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sag-dab-sar-follows · 1 year ago

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WAH WAH

#at least my baptism didn't have a designated day for all the kids #you had to individually ✨accept jesus into your heart✨ before baptism #this makes baptism sound like catholic first communion or something #if i die i want to go see my pony has me dead #i did memorize hundreds of bible verses though #well maybe dozens and dozens not hundreds #what the fuck ever i memorized entier chapters of bible books okay?!#i at least went to catholic school #not what she described #my church didn't like it but all well

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tuttle-did-it · 5 months ago

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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allynabean · 20 days ago

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group selfie 📸!! im obsessed with the final girls or the four ggggs or whatever they’re calling themselves <3

(plus their weird creaky neighbor. bigb my beloved)

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teaboot · 4 months ago

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Okay so I may have been struggling under a miscommunication issue

#My coworker heard I took a day off for a migraine and said oh I get those all the time #And described what sounded like a regular headache #So I dont know if I actually have migraines more than I thought or if she just doesn't know what a migraine is #She was like #'They've only ever had me bedridden once though'#And I'm here like #Girl every migraine has me blind and bedridden that's what a migraine is #Otherwise it's just a sparkling headache #So wtffff #Help #emetophobia tw #I think?#Headaches #Migraines

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anna-scribbles · 1 year ago

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last one i promise(<—lie)

#let’s as a society think more about why adrien wanted to go to school #and what. perhaps. he thought school was #i think the way chloe describes it she really is just a beautiful rich girl with too much time on her hands #and no one at school is treating her accordingly.#abby got so mad at me today because she thinks it’s too cringe that i keep taking about adrien liking ohshc #which is like. how are you gonna know me my whole life and then be disappointed when i’m cringe.#i’ve never hidden who i am. it’s cringe all the way down #anyway #ml #my art #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #chloe bourgeois #ohshc #wait i am gonna tag this thirteen actually. just go with me #thirteen

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abhorsenkatiel · 9 months ago

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My opinion on the 'would modern au Harrow be goth or Catholic' debate is that she would be both and it would throw everyone off. She goes equally hard on both of those things and no one knows what to do about it.

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #like other goth kids wont hang out with her because shes super judgmental of their sinful behaviors #old church ladies scold her about her bone jewelry and she describes in excruciating detail what obscure saints relic its representing #she gets along with absolutely no one #gideon is fascinated with her because of this and she cant handle it

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uhcasual · 2 months ago

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"This place is called the Burial Mounds. The hatred is intense, isn't it? And the resentment too? When a living person enters this place, there's no coming back-- for the body or the soul. They can forget about ever escaping. Wei Wuxian, you, too, can forget about ever escaping."

(full resolution here)

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs fanart #wei wuxian #yiling patriarch #burial mounds #mxtx #fanart #art #i called this file “a wake” while working on it lol #do u ever think about how MXTX has declined to describe Wei Wuxian's time surviving the burial mounds the first time #because she says it would be too horrific to depict #at least after all of the suffering of his first life he eventually gets a happily ever after with his lan zhan #I wanted to portray what isn't really shown in the adaptations but could be a picture of what wwx's experience would've been like #hopefully this accomplishes that feeling #my drawings

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rottengurlz · 1 month ago

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she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

#sims 4 #the sims community #simblr #ts4 #sims 4 edit #mysims #drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life #editing this in general did but the tears were my hell #her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj #she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts #shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds #she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working #she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater #and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store #all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded #she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive #and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom #her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her #she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life #but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better #she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful #she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self #she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right #there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 🫵🏼

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babacontainsmultitudes · 5 months ago

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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

#I fucking loved this episode but also FUCK- OH UH DON'T READ MY TAGS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET CAUSE UH SPOILERS LOL #dndads #dungeons and daddies #the peachyville horror #dndads spoilers #dndads s3 ep 5 #tony collette #ebenezer white #[breathes]#TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK #choosing to believe there's a chance they save him #I REALLY hope they save him #please these tags were gonna be me rambling about how I'm so ready for him to accidentally become an actual spy #and how Ebenezer is just one more person I need him to have homoerotic tension with #BUT NOW WHAT #Anyways poor Will but also not poor Will cause it was REALLY funny how much everyone was screwing with him this episode zkbfeskgzl #stupidly it was the moth bit that got me the most and particularly Matt describing its journey lmao #Somehow- like I knew the Trudy stuff was gonna be dark but somehow it was even darker than I imagined like fuuuuuck #Also sounds like the people who theorized there'd been an og human Trudy were *probably* right?#Heh. But was it a normal death or was she *murdered* dun dun dun #*Very* excited for Kelsey's boxing match #Francis UH OH GOD??#the two scoops line was perfect though #what else what else... No I'm just caught on that ending now god DAMN it I don't care if they pull some cheap shit to save him #oh actually I know exactly what I want out of this but I'll make a separate post about that one sec lol #undescribed

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lyinginthesnow · 6 months ago

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thinking abt that line in dundee when logan says shiv makes boogie men out of the clothes she dumps on her bedroom floor. always has.

#it’s like. being surrounded by danger but in a way you can’t quite identify #. so trying to describe it comes off as childish and irrational #. her concerns being brushed aside as invented or exaggerated for her whole entire life. she felt like that in her bedroom as a kid and #now he wont let her escape that position in relation to him #. she’s placed in that infantilized feminized role in his head — because he’s dismissing her — also maybe because a lot of the time #he genuinely can’t see what she’s seeing?#but no matter what he believes it’s a very convenient role for him to cast her in. so flippantly too.. just like ‘oh you know how she is’.#whatevverrrr #its crazy #shiv roy #succession #my art

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sporeclan · 5 months ago

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Oh yay a new queen with kits let me just check out her informatioFOURTEEN MOONS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

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theartofmadeline · 9 months ago

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what if i told you summer's just around the corner

#orignal art #artists on tumblr #illustration #digital art #digital illustration #art #artwork #drawing #seagull #summer #beach #theartofmadeline #having artblock so i asked my partner what to draw #and this is what she described #she has named him chad #i WISH it was summer (warm weather haters do NOT come for me)

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molinaesque · 6 months ago

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"What are you?" "Oh, I'm you, sweetie. You just... give it a little time."

#fallout #cooper howard #the ghoul #lucy maclean #walton goggins #ella purnell #fallout tv #fallout prime #fallouttvgifs #focusing on the progression of their moments #how she looks at him with loathing more and more... and he looks upon her with such conviction and resolution that she will become him #that she too will be broken and consumed by the wasteland #but then she does THAT... she gives him that kindness... she gives him THAT look #and from henceforth his trajectory has been... not changed maybe... but marked upon #and he goes on his memory bender with his movie #his old persona #and then later takes her finger and makes it a part of him... now his finger every time he pulls the trigger #and then later offering her to come on a journey of truth (which he definitely did not have to do for the record)#(but just like with dogmeat... he did)#the more i think about what they've done with these characters and this series the more im in disbelief #they WENT there #as a fallout fan i cannot even begin to describe how amazing that is #but as someone who just enjoys storytelling and themes and characters in general... just... WOW #ghoulcy

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carolinanadeau · 10 months ago

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"this female character is underdeveloped" TO YOU. I can read subtext and I know all about her backstory and her rich inner life. also she told me personally

#I honestly think that one of the most enriching and rewarding parts of writing fanfiction is getting to #fully flesh out and explore a character who gets some but not-quite-enough characterization in canon #unless the character is REALLY minor there are always so many threads to pull out and weave into something new #you can even deconstruct the marketing materials! oh this character is only described as 'beautiful'? wonder how she feels about that hmmm #my original post #writing #fanfic #I'm just really proud of what I've been able to do with Miss T. it's almost all right there in the script and lyrics if you'd only look!

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tobyisave · 8 months ago

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just a coupla lonesome cowgems roaming free without their sally mays

(aka they both canonically use country music to cope with their aloof blue life partners leaving them and i think thats beautiful) (alt under cut)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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M'lady, doth this harlot bother thee?

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #wang lingjiao #jinzhu #yinzhu #I just want to take a moment to shine a spotlight on YZY's maids.#I fully admit to forgetting about them until I was looking up female characters in mdzs for the Six AU and saw their names.#For characters who play a small role in the story I sure do rotate the little morsels of info we know about them in my head.#We know they came from the Yu sect along with YZY and described as 'young women' so did they likely were young when they left #And we know that YZY favours them immensely (to the point she lets them speak a lot more freely than she does her own children)#And they in turn are extremely loyal to herand very skilled fighters.#So what's up with that dynamic? Who are they to her? Who are they to each other? Who are they as individuals?#My theory is that they were initially servant girls YZY took in and trained (hence the whip proficiency)#I also very much love the idea of this double standard; that YZY has these surrogate 'children' she favours over her own #to shadow JFM's affection for WWX (child who is not his own).#Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli just keep losing!!!#Anyways I just think we should hoist jinzhu and yinzhu up more. I think they have minor character swag and potential.

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