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hiii!! i have a question about your post on patrick despising rpf shippers: did something recently happened that made him say that or was that just a general post regarding his (frankly stupid) mischaracterization in the fandom?
well I've always been of the opinion that pete wentz hasn't topped anything in his life. ever. so im always lowkey :/ about how prevalent that misconception is but yknow w/e
but nah, yesterday there was a tweet going around about how jensen ackless would've been more supportive of destiel if people wrote dean as a top more often and someone else tagged it like 'this is patrick too' and i laughed bc yeah lol
#not that i think it's actually the truth bc it is funny#i would hate it too if people though i was a bottom!!!#but also top/bottom discourse is like the lowest denominator in fandom i really hate it
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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bisexuality comes for all minecraft youtubers
[read my tags before getting pissy with me]
#bell.txt#1. this is everyone menace and i could think of quickly on the left but still definitely not all bi mcyts#2. idc about your opinions on what does and does not count as coming out#if someone says theyre bi as a joke i take it gennuinely bc straight people do not joke about being bi thats not a thing#3. this is meant to be funny im not truthing im basing this off things these people have actually said#dont be an invasive weirdo but dont assume people are straight by default either#4. i meant to put finn on here and then ran out of space so just know hes there spiritually
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#when people think either you're so strong or you're intentionally holding back emotions#but it's actually that you apparently just process on a delay#and stuff tends to hit hardest a week later#me finally crying at my friend's funeral today while being held up by a mutual friend#and everyone being proud of me for 'letting myself' grieve#when the truth is i had been processing the layers of things all week#and had just finally arrived at the physical part of it apparently#crying bc i needed to i guess but my emotions were bigger parts relief and gladness with the sad#he's with Jesus and all his suffering is at last behind him#on a funny side note a coworker who was there said they finally find me slightly less intimidating since seeing me cry 😂#ragamusings in the tags
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do i make ashara more devoted to mythal post trespasser or do i alienate her from the evanuris entirely. is she immune to propaganda by virtue of how badly solas damaged her ability to believe in anything or is she especially vulnerable to it now bc she still WANTS to believe in anything. is she sporting subtle mythal details in her costume design or is she not
#love talking to myself on tumblr dot com <3#oc: ashara#i feel like she's always believed in the principles/vague mythos of the evanuris more than taking it all at face value#so even tho she might know the truth abt the evanuris she would still hold mythal's values of justice close to her and express it thru her#but also like. having MET mythal. and drank from her well. actually meeting not just the gods but YOUR god and her being confirmed the#''nicer'' one who tells u that ur cool and are doing a good job... idk. i think theres a possibility of her being manipulated/doubling down#and like.. she got rid of her vallaslin for solas and then HE left. her inquisition is frail her relationship with her clan is frail#her family is mostly dead lol. no arm no anchor...... like. mythal's approval + the well is all she REALLY has at this point#and she gets attached to people. to things. so so much .idk. its tricky bc shes lonely and needs some sort of SOMETHING to keep her going#but she also deeply believes in The Truth and accepting reality even if it sucks. so idk if she'd hold on to smth just out of comfort/habit#bc shes a pragmatist at heart and open to change. but like circumstances are sort of pushing her to her brink lol#i genuinely have no idea. maybe the secret third answer is that This is the problem shes facing in datv#the crisis of faith. wanting to stand by her ideals versus wanting to feel held by SOMETHING even if its a lie#and a character breakdown as a result that could go one of two ways#man its so funny talking abt her like shes a Real character i am being paid to write. insane that im doing this for free for an audience of#like 3 people who care JKJGFKJFGKJGKF
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I love your unhealthy clingy famous MC you don't understand how feral I'm over him
THANK YOU I LOVE HIM SO DEARLY TOO!!!!! the backstory with absent parents and just. everything about seven... i think makes a lot of infamous ocs potentially lean into this?? or at least there are a ton of choices that just made me go "oh yeah. that's him" . idk there is an element to how infamous is written that really helps with characterising him, including how customisable it is, and i do love that about this IF!!!!! crying about him below the cut <3
aki kind of navigates the world worried his loved ones will leave him and is a little too clingy because of it. he also has been playing those worries off by being charming, flirty and funny. like he can somehow project this hyper-extrovered version of himself and try to make people love that !!! he drops that more around his bandmates/friends, but not in front of people he's just met (please guess who accidentally escalated the bed fight on the tour bus)
aki also hooks up with people a lot, just cause he likes sex but also because he enjoys the no-strings-attached. because of those attachment issues, when he gets something that feels black and white to him, something one-and-done and he leaves in the morning, he can just. take feelings out the equation. he knows its not meant to last so he can just walk out (leave! hit da bricks!!! walk out!!!!!)
committing to a romantic relationship . you can imagine. is a little complicated due to all this LMFAO he just overthinks and worries before even getting into it, regardless of if it's reciprocated or not. between the one time he's actually into someone (seven) and how that ended (...badly) + the fact that deliriously avoiding commiting to anything except hookups = very little (none at all) actual dating experience. aki has no idea to deal with it and will balk. yeah this is immature of him but i have plans to make this guy character develop so hard throughout the course of infamous that he may implode
i love the genre of character where they're just going "i know i have a few issues, who doesn't, but honestly i think i'm well adjusted!!" <- they are not well adjusted. in fact they're worse than they think
also no one asked for the orionmance essay i sent my friend but here it is <3
#the seven not-a-breakup can actually completely hinder your mc too <3#aki just internalises it. OF COURSE not blaming seven for feeling abandoned and then leaving. literally they get voted out#regardless of if the pc votes for or against. but aki never expected seven to walk out of his life and it adds to his issues#i am very much leaning towards the valenreign poly and orion because of the aforementioned tho#vic and him have so much like. common ground in that projection and performance . g's drive and passion is i think the same#also g /picking/ him. vic enjoying his music. that means everything to him. to be seen for what he values in himself#very fun and very chaotic but they fall into place . i dont think aki would have expected it but he wouldn't change it#orion i think nudges him constantly into being a more. true version of himself. like just more genuine#also has something about him that makes aki just. blurt out the truth of how he feels. LOL.#akihiro yasumi#so so sorry for the essay anon. this ask was the equivalent of a free pass to talk forever to me#on that note. big fat mouth arlie is in his playlist. 'that comment wasn't funny/just wanted you to love me' dear god.#also oc aki that exists outside (and existed before) infamous is so much less. like This#him in infamous is a lot of his personality dialed up to 11 bc of the circumstances he's in (almost-famous lead singer)#and also a result of the pre-written backstory and how he'd react to that#he's literally just a hairdresser. his best friend is a office worker. they are each others wingmen. they will die embarassing each other#he also has siblings but infamous kind of drags him out of a doting older brother figure and directly into#.... well. the pc's parents. sorry aki#answered#anon
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pinned instead of a page bc its nicer :) prev @dracanboys-m
i'm ky/kyda! 22, he/him only please ★ blk, nb, system cohost! new sorta-main + artblog - i kept wanting to follow people but my old artblog was attached to a more personal acc </3
my current big fixations are ff (7, 10, 14) & dbz which you'll probably see the most of here... my other (notable) interests are sth, castlevania (games), monhun, drakenier & fe (13, 16/3h). i'm also really into bladed weapons, languages, & all things technology!
here is my art tag, oc tag, & talk tag! i love tags on my art i will read all of them :) <3 no byf, but i'm uncomfortable with self identified end•s and people who proclaim themselves 'problematic' (a la "n•ncon" enjoyers, minor/adult shipping, etc). thank you!
#331#pinned#for some reason it's SO scary to use tumblr again i think its bc im actually trying to like. idk. USE IT NORMALLY#mortifying ordeal of being known.... dont look at me but also i need to talk to people about my Fixations.#also listing dbz as a current fixation is so funny. the truth is its always a current fixation it NEVER leaves#same with sth but its like a backburner fixation
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the way ive been trauma dumping on this site this past year & each post has felt hopeless but with an air of 'i know it will pass because i have purposefully created an open future where i can surpass my fears, create my own life where i can be me & enjoy what i love, & conquer what [x] did to me' & then it all collapses within two weeks & there genuinely is no hope for it & not in a haha it feels hopeless way but in a no things are happening so far outside my control that the people who Are in control were like. nah your fucked dude. sorry. is like. a different kind of horror helplessness. like okay lets rewind. i dont get into medical grief on here bc then id kms but like. okay. so 2022 i thought [x] was going to die & i told No One ever but also they knew i had [x] who i cared abt & was concerned for & everyone in [x] kept treating me like shit over it SPECIFICALLY & spreading rumors abt me bc i am a lesbian & then 2023 [x] & [x] & [x] all decide, separately, they want to be fun & quirky & try it with the gay girl so they can brag abt it to their bfs (im genuinly not being biphobic like. i mean they are straight women who would. do this. shit like. they said it. and then tried to queer it up when i told them to fuck off with it & they still needed their gay card bestie to fuck their ugly ass men who abuse them??? what the fuck!!!) & still gaslight me for caring abt [x]'s health & then tell me im selfish bc i wont drop everything for them & then try to out me & usher me into my greatest fear. okay. anyway. then 2024:like. u didnt think it could get worse is whats so funny!! like i faced my ed, lack of medication, insane financial struggles, tore myself out of a codependecy she imbeded in me so far that this now is the only time ive actually been Me for two years, & so many interpersonal issues & on-going griefs & then like. 2024 was like so? u know. that thing. the one youve been working for. that u were emotionally banking everything on & then u Did actually achieve it like we have the paperwork over it & u were also using it to prove to yourself that [x] may steal your work but she cant steal everything from u & also this is the only thing u could spend ur life doing without waking up every morning thinking abt how to kill urself? yeah actually you cant have that we changed our minds lol!!! & we didnt know how to tell u :/ so thanks for reaching out! but its not u is the thing like. youre so good bro. its an outside factor & oh yeah no theres like. nothing u can do like. u should drop it man. try next year. its not like u got through this year for that alone & put up with every thing that cut u so deeply bc u knew this would pay off not because u deserve it no but because u actually earned it & worked for it. but bye try again next year. like!! oh!! okay!!! im going to find the sexiest fucking ledge i can actually hahaha!!!
#it just never ENDSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAH IT NEVER ENDSSS#these posts r also soooo funny im so sorry bc it seems like im vaguing for bait but rly its just that#if i see the truth written down i truly think i will do something Very Bad so im <3 not going to do that!!!#its also only been like 3 days give me a fucking break to cope with the fact everything i truly love is actually#being taken from me lmaooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#personal
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they keep putting this one girl in the kdrama im watching in blue contacts and it's so scary like.... pls.... take those thangs out, you aren't a husky dog
#Like theyre the real pale blue with dark ring around the outside type contacts#And she's a very pretty girl- actually she kinda reminds me of kstew a bit but like all of that is distracted from with those contacts#It's funny bc sometimes coloured contacts can look alright but usually it's just like uncanny Valley and off-putting#Which can work if you're going for uncanny but sometimes it's clear they aren't goin for that and then it's like ?#It goes both ways tho bc I watched a movie and they had the blue eyed actress in brown contacts and it still looked off#Idk coloured contacts are very miss and rarely hit I think is the truth
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is sad bc one of thee silliest outfit dean has ever worn is gonna lose to him in an FBI suit :( like do u all really think that outfit is sillier than dean in literal full cowboy costume that he bought at wally's western world ????????? do u really think a suit w/ a hat, tie, and boots is sillier than full on playing dressup cowboy cosplay ??? yes dean looks good in his tombstone outfit, yes it's gay because he's dressing up w/ cas and putting cas in a little hat, but is it sillier? be honest
#i think calling it the 'gayer' outfit rly swayed the votes bc ppl will see gay and just black out dsjfksd#but it's only gayer and silly bc of the cas component but the outfit itself is not actually very silly :(((((#it's a good outfit. it's fun. dean is a funny silly man for doing that. but the of the two u cannot tell me tombstone is the sillier one#anyways it's fine i'm fine i'll just have to go on living like this (knowing the truth abt dean's silliest outfit)#vic.txt
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me rn having the biggest hots for leon kennedy and astarion sorry LMFAOOO <3
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#^___^ me smiling innocently#bg3 is on the MIND !!! i dearly want it so badly. turns out my dad played 1/2 (not sure which) a looong time ago#but he never got too far i think bcs he's busy... :P but hey i love him. wow. it's really cool he knows it too (ofc he does lmfao)#me and him (handshake emoji) also never getting far in da origins yet bcs we have it on xbox bcs of him getting it a long time ago#but there's that bug in the mage tower... :( funny we both went thru it LMFAO <//3 anyway i got it on steam so i've been playing#again but not recently anymore since 1. ffxiv took over my life last days of summer again 2. summer is over back school so rip#anyway can u tell i love fantasy :)) da and bg babeyyy !!! my type is going to make you guys cry i'm so obvious#zevran... fenris... astarion... i have a thing for ppl w blond/white hair :P idk my fav in inquisition yet and idk anything abt bg1&2 yet#but Yeah. GHBSHJGBSHJG..... da origins is kinda funny (lack of better word) to me btw bcs i like all four main romance options#but it's hard to explain (i have a story behind stuff i want to share but it's tiring and annoying of me /hj !!!!!)#anyway i like blond elves if it wasn't obvious. yes i also like link and zelda from loz. yes i like legolas. yes i like#...anyway! so where does re fit in this? uh. u see i'm a coward actually i'm too scared to play re LMFAOOO#BTU I ADORE THE LORE and the characters and the game franchise and shit ^_^ just. i shld really watch it sometime#instead of reading wikis all the time and just soaking up all the knowledge but i'm. a Coward. okay#i can't even play bloodborne despite how nerdy i am over it... it's so scary to poor little me... i'm a coward (it's the harsh truth).....#anwyay i'll conquer my fears one day but that day is NOT SOON !!! i wna get into re properly tho aside from just being a nerd#so i'm too scared to play but i'll watch playthroughs sometime (and admire leon) <3 yeah. another blond. i know. shut up.#is this my life rn am i just infatuated w blonds and white haired guys. it's gna be hell if i continue nier replicant rn too huh#uh. goodnight!
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i love you character arc that makes them question their beliefs, i love you heart wrenching discovery, i love you finding out that everything they stood for, that was preached to them for their whole life, is a lie, i love you being stripped of everything that they thought represented them, that made them who they are, making them feel like the solid ground is missing from under their feet. i love you lae'zel
#rena.txt#can't stop thinking about the whole creche thing since days. her reactions and words and the way her voice breaks during that whole part#haunts me fr. she's DESPERATE and even when faced with the truth which is that 1. her queen doesn't care for her and 2. she was nearly dying#trying to get out the tadpole she still persists to believe bc if she loses that then she lost everything. forcing herself to believe a lie#is better than watching your whole world fall apart around you#i also love that as shadowheart goes through her own journey she's like 'shadowheart is suffering. it might surprise you but i don't wish#to see her suffer.' what if i went insane. their initial beef is so funny if you think how much they can actually be similar on some points#anyways i love her madly. she lives in my brain
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/ TAKING ALL OF U GUY'S KIND SUGGESTIONS !!!
#;ooc#ooc#wistrea#rotdame#nihilara#sosordid#IM LAUGHINGGGG#/initially i too thought i would be a b.lade enthusiast but im normal about him tbh#/W.ELT IS MY HUSBANDDDDD; in truth i feel like i technically could bc of past experiences with similar type of characters#/but i refuse to get on the other h.onkai's lore my brain is not that big YOUCHHH#/im just admiring him from the distance and pulling from my pocket a heart shaped necklace with his pic on it#HE IS SOOOOOOO!!!! w.elt....#S A M PO- i actually wrote him for a very very very limited time#he is the man s.lut i was refering to btw#/GREAT TIMING TO USE THIS S.AMPO ICON THEN-#/it was wayyyyy back when i first downloaded s.tar rail#/i think he would be a funny muse to write; i love him but i hate him but i love him but i h-#/A.VENTURINE MY BELOVED!! tho sometimes i waver with his type of character;#like; that effortless charm is sohard to GRASP- AUGH!#c.aelus is on the list of genuinely considering bc he's so silly and i feel like his character has a nice flexibility#FOR B.OOTHILL#he's the reason i came back- alongside a.venturine's appearance#SO UMM UMMM UMM#ALAS-#also really love m.arch too; d.an h.eng
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wait i just remembered. on friday we has a "awesome committee" staff meeting which is apparently just a meeting for staff to like. bring food. play games. and bond with each other? and this week we played two truths and a lie
mine were i have only broken one bone and it wasn't even my fault (lie), i'm the youngest of five children (true), and i dislocated my arm six times before the age of seven (also true)
so many people picked the youngest of five children as the lie. one person commented that they thought i might have four sibling but i don't give off youngest child energy or something
what does that mean
what. what energy do i give off. what birth order vibe do i have. i just remember this happened and it has been haunting me ever since
#personal#two truths and a lie#birth order#what does this mean.#my energy is 'adhd golden retriever who is too eager for their own good and also can't stay still for too long'#like even if i excluded my half siblings i'm still the youngest of three kids#i mean i think i give off a very confident vibe (false) because my fellow interns do seem to come to me with questions#i've always blamed the false competence vibe on my english accent though. americans just assume english = smart for some reason#which is super funny bc my family is from northern england#which is traditionally a very working class accent#not the smart posh southern one#also idk if i play two truths and a lie differently than other people but. i was prepared for cross examination.#no hesitation i was expecting people to ask questions. what bone? when? how did you break it?#but apparently that isn't how other people play this game#idk to me it's an improv game!! you have to convince people of all three!#also rip sorry to bill who worked in DCS for a time i promise i was not an abused child i was just clumsy as fuck with weak ass joints#he was like 'uhhh i hope that last one is the false one bc my work history means i get worried!!'#m8 the only time i actually remember dislocating my arm happened when my sister literally just. pushed me off the arm of the couch#i just landed wrong#we were watching tom and jerry and did the game kids do. where i sat on the arm of the chair. she pushed me off.#i sat back on the arm of the chair. she shoved me off. rinse and repeat until i dislocated my arm#sometimes you're a child and you just like being surprise shoved off of things onto the floor#some of the other times were just like. i tripped while holding my mum's hand. my mum did not let go of my hand.#and my arm joint decided to side with gravity i guess#actually the six times before the age of seven is a slight exaggeration. it was before the age of 5.#5 or 4#shoutout to the 'click clack moo' book i had that received the high honor of getting my from-the-doctor-panda-sticker attached to it#ALSO do people play two truths and a lie with their lie being like one (1) tiny detail in an otherwise true fact being the lie??#i just straight up lie. i just say something that has never once happened to me#if i say something you know to be MOSTLY true about me then the whole thing is probably true
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beard: i have never lied to you guys jamie: last week you tried to convince me you're actually an undercover australian beard: who said i lied about that?
#i firmly don't think beard is a liar. nor is he actually good at lying#but if it's a HARMLESS lie and a joke he can do it! like pretending to be an oxford professor#but beard doesn't like lying for the sake of lying. not about real things. funny things that are harmless yes#also i KNOW he can't lie to ted. he tries and ted is just. okay coach we both know you ain't telling me the truth and beard tells him#like he lies only for the bit or other people i.e the pub trio#this man said (after faking an identity) that the reason he was bruised up is bc he slept too late and fell off the bed#the world's most obvious lie
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thinking about how because i didn't feel like explaining every convoluted piece of bullshit about my most recent "breakup" bruce mcculloch thinks that my ex girlfriend broke up with me during the toronto gay pride parade as opposed to me only finding out my "ex" and i were never officially dating because the unibomber died
#bruce told me like 3 times that i need to turn the ''my ex broke up with me during the pride parade'' thing into a sketch#so like it might as well be true lmao#and for a minute i was like ''aw it's disappointing the real story isn't as funny as that timing'' but then i just remembered#i literally found out she was seeing someone else bc she posted a screenshot of a unibomber themed pickup line#and i was like ''????'' and she explained she has an actual girlfriend and was just calling me her girlfriend ''for the bit''#anyway the reason bruce thinks we broke up at the pride parade is i continued calling this ''ex'' my girlfriend out of habit#but then i finally referred to her as my ''ex-girlfriend'' on the day of the pride parade. and this ''ex'' and i attended pride together#and i had just seen bruce the day before. so like in his mind it makes sense she dumped me at pride. and i just went with it#like sometimes something's funny enough it becomes the truth#anyway this ex and i are still friends but it's definitely taught me i value direct communication so much in relationships#don't make me guess what you mean bc i will guess wrong
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