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type-ii-supernova · 1 year ago

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#not that they were ever married #dead plate #rody lamoree #marieanne vacher

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graciehart · 2 months ago

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how to say “I love you” in x-files [14/?] ⤷ 1.01 — “Pilot”

#definitely not gazing at scully

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mr-malumm · 25 days ago

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Cringetober day 28: mascot horror!!!!!!

I love springtrap hes my wifes wife BEHDHSHSHAHAH

#chris loves him the most ever jn the whole world and i love chris soooooo #were married now #anyway this is the second fnaf art ive ever done #and the first time drawing an animatronic #im obsessed with fnaf now man #the sickness #cringetober #cringetober 2024 #fnaf #fnaf fanart #springtrap #william afton #my art

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sleepnoises · 4 months ago

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"You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore," 54" by 54" quilt by Robyn Gragg of Lee's Summit, MO

The artist's description of the piece:

In the language of flowers, many species relate to grief, sorrow, and remembrance. My husband enjoyed surprising me with fresh flowers, but he has gone to Glory and I am lost in my grief.

Hand pieced, machine appliqued, longarm machine quilted, original design.

#i went down a bit of a google hole about this and #1) her other quilts are very beautiful and have a lot of sense of humor to them #2) her husband's name was stanton and they were married 37 years #death #grief #!#you get a lot of incidental glimpses into people's lives through the quilt labels #also note her surgical deployment of ric rac on the circle border. most tasteful use of ric rac i have ever seen.

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morganbritton132 · 7 months ago

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Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

#Steve: Don’t let my marriage distract from you depriving me of having a fiancé! We could’ve been engaged #Steve: Twice you took that from me #Eddie: You were the one that wanted to go to the courthouse immediate once gay marriage was legalized and do the ceremony later #Steve’s been married twice but had never been engaged #I fully believe that if Steve proposed first Eddie would turn him down so he got to do it #He took a year to do it because he was touring and none of their friends were ever in town at the same time #and he’d never admit it but it was amusing to watch Steve’s standards for a proposal drop as time went on #one time Eddie got on his knee to pick up the toothpaste cap he dropped in the bathroom and Steve actually gasped #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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ccuniculusmolestus · 15 days ago

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Bunny Corcoran be like “I know a spot” and then scams you with a 300$ bill in an expensive restaurant

#then calls up his fucking boyfriend to come and pay it off and u sit there in embarrassment bcs u were tryna smash that big blond but he’s #MARRIED to an even bigger darker intellectual snob who loves Homer more than you ever can #the secret history #bunny corcoran #tsh #henry winter #tsh donna tartt #winterbunny #francis abernathy #richard papen #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #henry marchbanks winter #winterpapen #edmund bunny corcoran #edmund corcoran

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eldritch-ace · 4 months ago

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People seemed to enjoy my other hatchetfield art, so enjoy some murder spouses >:3

#i have a lot of feelings about droid23/falsekins #those feelings being that I care them #what if we were both copies of people we killed synthetic in our creation but real in our emotions #what if huh #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #nightmare time #forever and always #paul perkins #paul23 #emma matthews #emdroid #also them sharing their last names is so cute???#i like to think the real paul and emma would do the same thing if they ever got married #falsekins #droid23 #art i made #image description in alt

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utilitycaster · 9 months ago

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I think we need a return to 2000s-era "word of god is a cop out" attitudes. Like... it's one thing if someone clarifies something supported by canon or adds character details in interviews, and but like. Even before jkr revealed herself to be horribly transphobic we were side-eyeing the "Dumbledore is gay I just never wrote a single word indicating that in the text" statement and now people will be like hello creator could you confirm my crack ships and unevidenced headcanons as if that means anything.

#i remember when we were like hey modern family why do these married men with a child never kiss #and now people are like um if every detail were different would my ship have ever happened?

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sloaners · 8 months ago

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meanwhile, iruka: “why is my couch GREEN??”

@keepyourpantsongohan

#fan art #naruto #kakairu #kakashi #tenzo #yamato #well it’s one sided #iruka is unaware they were ever dating let alone married #and subsequently divorced #kakashi’s unique definition of Relationships™️

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manny-jacinto · 3 months ago

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KIEFER SUTHERLAND as Josiah Gordon 'Doc' Scurlock YOUNG GUNS (1988)

#kiefer sutherland #kiefersutherlandedit #ksutherlandedit #doc scurlock #young guns #filmedit #dilfgifs #flawlessgentlemen #cinematv #userstream #chewieblog #dailyflicks #junkfooddaily #filmtvtoday #tuserhan #userlosthaven #*#i'm still unsure why i find his young self so beautiful. maybe because he kinda looks like ewan mcgregor?#also i won't ever recover about the fact that julia roberts called off their wedding three days before they were supposed to get married!

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atoriv-art · 2 months ago

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older designs for my specialest guy

#you actually could pay me to watch boruto the payment is reviving any of madara-obito-itachi in a cheap fan service moment. itd work on me 👍#neji hyuga #hyuga neji #art #fanart #naruto #2024 #i think konoha would love to project the will of fire shit onto neji after what he did. ya know. trying to give your life 'for the village'#in that way hed probs have a lot of respect from others but respect has never been enough when your life still isnt yours 😛#the pessimism would likely take a bit to return to him but it Would return hes just like. less interpersonally volatile #the realization you had two whole very public meltdowns and no one that matters cared will do that to you #anywayfor the happy ending one. i think while neji is always going to be a little bit bitchy hes bound to soften up a lot when he's not #under constant stress and has to micromanage his every thought #i like to think that if he were allowed to hed grow into a very outwardly warm person. sunflower :)#and my general opinions of neji and boruto are:#1. yes it is a blessing to not be made to be straight married #2. however consider: what if i wanted to see neji be a dad. i dont care for romantic njten but i do not hate it. it would be acceptable #when i think abt this guy in boruto hes chronically single but still.talking about what CANON could be. it would be acceptable #3. yes hiashi shouldve gotten his ass killed in the war but i would be lying if i said the awful family reunions #are not fun as a concept #are they fun on purpose? no #but the rule is: A situation can suck if it sucks on purpose #and 4. i know about the time travel episode i have mixed feelings on it.#anyway no hate if you like boruto i like being hyperbolic for fun but its just anime. the kids seem cute #but if any other hyuga-brained person ever wants to get unimaginably angry you should also watch the hiashi birthday episode of boruto #thats my special recommendation from me to you

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pastelpaperplanes · 1 year ago

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KOBD for the soul

#my art #thorns and thrones au #transformers #fighting for my life out here I can’t handle it knowing that there were never two bots who were meant for each other more than THEM 🥺🥺🥺#these have got to be the softest most mushiest things I’ve ever drawn AUG HH #Young Love to Devotion to Married for all ETERNITY #I didn’t add Wildbreak to these and for that I know I should be JAILED but dw I’m still thinking about that stupidly cute baby #KOBD is each other’s world while Wildbreak is their universe ❤️💙🧡#kobd #tfa knockout #tfa breakdown #transformers animated #maccadam

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totallynotaterrorist · 8 days ago

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It's so funny how after the prison reunion in s9 everyone thought Ian and Mickey would have to hide their sexuality and relationship from everyone there, and instead they made their relationship everyone's problem. Like, guards and prisonmates alike begging them to stop bickering, asking around for relationship advice (shoutout to Mickey reaching out to his nazi dad's old friends), and everyone being shocked at how bad their communication skills actually are.

Where angst was expected, we got full Stupid Husbands comedy, and that deserves some love

#the fact that in the Infatuation after incarceration Ian said they made sure everyone knew they were “actually together”#that whole clip though #“I met Mickey in third grade. I asked him for a pencil and he told me he'd stab me if I ever talked to him again”#gallavich #shameless #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #those two idiors were married long before their wedding

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gunstellations · 10 months ago

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