#not that they were ever married
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type-ii-supernova Ā· 1 year ago
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katebeckets Ā· 3 months ago
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how to sayĀ ā€œI love youā€Ā in x-filesĀ [14/?] ā¤·Ā 1.01Ā ā€” ā€œPilotā€
#definitely not gazing at scully
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mr-malumm Ā· 2 months ago
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Cringetober day 28: mascot horror!!!!!!
I love springtrap hes my wifes wife BEHDHSHSHAHAH
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sleepnoises Ā· 5 months ago
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"You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore," 54" by 54" quilt by Robyn Gragg of Lee's Summit, MO
The artist's description of the piece:
In the language of flowers, many species relate to grief, sorrow, and remembrance. My husband enjoyed surprising me with fresh flowers, but he has gone to Glory and I am lost in my grief.
Hand pieced, machine appliqued, longarm machine quilted, original design.
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morganbritton132 Ā· 8 months ago
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Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-
Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!
Eddie: ā€¦first of all, you couldnā€™t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-
Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDNā€™T
Eddie: I did!
Steve: A year later.
Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasnā€™t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!
Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! Heā€™s complaining and heā€™s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?
Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!
Steve: ā€¦Well that was for tax benefits
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ccuniculusmolestus Ā· 2 months ago
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Bunny Corcoran be like ā€œI know a spotā€ and then scams you with a 300$ bill in an expensive restaurant
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eldritch-ace Ā· 5 months ago
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People seemed to enjoy my other hatchetfield art, so enjoy some murder spouses >:3
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manny-jacinto Ā· 4 months ago
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND as Josiah Gordon 'Doc' Scurlock YOUNG GUNS (1988)
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fight-for-what-you-love Ā· 24 days ago
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ā™ŖWheel of Fortune - Kay Starr
Aahhhh. I love weddings. Donā€™t you? I think itā€™s a wonderful expression of oneā€™s love for another, and itā€™s always nice to see celebrated! Crashing weddings can be fun to watch too, thankfully. Thanks, Sierra! (And sorry you lost your husband!)
Notes on the episode under the cut!
* Codyā€™s silently praying to whatever God may be out there that Noahā€™s the one that comes back.
* Chris announces Noahā€™s return as he rises from the stage on a three-tier platform. Sierraā€™s ā€œWHATā€ is drowned out by Codyā€™s ā€œYES!!!ā€.
* (Noah's song is an entirely new arrangement that spoofs Kay Starrā€™s ā€œWheel Of Fortuneā€. It would entail Noah leading [obviously], singing about how awful it is that Lady Luck brought him back to compete on this awful show. It would end with Noah and Cody collectively thanking Lady Luck for letting them see each other again.)
* Noah asks if he has to go back to team Chris, and Chris responds that the teams are merging. Everyone welcomes this development except Sierra.
* Once he rejoins the cast proper, Sierra starts picking a fight with him. ā€œWhateverā€¦ At least I got to spend more time with Cody.ā€ Noahā€™s petty. ā€œā€¦At least Cody likes spending time with me.ā€
* They keep going. ā€œAt least I got to sleep with Cody!ā€ ā€œAt least I slept with him first!ā€ ā€œAt least my parents wonā€™t hate me because I kissed a boy!!ā€ ā€œAt least my parents care about me in the first place!!ā€
* Chris interrupts them: ā€œOkay, okay! As entertaining as this spat isā€¦ā€ Cut to Cody, Tyler and Heather holding back Noah, and Courtney, Alejandro and Duncan holding back Sierra. Cody holds Noahā€™s mouth shut and Courtney holds Sierraā€™s shut. ā€œā€¦Iā€™ve got a show to run. Letā€™s move on, shall we?ā€
* Sierraā€™s the first one to spin the roulette machine and she gets Tyler. Sheā€™s not happy. Tylerā€™s met with no one as Sierra yells at Chris to let her spin again. He insists she gets what she gets, and sheā€™s not allowed to re-roll.
* Noah goes after Sierra, and rolls Cody. He pops out and finds himself in front of Noah. He jumps up and hugs him tight as he says itā€™s ā€œThe BEST DAY EVER!!ā€ Sierra seethes in the background.
* Courtney rolls Alejandro and Heather is left with Duncan. Alejandro's disappointed but he won't say that out loud. Courtney on the other hand is SO happy to not be with Duncan.
* (As it turns out, Courtney and Alejandro are more compatible than they thought. Duncan and Heather, on the other hand, are not. Sad.)
* Noah and Cody breeeeeeze through the dress portion of the challenge. Codyā€™s laying down on his podium kicking around his legs, yelling directions at Noah with the stupidest look on his face. Noah makes it to the dress first and looks it up and down. Cody yells out ā€œI THOUGHT THAT DRESS SUITED YOU WELL!!ā€ Noah weakly yells back ā€œThank you Cody!ā€ Heā€™s not thrilled about wearing the dress, but he does appreciate Cody leading him to the one heā€™d be the most comfortable in.
* Nocoā€™s the first ones to walk the tightrope. Cody looks down at the falls nervously, and Noah suggests carrying him instead. Cody stops him, insisting he can do it, and picks Noah up. Noah leans into him, getting comfortable. ā€œIf you insist, macho man.ā€
* Sierra and Tyler go after them and Sierraā€™s visibly upset. Tyler tries to mellow her out, suggesting that Cody and Noah are happy with each other and maybe she should let them be. Sierra stares at them as they talk about flower arrangements in their hypothetical wedding. She decides that no, sheā€™s not quite ready to let them be, so she starts bouncing to make Tyler wobble and shake the line. It works and both couples fall.
* Cody manages to grab Noah in one arm and the line in another, though heā€™s struggling. Noah asks him if he can pull them back up (though he knows he canā€™t.) Cody tries anyway, and strains to the point of veins popping out of his neck. Noah tells him to stop.
* Alejandro and Courtney walk by and Alejandro ā€œaccidentallyā€ kicks Codyā€™s hand off the line. Noco falls, screaming on the way down (ā€œNo!ā€ in reality, ā€œAsshole!ā€ If I was allowed to curse.) Courtney is somewhat impressed by his ruthlessness. They win this challenge. Duncan and Heather were just bickering the whole time donā€™t worry about them.
~*[Events of the comic]*~
* Duncan gets voted out for being a prick and a bastard. Courtney is ok with this.
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utilitycaster Ā· 10 months ago
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I think we need a return to 2000s-era "word of god is a cop out" attitudes. Like... it's one thing if someone clarifies something supported by canon or adds character details in interviews, and but like. Even before jkr revealed herself to be horribly transphobic we were side-eyeing the "Dumbledore is gay I just never wrote a single word indicating that in the text" statement and now people will be like hello creator could you confirm my crack ships and unevidenced headcanons as if that means anything.
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atoriv-art Ā· 3 months ago
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older designs for my specialest guy
#you actually could pay me to watch boruto the payment is reviving any of madara-obito-itachi in a cheap fan service moment. itd work on me šŸ‘#neji hyuga#hyuga neji#art#fanart#naruto#2024#i think konoha would love to project the will of fire shit onto neji after what he did. ya know. trying to give your life 'for the village'#in that way hed probs have a lot of respect from others but respect has never been enough when your life still isnt yours šŸ˜›#the pessimism would likely take a bit to return to him but it Would return hes just like. less interpersonally volatile#the realization you had two whole very public meltdowns and no one that matters cared will do that to you#anywayfor the happy ending one. i think while neji is always going to be a little bit bitchy hes bound to soften up a lot when he's not#under constant stress and has to micromanage his every thought#i like to think that if he were allowed to hed grow into a very outwardly warm person. sunflower :)#and my general opinions of neji and boruto are:#1. yes it is a blessing to not be made to be straight married#2. however consider: what if i wanted to see neji be a dad. i dont care for romantic njten but i do not hate it. it would be acceptable#when i think abt this guy in boruto hes chronically single but still.talking about what CANON could be. it would be acceptable#3. yes hiashi shouldve gotten his ass killed in the war but i would be lying if i said the awful family reunions#are not fun as a concept#are they fun on purpose? no#but the rule is: A situation can suck if it sucks on purpose#and 4. i know about the time travel episode i have mixed feelings on it.#anyway no hate if you like boruto i like being hyperbolic for fun but its just anime. the kids seem cute#but if any other hyuga-brained person ever wants to get unimaginably angry you should also watch the hiashi birthday episode of boruto#thats my special recommendation from me to you
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totallynotaterrorist Ā· 1 month ago
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It's so funny how after the prison reunion in s9 everyone thought Ian and Mickey would have to hide their sexuality and relationship from everyone there, and instead they made their relationship everyone's problem. Like, guards and prisonmates alike begging them to stop bickering, asking around for relationship advice (shoutout to Mickey reaching out to his nazi dad's old friends), and everyone being shocked at how bad their communication skills actually are.
Where angst was expected, we got full Stupid Husbands comedy, and that deserves some love
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sloaners Ā· 9 months ago
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meanwhile, iruka: ā€œwhy is my couch GREEN??ā€
@keepyourpantsongohan
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pastelpaperplanes Ā· 1 year ago
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KOBD for the soul
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gunstellations Ā· 11 months ago
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a little family
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brooksdavis Ā· 8 months ago
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9K MAKE ME CHOOSE:ļ½„ļ¾Ÿāœ§:ļ½„ļ¾Ÿ @kiddstellas ASKED: Elena/Caroline/Bonnie or Kat/Sutton/Jane?
Weā€™re gonna be better than okay. ā€˜Cause we got each other forever. Until we die.
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