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au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

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men… bad

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Super Mario Party - Luigi’s idle animations

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i am telling you, every situation in the world is a "special case" of something i have already thought about

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At the vet’s office

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box

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WTH Literally digging holes in the cpsule corp lawn later to fill with shit and piss. THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT DIG HOLES IN THE CAPSULE COPR LAWN !??!?!?!

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*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

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Just saw someone misspell “grind on your bulge” as “grind on your bugle” and got very scared for a minute. Please leave my bugle out of our sexual escapades. I need it to play Reveille or perhaps Taps

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Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

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Unstoppable Force (overbearing human need for love, friendship, eroticism) VS Immovable Object (traumatized compulsions of avoidance, fear, "going dead" inside at crucial junctions of bonding, etc)

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sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections

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Source: ayumioyabun

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