#not safe for snape

[mountaintop-daydreaming]

i knew it was time to get off tiktok for the night when i saw a post where someone said they would feel 100% safe in a room alone with snape and 100% unsafe in a room with james or sirius....😐

[soraya-snape]

Just thought about how today 53 years ago Sev and Lily went to Hogwarts thinking it would open up all kinds of possibilities for them, but in the end it destroyed not only their friendship but also their lives.

[brownwomanisland]

Thoughts on Harry Potter book series - 11 paragraphs

So I read the entire Harry Potter series from the Philosopher's Stone to the Deathly Hallows and I have some thoughts. I went in there for a few reasons: familiar subject to help me get back into reading, filling in gaps I had from only watching the movies, and to find out if some of the discourse I've seen online is accurate.

First, I'm so happy to have read the books. It was really fun to compare what I remember from the movies to the books and often times I understood the screenwriter's decisions to remove some elements or spice it up. I won't go into specifics right now but I think the movies captured the essence of the books - different to the nitty gritty details - well. I'd rate the entire book series an 8/10 to be honest.

Secondly, a lot of what I've read on people's views about the books and characters seem to be projection of their dislike of the author onto the characters tbh. I went in trying to find out if Hermione was misogynistic or a self-insert of JKR or if her S.P.E.W element was white saviourism or if goblins were supposed to represent Jewish folks and.... none of that really passes the canon test to be honest.

Hermione is an insufferable know it all but she's loyal and caring and does her best but she likes being right and it's easy to find her annoying sometimes. Her and Ginny's dislike of Fleur don't scream misogyny as much as it did jealousy. I don't know much about JKR the individual to see any self-insert but Hermione was consistent as a character. I still love her and her annoying ways <3. In the Goblet of Fire when Ron is being nasty about some girl's looks, she says that she has a nice personality and that her acne isn't even bad anymore. She encouraged Ginny to go date other people so she would stop being so freaked out about Harry. She loves being right so she lacks tact but she's always advocated for people to be treated fairly.

With regards to S.P.E.W., she is an imperfect activist as any 13 year old would be but I do not think it fair to consider her a white saviour. Hermione doesn't get enough flack for that jinx on the Dumbledore army that scarred Marietta - her one anti girl's girl move but to be fair, she didn't know it would be a girl who would tell on them. Otherwise, it's through her and at times Hagrid's and Lupin's eyes that we learn the Wizarding world is very prejudiced, even non pureblood frenzy people like our next main character - Ron.

Ron is unsympathetic to most magical creatures to the point where I found myself irritated at times because he's generally well-meaning but insensitive and mostly insecure as a character. He won't call anyone a Mudblood but he's ready to separate himself from the likes of werewolves, giants, goblins. I bet if he never met Hermione, he would be among the Wizarding folk that aren't blood supremacist but who don't care or think much of the well-being of other magical creatures beyond daily usage and comfortability.

With regards to the goblins and Jewish people slant, I don't see it. I understand as an adult that there are stereotypes alluded to each religion - some of which are very well earned (e.g. religious fundamentalists are prone to extremism) - but I can't see this particular point as anything but a massive tell and self-own. I didn't like Griphook as a character nor the goblins' logic of anything goblin made is always theirs even if you paid for it and they expect you to keep paying for it as long as the original purchaser is dead (like what? Don't be greedy). Call me ignorant but goblins are a mythical creature here and that's it. The centaurs are also an annoying group but they also echo the sentiment the goblin's shared about not being like humans and not sharing the same values.

Onto Harry now, he is ... nice if dislikeable at times but in the way I find Hermione dislikeable. The movie cuts out a few things that would make audiences less sympathetic to him but ultimately he is a likeable person with flaws. Every character in the book has flaws. Aside, fuck Snape. Harry should have named his pet that, not his son.

So imagine I go into the series trying to find proof of JKR's racism and misogyny and antisemitism and I come out with a story that I think talks about all of those things in the way a story written through the eyes of a male orphaned teenage boy can. If the story were as bad as people who hate the author think, it would never have so much merch and spin-offs and adaptations, and versions, and theme parks. Sure, some people can be annoying (dramione shippers, book snape lovers, people who hate marauders fans, marauders shippers, people who write racist rape fics) but the story is alive and well done. Some elements might be awkward and some characters may feel sidelined but there's a lot of room to add meat but there's also a WORLD to play in.

The elements I think were handled awkwardly were the shoehorning of Lupin and Tonks - I wish we got more of them. I actually wish we got more of Andromeda as well - I can see why she's a fanfic favourite - someone who can easily be mistaken for Bellatrix but seems to be her total opposite but also her baby sister? - that's ripe for fanon. Personally I wanted Draco Malfoy dead - avada kedavra that racist.

I can't stand Dumbledore. He's imperfect and a little more than manipulative. We learn that Severus is the reason Potter's family is dead and that was never Dumbledore's secret to keep from Harry especially with the way Snape terrorized children. He let that man bully the child and did nothing about it except chastise Harry everytime he said Snape instead of Professor Snape. Dumbledore keeps his and other's secrets and plays everyone like a chessboard instead of speaking openly to them as equals. Fuck him and his eye twinkle lol.

Snape was a coward and honestly the only person fit to write a book on him is also Rita Skeeter. He was a pureblood supremacist for most of his life, he bullied children, he bullied the child he's partly responsible for making an orphan (who he had no intentions of ever hiding with Lily's husband). If any character was a shoehorn, I think it was Snape. That chapter was not a redemption arc as some people say. He was not an anti hero so much as a reluctant spy because his "all mudbloods must die" leader of the "all mudbloods must die" club he WILLINGLY joined killed his favourite mudblood lol. Fuck that man. If anything, Snape was given a ... curve to keep Alan Rickman on the series because book Snape is so fucking tedious but Alan Rickman as Snape was glorious - I liked his sassiness.

Now I think of some fanfics I've read with some author notes I've read and I think - that's projection, that's fanon, that never happened, why are you writing racist porn? But now I see the inspiration for Dark Harmione fics (as long as there's no rape and incest) because honestly, she has a bit of a mean streak canonically (but I support women's wrongs sometimes).

[lilithofpenandbook]

Snape: *makes it abundantly clear that we must not smell the potion*

Us:

[frilledshark-enthusiast]

Stop scrolling to save sites like ao3 and tumblr

Sign petitions stopping this bill, KOSA would allow the right to sue and take down websites like ao3 and tumblr for having queer content and being a safe space for queer people

[lightningant]

👀 Care to tell more about the Harry as a squib au?

The only one I've written for...

Beautiful sexy old man Voldemort comes to fetch horcrux Harry and tasks his followers with keeping him happy while he's busy because Harry doesn't really have a lot to offer him for company. Harry has a compulsive desire to push the envelope and challenge authority due to his upbringing with the Dursleys and St. Brutus and the long leash he's given has him absolutely terrorizing the death eaters. Snape is getting suspicious Harry has self-destructive tendencies, because he is honestly acting from a perspective uncomfortably similar to his own. Bella is really getting him on sexy Voldemort train. The Order is able to ask him to do small tasks not because Harry is noble (no one has done or presented anything truely objectionable to his face) but because Harry really wants to make interacting him as grating and unhappy as possible.

He does completely submit to Voldemort though. Cult leader rizz making Harry feel seen and connected with someone in a way he felt he has never been able to. Voldemort thinks it's funny Harry is so good at getting under people's skin and lets him do it so long as he knows when to stop (with him.) They do bits together with people they don't like

[maurauderssupremacy]

𝐦𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐞𝐫𝐚|| 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐩.

⇝ 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 “𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒.“

𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬—

james potter (vocalist) taken.

remus lupin (electric guitarist) taken.

sirius black (the drummer) taken.

lily evans (vocalist) taken.

marlene mckinnon (bassist) taken.

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⇝ 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 “𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒.“

𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬—

regulus black (vocalist) taken.

dorcas meadowes (bassist) taken.

barty crouch jr (the drummer) taken.

pandora rosier (vocalist) taken.

evan rosier (electric guitarist) taken.

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐏— jegulus, wolfstar, pandalily, dorlene and rosekiller.

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒— no hate to anyone who is in this rp, or hate towards anyones blog. if you dont like it, move on.

if you want to portray a character, leave a comment on this post and i promise i will get back to you !

make a blog dedicated to your chosen character, play out your role and have fun ! this is a safe space, so no need to feel nervous or out of place, this is just here to have fun and to engage.

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𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 have a good day, loves !

[poisonously-alluring-sev]

Snape Preference ~ Different Kisses

Severus Snape Masterlist

Have you ever wondered how Severus would kiss in different situations? Don't worry, I got you, babe.

Sleepy Kisses These kisses are so sweet and long. The slight tenderness to them make your heart race quicken even in a tired state. He'll leave soft, warm kisses on your forehead or lips, bringing you closer to a calm sleep.

In the Rain These kisses are tender and passionate. It's something about the rain either falling on you both or on the umbrella over head. His one hand rests on your waist as the other holds the umbrella up or your face.

Under Falling Snow These are cold. Obviously, it's cold enough for snow to fall. Severus will hold you close for warmth, and his lips are surprisingly warm. His hands hold you in place close to him, and he'll leave sweet kisses over your lips or cheeks.

In Public Strictly hand kisses. Severus won't kiss you deeply or on the lips at all in public. One, he doesn't want attention on himself, and two, he hates it when he sees other people do it, so why would he?

During Sex These kisses are a lot like the rainy kisses he gives. They can vary from deeply tender and loving, making your heart skip a beat and make you feel like you're melting. Or they are filled with passion. He'll show your lips, or any amount of flesh for that matter, any mercy when it comes to making you feel his love through a kiss.

Goodbye Kisses No, these aren't breakup kisses. Those hurt too much for anyone. These are when you or him leave for a job or trip. His hands hold you to him longer than you wish, and the longer you kiss, the deeper they get. Anything he can get a hold of in these moments gets a kiss.

Kisses With a Secret These kisses are very rare. He'll leave a very quick kiss or not one at all. He'll make it look like a deep kiss, but in reality, he's talking to you. Either trying to give you information or telling you his plan.

Behind a Newspaper He'll either hold up a newspaper to hide these kisses or anyone around, or you'll give him a drive-by kiss on his head. His hand will reach for your neck to keep you there longer than a few seconds.

[danadiadea]

thinking about Alphard Black lately, who left Sirius a lot of money and a flat, which means he agreed with Sirius' political position. which means Sirius had not only his loaded best friend to support him, but also a loaded member of his family. which means Sirius never was afraid of financial instability, of poverty, never felt the need to immediately seek for work after school, and never got aware of his privileges. which also means Sirius wasn't such a black sheep in his family as it's often painted (considering Andromeda too, but this is a close older relative of his who directly supported him).

jkr could make me 1% more sympathetic towards Sirius, if she showed he was really ready to cut ties with his family and heritage for his beliefs, if she showed that the cost of that desicion was high and that it changed how Sirius perceived the world at least a bit. even if James got his back and he was already extremely, exceptionally lucky to have this – he'd still have to overcome more struggles, rethink some things, and it would give that choice of his way more weight. but rowling had to give him a loaded uncle who supported him. just because.

and people dare say Sirius had it worse than Snape:)

[maxdibert]

My favorite people on the internet are the Snaters who cry because they find pro-Snape posts in the anti-Snape tags. Like, they deliberately go into those tags just to trash a character they can’t stand, and then get triggered when they realize he has fans. Like, is everything okay up there?

[youdrewstarsxaroundmyscars]

i got on the wrong side of tiktok today and IDK HOW but it was all pro snape anti james/anti sirius and like

UGH

it made me feel ill

[kalkaros-is-the-boss]

I’m wondering, when harry firecalled sirius and remus in book five, if it had been just remus, how different would’ve it gone? Would he have been more judging on what he allowed james and sirius to do and agreed more with harry?

And that’s not to say that remus is better person than sirius, quite the opposite. Because remus has this habit of…being a bit of a coward. he actually recognises that what they did was wrong, he can condemn all those actions, he can even apologise to severus. but the moment you put him back in that situation, he’ll be standing in the sidelines and not do anything to stop it from happening. you put him next to his best friend and he’ll be agreeing that ‘it wasn’t that serious, really’.

[inkyarcturus]

Okay so im stopping for the rest of the night (idk if I said but I’m doing all of these with a mouse and my wrist kinda hurts after a bit ;-;) - but I’m actually kinda cooking and want to make it the last request I had a fleshed out piece-

TO THE ANONYMOUS PERSON WHO SAID “For the art requests, maybe teen Severus and Remus being buddies (or less of enemies)?” Here is a lil sketch :D

Yall see the vision?

[vocalux]

Hii ^_^!! Request a flag again: can you do a f/o (fictional other) flag for teenage Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies :3!!

— severys snape f / o

a flag for individuals who have severus snape as f / o !

[lilithofpenandbook]

This. This right here.

Charlie had been very worried about what his parents would say to him regarding his injury. Worried that they'd be upset with him for having to remain in Hogwarts because of his injury.

And the thing is, Charlie wasn't misbehaving at all when he got injured. He was careless, but not misbehaving.

So what words exactly would Snape have had to them regarding this accident?

Words that have made them so mad that mentioning that Snape (and saying he was nice to us earlier) immediately gets the two cross again, and has Molly mad at him for the rest of the event, being exceptionally mean about him (saying she isn't surprised he wouldn't have got any gifts)?

You know what I think?

I think Snape went to stand up for Charlie.

I bet he told them that their child was far too worried about disappointing them when he was injuried. I bet he called them out for putting too much pressure on their oldest children (both Bill and Charlie are worried about disappointing their parents and feel a lot of responsibility towards the youngest). I bet he went and told them to their faces that they were the problem, and not Charlie. And I bet all this because of how mad they are at him. If he'd said 'Your child is a clumsy oaf because of how you raised him', neither of them would have been this mad about it. Annoyed, yes, but they would have also told Charlie off too. But because they're so irrationally mad with him, I think what he said to them was 'Your child is under far too much pressure from you, he was more worried about you being disappointed in him than his own injury, what the hell are you doing to these kids'.

He called them out and they're mad at him for it.

[faceless-creature]

I suddenly had an urge to write more chubby!Snape x reader

Chubby!Snape x M!Reader

This gets spicy~

Smut! (My first time writing, so please give me feedback)

Oh Darling Mine~*

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How could any man refuse those gorgeous eyes..?

Severus surely couldn't.

Every inch of him tingled with the bliss of being in love.

Severus was usually described as unattractive.

He was well aware of that.

But it mattered not what others thought about him, he had you. And that's all that mattered.

You were his knight, his king, his god and his love.

Yet you were also his bandit, his servant, his follower.. and his soulmate.

Nothing proved that more than tonight.

The two men sat opposite one another in a fancy, extremely romantic restaurant.

'No no, a gorgeous man must be spoiled rotten' you cooed when asking him on a date.

He couldn't refuse those eyes.

He considered himself incredibly lucky.

Y/N truly does spoil him.

Y/N grew up wealthy, but fell head over heels for a poor man. Severus could see his lovers eyes turn into hearts every time they lay upon his soft body.

Y/N treated him incredibly well.

Asking him to be his valentine every year, always presenting him with a gift or sweet treat.

Always getting him at least one gift when he went abroad.

Date nights every two weeks on a Saturday, special massages every Friday- but they always devolve into Y/N worshipping Severus' body.

But back to dinner...

You had something incredibly important planned for him... You just wished the pest of a waitress would fuck off.

She hovered constantly. Like a fly on a dead horse.

Flirting with you, grabbing your arm, touching your thigh. But none of it breaks you.

Nothing is more gorgeous than the chubbier man ahead- enjoying his spaghetti with extra garlic bread and meatballs.

His body was in a custom designed black and silver suit. Beautifully intricate silver rose and vine design along the collar.

Oh how beautiful... Nothing greater than a man enjoying his dinner.

Watching his Adams apple bob whilst it sparkled from the light bouncing off of his new decorative necklace.

Then the annoying girl came back.

"So.. how is everything~ Any.. special compliments you want to give~?"

"It's good.." You muttered, annoyance bubbling in your stomach.

"It's amazing, please give my compliments to the chef!" Severus practically chirped as he finished off his meal.

The girl rolled her eyes slightly- making sure no one could see her face of course.

"Will do.."

"Do you mind getting us some dessert menus after you take our plates please?" Severus' head tilted, his face lighting up at the thought of sweet treats.

"I don't think you need one.." The waitress snarks.

"Excuse me?" You instantly took great offense to the bitches comment.

"All I'm saying is he doesn't really need it, he just wants a dessert.."

'Yes, exactly... My darling wants dessert.. so he shall get a dessert... Now do your job you skanky, slutty, disrespectful little wench- take our plates and get him the damn menus..." Your anger seethed from deep within.

The woman sputters- not expecting such a barrage of insults.

She collects the plates and retreats, her head low in embarrassment.

Severus places his hands on your own to soothe the tar-like anger bubbling hot in your stomach. As soon as he did, the tar cooled and solidified.. his hands cradling your own in his soft warmth.

Leaning across the table you captured his lips in a sweet loving kiss, one that very quickly turned raunchy as you just couldn't help sticking your tongue inside his mouth- or wrapping your hand around his throat gently.

His little moans and whines do everything to excite you, such delectable noises for you to greedily swallow down. So you held him there with your other hand cupping his face.

When you parted for air you stayed close, with saliva connecting to one another's lips. Breathing practically into each other's mouths before diving straight back in.

You continued to make out with Severus until the menus arrived, and even then you both took a while to separate.

You quickly flit through the menu, settling for a salted caramel cheesecake slice.

Severus picks the same along with a chocolate brownie skillet with ice-cream and strawberries.

The waitress took your order and scampered off, still very embarrassed about earlier.

You got up and whispered to Severus about needing the toilet before heading off in the direction.

Except you made a beeline to a waiter.

"Excuse me, I need to confirm something."

"Yes sir, what is it?" The man had a thick Italian accent and was adoringly friendly.

"My name is Y/N L/N. I requested a violinist come to my table as the desserts come for a surprise for my boyfriend?"

"Ah yes! I remember! What table is you sat at?" The man beamed, excited by the prospect of such sweet love.

"Booth seven"

"Ah, very romantic indeed! I shall check with her now, have good night sir" And with that he was off, practically giggling to himself.

You returned back to Severus and conversed until the desserts were brought out.

Once they were a violinist followed suit, her face cracked with a giant smile. She started playing Can't help falling in love- by Elvis Presley.

Severus looked confused, especially when you stood up and came towards him... Then you kneeled down and his eyes went wide.

You pulled a box from within your suit pocket and opened it up, inside was a gothic ring with an obsidian centre.

"Severus Snape.. you are and forever will be, the greatest thing to have ever happened to me. Without you and your guidance, I wouldn't be the man you see before you... You are the last thing I think of when I fall asleep, you are the subject of almost all of my dreams and you are the first face I see when I wake... Will you marry me..?"

Severus was so choked up he could barely talk, but with an enthusiastic nod and a wobbly "Yes of course!" He agreed.

You slipped the ring onto his finger and pulled him in for a sweet kiss as the restaurant clapped.

Once the restaurant had gone back to their own couples and groups the violinist bowed and left after congratulating them.

The two went to their desserts, unable to keep their hands to themselves for more than a minute before holding hands, kissing or cuddling up.

After finishing up, paying- begrudgingly leaving a tip at Severus' request- you both made your way into an alleyway to apperate home.

The two started kissing as soon as they appeared in their living room. Y/N was grabbing at Severus' thick thighs, rubbing his plump stomach, grabbing fistfuls of his round ass.

You both head for the stairs, tongues still in the others mouth. You swiftly picked Severus up and swept up the stairs and into the bedroom.

Instantly the clothes started being shed whilst in the throws of kisses and hickies, soft moaning coming from Severus' lips as they tremble.

"Oh darling mine~ how I worship you~" You whispered as you grabbed fistfuls of soft flesh as you're pulled on top of him the moment you lay him down on the bed.

You reached over and rummaged through the bedside table before pulling out a large bottle of scented lubricant.

This particular bottle comes with an attachable nozzle, very useful for anxious couples worried about not enough lube.

You take a small amount of lube and coat the nozzle before inserting into Severus- who was on his stomach for this process- and squirted a generous amount into him.

Next you lube a finger and start teasing his hole open with it.

Severus moans and whines as his opening is teased by his lovers long fingers. Finally your finger slips straight inside, nestling in deep before curling.

Severus moans prettily as you continue curling and uncurling your finger.

Then you started teasing his hole open again with a second finger- repeating the process until you have three fingers knuckle deep inside him, stretching him out.

By this point Severus was fully moaning, and pushing back into your fingers.

You slip your fingers out and flip him onto his back before he can whine. Squirting lube onto your aching cock and spreading it over.

You take a moment to line up before gently pushing in. Severus lets out a loud moan at the familiar filling of his entrance, and you moan at the familiar heat.

You bottom out and take a moment to press a hot sloppy kiss to his lips as he adjusts.

"Move~" Was Severus' command after he'd adjusted.

You started gently thrusting, moving in and out sweetly- both of you giggling slightly at the squelching noise the lube made.

"I love you so much.. thank you for choosing me~" Severus moans, as he wraps his arms around your neck.

"Oh darling mine, you have no idea how much I love you~" The thrusting sped up more and more as you both moaned.

Soon enough you were pounding into him, aiming for his prostate, knowing exactly how to hit it after memorising his every reaction.

Severus was clenching down like a vice, his nails clawing at your back as he moans and squeals.

"Baby! Baby! Baby! W-won't last~!" Severus sobbed, getting ever closer to his peak.

"Cum for me darling, come on sweetheart~ Cum for me my darling~" You kept thrusting, panting like a dog in heat- getting close yourself.

That was it for him. His nails dig deep into your back as his own back arches against your chest, shouting your name as he came up your stomach.

Your thrusts turned sloppy and you came not long after him.

"Oh fuck! Oh darling!" You came deep inside him as you buried your face in his neck.

Both you and Severus shuddered harshly as you both started coming down from the high.

You collapsed on top of him, suckling on his neck.

You both cuddled up with one another, whispers of promises and shuddered sweet nothings.

Severus could never say no to those eyes of yours..

He was your darling one.