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I like working 8-12 hour shifts evrry day theres a lot I like about it. Forst of all I really enjoy how I cannot feel bad for not doing stuff I should be doing, becasue I literally cannot do those things, bevasue I am at work. The task at hand is clear, singular, and focused. Second of all I really REALLY enjoy how the job will take as long as it is scheduled to take and I cannot feel bad for not doing it faster becasue I cant do it any faster. I'm there until I clock out. I will clock out when we close. It is not up to me & there is no homework, it is over when it is. I am free at 9. Then I go home and listen to, my new Smoove & Turrell CDs in the car.

Today will be my 11th day in a row but it's a shorter day, like 7 hours. My body hurts & I am very much Not Good at my job & that hurts and pulls on all of my insecurities BUT I MUCH prefer this to having homework.

Sparkle on :sparkle:

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Spock: (putting on latex gloves) In the absence of a qualified medical officer, I believe that I am obliged to perform the exam. Excuse my terseness, Captain, but please remove your trousers and bend over.

Kirk: And so what if my prostate IS enlarged, Mr Spock? What are we to do about it here, stuck on this desert planet with broken communicators? We're sitting ducks until Mr Scott can fix the errors with the transporter and beam us up!

Spock: The more we know now the more efficiently we can plan our next moves, Captain.

Kirk: Alright then, why don't we check your prostate too while we're at it. The more we know, Mr Spock.

Spock: Because there is no need. In all the medical textbooks, there is not a single recorded instance of prostatic hypertrophy occurring in a Vulcan.

Kirk: In a PURE-BLOODED Vulcan, Spock. But what of a half-human Vulcan such as yourself? Is there really no chance of such a condition?

Spock: ...Possible, Captain. But not probable.

Kirk: But possible nonetheless.

Spock: Very well. The logical course of action is for us to perform this mutual examination onto the other.

LATER, BACK ON THE SHIP

McCoy: Come on Jim, I have to give you a medical examination. You were down there for far too long without the proper protective equipment. The carbon monoxide in the atmosphere has no doubt caused you damage by now.

Kirk: Oh, Bones, how I appreciate your noninvasive technology...

McCoy: (scanning him with his futuristic medical tools) Alright, here. I have something that will help clear your system of the monoxide and repair the damage done by oxygen deprivation.

Kirk: Make sure you prepare some for Spock as well. He was down there just as long as I.

McCoy: No need, Jim. His Vulcan blood carries oxygen differently than ours. He is effectively immune to carbon monoxide poisoning.

Kirk: ...He is.... immune? So the ... monoxide delirium .... he is unaffected by it?

McCoy: Ought to be, Jim. But though his faculties shouldn't be touched by atmospheric monoxide, he is insane in other ways. Crazy Vulcan bastard ...

Kirk: (not listening anymore, staring off into space)

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Songs that are about Chris and Dan from The Hub's Dan Vs

1. "That's All" - Genesis

2. "Any Given Sunday" - Royal Republic

And those are the only ones. Dont let anyone ever tell you otherwise .

And they're not gay by the way. Common misconception. That Chris and Dan are gay with each other. They're not. They dont do any of the gay things . And they dont think about each other that way neither. Common misconception. Rookie mistake

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What if you were Captain James T Kirk and you were in the bathroom and then suddenly you were paged to go to the bridge because of an urgent situation that requires your immediate attention.

But like you're shitting and having a general ass disaster so you have to, inform the bridge that you are currently "indisposed" and that Mr Spock is in command until you arrive there.

And then much to your surprise in the stall right next to you you hear Mr Spock page the bridge to inform them that he is currently indisposed as well.

And then later if asked why they were both so inconveniently indisposed at the same time, Spock could say "We were both, I suppose in your Earth terms the appropriate phrasing would be, 'stuck on the shitter.'"

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could YOU handle vulcan pussy?

Yes I saw a star trek movie the other day it was, Star Yrek III, and therein was a beautiful stunning Vulcan lady with a 1980s curly woman mullet. And I am going to being photos of her to a hair stylist and do my best to achieve that .

When I was 14 I related to spock it made me so sad. We all did and do relate to him because of the western worlds dichotomy of emotion and logic and the way that suppression has been the way for a long time . Nowadays we can understand ourselves better and the information is more readily available. the science of feeling and healing is a recognized and respected science now which affords it funding and spotlights . No longer fringe. Spock was entirely irrational to live his life in anything other than total acceptance of himself. McCoy as a doctor was right to see through him and to chastise him for wasting energy on building these inner walls. It cuts your functionality like losing antennae. Spock is unique. He should have held that in his hands. We know this now . In the 1960s it was so pertinent and profound to establish the trope on screen like that . Everyone understood on deeper levels. We perpetrate this discussion into modern day . I myself had been so hung up on it.

Much to say about it . But for me Logic Vs Emotion has turned into Mind Vs Body , and body always wins. It is our roots and our canvas for experiencing. I will accept nothing else.

Read Peter Levine

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Honestly if anyone could handle Vulcan pussy it would be Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. Honestly

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I told you Jim you cant handle Vulcan pussy

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If the USS Enterprise worked the way that people on the internet think that it works then well that would not be okay. You could only be on that ship if you were a dramatic and insane whore . Otherwise the rumous would kill you

"I cant do this. I cant stay loyal to this ship anymore. I am at my limit. I cant stay here anymore. Not after the rumour that the Captain is lying with his first mate. Nuh uh. No. No way. I just cant have that."

"Girl WHAT? He's WHAT? With the Vulcan?"

"Yes girl with the Vulcan! 😭 Drop me off at the next starbase I'll work the gas station there, anything I just cant do this anymore !!"

But fortunately you have to be of a certain constitution to be a space traveler any way. So they're all already batshit . So it's ok

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hi

@civilizedtoilet art inspo ?

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if house was transgender he’d bring it up all the time.

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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

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someone 2 years ago: I wonder what AI art will be used for in the future

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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He itched his vagina thoughtfully