#nothing graphic though

[omgpurplefattie]

Day 3: Cultivation, Alternate Universe, Soulmates

Fang Duobing comes home early to find his partners dual-cultivating by themselves.

[aroaceleovaldez]

full on feel like pjo tv s2 is not gonna hold up so they need to drag as much attention to the series as they can by using nico as a sock puppet w tsats2

im fully expecting the show to go the way of the movies. it doesnt help Sea of Monsters is almost unanimously the least favorite book of the first series. People frequently forget it even exists or what happens in it, especially more casual fans.

Heck, just look at how little fanfare the second season has gotten so far as compared to the build up to s1. I wouldn't be surprised if s2 totally flops. It would be a little funny.

[corvidaedream]

a former professor who i used to intern for and who occasionally has work for me reached out to me a few days ago offering alright money if I flat colored some graphic novel pages for him so he & his new assistant can make a deadline

and apparently his new assistant is named lucy which feels like a huge coincidence to me because i feel like thats also my name

except it isnt, and you cant just tell a woman you've just been introduced to

"what a coincidence, your name is not the same as mine, but it IS the one i went by for almost four years when i was pretending to be a woman from the 1770s"

i feel like that would give her an accurate but unfortunate impression of me

[forcedhesitation]

I get most people only care about the singularity for memes and don't appreciate his character at all... and he is just a fictional character.... but wow I hate it so much when people call hux, the "transgender allegory" killer, by the wrong pronouns.

He is NOT an "it." his lore literally mentions him changing his pronouns from the ones he was given by humans to ones HE personally identifies with.

the transgender themes are not subtle at all, in any of his lore. there is even a scene in the archives in which he injects himself with genetic material in order to create his "perfect form."

how much clearer can they get without slapping a fucking pride flag on his face?

[space-batzz]

Adult Carrie doodle’s !!

TW/CW for pregnancy, nothing graphic tho, she’s just standing there in an oversized sweater(?)

This takes place in the same universe as my future/nextgen au btw

[antivan-sprig]

NSFW Answers!

These were actually a million times more fun than I thought they’d be. And super surprisingly they gave me a good idea for a Neve/Lise fic! So a big thank you to everyone who sent an ask 🫶🏻

I don’t think any of these are very graphic but putting under a cut just because I mention sex

Dare: Skinny dipping, yes or no? Skinny dipping on a first date, yes or no? @bubblecat-co

Hard yes to both. Lisel may be shy but skinny dipping is just too fun to pass up! Also, I feel like growing up Dalish would probably mean you skinny dipped often, it seems like a waste of labor to have separate clothes you only wear to swim in.

She’d love to do it on the first date too, I think that could be a good way to get some of her walls down.

Making faces: Does Spite/any spirit ever comment on anything regarding your Rook’s experiences? @bubblecat-co

Besides the Illario kissing thing I used as my example, I think Spite would have a lot of little offhand comments about the other Crows as the team walks around Treviso. At first Lucanis doesn’t put 2 and 2 together (that they’re all people Lisel has had an encounter with) but once he does I imagine it’s sooo awkward for him and Lis. They’d probably just have to laugh at it eventually.

I also like to think that when Neve and Lisel finally do something (anything from kissing to sex) Spite says something about what Neve thought of it. Something sweet about how cute Neve thought Lisel was. (Kinda wanna fic that now ♥️)

Unwrapping: Pro or anti lingerie? @larknnightingale

Anti lingerie. Lisel doesn’t see the appeal for her or her partner to wear it. Maybe it’s her Dalish practicality, maybe she just doesn’t want extra laundry.

Give one's arse a salad:Give a list of npcs, two are characters they haven’t slept with, one is a character they have. @virenasalin

Zara, Davrin, Harding (feel free to guess 😂)

Give a girl a green gown: Has Rook ever been caught in a compromising position? @i-creatied-au

Yes! I wrote a fic about it that I’ve never posted.

Teia catches Lisel coming back from a tryst with Illario and makes her spill the beans. So not as bad as being caught in the act but still embarrassing.

Write Up: What’s the stupidest thing Rook has done on the job that their faction mentor(s) knows about? @teamtakagi

Deflecting an arrow by throwing up her hand to stop it. She saved Viago but he was astounded by how dumb it was, and says she deserves the scar she got for it.

Oh good lord: Who gave Rook the talk? @a-mumbling-nerd

I so so sooooo wish I could say Viago. But Lisel had already had sex before joining the Crows (just an awkward but wholesome encounter with a Dalish friend)

There were for sure a few times when working together on a contract where Lisel stumbled upon something related to sex (certain toys for an example) where she’d hit Vi with a “Viago what is this???” Only to be met by a grimace and a head shake.

[dootznbootz]

https://www.tumblr.com/qualitydonutnightmare/748852794223706112/alright-im-gonna-share-my-epic-theory-now-anyone?source=share

everytime i see a "odyssey canon odysseus was unfaithful" i want to scream, blocking liberally ofc but sometimes one or two slip past and it starts all over again

Yeah, :'D I sadly usually just check on the Odysseus tag as...most people in there are FANS of him lol. And ofc I block liberally for my own health. :'D I don't even care to go in the Epic Tag sometimes because I'm so fucking tired of stupid people. (could be misinformed, yes. but honestly at a certain point...shut up. This is not Hamilton in which he willingly had an affair only to get blackmailed later. It was ALWAYS blackmail. It was Always Coercion.)

I think it comes from a lot of ignorance on how SA actually...goes down or happens?? Like people will blankly look over those parts of the Odyssey and not realize the distress there because idk, they've never gone through it, or are just so "This cannot happen to men." that it doesn't even register. As it is SO goddamn clear to me.

I said it before, I'll say it again. You can simp for Circe and Calypso without making fun of their victim, aka Odysseus.

[seyaryminamoto]

Look, this question's been rolling around in m head for years and I finally need to ask b'coz you know how I am. So has Ol' Spooky ever been in the room where Ozai and Ursa where getting down and dirty doing the horizontal, or vertical? If so, how many times has it happened? And did Ozai just forget he was there in the heat of the moment? Or did he find some weird joy in having an audience? And would that make Spooky either an unwilling victim of their coupling, or a willingly perverted voyeur?

If there's one thing that can be said about you... you ALWAYS find a way to make me laugh my ass off, my friend. Thank you. Very much.

Honestly? Ozai would most certianly not even remember Seethus existed whenever he got it on with the wife 😂 it's not chance that Seethus seems to fade in importance for Ozai once he marries Ursa and starts his family. The naughty/nasty prince is not only busy making babies by then, but actually thinking about stuff outside of his political advancement for a while :') a total novelty for him, of course. This, of course, means that, if it happened, Ozai had absolutely no idea. I'm not 100% sure if Ozai would be too horrified if he learned that Seethus spied on them in such moments, but he probably wouldn't take it very well. On one hand, his ego would demand that he's smug about his performance! On another, his irrational side absolutely would rear up and he would rage at Seethus for seeing Ursa in her birthday suit?? Soooo... yeah. Anyone who wants to be their voyeur prooobably ought to think twice of it 🤣 not a healthy life choice, no sir...

... Hence, I can vouch for Seethus's, uh, integrity?? (should I use that word when I'm talking about this guy?? 🤣🤣) And say that not only is he not interested in spying in such things, but if he ever had been hanging around Ozai and sensed the ~vibes~ were getting too naughty he would've slipped out the window immediately and given his prince proper privacy 😂 If he was stuck in the room with them and couldn't get out for whatever reason? He'd definitely be more unwilling victim than pervy voyeur, for sure.

I know, probably not the fun answer you would've hoped for, but as much as our amusement would like for it to be otherwise... Seethus has basically zero interest in sexual matters. As things stand, his only actual interest in any such things is solely related to figuring out if Azula actually made a baby with Sokka or not! Beyond that, he's happy enough to go watch the stars while the weirdos in the Royal Family get it on with whoever they want to, has been that way since he started serving Ozai and it will be that way until the end of time.

... Again, though, thank you for the laughs 🤣 that was a good one...

[dwtdog]

this is something sapnap would do 😭 “am i him though??”

[chouettechou]

"I can get you new eyes."

Just a very short snippet of the immediate aftermath of Dove being blinded as a child.

tw: bodily harm to a child (potentially accidentally), non-graphic mention of vomiting

-.. .- -.. -.. -.-- --..-- / .. / -.-. .- -. .----. - / ... . . / -.-- --- ..-

They said it was an accident. Dove's shrieks drowned out their excuses and nobody started by asking any questions besides one that would haunt her until the day she drew her last breath.

"Well what do we do with her now?"

Her hands rubbed furiously at her eyes, the scent of CHOOH2 similarly burning her sinuses. She could feel tears thicker than usual streaming down her cheeks, but no light was let in. Shapes moved around in front of her, but there were no distinguishing details or colors.

Someone's hand splayed across her forehead to push her head back and cool water ran over her snot covered face. The burning didn't subside but she could blink. It allowed her reflexes of keeping her eyes shut to take a break.

Without the acute pain, it allowed her to take stock of her body. She stumbled forward, feeling the ground move under her.

“What the fuck happened?” Her father's voice sounded angry, a rare occurrence. "I was gone for three minutes!"

“Who cares? It happened.”

Dove feels the meager lunch she ate before they left to fuel their vehicles lurch from her stomach. She crumbles to the cement and empties it. Her wails start back up.

“Can someone shut it the fuck up?”

“She's seven, you asshole.” That voice clearly belongs to Jonah, still crackling from recent puberty and still too defiant. The end of the sentence is marked by his hand clenching her shoulder and a whisper only for her to hear, “You okay, Bird.”

“Well we're goin’ back to camp then.” The curt and no nonsense voice, devoid of emotion, belonged to her father. “C’mon, girl.”

His familiar hands scooped under her armpits and cradled her against his front. She sobbed once against his neck, his facial hair scraping at her already sensitive cheek.

“Hush up, Little Bird. It ain't that bad. I can get you new eyes.”

The panicked breaths turned to huffs and sniffles. “Daddy, I can't see you.”

“Yeah, I know, Angel. I'll get you new eyes soon. I promise.”

Dove knew her father was a bad man. She'd seen it.

She could tell she was placed on the Brennan they rode in on, but she had trouble figuring out where to put her hands. Her father saddled up behind her and started the engine. The sudden sound made her hands fly up, grasping onto the sleeves of her dad's riding jacket.

“Hold on tight, I'm not getting any youth cyber limbs for you.” They drove off.

Dove, brain still foggy from the fumes, cracked a smile for the first time that day.

[smile-files]

my nose is runny and i'm sweating like i'm in the pits of hell. what is happening!!! also i feel uneasy for no reason

[11-eyed-rook]

Computer parts! :3

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Looked up Tarrare because of the poll I just rb’d (the ‘if you could have 100% answers to any mystery in history’ one) and like. That’s just the short story we read in English this past school year. Like exactly. And apparently the guy who wrote the story never said anything like “oh this thing inspired me” or nothing?? Like it’s just completely unrelated?

[devouraes]

THE KITCHENS WERE STIFLING IN THEIR HUMIDITY ; the air was heavy here, with sweat and steam as the cooks toiled away up ahead, beyond these rooms where the only company to be found was in fresh meat, awaiting its turn at the chopping block. or the rats. like the one that now lay before her, it's brown fur matted with the same black - red blood that drip, drip, dripped down her chin in little rivulets. ( she was hungry. ) it sank like an anchor in her stomach, the knowledge that for all their labor, for how bountiful the maw's feast would be, it would not be for her. this is all that she was alloted, what few scraps a child unwanted could hope for. raw offal, consumed alone, in the dark.

or at least, she was almost alone. almost.

a bright speck of sunshine - yellow, out of place here in the deep blue sea, sits crouched on the dirty floor ; bony knees pulled tight against her chest, sticky little fingers holding them tight enough to leave dents in her skin, expression unreadable as she cranes over her shoulder to stare at . . . she doesn't know what she's staring at, only that it's been there since ── since. . .

“ don't─ don't─ ” the words come out stumbling, clumsy as they die on her tongue. don't what ? watch her anymore ? she's not sure, all six can be certain of is that it makes her uneasy, like an undercurrent of seasickness.

▌ @musesofthesun. * ⚓️.

[hyaciiintho]

🌸｡*ﾟ+. gently contemplates on making a ns//f//w sideblog for interactions and musings in that category... Would of course include the darker stuff (bloot, g//o//re, etc) but uhh... also the spicy stuff that rarely comes up on occasion but has become more abundant after adopting very specific muses -stares into the camera like he's on The Office- Not mentioning any names. You know who you are.

Just to like. Spare this poor blog from potentially being blacklisted on tumblr because of something stupid dfhjksdf I'm the most tame and vanilla person out there in regards to these things, but I know the STUPIDEST mention in a musing is gonna slap me with a oh ho ho too spicy for the masses, let's softblock you across the board. I'll think about it...

[hide-your-bugs-away]

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