#this is slightly inappropriate

[seyaryminamoto]

Look, this question's been rolling around in m head for years and I finally need to ask b'coz you know how I am. So has Ol' Spooky ever been in the room where Ozai and Ursa where getting down and dirty doing the horizontal, or vertical? If so, how many times has it happened? And did Ozai just forget he was there in the heat of the moment? Or did he find some weird joy in having an audience? And would that make Spooky either an unwilling victim of their coupling, or a willingly perverted voyeur?

If there's one thing that can be said about you... you ALWAYS find a way to make me laugh my ass off, my friend. Thank you. Very much.

Honestly? Ozai would most certianly not even remember Seethus existed whenever he got it on with the wife 😂 it's not chance that Seethus seems to fade in importance for Ozai once he marries Ursa and starts his family. The naughty/nasty prince is not only busy making babies by then, but actually thinking about stuff outside of his political advancement for a while :') a total novelty for him, of course. This, of course, means that, if it happened, Ozai had absolutely no idea. I'm not 100% sure if Ozai would be too horrified if he learned that Seethus spied on them in such moments, but he probably wouldn't take it very well. On one hand, his ego would demand that he's smug about his performance! On another, his irrational side absolutely would rear up and he would rage at Seethus for seeing Ursa in her birthday suit?? Soooo... yeah. Anyone who wants to be their voyeur prooobably ought to think twice of it 🤣 not a healthy life choice, no sir...

... Hence, I can vouch for Seethus's, uh, integrity?? (should I use that word when I'm talking about this guy?? 🤣🤣) And say that not only is he not interested in spying in such things, but if he ever had been hanging around Ozai and sensed the ~vibes~ were getting too naughty he would've slipped out the window immediately and given his prince proper privacy 😂 If he was stuck in the room with them and couldn't get out for whatever reason? He'd definitely be more unwilling victim than pervy voyeur, for sure.

I know, probably not the fun answer you would've hoped for, but as much as our amusement would like for it to be otherwise... Seethus has basically zero interest in sexual matters. As things stand, his only actual interest in any such things is solely related to figuring out if Azula actually made a baby with Sokka or not! Beyond that, he's happy enough to go watch the stars while the weirdos in the Royal Family get it on with whoever they want to, has been that way since he started serving Ozai and it will be that way until the end of time.

... Again, though, thank you for the laughs 🤣 that was a good one...

[aventurineswife]

The sound of sparking wires filled the air as Boothill’s mechanical legs struggled to keep up with you. You darted down the corridor of the abandoned spaceship, determined to escape the chaos he always brought with him.

"Darling! Honey! Lovely!" Boothill’s voice echoed like the frantic gallop of a malfunctioning robot horse. "Wait up, will ya?! Once I’ve finished charging, I’ll make love to you with this bullet!"

You stopped dead in your tracks, spinning around to face him. “What the hell does that even mean, Boothill?!”

He skidded to a halt, his spurs screeching against the metallic floor. "It's romantic!" he declared, flashing those shark-like teeth in a grin that would make anyone else run in terror. His pupils flickered like an old neon sign, struggling to focus as his power levels dropped.

"Romantic?!" you snapped. "That doesn’t even—ugh! Damn you, Boothill! When will you stop causing trouble for me?”

He cocked his head, looking utterly clueless. “Trouble? Me? Nah, sweet cheeks, I’m solving problems. That IPC drone back there? Totally disassembled. You’re welcome.”

“That IPC drone was carrying our groceries, Boothill!”

Boothill scratched his head, his long hair shifting like a curtain. "Oh. Well, in my defense, it was looking at me funny."

You groaned, turning back toward the ship’s cockpit. “I can’t deal with you right now.”

“Wait! Darling!” His voice cracked, and the sound of something metallic snapping made you look back. Boothill was half-sitting, half-slumped against the wall, one of his legs sparking dangerously.

“Geez, these legs…” he muttered, yanking at a dangling wire. “I’m gonna have to get them completely modified soon.”

Despite your exasperation, you sighed and walked back toward him. Kneeling, you examined the damage. “You need to stop overexerting yourself. You’re going to short-circuit one of these days.”

He flashed you a grin, leaning in close. “Aww, does my lovely care about me?”

You rolled your eyes, but your fingers worked carefully, reconnecting wires. “I care enough to make sure you’re not going to explode in my face, if that counts.”

“Explode?” Boothill smirked, his tone turning suggestive. “Well, darlin’, if it’s that kind of explosion, I’m all in.”

You smacked him lightly on the chest. “You’re insufferable.”

“And yet, you’re still here.” He winked, pulling you closer with his working leg. “Now, about that bullet—”

“Oh no,” you said, standing abruptly and brushing your hands off. “You’re charging first. Romance later.”

“Wait!” Boothill called after you, his voice echoing down the corridor. “Honey! Darling! Lovely! Don’t run away! I’m irresistible, remember?”

You didn’t look back. “Get those legs fixed first, cowboy. Then we’ll talk.”

Behind you, Boothill let out a frustrated groan. “This is why I’m never retiring. People like you keep a man working!”

And somewhere, deep in the ship’s power core, Boothill’s systems hummed with the thought that no matter how many bullets he fired, his heart was always aimed squarely at you.

Yes, this is based off of that Japanese HSR post 🫣🤭

[babymafuyu]

having completely age inappropriate interests as an age regressor is always something that will make me giggle. not in a judging way obviously but like. why is this eight year old listening to this explicit horror musical!

[thedawningofthehour]

A major problem in writing Leo: having the perfect word but knowing Leo is too much of a dumb bitch to use 'exacerbate' in his internal dialogue.

[thisdancingheart]

No thanks, Netflix, I'm fine repeat binge watching for another week or two, it's my comfort show right now.

[canisalbus]

Most unhinged ask?

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[that-vampire-loser]

Rip andrew minyard you would have loved netflix’s disenchantment

[draco2368]

I can post dumb shit I made a while ago like this here now, you're welcome (I'm sorry)

[ellynneversweet]

Me, in real, practical life, most of the time: trackpants are pants. Are today’s activities stained tshirt or unstained tshirt events?

Me, watching period dramas: SYNTHETICS? NO PARLETS? PERIOD INAPPROPRIATE STOCKING SUPPORTS? VISIBLE FOUNDATION???

[bogmonstergeneral]

i made a dethklok quiz instead of showering please have fun

[angel-syzygy]

LIFE PRO TIP

it’s super hot if u stop mid-car-sex and tell ur fuckbuddy “jfk ain’t the only one getting his mind blown in the back of a car”

just trust me bro it’s super effective i’ve done it

[villainous-redemption-au]

F7 second template for flug

Flug really got done dirty for this. 😅

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Favourite english snack?

Toss up between custard tart and Tom Holland

[howtobeamagicalgirl]

I want to quit my job soooo bad

[slutforwings]

he needs to stop winking at meeeeeee