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accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"
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sorry my perverse desires are confusing should i kill myself should we invite sigmund freud
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
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WAIT WHAT
THE COMIC?
THE TF2 COMIC??
IT'S HERE?????
IT'S BEEN SEVEN YEARS??????????
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*Full Question: If you had and could see your emotions as Inside Out characters and they fucked, would that be considered selfcest? Follow up, would that arouse you?
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Head of a cat Late Period–Ptolemaic Period, c. 664–30 B.C. The Met.
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