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the k in my name stands for king
#i have too much shit to say#im not a good person im selfish and undeservedly arrogant#i think bad things and then claw at my own face for it and imagine myself impaled or shot or stabbed#i need therapy so fucking badly its not even funny#and yet i cant because i dont want to reveal things that will put me in an institution or chain me down forever#i wish someone already understood all my problems but its not that easy#gotdam it im fucking crying again#personal vent#cw violent thoughts#in the tags#you know i think it fucked me up telling me at 12 years old that im so selfish i act like a king whom the world revolves around#when i wanted to not be miserable and not have to pretend to be happy so you could look and feel happy yourself#lets both be freed from this performance#i almost wanna change my name#never felt that it was one that i identified with#kinda have just been dissociating from my entire identity my whole life. thats why im aroace and agender probly#so anyway i decided to write a novel about my shitty inner psyche#now THIS is a great birthday present#at the very least could i have not had a food i dont like for dinner
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Happy happy birthday to the resident high warlock of glitter and our hearts, Magnus Lightwood-Bane!
#magnus bane#magnus bane fanart#malec#and now to present all his titles#husband of alec lightwood#father to max and rafe#high warlock of brooklyn#the great poison#harbringer of debauchery#magnus lightwood bane#1/2 of the perfection that is malec#shadowhunters#shadowhunters fanart#the mortal instruments#my art#tsc#happy birthday magnus bane
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Egotober Day 31: Happy Halloween
I had to work Halloween so I’m very late… and I really wanted to draw the rest of the swaps but I’m so tired so it’s just the Brody bros and their boos… but!! I did it!! I finally finished a whole month for the first time in 4 YEARS!! I’m so glad I worked through it and did all 31 drawings!!
Oh also They’re all characters from Nerdy Prudes Must Die cuz I’ve been obsessed with it again. Bro is Max, Stacy is Grace, Alt is Steph and Oli is Pete!!
#huffleart#jacksepticeye#septicart#egotober#egotober 2024#swapboys#alt anti#bro fantastic#Oliver doom#Stacy Bailey#happy Halloween#nerdy prudes must die#I will now sleep so much#I haven’t worked on cry’s birthday present this whole month cuz of work and these prompts ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#I’m a great girlfriend |D#Swapboys art
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A serious question for my brain: Why!??
#I hate that I have a bad evening yet again#one would think I would be over the moon giddy and happy still after Jere blessed me earlier#jokes on me I guess#all it took was a 'not even bad comment' feedback on my art and now I feel nothing matters#tbh I don't like where my rendered art is atm#I have some few instances where it turns out amazing#(like with the Berlin or Malmö redraws)#yet most often than not I hate it#I am not satisfied with how my käärijä zine piece turned out#or the 1 year anniversary for tavastia#or the birthday present to myself of me and Bojan#some of these on a very bad day is directly unappealing (ugly) in my eyes#and now I was just asked if there was any difference between my simple and detailed render not by one but two artist friends#bear in mind the simple render takes maybe and hour and 2-3 effect layers#the detailed render takes 3+ hours and oftentimes 25-30+ layers#if fellow artists cannot even see the difference on me putting in effort and the rendered art doesn't look good to me anyways#why am I even bothering#maybe I should just stick to sketching#it seems to be what works out in the end most of the times anyways#or maybe I am just dramatic#one thing's for certain: this sort of killed my mood for drawing#which is not great when working on commission examples + wanted to work on thumbnails for zines#why am I like this#micahs thoughts
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when my dad came home from work today he was in such a good mood and humming the melody of last christmas which was weird because i know for a fact that he hates (and i mean HATES) wham! and especially that song. but apparently taylor swift’s cover of the song was playing on the radio while he was driving home. he loved it and insisted on listening to it the rest of the evening 🤷🏻♀️
#who knew my dad has such great taste in music#(i did. i got him speak now tv on vinyl for his birthday (combined birthday + christmas present because. money) and he loves it!!!!#)#he’s been playing it non stop#i think his favorite is haunted lol#anyway#nessa.txt#personal#taylor swift
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Just saw the love of my life <3



#i love him#he was amazing tonight#and IT WAS AMAZING#to hear him talk and sing#and literally play all my favourite songs of his#I couldn't of asked for a better birthday present#and he played amazing even though he was sick!!#and his speechs were great! his a rambler and i love it#his voice is so beautiful#and he played like four maybe five extra songs at the end??#literally more in love with him now#and CHERRY WINE WAS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED LIVE#ugh i could ramble on and on about him#anotheryoutubefanpage#i truly got chills with that song!!!#hozier
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38, yay!
#had a calm day at work#brought a cake#got a nice present#now I have to take both of my cats to the vet instead of just one#and after that I go to therapy and I wonder how much I will cry#a great day#last year was better (I went to the Phantom Liberty Tour event at CDPR in Warsaw#still haven't finished the expansion which is shameful of me)#and guess why I plan my Australia/New Zealand trip for 2026#not on my birthday though#but slightly later
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OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBY OMG........ HAVE A GOOD DAY ABOUT IT!!
THANK YOUUUU i'm moving <3
#ask#uni starts again. well tomorrow technically now. for me#great birthday present <- genuine i'm excited
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Happy birthday! (´v`)ノ。+゜*。
Thank you (that's a very cute text emoji by the way)
#asks#mutuals (epic)#personal#i will talk about the thing i was most excited to get for my birthday#my parents got me the first volume of the invader zim comic series as a present#it's a bit embarrassing my family knows i like IZ so much since i'm a bit above the age demographic now but it's alright#i watched IZ with my dad and he laughed HARD and said it was great so i don't think he's judging me too much at least
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Month 2, day 7
Today is my dear husbando Ignis Scientia's birthday, and much as I did last year, I got nothin', because I'm a horrible wife my calendar didn't give an alert so I could prepare something in advance.
But! I did make a blooming flower, and it animates, and instead of leaving it the red color that the tutorial called for, I made it purple in my beloved husband's honor instead :) Also purple is my favorite color but that's neither here nor there
The first frame took roughly a minute to render, and the last one took nearly six, so even though it's only a 36 frame animation that's gonna take awhile, which means I once again leave renders running overnight. This time I'm just gonna render it directly to a video file since I don't really feel like adding sound effects to it (even though sound effects are really fun and I actually enjoy doing them)
#the great artscapade of 2025#art#my art#blender#blender render#blender 3d#cycles render#MTR Animation#<- found a new tutorial person :)#again lol#anyway I fixed my calendar for Iggy's birthday and from now on I'll get a notification a week in advance so I can prepare something for him#...should probably do the same for the rest of the 'bros tbh#I don't give them enough love anymore and that needs to change#I love my boys#they at least deserve birthday presents
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big tragedy
#ok so a couple friends that ive known for. 8. 8!!!! years now (sorry thats insane wth) are on their minor abroad#and generally being in separate uni's we RARELY see eachother#so were going to do a powerpoint presentation catchup thingy. you know the tiktok ones.#fucknig fine whatever thats cute ig.#except i am boring as hell and have nothing to talk about. yes miku expo was a big thing for me so i can talk about that yadayada#BUT THEN.#i realised that a. huge fucking part of me. (<- TRANNY) has never been officially addressed.#ok! fun ill officially come out and mention my other names and pronouns yippeee thats good!!#sillyposting#but now. the horrors are hitting.#otherwise known as: girlypop wants to loop her birthday together with this get-together.#and thats awesome i fucking love her shes great but now.#NOW IT FEELS SO BAD TO MAKE THIS MY SPECIAL DAYY T-T#and i KNOW i shouldnt bc. were all coming together as friends and shes just being efficient but. you get it.#i will officially come out. im ready.#and that alone feels great.#it should already be pretty clear im a faggot transgender etc but. itll be nice to really say it. i hope theyre not surprised.#like. ive said it. in my opinion. but who knows if they remember or care or believe.#most of them are already gay n. itll be FINEE im excited.#=w=bb#anyway yeagh feels bad to do it on her bday ig but i get itt this is something i HAVE to do o7#its a shame other girlypop fell off she was the first one i EVER came out to. looking back its weird to come out as ace to someone but.#it was nice. i was a newly queer teen. i wish she could be here but. as soon as highschool ended she dipped. good for her.#oh to be 15 years old again. i didnt even know what the fuck would happen to me.
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I know my family doesn't know me at all... But especially on my birthday I get hit with "wow they really don't know me. You were looking at that & thinking of me? Please look again & think again."
#This year nobody asked me what I wanted... But I made some comments about what would be great...#& now I look at the gifts & well... They also don't listen to me...#I prefer getting no gifts over gifts who are total bullshit...#I would have been happier if we would got out & eating in a nice restaurant or something... But nope... Not in my family...#Thanks ähm for nothing... I guess...#Best birthday present is the Lego set that I was buying MYSELF...#givemeaswordpersonal#Anyway... I also don't want to sound ungrateful... It feels like last Christmas where I got also stuff I didn't needed or wanted..
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12/2/24
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Woke up in clean comfy bedsheets
Got birthday wishes
Made millionaires shortbread
Got chocolate muffin
Gave brother a fright by accident
Felt cute wearing my jacket
Got a nice gift from my friend
Mother showed me my great nanny's jewellery and we talked (found out that apparently my fingers are small?)
Was cosy while taking dog out on his walk in heavy rain
Talked with family
Tried blood orange for the first time and liked it
Listened to my favourite songs
Managed to get out of going to see my grandma (she's not a nice person)
A sign of affection anime was really cute
#happiness diary#happiness diary: february#today was a good day#its not evey year that i have a good birthday#but it was great this year#nice and quiet#giving my brother a fright was funny#i was bundled up in my jacket with the hood up ready to take the dog out#and he came out gus room amd heade a comment on the weather so i thought he knew i was there#he did not#so when i jumped and spun around saying im going out in it he got a fright#also the phone call with my gran was funny#cus she was like ive got your present here and i just answered thats... nice#can you come down? no i dont think i can im really busy with college work right now#itll only take 10 mins im sure you can spare that#i dont think i can cus i have a psychology essay due tomorrow and im still not done with it (lie)#its kinda sad cus if she was a nice person I would go see her but shes not so i wont#but the convo made my mother laugh too#oh also she got me a pair of earrings for Christmas#guess she liked them alot cus she got me the same earrings again#its the thought that counts#anyway i should go to bed now#night!
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BAKUGOU KATSUKI ✰ BIRTHDAY BOY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Bakugou used to love birthdays.
He’d be the center of attention. With every year being bigger than the last (because, honestly, did you expect his well-off parents to hold back on their only son?). Cameras clicked, kids shouted his name, and adults smiled in awe. He never cared if they liked him or feared him—he was admired.
And for a time, that was enough.
But somewhere along the line, the spark in those birthday candles started to feel dull.
His parents still celebrated, of course, usually with a home-cooked meal, a cake from his favorite bakery, and a gift he pretended not to like but secretly adored. His grandparents would always show up with noisy hugs and poorly wrapped presents, and his mother still made him wear a stupid little birthday crown at the table.
It was embarrassing, but it was also safe.
Familiar.
Then came UA.
By high school, the world cracked open in ways he hadn’t expected.
Everyone was strong.
Everyone had dreams.
He wasn’t the only one aiming for the top, and it was maddening—but also, for the first time, grounding. And he got friends—real ones. Not sycophants or kids scared of his quirk to say anything—so they just stay behind him, but people who challenged him through his shouting, his pride, and his anger.
Shitty Hair was the first to barge into his dorm room on his birthday with a lopsided grin and a poorly wrapped gift. “It’s a protein bar sampler! Thought you’d wanna see which one you could crush with one hand!”
After that, it became a tradition. Racoon Eyes brought handmade cards with glittery explosions. Soy Face made crown cut-outs from construction paper that Bakugou refused to wear but never threw away. Dunce Face bought the same grocery store cake every year with a new dumb nickname written in icing (he gets more creative each year—it’s starting to piss Bakugou off).
It was stupid. It was chaotic. It was good.
It became his day again.
And now—now he was 23.
The world around him had changed again.
He was a pro now. He had his own agency, his own patrols, and his own damn business cards that got passed around in hero circles and used to shut down villains on sight. Dynamight—no, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, they called him, like he was some unstoppable force (and an unstoppable force for a long-ass hero name). Which he was, most of the time.
But today?
Today, he just wanted to come home.
The celebration at the agency had been loud, grand, and grating. His staff meant well. Hell, even his sidekick (wow, surprising, he only had one because he was the only kid with the balls to directly say to Bakugou that he’ll surpass him during a personal interview) had pooled money to get him a custom gauntlet case with engraved initials.
There were banners (too flashy), snacks (pretty good), an off-key song, and a gaudy cake that someone ordered with indoor-safe sparklers instead of candles. He’d smiled (barely), given a thank-you speech that was short and gruff but genuine, and then dipped out the first moment he could without looking like a total ass. Bakugou knew exactly where he wanted to be.
Home.
You were waiting for him there.
Because you are his home.
He inhaled and instantly recognized the scent of soy, garlic, and ginger—it hit like a nostalgic punch straight to his gut. Home cooking. His home. You.
You peeked your head out from the kitchen and grinned. “Took you long enough, birthday boy.”
He let out a long breath, shoulders dropping, mouth tugging into a real smile as he kicked off his boots and unzipped his jacket, haphazardly draping it on the coat rack. “You been cooking this whole time?” he asked, padding toward the kitchen, hands already aching to hug you.
“I had to start late since someone had a fancy party,” you teased, arching a brow.
He caught your waist and pulled you in, burying his face into your shoulder. You were warm. Always warm. Always his to come home to. “Smelled it from the driveway. Thought I was gonna cry.”
You laughed, carding your fingers through his hair. It’s soft. It’s real. It’s what Bakugou, for the longest time of his life, thought he didn’t deserve.
“Well don’t cry. You’ll ruin your grumpy old man image.”
“You keep sayin’ old like I’m ancient,” he grumbled, voice muffled against you.
“You are! Twenty-three? That’s basically the beginning of the end.”
Bakugou snorted, lifting his head just enough to kiss your cheek. “Then I guess you better start takin’ care of me, huh?” he murmured, giving you another kiss on the cheek—and he’s tempted to bite into those round cheeks of yours, but he holds back; maybe later, he thinks. “Gonna live up to your promise?”
“I already do,” you said, smug.
Dinner was spread out in neat portions on your little dining table—fried karaage, miso soup, tamagoyaki, mapo tofu (yes, you finally lived up to surpassing Fuyumi’s recipe), Japanese curry, and a bowl of white rice shaped into a neat little mountain with a pickled plum on top. Comfort food. His favorites.
You even laid out a folded napkin at his seat and put a can of his favorite cold tea beside it.
But it was the bento cake in the center that made him pause. It was small—round and modest, clearly homemade. The white frosting was a little uneven, and there were three stubby candles jammed into the top in a crooked triangle. The frosting on top attempted an explosion shape but looked more like a flower in bloom. He loved it.
“You made that?” he asked, lowering into the seat and staring at it like it was some rare artifact.
“Baked and frosted. Don’t look too close, or you’ll see my fingerprints in it,” you said, sitting across from him. “And before you ask—no, I didn’t buy it from some store. I wanted to make it for you. Even if it’s ugly.”
“It’s not ugly.”
“Liars go to hell.”
He huffs. “Well, I think it’s fuckin’ adorable.”
You two ate slowly. Bakugou didn’t scarf it down like he did in the breakroom or during hero meetings. He savored each bite as you two shared a warm conversation over dinner. You told him how a kid at daycare tried to make you a birthday card to give to him but ended up scribbling dinosaurs fighting a volcano instead. You showed him a crayon drawing folded in your bag. It said, “Happpy Brithdai KATSOOKY.”
He laughed so hard he snorted.
After dinner, you two sat at the table for a while, talking about nothing, hands brushing occasionally, until you leaned forward and lit the candles. When you’re close like this, Bakugou could clearly remember every feature on your face—it’s something he wants to commit to memory every night.
“Make a wish.”
“Hm,” he hummed in thought.
“Make a wish quickly before the fire alarm sets off, dummy,” you smiled, joking.
He looked at you through the candlelight—lips slightly parted, eyes soft and loving. Yeah, he wants your face engraved in the deepest corners of his brain.
Bakugou made a wish. Then blew them out.
“What’d you wish for?” you asked.
He got up, walked around the table, and pulled you to your feet. “You.”
“You already have me,” you tilted your head to the side.
“Then I wished for more of you,” he replied, pressing your foreheads together.
“You’re sappy when you’re full,” you murmured, brushing your thumb across his jaw.
“I’m sappy when you bake me cake and feed me curry.”
You fed each other bites of the bento cake, poking fun at how sweet it was, until he dabbed a bit of icing on your nose. You retaliated by smearing it across his cheek. It turned into a mini war. Hands, faces, even his shirt took frosting damage. He scooped some off his collar and flicked it at you.
“I surrender! Oh my god, we’re a mess.”
“We can always take a shower later,” he says.
...
“Is that a suggestion or a promise?”
“You’re fuckin’ shameless,” he taunted, though showering together after isn’t that far off from what he was thinking.
“Uh huh. And who’s now old?”
“Still not me,” he said, wiping his face clean with a napkin. “And even if I was—if I hit fifty and go bald and need reading glasses and fall asleep at 9PM—if you’re still here with me, I’ll be fine.”
You paused.
“Yeah?”
He nodded.
“Even if I go gray first?” you asked.
“I’ll dye it with you.”
“What if I need a cane?”
“I’ll get one with spikes, and we’ll match.”
You laughed so hard you almost fell onto him. And when you looked up again, your eyes were glassy with affection.
“Happy birthday, Katsuki.”
He cupped your cheek, thumb brushing your skin with care he rarely showed anyone else.
“Best one yet.”
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i have a request for roommate!spencer where he's just miserable that no one remembered his birthday at work but when he gets home his roommate just welcomes him with the most thoughtful gift and a warm hug PLEASE
thank you for requesting! <3 fem!reader
The lights are off. The air conditioning blows a shade too cold. Spencer shrugs off his jacket and acknowledges that, despite his awful, aching day, it’s nice to be home.
The living room is clean where it hadn’t been this morning when he left. If he had to clean it by himself, he’d die. It must’ve taken a good hour or longer, even the floor shines sparkling clean.
“Hey?” he asks into the open air, wondering where you are.
“Spencer!” you yelp from the kitchen, “Hey, what took you so long? It’s almost seven!”
He sighs to himself with a great dash of self-pity. “I know. Had to stay and finish something. You cleaned?”
“I had to! Quick, come in here, I need your help with something.”
He doesn’t want to help, he wants to lay down in bed. Spencer wonders how a normal person, a normal boy, would feel after a day like today. He wonders if Morgan would go home and lay in bed and cry. He wonders if it could ever be possible for everyone to forget Morgan’s birthday.
Spencer hangs his jacket on the rack and puts his bag by the shoes. He’s tempted to go to bed and pretend he hasn’t heard you, but he supposes he shouldn’t. He’d sort of been hoping you’d text him happy birthday, and but that never happened. He doesn’t think anybody in the world besides his mom knows what day it is today, and Spencer had to remind her, so.
“Spence,” you say, your smile of a calibre he’s never witnessed, standing in front of the kitchen island with your hands behind your back, “I hope you know I’ve been waiting two whole hours for you to get back. Actually, I’ve been waiting all day, but you can’t be blamed for working. Okay. Are you ready?”
“Am I ready? What did you want help with?”
You step to the side, grinning, the sleeves of your nice blouse like big, soft petals around your wrists and against your thighs. “Tada!” you say, guiding his attention to the silver platter on the countertop, a chocolate cake at centre stage and stuck with candles, flames aglow. “I rushed to light them when I heard the door,” you tell him, and he can hear your breathlessness now, your excitement for him evident. “A lot of candles, you’re getting old! Too old for chocolate sprinkle. I should’ve got you something sophisticated.”
“You got me a cake?”
“It’s your birthday,” you say happily. “Happy birthday, Spencer. I got you some presents, too, but the cake is the best, it’s from the Leaven. How fancy is that?”
“Will you sing?” he asks.
He doesn’t know why he asks. He’s mostly kidding, but you smile shyly and beckon him toward you. “I’ll sing. Come stand over here.”
You sing him happy birthday, and he blows out his candles, only ten candles altogether but enough to feel like a kid as the heat kisses his chin.
“Okay, and I got you this,” you say, finally pulling both hands from behind your back, seemingly eager to move the focus from your performance.
It’s a bundle about as thick as an average novel. He knows it’ll be books before he opens it, because you know him, and it’s in your nature to give him your everything.
He doesn’t look at them. He takes the package blindly and shoves it onto the counter, wrapping you in a hug so hard it makes your back click. “I’m sorry,” he says, but he doesn’t let go. You don’t make him. “Sorry, I just– I–” You’re the only one who remembered. “Thank you for the cake.”
You hug him not quite as hard, but tight. “Hey, it’s okay. I love you, you’re my best friend ever, you can pop me like a roll of dough any day of the week.” You might be exaggerating. Spencer doesn’t know. “But especially today, you know. You can have anything you want.”
Spencer should let go. Anything you want, you’d said. He hugs you until he’s sure you’re sick of him, your thumb pressing little circles into his shoulder, his arms tucked up under your armpits and around your back. “Thanks,” you murmur.
“What?” he asks. “For what?”
“For such a good hug. And being a great roommate. And for not complaining about the candles.”
“The candles are perfect.”
You lean back in his arms. “Thank you. Now what do you want first, cake or dinner?”
Spencer really wants another hug. “Um. Cake?”
“Good choice, handsome.”
His cheeks are pink by the time he gets a slice, but it’s the best birthday cake he’s ever had.
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the limit does not exist!
how spencer helps college!reader understand a little calculus and therefore understand how he loves her.
MDNI | smut word count: 1931 warnings & tags & stuff: fem reader, fingering, oral sex (f receiving), lil bit of overstim hehe, pure unbridled affection, LOVE, FLUFF, hugging, reader cries, this was in fact meant to be written for spence's birthday... sorry about that school is kicking my butt lets just pretend it's october! author's note: this one is for my folks who HATE their calculus class and want spencer reid to give them head instead <3 maybe this can help you romanticize it a bit. i think this is classified as self indulgent…like REALLY self indulgent… hah... anyway i hope you enjoy! let me know your thoughts if u have any, i loveeeee you!! have a great day my hands are shaking posting this smut is so scary!!!!!
You sat in bed, staring down your notebook, eyes narrowed. Limits stared back at you. You were just about at your own limit, if you were being honest.
Your brain, however sharp and witty it may be, is absolutely not one designed for calculus. A literary analysis essay? Done in half an hour. In depth scientific research project? Easiest months of your life. But there’s something about finding the instantaneous rate of change of a curve at one point in time by finding the slope of a tangent line that hasn't clicked yet.
A slew of other papers- notes, practice worksheets printed from obscure websites, and formulas- surround you, a sea of unfinished thoughts from the past month of the semester.
You bite on the end of your pen, the little hope you had for a good grade in this class slipping further and further away with each passing moment, like the last ember dying in the remains of a fire.
What you really wanted to be doing was celebrating Spencer’s birthday with him right now. A chocolate cake lay on the kitchen counter and pasta simmers on the stove, but you and your boyfriend had agreed to do a solid hour of work before the celebrations ensued.
You were never particularly strong willed when it came to following through on such agreements.
“Teach me calculus,” you say, a very impressive three minutes later, flopping down on the couch. Your head makes its way to its forever resting spot, Spencer’s lap. He raises his eyebrows slightly, thumb reaching out to trace over the slope of your nose. His eyes flit between you and the file to the side of him.
“I thought we agreed on an hour.”
“Yeah. But it wouldn’t be a very productive hour if I didn’t know how to do what I have to do. And I missed you.”
He sighs quietly, closing the file next to him.
“What do you not understand?” You smile at that, loving how quickly you won.
“Related rates. Like, conceptually.”
Spencer hums in response.
“It’s October. You’re not even supposed to know related rates yet.”
“Fine. Then let's open presents,” you respond, smiley. His eyebrows get impossibly higher, hand stroking your cheek delicately.
“No. I want our night to be a little more stress free when we celebrate, okay? How about you think about that lovely cake you made for me. What if I decided to squash it so that the diameter would get bigger, going from…let’s say, 20 centimeters to 26 centimeters in 3 seconds, and the height would get smal-”
“That wouldn't be nice. It took me like four hours,” you interrupt, grumbling. He cracks a smile.
“For the sake of the example, let's say I was an awful boyfriend and really wanted to ruin all the hard work you put in for me.”
You roll your eyes.
“Hey,” he says, hand moving down to touch your jaw softly. “Don’t do that. Don’t be difficult. I’m helping you.”
“Sorry. I guess I need you to zoom out a little. I don’t really get why I’m learning this as a whole.” Spencer’s eyes pore into yours, staring down at you adoringly for a small moment as he comes up with an answer.
“Calculus helps us begin to explain the unexplainable by harnessing what we can,” Spencer says simply. “Einstein once said that, ‘Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas,’ which makes it simple in practice, but I actually like to think about it as the opposite philosophically. Trying to find logic in the more poetic ideas.”
You cuddle deeper in his lap.
“Think he would agree with that?” you ask. “I do answer to Einstein before you, unfortunately.” Spencer bends down to kiss your hair.
“I think so. He also had a really nice quote where he remarked that, ‘Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.’ He said, ‘How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.’”
Spencer takes a deep breath.
“Math doesn’t explain how I love you. It can’t. But I love the fact that it tries to. It kinda makes you wanna learn it as best you can.”
You process that for a long second and nod. He keeps talking.
…
Presents get opened, and cake gets eaten before dinner. Of course.
You’re now in bed, on top of the covers, forcing Spencer to give you a fashion show of the new sweater vest and tie you got him. He turns to you after putting it on, and you beam.
“I really like it. You look great. Do you like it?” you ask. He nods, smiling back at you.
“I’m gonna wear it to work tomorrow.”
You beckon for Spencer to come closer, sitting up in bed. Your hands go out to the tie, tugging at the knot softly. He stares down at you until eventually interrupting your motions with a slow kiss, hands cupping your face.
“You’re so pretty,” he mutters.
He pulls away and finishes what you started, folding the tie neatly and setting it in the drawer. Then comes the vest, and soon enough, he’s just in his boxers.
“You’re the pretty one,” you say quietly. “Come to bed.” He crawls on next to you, tugging you into his arms. “Happy birthday, Spence. I love you.” He dips his forehead to your shoulder.
“I love you.”
Before you know it, he’s shifted on top of you, moving down. Fast. You blink, hard, trying to rid your head of the hazy endorphins as you register what he’s doing.
“What? No, I was gonna do that. It’s your birthday. You don’t have to,” you protest.
“But I really, really want to, darling girl,” he murmurs back, kissing your knee and softly pushing it to the side.
You fluster and Spencer just looks at you, fingers tracing shapes on your waist, waiting for you to be ready.
“Well. Um. Okay. If you insist. I can’t really deny the birthday boy.” Your voice is small, and a little giddy smile grows on your face. Of course Spencer Reid would want to give you head on his birthday.
He smiles a little against the bare skin of your hip where your top meets your shorts. Then he meets your eyes.
“You know you can, though, right?” he asks, voice a little more serious. You reach out to touch his hair softly.
“Yeah. I know.”
Fingers hook your shorts, gently pulling them down. He presses a kiss to your thigh, and then he suddenly looks down at it.
“Soft,” he murmurs, like he’s making a mental note. He presses another, and another, incrementally going closer and closer to your soaked through underwear. His eyebrows scrunch when he sees the wet spot. “All this from a few kisses?”
You blush, unable to respond.
Spencer’s fingers hook a centimeter of your underwear. “These?” he checks.
“Yes, please,” you manage. He tugs them down, silently noticing the slickness of your sex, and exhales shakily.
“How many times on average does it take for a guy to call you pretty on a given day before you get annoyed?” he murmurs, soft smile playing on his face. You smile too, head cloudy from his words, but it immediately drops when his lips press directly against your pulsing clit, kissing it softly.
“Fuck,” you say (Spencer would argue moan) softly (loudly). You let out a content sigh, and he moves to suckle it, actions becoming less and less delicate.
It’s not harsh, but incessant. Spencer knows what you can take. He knows exactly what you can take. You’re both quiet for a bit, save for your breathy moans.
“Spencer,” you say softly, ripping you both out of your individually hazy and dirty and distracted minds. “You’re too far away.” He looks up to you, face parallel to your aching core, hair beautifully messy and mouth glistening.
After a second, he grabs your hips, gently pushing you up against the pillows so you’re propped up at a better angle. He then shifts his body up wordlessly so he’s more above you, dipping his head down to give you a soft kiss. You taste yourself, tongue darting out to lick your lips.
His hand takes over where his mouth was, sliding in between your folds with a practiced ease. Spencer looks down at you, eyes wide and flitting between yours, searching for a reaction.
You reach out and wrap your arms around him, holding him close. “Holy shit, I love you,” you murmur.
His fingers lightly graze your clit again before one slides into you. “Angel,” he breathes out, so quietly. “I love you too. This okay? Are you okay?”
You nod feverishly and lift your hips to meet his hand, always in a perpetual state of wanting more, to be closer. Your bodies are melded so close together, barely giving him room to push his hand into you. He doesn’t even bother to ask you to use your words or keep your hips down, like he might on a regular night.
He pulls his head back to watch as he pushes another finger into you, stretching you just a little. “There we go. You always feel like heaven around me.”
Your eyes flit up to his face as he says those words, now having a little more room to observe him. You focus on the slope of his nose and curve of his mouth.
“You’re so perfect,” you say quietly, adoringly, before you even realize it was true.
You blink at that thought. Spencer Reid is perfect, despite whatever universal odds deeming that impossible.
Those graphs, those formulas, now laying discarded & crumpled on the ground. They click, a little bit. You understand why Albert Einstein wanted to spend his life developing theories of relativity.
This is how Spencer sees you? What he was talking about earlier?
This is how he sees you?
The thought is almost too much.
Spencer sees your face, and not knowing what's going on in your head, slides down his free hand from your cheek to your carotid, feeling your racing pulse. “Take a deep breath for me, okay? You're about to come, huh?”
You inhale and are met with peace. Then your orgasm hits you like a wave. You clench hard around his fingers, and he just watches it happen, fascinated. “Baby,” he coos softly at you.
It wasn’t just your sensitivity he’s currently maximizing on or the little kisses he dips down to leave on your neck that sealed the deal, but the very thought that you could be loved in a way that is so perfectly impossible.
You exhale breathily as Spencer pushes you through the last trails of your climax, fingers not caring one bit that you just had your world tilted on its axis.
“Spencer. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod,” you say eventually, overstimulated.
“You’re okay. Did so good.” he murmurs, fingers slipping out of you.
His thumb brushes your cheek, wiping away a tear you didn't even realize was dripping down.
“Don’t cry, you always cry. It’s my birthday. Don’t cry on my birthday,” he whispers soothingly, affection lacing his voice.
“I’m not.”
Another one falls.
You reach and press out that perpetual little slope between his eyebrows with your thumb, gentle, like you might break him. “I’m not crying.”
Spencer lets you lie.
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