#notBatman

[violentyquth]

deadass what i listen to when i (try) to study,rn im fighting for my life trying to get the math part of physics so the teacher won't think im that much of an idiot and that he wasted 10 minutes trying to explain to me how a formula that I supposedly learned in 7th grade works.... someone give that man more than 10 hours of sleep,I doubt running on two hours of sleep and having 6 coffees a day is all that healthy but okay!

[apple-sapling]

I recorded a podfic of Gym101 by @lexosaurus for VoiceTeam Mystery Box challenge DO THE WEIRD STUFF. I decided it is perfect to exercise to, so I read it during a workout ^^

Cover Art by @notbatman-52

Link: [Podfic] Gym 101 (by lexosaurus)

Rating: T

Length: ~15min

Summary:

Danny figured that revealing his identity to Valerie would result in her never wanting to speak to him again. Instead, she forces him to go to the gym with her.

[deadinyourarea]

@notbatman-52

I- I have so many questions and so little answers

[the-critic-god-of-books]

One thing to think about when writing powerful protagonists or even overpowered protagonists, is that spectacle will only get you so far.

Stories are about conflict, and having every conflict be about the main character one-shotting someone is boring. there are 2 main options that you can go with: you can make the story a comedy like "One Punch Man" or You can get your drama from another source.

You can also do both like "The Eminence in Shadow" does

let me go on a rant about that real quick

You see the world of The Eminence in Shadow is a dark fantasy. It's on some Game of Thrones shit.

The Cult of Diablos: a secret organization that almost ended the world a few years back is moving in the shadows to gain more power.

Shadow Garden: a female-only group of mater rogues and assassins comprised of the victims of The Cult of Diablos (experiments gone wrong)

Diablos: A woman whose dead body is used by the cult to further their power. she works to escape and return to the real world. to fight Sid and a lot of other shit.

Other factions fight to maintain some sembles of normalcies in a world fucked to hell and back by Diablos.

and then we have Sid also known as The Eminence in Shadow.

Use Sid wants to be Batman but in our world, no matter how hard you work out or how much you train if somebody drops a nuke on you, you die. so Sid kills himself and gets Isekai'd (on purpose btw).

You see Sid has 2 powers

The power of The Eminence in Shadow (supper strength speed mastery of the sword supper good magic) that he kinda worked for

And

The Power of Plot (which he's not aware of ) you see Sid has Infinite luck. and things will always work out for him in the best meta way possible.

Sid makes up The Cult of Diablos when he tells the girls that: will later on create shadow garden, about it. Through sheer luck The Cult of Deablos is real.

You see this anime works through the same logic that Sid does "What would be the coolest thing that could happen if I was in an anime."

Everyone in the world is playing a political drama set in a Dystopian Dark fantasy. And Sid is a 14-year-old edge lord playing Dungeons & Dragons. Sid the comedic character just having fun does some weird cringe edgy shit and all of the serious well written characters have to deal with his bullshit.

You see Sid is the DM's little brother who we have to entertain till he goes to bed and he's playing as NotBatman in our Darkfantasy. and the world is funnier for it.

In Conclusion/ TLDR

The Story works because from day one you know that Sid can win any fight he wants to. and the story is not about fighting. The story is about "how will the characters deal with {black}"

if you want to have a story with an overpowered protagonist then make the story about how they affect the world around them not how many people they can kill.

[sara-roz]

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From Gaza Strip i extend my heartfelt congratulations to America and its people on the inauguration of President Donald Trump, hoping this moment marks the beginning of a new era of peace and prosperity for the world.

A few minutes to the beginning of a new era. I hope that peace will prevail throughout the world.

[khloaris]

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Black Star and the Golden Bat #blackstarandthegoldenbat #blackstar #goldenbat #superheroes #supervillians #anthropormorphicdogs #giantrobots #annoyingkids #southkorean #animatedcinema #dubbedinspanish #thisisntbatman #itsgoldenbat #yougotthat #notbatman #nosir #definitelynot #batman #adventuresincopyrightinfringement (at Golden Bat) https://www.instagram.com/p/COA2guRlchM/?igshid=hlcpqp7da5s6

[doesithavetobeaspider]

Strange Tales (V1) #164 by Jim Lawrence and Dan Adkins

[lifeinbrick]

“You ladies need a lift to comic-con?”⁣ ⁣ #NotBatman #Batman #Batman66 #batmobile #cosplay #harleyquinn #harleyquinncosplay #greenarrow #dccomics #sdcc2019 #sdcc #legobatman #adamwestbatman #lego #legostagram #instalego #legophoto #legominifigures #minifigures #afol #toy #toys #toyphoto https://www.instagram.com/p/B0NWaOrH_zP/?igshid=71vbh9z4gamc

[gholateg]

One of the best ways I've seen this pulled off is the Justice League cartoon. The Justice Lords (an authoritarian version of the League who took over their world and turned it into a police state) shows up and tries to convince the League to follow in their footsteps.

NotBatman convinces Bruce he's right because their way "makes sure no other child will ever lose their parents because of some punk with a gun."

Later on, Bruce is sitting with NotBatman in the batmobile and sees the police Gestapo'ing someone who just bitched about something in the newspaper, and Bruce looks at him and says "Wouldn't mom and dad be *proud* of what we turned the world into."

i know it's a meme that batman fans will give you a ten page essay on why they love batman when asked while superman fans will just say something like "because he's kind :)" but i can do both. i will absolutely give you a ten page essay on why i love superman and think he's so important and although i can do the same for batman, all my thoughts can essentially be dumbed down to "because he's kind :)" as well

the core of batman's character is that he is kind. that he loves (and believes in) his city and humanity so much. superman and batman are really two sides of the same coin (ha) in the sense that the only real difference between the two is that superman grew up in a loving environment and lives in a pretty decent city while batman watched his parents die in front of him and lives in the Actually Worst City Ever

batman is in no way perfect. he is very flawed and i think it's a disservice to not acknowledge those flaws, but at his core, he is just trying to do the right thing. because he is kind. because he cares. because he loves humanity much like superman loves humanity.

[thesebooks]

“Wait, You’re Not Batman” Damned right. What an asshole.

Original title: “Black Book Detective” Spring Issue

[angelosurmelis]

Full disclosure, it’s about to get a little personal up in here. Feel free to keep swiping up. No judgements...I’ve had a shitty back for decades. The years of accidents, falling off a roof, rolling down a hill ahead of my bike, or rolling down a hill in a car that lost it’s breaks, not to mention the years of furniture moving. Yes, I’ve been to doctors and have tried it all. Like millions of others dealing with back issues, at some point you just deal with whatever it is. As I’ve gotten older, when my back goes out, it takes longer to bounce back and I’m reminded that I’m not unbreakable. I used to think I was. Not in a superhero sort of way, but in the way some of us feel that have gone through some stuff. My stuff came early and hung out till my late teens. It really informed almost every decision I made. The conclusion I came up with early on was this, don’t ask for help, don’t trust, keep your guard up and be damn sure you’re strong enough to take care of everything yourself. I don’t recommend this life choice. At all. It worked for a bit, but like all ill conceived coping mechanisms it backfired. Multiple times. Once a great therapist got a hold of me they were able to undo a lot of it. We’re still undoing, but every once in a while, it creeps back in. And when I’m feeling helpless cause my body is betraying me, I immediately rush back to isolation mode. Even when the person that loves you unconditionally wants nothing more than to help. Thank you @gemini.the.great for just being you and my ❤️ And thank you to all my friends that have offered their help multiple times and still don’t give up, even though I can be a pill about accepting it. My therapist says that one doesn’t have to be Batman all the time, it’s okay to be Bruce Wayne. Well, minus the mansion, Alfred, net worth, and head of luxurious hair, I’m embracing my inner Bruce Wayne. Painting: Parrot Tulip 1973 by #lowellnesbitt #askforhelp #stilllearning #brucewayne #batman #human #notbatman #lifelessons #evolve #evolving #neverstoplearning #myguy #tribe #friendfamily https://www.instagram.com/p/BwSBMhgpR1I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lhno4ubmrpli

[johnmunizart]

WIP⚠️ 🚧 quick moon knight… night sketch… #wip #moonknight #marvel #notbatman #sketch #comicartist https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca6e-X0rwiy/?utm_medium=tumblr

[theneonghosts]

Thanks for the tag!

@buttrflyisland @indigosabyss @thatoneluckybee @a-being-of-chaossss @a-rainbow-girl-detective @meltedgallium @harthic @lokiinmediasideblog @krakoansam @vampire-of-halogaland @dysphoria-things @patchpane @chrisis-averted @hobgoblinns @notbatman-52 @shhhenanigans @blackrosesdeath @blackrosesdeath

Blorbo Poll

Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Tagged by @powersuitup. Probably very predictable picks for anyone who knows me but whatevs.

NP tagging @tweetthang96, @coolnerdyrn, @kayliemalinza, @raaorqtpbpdy, and @thephilosophersapprentice.

[lilamadera]

Toda fofura noturna! Bom fim de semana pessoas!! 🦇🖤🌜🌠 Encomenda da Aya @ayesha_rp #morcego #bat #aquarela #watercolor #biologia #biology #ilustration #notbatman #fluffy #cute

[torontojoker]

Last night’s #twitch offerings. 2 Both from old sketches. Both very different styles. This first one is part of a much bigger story, to come. Second one is me and @coss_to in our JAMMIES! Also more of these guys to come! #thatjokerguyart #drawing #sketch #notthejoker #notbatman #ohyoandboon #sinjandsnug #twitchstreamer #twitchartist #procreate #procreatepocket AUdIO on TwItCH soon https://www.instagram.com/p/CIleXQtjaAQ/?igshid=16bprliq40mps

[zombiebunnyink]

Posting a bit late for #batmanday but here's a couple of faves I got to tattoo #Lobo artwork by #simonbisley tattooed by me. #notbatman #Joker #batman #lovemyjob #comics #afterinked #afterinkeduk #ladytattooers #belfasttattooer #batman #geek #dccomics #darkartists #dccomics #comicbooktattoo #comicbookart #tattoo #ink (at Zombie Bunny Ink) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFXHq4rhaMg/?igshid=1gv84uyazwrgx