#not sorry for the mcyt meme formats

[zeb-z]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "cucurucho pills" 😳you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear Richarlyson is just sleeping

My buddy Pac pacing: the Federation is lying to us

[v01dw4tch3r]

[tubborucho]

🎈👓.🎤

First of all just gotta say: this combination of images gave me Richie Tozier IT whiplash lmao, my old fandoms getting me

c!clingy somehow appearing on the QSMP. listen, i just keep getting back to this thought in my head, i have a plan for the first chapter. i even have a person, who agreed to oversee my writing (and i am very sorry), but i just don’t think i will ever get to it

There’s a lot of small details I really like. I can’t talk about them freely bcs I do not wish for my ao3 acc to be found, but just as an example:

i had a fic where characters were in a fake dating situation and one of them looked at another couple, that were acting clingy, thinking something like ‘i wish somebody would love me as much to miss me even if i was gone for just five minutes’ and then right afterwards they though ‘also, where is this fucker [their fake dating partner], it’s been ten minutes, where are they’. I think it’s a really neat detail, and all of my friends, who read it, found it cute

Mmm, depending in what way ig. Like, opinions about formatting? plots? ‘chronically online’ things? I do have a lot of strong opinions, I guess, not a lot of them are controversial tho.

The most controversial one I have personally is that I don’t care what anyone writes no matter how ‘bad’ it is, until it’s tagged properly and secured from general audience (ESPECIALLY when it comes to fandoms like mcyt, where those things, that are considered bad, are usually about real people)((((and i am not calling minecraft characters real btw, just to avoid confusion in regards to recent stupid takes, i mean rpf here))))

[pokichusramblings]

I’m so sorry mutuals for reblogging this meme format over and over again but in my defense the combination of mcyts and certain fictional characters does so much psychological damage to me that I must inflict it on my mutuals

Here you go, shitheads

[neverleftthedesert]

i’m late to the party but here’s some dsmp citizen memes, dsmpsona edition, part 1!! (god these were way too fun to make,,) 

[enderspawn]

c!hbomb be like I’m a catmaid for hire, I’m a loyalist to the crown, I’m a game show host, I’m incredibly empathetic, I enjoy making people humiliated for fun, I’m chronically alone, I’m a parkour master, I’m a knight, my love language is gift giving, I’m conflict-avoidant, all my pets are named after other smp members, I’m an alcoholic, I’m pregnant

[ashdownunderscorebeloved]

I’ve never done something like this before but I wanted to just to try my hand at it! So, my friends and I play this game where if someone says or does something really stupid or really funny, you can “copy” what they say and anytime someone tells you to “paste”, you have to do or say the thing no matter what you’re doing! We’ve gotten some pretty good things so I wanted to make little headcanon thingies for the brothers! I’m sorry this is a real big blurb thing but oh whale. Side notes; I have indeed been copied on all of these, and I’m doing this on mobile so if formatting is weird I’m sorry!

The Brothers playing “Copy, Paste”

T/W: not sure? Mild NSFW I think, mild swearing, some people don’t like it but MCYT is mentioned

Lucifer

You and Lucifer were sitting in his study, you were scrolling through Devilgram and he was doing paperwork as usual

You had just seen a wonderful meme and just had to read it to him, you had completely forgotten you had explained the rules of Copy, Paste just a few days before

“Hey Lucifer!”

“You can’t spell subtext without buttsex.”

Oh was that a mistake...

A smirk spread across his face, he set down his pen and stared at you for a moment before that dreaded word came from him. “Copy.”

Of course he would paste you one delightful evening when you were both having tea with Diavolo and Barbatos.

Tea totally came out of Diavolo’s nose when you said it

Mammon

Mammon barged into your room one day as always and the first words out of his mouth were “MC, I’m bored! Ya got any plans?”

You weren’t really doing anything so you decided to hang out with your first man

You were on your way to Majolish when he said something incredible

It would’ve been a somewhat normal sentence if he hadn’t decided to add those three words.

His D.D.D. had been going off the whole time in his back pocket and he wasn’t happy with it.

“Damn it! Knock it off, will ya? Just all buzz buzz buzz buzz. In my butt.”

The sound that left you was one of a dying cat. “Copy. Copy copy copy!”

“NO!”

You pasted him at dinner that same day, the reactions were amazing.

Leviathan

You had offhandedly mentioned to Levi that right now, Minecraft YouTubers were crazy popular in the human world so naturally he became Dream’s biggest fan

What you weren’t expecting was for him to learn. Every. Single. TommyInnit. Quote.

One day he had just watched a SleepyBoisInc compilation and he thought it was just so funny.

You had already made plans with him for that day to play Minecraft together because boy is he obsessed

It was around thirty minutes into the session and he hadn’t really said much, until he turned and looked you dead in the eye.

“Just killed a woman, feelin’ good.”

“Yup, that’s gonna be a copy from me.”

“Thanks” *deep breath* “Home home.”

You two paste each other quite often and every time he gets so flustered it’s absolutely adorable.

Satan

You’re not sure how this conversation even came about.

It started off talking about weird things humans can do and their evolution, how in the world did these words end up coming out of your mouth?

You probably ended up talking about bodily functions that humans and demons share, which was definitely as gross as it sounds.

“Ah, ass air. Gamer girls could probably sell it. Delicious bottled ass air.”

“MC...copy?”

“Oh no.”

He pastes you any chance he can get, especially if it could embarrass either you or Lucifer. You’re all out with Diavolo? Paste. You’re meeting a very important high ranking demon? Paste.

Asmodeus

Asmo had invited you to his room for a self care sleepover and as usual he went all out for you

I’m talking a complete 372629293 step skincare routine, a hot bath, massage, nails, everything

He was getting ready to put some lotion on your arms and hands but when he pressed the pump down it just shot out

You both were taken aback, and whoever possessed you in that moment must’ve thought it was real funny because you looked Asmodeus dead in the eye and said, “What a cumshot!”

“One, copy. Two, if you thought that was a good cumshot then you’re missing out.”

Asmo first pasted you in front of Mammon, just to see his reaction. Poor thing.

Beelzebub

It was time for a midnight snack with Beel, aka you talking to him while he inhaled the entire kitchen.

Beel wasn’t paying attention to the fridge, more focused on the very intense look on your face as you played a game on your DDD. You just looked so cute

His finger slid right into some custard, he pulled his finger out and turned to you.

He held his finger up to show you before cleaning licking it off. “MC. Do you like my finger?”

For some reason, that made you laugh so hard you nearly fell off the counter.

Somewhere in your laugh attack, you managed to wheeze out. “Copy, goodness gracious. Copy!”

You really only paste him when you’re alone, but just one time you pasted him in front of Lucifer who looked utterly confused. I mean...context?

Belphegor

You and Belphie were cuddling in the attic room, him half asleep and you scrolling through Devilgram.

You had just read a very sad fanfiction based on The Lord of Shadows and Henry, one that actually drove you to tears.

Belphie, being Belphie, decided he wanted attention so what’s the first thing the gremlin tries to do? Bite your hair.

“Belphie! Don’t bite my hair, I’m too sad!” You cried out, and he stopped.

He stared at you for a few moments before he spoke. “Copy.”

You were still upset when he pasted you, Beel had come up with snacks and was very confused as to why you were upset.

Maybe you should cuddle him instead of the hair biter. Love you Belphie but come on!