thesebooks

[thesebooks]

"World's Largest Coats" — The mind boggles at the size of the coat hangers. Wow.

Original title: "Thunder out of China" by Theodore H. White & Annalee Jacoby (1980)

[thesebooks]

"More Of This Unreadable Shit" — Offworld problems

Original title: "Gift From The Stars" by James Gunn (2011) — Illustration by Mark Zug

[thesebooks]

"You Forgot Your Ribbon" — Don't think he'll be needing that anymore, mate…

Original title: "Oscar Thole" by Giuseppe Festino (2017) — Illustration by Karel Thole

[thesebooks]

"Fuck Off" — That's a bit harsh, isn't it? Original title: "The Nurse" by Vera Southgate (1963) — Illustration by John Berry

[thesebooks]

"Vague Magazine - November 2023" — Oh boy, I can't wait to rub my own gromp

Cover photo by Rolando Brando from Pexels

[thesebooks]

"Wake The Fuck Up" — Easy there, little man Original title: "The New Baby" by Ruth and Harold Shane (1948) — Illustration by Eloise Wilkin

[thesebooks]

"Unflushed - The Shit Awakens" — Let this be a lesson, guys Original title: "Alien Embassy" by Ian Watson (1979)

[thesebooks]

"MT-LB Service & Modernization manual" by H. Aynes — Look what I found while cleaning up the toolshed!

A Vinco Original (2023)

[thesebooks]

"I Have A Tank - Fuck You" — Your argument is invalid.

Original title: "Panzer Division: the Mailed Fist" by K.J. Macksey (1968)

[thesebooks]

"My Flawed Lover - Dildohands" — I’m not a big fan of the genre, but this cover is something else.

Original title: "Chrome" by George Nader (1979)

[thesebooks]

"I Just Took A Massive Shit Over There" — Well, when you gotta go, you eventually gotta go

A Vinco Original (2019) — Illustration by Ed Valigursky

[thesebooks]

"This Was A Shit Idea" — A prolific novel on the colonization of Mars, told from the perspective of a farmer.

Original title: "Martian Time-Slip" by Philip K. Dick (1964)

[thesebooks]

"I’m Highly Trained In The Ancient Martial Art Of Fuck!" — Looks like something useful to know when walking through dark alleys at night

Original title: "Kiai" by Piers Anthony and Roberto Fuentes (1974)

[thesebooks]

"Adolf realizes his potential" — Well, I guess we all know it must've happened at some point...

Original title: "Robert and his new friends (A Little Golden Book #124)" by Nina Schneider (1951) — Illustration by Corinne Malvern

[thesebooks]

"What the Fuck was I thinking" — That moment when you realize you are in space

Original title: "Exploring Space" by Roy Worvill, Bernard Herbert Robinson (1970)

[thesebooks]

"Fags in Space" — Smoking kills. Especially in space.

Original title: "Planet of the Dreamers" by John D. MacDonald (1953)

[thesebooks]

"Meth Head Lion" — You should've seen him a year ago

Original title: "Tawny Scrawny Lion" by Kathryn Jackson (1972)