#not tagging the rest of em its ok

[radioroxx]

MIRABELLE BIRTHDAY MIRABELLE BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉🎉 YAHOO

[kii2me2ii2]

when you're short

[nomaishuttle]

when u guys read the acronym for a series do you read it as the letters or as the actual series name Be hornets with me. or is it like a case by case basis where for some you would read it as the avtual name or others you would read it as the acronym...

[knifekris]

every night before work i tell myself 'no disgusting positions for a draw stop hurting your back' and where do i end up at 6:57AM? crouched bent at the waist and leaning to my right all fucked up

[twistedlovelines]

(Waddles in here at 4am like the insomniac I am)

Forgot to mention last ask— I got fired since you were last 'really active', lol.

As a vers switch, I tend bounce between sub & dom thoughts (and lean towards Yuu's circumstances). However, consider the following: being a sugar baby for some of the boys (given that Yuu is broke & most would have more money than them)... only for them to realize that sometimes, the companionship you provide can come in different forms. When y'all started talking about it, you agreed that he would take the lead more. However, after a particularly stressful period of time, you offer em comfort in the form of taking control & getting em fucked out of their minds.

Need to see their eyes rolling back, cheeks damp with tears, drooling as they're unintelligibly mumbling about how "they can't take anymore" even tho he's cum so much already— oh, you're shooting blanks at this point? I guess we can take a break. You did so good, sweetheart.

—🐈‍⬛

!! i hope you're doing ok babe :(( hopefully u can rest in the meantime, but ik the job markets Rough rn

wc: 850-ish

tags: (gn! reader, nsfw, mdni, overstimulation, sub! Azul, “baby” used for Azul)

yessss i can see this happening with azul in particular!!! after all, he has his needs but. not really the desire nor time to start up a proper relationship. besides, how could he resist such a tempting opportunity sitting in front of him? the ramshackle prefect, with little to nothing to their name but that broken down dorm, their cat, and the clothes on their back...of course he wants to help you! he's a businessman through and through, and letting such a precious opportunity go would be a waste.

he's seen the way you look at him, the flicker of desire in your gaze as your eyes skirt over his figure. assessing him.

he asks you to give him hand jobs first. nothing fancy- just a way for him to get work done faster when he's holed up in his office late at night. its nice, he thinks, when you neatly clean yourself up before leaving without him even needing to say a word.

its different, tonight.

He's been in his office more than his bedroom as of late, despite his dedication to sleeping properly (business cannot prosper on a weary mind, after all). Yet a recent lack of revenue (due to the nature of the first years being less competent than last years') has forced him to manage the fallout himself.

It's unbecoming of him. His blazer has been haphazardly thrown over a guest chair, and his hair's gone askew, his hands having run through them in an attempt to self-soothe.

Still, Azul's never been great at soothing himself.

It's Jade who calls you. Politely asks you to attend to Azul since he seems to be too busy to call you himself. Says a break might do him some good- something to get things off his mind.

You agree easily once he mentions giving you a bonus on top of what Azul usually pays you: a favor.

It's suspicious, but you take it anyways. Favors from Jade of all people are rare, and what he's asking for isn't exactly demanding. Azul's not exactly difficult to please.

Not when it comes to your touch.

You slip in easily enough, the spare key Azul had given you coming in handy. He doesn't seem to notice your presence at first, mumbling something along the lines of putting any papers in the guest chair. With a fond sigh, you make your way to drape yourself over the back of his chair. 

"Aw, have you been working too much? Poor thing," you coo. 

He jolts up in surprise, face snapping to yours as his eyes widen. His hair, having fallen from his signature appearance, moves easily as you brush it aside to place a kiss on his forehead. Azul melts under the soft touch, but freezes a second later.

“Did Jade call you?”

“Maybe.” 

Without skipping a beat, you move to settle in his lap, running your hands down his arms to settle them around your waist. 

“Still, it’s been a while since you’ve called me. I’ve missed you, you know,” you purr, loosening his tie. 

“I’ve been- ah- busy,” he retorts breathily. The pressure of your lower half gently grinding against his own is delicious, but with how busy he’s been, he’s far more sensitive than usual.

“Since when are you not?” 

He feels your mouth smile against his throat as you pepper love bites along the pale skin. The heat of your skin is delightful under his fingers, and he moves them under your shirt to skim along the curve of your spine.

A soft moan escapes him as you roll your hips against his with a particular force, blunt nails digging into the fat of your hips instinctively. 

“Already close, Azul?” You tease, nipping the lobe of his ear.

This is your favorite part of having sex with Azul, you think.

He huffs, turning his head to the side. A pretty blush has bloomed across his cheeks, the color complimenting his silvery lashes. His bottom lip is swollen from his efforts to stifle his moans- despite his office being thoroughly soundproof. You cup his cheek with affection and sigh as he nuzzles into your palm, seeking comfort on the edge of his release. 

“That’s alright baby, you can cum.”

A peek of tongue flashes out of his mouth at your words, and desire curls hot in your gut as you watch him lick at your palm in an attempt at self-soothing, hips rutting unsteadily against yours. 

You let him continue like that for a moment before withdrawing your hand and kissing him properly, shushing his whines. 

"Oh? Still have some tension in you, Azul? Maybe cumming a few more times will help with that.” He shivers at your words, baring his neck to you as you lave your tongue over a hickey you had left on his neck. Only an incoherent mumble makes it through his lips, but its damning all the same.

“Good.”

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reblogs and comments are appreciated <3

[sir-fluffbutts]

may i ask about the characters/lore in the moonscape tag in your toyhouse? :o

i got really interested in them after seeing the new light meme and later reading about the characters!

OK I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE MOONSCAPE FOR SOME WHILE

its bit complicated to explain, but its my attempt

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in my universe (aka the "fluffverse"), theres is a physical place

- the mortal planes (aka earth)

and a physical place, but on a different plane

- heaven

- hell (the rock in the void)

but there is also, a spiritual place called

- the moonscape

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the moonscape is a place that is made souly from human belief

the moon itself is just a huge rock that reflects the light of the sun. however it has very spiritual propertys as billions of people that existed has belived it

so its more of a spiritual plane. it is said to be located at the dark side of the moon, but of corse, its not actually a real place.

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the residence in there are also very spiritual beings, mostly closely related to a specific mortal belief that ties them down to their physical form on the mortal planes.

when that belief fades, so do they

so take this for a example.

everyone knows about the story of the god who rides a golden charriot to raise the sun, or the sheep they counts before falling asleep. these beings are usually more physicaly present, and can interact with the real world

however, if theres a story where only a very minority knows about, and in a bad, more forbidden way, the ties that story has to the mortal grounds would be weaker.

☝️ this is the general moonscape lore! the rest of em kinda get seperated to a character story skskkss

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i feel like i didn't really explained it very well, i LOVE the concept of human belief forming something unexplainable, its really the "if i don't see it it'll go away" mantality but more real

[jeanniebug623]

By Eywa, internet loves…it’s been too long. Work, life, health, passing of loved ones…I’m so tired these days. Please enjoy some fluff before, you know, the story hits its peek… 💙🐞

🕸️🕷️ Weaving the Web 🕷️🕸️

Chapter 24: Familiar Faces

Spider stayed quiet and rigid the entire flight to the forest. Quaritch tried to spur conversation with his son but ended up just asking a lot of yes or no questions when anything more resulted in awkward silence. Obviously, his hand hurt like hell but it didn’t stop the colonel from keeping it on his son’s shoulder for some grounding comfort. They didn’t go far outside past the walled kill zone but he hoped being surrounded by all that green would start to perk the kid up.

”There ya go, tiger.” Quaritch said as he coaxed Spider of Cupcake’s back when he shied away, hiding his face in the hood of his sweatshirt. He frowned at the glisten of sweat he could see on Spider’s face. The kid NEVER wore long sleeves or pants outside and Quaritch couldn’t blame him given the heat and humidity. He put on a comforting smile as he pulled Spider’s hood back and remarked, “You gotta be melting, kid. Come on, you’ll feel better with some fresh air and a new coat of paint.”

Spider nodded in agreement but, instead of taking off his sweatshirt, just started to wander around and look for a Spartan fruit plant. Quaritch frowned a bit as he watched his kid from behind but let it go. He wasn’t going to rush him. Glancing down at his gloved hand, hiding the wound, he tested the injury by slowly gripping a fist a few times. He stopped before Spider caught him and went about searching the other direction the boy had gone.

It didn’t take long for them to find enough fruit to dye all of Spider blue. Before he could start peeling the purple skin back, Quaritch asked, “Isn’t there a way to make it last longer?”

“Hm?” Spider mumbled as he looked up. It was the closest thing to a word the kid had said since the night before.

”Well, it seems to wash off pretty quick lately, so…” Quaritch said, as he casually glanced around the surrounding forest, “But you were blue for a pretty long time in the beginning.”

”Oh…” Spider said sheepishly and shrugged, “It’s ok…”

”Nah, let’s make ‘em last in case I get sent out on another mission.” Quaritch suggested, pocketing his harvested fruit.

”Are you?” Spider said suddenly and whipped his head up to meet his father’s eyes for the first time since staring him down with manic terror in his own eyes and a knife to the recom’s throat. This poor kid. His eyes were still red from crying and lack of sleep and now they glistened with fear. He knew it could happen. His father was still an RDA attack dog.

”Nothin’ right now…but that could change at any time, you know that.” Quaritch said softly, “But hey, maybe you can tag along again one of these days.”

Spider’s gaze dropped and he looked away. He would love to do that. To get out of Bridgehead for more than just a few hours? Get away from doctors and prying eyes and Nash MCosker? He wanted nothing more than to be just one of the squad! But he hadn’t been in contact - not even SEEN - a Na’vi since he was first captured. What would his response be given Miles’ strong hatred towards…well, everyone?

”So…” Quaritch said as he cleared his throat and closed the gap between his son and himself to rest a hand on his head, “What’ll make these stripes really stick?”

”Oh…um…” Spider looked around for a few moments then pointed to a tree with smooth bark with a reddish hue, “Sap from those trees help…”

Quaritch ruffled his head with a nod and walked over as he drew his knife from his belt while saying, “Strip down to your skivvies while I do this. And drink some water, would ya? You’re beet red under the eyes.”

Spider was uncomfortably hot. Usually was, even in the air conditioned confines of the city, but felt less obvious and more ignored when he was dressed like a sky person and hiding his dreadlocked hair. Part of him didn’t even want him to get his stripes redone…even though he felt completely unlike himself without them. Whoever he thought he was at this point…

He watched his father stab deep into the tree then pull the knife down at an angle. The sap quickly started to flow and he knew they would only have some much time to combine it with the blue fruit juice before he set. He dropped the fruit he collected and turned away as he pulled the sweatshirt off over his head. He wasn’t so much shy as he was self-conscious…

Quaritch didn’t expect so much sap to flow so quickly and he looked around for something to catch it, “Hey, Spi-…”

The colonel found himself at a loss for words when he looked back to his son to ask what would be a good makeshift container for the sap. His question died in his throat at the sight of his son’s body. He knew Spider had been losing weight and muscle mass. He knew Spider hadn’t been eating or sleeping well. He knew all of the stress and medication was messing with the sixteen-year-old’s body.

But none of that rationale could soothe the heartbreak of seeing one’s son wasting away before their very eyes…

Quaritch was appalled, at no fault of his son’s, by how easy it was to see the dips between his ribs. When the boy turned to throw the sweatshirt over the closest breach, he could count each vertebrae of his spine between well-defined shoulder blades. The sharpness of his hips offered Quaritch no comfort when it was obvious the loincloth had been tightened significantly around the waist from slipping off. He quickly averted his eyes before Spider could catch him staring.

”What?” Spider asked, wondering what his father was going to ask. He did feel much better with the fresh air cooling him down. They locked eyes and Spider froze when he saw it in his father’s eyes. Pity . Of all things; one of the things he hated the most. He didn’t even notice he’d started raising his hand to trace where his stripes usually were on his forearm, even though that had proven a risky grounding technique.

Quaritch caught it before Spider’s nails touched his skin and said firmly with his ears flicking back, “Son…it’s alright.”

The colonel closed the gap between them and dropped to one knee to be at his eye level. Quaritch didn’t know how it was going to be alright, but it would be. He didn’t have the words for it, so he opted to show it instead. He placed his hands on his son’s shoulders. Ignoring how bony they were, he pulled Spider into a gentle hug. It was loose enough that he could pull away if he needed to.

But, to his surprise and relief, Spider wrapped his shaking arms around Quaritch’s thick torso and whispered, “I trust you…”

As much as they could have stayed like that for hours, they were on a time limit and not just because the sap was setting Quartich’s knife into the tree as it dried. Spider wove a leaf into a makeshift container and mixed the paint together. Quaritch watched the meticulous way he tested the consistency to get the right mixture.

When he was done, Spider immediately started painting stripes where he could see. He looked up with a confused look when his father took the paint and picked up where he left off. While Spider had gotten better at accepting his father’s help for the hard to reach places, he still didn’t like anyone other than Kiri helping him…some habits wouldn’t die.

”I got ya, kid, I won’t screw it up too bad.” Quaritch said with a chuckle to lighten the mood. He sure as hell was hoping he wouldn’t screw it up! Normally there was a faded pattern to trace but not this time. Not even a hint of blue remained. And that was his fault. Quaritch should have offered to take him out sooner, but Spider had been so reclusive and covering himself up that he had no clue his son was completely stripe-less.

Spider didn’t argue when his father started painting. He started on his back and Spider tried not to flinch at his touch or cringe when the recom’s fingers dipped in and out between his ribs. How much did he weigh now? Would be able to go back to the gym and try to build his muscle back up? Or go running in the forest or indoor track? He was just so tired all the time…in every definition of the word…

A little over an hour and a half passed, though to Spider he would’ve guessed only fifteen minutes given how quickly he zoned out. Quaritch watched him carefully and didn’t take offense when his son didn’t reply to his questions or small talk.

”Time for the face, tiger.” Quaritch said. Spider blinked out of trance and looked down at his body. When the hell did that happen? Quaritch was happy to see a smile tug at the corners of Spider’s mouth and suggested, “Or do you want to skip it? Do it back home so not to stress out your lungs.”

”No, do it here.” Spider said quickly. Even though everything gave him anxiety those days, going back to Bridgehead so soon sent a prickle through his body. He flushed red from embarrassment and said, “Please, ma sempul…”

Quaritch stared at Spider in shock. Had his son ever called him that…? Yes, he’d been calling him Koaktan and the translation of ‘old man’ made him smirk every time. Spider started chewing on the inside of his cheek when his father didn’t answer.

”Of course, son…” Quaritch said as he reached up to take hold of the mask, “Big breath.”

Quaritch worked as quickly as he could, stopping often - maybe too often giving Spider’s eye rolls - to let the boy get a breath. He didn’t find himself being as careful as he was with the other stripes. Maybe it was the irrational fear of his son suffocating after a few extra seconds without oxygen or that he was just straight up enjoying bonding over this that made him faster or slower. He was happy to say he was done after only fifteen or so minutes.

”Well, not too shabby…if I do say so myself.” Quaritch said with an approving nod.

”Yeah?” Spider asked before giving a welcome and mischievous little smirk, “I’ll be the judge of that…”

Quaritch feigned insult and stood, “All right, smart guy, c’mon then.”

Spider exaggerated his eye roll as he followed his father over to a pool of relatively still water aside from some water dripping off the mossy roots. Quaritch had a pretty smug expression of his own, ready to see his son’s awe at his amazing painting skills. The boy froze. His playful expression slowly faded away as he stared at his own reflection.

Something struck Quaritch. Given Spider’s, up until recently, hidden issue with someone writing warnings on the mirrors, would any reflective surface trigger a negative response? Or was the recom just that bad at painting his kid’s stripes?

”Spider? Don’t keep me hanging, kid, I’m awaiting judgment here.” Quaritch said, nervousness lacing his face. At least his tone sounded strong.

Spider continued to stare at his reflection, eyes darting around his father’s work. After nearly a minute of nothing, the teen ripped off his mask as he dropped to his knees and his father went into panic mode. Quaritch dropped to his own knees and tried to grab the mask to fix it back on Spider’s face. But he hugged it tight with one arm and placed the fingertips of his free hand to his face.

As scared as he was from his boy’s sudden actions, Quaritch didn’t try to grab the mask when Spider had pulled it away. His heart was rattling his ribs loose as he forced himself to just watch his son. Quaritch watched how the kid traced the lines on his forehead, cheeks, and jaw without saying a damn word. Goddamn, he really must have fucked it up…

“Spider, we can just scrub it off and start over…I’m sure we can find something to take it off quicker than waiting.” Quaritch said, disappointed in himself for screwing up something so simple and meant to make Spider feel better after the last several weeks. Especially the incident the night before.

Finally, the burning in his lungs from holding his breath and his father’s voice snapped Spider out of his trance. He fumbled slightly but replaced the mask and took several deep breaths. His father had a sad look on his face when he looked up at him with a bright, surprised expression.

”I look like you!” Spider exclaimed.

”Huh…? What d’you mean?” Quaritch asked, his ears perking up and his brows furrowed in confusion.

”These are your pil !” Spider said, looking back to his reflection again and running his fingers over the mask to trace the stripes again.

Quaritch was still confused. He leaned forward to get a better look at the kid’s face. Na’vi stripes were like fingerprints; they’d never seen a native look exactly the same as the one next to them. The colonel knew what his blue mug looked like but he didn’t put nearly that many stripes on Spider’s face. But the longer he looked���the longer he watched Spider trace over his stripes…the more Quaritch started to see the resemblance.

”Shit, son…” was all Quaritch could say. It was NOT his intention to pull influence from his own damn reflection that stared back at him every day. Was it an exact carbon copy of the recom? No, but he was seeing the stripes on his son’s face were almost exact to the more prominent of his own facial stripes. He opened his mouth to apologize and reassure Spider they could fix it, but he didn’t get the chance.

”I want you to do it again…next time.” Spider started softly, “Every time you do it. I want it to look like this…please. Is that ok?”

Of all the shock and awe the father and son had experienced in the last twenty four hours, this was the most unexpected and heartfelt. Quaritch wasn’t expecting Spider to say he wanted to look like him…even if it was just the boy’s way to feel more Na’vi and less human. The teenager had spent his whole life trying to separate himself from his roots. The roots that grew from seeds that came from the sky.

But even if the seeds came from the sky, the roots were deep in the soil of Pandora.

”Of course I can, son.” Quaritch said soothingly, running a hand back over his son’s hair. “We’ll make sure they never fade again.”

[asunsetgrace16]

✧ 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛 𝗔 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘 ⎥ 𝗞𝗝91

Pairing: Kent Johnson x fem!reader

Summary: Kent and Y/N's engagement came as a surprise to no one

Warnings: Simple, fluffy, KJ and Connor being besties, some swearing, hopefully the sarcasm and joking are interpreted as such, I can never tell since I'm the one who writes these

Notes: none

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bestfriendone Way to go bestie!!

bestfriendtwo are we all matrons of honour? 😉

yourusername duh, you think I can make a choice between my best friends???

bestfriendthree Good ring choice kent_johnson

kentjohnson appreciate it

connorbedard any intel on who the best man is? (not because I am totally vying for the job)

yourusername its a secret for a little while longer

connorbedard but you told Y/N's friends already, I'm betting they know the entire wedding party already

kent_johnson Yeah, because they can keep a secret

connorbedard So it IS me!!!!

yourusername 🤦‍♀️

adamfantilli Congrats guys! We all know this is going to be one heck of a party, unless Connor here is still such stick in the mud 🤣 😉

connorbedard im offended

yourusername Yeah, cause its true

connorbedard what did I do to deserve this?!?!

kent_johnson Nothing, we just like to make fun of you

jgaudreau Fucking finally, took you long enough, KJ. Congratulations!

yourusername ??? Like I knew we would get married at some point, but now I'm confused

jgaudreau he's only been talking about proposing since I met him, and that really wasn't that long ago

kent_johnson You didn't have to rat me out like that, man. What can I say, I'm a man in love

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kent_johnson this love is ours. here's to forever, baby

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colesillinger_ Congrats man!! Echoing Johnny here but thank fuck we don't have to hear about another proposal plan

jgaudreau Oh its not over. Now it'll be wedding planning and that is ten times worse. I remember when Sean proposed to Maggie, it went from bad to worse

kent_johnson C'mon guys, give me a break here

connorbedard I still want to be best man

kent_johnson You aren't going to let this go are you?

connorbedard nope.

columbusbluejackets Congratulations Kent and Y/N! (We've been waiting...)

colesillinger_ SEE even admin has been waiting

yourusername OK point made. Though I had no control over this. But I was ready to marry Kent a year after we got together

kent_johnson You were?

yourusername Of course I was, you're it for me, there's nothing else that I want more than to be with you for the rest of my life

kent_johnson I love you baby, so much more than I ever dreamed

adamfantilli 🤮 you two are grossly cute. I'm too single for this shit

boonejenner Congratulations! And don't listen to Cole and Johnny, I can make 'em do extra laps at practice. Cole's just jealous cuz he's single

kent_johnson Might have to take you up on the offer

fan1 OMG THE TAYLOR REFERENCES!!!

fan2 they are so meant for each other

[just-some-random-blogger]

idc idc here are my reactions to the new trailerssssss via (really long) shitpost RAAHHHHHHHH

*also i took the liberty and tagged some people in some parts lmao*

starting with the black trailer cos duhh i wanna see daemon lmao

starting off strong w caraxes (this is caraxes right?? 😭😭😭) honestly he ate that up. he like me fr. him screaming is how i reacted to his dad 😋

this shot is stunning. looking into the fire. the ominous sounds. (side note the fucking audio dialogue crunch wtf was that editing hbo??? the noise that harshly faded after she spoke ???????? AHHAHAH i can't blame you my audio be like that too)

HAHAHHAAAH HIS LIL SPIN HAS ME GAGGED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HES SUCH A LIL BOY @azperja UR BOY IS WILDING HAHHAAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOOO

im a simple girl i see daemon i screech @em-writes-stuff-sometimes ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IS THIS CREGAN STARK ASFLJKHASFLKHASFLHASFH👹👹👹👹 NEXT TO BABY GIRL JACAERYS STRONG LOOK AT HIS BABY GIRL LIPS IDK @valeskafics THIS LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT ONE OF YOUR FICS?????? AM I ABOUT TO MAKE A JACE FIC????? HELPPPP

gWAYNEEE?????? HIGHTOWER????????????? RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WITH HIS SLUTTY LIL BUSTED LIP?????????????? why are you in the blacks trailer tho?????????? who did you fuck up??? who fucked you up???????? omG IF YOU AND DADDY DAEMON FIGHT 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. he is swag. he is emo. he is killing all the aemond girlies. @ewanmitchellcrumbs i have nothing to say to you other than hi how ya doin

and im a very simple girl 😋😋😋😋

i dont like the mourning girls ))): LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE ☹

i would bend the knee to you daddy REEEEEEEEEEEEEE @em-writes-stuff-sometimes SHOULDER SHOT IN LIEU OF A CROTCH SHOT??????????????????

her dialogue 😫😫😫 ate. as it remains rhaenys is the only one with the braincell in this psycho barbie house and we love her for that

CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. SHE SERVED SO HARD FUCKKKKK

now the green trailer

MY SAD GIRL LEAVE HER ALONE. congrats on having (one of) your oppressor(s) die tho (: it must be mentally tolling ):

[in response to alicent's dialogue] ok but you also knew viserys was delulu to the core????? he did the whole horse analogy to defend rhaenyra which was INSANE. 😔 its kinda sad you believe that in his dying breath he wanted to reconcile with you but even then he didnt give a fuck 💔💔💔💔💔 sorry alicent

ok but .... 👀👀👀👀👀👀 otto lookin kinda scruptious !!! @ewanmitchellcrumbs WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??!?!?! tbh no regrets 😋😋 more food for me

I KNOW I ALREADY REACTED TO THIS BUT HAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HES SO UNSERIOUS WITH THE TWIRL. AND THE CAPTION IS PERFECT WAHAHAH VISERYS ROLLIN IN HIS GRAVE TO KNOW THIS IDIOT SUCEEDED HIM AND HONESTLY AEGON ATE WITH THAT. THE ULTIMATE REVENGE 😫😫😫 SERVE KING GIVE US NOTHING AND GIVE US CUNT ALL AT ONCE HAHAHHAHA @azperja AHHAH WALA LANG TAG LANG KITA ULIT HAHHAH

@em-writes-stuff-sometimes no but the SHOULDER SHOT IM BEING SO SERIOUS RN ITS SOOO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hes salty because daemon and him are fighting again 😔💔 ASLKFHASF NO BUT WHY HE LOOK SO MAD???🤨🤨 HAHAHHAHHAH (ok fine fine hes mad because theyre about to go to war. id be mad too)

I DONT KNOW im taking a wild guess here. . . is this alys? ........... ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? idk idk i dont know enough about asoiaf to be guessing tbh

hes so dramatic. arent you the same man that begged your younger brother to let you flee and be rid of this burden? smh. had the crowds screaming your name once and now you think ur a rockstar. its ok ur @azperja's rockstar 😋

this line has me gagged 😭😭🤣🤣 GO KING. GO FUCK UP YOUR FAM AND THE REST OF THE SEVEN REALMS AS CASUALTY. i cant take him seriously. i cant 💀💀💀 YOURE THE GUY THAT JERKED OFF BY THE WINDOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG and the fact this scene is directly followed by him showcasing his mommy issues 😔 poor pathetic meowmeow

STOPPP 💀💀💀💀✋✋✋✋✋ I CANT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY EITHER. HE SAW DAEMON CHOP UP VAEMONDS HEAD AND HAS BEEN HORNY EVER SINCE.

oh wait fuck i forgot he killed lucerys 💀💀💀💀💀😬😬😬😬 asfhlashfhsafhasf wAIT HE KNOWS DAEMON IS COMING FOR HIM WAIT LASFHHASFHASFFASOHASF WAITTT IT JUST CLICKED HES SCARED FUCK FUCK FUCK

hes so fucking hot what the fuck @ewanmitchellcrumbs i get why you dedicated an entire blog for this man. felt. BUT WHY WAR? LEMME BRAID UR HAIR INSTEAD???????? STOBIT

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 STOP HURTING ALICENT WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT

IDK WHO SHE IS BUT SHE ATE. IS THAT A STAG I SEE ARE YOU A BARATHEON SLAYYYYYYY..... is she a she or is he a he i... i cant tell. either way v pretty v intrigued

?????????????????????????? WHY HE LOOK YASSIFIED IN THIS 💀💀💀 sOBBING

i HATE the fact they cut his hair. cole is now 10x more unbearable what the fuck. JUSTICE FOR FABIEN he had such pretty hair

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ men that crave war are the scabs of society

HONESTLY HOW IS VHAGAR (this is vhagar right????) NOT RIPPING HER WINGS MORE WHEN SHE FLIES?????? THE HOLESSSSS ARE INSANEEEEEE

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 women

both of these trailers ending with their support for their preferred monarch is such a slay detail to add. THEY SHOULD RELEASE THE SHOW SOONER

[therealgchu]

WIP Wednesday - Seven Days, Day 5

I HAVE A NEW CHAPTER! i finally got past that block to finish chapter 5. it's now live on ao3. Day 5.

what was stupid was the solution was staring me right in the face. i'd set it up at the very beginning. apparently, it took going out of state for me to figure it out.

if you want to read Seven Days from the start, it lives here on ao3.

the rest of my works are here on ao3.

tagging the coemancer crew for WIPs. share 'em if you got 'em!

sneaky peeky

“Did you have any…boyfriends? Girlfriends?”

“No,” she said simply.

He squinted at her, “Were you a virgin when you met your Sam?”

She barked out a harsh laugh, “Hardly.”

He picked up on the implication, “OK, then no one close to you?”

“No,” she said again, “not since my brother died.”

“No one until you met your Sam,” he said softly.

She said nothing, but stared into the distance.

Sam sighed and stared at the woman. “Are you going to let me out of here?” he asked.

She didn’t meet his eyes, “Yes.”

“When?”

She didn’t respond.

“I guess I shouldn’t have expected an answer. At least you said you’ll let me out.” He quickly ate the rest of his pizza.

They sat in silence for a long stretch. A million things were racing through Sam’s head, but her face was a mask of utter misery. He watched her as emotion slowly drained from her face like water emptying from a sink. In its place was a perfectly blank expression, as she barely even breathed. Out of curiosity, he watched her in this state for about ten minutes until she took a shuddering breath, and emotion came back. It was like watching an electric toy suddenly get new batteries. Still very freaky to watch.

The woman looked at him with a cocked head and quizzical expression. She took the trays, got up and left without a word. He didn’t see or hear from her for the rest of the day.

[actualbird]

ahh hello!! i just wanted to maybe ask if you could tw mentions or discussion of sexual trauma/dubcon - its ok if not, i completely understand!! i’m just asking cause it hits a bit too close to home for me and mentions of it are a little uncomfortable ;__; apologies if this is overstepping!! once again youre under no obligation to, i just thought i might ask just in case!! love your work and discussions regardless!!

oh my gosh im so sorry anon, that totally slipped my mind to tag it and add warnings!!!

ive already edited my previous ask response to have the cws in the tags and in the beginning of the answer, as well as putting the rest of the response under a read more

thank you so much for flagging this!!! and im sorry for forgetting about it, i'll be sure to be more careful moving forward 🙏

EDIT: for future posts and discussions of my fic "stolen nectar, misadventure, something like a death kiss", i'll be tagging them with "cw dubcon" and "cw sexual trauma" so you can blacklist em if you need to

[live-from-ny]

ok INTRO POST finally yay!!!

hi im ridley!!!!!!! any pronouns! dyke! neurodivergent! six seconds old! jewish! i like old woman rpf and having fun and playing and music and comedy! if you don’t like any of those things- dni! if you’re a TERF or a zionist or anything like that- dni!

here is my carrd (which looks ugly on anything but desktop)

here’s the rest of my links

last.fm

letterboxd

discogs

im on more stuff but its pretty easy to guess who i am on there so i wont link em. u gotta find em

generally rarer photos/gifs/whatever i post are tagged pix ! ceebee is carrie. weissguy is janet. i trun around and it s coin tucker is corin. text posts are new talk tag

[unriding]

I think you are such an incredible gift to tumblr.

now, I say that because I have read the tags you left on people, and even my stories! the way you go into depth feels so good and like I'm being seen, I can't describe it for anyone else.

I love how you just gush and go off!! THAT is how you reblog and I can feel your excitement!! you really are so awesome and such a good person to know and be moots with 🥹❤️

but I absolutely adore the way you support people, and I hope you get the same feeling too when people reblog your works because it's so good! the Suo one is still playing in my head dnsjjsjd I can't wait to read the rest of 'em!!

MINX . i hope its ok that i slap on my cherishing tag on your ask because i will definitely be coming back to this all the time!!! what a kind ask to send me omg 😭 you are so sweet please i’m quite literally pacing back and forth responding to it hsjsndnd aaaaa THANK YOU!!!!!

I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED IF OTHER PEOPLE READ MY TAGS. bahahahaha omg im really happy to hear that it makes you feel seen >: i often get nervous that i miss everyone’s work sometimes since i can’t scroll through my entire dash jsjsnnn so hearing this literally makes my heart so happy :’)) RRRGJSKM THE RBS THEMSELVES !!! I HAVE LOTS TO SAY !! all my mooties & everyone on tumblr are so talented 😭 for writers, there’s a specific style that everyone has and i try to pick up on it. that’s my favorite part about reading!! everyone has like ….. a slightly different characterization, a different way to convey feelings, etc etc. i never get the exact same feeling from reading two writer’s works, if that makes sense. i feel happy one way and then happy in a slightly different way. so it would be awesome if i could convey how cool that is in my tags (-> keyboard spam usually). every writer on here is quite literally one of a kind /pos

ALSO YOUR TAGS ON MY SUO FIC!!! WERE!!! SO!!! SWEET!!!! IM SO HAPPY YOU ENJOYED IT. i was really nervous to post that one!! it was the first time i sat in my room and recited a fic out loud so i could hear any errors 😭😭 omg . please this made me so happy minx ): you’re such a kind person. i genuinely hope you have an amazing rest of your week omfg (also on that note, i love love love your writing !!!! one of these days i will get into jjk and then i can better immerse myself in your fics hehe)

THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN ): i will be thinking about this and smiling now susjjsidkckck omg 🫂

[jestersdlc]

FAQ PAGE!!!

This page will explain rules for asks, what can be asked and some other potentially questions y'all may have! More may be added as they become needed!!!

Rules for Asks

NO NSFW content, please keep all asks SFW, I may, MAY occasionally be open to slightly suggestive asks nothing extreme tho, generally just...not comfy with NSFW anything, so no explicit NSFW asks please

Please no swearing/cussing or insulting phrases/words, I'm not a big fan of such language and would appreciate it if you didn't use such things in asks, (I admit I use Bloody a lot and...technically swearing...but...most people in North America don't...see it as swearing) tho feel free to be creative and use silly words instead ex. darn, shoot, stars, fiddlesticks, fudge, funk, you get the idea. I'll allow a pass to words like bloody, stupid, hell.

No spamming please, multiple asks are more then ok but if I don't get back to your ask quickly I may be busy/working on it/overwhelmed/stuck on rest so pleaseeeeeeee, please, please be patient with me

No racist, homophobic, transphobic, a-phobic, ableist, content or anything that could be hurtful to others please!!!

Also no p*dophiles, groomers, discourse, SA, drug-usage, harassment, Pro-ship, etc, none of that stuff, pleaseeee DNI.

What kind of things can you ask?

You can ask for sneak peaks and progress on wips writing or drawing and I MAY give a sneak peak or tell ya without showing depending on spoilers

Ask what I'm currently working on

Ask questions about my personal works or general questions for me, or about Charlie) as long as it doesnt go against anything else listed (ex. NSFW when thats not ok) If it feels too personal I may not answer tho!

Suggestive asks are...fine, but keep it SFW nothing explicit pleaseeee, also these may take longer to answer (depends on my current level of comfort with that kinda thing, sometimes fine, sometimes NOPE) and will be tagged #cwsuggestive

I'm happy to answer long asks and rambles about things I enjoy! :3

Is fanart/fanfics/gifts based on/inspired by your original works?

Ask first please!!! If you ask I'll let you know if I'm comfy with that or not! (My sona and Charlie are ok to tho, just keep stuff with them SFW only please!!!)

Can I use your art as an icon, banner, phone background?

If its fanart then sure! Just as long as you credit me, and if its fanart of another creator, make sure to credit that the characters belong to them as well! As long as you do that, absolutely! Just not my original works please (im not comfortable with that.)

Are you open to collabs/is it ok to message you?

Yes and yes! (just not for anything NSFW and as long as what you message isnt against anything here) Totally cool to! I may be a bit awkward but I'd be totally open to this! :3

Would you do NSFW content?

No. I'm not comfy with NSFW stuff, even suggestive stuff is very....iffy. So stuff like NSFW and general explicit content be it drawings or writing is just...not for me. I have to take Life drawing classes and that is...enough suffering usually T^T

So once again PLEASE no NSFW asks or fanart or fanfics/giftfics!!!

What pronouns do you use/what gendered terms are you ok with?

She/her, They/them and Ey/em/eir! Feel free to use them interchangeably, and I'm cool with feminine gendered terms (just...not ma'am pls...ick) and I LOVEEEEE gender neutral terms, If i ever end up having any neices/nephews/niblings imma be their Aunkle Jester!!! >: D

Please no Masc terms, I'm not a man and don't feel comfy being called one (I love androgyny and DO dress masc/neutral way more often then I do fem and...I frequently get misgendered :' D)

I'm fine with dude tho, it feels pretty gender neutral at this point.

And side note I use words like cute, pretty, handsome, charming and even beautiful neutrally, like, gender doesn't matter anyone can be ANY of these things!!! (Of course I won't use a term if it makes someone uncomfy to be called it >-<)

Go to asks!

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[ddeonudepressions]

get to know me game!

tagged by: @dearhee 🙏 💕

no pressure tags!! @redm4ri @haknom @blossomnct @sunoksunny @delcakoo @taejays @hannikz @mazeinthemiroh @soov and anyone else who wants ofc!!

birthday: oct 3rd skz chan is my bday twin and loml 🙏 (fr i miss him sm 🙁)

favourite colour: sage green but i really like all colors if they don't blind me 💀

do you have pets? no 💔 i used to have a parrot but we gave him away 😭😭

how tall are you? um i will get bullied but im 5'4 last time i checked 💀

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

like....4-5?? idk i haven't bought any in a while

favourite song: ditto, devil by the window, mixed up, attention please, opening sequence, muddy water, all in, beside you, and many more just stalk my Spotify to know 💔

favourite movie: train to busan 😭😭

who would be your ideal partner?

hmm.... idk tbh but probably someone who's like me but no yk? i really like the familiarity but ik i wouldn't handle another me💀 maybe someone like beomgyu yk or junhan or jay or hongjoong or hyunjin or seungmin. i think me and hongjoong r soulmates fr we would be are happily married ❤️.

do you want children? tbh yes? kinda? i think it would be nice but idk i dont mind it.

have you gotten in trouble with the law?

no I am a good child come on now

what colour socks are you wearing? blue and black

favourite type of music: all of it i will listen amd vibe to everything fr. i wouldn't say i hate a song yk id say i wouldn't look it up but if it was playing ill do a lil dancey dance

how many pillows do you sleep with? 2 and 2 tiny plushies and 1 decorative one

what position do you sleep in? idk what it's called but i basically become a tiny ball of sleep and drown in the covers 💀

what don’t you like when you’re sleeping: probably when someone wakes me up when i just started to drift off. like?!??? helour leave me alone??!?? and probably when my feet r too cold the rest of my body.

what do you have for breakfast: depends sometimes a savor yomy sandwich sometimes a sweet yomy cereal. sometimes black coffee sometimes a latte sometimes a cup of tea of u will.

have you ever tried archery? once at gym hurt myself bad didn't like it 👎👎

favourite fruit: strawberries apples and oranges (i miss eating oranges 💔)

are you a good liar? not to self diagnose but i might be a psychological lair 😂😂🤥

what’s your personality type? it was enfp i think but ill have to redo the test soon lol.

innie or outie? im gonna say this is about being introverted or extroverted 💀💀 I am a bit of both tbh.

left handed or right handed? a leftiee

favourite food: pasta or fries 🙏

favourite foreign food: kushary idk if anyone knows it but it's Egyptian and its just 💔💔

am i clean or messy? id say clean i try to keep my surroundings tidy as i can yk

most used phrase: (all memes from Walmart enha) hello?? ayo?? huh?? oh. slayyy - fr - ong- 🙏- naurrr - NO. - die. - el oh el - kys. - el em ay oh - (person) (last negative thing they did) era - LMAO. - ok.

how long does it take for you to get ready: usually like 15-25 minutes including makeup outfit hijab and packing my handbag / bag yk

do you talk to yourself? all the time!

do you sing to yourself? if im not singing sleeping it's all i do. no family member has complained about my signing so I think it's a sign to start my career 😂😂🤘🤘

are you a good singer? i hope i am 😕 i think i have a decent voice i quite like any runs i do when signing sum LMAO 💀

biggest fear? cockroaches, confrontations and god 🙏

are you a gossip? i am THE gossip

do you like long or short hair? short hair. my hair is medium length rn but i like short hair more long hair has bad memories.

favourite school subject: I've always liked science general but idk anymore grade 9 wss brutal 💀💀

extrovert or introvert: id say both (again) cuz I enjoy talking and going out but also staying in w someone sounds so comforting

what makes you nervous: everything. my teachers. people staring too long at me. people laughing at me. (i cant tell if it's w me or at me most of the time :/)

who was your first real crush? grade 2 his name was assi i think that's how u spell it. he was also Syrian had blonde hair blue eyes and had my heart fr 💔

how many piercings? 2 one in each ear

how many tattoos? 0 (i am a minor and haram bro)

how fast can you run? i think i could run a good distance ye im not the athletic type but it's fun sometimes

what colour is your hair? chocolate brown with blonde streaks. very new look my hair was always been dark brown 💀

what colour are your eyes? brown 💔

what makes you angry: many many things having anger issues every little thing annoys me. im just gonna say top 5 lol

1.people who don't listen

2.people who look down on others

3. people who r literally nothing being jealous of others and making their lives hell( who wants a story time 😂😂)

4. getting blamed for something i had nothing to do with

5. having to be the mom of the house when i am a literal child.

do you like your name? ye I've learned to accept it 💪

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?

idm tbh but let just say if i have kids they both will be a mommy's girl/boy. cuz ye

what are your strengths? hm... im gonna say im honest ill tell people shit to their face no hesitation sometimes 💀. im strong?? idk. ima good manipulator 😂😂. id say im pretty understanding and comforting (at least i hope so) ig das it? idk not used to thinking about myself positively yk

what are your weaknesses? probably myself? like i do one small tiny mistake and suddenly i have no self worth, i deserve death, i mean nothing to anybody, everyone hates me snd is using me and i deserve it. and etc etc yk.

what is the colour of your bedspread? yellow 😕

colour of your room: yellow 😐 i need my own room fr

DONE THIS TOOK FOREVER BUT WAS MUCH FUN TY ELA SM FOR THIS LMAO 🙏🙏🙏💞💞❤️❤️

[thecourtjester12]

Asks FAQ page!!!

This page will explain rules for asks and what can be asked and some other potentially questions y'all may have! More may be added as they become needed!!!

Rules for Asks

NO NSFW content, please keep all asks SFW, I may, MAY occasionally be open to slightly suggestive asks nothing extreme tho, generally just...not comfy with NSFW anything, so no explicit NSFW asks please

Please no swearing/cussing or insulting phrases/words, I'm not a big fan of such language and would appreciate it if you didn't use such things in asks, (I admit I use Bloody a lot and...technically swearing...but...most people in North America don't...see it as swearing) tho feel free to be creative and use silly words instead ex. darn, shoot, stars, fiddlesticks, fudge, funk, you get the idea. I'll allow a pass to words like bloody, stupid, hell.

No spamming please, multiple asks are more then ok but if I don't get back to your ask quickly I may be busy/working on it/overwhelmed/stuck on rest so pleaseeeeeeee, please, please be patient with me

No racist, homophobic, transphobic, a-phobic, ableist, content or anything that could be hurtful to others please!!!

Also no p*dophiles, groomers, discourse, SA, drug-usage, harassment, Pro-ship, etc, none of that stuff, pleaseeee DNI.

What kind of things can you ask?

You can ask for sneak peaks and progress on wips writing or drawing and I MAY give a sneak peak or tell ya without showing depending on spoilers

Ask what I'm currently working on

Ask questions about my Au's!

Au questions can be anything about the characters, (Smoon, glams, the stars, handlers/managers, etc) world building, easter eggs, etc, some may be written answers some may be given doods or considered too...spoilery to answer! But questions will NOT be answered by the charas unless specifically listed (such as lil mini comics of chara interactions within canon or mayhaps holiday based things that may be an alt pocket uni outside canon)

Suggestive asks are...fine, but keep it SFW nothing explicit pleaseeee, also these may take longer to answer (depends on my current level of comfort with that kinda thing, sometimes fine, sometimes NOPE) and will be tagged #cwsuggestive

Ask me questions, just keep em SFW please!!! (may not answer if it's too personal tho)

If you want to ask the chara's directly I have an ask Series for JDCAU Sun and Moon on my A03 and unless it says asks are closed, always need more asks for that lil series! :3 Link to that: Ask Smooooooooonnnnnnnnn

Is fanart/fanfics/gifts based on/inspired by your Au's ok?

Yes! I am ABSOLUTELY ok with fanart of my Au's and stories, same goes for fanfics/gift fics of my Au's just please, please, PLEASE tag me (and for A03 tag my A03 under the inspired by thingy pls) and tag using the Au tag and #courtjesterfanart or #courjesterfanfic Just PLEASE keep it SFW, no NSFW or Suggestive content, and pleaseeeee no shippy stuff for charas i list as aroace and/or platonic in their dynamics >~<

But I would LOVE to see what y'all make!!!!

Would you do NSFW content?

No. I'm not comfy with NSFW stuff, even suggestive stuff is very....iffy. So stuff like NSFW and general explicit content be it drawings or writing is just...not for me. I have to take Life drawing classes and that is...enough suffering usually T^T

So once again PLEASE no NSFW asks or fanart or fanfics/giftfics based on my au's please!!!

What pronouns do you use/what gendered terms are you ok with?

They/them andEy/em/eir! Feel free to use them interchangeably, (in fact its encouraged! Neutral to she/her used) And i love gender neutral terms especially funky ones like Mattress and Aunkle and even just being called funky! /pos

Please no Masc terms (I don't really consider compliments 'gendered' tho so I'm a-okay with neutral ones and frankly prefer 'masc' ones over traditionally fem ones (ex. Handsome, charming, dapper, etc over fem leaning ones))

Go to asks!

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