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nyxthedragon225 · 2 years ago
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i’ve read your pd zombie apocalypse au! i really enjoy it and i’m very curious to see where it will go! i don’t have any like direct questions but seeing your au ask made me really interested to hear more about a few if you wanna say anything about them!
- riptide superhero au
- pd college cafe
- riptide notes through desk
- modern riptide
- haunted library pd
- bitb fake dating
- bitb space au
OHOHOHOHOHHHHH YES
okay so first of all tysm for the nice things abt the zombie au :] its going to be a wild ride!
- riptide superhero au, i've already started writing but im gonna finish the whole thing before i post it. basically, chip and jay are supervillains (kinda) and gill is a hero. gill catches chip trying to steal a museum artifact (to return it to someone the museum stole it from (yes this is my anti-international museum propaganda fuck that shit)) and chip&jay slowly show gill how fucked up hero society is and turn him "villain."
- pd college cafe: william is a tired insomniac college student who drops by the new campus cafe and encounters dakota, the new barista. at the same time he meets his new classmate, Vyncent and he's rooming with Ashe, his friend from highschool in an apartment of campus. Also he might have a major crush on all three of them.
- Riptide notes through desk: The Albatrio all share a desk at dofferent periods and one day Chip leaves a note for himself in the desk. This leads to the three of them talking to each other through desk notes and becoming friends.
- modern riptide: i dont actually remember a lot about this one but I think the jist was that gill was a kid in a private school and after he graduated, he moved to a small coastal town called Mana to try and experience life outside the half-cult he was pretty much raised in and meets Jay, who's doing the same thing after getting out of her ultra-military family, and chip helps both of them experience freedom for the first time.
- haunted library pd: William is a ghost haunting the Rockfall Public Library. He doesn't do anything bad, he's more of a library helper than anything, helping people find books by floating them to the people. The town of Rockfall is a very Nightvale kinda place, and it's really just weird af with all the ghosts and supernatural stuff. Dakota and Ashe have lived in Rockfall their whole lives and are pretty good friends with William. Vyncent and Tide move there (Tide is Vyncent's foster dad) and they're both freaked out by all the weirdass shit happening in this town and the others have tk help them adjust.
- bitb fake dating au: in 1990, Kian is a rockstar and fans keep bugging him about his dating life, and Rolan's (very shitty) extended family invited him to christmas dinner and he doesn't want to go alone. They meet through Rand, who's Rolan's highschool friend and Kian's weed dealer, and decide to fake date to solve both problems. long story short they all three end up dating.
- bitb space au: rolan is an alien shapeshifter who, through a series of misunderstandings and shenanigans, ends up as a wanted criminal on the run from the law. He disguises himself as human lawyer Rolan Deep and moves to a small Venus colony called Galloway. He meets Rand and Kian, who eventually find out about the whole "criminal alien" thing because he's very bad at hiding it and decide to help him. Now all three of them are considered criminals because they're all very bad at pretty much everything /lh
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the-meme-monarch · 4 months ago
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yeah that ship is fine it's whatever (<- hates it badly but doesn't have any reason to and doesn't want to seem like an ass over it)
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moeblob · 6 months ago
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Look, I just think it's VERY funny and on brand that I thought of an entire premise of colorful characters for half the cast and immediately drew the only one void of color.
#my characters#i will not bore you all too much in the main post but now its story time in the tags so yeefuckinghaw#noll is a fae and is distinctly the only one that just lacks colors#at first he was like well surely i can wear colorful stuff to make up for my dark hair and eyes !#and then he overhears some of the fae talking about how hes a blemish to the fae and hes like well fuck#guess its time to go all in baby! and decks himself out in all black and jagged clothing#and he tries to play it off as hes an idiot and a lot of the fae actually believe its not ALL an act#like they can tell he thinks about stuff but he normally does it staring into space so they dont care to ask#cause surely it isnt important enough to brood about hes just thinking about stuff#and he really REALLY has a lot of confidence issues and worries that more fae are disturbed by his darkness than let on#but then the other fae that like to hang out with him are like#YOOOOOO THATS OUR LIL VOID! THATS OUR LIL GUY! our lil black spot look at him hes so edgy and cute!#and treat him like a pet cat at times giving him head pats even if he bats their hands away#and the plot premise is that some of the fae are bored and decide they should go play with some humans! give THEM enrichment too!#and noll gets roped into it and The Game is basically go find a human partner and convince them to be an ally#then the fae give the humans cool lil toys (weapons) and are like GO FORTH MY CHAMPION!#so noll keeps like ... not picking anyone to participate because its not just A Game to him#if he can prove victorious in A Game with outside factors such as humans then he can prove hes not#an absolute disappointment to the fae like he has a lot riding on this in his mind#and his friends are just like buddy you cant even play if you dont pick a human you gotta#anyway here is noll and then i have ideas for two other fae and also a veeeery vague idea for two of the humans though not as sure yet#rae if you read all this you should know the cobalt is a fae thanks bye#i am so stressed posting ocs every single time and i am incredibly depressed and anxious#so good lord please let me not just delete all the tags in an hour bc im ashamed
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homestuckreplay · 1 day ago
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Knighthoods of the Mail
(pages 919-925)
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I really like both these panels, the extreme downward angle on Jade who has the disadvantage of being small and the advantage of being alive and angry, and the close up on Grandpa, both of them lit by the strange pink-orange firelight. Fire and burning is a threat we’ve seen for all four kids now, so it creates that parallel, and also a surreal atmosphere from the composition of both images.
Jade is also speaking in the narration on this page – it’s italicized and first person instead of second, written in her register. None of the other kids have done this yet, the narrator is always between them and us. I like the implication that Jade is overriding the narrator but also the idea that the narrator is like ‘you know what, I’m taking this page off, I’m just gonna let her shout’. It’s fun, and I’m interested to see if it’ll happen more.
I am still pretty fucked up over this reveal but personally I would have done it a little differently – the gut punch of ‘He was so much easier to deal with when he was alive’ (p.920) could have been SO much more effective if it hadn’t already been obvious from their Strife that this is not a living man. Even keeping the original sequence but publishing the pages at the same time would have worked, but sitting for a day between the Strife sequence and that line meant it didn’t hit as hard for me.
I do still have a lot of questions. Jade knows Grandpa is dead but seems to still genuinely believe they’re communicating, and who’s to say they’re not? Who’s to say Jade’s powers don’t tell her exactly what Grandpa is saying or would say in this circumstance? If so, it must be a lot harder psychologically to escape his expectations. But even if Jade’s powers don’t come into it, there’s practical concerns – how long ago did Grandpa die, and does anyone besides Jade even know? It’s easy to say Jade should redecorate the house but living so remotely where mail has to be airdropped in balloons, she’s probably not physically capable of that, and can’t get other people to do it for her. Typheus is a little big to captchalogue and where else would Jade even put him?
So I guess I kind of get it? In the sense of Jade keeping the only life and routine she’s ever known, going through the same motions with a stuffed grandpa that she once did with a real one, because the barriers to doing anything different are so high? It’s really easy to adapt to a strange situation when you don’t have a point of comparison to know it’s strange, and when it happens so regularly that it becomes like autopilot.
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We cut back to PM, my absolute beloved, one of my most favorite characters. They haven’t been seriously hurt by Jade’s explosive powers but their head wrappings are on fire (btw is the pointy tail of their head covering the shape of the fabric or the shape of their head??) and some of the mailboxes are tragic casualties of the event, which I may never forgive Jade for.
And then one of the metal worms rescues a mailbox! The all important mailbox with the letter to Dr David Brinner in it! Redemption arc for the metal worms who have definitely learned from their predecessors’ mistakes. This is a beautiful, angelic worm deserving of high honors, and PM knows it, giving them an equally metallic heart. If the postal service had an equivalent for a knighthood for a postal worker who goes above and beyond to preserve the integrity of the mail then PM would award that to this worm. I am thinking about PM as a dispenser of justice – someone with a really strong, inflexible moral code who is willing to impartially punish those who break it and reward those who keep it.
> PM: Bequeath the mailman’s cap to this hero.
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theygender · 7 months ago
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I've got too many games I want to play and not enough free time 😭 I still need to finish my BG3 playthrough but since Endless Ocean: Luminous came out I've been playing a lot of that instead. Also just got back into Wizard101 last night. Started playing House Flipper again last weekend. Still need to finish BOTW so I can start a TOTK playthrough and finish Pokemon Shield so I can start on Pokemon Violet. I've been fighting off the urge to start up a new Skyrim playthrough for weeks. My brother just told me that Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is getting ported to the Switch. And now I'm suddenly feeling inspired to replay DAI... And throughout all of this I'm also playing the hell out of DragonVale on my phone. Someone just pay me to play video games all day please
#and before anyone suggests it: no i cant try to get into streaming#the way i play video games is extremely frustrating for other people to watch ahdjsksl#no one is going to give me money for producing a video where i spend two hours checking every barrel in the map while juggling my inventory#and then immediately give up on a puzzle and just sit in silence for 30 minutes while i look up a walkthrough instead#i need a situation that pays me $200 a day just to be autistic at the screen alone in the comfort of my own home#rambling#a few years ago i made it a mission to play all of the dragon age games and dlcs in order and i did not complete it#i got all the way to inquisition before i quit#i had already played it on ps3 but i wanted to replay on my new gaming laptop and unfortunately my computer decided it was too complicated#and also i just wanted to play as an elf again and i was resisting that urge bc i played as an elf the first time and wanted something new#so i didnt connect to my character as much#BUT ive learned a lot about optimizing my games from getting bg3 to run on my computer#so i think i could get it to handle dai now. especially if i upgrade to ssd like ive been wanting#and i just saw a dai post on my dash that made me daydream about possible characters and i was struck with inspiration#when i first played through on ps3 i didnt know anything about da lore. it was my first dragon age game#i was just doing whatever i thought seemed coolest#so i basically modeled my inquisitor after my dnd oc and then just picked a vallaslin i thought was pretty#and then when it came time to pick a specialization i was just like 'i mean my hand has rift magic right? seems obvious enough'#but now i know the LORE. and the dalish really interest me. and i want to make an inquisitor thats their own character#i didnt want to replay another elf mage bc i thought it would be too similar#but at the same time i wanted to re-experience dai (and experience trespasser for the first time) now that i knew more about the dalish#(with mods that fix the annoying bits where your character seems to not know about their own religion of course lol...)#i was thinking about that and i just got hit with some inspiration#instead of 'my dnd character but with a cool tattoo and rift magic and they kinda roll with the inquisitor stuff bc idk whats going on'#what if i made a more intentional character with a much different personality and their own backstory#theyre still the first of their clan but i know what that means now so theyre not really into the herald of andraste stuff#theyre a devotee of falon'din with his vallaslin and fittingly choose necromancy specialization (tho theyre annoyed by all the maker talk)#they can look cool and goth and maybe they even make some different choices about the well of sorrows 👀#i could keep rambling but im running out of tags gah#anyways ive got lots of ideas now and i think the playthrough would be unique enough to be worth it
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residentialsinyomakai · 3 months ago
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Its so funny thinking about the different things people know me as in the yokai watch fandom. That one person who loves Babblong. The Roughraff guy. The one who drew way too much Casanuva at one point. The one with the goofy aus. One of the three (3) McKraken fans. Or when I used to be a Zote Hollow Knight/Captain Charlie Pikmin account (if you know me from those days DAMN)
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mercurymacaroons · 5 months ago
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woagh 2 posts in one day
#sketch#listen your honor i love him#im unsure if i wanna tag yosuke in this bc theyre like 15 min sketches so i think imma leave it like this and let the lord decide#i know hes not a like the fan fave in persona but somehow the trash boy has grown on me and is now like top 4 for the whole damn franchise#like mold or smth#you just gotta like reimagine him as a very tired repressed bi 16 yr old in a closet made of glass and he immediately becomes more likeable#like bro he works retail and is 16 thats why hes like that#also like the scene from the group date in pq where he goes “all right now we can be partners for all eternity!!!!”#that lives in my head rent free#listen he lives with teddie and works retail#as someone who also worked retail i promise you most of his not kanji related outbursts are justified#the kanji stuff is bad fr fr but like hes also 16 in 2011#let the 1st 16yr old who was not an asshole and uninformed cast the first stone#sorry i have a lot of feelings for 1 yosuke hanamura and i needed to tell all of you in this my diary#which reminds me#most of yall came from me posting about dr which ndrv3 has a very special place in my heart and on my walls#but alas p4 kicked saihara to the curb so idk if ill be making anymore??????? maybe i might in the future but idk im old and tired#and dr is and always will be full of 13 yr olds which is fine but i dont wanna interact with them bc im old#and tired of the same discourse every 6 months#maybe when the not actually but totally is dr4 that kodaka is cooking up drops ill make dr art again but unlikely for rn#once i figure out how p4 protag chan's bowl cut works ill draw boys kissing#i do need to figure out how to draw boys kissing#since it will also lead to figuring out how to draw girls kissing which is almost dare i say more important#anywho thank you for coming to my newest diary entry#i will never stop yapping in the tags#this is a promise#yall gotta know all my thoughts in as many characters and tags tumblr will let me have
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cinnabeat · 5 months ago
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im having emotions abt vanitas again
#id be so sad if he doesnt show up in kh4#or SOMETHING#still manifesting sora streli vani trio in kh4#like trust me itll totally happen#tbh thats like my fantasy dream team#like that would be REALLY COOL if it happened but it likely wouldnt cuz three keyblade wielders in your party is Not It#they refuse to put a keyblade weilder in ur party in literally every game they wont do it now#unless youre playing as fucking#riku or aqua? cuz i think they usually party up with mickey when you play them?? i think thats the only instance but like obvs an outlier#gotta give the rat screentime SOMEhow#that trio probably wont happen hut im still manifesting vani showing up in quadratun#please it would be sooooo good#i literally dont know where you could take his story after kh3 tbh#im still mad abt kh3 actually like how they treated his character#although that might be a case of like the vanitas in my head not matching the vanitas in canon#idk that requjres thinking and deep introspection of how i view vanitas as a character and if that matches up with canon#which is a lot of thinking i dont want to do <3#i think my original beef was with the time travel aspect of vanitas coming back which makes like literally all his screen time null and void#in regards to how it affects himself#how his actions affect wveryone else still matters bc it still happens but the rules of time travel mean vanitas himself is still the same a#as bbs vani. but whatever#thatd be so funny if vani IS in kh4 and sora pops up like oh hey vanitas :) abd vanitas is like who the FUCK are you#please take this all with a grain if salt i havent thought abt kh3 in so long probably misremembering my vanitas lore#ANYWAYS the point i was trying to get to is that the sora/streli/vani trio is my fantasy dream team but what i really want kh4 to be like na#narratively speaking i need kh4 to be the lonliest fucking game in the world#i need sora to be by himself going thru the workds meeting new people and gaining new connections but no ones really by his side#i need sora to really marinate in being alone for the first time in like. how long has it been. like 12/13 years????#i need hin to learn to stand up for himself or something. i just need him to be lonely as fuck and that means no party members#that doesnt keep up with the numbered title game formats but its ok#michi tag
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toytulini · 6 months ago
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i made an oc thats at least nicknamed "Stupid" and im constantly thinking about what a power move that is tbh
#toy txt post#i miss it i should play w her more often but it was going to be for a dnd thing that ive all but abandonded bc i feel like#i cant. do that but it sucks bc i had some cool fun concepts and characters but it was hard enough back then when i was just insecure and#knew nothing about dnd and was intimidated by the mechanics but wanted to try dming for some reason but now i just straight up dont know#what to do but i really enjoy those characters. i should just unlock the secret channelsand scrap the dnd game idea for now and keep the#concepts and im sure i could come up w something if i ever actually learned anything about that shit#anyway. my point being. im obsessed w my character i made up and you should be too cos its good shit#toxic anarchist half dragon demigod with authority issues whos an alloaro clown named Stupid Cupid.#i think her pronouns were whatever but also it/she? when i say toxic i mean it did have a bit of a Clown Cult.#Cupid i think is possibly its given name and Stupid was her clown ass addition and yes i do know of the song and yes it is on its playlist#obsessed w all the stupid overpowered characters i made in that universe. they were such good concepts. gulliver obviously. charybdis#silas (cupids father + previous (now deceased) god of chaos)#cupids mother who i dont think i had a name for yet but she was supposed to be kind of a neutral lawful (in a rules lawyering way)#moon paladin who hatefucked the god of chaos after failing to kill him which she was trying to do out of devotion to the moon#and she supposed to have what i can only describe as chainsaw powers? and she destroyed every gun in existence and killed anyone who knew#how to make them until there were no guns left bc silas kept being annoying w guns and was trying to use them on the moon. for reasons#so she really pissed him off and impressed him before she finally got to him and tried to kill him. and if she was even a minor god instead#of a 'mortal' it wouldve worked and thats the only reason he didnt die from her. and then her child. stupid cupid the clown#grew up and had issues and started a clown cult and wandered around usurping warlords and dictators before putting her aim on silas#and trying to kill him. but failing not bc she was mortal but bc he outsmarted it. but he couldbt bring himself to kill it so he had her#put to sleep for a thousand yrs until someone else killed him(he pissed off a stupid seagull druid who lured him into the path of Charybdis#who he'd ALSO pissed off and Charybdis mega killed him and then the gull druid was made the new god of chaos just to have someone fill the#roll but then they kind of suck at it? they did not want that much responsibility altho the immortality is nice. when they took over they#released cupid whos a bit of a legend but then the vibes are super weird bc cupid Definitely wants to usurp and take on the mantle of#chaos deity and gulliver idolizes her but doesnt feel great about just handing that over to it? and cupid has to grapple with not being the#one to kill silas. almost everyone she knew is dead. her mom isnt. the world has changed a lot. she finds out her cult is still going and#gets excited? but they have Changed. it disgusts her now. they are not the radical clowns she intended. the vibes are weird. she denounces#that and tries out piracy. she manages to get the moon paladin living chainsaw power?#despite not being aligned w their ideology at all. wow nepotism. then it was going to spiral into some fucking meta galactic shit and have#well. ran out of tags. anyway i miss this character i should figure out what im doing w this universe cos theres no way im dming rn 🙃
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castingcomets · 1 year ago
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Every summer I feel like i've grown a lot and I'll do better this time around but then the Autumn hits and the specific way it makes me feel has changed and grown and compounded too and now like every year im sitting here with so much homework feeling so lost and uncertain. And I want to make cookies
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local-magpie · 1 year ago
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look i love the stormlight books but i just saw someone call them a marvel of worldbuilding and magical systems and i just. yes theyre FUN but both his worldbuilding and magical systems are extremely shallow - he writes a lot and adds a lot of detail, but most is not thought through very far and it shows. sanderson's strength is his character writing not his worldbuilding, please don't pitch this series to people as strong worldbuilding you will disappoint people and potentially turn them off to the series
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kisskissgotohell · 1 year ago
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it might need a reread once the full official tl comes out but i gotta say. based on one read, guardian (novel-only) did not feel like it actually went anywhere. it's like the novel equivalent of those posts where you learn something and the next reblog immediately refutes it. neutral experience.
#guardian spoilers in tags#like multiple times a character introduces a tension-causing plot point and then as soon as the arc is resolved#and in some cases within like. one or two chapters#the problem just immediately resets to nothing?? no consequences at all??#at one point zhu hong 1. is made to resign immediately due to familial issues and 2. has a crush on zyl#and she immediately decides not to resign with no further familial strife/pushback AND accepts that zyl won't love her back with no issues#if there are no plot consequences then why did we introduce that. what was the point#or like. shen wei deliberately orchestrating every possible interaction he had with zyl#including the ones that provide the will they-wont they tension before and after they get together#in the service of them DYING TOGETHER#like it feels like the reveal was trying to be a gotcha moment but it just made their relationship feel more meaningless#and he doesn't even go through with it in the end!! i got a blissful thirty seconds of believing that#the reveal that every moment of narrative tension beforehand was worthless#was actually meaningful bc shen wei fucking died#but no! he comes back again! perfectly fine! BETTER in fact than beforehand!#and the only consequences there are zyl. pretending that he doesn't know him for a solid two minutes. thats it????#it just feels like a whole lot of nothing. honestly it feels a little like priest came up with the relationship dynamic first#and built the entire world around trying to make it make sense#which isn't necessarily a bad way to write a story i just wish it had been handled a bit better#also slightly unrelated but did i misread it?? bc what the hell was up with ghost face's parting line#i genuinely thought his death was setting up for another 20 chapters of plot where he comes back#bc hes like 'ohhh shen wei u wanted to defeat me w/o ever fighting me directly well guess what! u won't get away w that forever!#ill force u to fight me directly just u wait!'#AND THEN HE FUCKING DIES????? and its anticlimactic bc the main characters are barely involved?#like sir. come back and do this right.
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sn0wcake · 1 month ago
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Comphet ace gay tavros u will always b canon to me <3
#going to read through all of tavros' pesterlogs AGAIN just to find more evidence of this#idc about tavros' gender but i dont like girl tavros bc he's GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#if he was a girl liker then transfem tavros would be one of my favorite headcanons probably. but he's NOT a girl liker#i am in distress#this is making me unreasonably upset#honestly? not fond of tboy tavros either#bc a lot of it stems from the whole “violence is feminine on alternia thing” which is A LIE. you guys made that up#but i dont want cis tavros either#he just feels trans somehow to me#and i'm seeing karkat demonization on my feed too GET ME OUT OF HERE#why am i tweaking#i have to reread his pesterlogs just to form a conclusion on this#every character i like gets put into my head and they get put through like. a billion layers of projection and autism#“tavros isn't ace bc all the others are also sex repulsed tavros is just the only one who admits it”#???????????#okay if thats true theyre all ace then#wtf is ur point#“karkat's quadrant opinions shoudlnt be taken seriously”#yeah i get that but karkat saying “tavros cant hate anyone so fuck off VRISKA” isnt the only evidence of tavros being ace#ik i used it as evidence in my ace tavros MEME post and yea that was dumb of me#but he is genuinely implied to be ace otherwise#also i feel like karkat was projecting there so. maybe theres food for thought of ace karkat but maybe thats just me#everybody's ace jake#dirk's ace jake#jane's ace#roxy? she's ace jake#everybody is ace jake#so many tags#oh my god#why wont the tags stop
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pathetic-gamer · 1 year ago
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characters who live by the sword for glory or gold or self-preservation but die by the sword in the end >
characters who live by the sword for virtuous ideals like honor and devotion but die by the sword in the end >
characters who live by the sword because they believe that dying by the sword is the only death they deserve, but who are forced to go on living long after the story ends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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artfulacrostic · 1 year ago
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y'all ever just have like. insane anxiety, and you're irritated about the thing that's causing it, and that makes u more anxious? bc i'm like fully aware that i'm having it bc of my anxiety disorder. but i'm still going in a circle here gdi 😑
#r speaks#ughhhh fr i m not thriving rn.#i looked at comments and bookmarks for one of the fics im most proud of for the first time in. a long tome#and there were SO many remarks along the lines of the fact that the story was really good/they loved it/etc BUT that the ending was#EXTREMELY anticlimactic in a very frustrating way and did not wrap it up with the amnt of falling action that i think they expected#however i acknowledged that literally in the ending. that it was anticlimactic. bc it was smth that really impacted the POV character's life#in a significant and horrible way! but despite that as soon as he was able to receive help it could be resolved shockingly quickly#and yeah it didn't deal with the emotional fallout from all of those events!#but i didn't intend to do that! that felt like a whole other fic when i contemplated writing it and it kind of still does#but in an ironic turn of events a fic that i was very proud of and drew a lot on my experience with anxiety to write#which people have said was legitimately stressful to read and even terrifying#is NOW THE THING THATS CAUSING MY CURRENT BOUT OF ANXIETY!!!!!#like. i think constructive criticism is great but. this is fanfic that i wrote for fun and to explore a bunch of feelings i have felt#and dissipate some of that u know? so i'm a bit sad. and have been trying to write the follow-up/more emotionally satisfying wrap up chapter#for like two years. and every time i go back to that fic for encouragement there are MORE AND MORE references to the thing that is wrong#w that fic. instead of the stuff that people like about it. ugh okay i'm just trying to like move past the needless anxiety here i'll stop#r tags
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n0vazsq · 6 days ago
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Pas de Deux | KR7 x Reader
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pairing . . . young!kimi raikkonen x ballerina!reader
summary . . . When Kimi falls in love with a ballerina, he's invited into a dance of two (or, a pas de deux)
request . . . kind of?
word count . . . N/A
warnings . . . minimal swearing! story is set in 2024 with the current 2024 grid but kimi pics are from the 2000s!! there wont be a lot of f1 comments so you can feel free to imagine whatever team kimi is in! kimi is like in his early 20s so the reader is 20-24! lets just pretend he was born sometime between 1999 and 2003
faceclaim . . . random ballerinas from pin!
alexavia yaps . . . I LOVE PAS DE DEUX ITS MY FAV CLQSSIC SONG AHHHHHH anyway i hope you guys like thsi!!!!!! i legit dk anything about ballet so IM SO SORRY IF ANYTHING IS WRONG!!
taglist . . . @barcapix (lmk if you want to join the taglist!)
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ballerinayn
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ballerinayn loved dancing in monte carlo to my favourite song today! well done to all the other ballerinas and see you in a few weeks! thanks to my amazing friend maxverstappen1 for attending!
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username MOTHER IS BACK!!!!!
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username why tf does she have half the f1 grid in her likes??
username shes friend with max, lando, charles, alex and pretty much every driver that lives in monaco
username doesnt kimi live in switzerland??
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maxverstappen1 great performance y/n! you did so well!
ballerinayn tysm maxie!!
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balletdemontecarlo
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balletdemontecarlo could you spot the famous ballerinayn in today's pas de deux? 👀
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ballerinayn thank you for letting me perform on this amazing stage! such a great honour!
balletdemontecarlo it was our pleasure to see you perform!
yourbsf that's my best friend right there guys 🥹
ballerinayn i saw you in the crowd and almost broke character from happiness ❤
ballerina1 our swan queen 🦢
ballerinayn you did amazing out there!!
username who else cried when y/n was spun around by that guy??
username this was so emotional you guys
username SO PROUD OF MOTHERR
maxverstappen1 good job y/n!
ballerinayn aww thank you max <33
kimiraikkonen Loved the show. Come to watch a grand prix?
ballerinayn omg kimi!! im such a big fan 🥹🥹 so glad you loved the show!! and ofc ill come to a gp ❤ just contact my team with the details!
kimiraikkonen VIP tickets will be sent shortly after.
username KIMI?? I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS RIZZ
username HELP NOT KIMI ASKING Y/N OUT IN THE COMMENT SECTION??
username i died shes so pretty
username no bc i fell to my knees watching this at home
username how to see mother y/n perform for free??
username try not to simp for y/n challenge: impossible
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ballerinayn thank you kimi for inviting me to the monaco grand prix!! really enjoyed it <3 and congrats on the podium! tagged: kimiraikkonen
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kimiraikkonen Glad you enjoyed!
ballerinayn <3
username KIMI SHOWING EMOTIONS?? THE EXCLAMATION MAKR??? THE HEART?? IM DEAD
username hear me out.... y/n x kimi
username HEARD
charlesleclerc so no congrats for me on the win?
ballerinayn SORRY CHARLIE I FORGOT
charlesleclerc betryal of the century right here
username the camera panning over to y/n every time kimi overtook im crying
username guys they have so much chemistry they must be a couple
username WHYYY HIM
username have you seen kimi???
username have you SEEN Y/N????
username MY WIFE GONE TO A MAN??
username its over for us </3
username yall delusional asl they legit could js be friends
username jS bE fRiEnDs
username f1 really ships them
username i NEED them to confirm or hard launch or ill kms
username FRRR LIKE THEY BETTER DO IT BEFORE I KILL MYSELF
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kimiraikkonen Monaco.
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username these pics are WAYYY too aesthetic for kimi to have taken them
username i know this style of photography.....i see you ballerinayn
username THE FLOWERS??? WHOS THE PERSON>????
username THE PICS SCREAM Y/N YALL ARE NOT SLICKKKKKK
username idk who this guy is i just came because of mother y/n
username we need the gossip pages to track them down
f1waggossip on it 🫡
username THE WAY I SAW HIM WITH A GIRL WHILE WALKING WiTH MY MOM BUT I COULDNT SEE HER FACE ONLY THE BACK OF HER HEAD </3 BUT KIMI LOOKED SO HAPPY HE WAS SMILING AND YAPPING
username guys guys guys GUYSSSSSS charles posted a story and in the bg were kimi and y/n like talking and laughing and shi and he deleted like after 3 mins
username theyre friends??
username i hate this new couple
username DONT TORTURE JUST HARD LAUNCH
yourbsf 👀
username WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREEEEE
username not yourbsf exposing their asses LMFAOOOOO
username man i love y/ns bsf
username "thank you yourbsf" we say in unison
username bro yall are so annoying like a girl cant even comment on her bsfs boyfriends post??
username didnt y/n and kimi kiss after his podium or did i forget to take my pills
username its the latter but i wish it was the former
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ballerinayn rainy days around monaco with him>>>>>
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username WHOMST
username y/n pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tell us who it is
username THE SWANS?? THE ARCHITECTURE?? THE STAR???
username reason of death: bitch ass y/n l/n and her sneaky ahh soft launches
username this is so her coded i cant
maxverstappen1 where was my invite?? lost in the mail??
ballerinayn maxie waxie axie you told me specifically "y/n if you ever invite to third wheel ill chop your arms off and use them as a table stand" so i think you didnt want to come <3
maxverstappen1 i-thats on me
ballerinayn it is it is
username oh so shes rich RICH 🤑🤑🤑 mommy y/n i need a sugar mommy 🥺
ballerinayn sorry that position is taken by pretty boy xx
username Y/N 😡
yourbsf 👀👀👀
ballerinayn what are you eye fucking
yourbsf you
yourbsf and charles
charlesleclerc ?????
username mother y/n feed us some soft launch crumbs
username QUEEN MOTHER MS SWAN Y/N COOKED THIS POST UP ONG ONG 🙏🔥
username if kimi posts like a similar typa thing theyre together
username im a f1 fan who came for the dating rumors but i mightve actually fell in love with y/n like imma full on start watching ballet for her
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f1wagsss_ f1 driver kimi raikkonen and ballerina y/n l/n reportedly seen together yesterday. do you think it really is them or is this from a fake source?
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username REAL REAL REAL REAL I WANT IT TO BE REAL PLS BE REAL I BEG FOR IT TO BE REAL
username ain't no way
username this must be photoshopped bc wtf how do they even know each other??
username so nice of you to intrude into people's private love lives!!
username i ❤ you for saying this
username MY GOATS ARE TOGETHER OH MY GOD
username its legit a dream come true if it is actually real
username they werent even trying to hide it oml
username WHEN WILL THEY CONFIRM
username STOP playing with usss
username i don't need any more pics i know what's going on
username i'm so delusional to think that this is real <3
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wags.international its official! f1 driver kimi raikkonen and ballerina y/n l/n were spotted on their date night in spain! will they deny or confirm their relationship? only time will tell....
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username why is the caption so mysterious 💀
username "confirm or deny" LMFAOOO WHAT IS IT A PASS TO ENTER A COUNTRY??
username yall hating on this gossip page harder than the others whyy 💀💀
username the caption 💀💀 and the fact that they used to hate on y/n when there were some rumors that she was dating max
username OMG OMG OMG MY PARENTS
username KIMIYN MY NO.1 SHIPPP AHHHHHH
username mY GATS
username PIERRE AND YOUR/BSF/NAME IN THE LIKES???? HELP ME
username the switch up is INSANEEE
username can you explain why they used to hate on y/n?
username they called her some words like $lut and wh0re and they also called her a fame and gold digger even though shes literally famous and already rich. they also posted some weird pics of her from when she was younger and basically they got a lot of hate for it.
username so the hate is deserved?
username VERY deserved
username i see a repeat of 2022 i am going to rage so hard that i become a lawyer and sue them
username the history with gossip page is INSANEEEE
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kimiraikkonen The girlfriend. Rakastan sinua yli kaiken, kulta ❤ (I love you more than anything, darling) tagged: ballerinayn
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username LMFAOOOO THE CAPTION IS SO KIMI CODED
username SOFT KIMI SOFT KIMI SOFT KIMI I AM SHAKING
ballerinayn love you too <33 mwah mwah
kimiraikkonen 🥰
maxverstappen only y/n can do that to the iceman
ballerinayn what can i say i am a woman of many abilities
maxverstappen1 ew thats disguisting i didnt need to know that
charlesleclerc she meant NORMAL abilities you dirty thinking slug
ballerinayn lestappen forever this comment has been deleted
maxverstappen1 Y/N?!?!??!?! I SAW THAT
ballerinayn mb?
yourbsf take care of my best friend yeah?
kimiraikkonen I'd rather die than not do so.
ballerinayn IM CRYING I LOVE YOU BOTH SO SO SO MUCH
kimiraikkonen Honey please don't cry.
ballerinayn KIMI OMGGG SHHSHSHSHSHHS
username y/n having a meltdown over kimi like girl me too
username this is the best love story in the history of love stories
username im calling it theyre romeo and juliet
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yourbsf my best friend and her love sick boyfriendtagged: ballerinayn, kimiraikkonen
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yourfriend1 HELP not y/n getting a professienal pic and kimi's being whatever
yourbsf y/n would pose for me for hours and kimi literally ignores me until y/n tells him to notice me. he also rarely smiles around me i had to capture the moment quickly
yourfriend1 explains the shaky picture
username we need more kimiyn content from your/bsf/name
username this is so goals what
ballerinayn wow i look so good and kimi looks so pretty omg
yourbsf ofc you do youre not mother y/n for no reason
maxverstappen1 can you send that pic of kimi?
kimiraikkonen Max.
maxverstappen1 nevermind
maxverstappen1 WHY DOESNT yourbsf GET A DEATH GLARE AND I DO??
ballerinayn sorry max i love her and kimi loves who i love xoxo
maxverstappen1 are you saying you dont love me?
ballerinayn oops sorry?
maxverstappen1 you better be sorry
yourbsf now now kids settle down
username chaos is literally yourbsf's comment section
username parasocial relationship
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yourbsf words could never describe how much I love you. you light up my life in a way nothing else can. every moment with you feels like home, mon ange. forever wouldn’t be enough to express what you mean to me, pretty boy. ❤️ tagged: kimiraikkonen
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maxverstappen1 love you guys even tho i hate third wheeling
ballerinayn thanks maxie <3
charlesleclerc you two are very cute
ballerinayn so are you and alex!!
yourbsf as much as i hated you being taken away from me by a guy, kimi was the right one. i approve of him <3
ballerinayn ilysm <333
ballerina1 if he can do ballet invite for a pas de deux 👀
ballerinayn oh trust me i already taught him everything
kimiraikkonen And nothing ever will ever desrcibe by love for you
ballerinayn i love you so much
kimiraikkonen I love you more. Even more than my drink
ballerinayn <33
kimiraikkonen You're the love of my life, never forget that.
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