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love being manipulated by my mom when i've done literally everything for her 🙃
#not the “i gave birth to you!!” talk#man shut up#i refinanced the house#i bought a new washer and dryer and toilet AND OVEN#a paid for an exterminating service AND I'M STILL PAYING FOR IT#I PAID BILLS. I PAID FOR A NEW CARPET FOR THE /ENTIRE HOUSE/#MISS ME WITH THAT#if she does it again i'm gonna say some not nice things 😊
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GARRUS VAKARIAN: DATABASE IMAGE ACCESS. > PT. 1 : 2160, 2166, 2170. > all files backdated according to user preferences: (terran_coordinated.calendar).
#mass effect#mass effect fanart#garrus vakarian#mass effect garrus#castis vakarian#solana vakarian#turians#alien#palaven#artists on tumblr#illustration#art#scifi#video games#milkyart#garrus retro#I want to make more of these so I'm giving it a tag#headcanons go as such:#turians have a downy coat from birth to toddler age after which actual feathers develop - which molt during puberty.#they're the color of the plates since feathers are modified scales! so for the vakarian siblings they're silvery.#child garrus playing spectre - solana already annoyed by it back then. but hey at least he's using sources for his make believe? nerd#first time castis takes him shooting it's a live target. have fun kid I hope this won't awaken anything in you or do irreparable damage#castis voice: I didn't raise him like this!#well buddy someone did.#also - hard to see but the leaves and tree trunks have a metallic sheen :-)#god this took SO LONG ive never done something quite like this before! also wanted to do landscape for once.#social media is so hostile to this format but I think 3 images is a good workaround#will make a detail post later on... the faces are probably getting fried by tumblr :(#oh I gave castis the comic markings. they look way better and imo make more sense. and we don’t talk about me:a here
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testing out drawing maormer 🪸🐚🪸 and a nelvas 🧣📜🩷 i'll ramble about maormer a bit in the tags
#tes#skyrim#my art#do you like my nelvas emojis🧣📜🧣📜 get it? scarf🤗 and scroll🤗 Everything hurts sofucking bad#anyways i talked about them wif my friend quite a bit i basically 'agree' w/ everything that is written about them && their biology in -#- canon; except tes is very much all Talk and no good actual visual presentation of what it's talking about#cus all of the maormer look like garboooo likeee what am i looking @#but since this is just a first test i think i'll keep playing around with their looks later; they are most close to altmer obvi in the -#- sense of how 'mutated' they r. however maormer are more gross looking for the typical human#they do have flat faces and alldat in canon already but i want them to just have nostrils and no real nose bridge#and they have no lips😝 they also have very visible gums. && have anglerfish teeth#what would be fur on other mer is just scales on them and is placed is scattered in the same places#i was thinking of making swimming most comfortable for them so i gave them more fins#they'd have them on arms and legs and the hair on the tail for them is just a big fin🐠#as for hair i'm thinking of them having none of it at all bcos it looks sooooo ugly on them it's very unnerving to see hair on fish#either no hair at all or something with a different texture. like slimy silky thin seaweed#or the hair that m*necraft striders have LMAO#webbed fingers is cuuuute they'd have webbed armpits like they're those flying rodents🐿 lol#i'd place their gills on both the neck and their ribs#whenever they wear clothes they tie their arm and leg fins up ; i think from birth they just stay in water until they hit puberty and -#- r able to actually walk around#another cute fact is that males and females wud look literally the same almost (women are flat chested too)#fish fish fish#maybe i'll rethink some stuff. i still wanna draw fish babies#but in reality i think even the mere existence of maormer is very pointless bc they don't really matter at all do they#tes lore is soooo overstuffed that's why i don't know anything about it my time is so valuable to meLMFAOAOOO#saw a typo in this sorry i'm just chill like that
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I think it would really advance society if we admitted that mothers can be just as toxic and abusive if not more than dads and stopped dismissing it as “they gave birth to you”
#like that’s manipulation sorry#just because they gave birth to you doesn’t mean they just get a free pass#mommy issues#the mother wound#mother issues#miscellaneous#misc.#misc.txt#willow talks#this is inspired by some replies to a comment where I jokingly said I would disown her on a post where a girl posted screenshots of texts#from her mom and with a picture of lana but she spelled it alana del rey#it wasn’t even my mom and it was just a hypothetical situation for me that I’m not even involved in#and people are just freaking out in the comments#it’s kinda funny#but also like sad honestly#also like stop assuming stuff about people’s families#like my mom walked out on me when I was three and had made no effort to contact me#but they don’t know that they just know respect your mom regardless#like the fact that they gave birth to you and are doing these horrible things to you only makes it worse#willow.txt
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WoL QotD: Do you relate/associate any flower any flower with your WoL and if so, what does it symbolize if anything?
Follow up: What made you pick the flower?
#besides the obvious of lily of the valleys i actually wanna talk about them and why#bc some of you may not know#for Lily's lore tho#theyre related to his late mother#but i choose lily of the valleys bc 1. theyre my birth month flower and 2. theyre my favorite#they where some of the first flowers from outside of his village he saw which gave him an interest in the world outside the jungle#and even tho his circumstances of leaving the jungle were unfortunate#he still treasures the memory of his mother in/with lily of the valley's#generally i just associate him with lily's#but lily of the valleys have a special place in our hearts :)#also since lily and i share a birthday it's both our birth month flower!#which makes it feel even more special to me#and not to go into personal stuff but Lily has become such a comfort oc for me due to around when i started playing ffxiv#so having associate him with my favorite flower brings me so much joy#i hope everyone who sees and answers this wolqotd will also be filled with happiness when typing their answer#wolqotd#wol qotd#wol questions#wol question of the day#ff14#ffxiv#ffxiv qotd#ffxiv wolqotd#ff14 qotd#ff14 wolqotd
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GUESS WHO FINISHED THE BIRDIE'S TOYHOUSE HELL YEAH
Here's the post I made about her earlier
She's so precious to me and I love her so much.
I wrote up both her main Transformers Animated version as well as the Transformers One verse counterpart! It's just over 4200 words. Hell yeah.
#oc: the courage of stars#phantombird my LOVE#if anyone actually reads this and talks to me about it i'm gonna kiss you on the mouth and probably also marry you#please i worked so hard#i love her sm i need to yap about her#this is my DAUGHTER#i gave birth#physically#don't tell me otherwise you weren't there. she came out of me#transformers#transformers oc#tf oc#maccadam#transformers animated#transformers animated oc#tfa#tfa oc#transformers one#tf1#tfone#transformers one oc#tf1 oc#tfone oc#lord help me with all these tags why are there so many
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Pardon the question, but how do the reimagined merfolk reproduce? In MP I recall them saying that merfolk reproduce in a similar way to seahorses (may be a throwaway joke, but in any case) but the reimagined merfolk are obviously different from how they are in MP in many ways.
ah yes, one of those things that i've had worked out fully for forever but never made a dedicated post on it over here... at least partially because im suspicious of tumblr and its ability to nuke anything even frankly talking about sexual selection and reproductive methods of various animals, oops.
which is why this is going under a cut, oops. like i said, lots of frank discussion of sexual selection and the processes of it. im a nerd when it comes to this.
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the first thing most humans would notice when looking upon a group of merfolk (of the same species), is a notable lack of dimorphism. there's no dramatic color shifts, no difference in size beyond usual distribution among a population, no odd behaviors, nothing to really sort them out from each other. this is a consistent theme among merfolk in general — while they continually get larger as they age (at a much slower rate than they did growing up, certainly, and not as dramatic as pop media might suggest this to be), it's still fairly close along the existing curve of height distribution, and usually the only real "tells" for an adult merfolk's age is that they get pitted and worn, a little like a statue slowly wearing down, or similar to the age of crocodilians.
which might be a little odd for these hypothetical humans looking onwards, even if they were already familiar enough to be able to tell merfolk facial features apart. even moreso because as frank as merfolk cultures usually are about sex and nudity taboos seem rare, all of their applicable anatomy is internal, so even seeing one entirely in the nude isn't enough to sex them.
the truth has to do with merfolk as a secondarily aquatic tetrapod. i've mentioned before that the early ancestors of merfolk were temnospondyls that responded to environmental stressors in their freshwater environments by being able to take advantage of a wide variety of environments. they have lungs and gills, meaning they can breathe on land very well if they need to move between pools and ponds, and they have gills to optimize their time spent underwater and not have to surface if the going is good underwater. even more than that, they developed both external gills and internal gills, meaning they could reap the benefits of both fast-moving and slow-moving water.
all of this is relevant, because to be exposed to all of these different environments and to be able to move between them when the going gets tough in one, means they had to make longer and longer treks over land. some were dependent on specific vernal pools that they would travel to to raise their young, but this also limited the areas in which they could live, and if those vernal pools dried up then they could not reproduce.
so these early-line temnospondyls made the same switch that other tetrapods have made, and switched to internal fertilization. this meant that, if they were to find another one of their species during their land-travels, they could mate and continue onwards, even being ready to lay eggs right at the moment they found the vernal pool, limiting the amount of time the offspring needed in the water.
however, they did still need vernal pools and water, and were very vulnerable in these stages. and with the existing push towards shorter and shorter time spent in the vernal pools, well, what if they just didn't bother with them at all? it'd put more stress on the parents, but they were already primed to be able to survive through these periods of stress, so it wouldn't be such a huge jump.
so the line that would eventually lead to merfolk and the leviathans both made the switch to live birth fairly early on in their history.
the rest that happens from there varies. this was a more diverse group, back in the day! there were many different species with many different methods for that live birth. some would continue just carrying the fertilized eggs to be dropped off in the next suitable pool they found, some developed them into tadpoles, some went through metamorphosis in the womb and popped out into the world as mini adults, some left spermatophores for others of their species to pick up, some developed evertable genitalia and went at it that way.
but another shift also happened early on in their evolutionary history. them being able to spread out so far and wide meant that there was a very low density of them in any given area, and these low numbers made them vulnerable. if there was high disparity in the proportion of sexes in any given area, they'd feel the effects of that quicker, and when they were already in competition over the same niches as other temnospondyls, crocodylomorphs, marine reptiles, and later early cetaceans, etc who dominated these niches, they were often kept at these lower population numbers.
which was about when these early-line temnospondyls also made the switch to a trioecious mating system.
this happened because sex determination in amphibians is already weird, so it wasn't too far of a leap for a mutation to arise which created fertile dual-sexed individuals. and these dual-sexed individuals had a lot of success under the niche they had already carved out! now, whenever they did find another member of their same species, it was guaranteed that they could mate with them, which meant that their populations were self-sustaining and stable on much lower numbers. due to how their dispersal already worked, inbreeding wasn't as much of a negative factor, and they were even more capable of making it through the disasters and ecological strain that had the other non-lissamphibia temnospondyls going extinct. they could eke out a living wherever they found it, make long traversals over land if they needed to seek out greener pastures, and they were able to sustain themselves in the background without needing as high of a density of themselves in any given spot.
like i said too - this was a diverse clade back in the day! and you ended up getting different variations on this. some species didn't have any dual-sexed individuals. some species had only dual-sexed individuals. some had only males and dual-sexed individuals, and some only females and the dual-sexed individuals, and all in various different proportions and numbers.
what matters here is that merfolk were a part of the line who had evertable internal genitalia, and who ended up entirely composed of these dual-sexed members, making them an entirely unisex species in the modern day.
(this is also where i butt in, to explain from an authorial perspective, this is me kinda... being sneaky with canon and how it tends to phrase things. yes, technically it is the male who gets pregnant with merfolk! but, also, so would females. because they don't have "male" or "female" in these strict terms, and any given individual to them has the potential to do both. this is something that i do a lot with the usual facts given to me by canon, where it's technically true, just because i like to be contrary about it and not take things in the most literal way. it's just what i find fun, i know some other people do it differently, and that's fine with me!)
what this means is that merfolk don't have a conception of "gender". it checks out with their social structure too, because if a merfolk's miivt'ia have a child, then it doesn't matter who actually physically created that child, said merfolk would still consider themselves their parent all the same. the reproductive unit is larger than a singular merfolk or even two merfolk, and at that point, even if they were bisex, then each grouping still has the same reproductive potential as any other.
what this means is that, when miranda describes herself as a princess or a girl or that the king is her dad or she has sisters — these are best seen as translation errors. to a merfolk, the concepts at play aren't gendered. they would not immediately identify themselves as male, they would not immediately identify themselves as female, they'd be very confused and would only get more confused as you tried to explain it to them. miranda describes herself as a princess and uses she/her because she was told that, for landfolk, everyone had to pick one of two and she had to just choose one. she picked "princess" and "girl" because one of the first things given to her as a way to learn english were fairytales, and she really ended up latching onto the princess characters in them.
in fact, this is why merfolk seem to be a little... reductive? when it comes to gender? as in, if you do take the time to explain it to them, you will have to explain it all. which means starting with gender relating to the different genitalia, and you have just told this hypothetical merfolk that it is important to landfolk, who will now operate under that assumption. they will not innately understand why landfolk care about this or all the distinctions thereof and certainly not the nuance of it, so they end up just going "okay, when this landfolk tells me this person is a girl, that must mean she is like this", and potentially getting frustrated when you tell them that that's wrong.
it can't even really work for royals, who do simplify parentage down to two people, and care a whole lot about who is related to whom. for royals in the current merkingdom, its primarily about attempting to preserve a specific lineage. because merfolk lineage is its own can of worms, they simplify - they take the current heir (one who has been groomed and taught how to behave as though emblematic of that lineage and has been guaranteed to have the strongest claim to it), and will find a suitable non-heir of another royal house, for whom they will forbid either of them to make kids with any other merfolk. this agreement is less like a marriage in the traditional sense, and more like the heir's house is briefly sponsoring the non-heir's house, sending extended political and economic benefits to the latter through this connection, in exchange for reinforcing the lineage of the heir and making it more potent, reinforcing their political ties.
this is to ensure that absolutely no other genetics can be involved and to contain the process. because this occurs by who-was-born-where, it also means that only the heir really matters in this ordeal. if the heir dies while the non-heir of the couple lives, and they already have had children, then the non-heir is "locked in" and cannot remarry, obliged to stay within the heir's house in their current position to ensure the current holders of the lineage are brought up and cared for properly. if the heir dies while the non-heir lives, and they have no children, then the non-heir is sent back to their prior family with no benefits, and the next heir is named as though the marriage never happened. if the non-heir dies while the heir lives, then they can remarry as they please, existing children or not. this is not especially popular, as the non-heir's family can accuse the heir's family of being unfair or snubbing them, but it is still perfectly legal and accepted.
for instance: the king, miranda's father, had to marry into the royal family. it was the queen, miranda's mother, who was the crown princess before miranda, and who is seen as passing her inheritance down onto miranda and the other three sisters. when the queen died, the king could not remarry. he was secure in his position as king, but any other marriages would not carry the lineage of the royal family, and at best he would be seen as trying to "dilute" that lineage.
in this setup, it's not all that important who is the donor party and who is the carrying party. either the inheritor or their partner can be the one carrying, so long as it's certain and guaranteed who the baby comes from and that this can be assured with certainty. usually it's agreed between the two of them for whatever reason, though the carrying partner does have a benefit in being a surefire way to prove that they are one of the parents, with zero doubt. inheritors will do this mostly to make their kids look the most "100% royal line, no doubts", but this can also go the opposite way, to cement it down to it being a specific line who carried them and to reinforce the political benefits their prior family enjoys from this arrangement.
which brings me back to merfolk genetics, and why this is so important for the royals to ensure they know exactly who made what!
which is to say, merfolk never opted for traditional sexual competition, and instead erred towards sperm competition.
early on in their lineage, they didn't have a lot of sexual dimorphism to begin with. they were already fairly widespread, and while gatherings around early vernal pools were a pressure towards sexual competition, after they stopped relying on vernal pools, the differences between the sexes became more of a hinderance than a benefit. why would they bother with any colorful spots or being extra big and bulky when you're not even around enough of your species for choice to be an issue? if you can find another one to begin with, then that's really all either of you need, and challenging each other just puts another bind on that low-population issue. they were all function, minimal fuss, beyond some general traits that were seen as markers of health.
even when the ancestors of merfolk first started forming their colonies along the coasts, they didn't change this. there wasn't an initial hierarchy laid out, they were just a large group of the same species arranged in the same area for the same purpose, and also maybe some protection by numbers. they did start to form the early groups that would later lead to the modern miivt'ia, and they started to primarily associate with those groups and socialize with them, which meant that when they wanted to find someone to mate with, that hunting group was always the first and the easiest to access.
why fight over mates in that situation? why compete? the health of the group starts to become directly correlated to the health of the individual, and you've already determined they all have good genes, or else they wouldn't be this beneficial to helping you hunt and survive and evade predation.
but this isn't to say competition isn't happening. there is still the slight edge that natural selection adds in, and with multiple matings between different individuals, the thing that gets selected upon is the sperm itself. faster sperm, ways to kill competetor's sperm, ways to suppress the immune system of the mating partner to ensure that sperm will take, more output, ways to remove competetor's sperm to begin with, etc etc etc. their internal genitals start to get bizarre, both for the sake of excluding saltwater intrusion as they get more and more aquatic, but also for the sake of this sperm competition. this system also means, not only do more matings occur right after each other, but more partners involved. the "default" evolutionary position for merfolk starts to look more and more like a clump of noodles, writhing around and over each other. sexual contact becomes a way to bond and to connect with someone primarily, and a means to reproduce secondarily. it's an easy way to solve problems and to get merfolk to make up, by them simply fucking it out and everyone feeling better for it.
which is where i can get into the actual mechanics of it all!
unfortunately this is also where i run out of steam (also am sick. that will do it too), so i'll absolutely have to make a part 2 to this... and also i'll make another post sharing a few old writings of mine on this topic.
someday i'll make like. a masterpost on merfolk reproduction and what's going on there, but like i said. sexual selection is one of those things my brain goes ham for and i looooove talking about all these additional little facts. like how merfolk pregnancies last 2 years (to match with other large marine predators), and that they're based off of both tiger sharks and the alpine salamander, the latter of which has the record for the longest pregnancy on the planet at up to five years :3
also read Bitch: On the Female of the Species by Lucy Cooke if this sounds interesting to you! and maybe listen to the episodes the Common Descent Podcast did on Live Birth and Milk!!!
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#asks#fishyfishyfishtimes#pregnancy tw#reproduction tw#SO MUCH REPRODUCTION TALK#theres more too. ofc theres more. theres so much more.#im a freak about this. do you want to hear about the protein layers on their eggs.#do you want to hear about their regulatory genes regarding their gills#do you want to hear about how all of this ties into their culture and why their god of children and childbirth#is also the god of war and violence#i have too much of this. i need to be stopped.#also i thought it was funny if the non-mammalian species gave live birth#just because its so overlooked despite being remarkably common?#ill admit merfolk all being unisex and having no gender is the hand of god#just really wanting them to not have gender for Obvious Trans Reasons#but im having fun with it. im making it work. theyre getting weirder with it.#im having this not just be the author's fantasy and create problems too#(many problems. in fact. this might even be a theme of my writing or something)
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#no one talk to me no one look at me no one even think about anything except this#RUSTY FAN FOREVER . I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING#DO YOU KNOW HOW GREAT IT FEELS TO BE RIGHT . I HAVE BEEN SAYING HE GAVE BIRTH TO THOSE BOYS FOR YEARS AND I WAS RIGHT . I WAS RIGHT#AND THEY PROVED ME RIGHT IN THE SWEETEST WAY POSSIBLE#e.txt
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Did you ever self-insert into SnK? If yes, what was your backstory? What was your rank? What was your casual outfit like? And who was your bae? 👀
#asks#lovers ₊˚ᰔ#i read snk and i get violent memories of the war babe#i honestly don't know if i'm mentally prepared to answer that question now lskdkd#i love you and appreciate so much that you want to know about it but 1) yall know i have no history (?) 😭 in just there#my fav loves me but i don't have so many details to fill in how we met and stuff. about lore... i have practically nothing but eren. gulps.#eren really was a dangerous stage of my life#he's that ex i don't want to talk about. because i wasn't me when i liked and thought about eren#i love him so much and he goes hand in hand along with levi; my husband; i love levi so much from the bottom of my soul#armin is my legitimate son <3 i gave birth to him! and honorable mentions: erwin my beloved#our story is that one day i fucked him in his office. that man makes me shiver. what a man#i want to know everything about you! 🎤#my guess for you is that your favorite may be erwin but i want to hear all about it please#i'm still hurting from the manga ending but. i'm still grieving and processing it#maybe that's why i still can't talk about it. sobs
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anyone else's got a family who treats them both like a tiny little child who needs everything done for them AND a big scary abusive monster adult you leave alone and tiptoe around lest they Are Mean to you? anyone else's going fucking insaaaaane
#shrimp thoughts#like. hi. you literally gave birth to me you were there when i was barely more cognizant than a boiled potato#so WHY did you suddenly decide that this kid on the cusp of being a teenager is capable of hurting you NAY is ACTIVELY hurting you#i was a child. if anyone didn't like me 'talking back' they could have smacked me into last tuesday to teach me my place#but noooo that would be bad so instead we're going to complain to our teenage child about how Mean they are and how much it's Hurting us#and we're going to continue doing that into their adulthood! and we're going to do that as their grandma as well.#my grandma had my mother ask me if i want to go get groceries with her because she was 'scared' to do it personally. because i was a bit#annoyed when we miscommunicated earlier. howwwwww the fuck am i supposed to be human and know how to communicate#and be understanding if not a single person who raised me is capable of doing that to me. hm? /how/
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Me when I did 10 things to make my day better but came across 1 (one) thing that ruined it
#it's worse when you're actually putting in efforts to have a good day too#and it WAS going well!#it was 😭#until the comparison came along and stole it#i hate that in spite of everything i expect the impossible (for me) from myself#i hate how mean that stupid voice in my head gets#and i hate that nothing i think afterwards can really help all that much#at least in the moment#but maybe it'll help later#so to future me scrolling my blog:#at pretty much any given point of time#you're doing your best#and even if that doesn't look like much#or anything at all#that's fine#the conditioning is strong#it had more than a decade to take root and grow#but you are NOT the bitch that gave birth to you#and if you choose not to beat yourself up about a frankly unfair comparison?#that means you're growing stronger#now go dig out tha kitkat you put in the fridge a few hours ago#and celebrate what you did today#even if you don't feel like it#because someday you will#and this was the first step#anyway monoologue over#gn besties#lume talks#real time post#this feels like it's gonna be a thing every night so it might as well have it's own tag
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I KEEP GETTING RECOMMENDED SO MANY DRAMIONE TWEETS HELP
I don't understand where they're all cOMING FROOMM why do they all HATE ASTORIA WHAT DID MY GIRL DO TO YALL BFFR LEAVE HER ALONE 🗣🗣
#i barely even use twitter man#but i keep getting them pushed towards me WHY#if you ship dramione then good for you idc‼️but i did not ask for all these tweets and why are half of them allergic to respecting astoria😭#the amount of dramione shippers who make astoria an arranged marriage who dies after giving birth and never mention her again is just 💀💀#im going to scream put some RESPECT ON MY GIRLS NAME#if youre gonna include scorpius in the fic or headcanon or whatever THE ONLY THING I WILL ACCEPT IS THEY HAD A LOVING MEANINGFUL MARRIAGE#‼️WHICH THEY DID‼️#and then she dies like canon 🙄🙄 and draco spends ages grieving BUT ALWAYS KEEPS ASTORIA IN THE PICTYRE TALKS ABOUT HER THINKS ABOUT HER#ESPECIALLH AROUND SCORPIUS THAT IS HIS WHOLE MUM OKAY#SHE IS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE#and then 🙄🙄 i guess 🙄🙄 hes allowed to heal and move on BUT HE STILL BETTER KNOW SHE IS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AND SHE WILL BE MENTIONED AT#EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT 🤺🤺🤺🤺#i saw one tweet which was like omg arranged marriage astoria she dies rught after giving birth and then HERMIONE SATRTS BABYSITTING!!! 😝😍#AND THEN SCORPIUS CALLS HER MAMA 🤭🤭🤭 AND DRACOS LIKE OMG SO TRUE SHE BASICALLY IS HIS MOTHERR#when i tell you i felt so much rage#AND ASTORIA WAS NOT MENTIONED AT ALL SINCE THE FIRST PART OF ARRANGED MARRIAGE GAVE BIRTH DIED LIKE EXCUSE ME#SHUT UP????????#im still mad can you tell#the treatment of women in hp both canon and fanon tbh is my roman empire i will never not be thinking about it#it makes me so so angry#and all the replies to it were like omg so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺 hermiones his mum now!#dracos in love now!! 🥺🥺🥺#shut the FUCK UP#i know a lot of it is caused by the fact we know jackshit about astoria because her treatment in canon is not much better but plz 😭😭#yall made the marauders fandom outta nothing and you cant use a little imagination to make sure astoria isnt just a FUCKING INCUBATOR??#astoria greengrass you deserve so much better babygirl#astoria greengrass#hpcc#im scared to tag draco malfoy the stans might come for me#i am so god awfully sorry about the amount of tags here oh my days
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Gundam fans im so fucking sorry... but I have a problem with men who commit crimes. (Dont worry I balance it out with loving some women of law) Two, look he's conventionally attractive in my eyes... rat man absolutely and yeah he would make me worse, but its merely fantasy for me at the end of the day. Once again... Im sorry for simping for Char.
#fanart#yumejoshi#yumedanshi#self ship#self insert#self indulgence art#char aznable#self x canon#oc x canon#yumeship#self insert x canon#does this say alot about the unresolved trauma I have#yes#but you can all visit me in therapy for that talk#also my self insert is he/they in case anyone doesnt know#last drawing based on a dream I had where my cats gave birth to kittens everywhere and Char was there and nobody was alarmed at that#so my friends jokingly said 'Lol they dont care cus he's part of your family now'
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On one hand i would like to have a large baby. my family and gilgamesh’s come from a long line of beefy, nine pound plus chunkers. I was 9 and something lbs with a full head of hair and almost a week late. I want that baby fully cooked and maybe a little overdone. tons of studies not just anecdotal show that they just seem sort of… nicer and easier to deal with, like the biggest of the litter. they sleep more. they dont struggle in general as much and they gain weight easily and they also move a little slower. not saying they dont hit milestones but a fat ass baby will stay in its potted plant lump stage a little while longer before jumping into the running around sticking fingers in outlets stage.
on the other hand, i am so so concerned for the sanctity of my gooch. a nine pound baby will tear my grundle asunder. my taint to shreds.
#the thing nobody talks about pregnancy is you already have to deal w constipation cause your body has bigger priorities#& your uterus is freaking the fuck out next to ur intestines#the chance of hemorrhoids before birth is very common#my pussy? i believe in her.#my gooch? he’s a sensitive soul.#its also a bit funny when people say things like ‘we have been having babies for millenium’#technically yes. but at these sizes w our modern nutrition? we sure the fuck haven’t#they actually gave prenatals to pregnant ppl in developing countries and it led to MORE complications and deaths#bc the prenatals weren’t also paired w high quality modern medicine#so these large babies were just causing all sorts of chaos compared to smaller more easily birthed babies#the way our reproduction system is they are just very large parasites#they’ll steal your teeth and rip open your gooch
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the thing about fandom puritans is a lot of them are also into some weird shit but they'll either not know it (can't really blame them for that one, lack of education and all) or they'll come up with the most batshit, contortionistic mental gymnastics to try to convince everyone "mine doesn't count, so don't judge me, but you should bully those other degenerate perverts"
#zombie talks#probably the weirdest one i ever saw was a hiei/yukina shipper#who insisted they're genetic clones of their parents#so obviously they aren't ~really~ siblings#even though it's directly established in canon that their mother gave birth to them both#look. ship the incest. it's fine.#it doesn't have to mean condoning it in real life or even in the characters' home canon#you don't need to come up with weird arbitrary reasons for why your case is different#fanfiction#shipping#censorship#post inspired by an essay i found on ao3 where the author tried to justify their favorite incest ship#in a way that boiled down to 'people can ship what they want but also mine's better than those other disgusting ships'#(no it wasn't the hiei/yukina shipper)
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the conspiratorial thinking on tiktok is out of control ngl and i guess the blame is ultimately on the US propaganda machine because it's so easy to learn that communism is not "just like nazism" and feel betrayed and confused because you've been lied to your whole life and then immediately go and eat up a different set of lies that are specifically catered to your current distrust of any and all authority, rather than doing the hard work of educating yourself which involves scary things like reading "books" and critical thinking. instead just go nope the academic presses and fucking wikipedia are all controlled by Jewish Capitalists and only this random person on tiktok knows the Truth
#its giving a rehash of the early 20th century birth of fascism#when mystical and pseudoscientific ideas flowed freely between people of all kinds of political identifications#i cant lie.#the thing thats so insane is info abt cia conspiracies is like freely available often from the cia itself#so you really dont...need to start making shit up?#we have been talking a lot about like. the addictive superiority of feeling like you're the only one who knows something people don't know#you see it across the political spectrum#i think it's very bonding of a group and very intoxicating and hard to walk away from#like when ppl in the antivaxx movement who should've been distraught if what they were saying was true#were actually like. very smug and wanting it to happen#because either you're hte big smart guy who knew all the secrets the sheeple couldn't figure out#or you're even more of a hookwinked idiot being led by even bigger donkeys#and you probably gave money and pushed away friends etc etc for it
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