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“with your tattoos, and your broody little pout” ???? ok mr straight captain,, mr homophobic captain,,,,,,
#also ‘broody little pout’#close enough to saying cock sucking lips#which again#not very straight imo#911#911 abc#911 fox#911 tv show#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#911 spoilers#911 on abc#911 season eight#911 season 8#911 s8#captain gerrard
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Skull Island is out, and I'm super happy for the team! Anyways, I had to draw this because like, please tell me this isn't how it goes whenever Charlie brings up girls.
#my art#skull island#skull island netflix#charlie#mike#fanart#mike gives off major baby gay who is in love with their very straight best friend vibes imo#also i adore him#comic
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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.
#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville#my post#Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power#It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not#I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard#There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions#And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it#Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century#You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not#Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist#(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess#She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual#contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios#and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE#despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England#This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments#of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York#(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT#that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless#I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent#ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me#just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...
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Any other LGBTQ+ Headcannons that are canon is the comic??;)
*patiently awaits Cupioromantic Donnie*
hmm... had to think about this for a while and talk about it with co-author, but here's what we got. we mostly base this stuff on how plausible it is in show/if there's evidence for it. with a dash of personal experience. This only applies to residuum, btw. I have different personal headcanons for these characters outside the comic.
april: lesbian. this is mostly based off of the fact that most aprils get with their caseys & the comment she said to dale. which could be taken as disinterest in dale specifically, but she seemed more concerned with impressing that popular girl earlier and that reads as more... saphic, i suppose. or at the very least homoromantic.
raph: raph is just raph. we look at him and basically just *tv static*. go crazy. all we got is jokes or stuff that has too little evidence to support. so, yeah, he's whatever you want him to be i guess?
leo: trans. already said my reason in the other post. also, gay. if gay were a power source he could power the entirety of the united states for five months straight without a single power outage. failing power grid notwithstanding (< thats the actual word. its supposed to be mushed together like that. wack.).
donnie: as much as i'd like him to be ace/aro spectrum rep, he just doesn't have the evidence in show for us to apply it to him in this comic. it's funny, for being hc as ace so often he sure is the most outwardly romantic/sexual turtle in the show lmao. one! cherry: "you're so cute, but you're so mean! why do i always go for your type?" two! astrogirl?? (whatever her name is) he is very very romantic with her. he has a type y'all. also just look at those two, he's a leg man lmao (bootyyshaker9000 anyone? ha!) anyway. and with the bromance/instant chemistry he had with that one guy in the purple dragons... Pan. or possibly Omni as he does seem to favor... cute brutal femme... Yeah. Omnisexual.
(you have no idea how fucking bad i want this boy to be ace spectrum. hes got the colors y'all!! The Colors!!!!! but alas... i am bound by my canon plausibility creed for this comic)
mikey: ace. possibly ace/aro. he shows interest in literally no-one. we're aware that the common hc is pan but... we know a pan 13 year old, and let me tell you ahahahaha, kids going through puberty are very uncomfortable to be around sometimes, especially around their partners. or crushes. and mikey... well, that boy is ace behavior personified lmao. aces in the back you get what we mean right?? right??? anyway commiting to aroace
#residual asks#rottmnt#i really get a kick out of he/him butch lesbian raph and ghostbear-sexual raph#but i'd never use those seriously. or at least in this comic#co-author says what they get if they really had to choose for raph is ace homoromantic#but otherwise...#he's just raph#like we can't apply any identity to him. and we really mean ANY identity. not even straight or umbrella terms like queer#its a very odd feeling#i also really like trans april but we don't have enough evidence for it#in fact there's actually counter evidence- but don't let that stop your dreams y'all. it just stops ours :P#sorry for stepping on your donnie dreams anon#but honestly i think that label applies more to 2012 donnie imo#i really do personally prefer ace/aro donnie. but i'd make everyone ace if i were able lmao#co-author would also do the same thing ahaah#i just don't like depicting romantic relationships. or attraction ahahaah#with mikey... we get why people hc him as pan... but like its a fandomism stereotype#that literally every fandom applies to optimistic friendly characters. and honestly i really don't like the fandomism stereotypes#i just find them... unenjoyable i guess#cuz like y'alll... your sexuality isn't inherently determined by your personality or vise versa#cuz like i know for sure that in fandom spaces- if i were a character- i'd be stereotyped as pan or a hypersexual cis het#to which i am neither. at all.#and co-author would be stereotyped as the demure femme book lesbian#which they are VERY much not#and i know this because i've been fandomified by people in my life more than once#it is a very uncomfortable experience y'all#whoops rant in the tags#residuum#rottmnt residuum#residuum wb
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based on this poll it seems we don't want lan wangji as chief cultivator
someone help him he's too morally good for politics :(
#mdzs#cql#lan wangji#wei wuxian#yanyan polls#look jiggy's filing system is actually very intuitive. lwj just has straight up zero experience. someone help him!!!#also. gonna be honest here. my actual politics opinion is that in order to be a good leader you have to be kind of a piece of shit.#and lan wangji is...unfortunately a good person.#jin guangyao and jiang cheng are both good leaders imo because they recognize what absolutely needs to be done#and what consequences absolutely must be avoided. they know the limits of their abilities and they know how to prioritize.#they know that those who cannot sacrifice anything will lose everything.#anyways. lbr if nie huaisang wanted the watchtowers gone and lan wangji wanted to keep them (because they're actually helping people)#nie huaisang would win completely. and if lan wangji's reputation or even life were to become collateral damage#in huaisang's pursuit of the final destruction of jin guangyao's legacy. well that's just too bad.
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#yeah i think i should stop drawing them#you know in my mind they chat together they badger the medic they bring bentos to eat with medic they drag the medic to bed#they hug they sleep they fuck they exchange their oath in latin#like everything#aaaaaaaaaaaand#i realize im just treating them with complete disregard of the whole 2077 world-building and general setting#and is just viewing them as medic x soldier with nice looking helmets and very little background setting of this whole insurance corporatio#which imo is basically desecration of them#especially if im gonna make a whole fucking series of comics of them instead of some portrait or something that doesn't just-#-break even more things as the plot goes on#(and generally being stupid like why is the medic reading just plug a cable in their head okay but i already made the dialogue so fuck it)#soooooooooooooooo#(throws in dumpster)#idk maybe ill take a few days off and see if im coming back with way too much 2077 knowledge or just straight up forgetting them#or just. keep. desecrating them. that's a choice.#they're still cute tho ngl#cyberpunk 2077#trauma team#my art
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beefy men and their grabby boyfriends <3
#daisuga#iwaoi#osasuna#miya osamu#suna rintarou#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#sawamura daichi#sugawara koushi#haikyuu fanart#haikyuu#hq fanart#my art#you could also say this was anatomy practice but really I just love making them *thick*#6 hours of straight drawing#time for bed lmao#reblogs are very appreciated as always!#oikawa is grabbing iwaizumis ass if you cant tell lol#also Suga is warming his hands#i hc that he runs cold and daichi runs hot#bokuaka also very much fits this dynamic imo
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Day 274 | id in alt
I like to think Gojo has the strongest mentality so far up his ass it pisses Kugisaki off because, DUDE. SHE FUCKING GETS IT. BE QUIET. He's emo but a different color.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#gojo satoru#didn't color him normally because i didn't wanna💖#i fuckin passed out the other day sorry bout that but thankfully i now i have a fully draw thing for tewmorrow#gojo brings me great loathing and i cannot begin to piece together the pure “i know his issues and i no longer care” i have for him#the fandom shoves it down your throat too much for me for actually care for his existence#i say this like i didn't just watch a limbus company character shout for her oarmen for 30 minutes straight#listen. very good va and very entertaining for my unitched brain wrinkles#i love the sea in any kind of way i love weird shit#yall gonna hafta side eye me before i stare grabbing Kugisaki with rose and bear imagery again heavily#woe. fixation upon me#not woe because i fucking adore Kugisaki are you fuckin kidding me#i have so many things to jab gojo with for Kugisaki dont even get me started#no. dagons domain and his awakened design did not remotely make me happy#basic as FUCk imo but we wont get into that#im very passionate about mind and cosmic horror and sea horror and whatever that kinda shit sorry#i will push it through Kugisaki. hope yall are okay w that💖☝️
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As soon as I tell people I study history they always want to drop their history opinions on me. As soon as I tell people I study Christianity but I'm not personally religious OH BOY do they want to tell me their religion opinions. Usually these are much more interesting than their history opinions. Yesterday we were touring a potential wedding venue and the event coordinator told us his entire religious background (he was a preacher before going into public history) (the venue was a museum) and then ranted for a solid ten minutes about grace and works and also people who use religion to gain power and misinterpret and mistranslate the Bible to oppress people and every beef he had with the history of the church. Right there in the reception space. 10/10 interaction
#I have no opinion on theology as someone who is not religious that is between believers and their god#But I do genuinely enjoy hearing other people's points of view on their faith if they're open to sharing I study this stuff for a reason#And he was completely right about the history stuff imo (he went to seminary and now works in history so he knows his shit obviously)#He also tried very hard to be cool about me being nonbinary and my fiancée being Filipino#Asked me if I prefer to be called bride or groom and stuff and tried quite hard to pronounce Jen's surname but sort of made fun of himself#For having trouble with it#Straight white guy trying very hard to be an silly thing but it felt totally genuine#It was nice#Also yes I consider it in poor taste to tell my religious beliefs to strangers#But 1) if they ask my area of study I feel like it's better to tell them I'm not personally Christian because I don't want them to come#To incorrect conclusions and 2) it was a wedding planning thing so the fact that we are an interfaith couple was relevant
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very very very loosely outlining the general plot of a young ones fancomic that’s basically pure smut and it’s uh. it’s coming along i guess 😭 (the dialogue is just placeholder to get the general idea out pls don’t bully me i will refine it later i prommy🥺 hopefully if the final dialogue is cringe the art will make up for it)
#the young ones#can u tell i love alexei sayle#even mr balowski gets rick sloppy toppy ^w^ bc he deserves it he’s underrated imo#it’s a straight up rick buffet up in here#hell i might even give the fifth roommate some action lol#might ask a british person to read over the dialogue before i start drawing bc i suffer from a dangerous condition called being american#and i might goof up the slang or general word usage lol#not sure if i need to trigger tag use of the word transvestite#it just means crossdresser but it’s also kind of outdated and sounds very edgy lol#work in progress#mdni
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Did anyone else notice that while Celia promised she wasn't spying on Georgie 'for any government, secret society, or other organizations (or aliens)', she never actually said she wasn't spying on her at all?
#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#georgie barker#celia ripley#like she never straight up said 'im not spying on you'#she just said she wasnt spying on her FOR anyone#very sus imo
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Stampede aka another episode of luffy turning haters into dick riders just with his kind and big heart
#i might understand all the robin law fanfare... its been 26 minutes of stampede......#frobin reigns supreme imo still.....#VICEADMIRAL MOMONGA TOCAME LA PORONGA??? HELLO#THE LOG POSE TO LAUGH TALE???? and hancock arrived ❤️❤️#usopp saving luffh omg.....#blonde buggy..... why are we doing this to out beautiful women...#fujitora is on his own frequency... here you go a meteorite.. whatever happens to all of you and our troops happens goodbye#mihawk intervened bc zoro couldn't do it omg.... nami keep watch he is going to end it all tonight jesus#also persona following mihaw for a second movie ajdjaks.... i love them together honestly#brosalino is the kuma guy's uncle????? nepotism......#calling this guy the heir of the demon.... taking blame off ace akdjsksn.... you know whats funny in movies garp is very like thoughtful and#comprehensive of others peoples issues and then you get to how he raised luffy and like.... wouldn't that have been good there....#and with ace too lmao.... i mean he didnt have abandonment issues but just wait and see to a 10yo asking if he is worthy of living idk...#i get the meaning of it and what he meant but we all know ace didnt get that at the time until luffy got there#usopp.... see how when oda writes the movies it feels different.... first steong world with namo and now stampede with usopp...#the relationship moments really hit.. i was gonna comment about zoro and the cursed sword but that was just focusing on him#well this one wasnt written by oda but supervised i will take it....#hina taking the kids aldjakskal...... smoker and hina best straight ship behind frobin imo..... baby 5 x sai number 3 spot#sabo....... actually thank you bc smoker thinks he can take anybody#hancock and buggy AJSJAKAKLQQ omg usopp dont cry....... luffy will KILL that guy for making usopp feel like that lmao YEAAAH!!!!!#law smoker sabo the luffy lover squad..... each in their own way lmao#hancock its been so long how are you <3 omg law what are you doing here <3 my brother sabo hello.#crocodile made the plan of course.... luffy lover member too#usopps bullets omg....#sanji and zoro against lucci omg..... YEAAAHHHH#wait a second straw hat crew costume by uniqlo design team??? THE DRIP!!!#luffy seeing ace beside luffy with the fire goodbye.... he is EVERYWHERE#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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Plot twist: demigods not being able to use ADHD meds because of whatever reason, I can't remember (monsters were secretly making them or something?? Or do ADHD meds just not exist in PJO canon, like I do not recall them ever being brought up 😂), was actually the result of some Apollo child who got really into the natural health movement and started preaching to other demigods about not taking vaccines or pharmaceuticals and really pressed the idea of herbalist medicine, and since some of demigod healing magic DOES include using different "natural" ingredients (natural to them, maybe, but not always to us regular ol' mortals) it caught on like wildfire, and, now, if any kid shows up to camp on ADHD meds, they're immediately razed for trying inhibit their natural survival instincts.
meanwhile this poor kid is just "um, I did not get the hyperactive ADHD, I got the inattentive one and before I started taking these pills I would legit almost get hit by cars all the time because I'd straight up cross roads without looking, so please gimme my meds, I will not be able to learn how to fight without them because I will 100% get distracted by my own internal monologue and zone out completely from what you're saying, and also my ability to process information is severely delayed so if a monster starts trying to kill me, it will definitely get a few good whacks in before I understand what's happening, unless I take my frigging meds"
#happy talks pjo#no but the adhd thing in pjo kills me because it's so... useless? like its great rhat RR wanted to represent his son!!#and i will never fault him for that - i think its great. but as far as rep goes it is lacking even w/ the later books imo#the characters who best exhibit it were definitely leo and (at the very least early) nico and they were 100% on the hyperactive side#plus like. didnt Frank just. straight not have ADHD. or dyslexia?#and he was fine for sixteen years despite being so powerful they put his life on a stick?? baffling#but anyway yeah. nah it is cute that he wanted to incorporate it as beneficial thing but idk#i guess if it were me i would've explained that it's a misdiagnosis of ADHD based on X and Y symptoms that are inherent for survival#but then i guess that's not really including it as representation because you're explaining it away and saying actually they aren't X#so 🤷♂️ idk. but anyway
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should I finally get around to watching Agatha all along I love gay women and murder and assholes
PLEASSSSEEE DO ITS SO GOOD.. I have rly low expectations when it comes to marvel shows and mcu in general bc. I mean. yeah. but it’s rly good Agatha is such a Character. Tbh I’ve never seen a female character like her in anything before, and so that’s exciting to me too.
the only thing is if u do watch it u also. Kind of have to have watched Wandavision for it to make sense. But both series are only like 9 episodes and 40-30 min episodes
#ask tag#agatha all along#idk if you’ve seen Wandavision#I’ll advertise it too#Wandavision is good. Very good. A lot of psychological horror.#Really well written (so is Agatha all along) imo#Both shows are really heavily centred on grief and trauma#Agatha is in Wandavision she gets a cute little villain song#I’ll admit I find the superpower cgi a bit stupid looking in both shows (less so in Agatha bc it fits into the setting better)#And I remember the way Wandavision ended bothered me. A lot of that may have been Agatha related and that might be cured now bc of her show#And knowing she’d get out of her mind prison#But overall yeah both shows are reallly good#Oh man and Kathryn Hahn is such a good actress#She really sells Agatha’s drama#And she’s so funny and also really attractive and idk sorry I’m fangirling#Honestly I’d recommend going straight into Agatha after Wandavision instead of waiting several years like I did#And then being really confused as to why we were in a trashy detective drama bc I’d forgotten that Aggie got trapped in a mind prison
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Huh, just saw that not everyone takes "Captain Sodom and Captain Gomorrah. He's Gomorrah," as a gay joke. Not adding this to the post going around because I don't want to come across as argumentative or rude, but seeing it does compel me to overexplain why I think it's unambiguously a gay joke lol.
"Captain Sodom and Captain Gomorrah," would be a generic joke about debauchery imo. "He's Gomorrah," is what makes it a joke about gay sex specifically, by pointedly referencing sodomy. Because while technically sodomy refers to a lot of things, based on my own experience and 20th century media consumption I feel like I can pretty confidentally say that in public consciousness, at least in US media, it's functionally a synonym for gay anal.
Like I'm no expert here so maybe I'm wrong and biased in my media consumption and experiences, but if I saw someone on TV using the word sodomy to refer to het sex acts without it being in the context of like, an informative conversation about how sodomy doesn't just refer to gay sex, or like, in the context of a deep south bible thumper type railing against all non-piv sex in antiquated terms, I would be very surprised. I'd at least expect a woman to be specified if it's meant to be het pia, and idt I've ever seen it used as a synonym for blowjobs except in real life 'fun fact' discussions lol. (Also fun fact, cunnilingus is not legally sodomy.)
"He's Gomorrah," also just doesn't function as a joke if it's just referring to general heterosexual debauchery, the whole point of that line is to make the reference to sodomy in particular explicit, in differentiation from Trapper. And in this context Hawkeye isn't calling himself an enjoyer of receiving blowjobs or fucking women in the ass in comparison to Trapper who only has good christian piv sex, he's differentiating himself from Trapper in terms of his effeminacy, something he does often in comedic contexts.
And my impression is that the point of the gay sex jokes in general isn't "Hawkeye is bi representation" or "getting gay references past the censors sneakily," it's "Hawkeye making jokes about being unmasculine which includes making jokes about getting fucked in the ass in an exaggeration of his gender expression, which is not actually all that out there in the 70s counter-culture context."
#i'm sorry but i am constantly fighting the urge to explain (my read of) every joke on mash so i'll take any excuse to give in lol#i'm again reminded of the character 'marx marvelous' from a tom robbins book (i wanna say another roadside attraction?)#where his name is explained as something he adopted as the two words most likely to piss off conservative squares#marx from karl marx and marvelous as the number one word a red-blooded heterosexual man would never say bc it's too camp#this character was also straight and (based on what i remember from tom robbins books) probably loved eating pussy#that's the kind of dude hawkeye is to the average viewer in the 70s imo lol (tho maybe not quite as in your face)#they could very well hate actual gay guys but they'll happily use the idea of them as a symbol of nonconformity#marley on mash#hawkeye mash#mash gen#mash gs
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one thing i find really difficult about navigating the IF space is the direct line of contact between readers and authors. we share the same space, and i think that plays a big part in this weird blurred line we have in this community and overall lack of boundaries.
for a lot of people this is a fun hobby and while i personally try to keep it... semi-professional most of the time, it's easy to get wrapped up in having fun on tumblr (or the forums, or reddit, wherever it is that you mainly post/interact) and have a lot of personal interactions with both readers and authors alike - which is fun! i like it more often than not, but i also think that's why a lot of comments in this space can end up being really entitled, over-familiar, and inappropriate.
it's no secret that most authors get really weird messages on here, and while this is also a problem on social media at large and not just specific to IF tumblr, it is still definitely a big problem in this community.
and to be clear i'm not saying that you can't be friendly with authors or readers (i've become friends with a handful of readers myself) and i definitely don't mean to imply that there needs to be a huge divide between us; that's silly - again, most authors are readers, most readers are authors, we’re just people on the internet sharing the same space. but all of us deserve to have our boundaries respected. this is my story, and we are strangers. as a general rule of thumb: if you wouldn't say it out loud to someone you just met, you probably shouldn't be saying it to a stranger online. especially anonymously.
#i also think this is why some criticisms get so messy in this space as well#authors should not always be in the same space as the readers/reviewers#and readers shouldnt be able to directly @ authors with their extremely negative reviews esp when it's subjective#(‘’i hate this’’ as opposed to pointing out genuinely harmful content or other criticism)#for everyone's sake#& on a kinda related note: speaking as someone who has been receiving targeted harassment for *checks watch* over two years now#some people really need to reevaluate the way they interact with certain media#i think IF feels very personal due to the interactivity and the customization of the mc#but not everything is written for you. and it's fine to just not like something#without sending weird harassing anonymous messages for 2 years straight to a stranger on the internet. lol#honestly criticism is another can of worms and that's not really what i'm talking about here#but i do think that's also part of the entitlement and overfamiliarity as well#so imo it's connected a little bit. something to think about#at the end of the day my advice to other authors about this is to know your limits and know when you need to extract yourself#and know that you don't have to respond to every ask#especially if it makes you uncomfortable#and im definitely not trying to sound like the authority here this is something i've struggled with as well#like i said it is hard to navigate#and authors can be guilty of this too. wanting to defend yourself or insert yourself into conversations where you shouldn't#i've done that myself#and i've also had other authors i dont know be way overly familiar with me in the past#all of this is just an unfortunate part of online community i think. but im trying to be more mindful about it#anyways. this post brought to you by the weird messages in my and my friends' inboxes lately#i just think you should not be telling authors about pesonal bodily functions in anonymous asks#as an example. lol#personal
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