa ALL about Aimee right from the get go, but we fucked it up because we all voted for Cash to get a date dalkjf;dslkj and now he's like "Cash surprised me" or whatever. LOVE miss Cash but Aimee is a much better fit with Wes.
The pact has me nervous lkdfaj;djlkds like I feel like they're going to end up screwing themselves over. Although I think it'll be interesting to see Olivia finally like, putting forth effort to get a guy lmao. I hadn't thought about her and Jeremy but I actually completely see what you mean... when he kissed her as part of that "threesome" question I legit gasped. I think Javonny is really into her and he's trying so hard, but I feel like she's stringing him along and forcing herself to be like "no I'm into him kinda I guess."
CASA AMOOOOR PLEASE I CANT WAIT FOR THOSE EPISODES IF THAT'S REALLY GONNA BE A THING!!!!! I can think of quite a few people I want OFF the island. Bring in some fresh faces PLEASE!
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Alright so this will contain spoilers for chapters 7 to chapter 21. Also this is unedited and I ramble so good luck reading this lol.
So I wanted to add something to MC. So it was in the other post that we were thinking that MC had photographic memory, but when we panicking THEY WILL NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING. I say this but I’m going to like say that the only time this was not the case when they were in the labyrinth and had to remember how to summon Asmo.
Speaking of Asmo. I said before his was the longest to get but after the end of that night MC would tell him that they were still uncomfortable and to wait for them. Which is were Solomon comes in. The three of them hang out together a lot and that will help MC relax around Asmo more. I give it like a week and half maybe more maybe less. I like to think there are grace periods between the shinanagines. Then when they go back it doesn’t really change? Whether or not Solomon and MC live together is debatable but you bet they all hang out together as much as possible.
SPEAKING OF. Ok have i mention that MC and Solo are like siblings? Like I imagine during the ball when Luci is threatening you, Solomon just steps in like “Hello I am the brother your scaring the baby which is my job.” Then turning around and going “Yeah so lie ignore what he said I’m giving you part of my power to cause shinanagines.” And MC is just screaming internally because they don’t want to but given how these past months went it will actually happen.
I would love to switch topics and bring up something small I mentioned before. MC is the type to not be able to sleep and during one of these nights they probably passed Lucifer’s door to see that the light was still on. So they go the the kitchen, text him if he wants tea, coffee or a snack. Usually its just coffee but MC would take it to him and they exist in the same room until MC feels like they can sleep.
Anyway, we also talked about Satan knowing through his search on the internet about MC’s job, and how he’ll just casually weave it into a conversation leaving MC just confused. He would probably see MC on the same spectrum to him. While he collects knowledge for power MC collects knowledge to feel safe.
During the video game part of his arc, is when they really sit down and actually interact the most. MC giving him the full explanation on why they do the show and the things they learn through their research. They literally spend a whole in game day talking about demonology the others are just in the background like wtf?
YO THE MURDER ON THE TRAIN THOUGH?
BEFORE THAT MC WALKING THROUGH LONDON ONE OF THE BROTHER I THINK ASKED IF THEY WERE HAPPY TO BE BACK AND THIS MC IS JUST LIKE “Oh yeah definitely! Last time i was in London me and Solomon tried to solve a famous murder case! Oh then there was that haunted tavern- *gasp* WAIT ARE WE NEAR COLCHESTER CASTLE?” Their London videos are one of their favorites because i like to think MC is a history nerd sometimes.
Anyway the murder on the train. As Mammon, Luci and Satan are talking about doing things the ‘Demon way’ MC is just like. “Guys I’m and investigator leave this to me!” “Your a paranormal investigator. Let us handle this.” Luci would say but MC just points to Grisella. “THERE IS A LITERAL GHOST AND YALL ARE DEMONS LET ME HANDLE THIS.”
That scene has been in my head for weeks I’m sorry.
Then the horror game prank? Oh hell nah. MC is TERRIFIED. I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t cry or something. Like yeah they live with demons lol but the fact that magic exists still hasn’t settled in and now that its actively effecting the people they grew to love they are freaking out.
This is getting a lot longer then I had anticipated so I’ll wrap things up and add to these ideas later. If anyone wants me to elaborate on something let me know.
So coming towards the end of the events when Belphie is out and everything. At first I see MC being very wary about getting close to him. But then they see his brothers acting awkward and avoiding him. MC would feel bad, but they cant bring themselves to automatically hang out with him. So what they do is start by just being near him. Not necessarily talking but just being in the same room or near by. Getting used to his presence. Then slowly building up interactions to get to what we see in the game before the belated welcome party/birthday party.
When its time to leave Solomon would probably also stick behind to wait for MC to go home. Each of the brothers would most likely say the same thing as they do in the game but add in something about their job. Like “if you piss any demons off make sure to call one of us.” Or something.
I already talked about how their show would slowly turn into more of a informational show.
SO THE RETURN. Solomon would 100% drag MC to a portal to hell with a handheld camera. He vlogs saying that they are going to go back to hell for a while to there wont be any videos. THEN PUTS THE CAMERA ON THE FLOOR WHILE MC IS JUST LKE “WHAT? EXCUSE ME? I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS!” And disappear on camera.
Solomon before hand had one of their editors (who is likely a demon he has a pact with) upload that and their fans just FREAK OUT. Like I imagine magic messes with human tech so the camera just fizz out and they hear the spell and like that they are both gone.
God this is turning into a full fanfic idea... I should probably write it at this point with how detailed its becoming. ;;;;;
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Ok hmmmm fake dating art school au with Malec, Claia, Lukemaryse and (platonic, obviously) garrowbane where hmmm magnus is with an ex at the start and tries setting up Luke with people
well this got really cracky really fast
okay so im gonna go ahead and say that i have no idea how art school works in the US so for the sake of My Convenience™ imma go with the way it is in Brazil, which is "there are numerous kinds of arts going on in the same institute/college"
so im thinking..... clary obviously is doing visual arts, painting, whatever its called (this is probably where i should warn you that i know nothing about visual arts). maia is not really an arts major, but she's doing a course on technical/scientific drawing since shes a biology major and that's useful for her field studies. magnus is on the same course, except hes like an engineering major really. im a slut for inventor Magnus so yeah he wants to be an engineer to develop new kinds of technology so technical drawing is important for him. meliorn (watch me slip meliorn in literally everything i can) is a theatre major, and Luke and Maryse r both studying music
Luke and Maryse r older and like idk how common that is in the US but here in Brazil some ppl (spec retired ppl) come back to college to study something they have Always Wanted To but that wouldnt bring them money. i know that the whole "no free college" thing makes that harder but they can be post-graduates i guess. or Luke is and maryse is a regular major but shes a super rich hotshot lawyer who after the divorce decided to be less stuck up and dedicate herself to things she enjoys, and since shes rich, she has the money to do a major or a music course just for fun
anyway! Magnus is the kind of guy whos friends with everyone from all ages and courses. he quickly becomes friends with maia (shes on his course after all) and meliorn (who is a theatre major but takes classes in everything they can because.... they can)
i just realized maia/meliorn has a LOT of brotp potential but ok anyway
magnus and maia bond greatly over their shared interests (yeah shes a biologist and hes an engineer but magnus' interests vary a lot and also hes a fan of biochemistry. they also have relatively similar life stories and a similar sense of humor, even if maia is sharper at the edges - which is something Magnus likes, really. she's fierce and fun and unafraid and he wishes he were more like her sometimes. they have a mutual admiration and kind of protection pact). meliorn on the other hand is kind of the local queer cryptid in a way, which of course means magnus immediately befriends him, and Maia is just delighted at how much of a trickster they are. magnus also likes meliorn a lot because they're so... chill and easy and unbothered by social conventions to the point of being nearly unaware, which makes Magnus feel so comfortable. and meliorn thinks Magnus is interesting, and they all get along.
maia kind of brings luke into the group. luke is kind of maia's adoptive uncle. she lives alone but once she ran away from home luke was super nice and helpful and also one of the ppl who most encouraged her to go after her major like she wanted
luke and maia are clearly close and have each other's backs, but they also tease each other a lot. so when one day luke teases maia over her crush on clary, she retaliates by looking DIRECTLY at meliorn and being like "he's just jealous. did you ppl know he hasnt been on a single date in years" and meliorn, who thrives on the chaos, is like "oooh we should set him up" and magnus of course jumps at the opportunity
so the three of them keep trying to set ppl up with luke, and it just ...... never works. like doesnt come even close to working. its kind of a disaster actually. its awkward, it never clicks, and at this point luke is begging them to stop but you know thats not gonna happen. so as a last resort, luke lies that he's dating a woman from class. cue him asking maryse, whom hes never talked to in his life but is the only eligible woman his age at class, to like, please do him a solid. and maryse is just so shocked by this random (but handsome) man's life, shes like. lmao sure. look shes a post-divorce woman she wants to be free and cease giving fucks
and maryse kind of has fun pretending to date luke, but she's a busy woman and she doesnt hang out with them often, and they are like [BANGING POTS AND PANS] WE WANT TO ACTUALLY MEET HER
and luke is all like "well maybe if all of yall singles got dates we could have a date together otherwise get out" so maia asks clary out purely out of spite and turns out it works, but Magnus and Meliorn are like "uuuuhhhhh,,,,,,," so meliorn is like "what if we pretend to be together lmao" and Magnus is like shit we're gonna do that aren't we
i know its not exactly Magnus having an ex but look im struggling to put all of this together okay udhdhdbd also im not big on the whole "breaking up because of someone else" trope ya feel
god this is just the setup for malec to meet, im,,,, a mess
so anyway Magnus and Meliorn are determined to totally sell this to luke (maia knows its a scam of course, she can smell bullshit from miles away). and luke and maryse are also totally determined to sell this cuz everyone is an idiot. so they keep having, like,,,,, dates together, until eventually they kind of become a solid group of friends. they all welcome maryse and are really impressed by how critical she is of her pre-divorce self and how it did wonders for her, they think shes really strong. she even shares about how she struggled with her son being gay and her daughter deciding to become a forensic pathologist instead of a lawyer like her, you know. in short they all become good friends
so now everyone (but maia and clary who are happy and drama free and laughing their butts off at Magnus and Meliorn) is in a difficult situation because now theyre all friends! what are they gonna do, confess it was a scam all along? pretend to break up and make the whole thing awkward? they're trapped in their fake dating and it looks like they're just gonna have to, like ... deal with it
and in luke and maryse's situation it's even more complicated because they are kind of getting into each other, and theyre like groaning because theyre grown ass adults they shouldn't be living this trope. and yet
anyway as they become closer they start going to maryse's (shes the only one with a large enough place) and that's when Magnus meets Alec and meliorn meets izzy
which,,,,, despair
because they had been doing a great job of fake dating so far, excuse you, they are partners in crime. they're a well oiled lying machine and they work together flawlessly. magnus is not even a good liar but shit if meliorn didnt teach him every trick on how to not technically lie, and also they are very close and the kind of ppl who are comfortable with sharing affection, so yeah they drape their arms on each others shoulders and hold hands and kiss each others cheeks NO PROBLEM but now theyre both interested in someone else
hell, theyre both interested in maryse's kids
fuck
shit
goddamn
meliorn is all like "i told you we should have pretended to have an open relationship" and Magnus is like luke KNOWS im monogamous he would KNOW we're lying and meliorn is like FUCK and maia and clary are losing their shits
meanwhile luke and maryse are becoming more and more domestic and oblivious to the world. they will b like "you kids put the movie on, we'll make dinner" and be all like fluffy asshole
izzy quickly picks up that its a scheme cuz shes smart, and flirts with meliorn when maryse isnt around, while Alec is like SHIT dude i cant believe ur into a TAKEN MAN what the fuck kind of sad gay stereotype r u
but their pull is like,,, stronk and they frequently find themselves getting lost in their own little world and lowkey flirting and just being a liiiiil too close (especially in alecs case since hes like ..... stoic extraordinaire) and then theyre like AH SHIT WAIT and they jump and pretend nothings happening
and look, izzy would tell Alec about the scam, but she's, como se dice...... having way too much fun at his expense. she and meliorn start dating on like day 1 and make a pact to see how long they can keep the act up and enjoy the show
maia and clary have eaten their combined weight in popcorn by this point
the intrigue. the chaos. the misunderstandings
it gets more and more ridiculous as time goes by but Magnus is still determined to yknow keep the act up and not expose his and meliorn's lies
they just,,,,,,, live like this
it lasts for so long
like ..... months of ridiculousness
and alec is suffering because hes into a taken man whos obviously very in love with his partner and he feels guilty and all of that shit
and magnus just.... doesnt know what to do with his predicament. look he has anxiety this was a bad idea how is he gonna walk up to Alec and b like "hey so I'm not really dating meliorn it was all a scam so we could spy on luke and ur mom but it went too far" and the more time passes the more awkward it gets
the dam probably breaks when magnus finds meliorn and izzy on a date on accident, and hes like rjrhrjrjdnc SO THEY KNOW???? and meliorn is like nah only izzy knows we wanted to see how long itd take for u and alec to get ur shit together. and magnus is like oh my god and meliorn is like "in my defense i didnt think it would take literal months!!!!!! and then it started to feel awkward to just tell you to go for it"
so magnus is like FINE i guess i will TELL ALEC and ask him if he wants to DATE ME IN SECRET so we can keep NOT HAVING TO CONFESS WE LIED TO HIS MOM
and then i guess he tells Alec???? and he still isnt sure whether or not Alec likes him so he isnt planning to ask him out immediately afterwards, just, you know, let him in on the secret, and Alec is like "dude my mom is lying too" and Magnus is like what she and luke are like married
anyway knowing about that gives them full permission to come out as lying bitches so they're like "how dare you lie to us like this.. but also we did the same thing"
eventually luke actually asks maryse out
i dont even know whats happening anymore god im done
this is your fault anon
if anyone wants to actually write this, feel free rjrhdjdn honestly id read it
#god i just....... went bonkers with this#ask#anonymous#sh#shadlwhunters#sh crack#crack#malec crack#magnus bane#alec lightwood#malec#luke garroway#maryse lightwood#lukemaryse#maia roberts#clary fray#claia#meliorn#izzy lightwood#isabeliorn#god im out of control#fic idea
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lookin for any ship (no w*ycest oh god) but for it to be a historic / not modern au! ive read quite a few of the popular ferard ones, but I cant find them anymore so feel free to include those. longer ones would be preferable, and i dont mind if they include other things like vampires or like.. pirates or somethin. thank u so much!!!!
Hi Nonny!
First things first: This is a blog for all ships. I'll answer your ask this time, but from now on asks that hate on a ship will be deleted. It's perfectly fine to dislike a ship and want it excluded from a list you're requesting, but you can be neutral about it.
With that out of the way: This Frank/Gerard Historical AUs list might be interesting to you as well!
Historical AUs (Misc. Ship Edition)
Bury Me In Memory by Acadjonne, Ray/Gerard, 27k, Teen And Up Audiences. Since losing his wife, Ray has done everything he could to raise his daughter Grace on his own. His brother-in-law Gideon, however, somehow always finds ways to complain about Ray and his parenting abilities. Despite this, Ray is determined not to let Gideon get the best of him. A chance meeting with author Gerard Way may change things, however, as the two soon begin to develop an attachment to each other, though neither does anything about it. Gerard is too preoccupied with making a grand statement about it, and Ray is too afraid of how it might affect Grace if Gideon were ever to find out. One misplaced paper, however, may be the unraveling of an important and well kept secret; one which could bring Ray’s entire life crashing down around him.
If I Fall by GALEXY, Frank/Gerard, Frank/Jamia, Lindsey/Gerard, Christa/Ray, Kristin/Mikey, 25k, Mature. “Jersey boys, huh?” The officer looked the five of them over before jerking his chin towards a table near the entry way. “Go on.” As they walked away, the blonde one—they later came to know him as Bob—sighed and muttered “I’m from Chicago” under his breath.
Gunpowder and Lead by prophetic, Frank/Gerard, Lindsey/Frank/Gerard, 53k, Teen And Up Audiences. Frank and Gerard made it through their first cattle drive together, but now Frank is gone and Gerard doesn’t know what to do. His gut tells him Frank’s disappearance has something to do with the preacher man. Turns out, Lindsey is looking for the preacher man too, but she won’t say why. Gerard has reasons enough to hate the man, but Lindsey has more—reasons that stretch back into her family, her childhood, and what brought her out west in the first place. She wants what he owes her—she wants revenge. American Western, set in the 1880s.
In Firmer Chains, Our Hearts Confine by doctorkilljoy, Grant/Gerard, 37k, Explicit. Former musical composer and current writer Gerard Way is a sensation of the musical and literary scenes of 1800s London. But after struggling for ages with his new book, he’s close to giving up. Until he receives an offer from Grant Morrison himself; to go to his manor in Scotland and work on his novel in peace. Gerard seizes upon the chance immediately. Grant, however, has a dark secret he’s desperately trying to keep hidden. And Gerard has a few of his own.
GHOST OF YOU by wentz, Mikey/Pete, 13k, Mature. he spends a lot of time thinking about gaps... gaps in time, gaps in space. the gap between the hem of mikey’s t-shirt and the waistband of his pants when he stretches his arms over his head. gaps in teeth, gaps in narratives. gaps of silence between gunshots. mostly he thinks about the wide, wide gap of the atlantic ocean and the war waiting on the other side.
Lead Me Home by wordslinging, Frank/Gerard, Grant/Gerard, Frank/Grant/Gerard, 34k, Explicit. When Grant finds an unconscious young man on the edge of his country estate, he takes him in and nurses him through the fever that develops, only to find when the fever breaks that his guest has completely lost his memories. With only a first name--Gerard--and evidence that he's escaped from some sort of danger, Grant and Gerard begin a search for his identity, all the while finding themselves drawn closer to each other. When they make contact with Gerard's family--including his father's ward, a young man named Frank--their situation becomes even more complicated.
amnesiaverse by fleurdeliser, tuesdaysgone, Frank/Gerard, Frank/Grant, Frank/Grant/Gerard, 45k, Explicit. Written for prompt number five of the yobrothatssick challenge: One foggy, wet afternoon, a mysterious young man collapses on the doorstep of Lord Morrison's manor. He does not remember his name or how he came to be there, but he does not seem that unfamiliar to Gerard, Lord Morrison's ward...
Below the Trees, Which Are Below the Stars by alpheratz, Frank/Mikey, Ray/Gerard, 38k, Explicit. In the mid-1920s, Gerard and Mikey moved to France - Gerard to pursue art, Mikey because he couldn't stay behind. Now, it's 1930, and Mikey's become an airmail pilot, flying the mail route to Dakar with his navigator Frank. For a long time, the only rough thing about Mikey's life was the strain on his and Gerard's soulbond when Mikey was away, but his growing feelings for Frank and the arrival of Frank's old friend Ray could change everything.
1930s Dragverse by wordslinging, Frank/Gerard, Grant/Gerard, 45k, Mature. It's the last year of Prohibition, and bootlegger Frank Iero wants to sever his ties to the world of organized crime and go straight, but his mob connections have other plans for him. No one would like to see Frank get away from the mob more than Gerard, but he's got problems of his own--like the fact that he's a cross-dressing cabaret singer constantly struggling to keep his true identity secret from those who can't be trusted. With the help of a devoted brother, a detective who just might be as trustworthy as he claims, and a wealthy, eccentric Scotsman who features prominently in Gerard's past, Frank and Gerard just might be able to get out and start a new life together, but it's not going to be easy. A tale of gangsters, garter belts, love (hopefully) overcoming all obstacles, and a whole lot of coffee.
in sickness and in health by mwestbelle, Bob/Jamia, Bob/Frank/Jamia, Frank/Jamia, 16k, Explicit. WWII AU in which Bob married his fallen comrade's wife out of duty, but Frank is not so fallen.
Fic: The End of the Beginning (PG-13) by tuesdaysgone, Lindsey/Gerard, Bob/Gerard, Lindsey/Alicia, Lindsey/Bob, Lindsey/Bob/Gerard, Alicia/Gerard, 15k, Teen And Up Audiences. Prompt #413 - post WWII fic where MCR are returned to the US in varying states of physical/mental hurt. Gee has his wife to go back to, but also has to face Alicia, and while he's managed to come to terms with Mikey's death with the help of his unit, he feels pretty guilty for letting Alicia's husband die. Lyn and Alica are strong women in the workforce (overalls and mechanics!). They all deal with their pain and trauma together. A billion bonus points if MCR made pacts to *look after* their wives if something happened to them, and Alicia refuses to be a charity case, and it all turns into 50s secret swinging GSF.
Fic: These Elegant Crimes (R) by tuesdaysgone, Frank/Gerard, Frank/Greta Salpeter, Frank/Greta Salpeter/Gerard, 33k, Mature. Gerard Way inherits a title and a seat in the House of Lords and decides to Save Lives Through Legislation. He also paints portraits, collects strays, and occasionally commits felonies in his spare time. A Victorian AU.
Undertow by silentdescant, Frank/Jamia, Lindsey/Gerard, 35k, Mature. Frank lost his ship, his crew, and his best friend in one violent storm. When he washes up on an island, he has to learn how start living again. Time passes, and he thinks he's settled down and moved on, but then he rescues a woman from the sea and in caring for her, realizes he hasn't fully recovered from his own shipwreck. Frank quickly comes to depend on her and though he starts to live again, he doesn't want to live without her. Vaguely-historical AU.
A Gentleman's Agreement by mahoni (orphan_account), Bob/Brian and other band ships, 56k, Explicit. Brian buys and sells unicorns and bicorns for the titled and wealthy. When Bob's stepfather defaults on a debt he owes Brian, he uses Bob as barter to pay the debt off. Brian and Bob agree that their arrangement will be a marriage on paper only, that Bob will run Brian's stables and the relationship will remain strictly professional. But despite Bob's trust issues and Brian's propensity for drinking a lot instead of dealing with how he feels, their mutual affection for Brian's horses breaks down the walls between them. With a little help from Brian's friends and his possessed house, they begin to fall in love.
#ray/gerard#frank/gerard#frank/jamia#lindsey/gerard#christa/ray#kristin/mikey#lindsey/frank/gerard#grant/gerard#mikey/pete#frank/grant/gerard#frank/grant#frank/mikey#bob/jamia#bob/frank/jamia#bob/gerard#lindsey/alicia#lindsey/bob#lindsey/bob/gerard#alicia/gerard#bob/brian#pretty sure this is the most ships I've ever had in one post#fic rec list#alternate universe#historical au
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crimes of grindelwald thoughts
alright obvious spoilers not that it matters bc i have one follower lmao but !! i need somewhere to scream abt this movie
first of all i love jacob and newt so much. best parts of this movie honestly i love them and i want them to be happy
but to be fair i actually rlly rlly enjoyed watching this movie!! like,, there are a looot of things i dont understand about it and i have no idea how they happened or why theyre happening but thats Okay i would still recommend everyone watch it! its so good!!!
good things:
- grindelwald !! i mean,, no hes not a good thing but i really liked how they wrote his character. like i can UNDERSTAND the power he has over people and how hes manipulating them. hes really not just a Voldemort 2.0 and i respect that a lot bc thats not what an entirely different villain should be like. but casting issues and all aside i really liked this
- i also liked the interaction between leta lestrange and dumbledore that was some good stuff and the actors were rlly good too !!! - i like the direction queenie is going in. i mean i dont actually of course but it seems realistic and i think its important and its good character development n stuff so hhh hope that works out later tho !! i am Suspense
- jacob walked into that movie and i was like !!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD i love him so much and it was rlly nice to see him back even if i dont think it was that neat to have him lose his memory of everything that happened for significance and in this movie have everything go like WHOOMP hes back but i uhhhh loved it anyway so this is not a complaint its a good thing - i still loved newt and having a good main character makes the whole movie a better watch in general. ive seen sequels where i just Cant get attatched to the new characters but wow i didnt really have much of a problem with that here
- it was also never boring and i really just loved n enjoyed this movie a lot!!! okay hhh bad things/things that i personally disliked:
- ive seen different opinions on this but??? what was that blood pact????? what are u doing??????????????? i cant even be coherent properly so here are the main reasons that was rlly dumb
1- w-who does that in a romantic relationship ever :o and yes jkr has literally said dumbledore n grindelwald were in LOVE HELLO feel free to correct me if im wrong on anything but if ur gonna say it u should show it,,,, Continuity Please. anyway separate issue but if u love someone youre not gonna be like “hey lets make SURE we dont fight each other ever” because youll trust that the other person?? isnt gonna fight u???!!!???? im
2- thats literally not the reason he “cannot move against grindelwald” okay like it shouldnt be. this conversation literally happens in dh and dumbledore says he was scared of facing what rlly happened when ariana died!! there was no actual physical thing stopping him!!! the only acceptable justification is that he doesnt want to face this ghosts of his past and that moment and he is SCARED okay so COME ON give dumbledore his faults! hes scared of his past and that IS the reason!!
3- wait how did grindelwald, aberforth, and albus fight if they had already entered a blood pact. like i dont think albus would aim for his own brother EVER but could he even attack grindelwald if they had a blood pact?? not sure how this works lol but who was he aiming for then??? just firing everywhere randomly without intention cause that sounds,,, significantly harder to believe and makes that scene loads messier esp if grindelwald couldnt aim for albus either so
4- the blood pact was so frickin unnecessary im sobbing. like there was the scene where its all like “oh some say you were as close as brothers” and dumbledore is like “oh we were closer than brothers...” and im like OK! the little scene in the air doesnt explicitly reveal anything either so thats ok but the closer than brothers line was rlly revealing for me. at least for like two minutes and then dumbledore looked in the mirror and saw himself making a blood pact w grindelwald. like ok is That what u meant by closer than brothers bc thats what everythings pointing to but it shouldnt be and i.............ugh
5- im honestly just kind of hhhhhhhhhhhh. i can concede that the blood pact might be significant in later films and i look forward to watching them! but. at the same time i. wish that if you were going to say dumbledore was gay it would actually be explicitly referenced in the movie, instead of dancing around that and dropping it in hints and pieces that fans of the series who know this information will understand and others can just dismiss as friendship! there were So Many good places in this movie to include this fact (altho feel free to disagree w me haha) and i think that not including this fact was honestly tiring.
- nagini...........obv this isnt a huge problem bc idk where her story will go next n it might develop n become important but as of rn, i have no idea what her role in this movie is. i wonder if her reappearance in the harry potter series will actually be of significance and if itll be explained how she will end up under servitude to voldemort bc i genuinely dont understand right now. it just seems like a cameo to draw attention in the trailer ghgdjh
- leta lestrange’s death didnt feel right or impactful and im sad . definitely a huge opinion here but it felt like a mandatory character snuff to make the movie sad and ghdsjgfh oh well :(
- little continuity issues?? dumbledore being DADA professor instead of transfiguration bc Boggarts Are Important For Foreshadowing. also how is mcgonagall an adult or actually how is she even alive and um of course the fact that this movie doesnt confirm what jkr has said about dumbledore and grindelwald beforehand.
- im actually going to totally repeat myself bc this deserves a separate point umm why arent dumbledore and grindelwald actually shown as in love with each other as young men. its completely relevant to the movie and its not hard to put it in there instead of the bLOOD PACT (ask anyone irl ive been screaming abt the blood pact ever since i came out of that movie). anyway i know david yates said he wouldnt be including that as part of the movie as fans are aware of that aNyway but its not that hard to understand. people are asking for actual representation?? not smt vague??? because this is just here to Please People. if u refuse to see this ship, ure just gonna see them as having a friendship! maybe u havent heard about what jkr said or maybe ure choosing to ignore it bc,, idk that says smt about u, or maybe another reason idk! but if u go into this knowing they were In Love and hoping to see confirmation of dumbledore being canonically gay, youre going to hear that “oh, we were more than brothers” line and be like oh yeah we been knew, or more seriously like hey! maybe we’re getting a canon confirmation, not just floaty young people leaning towards each other! like when he looked in the mirror i was like okay This Is It this is gna be confirmation but then it wasnt oop. it was the !!! bloooood paaact !!! which means that people could interpret the “closer than brothers” line as meaning oh we done did a blood pact that means we blood related look at us go! Wow! so this is basically just a half azzed attempt at pleasing people w stereotypical viewpoints and people happy to see representation. hmmmmmmmmmm.. (psst if u actually ship older dumbledore n grindelwald tho What Are You Doing Stop !! thats not a healthy relationship, grindelwald is an awful person and dumbledore deserves to grow from the person he was before!!! he deserves so much better!!! im not saying to ship them but im saying that if we’re gonna say they were in love as young men and if we are going to confirm that dumbledore is gay well,,, lets put that in canon pls!!!! we need canon representation but we dont need to pretend this ship is healthy or good bc its representation either. this isnt shipping this is asking to acknowledge that dumbledore was gay and in love with grindelwald and its confirmed that grindelwald was in love with him too. in the place the story of tcog is now, that relationship is not ever going to happen again and if u actually think it is ure suffering from some next-level delusion. just be definitive and acknowledge that your characters are LGBT tho pls!! u said they were!!! actually i would be so much happier to see a Happy And Healthy LGBT Pairing can we have that? please?)
- big spoiler but hOW IS CREDENCE ALBUS’ BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING DKFJDKSH i need to separate my thoughts again
1- AGE DIFFERENCE........apparently dumbledore is like 46 in this movie right?? credence doesnt look over 20. okay percival dumbledore is put in azkaban before albus starts school right?? so the maximum age albus can be is 11. now im gonna say that kendra was not having any more kids w anyone else after that incident fs so the oldest albus can be when ariana is born is 12, leaving room for some other stuff okay. ALBUS AND CREDENCE DONT LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A 12 YEAR AGE GAP WHAT IS HAPPENINF
2- i saw people theorizing that credence is ariana’s son and NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLS NO
3- not an actual issue but i thought grindelwald said his name was berrylius dumbledore which i later remembered as berrylium dumbledore and anyway thank god for the internet
4- okay at this point i cant tell if this has just been brought in for shock value or smt like. is this relevant to the plot. is grindelwald even telling the truth. w-why did the movie end there. help....... i think thats it but i do want to say that i respect the rights of the creator jkr to do whatever she wants w these characters. its her world! but i can have a whole bunch of opinions n feelings about this movie and still support it. after all, i love harry potter and the whole wizarding world w my whole heart.
did anyone even read that LOOOL that was so long sorry
#feel free to disagree w me tho#im completely open to hear other opinions#and mine are subject to change anyway#i used so much !!!!! in this sorry#crimes of grindelwald#harry potter#hp#fbawtft#fantastic beasts#tcog#tcog spoilers#crimes of grindelwald spoilers#spoilers#hp spoilers#fantastic beasts spoilers#tcog opinions#crimes of grindelwald opinions
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Current Characters
Welcome! Here’s an overview of the (far too many) campaigns I am in, have been in, or will be in! This doesn’t include the games I DM, though for information on those, visit here!
Current Games
• “Siofra Besneress” (she/they/any pronouns). Siofra is a changeling Oath of Devotion paladin, and makes me legitimately upset to think about. She often makes me legitimately upset to think about. Siofra is part of the game known as “Twin Planes” and is... way too appropriate for that setting. A fun merge of traditional changeling mythology (fey child who was switched with a regular child) and D&D changeling lore (changing faces and forms at will). (Their name is in quotation marks because it is not their name; it is a stolen name and a stolen identity :])
• Nova Evarínya (zie/hir). Nova is a 14 year old moon elf who is a Stars Druid 2/Divination Wizard 2 multiclass, and the apprentice to the Royal Astronomer, and a princet. Nova is part of the sig figs Evarínya game, where we all play as members of the royal family/royal council!! I love hir so much but also zie is so strange to play because zie’s so smart and so bad at teaching and has six charisma. Iconic, I think.
• Hesper (they/them). Hesper is an oath of redemption paladin in the Nyx game that has just restarted and is going strong :D dmed by kes of naddcord fame. They run a wayhouse for folks who are seeking redemption, and strive for patience, understanding, and perseverance. also they just. dont wear armour and dont fight so cant wait to see that end super well for them, i bet.
Future Games
• Oleander (they/them). Hm, another they/them character from me, Jay. Oleander is from a short campaign one of my friends is running that’s based around the “fancy dinner party murder mystery” trope. Ander is a human knowledge domain cleric who grew up in a family with fancy high-falootin’ elf academic parents and grew up with a lot of academic pressures that they completely fell over. But never fear! After dropping out of uni, Ander found themself frequenting a dilapidated temple to the god of knowledge and was taught to appreciate learning for information’s sake, rather than for the praise. :]. I love them.
Past Games
• Gilbert Saltpot (he/him). Gilbert is a goblin arcane trickster rogue, from a high-school based, fantasy high inspired one shot run by my good friend Jill. He chose to go to an adventuring school in search of an opportunity to raise funds to turn his brother Maurice back into a goblin after he was true-polymorphed by a powerful wizard at a young age. He’s doing fine, I think.
• Scrat (they/them, any pronouns). Scrat is a kobold wild magic sorcerer who I played briefly in an online one shot way back when. They discovered their magic in their little kobold clan living in caves, and immediately started using it to convince the other kobolds that they were a voice of the gods in order to get more food and other benefits from them. They didn’t understand how their magic worked, and accidentally wiped the rest of their clan out due to an unfortunate wild magic surge that sent a Fireball blasting through the cave. They barely survived, and now wander the world, looking for answers and a chance to redeem themself.
• Wellby Goodflips (he/they). Wellby was my first ever D&D character, and while he was an asshole edgy halfling rogue who refused to talk about his feelings, he lives in a very special place in my heart. He was lost in the city when he was very small (literally, his parents simply lost track of him -- he was very small) and grew up on the streets, and taught himself how to do sweet flips and tricks for money to survive.
• Mr Sun (he/him). Mr Sun is part of the, uh, miserpocalypse game DM’d by isabella of naddcord fame. It’s a liddol christmas one-shot where we play as the miserlings of the heat and snow misers! Mr Sun is a miserling of the Heat Miser and he’s an 18th level rune knight fighter and 2nd level forge domain cleric. He’s a battle hardened warrior determined to finally rid the world of North Wind once and for all. (rip, miserpocalypse. sorely missed)
On Hold Games
• P8R (Peter) (he/him). P8R (Peter) is a warforged Spores druid from a currently on-hold pirate two-or-three-shot. He was washed out at sea with no memories and only the algae and mould growing on him to keep him company, and was eventually rescued by the captain of the ship, to whom he thinks he now owes a life debt. He is slowly being consumed by the very spores that give him power, and has no memories of him life before. Tragic, when you think too hard about it!
• Aeryl Lendiir (he/him). Aeryl is a wood-elf bard from a brief campaign one of my friends was running! He was raised in an Amish-inspired “no-magic” religion, but found himself fascinated by magic, and secretly learned the bardic arts from a music instructor of his. He’s currently on his fantasy-Rumspringa and is going to soon have to make the important decision to return and give up his magic and individuaity, or leave and never see his, like, 40 siblings ever again.
• Daisy Merrystone (she/her). Daisy is my life domain cleric from the Fantasy High: mage madness game run by the aforementioned isabella. There’s not a lot to her - she’s a cheerleader and a lesbian, and gets quite competitive about little things, and I intended her to be a bit of an asshole but that proved impossible when the rest of her party was *coughs* even worse.
• Isafira Greenlock (she/her). Isafira (or Izzy, as she’s known) in a halfling pact of the chain fiend warlock. She’s very friendly and bubbly, and love to make new friends. She was raised in a pretty gnarly cult that worshipped an archfiend as a god, and so she didn’t hesitate when the voice in her head that gave her powers as long as she did what it said piped up :]. Izzy is... painfully naive, and playing her involves a lot of actively choosing to not insight check. God, is she fun to play. She’s part of an untitled irl game with “The Band Formerly Known As” (the party name).
• Cass (they/them). Cass (short for Cassiopeia, or their whole name Cassiopeia Asteria Calypso Marin O’Doherty-Smith) is a 12 year old ex-magical girl from a one shot my friend is running where each of us have to play “chosen one”s in a modern world fairly similar to our own. Cass uses the mechanics of an aasimar divine soul sorcerer, and in-game was born with bright blue hair to parents who got really excited about the prospect of their magic baby and pushed them to save the world! Cass quit once they were 10 and a half and is now an emo twelve year old just hoping for a regular life.
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Your Love's a Fucking Drag (But I Need it So Bad)
Summary: Dan likes black and leather jackets, Phil likes reading in solitude and playing video games. But they have one thing in common as new roommates at uni: They are both completely straight. Just because they like to get each other off every once in a while doesn’t make it any different.
A/N: We've been writing this fic for over a year now and it's strange to think this is the last time we'll be doing this. Thank you so much for all of your support and we hope you enjoy the final chapter <33
Masterpost
Chapter Nine
*picks up after “true bros swallow” from chapter seven
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don’t judge me makila
I’m 110% judging right now smh no homo just bromo
I came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked rn
Not as attacked as Dan’s cock amiright
STOP THIS IMMEDIATELy
...That's what he said and then Phil made him
My mind is literally blank rn jfc i have absolutely no comebacks whatsoever
On a scale of one to Dan’s mind during orgasm from a brojob how blank?
Like dan’s mind during orgasm and then some
Yet somehow Phil Lester’s lips aren't involved. I think he got the better deal, really. Also cuddles after
Im jealous of dan i want phil lester’s cuddles :<
I swear to god we sound so ace right now 100 to 0 real fast
*writes sex scene* “Wow i cant wait to cuddle the fuck out of phil” 100% ace
Seriously though Phil probably gives some of the best cuddles imaginable I'm jealous
My friend met him and she said he gives the best hugs out of anyone she’s ever met
You know what fuck Phan I'm stealing Phil for myself
“Hi do u have any philxreader fics” dats u
“I don't want the yang wang dang just the hugging”
Im fucking pissing myself im hilarious
I think my mom just heard that snort
Im literally laughing so hard and my dogs started barking bc of it christ i need sleep
Jesus Christ has very little to do with this conversation, trust me ;)))))))))))))
I hope he isn’t too mad that i started involving him in our crimes
We’re all going to hell anyway, what's one more crime really
Imagine if jesus went to hell with us JESUS READS TOO MUCH GAY PORN
“So what was your punishment?”
“I liked sucking cocks too”
“Same. Only bros?”
“True bros swallowed. Dat was me.”
Jeezy wheezy (sry i cant type wow) thats amazing and i had something to say but i dont REMEMBER
They say losing your memory this early means you're definitely screwed and damned to hell
I mean we already knew i was going to hell so whats the difference
I've spent my evening reading gay porn stars AU instead of studying that ship has sailed
Porn star aus are the best thing ever no ragerts
“Ragerts”-Rachel, 2016
The sin has clouded your thoughts
Im gonna get that tattooed on me “no ragerts”
You can say not only were you extremely drunk when you got it you were also drunk when you thought it up. A win win
“How did you get that tattoo??” “Well im always drunk man”
“Drunk on gay smut and memes”
I read too much about bros swallowing loads
You need to fire your autocorrect and get a better one
Im on my computer so looks like i just have to fire my brain
Our wordcount has upped significantly can we just keep this here. “Now presenting a short intermission from your writers”
Oh my god when we upload the last chapter (whenever the fuck that will be jesus christ what are we doing with this story) we should post this
Imagine the day when our inboxes will no longer be filled with messages of “WHEN THE FUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER OF YLAFD GOING TO BE UP??????”
That’s the day that the earth will truly implode
See the real question is who’s going to store all these screenshots on their camera roll? Forfeit those sick GBs
I can screenshot them on my computer hahaha
Way to ruin the moment Rachel wooooooow :(((((((( That was so low not even Dan could recover (get it because he’s a bottom? I'm so tired smh)
Sorry bro (*insert lenny face here bc im too lazy to do that*) i hope dans proud of me
He knows it's just about bros doing bro things I'm sure he’d fully endorse our fics. (And let’s be honest, I'll bet you one hundred dollars this hasn't happened to him at least once)
Oh him and phil have d e f i n i t el I GIVE UP fucked
Which will come out first? Dan Howell or Sherlock’s next season? YO MAMA’S SO FAT BY THE TIME SHE TURNS AROUND DAN HOWELL CAME OUT!!!!!1!
JESUS CHriST “How many licks does it take for dan howell to come out?” “The world may never know”
Oh he’ll be coming all right *insert lenny face*
HE’LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN HE COMES
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WHAT THE FUCK MAKILA NO the human centipede lol
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ POOP
Ur enjoying urself aren’t u
FIGHT ME (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (what? I don't have an entire wall of lenny’s saved to my notes for this very purpose that would be ridiculous haha ha ha ha…)
Usually when i use a lenny face i go back and copy it from one of my friend’s text messages so ALL THE JUDGEMENT HERE UR FIRED
AT LEAST LENNY STILL LOVES ME
( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ holy shit we broke 14k yay us #rakilaftwrioolymipcs2k16
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) we literally broke 14k because we wrote an entire essay about how much of a meme we are (why is this a different color text wtf)
All better. The perfectionist in me is satisfied.
Im proud of you makkypoo
BU-BUT SENPAIIIIIIII REALLY????? JU-JUST ME???????
JUST U MACKLEMORE (i think im so funny)
Macklemore I'm dying (right and Phil’s dating Dan. Oh wait)
I think your nickname is no longer makila but instead macklemore
Once we release these screenshots it will be THANKS RACHEL UR FIRED NOW
BUT ): A KOUHAI CANT HIRE THEIR SENPAIIIIIIII (also i hope you start getting messages about macklemore now)
WOW I FEEL SO LOVED :,(((((((((( a single man tear
A man tear… like uh i dont have a fucking comeback im So TIRED LIKE UR MUMS MAN TEAR
THE NERVE!!!!!!!!!1!1! WELL YOUR MUM’S MAN TEAR IS SO UNMANLY NOT EVEN DAN WOULD THINK IT WAS ATTRACTIVE SO THERE BITE ME
Cuz we all know dan thinks every man tear is attractive rip to dan’s heart (and his sexuality)
“Here lies Dan’s heterosexuality and heteronormativity. It will be sorely--screw it no it won't.”
Dan’s heterosexuality&heteronormativity,,, June 10, 1991 - Today (what is today) August 20, 2016
“We gather to celebrate with smut and Lenny human centipedes.” I need sleep so badly right now smh I'm dead tomorrow
GO TO SLEEP (honestly i do too i have to wake up early to move back to uni rip)
I will if you do. A bro pact. (A broct? Pacbro?)
Just… stop right there LOL lets form a broct(?) and just brosleep it out
I hope Phil brohugs you bro
Thanks bro i hope phil brocuddles u my dude, my bro
Aw you mean it bro? U r always there for me, man, I luv u u r like a brother to me, bro
Bro… oh my god bro, that’s the broest thing anyones ever said to me… i love u bro.. Like bromantically
Not as much as I platonically 110% heterosexually love u bro. Just bromo tho no homo
That’s the new phrase of this fic “just bromo, no homo”
*deletes summary and changes it to that* seriously why aren't we sleeping GO TO BED RAKILA
OKAY IM GONNA ACTUALLY SLEEP NOW CUZ WE NEED IT
NIGHT BRO DON’T LET THE FIREFLIES BITE MAN
NIGHT TO U TOO BROKILA DONT LET TO BRO BUGS BITE
#your love's a fucking drag (but I need it so bad)#ylafdbinisb#fanfiction#phan#phanfiction#phan au#this is it guys#the end#:'))
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Episode #1 & 2: "so that was fun, and by fun I mean hell" - Ahrre
So I'm so confused right now lol. Like I feel like discord should have a similar format to skype, but maybe I'm just dumb and cant figure it out. Also the only people I know/heard of are on the other tribe which is fun. Hopefully I can set myself up so my lack of understanding Discord doesn't make me look like a liability to the rest of my tribe.
we legit just got into our tribes.. missus sweyn.. LOL. i legit don't know ANYONE!! APART FROM MY BABY RYAN!! LIKE WHO ARE THESE PPL? liek i've heard of rhys and malik from like other orgs but the other people like god.. why can't I just have my circlejerk like in emvv. ): and idk WHO IS EVNE ON THE OTHER TRIBE WHICH MAKES IT WORSE I COUD HAVE LIKE A BUNCH OF RLY STRONG PLAYERS who are gunna win every single immunity challenge.. and i ain't wantin to go premerge nnn. uhm. ya. thats my mood rn. Xo
Oh wow, hi it’s me, Mo. I’m going into this game with an advantage of not having a social life so I can be more active. I like my tribe so far everyone’s really nice. I only know Fabricio because he won the game I got PoTS on. But I think I’m going to withhold that information of him winning his last game because I kinda wanna be allies.
First impressions of my tribe, they’re pretty cute I guess I like people well enough but I’m always nervous about pre existing relationships people may have in other communities so that’ll be fun to manoeuvre around my plan is just to lay low be social and hopefully not stick out as a target
deadass the challenge has barely started and wes already has 2 images.. meanwhile his ass has prob spoke in the tribe chat like once and he aint comin in my pms anytime soon so. LAMJHNFG . better hope his social game saves him over the physical x
this is my 3rd one already but this is important. linus is the first person to say haha to me. TWO! FUCKING! HA'S!!!!!! JUST SAY LOL!!!! SAY LMAO!!! IDGAF!! Omg this is geniunely my pet peeve and i wanna scream a a a a a a a a a a aa
Man, I'm back with Tobi from Survivor Ko Chang and that scares me to death. He claims he wants to start on a clean slate with me and work together again, but I don't trust him one bit and the first opportunity I have to take him out, I'm gonna do it, cuz I can't have somebody like him around. Bad for my game.
On the other hand of the spectrum, I know Michael from Zwooper and we've always had a good relationship so I think that's one person I can fully align with right out of the gate. I've also worked up some social connections with Dani, Jose and Ahrre so far, and they all seem pretty chill for the most part.
Right now, my focus is to win. I'm gonna go hard in this first immunity challenge and rack up as many points as I can. Losing the first challenge always sucks and I wanna make sure that doesn't happen for me again.
Okay im like mad excited to play this game. One Ive been kinda down, and this should help me be able to invest my time into something and potentially help me feel better.
Seeing this cast. I love it. I have really only worked with Felix in a past org before but we havent talked in ages. So I dont have any past connections which feels great because I hate people assuming were working together because were friends?. So this wont happen this season which is great.
So far my tribe is okay. Havent had a chance to speak alot to everyone yet. However the people I have done are alright. So far my favorite person is Scott or Scooty Toots. Hes British as well as me, he's 18 and we're both starting University without a clue what were doing. Like twins?!? So hopefully he feels the same way about me too.
Alliances are key. I want to make a few smaller ones to form a majority for me. Like two allainces of three. Giving me 4 allies. Not sure if this will happen soon or not, but its my goal to take control of this game, as Ive never done it before. I dont want to come across as controling however so smaller groups is the way to do it in my head.
Omfg y'all...... The game started like maybe 16 hours ago and I have barely spoken to most of my tribe bc I was a lil busy last night & had some damage control to handle in EMVV but like..... ??? I already found the idol in the Play Room CTFUUUU. We fucking stan. I immediately told my son Scooty because he's my bae.... I haven't had my hands on an idol in an org since like...... 703 San Marcos when I was voted out w it in my pocket (i think?? i cant remember any others so..) so BEST BELIEVE I'm going to use this correctly. THAT IS MY MAIN MISSION. I'm craving that satisfaction of a successful idol play...... I would love to cross that off my imaginary org goals list..... BUT WHEW I'M PUMPED.
I am making a pact with myself to not be an overly annoying gamebot this season because I just wanna have fun with it and make it a chaotic season, and this lil buddy is gonna allow me to be as extra and messy and turbulent as I please <3 big dick energy
Helloo so here I am doing this org thingy so you're stuck with my thoughts of regret until I die, or you could just not read them that's also an option.
Anyhow god save the queen blabla after more time that it should've taken me I get that I'm in one of two tribes of 9 which is kinda good because with snaller tribes I feel lime everything is more claustrophobic and shit hits the wall the moment we lose a challenge. But with 9 players imo I feel more relaxed.
So summary of who am I stuck with, there are a few who I know from before so let's start with that.
First off Jose, already played an org with him and we were good allies so my first instinct was to call him a bastard and hey he took it well so hopefully it will be a smooth sailing with that lad.
But after Jose I don't expect the meta to be kind to me.
Michael and Mo were both in my last org and I blindsided them both. Tbh they were good allies until that point so I'm more than willing to work with them in this game, hopefully they feel the same way.
But anyhow then there's Felix who I think I technically played with? We meet during a merge and he went out early without us ever talking much so really this is gonna be my first time really playing with him, he's the only one that I haven't talked to yet though I hope he gets online.
Then there's Tobi. I've heard of him and from the get go he strike me as a very straight shoot-y player. Those are always interesting to play with so let's see how that goes.
There's Dani, she seems nice and compared to Tobi she seems more social instead of strategy focused but then again it's been one day and I'm talking out of my ass.
Then there's jaylen who seems nice aswell even if I haven't talked much to him.
And finally David the absolute unit, and I say that bc he instantly started focusing on the challenge, which is a breath of fresh air plus he's Canadian so what's not to like thus far.
Talking about the challenge I get anxiety by just looking at it, scavenger hunts are always hard for me bc I live with people and I want them to remain thinking I am a normal member of society so I always need to be sneaky to do this crap, plus I don't have a car or anything so I have to use public transport if I need to go anywhere.
Apart from that well I would like to set up a 5 man majority alliance just to be safe, my only fear is the ever so feared overplaying-doom. But I feel like someone like tobi would jump on that idea pretty easily so I'll have a chat with him about that idea.
Oh and also look at me I remembered to guess for the idol TWO times in a row. I could die this very same week doesn't matter that's already an improvement on my usual gameplay.
Hi since I’m required to do these once an episode, I’ll use this one to talk about my tribe and maybe a few on the other tribe that I saw were on.
Guacamole - They seem fun. I talked with them last night, but our convo went short because we played jack box together. They seem nice though.
Linus - Mix feelings. I can get a completely loyal Linus here, or a cutthroat linus, so I’m kinda wary right now towards him but the vibes I’m getting I don’t think he’s going to be an issue, atleast for now.
Madison/Madisin - She was also at the jackbox last night and I enjoyed her, she was dying laughing at the games and I thought she was funny. So hopefully I get a chance to talk to her today.
Malik - Who? Let’s not talk about that bitch.
Rhys - He literally waits until we’re in a game to talk to me, so I peep it. And you could say I should reach out to him but it’s annoying when I have and he doesn’t do it until we’re in a game together. Boggles the mind. If I can overcome doing that, so can you. But I enjoy our current coversation as of the moment.
Ryan - We just played Mount Olympus together recently and that was a bust for us both. I’m kind of hoping we can be on the same side since it’s been a while since that’s happened. However, Ryan says he just wants to have fun so I don’t fault him if he does crazy things down the road!!
Scooter - I don’t know about him yet. We haven’t talked at all but he seems interesting. Maybe I can give a better opinion when we talk.
Steven - Very hilarious and I’m also intrigued by him. His thinking and way of talking during the jackbox had me DYING I loved it. I think he’s my new favorite new person here so far.
Wes - I only saw him once but we haven’t talked yet so idk what to say. He said he’s from ndims and is an alias of someone, I just don’t know if I know the alias since I was on that site also. But hopefully it could be someone who knows me as Orlando.
Now for the people I know on the other tribe:
Ahrre - I cant stand him too much after our last season of JPORG. He has this self righteous attitude to him and I don’t like it. However, I warmed up to him a bit during the movie times we had been present for awhile back so hopefully if we see each other again, I won’t have that opinion anymore.
Big Tuna aka Danielle - YASSS I love ha! I know her from the Skype minis and she’s amazing. I hope I finally get to play with her for once in a non mini game ❤️
Felix - Felix is a fucking wildcard. I love him, but he has really pissed me off in games in the past, and I’m hoping this one won’t be like those other ones.
Jaylen - A mess but a friend! He plays how he wants and doesn’t care what people thinks or tweaking it to better it but that’s Jaylen for you! Accept it or don’t phew.
Jose - He’s a fucking snake at times LOL but he’s lovely. I wouldn’t mind too much of being on a tribe with him.
That’s all from me for now so hope I stay around longer to see how this season goes!
so the tea is that this tribe is drier than an old lady's pussy and its so hard to talk to these people... there are no personalities... the only people i feel mildly happy talking to are ahhre and jose... and the tea is that both of them asked to be allies w me im like o ok sis lets do this so i have at least like 2 votes i know abt... and i know david from a prior org but thats not really a good thing bc i fucked him over hardcore and like... he knows im a snake LKJHDFSLK I really don't know how to maneuver strategically with this cast butttt ill try my best hehe
Oh wow!! I can't believe I haven't made a confessional yet what a shocker. BUT HI! I'm kind of just trying to get myself acquainted with everyone in the group, I'm not as active as I'd like to be :C but I'm trying my best teehee. On the first night or so Linus, Malik, Stephen, Madison and I played Jackbox games and it was SUPER LIT and We bonded over that and I'm v happy about thatttt. (ofc I already know madison and I already love her but I haven't talked to her in game yet aklsdjf) I just started talking with Scooty today, or Scooty? I might just call him Scooty, ANYWAY yeah we got to talk about how we type similarly and that was nice, we bonded over that and it was littY. I also got to talk to Rhys!! He also seems like a neat guy - I still haven't talked to him a lot but I think he's cool. I honestly don't know who else is on the tribe, Wes and Ryan right? Wes and I talked a little bit, but barely. and Ryan hasn't talked to me at all lmao. Hopefully right now I've made enough connections though. I'd like to make tribe swap so I can meet more people and make friends lololol - wish me luck gang!
I’m getting along with everyone really well so I know I won’t be the first fine at the very least so I just need to lay low laugh and Kiki with everyone and hopefully I can survive for the long term
I’m doing the Scavenger Hunt and knowing me I decided to wait till the last two hours to do everything I can. So now I have an hour and a half to film a bunch of videos
Okay so talking to my tribe Im begining to feel less at ease with them. Mostly because most of them hardly seem to talk. Which dosent bode well for me. Could mean im on the outs and they dont like me. Or that They're all inactive.
Madison seems like the easy boot right now just because like, who?!?. Shes not been around Ive messaged her once and she left me on read.
So Steven had to leave but we still have to do the challenge as if he was competing which PROBABLY means were going to tribal. So ive been working on getting an allaince going. Ive talked to Malik and Brought the Idea of us forming a trio with someone. Luckly he picked Linus because I talk to him aswell. So fingers crossed we can get that going.
I also have a great feeling from Scooty aka scott. So like Hopefully i can get another trio with him going aswell. So then I will be solid untiill a swap.
I do have a concern that Scott and Ryan are close and Malik and Linus are close. More so that I would be their second choice out of the trio if one is made. However thats not going to effect me I dont think this early. So fingers Crossed.
uhm so!! STEVEN QUIT which im rly sad for two reasons. one for him bc i know he wanted to do well and i hope hes doing ok and i geniunely wish the best for him and the other reason is selfish bc i literally.. planted my seeds on him already? like. all that work for nothin. and now we sitting here actin as if madison aint afk and aint gunna submit nothing..
like its the only reason ive done these dumb videos so that i wont be seen as the weak link if we ever lose again almdlddg.. but uhm hopefully my seeds that are in rhys/jones keep me safe bc if madison gets out here i have ryan/rhys/jones to keep me safe.. so im not gonna be that upset if we lose LOL esp bc ik linus/malik r gunna be scary af later on
hopefully we win tho? so i dont have to deal with this stress? i dont wanna relive louvre where i visitted every single premerge tribal except for 2.. even tho i did well hehe uhm. YAH WE’LL SEE :)
I'm kinda bummed that this last challenge wasn't immunity anymore because we smoked the other tribe, LOL. But at the same time, I'm glad cuz I wouldn't wanna lose the challenge after one of my tribe members quit, that'd just be sad as fuck, LOL.
Also, I feel a good rapport developing further between Danielle and I. I feel like her and I can dominate this game together, but I can't get too ahead of myself here. The first couple of rounds are meant to create social bonds and I feel like I've done a good job of that thus far. Only person I haven't talked to is Jaylen and I'm okay with that, cuz if we lose the immunity challenge, he's most likely the first one to go.
Okay, thankgoodness that the challenge was changed to reward last minuet. Because we wouldve gone to tribal. Maddison is legit missing. I dont even care if we win or loose this next challenge because she needs to go.
So firstly that reward was weird like woo thanks pretty crown but there’s nothing else so I’m thinking that someone else has the clue and my best bet would be jaylen bc he got the Crown Jewels the most important piece. Overall I’m very nervous for this battleship challenge because in my mind it’s mostly luck based so my fate is really out of my hands.
Well, not much honestly but I'm gonna write a confessional for round 1 and stuff so I don't get a strike
The game is going okay I'm trying not to be aggressive talking to people, but just letting people come to me and make conversation right now honestly I'm trying to play UTR since I think considering madison doesn't exist right now I think I'm able to do that TBH. Hopefully it all works out.
I volunteered to do the battleship challenge thing because I have no life and it looked like no one else was gonna volunteer.
I actually know Linus he played with me in Epic SBB in Hell, so that's nice to not be going in with no connections period.
Sorry this wasn't that long but it's something I guess
If we lose probably another confessional will be writen but right now there isn't much to report
I’m for sure feeling a little bit more nervous now because a lot of this challenge is about being organised and teamwork and we could barely have someone sit out so fingers crossed
Heyo so we won the challenge so that was fun, and by fun I mean hell but hey we've got bragging rights, which is pretty much it since unfortunately Steven was medevaced out of da game so even though the other tribe lost they didn't go to tribal.
A bit annoying knowing you did that for nothing but oh well the other tribe seems to be having a rough time by itself with steven quitting and someone (Madison I think) not submitting anything lol
And I say for nothing bc technically we won reward but it was one of those first come first serve things and I only got seved a jpg image so nothing fancy there...
But at least now the next challenge is something where 8 out of 9 people on the tribe don't have to do anything and you bet your ass after that first challenge I'm gonna be one of the 8. David the unit took it upon himself to carry us to victory so godspeed lad.
However this challenge is pretty luck based so I'm saying fuck that I'm not talking my chances.
Following last confessional I talked to tobi about making an alliance and he was onboard, he proposed to have Jose on it which is great since that was my idea anyways, plus I told dani and she was also on board, and to finish up the hipotetical majority of 5 she said he was cool with Michael.
I haven't talked to him yet and Jose hasn't been online but hopefully we should be fine.
Ngl would like to have an alliance with david and felix too, david bc he seems like a total lad with the challenges and Felix because he later told me he felt the most confortable with me.
But regardless hopefully we won't even have to go to tribal (and if we do at least there are other options for the vote)
For now I shall be the dumb cheerleader of the bunch for a game of battleship.
Ahhh, I feel so bad that I lost the challenge for my tribe. I feel like going into a challenge with the weight of the win or loss stacked against you is huge. But I did come REALLY close and my tribe seems to respect that I almost got us the win. I don't think I'll go anywhere tomorrow for tribal, but you never know.
Yesss we won immunity. I’m happy we could after Steven left. They made our challenge a reward for that and we lost but it’s fine because WE WON immunity phew. And it’s all thanks to Wes. So far to me, Madison is looking the easiest vote off right now because I haven’t talked to her and I haven’t seen her so that’s my view on it. The three I talk to the most on my tribe are Rhys, Linus and Scoots. Then Ryan and Guacamole. Then Wes and finally Madison. I hope this game doesn’t pull a JPORG Fitzroy Island, I don’t wanna be screwed over by a random ass tribe swap. But I basically dig my tribe and hope that I won’t be the first to go.
Whew we won?! What. I thought we were gonna fuckin loose. Noah fence Wes.
Sad tings though because Madison is probably going to strike out. Oh well.
Ya boi still hasn’t gone to tribal so stay mad.
It’s fucking gross having to go to tribal council and I can’t be dealing but I seem to have found myself in two alliances with only dani connecting the two so I’m gonna work with dani to ride this middle ground and make it further
I’m going home omfg. I can’t really have a deep convo with anyone, which means I don’t have an alliance even though I’m sure one has been made ugh. I’m gonna focus on surviving this round then seeing what I can get set up next round. Wish me luck whew
I’m pissed because it’s super obvious that the other 7 on my tribe are in a mega tight alliance. Steven was my only alliance in this hole game, and like, he even told me he found an idol and then on his way out he didn’t even slip me the idol??? Can’t wait to be voted out 7-1 because he wanted a souvenir.
So the tea is that ahrre and I made an alliance of 5 which includes him, me, Jose, Dani, and Michael which I think is cute but they are really boring so meh idk I’ll just flip during merge x JDJSJD I’m a messy bitch
ugh i'm so glad we won immunity bc our tribe is already severely lacking in strong members bc Steven left us out to perish and Madison aint shown her face yet... so the numbers getting back to even is great for us <3
Right so unfortunately we lost the battleship game so that means we're heading to the first tribal of the game, fun stuff.
Now as we lost I got the Me-michael-jose-dani-tobi alliance set up. Meanwhile Felix was telling me that for him it was between Jose or Jaylen, since they've been the least active. Understandable but more understandable is that I'm in an alliance with Jose so for me it seems like it's gonna be Jaylen, who I also haven't spoken much with so I don't mind, albeit every tribal we go to before swapping or merging I see it as a potential ally down the line going home, which shucks.
Either way the alliance (and everyone else for that matter) agreed on jaylen, I also told Jose in kind words to get his shit together before he gets sent home but that's pretty much it. I'm gonna try to lay down for now I don't want to bring any unwanted attention to myself.
Hopefully tribal goes well.
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Oh wow hi it’s me, Mo. Ok so currently the plan is to vote out Jaylen which I don’t have a problem with, it’s kinda sad because he is actually really nice but somewhat inactive. I’m on my way to get a burger and fries and I’m fucking ecstatic like I’m so fucking hungry it’s stupid. Also watch me get blindsided.
So we went into this chalenge on a high after wining the reward and I was the one who got the most points out of everyone :))). Although I’m nervous this will put a target on my back, I’m happy that I have kind of proven my dominance in this game! After losing the challenge, I’m upset!! This was all luck based which sucks! After that, I started talking more with Felix, David, Michael and Ahree. Within the span of like 30 minutes, I got added to 2 seperate groups. I was like “iiii” because this can get messy fast. Michael is in both of the groups as well so I don’t feel too bad because at least there is someone else in my position as well. I get along with Felix a lot and have had quite a few good convos with him! David seems to want to lead things in the group he made, which is whatever. Keeps the target off of me, especially if we go to tribal again. I expect to make more confessionals throughout the course of the game, usually videos but I’m pretty tired right now haha.
I just took a nap and there's no tribal and I'm always trying my best. My tribe doesn't hate me for some reason even though I sure would. Oh well. I really miss Steven I hope he's okay.
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Steven quit half way through this episode. Then Jaylen was voted out 8-1.
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