#not sure how my very people shy cat will deal with 3 (plus a little one) unfamiliarish people in the flat

[hammerbacks]

i’ve owned a coffee machine for a grand total of about 5 hours and have already booked in a coffee party with my uncle and his boyfriend plus my sister (and my baby nephew) this weekend 😂

[all-might-can-smash-me]

Dad/Family headconons

Masterlist

Aizawa, Taishiro, Toshinori, Sir Nighteye, and Hawks

Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead

Despite him being that kind of nonchalant, I don’t give a shit about anything kind of person.....he’s a family guy

Loves kids

He just wants you to have a huge army of kids following alongside you hand in hand to visit him at work.

Looks forward to being able to relate to someone else with his quirk

Doesn’t care if they are all girls, all boys, a mixture of both, or even fostering or adopting, he’s for everything

Was kind of afraid to open up about that side of himself when you two got married, but you are all for it too

Feels that he can handle it with your help thanks to having some experience with dealing with his students

Is slapped in the face with shock when you two have your first 2 or 3 kids because infants are, you guessed it, nothing like teens who are all emotional about becoming a prohero

Guess he would be prepared for whenever they would get to their teenage years

Except for periods because he didn’t know anything about them but he’ll probably take the time to learn about it from you

Still happy over his growing army though

Still loves the chaos of it all, plus it’s good to have Aizawa to control their quirks when they start to develop

The chaos also reminds him of his own time in school with his few friends he had....they were always so vibrant and loud unlike him and he kind of envied it (secretly)

Yamada and Kayama (Present Mic and Midnight) loves to visit his little army and spoil them with toys and snacks even if Aizawa disapproved of it

You helped hand out the toys and snacks.....Aizawa could suck it up

Napping piles are normal in this household, so don’t be freaked when you see all of your children curled up or around Aizawa under a pillow fort in the living room.

It breaks his heart everytime though when his kids beg to take a stray cat home and he has to say no....but he’ll end up going back on patrol to feed it and then probably cave in and bring it home anyway

He’ll just shrug off his children’s accusations of him being a ‘hypocrite’ for saying no to their pleas earlier and say something like ‘Well I said you couldn’t do it, nothing about me though’

The tea parties are lit and he’ll crush anyone at a video game

Taishiro Toyomistu/Fatgum

Really never thought about having his own kids until meeting Kirishima and Tamaki

Life was changed FOREVER since meeting them, now he would like to have his own family

It was kind of confusing to finally have the talk of having kids a couple of years into your marriage, but your views on having kids were changed too after meeting the two UA students

He let you on thinking just one or two kids were great, but you didn’t know if you should have been surprised that you were in the hospital room pushing out your 5th child

It was kind of funny to see Taishiro freaking out even if it was his 5th time next to you in labor

Your kids were so use to it they just sat out in the hallway doing their schoolwork or playing games on their iPads as Kirishima and Tamaki watched over them (your labor would always catch them while they were out on patrol)

I picture that all his kids are girls

He uses the excuse “just one more kid, maybe this time it’ll be a boy”, It’s NEVER a boy

I feel that he’s the dad to sneak home McDonald’s fries or ice cream to his kids despite you not liking it

Will take the blame when you catch one of your daughters munching on fries on the way back to her room (daughters will also try to take the blame, but how the heck could girls 13 and younger sneak out all the way to McDonalds)

He’ll also get all his daughters together to bake a cake and also decorate it. The creativity shown by his daughters will always amaze him.

He and his daughters would even clean up the kitchen together...mostly so that you wouldn’t get mad upon seeing the kitchen as a disaster

Gets way into watching Barbie’s Life in the Dream House and secretly really loves our queen Raquelle

All Might/Toshinori Yagi

Just wants one little girl

To spoil her ROTTEN!

Seeing his friend David Sheild’s daughter Melissa grow up and look so happy always made him envious. Young Midoriya also played a huge role in his desire for at least one kid

One child was enough for the two of you and thankfully your first and only child was a girl

Gran Torino will also spoil her rotten along with Sir Nighteye

Will not be embarrassed to be caught sprawled out on the ground with your daughter playing with dolls

He’s actually quite proud of the fact that he doesn’t mind getting down and dirty when it comes to playing with ‘girly’ things with his young daughter unlike other dads

Loves to play Studio Ghibli movies for your daughter.....but Yagi is way more into it

I say this because Toshinori will try to hide his tears while watching My Neighbor Totoro as your daughter is fast asleep on his lap.

He will also sneak in a rated pg-13 hero movie from the United States in when your gone too....and then he’ll act surprise when your daughter would repeat the fowl language she heard in the movie

He would and WILL spend hours on YouTube to learn how to braid hair and put bows in and ribbons

He would bring her to work a lot too to see class 1A in action

Daughter will forever be his ‘baby’, so he HATES the thought of her starting to date and get married.

So when she admitted that the boy ‘Todoroki’ in his class was handsome while heading home one day from his work, he swore off boys....

He wasn’t surprised though, she was always managing to get Todoroki to hold her hand while Toshinori would have class 1A doing scenarios in teams and showing off her hair to him and asking if he noticed anything different.

Todoroki is a good sport, he held her hand and always complimented her hair...

Yeah she was mad at Toshinori and you made him unswear off boys, especially Todoroki

Brings your daughter to work just to brag about how he did her hair to EVERYONE

Mirai Sasaki/Sir Nighteye

Eh....he didn’t want kids, never had the desire tbh

Though something about UA students’ charming personalities making these heroes want families. Mirio got him thinking one kid couldn’t be so bad

You were shocked when he asked to have a kid, but you agreed....after discussing it for awhile to make sure he wanted this

I picture him having one cute, little shy boy

Like the cute little boy with glasses who wears those cute shorts with a bug related shirt that just wants to search for roly-poly in the dirt and grass in the back yard

Very quiet and a bit shy around new people, but is literally the most polite little boy in the WORLD

Nighteye will use his quirk on his son when out looking for bugs to just see if he missed something in the grass or dirt, but that’s as far as he’ll use it

The reason why Nighteye thinks he’s so funny is because your son (and you of course along with mirio) are the only ones who laugh at his jokes, especially your son

Your son finds ANYTHING his dad says or does hilarious. His dad made a gasp of excitement along side his son upon finding a millipede? Instant laughter will follow

Those bouts of laughter from his son is the best feeling in the world to him

Tried to make your son an expert on All Might, but gave up when he came to his conclusion that your son just wasn’t into it.

It was kind of weird at first to find out his son was just simply NOT into heroes, but now he just loves the fact that his son likes what he likes and doesn’t let himself get swayed by others, even his own mom and dad

If you can’t make his little boy, his pride and joy, laugh? Sorry, but don’t talk to Nighteye or his son ever again

He will sit and listen to his little boy go on and on and on and ON about anything and never get bored (or show it). He will sit and listen intently about the cool facts about the bug he found or a plant.

He’d even listen to the longest explanation about a tiny little squiggle on a piece of paper that he drew on if it was being told by his little boy.

Will even put a meeting on hold just to answer a FaceTime from his son from your phone just to listen to him talk about a leaf he made a pressing of....and will sit there with the volume all the way up on his phone too so the others in the room can hear as well.

Will spend all night pinning bugs to a board to frame and label just for your son

Keigo Takami/Hawks

He didn’t even want to date tbh

Though when he met you? The cliche ‘love at first sight’ happened and soon the two of you were married pretty quickly and boy was he a happy man

He didn’t really even want kids either. He just didn’t want to have kids and somehow they end up with a childhood like his that’s not the greatest or most normal, plus he was happy with the little domestic life with you.

But then IT happened. You know, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and poof, a baby? Yeah....

He was TERRIFIED, but once your first child came into the world, a new sense of happiness sparked within him, like his own eyes opened for the first time to the world

This happened twice more, ending up with his happy family consisting of you, his two boys, and his little girl.

He’s the kind of dad to have his wallet FILLED with pictures of his kids and you. He will shamelessly show them off to fans while on patrol and also to Endeavor....even if he’s seen them a trillion times. Also his office is filled with framed pictures too

He also gets in trouble a lot along with his two boys for playing to rough and loudly within the house by you, especially for flying and being too competitive with video games and ANY activity he would take part in with them.

What can he say? His sons were like the best friends he was never able to have as a kid, he wanted to take in the beauties of having an energetic family

He doesn’t play favorites, but when it comes to his little girl? Sometimes he’ll catch a feeling of her feeling like she’s the odd one out when it comes to her two older brothers and he can relate to that feeling.

So he’ll set aside some dad and daughter time to do the things she likes, like read, color, and draw

He would even let her do his hair with tiny braids and color pieces of clip in hair and many butterfly clips. Keigo would also then wear it out proudly on patrol and check his reflection MULTIPLE times to make sure everything was in place.

He would then shout to the press and paparazzi that his daughter did his hair, showing it off in the process

When the picture would come out with the headliner ‘Hawks’ New Look Thanks to Daughter’ for the news the next day, the look of pride and awe on your daughters face upon looking at the front cover of the magazines and newspapers at the store you and his family would shop at would absolutely melt his heart melt

He’s the first one to pull back the covers to let his children climb in when scared by a thunderstorm or the spooky shadow in their room even if they may be getting ‘too old’ to be doing that...according to Endeavor however, so that information might be wrong

Bribes his kids not to tell you that he entered the house through the window and not the front door

[stellaestra]

how would stray kids interact with mc in high school if they ever met? // high school au headcanons [stray kids/reader]

pairing: skz hyung line + mc [reader]

description: who would mc interact with in high school if they ever met? what kind of interactions would they have? // bulletpoints headcanons + small snippets

genre: platonic, high school au, friendship, humour, hurt/comfort

author’s note: this could be a stand alone or not, the mc is the same bodyguard/intern au!mc...it's just a "what ifs" kinda thing, fellas

p.s. some of the scenarios are based off real life events that happened to me in high school but i overly exaggerated some of them for the shit and giggles,, tell me which event actually happened to me in the askbox lmao I'm curious

pls I'm funny i swear

cw: minor swearing, just teenagers being teenagers, idiots, mention of blood (?) uhh mentions of violence (??)

unedited

// no beta read, we’ll die like men

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bang chan

mc is a '00 liner,

she doesn't interact with her seniors pt.1

to interact with them; it would have to be a school event or a collab project between the seniors and the juniors

possibly would be approached first by chan during sports day or a school festival for something

he thought that she's a pretty decent track runner when he saw sprint during the sports day track event

after that incident, chan would greet her in the hallways or wherever if he ever comes across her

mc would always awkwardly greet him back

“hey! you’re that really fast track runner, you did great that day!” chan complimented her in the hallways. out loud.

mc prays to whoever above there that chan would stop talking so loud as she could feel her face burn when she felt eyes on her.

cue to her awkwardly smiling at him and nodding, “yep, that’s me, yes, alright, senior chan.”

chan finds her adorable ever since that first few encounters

he also found out that she hangs out with felix just as much as he does

(love rivals (for felix) arc when)

he doesn’t know who to be envious of

that mc gets to spend so much time with lix or

felix being able to spend so much time with her

the never-ending saga

(love rivals (for felix) arc turned into possible rivals to friends arc)

(okay, im joking)

their respective friends group made a running joke

about how chan and mc are love rivals for felix

(it eventually became theirs as well)

(it's funny)

once he made her go off-tangent about felix

she was really passionate about his freckles and smile

for a moment

he really did think that she has a crush on him

no surprises there tho

felix IS absolutely cute

(friends arc?? omg, all for felix, HA)

he really really finds her adorable

he could go on for days

esp her little habit of covering her mouth when she speaks

sweater paws bc he almost always sees her with a jacket on even if it was a hot day

it's like a second skin on her

he once asked her if she ever removes her jacket

“only when im on school ground or during school events like assembly, i’ll take it off, senior chan.”

“eh? don’t you feel warm underneath that during a hot day?”

“...i do remove it sometimes, i guess...but i like wearing it bc it’s comforting.”

one time chan saw her without her jacket and wears short-sleeves uniform, he really wanted to shower her in his affections n also it’s such a rare sight that he almost couldnt recognized her

“haha hey, you didn’t wore your jacket today!”

“they’re in the laundry and...today’s a hot day...unfortunately, haah.”

he once tried to ruffle her hair but found her dodging his hand so fast at breakneck speed

that he was kinda concerned

she told him that her hair hasn't been washed yet so it's dirty

but the thing is: she told him every time he tried to ruffle her hair

“you’re not letting me pat your head on purpose.”

“senior chan, i wouldn’t do such a thing.” he noticed the little teasing smile before it disappeared.

he wondered briefly if she has always been this playful and cheeky with others her age

chan is aware that she speaks formally towards him out of habit though so he lets it slide and let her take her time growing comfortable with him.

he knew she was lying but let's her be anyway

bc she's his cute little junior

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lee minho

another case of mc's "no seniors juniors interaction"

minho’s very attractive so mc will definitely avoid him at all cost

plus, he looks intimidating to her so bye bye

to not step on any of her classmates' landmines that has the hots for him

drama isn't her thing, she already witness a handful and even got thrown into the fire as fuel before

no thank you she liked having her life in high school as peaceful as possible

mc would make her conversations with him very short n blunt

she's not gonna catch anyone's hands today, my dudes

really, she doesn’t

minho thinks of her like a small kitten that needs to be taken care of

bc of how she always scutters away from chan whenever he’s with him

if they ever interact

it would be when the juniors have the collab with their seniors

like a science fair, where the students have to come up with things to showcase

his class coincidentally collabs with her class for that particular event

he told chan about it and he have never seen chan pout and deflate like that

the only person he does that to is felix...if not, it’s jeongin.

chan sure adores this little junior other than felix huh…

then again, felix and mc does hangout a lot and so does jisung and her

so he took this chance as to know more abt her

coughs because jisung seems to be talking a lot about her coughs

(minho + mc love rivals (for jisung) arc pt. 2 when)

(mc really about to fight 2 seniors because she's stealing their respective juniors huh)

(the never-ending saga of love rivals)

he approached her inside that shared classroom for the collab event

she looked constipated when he approached her group of friends

even more so when he directly asked for name and whatnot

it kinda made him want to tease her even more now

he found out her name and what they were planning to do

heard her cursing under her breath

he decided to join their group on the whim

found out that mc is just a little shy whenever he approached her

her friends are somewhat protective of her

he got glared at by one of them once when he wanted to greet mc in the hallways

and mc kind of hid half of herself behind them

so whenever she’s on her own, he would try to approach her as slowly as possible

like. dealing with a cat and you’re a stranger trying to gain their trust

what he never will forget nor stop teasing her was about

her spinning on her heels to walk into the direction she was previously coming from

just to avoid him

he couldn't help but find it hilarious

he won her over when he brings the topic of cats wandering around their school campus

saw how her eyes lit up brightly

“the stray cats here are fun to play with, right?”

“yeah, me and friends decided to name a few of them too!”

he mentioned it to her because he saw her playing with the cats when she was waiting for someone or when she has time to play with them during recess

and the ramblings of a high schooler about cats commences

he wasn’t bothered about how much she talked

would nod along with what she says

because wow, shes really passionate about cats

that's a huge bonus for minho

and that was how minho adopted another kitten

whenever they weren’t busy with their own things, they would play with the cats together

playdate with cats <3

she would tell him that one particular grey cat was called

“this cat’s name is miss universe! they’re so cute, right?” she picked the cat up and cuddle with it, eyes sparkling with joy

“why did you guys name them that?”

“because why not?”

“fair enough point.”

and she laughs

he was glad that she stopped being so cautious around him if he was being honest

since the way chan was talking about her so affectionately made him really curious about her

casually mentions that jisung talks about her a lot

expected her to be bashful about it

but all she does was

“oh, cool, what did he say? I’m a weeb? Hah, he’s the same as I am” + "he should've said to it my face, senior minho, hmph"

so making her flustered backfired on him

poor minho

here’s your “you tried” star

mwah

so yeah, minho adopted a new cat (his little junior)

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seo changbin

same case as the two above, unfortunately

if they do ever interact, it's short and pleasantries

mc does kinda find him intimidating to certain extent

she's not good with dealing with intimidating looking people

but when he smiles, her shoulders feel less tense when she interacts with him

thinks of him as a pretty cool senior

he made her listen to his rap once n she told him that he's so cool n that stuck with him for days

imagine a junior telling you that you're so cool with that starry-eyed expression

your ego would go off the rooftop

after that, changbin would make it out of his way to greet her in the hallways

RAP MUSIC BUDDIES???? POTENTIAL

pat her on the head occasionally

if she doesn't dodge like hell away from his hands

“why do you keep avoiding them”

“no, don’t pat me, you’re treating me like a cat”

“I’m not?” lies, ever since minho told him that she reminds him of a cat, he really thought about it more

“you have that same look minho gives me when he tries to pat me…hyung…”

“we’re really going to make you call us oppa one day, watch us”

“um, yeah, no.”

“let your cute senior pat your head!!”

“im gonna run away!”

he knows that the younger ones in their friend group do interact with her

esp felix and jisung

for innie’s circumstances, that’s different

she does comes to him every once in awhile to abuse her title of his cute little junior to get a chance to listen to a teaser of his raps or songs he composes

found out that she does like rap songs! a lot more than he thought

they became those friends who shares new songs they found out and share it with each other

even at ungodly hours like 2am in the morning

that would not stop them

“this song reminds me of you”

“hey hey hey listen to this, psst”

“This shit SLAPS, go listen or else im gonna fight you in the school hallway, coward”

he became smug about it and boast about his knowledge to 3racha

jisung complained that he thought she only listened to anime songs or soft indie songs because he saw her playlists before

changbin told them that she has other playlists that’s for more “intense and aggressive” songs

they were floored and the conversation starts like this,

“what do you mean she likes listening to yours and ours music and raps?”

“im not kidding, she does! she even showed me her playlists that were filled with rap, rock and metal songs!!”

“my little mc? likes those songs? are you sure you’re not dreaming?”

“it’s a public playlist, i even followed her playlists”

“If you’re wrong, hyung, im really gonna fight you on this! bc I KNOW her first”

“doesn’t mean that you know her BETTER”

lots of petty bickerings

chan and jisung has a big revelation about mc that day at school

(there goes mc’s little rep within their group of friends)

he did warned them to not tell her that he told them about it and

that they actually are aware of her music taste

or else

she tried to rap really fast one time, trying to rap like how he does

he had to witness her biting her tongue live

changbin would never think someone like her would have

such a vulgar language

every profanity he knows came out of her mouth

he quickly got her something to soothe her wounded tongue

after fretting over her though, he started teasing her

relentlessly

she threatened to sue him

"I'll sue you"

"with what money?"

"my 2 fucking dollars lunch money!"

"that's not enough to pay anything, not even your attorney!"

"fight me!"

he’s that older brother figure that mc would come to whenever she has no one to tell her woes to

their relationship turned out to have lots of playful banters and teasings

he gives very comforting hugs and pats

mc doesn’t want to admit it tho

well, until, changbin caught her snuggling into his hugs one fine day

“admit it, you like them, you like my hugs”

“okay, fine, i DO like them, they’re great hugs, don’t let it go to your head.”

“I KNEW IT”

“You’re so loud, shut up, hyung!”

“OH MY GOD, YOU FINALLY ADMIT TO IT, IM GONNA TELL THE WORLD-KSDFNKSDNF-”

"FUCK- I SAID, SHUSH"

rip in peace, changbin

he didn’t expect someone like her would have so much strength to smother his mouth with her hand and shut it

the more you know

curiousity killed the cat????

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hwang hyunjin

avoidance at all cost (pt.2) despite being in the same year

why? exhibit a: he's considered very attractive in her year and that her classmates n batch mates have crushes on him

coughs one of the school princes coughs

their batch year prince

she's really gonna swerve away from him

interactions will be kept at a bare minimum

one time hyunjin n some others wanted to borrow a textbook from their class because they have forgotten theirs n he chose hers

she could feel cold sweat forming as she feels the death stare of some of her classmates

that gta [wasted] sfx whenever ur character dies

yeah that's mc

that was probably the last time she would even think about it

when he returned it back to her, he smiled at her, the really cute eye smile and she felt like she made the target on her back bigger lol

goodbye mc you've lived a good life

your friends will definitely will play never gonna give you up during your funeral (it's a promise)

jokes aside

hyunjin would probably noticed the panicked look in her eyes and wondered why

since his friends like felix and...jisung...and seungmin are like on good terms with her

he probably wondered about it a lot

borderlines on overthinking since both felix and jisung are particularly close to her

so she should know that he’s friends with them

ever since that encounter, it would come across his head whenever he saw her hanging out freely with felix or jisung or both of them

or when he come across her in the hallways

sometimes he wants to greet her but it feels like it would scare her away

esp when she looks ready to run into the opposite direction

if he ever made eye contact with her

so his plan to befriend mc has started

tried to join into the trio hangout; jisung, felix and mc

mc never did protest his presence like at all

but does occasionally look stiff when he's near her

eventually shes comfortable enough with him

but not enough to actually hang out with him alone though

that thought kind of made him feel envious towards the other boys

and a little left out

as a teenager, he has too many emotions to handle so

jisung and felilx caught the idea and told him to let her

take her time because she kinda. shy. (???)

that didn't stop him from mulling over it tho sometimes

one day he found her waiting at the bus stop

it was in the evening, she was still in her school uniform

he was kinda on an errand run too

kinda didn’t want to sit on the same bench as her

afraid that she might run away

she noticed him standing there eventually albeit very anxiously and kinda awkward

a casual greeting slipped past her lips which shocked hyunjin to his very core

he splutters back a reply

“on an errand run, errand boy?"

"huh?"

“uh, um, pretend that i didn’t say anything.”

“right, sure, but may i sit next to you, the bus seemed to be late and my legs are kinda tired.”

“oh, uh, yeah, sure, but you didn’t have to ask, y’know?”

“well, didn’t wanna scare you off…"

“it’s nothing personal, if that’s what you’re worried about,” + “it’s just. didn’t wanna step on a landmine and the girls in our batch seemed to adore you a lot and me being close to you might set off the wrong signal…?”

“that’s absurd, you’re...being unreasonable..i mean, its none of their business-!”

“i know, im sorry, my bad, it’s not your fault either, it’s not anyone’s fault, to be honest.”

for a moment, he found her reasoning to be petty and unreasonable until it finally clicks inside her head, from her point of view when he really thought it through.

“...no wait, im sorry, i think, i kinda get why when i really thought about it.”

“yeah, it’s no biggie, don’t worry, im sorry too, we’ll both get over it”

“...um, we’re friends, right?”

“...i suppose so, if you dont mind, dummy.”

a giddy smile crossed his face while mc struggles to not stare at him looking so cute like that as she coughs into her hand, avoiding eye-contact

pretty boys have too much power in their hands

and she’s one of their fallen victims towards their charms

this isn’t fair for her heart

so when the bus arrived

they sat beside each other on the bus

hyunjin did most of the chattering while mc listens

he was so glad he cleared smth up with her

if she allows it, he would definitely tried to hug her

until he remembers that one time changbin told him he almost got punch in the face by her

when he tried doing it the first time and startled her

yeah no not now

maybe sometime in the near future, a long-awaited hug would be great

(if he was honest tho, he really wanted to cry when she told him the truth)

(it felt like a heartache)

but it’s okay now though

they’re friends now (somewhat) and that’s all that matters

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[masterlist]

[solarheiress]

Literally all of the lovesquare is trash not just ladrien lmao

I personally don’t think of it as trash, but I appreciate your input?

Don’t get me wrong I do like the lovesquare, so these kind of messages kind of lose their impact on me. It’s more that, some ways they interact are better than others to me.

To sum up my opinion on the lovesquare dynamics and ranking them from best to nah here:

1) adrinette

2)marichat

3)ladynoir

4) that thing I’m trying not to accidentally put this post on the dash of people who like it. And am hoping that anon not blocking out the word won’t put it there if it does I’m sorry

I obviously prefer marichat more than tumblr does, everything else lines up and I still feel pretty vaild and plenty petty. If you want an explanation behind my reasoning, click below!

Starting with la/////drien, my point is that “cute flustered” bit never came through for me, I never liked it, they always just seemed awkward and distracted and the situation was uncomfortable. That side is my least favorite mostly because of two things.

1) how it started. As the show goes on, they’re obviously acknowledging that the other person involved has flaws, but at first they were really just putting the other person up on a pedestal and that mentally lasted a lot longer than I’m comfortable with. I’ve see the “all crushes are like that” argument going around and I just.... they aren’t? Maybe for the first little while, or, certain crushes, but it’s just weird to me in this case.

2) in this situation the masks actually bother me more. With lady noir, they’re both wearing masks and if I’m being honest that’s one step above lad////rien for me anyways, but, there is equal anonymity.

On the other hand, I think I like marichat because, in my opinion, adrien would f**k up the whole secret identity thing pretty fast in that scenario while Marinette wouldn’t? Or at least, adrien would do it sooner.

What I mean is that, in my opinion, Adrien’s behavior towards Marinette would change noticeabley and faster. I mean, we already saw this with evillustrator, the first thing he tried was asking her about his super self lmao? It’s going to take a lot for Marinette to be less flustered and awkward around Adrien, even being in her superhero persona didn’t really help all the way, plus secret identity keeping is really her thing at this point. Plus I believe they have a better chance of really getting to know the sides of one another that they don’t usually see. No awkward flustering or dumb distractions, they’re best buddies who know each other too well and can’t be best buddies at first and have to try very hard to not let on how well they know each other.

Adrien has to fight his way around not mentioning school and Marinette can’t remember their superheroing to well, friend running the ladyblog or not. Plus the whole concept of Adrien supporting Marinette’s crush on who he presumed is luka/Nathaniel/whoever is hilarious, and the chaos that would ensue if she followed Chat’s suggestions around Adrien would be hilarious too. (There’s an amazing fancomic where he comes across her upset after another failed confession and wants to know who the asshole is and she tells him and his brain stalls at “I’m the asshole?”) it’s just perfect to me lol.

But back to the masks! For one, whether you like it or not, they do act differently when they are and aren’t wearing them, specifically towards eachother! Marinette being so awkward and flustered almost solely around Adrien isn’t really her whole personality, it’s a consequence of her crush. When Adrien isn’t chat noir, he’s more.... well behaved and proper are the best words that come to mind. I’m not saying that these things aren’t apart of their personalities, but when the masks shift in certain ways they’re amplified in such a way that it sells the dichotomy perfectly. To Marinette, Chat is fun and goofy, and Adrien, although similar, is more reserved and polite. To Adrien, Marinette is shy, nervous and endearingly clumsy, with moments of confidence to be proud of while ladybug is confident and capable after a few bumps in the road. This does affect how they see the other person (ie, as two distinct people) and change how they act towards one another, as well as how they react to what they’ve perceived as a different person. Marinette obviously doesn’t fluster as easily and can be sarcastic and serious around Chat, and even though it isn’t quite as simple as I’m going to phrase it, Adrien is almost more... gentle, in the way he interacts with Marinette vs ladybug, almost like he’s seen her freak out so much that he feels a potential freak out is around the corner if he missteps.

(Back to Marichat lol) Another reason marichat bothers me less is that romance isn’t the goal from the outset. Befriending someone you don’t know a lot about is no big deal. Even though it’s a bit ironic for them, wanting to meet/befriend a superhero is a realistic goal for not hero people, and chat noir has interacted with Marinette a lot, so it’s not surprising he’d want to get to know her better. And they aren’t obsessed with dating/marrying each other, so they get to be goofy and also run the gambit of emotion when they realized they f**ked up and fell for each other by accident.

It’s simultaneously a cute friendship, a budding attraction towards one another and a somewhat stressful and unknowingly mutual game of cat and mouse as they’re both trying not to screw up identity stuff. With Lad///rien it’s just.... dramatic sigh and swooning nonsense.

(One last thing, the idea that chat noir would start paying more attention to where Marinette is and accidentally f**k up her chances for transformation by trying to make sure she’s safe is hilarious because unlike Adrien to ladybug, Marinette would appreciate the concern but start to get annoyed at some point and maybe even attempt to talk to him about it as ladybug, to get him to focus on fighting and not “some girl” which chat can easily misinterpret as jealous could you imagine)

Back to where we started, Ladr////ien just doesn’t work for me in a way that Marichat does. But beyond just the hero/civilian self sides, ladynoir works better in my opinion because again, equal anonymity, and second, Marinette would be consciously choosing chat noir instead of Adrien, not just getting an accidental 2 for 1 deal. I know they’d probably end up happy eventually, but I have a feeling that finding out Chat Noir, who ladybug turned down, kind of used the fact that she didn’t know his identity to date her anyways wouldn’t sit well with Marinette. And even though Marinette hasn’t really confessed, adrien might get the same feeling of, almost a betrayal in a sense.

(Marichat is also like ladynoir because they’re consciously choosing not ladybug and not Adrien, even though they get a surprise 2 for 1 anyways, and in that circumstance, finding out that they accidentally fell in love with the same person twice would probably smooth things over).

Adrienette will always be the part of the lovesquare that is the best because it’s.... it’s just them. It’s what the ship would be called if not for the secret identity complication. It’s probably where they’d pretty quickly land in the event of a reveal. Obviously, the dynamic would be something different if they revealed themselves, but in my opinion it’s also the most..... stable, I suppose, and equal, in the sense that, while, yes, they’re both hiding superhero secrets, I doubt they wouldn’t tell eachother eventually. They could meet each others friends and parents (if Gabriel didn’t suck so badly). It works in a way that ladynoir, lad////rien and even marichat doesn’t because even though they are hiding something from one another, it’s not a massive factor in how they interact. Ladynoir can’t happen without the constant reminder that they don’t even know each others names. Marinette would probably start to get frustrated with the idea that she’s dating Adrien but can’t hold his hand at school because she’s the wrong her. Adrien, well, as I said my theory is he’d flirt with Marinette by accident as himself rather than chat and complicate matters, but not like Marinette will “oh no two boys I like like me back what now”, instead she’d “two boys who like me look and act very similar and I’m starting to connect dots I’m not supposed to connect”

[purplesurveys]

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Are we alike? So True or False, Yes or No. Explain if you'd like. You are 16 years old. 16+6. You are a junior in high school. Graduating college senior. Math and Science aren't your best subjects. I was definitely more of an arts student. I only did great in math and science when I liked the topics we were learning, but otherwise I never felt like exerting as much effort for them as I did for classes like history. Your dog is really little. He’s medium-sized. He’s a really weird size actually hahaha and I guess it’s because he’s mixed. He’s too big to be classified as a small dog and too small to be grouped with the larger dogs. You love being tan. I mean I obviously don’t go advertising how much I love it, but it’s definitely nothing to complain about.

You think you are pretty for the most part. I have my days. You love making other people smile. Getting people’s approval is always a nice achievement. You love bracelets or just wearing jewelry in general. I think jewelry’s pretty but I’m particular about them – I prefer them to be silver and for them to have subtle designs, never explosive as I think that’s a tad bit tacky. Also I prefer necklaces to bracelets. TLC is one of your favorite channels on TV. It certainly would be if I still regularly watched television. I know for a fact Gab and I will tune in to TLC when I crash at her place. You have been in three different countries. Six, so far. You have ridden in a plane. Yeah well I live in an archipelago, so we’re separated from all the countries near us and have had to ride planes to get to them. You’re learning how to drive a car. I already did. I’ve had my license for four years. You have had 3 serious boyfriends. You believe you can only have 1 true love. As a demi this is typically how I think, but I like keeping my mind open. I know this is certainly not how it works for a lot of people, and that’s valid. You have a job. You have been to Aruba. No but if anything this reminded me of Friends because this was where Rachel was supposed to have her honeymoon before she ran out of her wedding hah. That contributed absolutely nothing to the conversation but yep. You love little babies or children :) Yes, and it increases as I get older. I have to practice for when it’s my turn, lol. You can't wait to get married one day. You always try to have a smile on your face. Not always. I allow myself to be sad or cranky if I want to. Your emotions change very easily. Sometimes. It’s not a dominant trait of mine though; I can typically keep my emotions consistent and it’s only volatile if I’m under a lot of pressure or stress. You cry very easily. Yep, I’m very sensitive. Earlier today I cried over a girl’s Tiktok about her dog with diabetes and the adjustments that had to be made for him, like how he stopped going down the stairs or sleeps a lot more these days. You cry a lot. Yes, because I cry easily. You have a boyfriend you have been with for a while. Girlfriend. You hate when people say 'I love you' too quickly. Idk, I haven’t had to deal with this.  The hair on your legs grow very quickly. Not very quickly but yeah it does grow back after a certain amount of time. I shave every one or two weeks. You always feel like your back needs cracked. It’s definitely not in the best shape, coupled with the fact that I already have scoliosis to begin with. You’re still trying to determine what you want to do after high school. I have career fields in mind but as for exact jobs, no. You love fashion. I like keeping up with what’s trending within my age group but I’m not obsessed with fashion at all, like I don’t know the fashion week schedules or who the biggest models are these days, and I still think some fashion trends don’t make sense. You love shopping for school dance dresses. You think decorating is very cool. It’s okay. I wouldn’t do it myself but I have friends who are great at decorating, like Laurice, and I think it’s a good and a pretty cool skill to have. You always seem to be cold. Not always, but I do feel cold more easily than the people I know. I’m always the first one to grab a jacket, a blanket, or to move further away from the AC. Still, I prefer being cold than hot. You love hot weather. Oh my god fuck no. 22 years of living in a tropical country and I’ve had just about enough of the sun which is all we get all year round. I can’t wait to live somewhere with a lot of rain and with snow. You have tanned in a tanning bed. I don’t have to; plus aren’t those really unhealthy to stay in? You aren't a very good cook. I can’t even call myself a cook. You aren't an independent person. Hah, no sir. I find comfort in doing almost everything with at least one person with me, even if it’s just grabbing a snack or having something photocopied in school. I went to UPTC alone ONCE just to try having dinner all by myself cause everyone seemed to have great experiences of it, but I hated every second of being alone. You like any type of food, you aren't picky. The only foods I’ll refuse are fruit and anything with raisins on them, but generally I’m not hard to feed.

Country is your favorite kind of music. You quit watching American Idol. I quit when I realized all the wrong people kept winning. If I remember right, the last straw for me was Scotty McCreery over Lauren Alaina. You like the show 'Big Brother'. I never did get into it, but everyone did. I used to think something was wrong with me for not enjoying any season of the show, but eventually I stopped caring. You used to like Jersey Shore. I was only interested in it because it felt edgy to watch as a 12 year old lmao, but I was never obsessed. You think tye dye is super cool. It’s definitely cool and fun to make, but it’s not the first, fifth, or thirtieth thing I’d wear. You love glitter. Your nails are almost always painted. Total opposite. You have had sex before. You have a best friend of the opposite sex. I have close friends, but no best friends. Andrew is the best closest guy friend I have, probs. You have been stabbed in the back a few times. You don't trust many people. Again, quite the opposite. I like to believe everyone deserves trust in the beginning, but I have a rule to cut anyone who breaks that trust out of my life. You don't have many close friends. I have a lot of friends but I like keeping my closest circle small. You’re normally nice to everyone. Duh? You like to meet new people. Egh, it depends on who it is. I can find other people exhausting to talk to from the get-go; or sometimes I’ll find them too different and I just know no friendship is gonna come out of it. Sometimes you can be pretty shy. I’ve learned to be a bit more extroverted through the years but I’ve never lost my trademark shyness hahaha. You don't have any secrets. This blog is a big glaring secret from everyone I know. Your boyfriend has supported you through your hardest times. Girlfriend. You have a scar from cutting your leg while shaving. Not right now, but it’s happened a few times. You think flowers are very pretty. They’re okay. I’m not crazy about them but I do like giving/receiving bouquets. You hate nature. I have no reason to; it’s peaceful and beautiful. You don't like animals very much. Love them. You like to eat meat, any kind. I wouldn’t try all kinds of meat. Like I wouldn’t eat cats, dogs, or anything that’s critically endangered. But I do tend to be adventurous with meat, much like with any other dish I try. You have eaten donkey before. You’re pretty close with your parents. Like I said in an old survey, we have a buddy-type of relationship. We don’t hate each other but we also wouldn’t have heart-to-heart talks with one another and we’re so not emotionally close. You are also very close with your sibling(s). My sister and I also tend to treat each other like friends, ^ just like that. We’re not emotionally close either; when my sister’s cat died last week I could only send her comforting messages on Messenger because we’re not the type to visit each other’s rooms and cry to each other. You don't mind being around your family. If there is anything I learned in the last two months, it’s that this exact fact holds true. You love summer. Only when there is a trip planned. Otherwise, I don’t enjoy the weather at all. You don't know how to swim. There were always a couple of months allotted for swimming PEs in all years in my old school, so I know basic swimming and treading. You like being a teenager. It was okay. It certainly got better when I finally fit in somewhere and got invited to teenager stuff. You thought you were depressed at some point in your life. I was, throughout my teenage years. These days I’ll occasionally have very low points, but I don’t think it’s severe depression anymore. You feel like someone is growing apart from you. No, not at this point in my life. You like to take walks. With this climate, I always bitch about walking haha. When school was still ongoing I would typically drive everywhere, no matter how near my destination was.   You aren't very good at buying gifts for people. I wouldn’t say this. I pride myself on being a good listener and by extension, being a good gift-giver. I’ve often made Gab cry with my gifts. You love seeing couples in love. Sure but tbh I’m partial to same-sex couples because I see them a lot less. When I see one in public I always make sure to give them a kind smile. You love weddings :) I haven’t been to one since I was 9, but sure. You are addicted to sweets. You get scared very easily. Only at night. You don't like to be alone. If I’m doing stuff outside, then yes this is the case. Otherwise I don’t mind having alone time at home. Many people have asked if you were black, but really you're white. I’m neither of these. You could do without the TV. Have been for a few years now. You text a lotttt. Back when everything was normal and I had load on my phone every week, yep. I don’t really need to text anyone these days, though. You tend to make extra letters on your words. Only occasionally. You hate when people use bad grammar. It only bugs me when I expect them to know better, like if an American is being cocky or racist but still fucks up basic grammar; or if a Filipino wants to act like a know-it-all and obviously has poor command of English, but still forces themselves to speak it when they could very well speak Filipino in this hugely bilingual country lmao. You have a little bit of chub on you but you aren't fat. Not really. I only get bloated after I eat but my metabolism is very quick and it disappears relatively quickly. You are pretty good at rollerblading. I was never good at it even though I practiced a lot. I generally have bad balance. You wish you were a good gymnast. Sure, I feel that this is a very cool skill to have. I remember being fascinated by the gymnasts from Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo and how prettily they spun their ribbons. You are a competitive cheerleader. I am not, but it was one of my dreams. You are very uncoordinated. I wouldn’t say very. I’m not very physical these days and I can be clumsy, but my hand-eye coordination has stayed sharp all these years from playing table tennis; and I was good at futsal and had good reflexes when we had to play it for PE. You aren't good at making decisions, but you try your best. You love God very much :) This is such a hard pass it deserves a strikethrough.

You love lotion and perfume. I love the variety that’s available out there, but I don’t splurge. You wish you could own everything in Victoria's Secret. You wish you could be a model. You hate when girls are sluts. Even the word ‘slut’ isn’t gonna fly by in 2020, much less this entire statement. You hate when people act dumb on purpose. Don’t we all? You don't care what other people think of you. Depends on who it is. Some opinions will matter, and some won’t. You love to cuddle. You wish you could bake. I wish I can be good at the kitchen in general but tbh I always let my fear of fire and knives take over and I’m always left too scared to learn. You would like to own a pool. When I’m richer, sure. You kind of regret a few things... You want a little tattoo that no one can see. I kind of want my tattoos to be personal to me, yes.

[getoutofthewater]

[Detroit: Become Human Fanfic] Cloudburst

Rating: T

Warnings: Murder, horror elements

Chapters: 5/5 | Words: 21,549  [AO3]

Notes: A mystery/ghost story, vaguest 50′s setting, human AU. Not focused on ships, but there’s some Gavin/Leo and a bit of Markus/Simon. Main povs are Gavin, Tina and Leo.

Summary: When Gavin Reed agrees to drive his cousin Elijah Kamski to the Manfred Manor there’s no way for him to foresee the strange night that awaits them. 

                                                        CHAPTER 1 

“You have to come with me” Elijah Kamski said into the phone

“Why the fuck would I?” his cousin growled, never shy to show his annoyance and aggravation

“To do me a favor”

Skeptical silence was all that was heard on the other side of the line

“Come on, Gavin!” Elijah insisted “There will be good food and expensive booze, you can bring a plus one…” he added uselessly

“Can’t your girl go with you?”

“We have talked about this,” Elijah almost huffed “Chloe is not my girl, and she’s been at her sisters’ for the past month, as she should after what happened with her mother, any news on that by the way”

“If there were I couldn’t tell you,” Gavin barked “but no…”

Elijah huffed in frustration, not that he was expecting a different answer, was it too early to expect results from the police? Or was the case going cold? Not something he could simply ask his cousin without ruffling his feathers, not ideal when he wanted a favor

“So,” Elijah continued “if she were feeling like making it she would have contacted me already, I don’t want to press her at a time like this, but I don’t feel like arriving by myself… or leaving the villa by myself either…” he said in a desperate attempt to use the truth as a hook

There was a defeated groan at the other side of the line; his cousin was not as though as he’d like everyone to think

“Phck!” Gavin said “Listen, I’m picking you up and dropping you off, and that’s it”

“Fair enough” Elijah replied

“Whatever, see you tomorrow” Gavin slammed down the receiver, just like Elijah to drag him into something bothersome like this with such short notice.

“Who are you seeing tomorrow?” Tina asked curiously, sitting at his kitchen table, one of his cats sat on her lap, advising her on their match of Gin Rummy

“Fucking Elijah wants me to be his chauffeur” He replied moodily, sitting opposite to her, picking up his cards again

“Where is the genius going?” she said drawing a card

“The Manfred Manor”

“That’s fancy!”

“Is it?” Gavin asked without any real interest, more focused on his cards than in the conversation

“They say the Manfred Manor is incredible” Tina said enthusiastically “Carl Manfred has collected all sort of amazing things”

“Didn’t think you’d be interested in knick knacks and curios”

“Everyone but you is interested in Carl Manfred’s curious” Tina chided “The man is a legend, he’s traveled all over the world, he’s been a recluse ever since his accident but of course your cousin gets an invitation!”

Gavin sighed “Do you want to come?”

“Yeah, sure” Tina said with a small laugh

“I’m serious, he said I could bring some other damn idiot”

Tina instantly brightened up “I’d love to be that damn idiot!”

“We start at 5,” Gavin said drily “I’m not dealing with the morning rush and it’s 2 hours just to reach his freaking bunker, who knows how much more to reach Manfred’s”

“Perfect,” Tina smiled “Gin!” she called out fanning her cards over the table and scratching the cat’s head

“Phck,”

They started on their way in the dark and cold of the very early morning; Tina soon fell asleep only waking up when the morning sun hit her uncomfortably right in the face, she sat upright in the passenger seat, ironing the fabric of her trousers with her hands, belatedly wondering if she should have put on a dress instead, but she only had the pink cotton she’d worn to her nephew’s christening; it wasn’t unflattering, her mother knew how to pick a dress that’d favor her daughter, but she didn’t recognize herself in it, it made her feel awkward and uncomfortable, things she usually wasn’t at all.

When they arrived to the Kamski Villa, it was everything Gavin said it would be, uncomfortably sterile and silent. Tina was glad they weren’t staying around, Gavin’s place could be messy, and hers could be noisy, but she always thought they felt comfortably lived in, places where she could relax and feel at home, either dancing by herself in her own apartment or reading in Gavin’s couch with two or three cats piled on her, card games on fridays; if she was being honest the Villa left an odd taste in her mouth she hoped wouldn’t carry on to the Manor. She was really looking forward to that.

As they came back outside with Elijah in tow, she rushed to take the back seat while the boys put Elijah’s luggage in the back, leaving the cousins in the front seemed adequate since Elijah would need to guide Gavin to their final destination, she relinquished her usual shotgun without complaint.

“Thank you for taking care of my cousin, Miss Chen” Elijah Kamski said to her once they were on the road

“It’s not an easy job!” she chirped

“I can’t imagine it would be” Elijah huffed.

Gavin growled

“And please, Tina is just fine” she added ignoring him

“Elijah” he said turning on his seat to give her a handshake

“I see your girl has been teaching you manners” Gavin mocked

“She’s not my girl” Elijah said “and yes… she has…”

“I bet that’s not an easy job either” Tina said

“Elijah is worse than me, that’s for sure”

“I hope not!“ Elijah said “That’s a horrid thought!”

The city gave way to the country side, the sight of houses became more and more rare until they found themselves driving with only the sight of trees at either side, all of them in the cozy copper and reds of autumn, although the strong wind and the grey clouds rolling in and looking almost like smoke from a fire forecasted a storm

“Why couldn’t that fucking geezer live in civilization” Gavin complained, not one to enjoy an atmospheric view

“Is it true that he doesn’t leave the Manor at all?” Tina asked

“I’m afraid so” Elijah said “He used to live in the city, he was quite social, I’m told he had many wild parties. The Manor was only meant as a summer house, but after his accident he holed up in it”

“Guess you can relate” Gavin huffed

“I sure can” Elijah replied completely unbothered. That he was a well known recluse did not bother him, he was a young man but his patents and inventions were making him more than enough money for him to give himself the luxury of not holding back on any of his misanthropic tendencies.

Elijah frowned, then opened his mouth as if to say something else but seemed to think better of it, not that Gavin would let him get away with it. Gavin looked at Tina through the rear view mirror, their routine taking over. He’d let her do the talking on crime scenes all the time, she was good at putting people at ease, and people at ease tended to talk.

“Is anything the matter?” Tina asked  

“I was just… thinking…” Elijah said with a light scowl “this invitation is slightly odd”

“How so?” Tina added

Elijah shook his head dismissing the idea and remained silent.

Tina and Gavin exchanged a look, they would let it go for now, they had good instincts cultivated by years of training and police work. They knew it was something worth pursuing later, but right now they wouldn’t get anything more.

“Oh! Look!” Tina said, pointing at a hitchhiker down the road, a welcome distraction “We should give him a ride, we are in the middle of nowhere, and those clouds look like the sky will start falling any second”

“I’m already the chauffer for one person, I’m not fucking taking anyone else anywhere!” Gavin spat, even pushing down on the accelerator, unwittingly splashing muddy ditch water on the hitchhiker (unwittingly because Tina always gave Gavin the benefit of the doubt, if she didn’t who on earth would)

“What the hell, fucktard?!” the hitchhiker shouted, if for nothing else than to relieve some of his frustration with the day… the week… the month… the year… his life in general… the first car he’d seen in hours drove away completely unconcerned, and now Leo was muddy and wet and cold…

“Shit!” he slung his rucksack over his shoulder in a careless, rough movement, only managing to unbalance himself, his foot twisted painfully and he fell

“Fucking dammit!” Leo scrambled up, now he was muddy and wet and cold and he’d probably sprained his fucking ankle.

He started walking, now with a newly acquired limp, excellent, but if he waited for another car it could take all day, and wouldn’t it be just like him to die freezing in the woods, or mauled by bears? Or whatever else could happen to you in the woods during a storm, Unknown Man Dead by Freak Lighting Strike (page 30). And hadn’t some people disappeared around here or something creepy like that only a few weeks back? Leo thought he’d heard something, a voice? A scream? Well you always heard all sort of weird noises coming from the woods, foxes were odd little shits always screaming like murder victims.

A cold shiver ran down his back at the thought, and he became aware of how alone he was. If he were to be ambushed and killed right here, right now, nobody would hear him. If he was buried right under that tree with the creepy face-like trunk nobody would even think of searching for him. Markus would only think he’d dismissed the invitation, and to tell the truth that had been Leo’s initial plan.

It seemed almost insulting, a letter from Markus (not even his dad) telling him his dad was planning to have this get together, the first since his accident “I hope you’d like to join us, I’ve heard you are doing so much better now and –“ Leo hadn’t read the rest before scrunching it and throwing it in the paper basket.

He’d dragged himself out of his addiction all by himself, he wasn’t doing “so much better”; he was only barely getting by and keeping away from trouble, he owed like 3 months’ rent because most of his money went to cover old, dangerous debts. He was hungry all the time, he could barely make his bills although his job as a clerk in a bookshop wasn’t all that bad, he was trying to write something as well, that was going alright.

The day before this get together farce he sensed he was about to be kicked out of his apartment, before that could happen he’d grabbed everything he could fit in his rucksack, anything important, told Mr. Doel at the bookshop he would be out of town for a week visiting his ailing father (none of this a lie) and he’d hitchhiked with some farmers as far as they could take him.

And now he was here, essentially because he had nowhere else to go, and there was always that idiotic sliver of himself, that truly stupid yearning buried deep inside him that told him, maybe, maybe his dad would like him better this once.

He’d been walking for a few minutes on his newly injured ankle when a pickup truck slowed down beside him. Leo eyed it suspiciously, an older man was at the wheel, a second one, only slightly older than Leo sat on the passenger seat. Leo smiled at them in relieved recognition.

“Where you going, son? Not getting up to trouble are you?” Lieutenant Anderson said, as his big saint bernard peeked outside the window, drooling all over the side of the car “Hell, Sumo! Let me talk to the kid!” he said placing his hand on the dog’s head softly

“Not this time… I hope” Leo replied with a sheepish smile “Do you know the Manfred Manor?” he asked “It’s okay if you aren’t going that far I’ll take what I can get”

“We are going past it, to the lake” Connor said

“Connor!” Hank chided in fond exasperation “He doesn’t need to know our life story”

“I think it’s only fair when he’s shared his destination with us, Hank”

“Fine, fine” Hank said, “If you are sure you wanna go there, hop right on the back, son. Too much dog in the front to fit another person”

“Thanks a lot!” Leo said with a smile, swinging his rucksack on to the cargo bed and then climbing in himself, awkwardly trying not to put much pressure on his bad ankle. He took his beanie off to feel the wind going through his hair, the clusters of trees, the crisp autumn chill and the wind that already smelled like water seemed much friendlier now that he had company and he was in a car, with the trees passing by in a blur not giving him time to imagine creepy faces in them.

“Look, Hank” Connor said after a few minutes, pointing at a car at the side of the road “I believe that’s Detective Reed”

“Just pretend you don’t see him, Connor!” Hank said gruffly “We are already late and I’m not stopping again”

“Are you sure, Hank? “

“He’ll be fine, look he aint alone, got Chen and some other twit with ‘im”

Gavin looked up to see the passing car, not soon enough to see it was Hank and Connor’s but just in time to see the hitchhiker in the back flipping him off.

“Fucking –“ Gavin said giving the middle finger back to the now empty road

“You sort of deserve it” Tina said, sitting sideways on the driver’s seat “I’m pretty sure that was Leo Manfred too” she smirked

“Yeah, right” Gavin glared at her, then directed his words to his cousin “So, can you do something about the engine or what?”

“I’m trying to concentrate” Elijah said drily as he tinkered under the hood “Cars are not my specialty but I’m sure I can figure it out”

Gavin left him to it, he knew plenty about motorcycles but not that much about cars, plus the fucking genius may leave it better than he found it, didn’t hurt having Elijah doing some actual work for once either.

“Try it” Elijah said, Tina complied turning the key in the ignition; the engine came alive with a loud roar that hid the faint, distant ghostly voices trying to tell them they should go back.

[too-scared-to-do-this]

The day at the club

“At Affair with my love.“

Words: 1382

Warnings: mentions of alcohol (I don’t think there’s anything else.... if I missed something, please let me know :3)

Summary: Lilian and Zackery playing an “innocent game”. Pretty much just some stuff for the picture I posted a little while ago :)

Lilian Grace wasn’t one to back down from a challenge. No matter how scared or how uncomfortable the dare made her, the urge to prove the other wrong was always stronger. And that’s exactly how she found herself in this mess of a situation. Sitting on a stool in a club, surrounded by strangers with alcohol clouding her mind.

She wasn’t drunk per say, but give her one more shot, and she would be.

And that’s exactly what the problem was.

Zackery grinned down at the full glass and agonizingly slowly pushed it towards her. “Drink up, sweetheart, or pay.”

The dare was to down five glasses of whatever the hell this maniac ordered for her and he’d pay for all of her previous drinks as well as these. If not, she’d have to pay.

Lils eyed the glass, face contorting from the pungent smell. Even in this state, buzzed as all hell, somewhere deep down she knew this wasn’t the best idea.

But a dare’s a dare. She couldn’t help herself. (Plus, she really didn’t want to pay.) So, Lilian took a deep breath, curled her fingers around the glass and forced the burning liquid down.

Placing the glass back down with unnecessary force, she smirked up at Zack triumphantly. “Pay up, sweetheart.”

Zackery, nodding in appreciation of a fair game, and somewhat impressed, pulled out his wallet, waving at the bartender. “You can stomach much more than I thought.” he said her way, thanking the woman in front of them.

“Oh, believe me, I know.” Lils snorted, already feeling a tad bit more lightheaded. This wasn’t going to end well. “What was in those drinks anyways?”

“Oh, you know...” the boy shrugged innocently. The gleam in his eyes that soon turned into an evil grin was enough to get Lils’s guts to twist. No. This certainly was not going to end well. “Just a little bit of-“

“Zackery Joan Alirez! What the fuck have you done this time?”

Zack’s eyes grew wide, suddenly looking as shy as a scared puppy. With a trembling smile on his lips he turned around on his stool and looked down at the tiny figure. “Heyyy sis...”

In all honesty, even in her five-foot-tall glory and with her unbelievably sweet face, Lory looked terrifying when angry. You did not want to mess with that girl.

“What. Did you. Do.” she demanded with arms crossed over her chest.

Zack shot a quick glance Lilian’s way and decided not to seem like a coward in front of her. He straitened up, grin becoming the loose, Cheshire-cat like one he wore all the time, and mischief creeped back in his eyes. “We just played an innocent game, Lo. Which she clearly won.”

Lil’s head bobbed in agreement, significantly lighter than a few minutes ago. What the hell did she just consume?!

Oh, yeah, right - a shit-ton of alcohol.

She watched as Lory’s eyes scanned her flushed cheeks and overly-loose smile and then narrowed on her twin. “Innocent, hah?”

It wasn’t his fault that Zackery once again lost some of his flair. Anybody would under the steel gaze of Lorelay Alirez.

“Honey, you okay?” she asked sweetly, eyes softening as they found Lils’s again.

She held up a thumbs-up and smiled widely. A little too widely, in Lory’s opinion. “A-okay, Lo.”

Lory pursed her lips, making a clicking sound with her tongue as she drew in a deep breath. “Yeah, I’m calling Mat.”

Lils’s eyes sparkled at the mention of his name. “Matty? When did he get here?” she asked, looking around excitedly.

“Do not take your eyes of her.” Lo commanded her brother, the cold of the stare still lingering on him even after she turned away. “And no more games!” she called over her shoulder before completely disappearing in the crowd.

Zack shuddered. “What a witch. How can you be friends with her?”

“How can anybody be friends with you?” Lilian asked as sweet as ever.

The boy sputtered. “T-that’s... not fair...”  

“Everything’s fair in love and war!!!”

It might have been just a little on the louder-then-necessary side, as she called out, but honestly, she really didn’t care at this point.

She wanted to dance!

She slid down from the bar-stool, grabbing a wide-eyed Zackery by the arm and pulling him with her. “Let’s dance!”

And so they did, at least until Lory found them, looking very not okay with this. She grabbed a hold of Lils’s hand. “Come on, hon. Mat’s outside.”

“Matty!”

“I’ll deal with you later.” Lo threw a glare at her twin, who just looked apologetic. It seemed as if he was trying to explain what happened wasn’t completely his fault over some kind off twin telepathy. She wasn’t fazed. “Let’s go, babe.“

It wasn’t until Lory pushed on the heavy door that fresh air hit both of them square in the face. It helped Lilian clear her mind a little, but the fog that remained was still way too thick.

“Mat.” Lo smiled at the approaching figure, helping her friend down the stairs.

“Lo.”

“Sorry to bother, I would take her home, but my idiotic brother can’t be left alone for long in these places. He picks up people faster than mice do cheese.” she rolled her eyes at her twin’s tactics. He was a nice guy, but a disgusting one.

Mateo snorted at the comparison. “Yeah. Remember last December?”

“Oh, don’t even remind me!”

The last step was behind them, and Mat was almost by their side. That’s when Lil stopped focusing on her feet and finally noticed the boy. “Matty!” she giggled a little over-the-top-ishly.

Her first instinct was to run to him, but there was the problem of her foggy brain miscalculating the actual distance and almost falling over when she hugged the air in front of him.

He caught her effortlessly, used to her being like this. The thing was, this happened more often than not - she didn’t even need to drink. She was just a clumsy disaster.

She grinned up at him with her too-wide-too-loose grin and shining eyes. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he snickered softly.

“I think-“ she started giggling again. “I drank a liiiittle too much...”

“Just a little bit.”

Mat couldn’t help but play along. Lilian was adorable as it was, but a drunk Lilian was so endearing.

He sighed. A fond smile playing on his lips as she snuggled her face into the fabric of his sweatshirt.

Looking up at Lory, who was leaning against the railing, smiling down at the two, he too gave a thankful smile. “Thanks for looking out for her.”

“Basically my job. Koby and Seb would kill me if I let anything happen to their ‘innocent little bean’.” she mocked their friends, mimicking Koby’s voice.

They both knew Lo would kill him if he’d do anything to her. They all would. Those girls were unbelievably over-protective over Lilian.

He basically had to pry her away from Lory’s protective arms at the beginning of their relationship - the daggers that she glared at him and the interrogation and probably-not-so-lighthearted threads from Koby and Seb were just as much of thing. It was a fight, alright.

But in the end it was worth it. Now he’s just as bad as they are, when it comes to her.

“Take care of her, will you?” she sent a soft smile her friend’s way and turned up the stairs. “I got a brother to beat up.”

Mateo’s pretty sure he was about to say something sweet, like ‘How could I not?’ but the sentence muttered under Lory’s breath made him snort out a laugh. But as the door fall shut behind her, he found himself looking down fondly, whispering the exact same words.

Her small figure squirmed in his hold and she opened her eyes just the slightest bit, peering up at him. “M’tired...” she mumbled into the fabric, her words slurred a little.

Pushing a strand of hair out of her eyes gently he smiled a small crooked smile. The warmth in his heart growing.

She was difficult, hard to understand and said things that sounded out of place most of the time. And yet, this disaster of a girl held his heart. It was all hers.

“Let’s take you home.”

[aaronpullinteeth]

Get To Know Me:

Found a list of questions online....I’m bored.....so here we go:

1. What’s your philosophy in life?

Don’t judge a person by the box they tick, judge them on if they’re an asshole or not.

2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself?

My hairline.

3. Are you religious or spiritual?

Nope.

4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?

More of an extrovert nowadays.

5. Which parent are you closer to and why?

My mom. Since I haven’t seen my dad in about 10 years.

6. What was the best phase in your life?

The middle point of my college life I’d say. End of first year and start of second year.

7. What was the worst phase in your life?

I was aged about 13 - 14 years old. I lost my grandfather and my dad and I had a huge fight and he kicked me out so I ended up losing half of my family, my half siblings and most of my life. 

8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?

No. I never saw myself doing this. Plus as a kid I wanted to be Spider-Man.

9. What makes you feel accomplished?

Seeing people smile.

10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much?

The Crow. Something about the dark, gothic aesthetic and cool story, the music...just everything really. Watch it if you haven’t.

11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you?

Someone being intolerant (racist, sexist, homophobic etc)

12. Are you more into looks or brains?

A bit of both, but neither matter if the person is an asshole.

13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated?

I did once. It was a bad idea.

14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner?

On the one hand, I don’t mind it, since I don’t hide things, but on the other hand, you should trust your partner enough for them to have their own space, if you don’t trust them enough to have their own space like that, then the relationship isn’t gonna work. 

15. When do you think a person is ready for marriage?

.....when they say they’re ready? I don’t know. There isn’t one thing where you can say “That’s it, you have passed the Ready For Marriage” test.

16. What kind of parent do you think you will be?

Honestly, I have no idea. Hopefully a good one. I mean, I have the textbook template of what not to do in my dad.

17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner?

Already been there. Just accept it. Since my mom trusts me enough to, as she puts it “make your own stupid mistakes”

18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything?

An old friend of mine from school.

19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes?

I have done before. Depends on the ex and how it ended.

20. Have you ever lost someone close to you?

Yes I have. A fair few people.

21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up?

Depends what’s happened, but usually I prefer to be left alone.

22. What’s an ideal weekend for you?

Staying in all weekend and gaming, eating shitty food and never having to get dressed.

23. What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex?

I think I’d say my best friend is the opposite sex.

24. Do you judge a book by its cover?

Everyone does. The important thing is being open to having that judgment changed once you get to know what’s on the inside.

25. Are you confrontational?

In a way, not in an aggressive manor.

26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart?

I think about a year ago.

27. Would you relocate for love?

I’d consider it.

28. Did you ever write a journal?

No. But I write lyrics which are usually based on my mindset at the time so... kinda, I guess.

29. What are you most thankful for?

Punk rock and dogs.

30. Do you believe in second chances?

Sadly, I do.

31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?

A lot of people think I’m gay. I don’t mind when people think I am. It’s not an insult. I’m not, however.

32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation?

A cottage in the countryside of Scotland

33. What did your past relationship teach you?

Don’t ever get with someone because you think it’ll be easier.

34. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder?

It’s just a newer way of finding people. Just be careful with it.

35. What’s on your bucket list this year?

Well this year is almost over so I’m gonna count this for next year and say: Go to more concerts and get back in shape.

36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush?

Playing live on stage.

37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again?

Depends on your definition of crazy, I guess. Some would say playing music on stage, some would say streaking on the street for a dare, some would say having to “sing” Monster Mash on stage for a play, when I cannot sing to save my life, some would say walking through the streets dressed as an old woman....take your pick. And yes, I’d do all of those again.

38. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for?

More money. The chance to play in a band again. For my mom’s cancer to be cured.

39. What’s your biggest regret in life?

Being too shy to take the risks in life I should have. I’m not that way anymore, but there are a fair few chances I missed in the past because of it.

40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself?

Usually pro-wrestling or punk rock.

41. Does your job make you happy?

When you really get to help someone, then yes.

42. What did you want to be when you were younger?

Spider-Man

43. Why did your last relationship end?

A number of reasons. But deep down, I didn’t love the girl.

45. What’s been your biggest mistake so far in life and what did you learn from it?

Letting someone back into my life after they treated me like shit. I learned not to let someone back into your life after they treated you like shit.

46. Where is your favorite place in the entire world to go?

Oddly specifically, there’s a pub at the very bottom of the massive hill in Robin Hood’s Bay that over looks the sea. Being in the beer garden of that pub, sitting on the wall, looking over the sea....it’s the most at peace I have ever felt whenever I’ve been there.

47. What are your top five favorite movies?

The Crow, The Dark Knight, 10 Things I Hate About You, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Toy Story 2.

48. What are some of your favorite songs?

Basically anything by The Wonder Years, Bowling For Soup or Blink182.

49. What qualities do you admire about your parents?

Nothing about my dad. The work ethic, optimism and open mindedness of my mother.

50. How would you describe your best friend?

Fucking awesome and my rock.

51. What’s your favorite hobby to do alone?

Writing.

52. What’s something you can’t go a day without doing?

Breathing...it’s important......ok, seriously, it’s cuddling with my dog.

53. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve done lately?

I’m not sure....it’s been a while since I’ve had the chance to do anything truly spontaneous.

54. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for love?

Ran away.

55. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Ignorance.

56. Why do you think you’re still single?

I don’t get out enough. And possibly my face.

57. What accomplishment are you most proud of?

My band’s album.

58. What is one dream you have yet to accomplish?

Get to have an actual wrestling match.

59. What is your greatest fear?

The Birdseye Stuffed Bear.

60. What are three things you value most about a person?

A sense of humor, open mindedness and the ability to talk about utter bullshit at all hours.

61. Who are five people you are closest with?

Currently I’d say there are only 3 and they know who they are.

62. What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome?

Losing half of my family.

63. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

Either in America (somewhere like New York) or in the middle of the Scottish countryside.

64. What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened this past year?

To me? Probably going to see NXT UK live.

65. What’s your favorite beer?

More of a whiskey drinker to be honest.

66. What’s one thing that bothers you most about the world today?

The political landscape.

67. Who are you closer with your mom or your dad?

Mom.

68. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

I’m sure I answered this already, but my hairline. I miss having long hair.

69. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?

The political landscape.

70. Who was your favorite teacher and why?

Mr Hope. He was my teacher in Maths when I was in year 9. He had the best sense of humor and somehow made it so Maths wasn’t the most boring thing in the world.

71. What sport did you fall in love with?

Pro-Wrestling

72. What is the weirdest thing about you?

Almost everything about me is a little weird. Maybe the fact that the bones in my wrist pop in and out of their sockets.

73. What was your longest relationship?

Not that long to be honest, 4 or 5 months.

74. What would your best friend say is your best quality?

She once told me my best quality is that I’m “quirky”

75. Who is your favorite historical figure?

If it counts, Kurt Cobain.

76. What made you choose the college you went to?

It was accessible and offered the courses I wanted? Isn’t that why everyone chooses a college?

77. If you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be?

Take those chances.

78. What food could you not live without?

I think I could give up any item of food if I had to.

79. Dogs or Cats?

Dogs, but I love both.

80. What’s closest you’ve ever come to being arrested?

Not sure. 

81. What was your best birthday?

I’m not much of a birthday person so I don’t often do much. 

82. What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do?

Play guitar.

83. Where’s one place you’d like to go that you haven’t been?

America. (I know it’s huge, but I haven’t been anywhere in America so...)

84. What was the last book you read? And When?

Batman - Death Of The Family, about a week ago.

85. Where do you usually get your news?

The internet or at work.

86. What are some of your own personal goals in the next 5 years?

Get in shape. Move forward in my job. I don’t know. I don’t like looking too far ahead.

87. What would you consider your greatest accomplishment so far?

Again, pretty sure you’ve asked this. Recording an album with my band.

88. If you could get away with anything that you do?

I think the grammar failed here.... not sure. 

89. Who is your greatest hero?

My mother.

90. What’s the greatest risk you’ve ever taken?

Up rooting my life and moving miles away to start a new one.

91. Why are we here?

Our parents got busy and well.... 9 months later.

92. If heaven is real and you died tomorrow, would you get in?

Probably not.

93. Do you believe in fate?

No.

94. How do you think people see you?

With their eyes..... oh, you mean metaphorically? Likely as an idiot.

95. If you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, what would it be?

Letting someone back in.

96. What song makes you unconditionally happy?

My dog.

97. If you could have anybody else’s life, who’s would you take?

I wouldn’t. What’s the point in wishing you were someone else? These are the cards you’re dealt, do the best you can with them.

98. What fictional character do you most relate to?

Jason Todd.

99. If I asked you at age 5 what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say?

You’ve asked this already....again. Spider-Man

100. What is your biggest irrational fear?

Again....you’ve asked this. The Birdseye Stuffed Bear.

101. If you could take us anywhere in the world right now, where would you take us?

Right now? At this exact moment? Where’s RAW being held tonight? 

102. What is your biggest regret?

I had a chance once to apply for a wrestling school and I didn’t take it.

103. If you died tomorrow, what would you wish you had done?

See the above.

104. Can you pin point the moment in your life where you were the happiest?

The first time I got to perform Dammit by Blink182 live on stage infront of an actual audience.

105. What song makes you unconditionally sad?

Elvis Presley - An American Trilogy. It was my granddad’s fav song and was played at his funeral.

106. If past lives are real, what was yours?

I’d like to think i’m brand new.

107. Have you ever seen something you can’t explain?

Pretty often.

108. What is your biggest accomplishment?

You’ve asked this 3 times.

109. If you could do one thing without suffering the consequences, what would you do?

Punch a certain someone in the face......with a brick.

110. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?

That I was a sentient tree and couldn’t move anywhere but I was able to make sarcastic comments at everyone who walked by.

111. What is the darkest thought you’ve ever had? What about the darkest thing you’ve never told anybody?

I once saw a baby crying on a bus and I thought to myself “I wonder how far the baby would go if I punted it” And I haven’t told people a lot of dark things I hear daily at work.

112. Is there something out there, a thought, an idea, a current event, or a fear that you find deeply unsettling?

The political landscape

113. What would you consider to be your deepest fear? (This question can be really telling of the depth or lack thereof of a person.)

You’ve asked this question so many times already!

114. Is there an activity that calms you? A place or a thing that makes you feel at ease?

Hugging my dog while watching wrestling.

115. What makes you feel uneasy? Overwhelmed? Anxious?

The political landscape....I mean, we’re on the verge of World War 3 here.

116. What is your favorite song and why?

Peaces - Sum41. It’s just..... too relatable. 

117. Do you have a favorite book? A line in a piece of literature? A poem? Why do you relate to it?

“ All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.”  - Batman: The Killing Joke

It just speaks to me on how close you can be to breaking. You have to try and be the best person you can be, always.

118. What scene in a movie has evoked the most feelings out of you?

More a scene from a TV show, rather than a film, but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN5Yv8Hfk_o

Excuse the shitting quality.

119. What do you do or where do you go when you need to be alone?

I go home and stick headphones on.

120. What makes you feel like you need to be alone?

Usually after work.

121. Can you remember a time in your life you felt the most alive? Tell me everything about that memory.

Being on stage, playing a live performance with my band. It was just living a dream.

122. When have you felt the lowest in your life?

Likely about 3 years ago. I had just lost a job, my neighbors were bullying me to the point I was terrified of leaving my house and I had just let someone back into my life that decided to try and wreck it again.

123. Where have you felt the most failure? The most success?

See above for failure. Most success was when my band’s album got online and I could see that people where actually listening to it and like it.

124. Tell me about the facts or harsh truths you choose to ignore but know you shouldn’t.

That one person was extremely bad news.

125. When have you felt like you were living life to the fullest? When have you felt like you weren’t?

I think I’ve answered this already.

126. What is the first lie you ever told? Which is the biggest?

I can’t remember my first lie....I was likely about 3 years old. Biggest? I told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

127. What is the first secret you ever kept from anybody? Which is the biggest?

Not sure about first but biggest might have been that a girl cheated on her boyfriend with me multiple times.

128. Are you a religious or spiritual person? Tell me why and tell me how.

No I’m not and because it just doesn’t make sense to me.

129. Have you always had the same political beliefs? Is there something that impacted them?

Yeah, I have always felt the same.

130. Where do you find meaning in your life?

Writing, creating and friends

131. Have you ever been in love? Tell me about the times you have been.

Yes I have. Once. I’m not going to go into the details but let’s just say, she didn’t feel the same way and kinda just used me.

132. Tell me about the times someone broke your heart.

See above.

133. Why did you cry the last time you did so?

Last time I really really cried was when I found out my mom has cancer.

134. Have you ever cried tears of joy?

Once.

135. What did you do when you hurt someone the most?

Ended a relationship I wasn’t truly invested in and I didn’t feel even close to the same way, so I know it was the right thing to do but she didn’t see it that way.

136. If your life was a movie or a book what would be the title to it?

I’d like to think it would be named after one of my songs....maybe Swallow Me Whole

137. When have you caused the most harm to yourself?

Mentally or physically? Mentally, well, as I’ve already said, letting someone back in. Physically....I guess from drumming so much I’ve fucked my wrists

138. What has been the biggest change you ever made that made you the most proud of yourself?

Fighting against being so shy.

139. Think about the people you love the most in your life, what do you do for them?

I like to think I make them laugh and I’m always here when they need me. Just at the end of the phone. 

140. Is home for you a place or a feeling? Describe that place or describe that feeling.

I’d say it’s more a feeling of true comfort.

141. If you could be anywhere other than where you are right now, where would you be and what would you be looking at?

Right now? Where’s RAW being held tonight?

142. Have you ever questioned your sanity and why?

All the time. You should see the characters I create.

143. What is your most cherished childhood memory?

Sitting in the car with my mom for hours singing Bon Jovi.

144. Have you ever had dreams about a past life?

Not that I can remember.

145. Do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares?

Yeah, I have a couple.

146. Do you believe more in fate or that we are the creators of our own destinies because we are governed by free will?

Creators of our own destinies. I mean, sure, you can’t change the hand you’re dealt, but what you do with that hand is 100% down to you.

147. Do you believe in extraterrestrial life? Elaborate on why or why not.

I do. There’s just no way that we are alone in the universe. The fact that the universe is ever expanding and evolving, that shows that there must be life out there other than on our planet.

148. Would you find more comfort in the theoretical idea that that we were the most advanced species in outer space or would you find more comfort in the idea that we weren’t?

That we weren’t. Because if we are the mos advanced, the universe is fucked. I like to think we will always have something to learn.

149. What would be your thought process if you were presented with irrefutable evidence that a god didn’t exist? What would be your thought process if you were presented with irrefutable evidence that a god did exist?

Evidence that a God doesn’t exist - Well I’m right.

Evidence that a God does exist - Sweet. Where have you been all this time, asshole?

150. What do you think was there before the universe came into creation?

....Nothing....

151. Do you believe in other dimensions and parallel universes?

I’d like to. I love the concept that every decision you make branches off into another dimension where the opposite call was made. I find that fascinating. 

152. How do you define art?

Expression in the form of creation

153. If you could have the option of eradicating pain from your life would you choose to do so? Why or why not?

No, to quote Butters from South Park (of all characters) “ Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid.”

154. Is a life exclusive to pleasure (no suffering) worthwhile?

Nope.

155. What do you think happens after death, if anything?

Honestly, I think nothing happens. I think you just die....that’s it. End of. Game over. Roll credits. Blank screen.

156. If you could be given the date of your death would you want to know it?

No.

157. Presented with the opportunity to be immortal would you take it?

I can see ups and downs to it. I think I’d go for yes

158. Would you rather be loved or love?

Can’t choose both? If I had to pick, I’d rather love.

159. How do you define beauty?

Something so nice it makes you feel good in some way.

160. Where does happiness come from? Define what happiness means to you.

Feeling fulfilled by something.

161. Do you believe yourself to be truly free? If so, why? If not, what is holding you back?

In a way, yes. But the way society works, you’re not truly 100% free due to the need to earn money for food, shelter and comfort.

162. Deja-vu: is there anything to it or merely coincidence

Coincidence I’d say.

163. What was your father or mother like at home? How does he or she act different outside of family?

My mom acts a lot more relaxed at home. My dad was an asshole at home and tried to come across as a decent person in public.

164. If you were given a choice to choose your manner of death, how would you die?

In a blaze of glory.

165. Tell me a really, really stupid joke that made you laugh.

I JUST KICKED STAN!

166. Pick two out of physical chemistry, lifestyle compatibility, emotional compatibility and intellectual compatibility.

Emotional Compatibility & Lifestyle Compatibility 

167. If you were forced to vote for one the biggest dictators of history, (Hitler, Mussolini, Mugabe, Mao, Saddam or Stalin), which one would you pick and why?

How’s about none? How are they gonna force me?

168. Show me a music track or a scene from a film that made you tear up.

I already did this.

169. If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would it be and why?

Just more dogs.

170. If you were given a chance to explore the oceans, go to outer space or visit 50 different countries, which one you choose and why?

The countries, to see all the different cultures and ways of life.

171. Do you think that men are more rational and women are more emotional?

Nope. I think it doesn’t make a difference what gender you are. It’s who you are as a person.

172. Out of the negative emotions of greed, anger, jealousy and hate, which one would you say affects you the most?

Anger.

173. Out of the positive emotions of compassion, positivity, enthusiasm and initiative, which one is your biggest strength?

Compassion

174. If you could be President of your country for an hour, what is the one thing that you would change?

Brexit.

175. Describe your best first kiss.

Spontaneous, passionate and likely a mistake.

176. Has another’s pain ever given you joy? Be totally honest.

Yes.

177. Tell me your biggest strength outside of your workplace.

Creativity, I guess.

178. If you were given a choice to turn into a zombie or to die, which would you pick?

Die.

179. If you had to pick one, what is the most important value you would teach your children? Honesty, Kindness or Courage?

Kindness.

180. Are you health conscious?

Less so than I should be.

181. Name the one bad quality you wouldn’t mind in a partner.

Being untidy because so am I.

182. Name the one worst quality you cannot tolerate in a partner.

Intolerance.... ironically.

183. Tell me your biggest supernatural or paranormal fear?

Don’t think I have one.

184. If you got a free cheque for $5,000 right this second, how would you use it?

Pay some bills and likely go and take my mom out for a meal and then split the rest up between the closest people to me.

185. Name one really surprising thing that set your heart pumping and gave you an adrenaline rush.

Nothing really surprising has. Just the stuff you’d expect.

186. Tell me about the time you were so embarrassed in love, you wished you could disappear right there and then.

Anytime you confess to someone and they laugh at you.

187. Have you ever been unable to sleep? What do you do with your time then?

Fairly often. Usually game

188. Tell me about your biggest love regret that made you wish you could turn back time?

I don’t ever really wish to go back in time. 

189. Do you believe in materialism or spirituality?

I believe in them, I am, however, neither of them.

190. If you were forced to pick one religion on this planet, which one would it be and why?

In all honesty, I’d pick atheism. It would force people to actually live their life for themselves and their closest family & friends, not a being that may or may not exist. Also it would eliminate one of the biggest reasons for war throughout history.

191. What is the most romantic and loving thing you have ever done for somebody?

I’m not sure what other’s would say, but to be, I’ve wrote someone a song.

192. What is the most adventurous thing you have ever done in your life?

I’m not sure....I guess the fact I was someone’s art project once.

193. What’s your day-to-day mantra?

Be a good person;

194. What quote resonates with you more than any other?

There’s only ever going to be one you, don’t make that one you an asshole.

195. What’s your anti-motto?

Errrmmmm..... Everything is awesome?

196. What trait do you envy in others?

The ability to play guitar

197. What skill do you wish you had?

See above.

198. How do you wish to be remembered?

As a decent person....and kinda funny.

199. How would your best friend describe you in five words?

Quirky, funny, drumming, idiot....five.

200. How would you summarize your life purpose?

To make people happy, I guess.

[embersofstardust]

ALL THE DESCRIBE YOUR OC QUESTIONS.

OH SHIT NONNY IM SO SORRY i haven’t been on desktop in like, a WEEK and i forogt to check TT^TT

So all of these are for my main OC, Raven(na Heart) 1: their voiceokay so, it’s kinda hard for me to describe? it’s sorta childish-sounding but not quite, a little lower? idk man and i don’t have a ref sorry ^^’

2: their smiledefault? More of a smirk than anything, or a cheschire grin pretty much. but she usually smiles really really big if you can get her to do it, complete with eye-wrinkling and such

3: their greatest achievementhmmmm. she has a lot but probably somewhere along the lines of learning the intro riff to all of the songs on the 3 metallica CDs she has, or building a functioning little robot that can walk around and has semi-basic AI

4: their insecuritiesahahaha oh boy. There’s a lot of them ^^’ she usually has some pretty bad body-type issues (small but still curvy doesn’t usually go over well and since i like changing her backstory sometimes she’s heavier), hates her freckles, is somewhat jealous of her sister’s ability to easily make friends/be very academically successful. She’s good at history but that’s about it, she’s better at hands-on classes. extras usually depend on the backstory for the day ^^’

5: their shortcomingsahahahahahahahahaha oh jeez. Well, she’s short-tempered, impulsive, doesn’t really think as much before heading into a plan as she should, likes to see how far she can stretch the rules before they snap (or just break them entirely), brash, and abrasive. She’s a chaotic good, really

6: how they deal with griefpfffffffft she really doesn’t? she gets so so attached to people when she does that it’s just devastating when she loses one but then she’ll also bottle it up after the initial shock/denial, especially if it’s to keep a brave face for her sister because she’s even more sensitive

7: how they like to dresspunk/gamer/cat lover/grunge? it’s hard to explain really but i’m sure it’s easy to get the general picture. but she does like victorian/steampunk-type clothes (i have a sideblog full of stuff like aesthetics and whatnot for her and her sister, just message me and i can tell you it if you need a visual :) )

8: what they like to eatchocolate, meat, potatoes, that covers most of it XD honestly it’s almost anything but that’s what she prefers, especially chocolate

9: their theme??? theme song? motivational quote sort of thing? i don’t get this question

10: their fashion sense?? isn’t this the same as the earlier one?

11: their family lifelike i said, varies, but usually tragic and/or chaotic. nine times out of ten she’s adopted anyways, she tends to stick very close to her sister and her twin brother if i decide to incorporate him and makes her family more of her friends

12: their romantic lifeshe’s impulsive and doesn’t think as much as she should. usually ends up with at least a few bad relationships but still willing to go into one if it happens? but she’s also really shy to new people and she’s awkward when it comes to romance because she doesn’t know how much affection to give that might end up driving them away (and as for orientation, pansexual)

13: their embarrassing memory from years agowhen she got dragged into playing princess with her sister but then got really into it and there’s a video of her running around in a VERY fluffy dress after her sister in the yard

14: how they react to burning their tongue on food“Ow! Fuck! it was hotter than I thought…” and probably tried eating it after she was already told it was hot

15: how they react to a brainfreezeagain, “Ah, fuck! Brainfreeze!” and then continues the same pattern until she gets it yet again

16: their dreamsusually not too good. Like i said, family life usually don’t go over too well so it’s either dreamless exauhstion or dreams that don’t exactly wake you up feeling cheerful and refreshed unless she’s sleeping in the same room as someone she trusts (she always snuck into her sisters bed when she was little)

17: their ambitionstorn between bad-ass rockstar and bringing about the official steampunk/sci-fi era

18: how they sleepnot well, and usually tries to find ways to stay up until she passes out like working on projects or playing video games

19: their reaction to betrayalAngry, pissed, furious, livid, and then crippling and devastating depression and hurt once the adrenaline runs out

20: their reaction to a mystery love letter“????? well this isn’t mine, this can’t be about me”

21: how they react to painphysical? She has a high pain tolerance but if she does feel it it’s usually followed by a “Fuck!”

22: what they’re like on two hours of sleeppretty normal, maybe a little sleepy but the biggest tell sign is how dark around her eyes is

23: how they act when they’re sickreally really fucking whiny

24: what motivates themspite and her sister typically

25: why you enjoy them well first of all i’ve had her for like, ten years and she’s grown with me and changed to take on her own personality and practically come to life. She’s a big part of what got me through my school years solely because of the fact that I could delve into her story and get so immersed, also hence why I love playing with her backstory. I like putting her into different worlds and situations and seeing how she changes so no two incarnations are quite the same. plus she’s fun. she’s hot headed, a brat, but she’s still sweet but has a hard time going about it and is so damn COMPLEX because i’ve had her for so long

I also have the twins, Aven and Neva, and Raven’s twin/genderbend, Kronixus :)

[triplealysine-blog]

disco space cat

Let’s see. I’m an Aries and I need to fucking analyze everything otherwise it makes me go insane.Or i’m just insane all the time. I mean I used to just add things to my agenda so I don’t have to deal with feelings but I don’t know, I physically cannot focus and do that. Plus, I’m trying to get better so maybe writing things down and taking care of my emotions head on will help me deal with things better. 

So here we fucking go. I mean on Thursday I went along my day knowing that I would intentionally make bad decisions. I was trying to be convinced by my friends to not do any of that, obviously, but you know me. I’m an Aries, if i’ve already made my decision and I know it’s for sure going to get me an outcome that is a “win” then here we go. Even if it’s going to drag me through fire, I’m going to fucking do it. And by winning, I mean like idk...I’m not trying to conquer this person, b/c people are their own people and I DUNNO. When I have a goal, I do everything I can to achieve it, no short cuts (that’s questionable with this situation? hmm). Anways, them. It’s one of those fucking Romeo and Juliet fucking situations. Me and them...We both socially associate and are friends with VERY DIFFERENT groups of people. I obviously feel insecure about it, I already know my friends don’t approve. One of them said “ you slept with that person?!?!” After seeing a facebook picture of them. To give context, my friends care about how they look a lot and I feel like they need to fit the social construct of beautiful, tall, and skinny. 1 of those traits is genetic so that can’t be changed, but you get the drift.  And then i’m that short, one asian friend. How have I assimilated to their group? Who knows. Off tangent. Uhm anyways I’m jumping around here because I’m so frazzled and don’t know how to coherently talk about this story. Uh so this person I’m interested in. I dunno, We like the same random things in a lot of areas of music, books, and movies and just things. Like very specific, not popular things. They’re no bs from what I see and they feel so comfortable in their own skin. They also just seem so invested and have so much compassion and drive for something they want to do. That’s a quality I like to see in people, just seeing someone so engrossed with something and really trying to perfect the nuances for what they’re working. That drive to tirelessly accomplish something they’re passionate about. 

Let’s just back track to when I first met them. It was in an improv class last year. I absolutely abhorred that class, because i’m a classical musician (long story short I ended up liking it even though i bashed on it weekly). First day of class we all did those introduction and ice breakers bullshit....It felt like one of those group therapy sessions. We were all sitting in a circle, staring at each other and trying to take in how each individual is so fucking different and in so many different majors. Anyways, they were there, so //strikingly// different and they just stood out with their newly dyed hair and some getup that was so fucking abstract to me. They introduced themselves with another name at the time and told the class that they were interested in improv but were very shy. They wanted to be in this class to become less shy and perform for an audience with their voice without all the jitters of insecurity, etc. As the semester rolled by they would always intensely stare at me, and I would stare fucking back. These improvs were long, so sometimes it would just be a staring contest. Usually they would win. It was annoying. From what they told me //yesterday// they said they would stare at me because I looked passionate and beautiful >///> when I played. UGH. Slay me please. Back to last year...I dunno, I always felt so drawn to them. I sound like a fucking 14 year old girl (according to my friends and myself). Anyways, I would try to hang out with them during breaks and be down for anything and everything. I accompanied them to Walgreens one time and they just told me a bunch of random things about themselves and I was definitely into it.  I also started to make jokes and mess with them ( I usually don’t do that unless I know a person for awhile). We did hang out like that a few other times, at some point I gave them my number. Jump to the more recent days where I’ve been an absolute mess and they’ve asked me to do an improv with them and a few others (who were also in the improv class last semester) for a performance called TNS (Thursday Night special where people play what they’re working on and get totally shit faced, the shit faced aspect is obviously drawing me bc i’m a fucking binge alcoholic). Obviously I said yes and so I’ve been practicing with them the last few weeks. Oh, did I also say that during this time I was on tinder? I saw them on tinder and swiped right just for fucks and obviously to wonder if they swiped right. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT, we fucking matched bitches. My first message was “lol.” So fucking smooth right? They sent a message back like a day later with the eyes emoji.  We exchanged a text more or two and then they finally said “So was this a friend or a something else swipe because tbh I am completely fine with both.” I responded all “cool and calm” saying “I’m down for either. I don’t mind.” And then a few minutes later I got the balls and said “ And you’re cute so :P”..They responded with “ OH dramn...so like in that case we should like....hang out more....Also, you are also very cute, fancy that.” We exchanged more texts on tinder and such, very minimal. Onto the second week we started practicing for their piece titled...let’s say “Cassiopeia.” We started to play the improv, and they were conducting me, and the 3 other musicians. Obviously I’m staring at them to perform and just b/c i’m like high-key like crushing on them. During the middle of the improv, for some reason they fucking kept on staring at me like 75% of the time. After contemplation during this improv I fucking winked at them. They basically lost it and their face was so fucking beet red. As fucking red as their fucking firey dyed hair. That blush killed me. Literally. We like giggled and laughed it off during those like 20 seconds. We were all still playing of course, the harpist and the bassist were like into the music and not paying attention to this little fiasco. But i fucking turned my head to the left where the sax player was playing and she laughed and had a very confused expression, mouthing to me “what’s going on???” and obviously I just shook my head and turned. Yeah fuck me b/c AGH. Their blush was...*cries*..reminds me of really gay and horribly written fanfiction. Anways, that week goes by and we have another rehearsal in which I was rushing to leave bc my friend was crying and i had like work to do. As I was leaving somehow I agreed to hang with them afterwards? Skip to me hanging out with them in their room...I forgot they had a fucking cat and I was hella allergic and my eyes were getting so ugly and puffy. THey were coughing so I offered to give them my inhaler (probs a bad decision but ill get another one) so I could run to my dorm and get that plus take some allergy pills. I was so fucking excited so i ran to my dorm (tripping occasionally,) and got the inhaler, plus a strong steroid one to give them and like scarfed down 2 zyrtecs and my strong nasal allergy spray...Anyways, we just hung out and chilled on their bed. Nothing happened, but as the time went on (till like midnight-1am) I progressively got closer to them. Did I tell you they’re warm as fuck?

Onto the next week for TNS (which was this past thursday). That’s the fucking day where I knew I would make very bad(but good?) decisions. OBviously everyone drank and smoked and played music. our improv went so fucking well and I hung out with them and followed them everywhere. THis other dude they’re interested in was there so idk. He kissed her on the cheek and I was like “ should I get the other side” and I fucking kissed their cheek. I was probably drunk at this point and very bold lol. Did I tell you that their cheeks and face is literally so fucking soft. I’m going to finish this later b/c i am sleepy. 

[sassmill]

Do all those ask things 1-104

I saw this comingASK ME THINGS1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Hello Reese, how did I get here exactly 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?Lmfao she jokingly told people we were dating and liked to hold my hand and mentions the kiss way too much and shit but she never explicitly expressed actual interest in a real relationship and she kept telling me about girls she was talking to on tinder and asking me for relationship advice but I don't have time to play games and she graduated so who the fuck knowsThe kiss was for acting class but she was way too handsy with me outside of class for it to be just a stage kiss and by the end of the semester I was just kind of annoyed 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?If we're talking the good kush then no but other stuff yes4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Yeet5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?Well my character was an alcoholic and the girl kissing me had just finished pouring beer into my mouth So "Tilly" was drunk but I was not 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?Lmao give me till the end of the summer before I answer this (that's a big fuckin joke because I'm a pussy and won't do anything)7. What does your last received text say?TRUE8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?idk I think we did the scene full out a total of three times9. Where was your last kiss at?The black box theater on campus10. When is the last time you saw your sister?Sometime before she went to bed idk time is a human construct 11. What do you drink in the morning?Coffee 12. Where did you sleep last night?My bed 13. Do you think relationships are hard?Just because something takes effort doesn't mean it has to be hard 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Done my fuckin employment paperwork for camp a hell of a lot sooner 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?UGH having to have an actual conversation and not being able to diffuse everything with humor like I usually do 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?Rainy I am so unbelievably pale 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Yes my fuckin dorm neighbor all this past year had the exact first AND middle name as me it was fuckin weird18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Haha joke's on you I don't wear pants to bed if I don't have to 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?You know I sure fuckin hope so because I'm actually starting to lose my mind 20. Does anyone like you?Platonically I'm popular for once and it's working well for me so I'm gonna pretend that that's what this question is asking me 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Nope22. Is the last person you kissed gay?She's not straight 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?SEVERAL 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?A lot but I'm impulsive and afraid of commitment so I know that any choice I make I will probably regret 25. In the past week have you cried?Haha more like how many weeks has it been since I haven't cried26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Friendo (mutt)27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?Idk I kinda do a combo I move while drying 28. Have you ever kissed a football player?Oh honey not my gay ass29. Do you think you’re old?I've been told I'm an old soul and I've personally felt like a 46 since I was about 1330. Do you like text messaging?Since I struggle with verbal communication (that isn't rehearsed like a script is), YES31. What type of day are you having?Went to IKEA and the hardware store then went home and felt hopeless about a married woman so all in all pretty gay32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Not really I'm all for body modification but for myself piercings freak me out33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Cold this is literally logical because I can't remove my skin when it's too hot but I can put on a fucking sweater when it's cold 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?I LOVE MY ACTING TEACHER CLAIR SO FUCKING MUCH HE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT AND I DONT THINK I WOULD'VE DONE SO WELL THIS YEAR WITHOUT HIM35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?fuck I meanRealistically a relationship But I passed desperate when I joined a sugar baby website so I'll take a fuckin fling at this point36. Are you a simple or complicated person?I'm like what would happen if you tried to put together IKEA furniture for the second time without the manual and you have a little too much confidence in yourself because you pulled it off fine the first time with the instructions but you quickly realize you need help and then everything just turns into screaming 37. What song are you listening to?Literally erotic asmr videos judge me if you want I've lost the ability to care38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Honey if I ain't sorry your ass isn't getting an apology 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?The fuckin cheese monster 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?Holy shit do I even want to get into thisTrick question the answer is yesSo I've known this woman for over ten years and have been getting increasingly close with her for sixIn the past four years is when I've fallen for her and let me tell you in all honesty: it started as a hate fuck fantasy. I used to hate her so so much. AND THEN I realized I was gay and Things Changed ™ plot twist: she's actually an incredible person who helped me build up my confidence and feel proud of my sensuality and yeah I think I've been solidly in love with her for two years now but she is married to a man so fuck me rightShe's also twice my age which has lead me into some deep self loathing shit it's complicated and I'm still working through it 10/10 would not recommend She did call me her flirty girl tho at least I'll always have that whatever the fuck it's supposed to mean41. When did you last receive a text message?12:12 am which is about half an hour ago 42. What is wrong with you right now?We don't have time for this I can assure you 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Well first of all I pretty much text only females, so jot that downAnd I mean god how long have we been friends Reese I think I know you fairly well for an Internet friend I know about your true feelings for bowser so 44. Does anyone disgust you?Jesus don't even fucking get me started 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Yes are you sensing a theme here46. Are you in a good mood right now?Eh47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My father48. What color shirt are you wearing?Grey49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?That I have my permit test tomorrow lmao50. Anyone you’re giving up on?I mean people change so fuckin give it time51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?See number 4052. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?NOPE when I decide I'm done I'm fuckin done 53. Do you like rain?Ye54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Within reason 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?See 4056. Do you like to cuddle?Yes fuck57. Are you shy?Not really I mean I have a variety of facades for when I'm insecure so58. Do you get along with girls?I'm gay59. Have you dated the person you texted last?Yeah what a memelord60. What do you carry with you at all times?My dark past with the musical Cats61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?My dude I already volunteer in one for free you bet your ass I'd jump at the chance to get paid to deal with ghosts for onceI'd have a lot more patience with the Puritan minister calling me a witch because I'm a woman who speaks out of turn if I was making money 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?I'm a very adaptable person so I should hope so63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Well when she kisses me on the cheek I die inside so I'm gonna go with probably 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Ashlinn and Kristina reaffirm my belief in the existence of love every day and that's the cutest thing ever66. How old are the last three people you kissed?25, 19, 18 but honestly none of them count so?67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? I'm cheap and don't like physical contact or intimacy with strangers so you do the math68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? My dude I don't even have a license 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Who71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? I'm posting this via carrier pigeon so72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Idk whenever the last buskin society party was 73. Do you like diet soda? Only Diet Pepsi 74. What color are the walls in your room? This really awful green color that my parents painted it when my youngest siblings were sharing it (a "gender neutral" color)75. Are you 16 or older? Yeet76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Ugh I watched two whole seasons and still couldn't find a way to care77. Do you have a job? I have three technically but two are summer and one is at school 78. What are your initials? EVG79. Did you ever have braces? For five fucking years plus other shit to fix my overbite 80. Are you from the south? God no 81. What does your last status on facebook say? If You Notice A Beautiful Purple Thing On The Sand This Summer, Run Away Immediately 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Yeah see I haven't had a real kiss yet so 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Idk I mean I think I get along better with my dad but that's just because I am literally exactly like my mother 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Oh god yup both I dropped a girl on her head 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? I think it was Get Out86. Do you smoke? Carol Aird Taught Me How To Hit A Blunt At Two AM On A Softball Field 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Heels88. Is your phone touch screen? If I touch the pigeon it bites me89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? This is a joke my hair has absolutely zero natural texture 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? I'm bland 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool I get anxiety from nature have you ever seen Scooby Doo and the Loch Ness Monster?92. Have you ever made out in a car? No93. …Had sex in a car?I'm really bitter right now94. Are you single or in a relationship? Really 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?I think I was crying 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? A couple months ago just randomly. My school is down the road from an amusement park. 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? I guess98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? No99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? I am a heavyweight mom friend so no100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Yup101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? I'm gay102. Name your favorite Kesha song: I fux wit Your Love is My Drug103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I have the minimum amount of melanin a person can have without actually being albino I am physically incapable of tanning104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Fashion is a societal construct