#not safe for anyone fr

[wonusite]

standing dvp with seokmin and cheol because they wanted to show you how strong their muscles have become from staying at the gym for hours. like feeling their fat cocks sliding inside of you alternately while their holding you up makes you want them to dump their loads in you all night 🥴🥴 omfg i'm fucking (s)creaming!!!

-tulip🌷

i guess you guys just want to end me and you know what it’s FINE 😩😩😩

you wonder why you even let these two cocky mfs have their way every time, but you can’t really regret it. ofc you’ve noticed that they’ve bulked up since they started going to the gym consistently, but they just had to show you how strong they are and how much more stamina they have.

“oh fuck!” you cry out as you feel seokmin’s cock ram into your sweet spot before cheol’s follows in suit.

their grunts and moans of pleasure is literal porn in your ears and you think you won’t be able to last that much longer from everything going on. their pace is brutal and the way their thick cocks are stretching you out is kind of painful but also mind numbing in the best way.

“you’re so pretty like this.” seokmin coos against your collarbone. “all fucked out from taking these cocks.”

“the prettiest.” cheol agrees as his breath fans against your ears. “so fucking cockhungry. cute little cunt just can’t get enough, hm?”

you can only moan like an animal in heat, incoherent babbles spilling from your lips as you gush all over their cocks for the third time. eyes roll to the back of your skull as they continue to fuck you roughly through ur orgasm.

“come inside me!” you manage to say, arching your back and shoving your tits in seokmin’s face. “stuff me full of cum!”

ofc the two deviants have no choice but to oblige.

[wanderingcritter]

proshippers: "anti's are so mean to us, it's causing us to have mental health issues, we're people with feelings too yk :("

damn that's so crazy, it's almost as if the things you say online can and often do have real world impacts and don't just exist in the vacuum of "fiction"

what a truly wild concept

[jup1tersparx]

rick rounds autistic and gets away with no one ever picking up on it via pretending all of the autism traits are 1) him being rude on purpose and 2) him just being a REALLY dedicated and stoic leader.

he never makes eye contact with anyone and seems to ignore to half of the things you say when talking to him? yeah he’s locked into that sigma grindset bro he doesnt have time for your bullshit. he refuses to let anyone touch him? oh is he also gonna cry and tell you about his feelings while you’re hugging 🥺🥺🥺? he barely makes any facial expressions, his voice is always monotone and he won’t react at all if you break down crying in front of him? yeah hes hardcore man completely unreadable. he gets really loud and angry and unpredictable when theres a lot of people and noise and lights? yeah hes a fucking wildcard bro you dont wanna mess around near him trust me. we need real men like this leading America forward thank god men are finally being masculine again 🙏🙏🙏 (/s)

[scrilladge]

FURBY PHOTOGRAPHY YIPEEE

enjoy these pictures of my children!

Also I need a name for this one! I’m seeing him into my highschool graduation cap (with easy to remove temporary stitches) I also need a quote feel free to suggest!

If anyone was curious as to where these were taken they were taken at a brook near my dwelling! The Maine woods are very photogenic :3

[justanotherjaydrawing]

can't stop won't stop. i have boys to draw being sad.

anyway there's a dead girl in the pool.

[hijackalx]

the funniest piece of casual misogyny in the bg3 fandom ive ever seen was somebody saying that astarion is canonically nicer to male tavs than he is to female tavs. as in implying that larian redid the motion capture and rewrote the script SPECIFICALLY for when astarion is interacting with female tavs to make sure everyone would be aware of how much he hates women. how are u so misogynistic that u start hallucinating that ur fav character is misogynistic too

[aether-link]

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[butchviking]

i love when ppl irl ask me about what social media i have and i say 'do you remember tumblr.com?' and theyre like you cannot be fucking serious.

[dob-the-destroyer]

alicent having sex with cole as a form of self harm… GIRL GET BEHIND ME

[deus-ex-mona]

series i’m gatekeeping from my family vs series i’m ✨ok✨ with my family knowing i’m into:

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Hanging out with the bestie is scream laughing about funny/cringy shit we did when we were in middle school, then immediately after talking about why we feel unlovable lmao

[osolin]

She watches the powder dissolve into the black tea, then stirs in a splash of milk to cut the bitterness. Behind her, her guest is laying her wares out across her kitchen table like a proud child waiting to show off what she's found to a less-than-eager parent. But Hrafna still smiles at her as she takes her seat opposite and sets their cups down with a dull clink. Her own is hot enough that the poisons added are denaturing as they speak, but the milk in her guest's has cooled hers just so.

"So, you see," Afthas says, splaying a hand out across the finely crafted pendants. "The chains are made with the finest gold. I believe I was told the gold was mined far in the west, where it's rarest. It's been a while since I got these — they're so beautiful, I thought, that I was reluctant to sell them on."

"Ah," Hrafna hums, reaching out to lift one of the pendants and hold it to the light. It is beautiful; the chain is fine in her hand and the gem sparkles a beautiful, rich red. "They are quite beautiful, I have to say."

The blonde grins and she reaches for her cup, which she holds between her hands. "I only stock the finest. I'm quite picky, admittedly."

"Well, it is good to be picky, no? It thins out the poor quality."

"I can tell, you have good sense! So — I admit to you, I did come here with the intention of selling. I so appreciate you inviting me in, with that in mind, and of course I understand if you're not interested. They're all ten gold pieces each — which sounds steep, I know, but the gold over in the west... you'd pay twice as much if you went looking in Korval." She leans back in her chair and gestures for Hrafnhildur to pick the pendant up again, which she does. "I'm sure you can feel the quality. But, if silver is more your thing, those are a fair bit cheaper. Gold looks beautiful on you, though. I see your earrings."

Hrafna holds the ruby pendant up to the light again and she inspects it with her cheek lazily supported in one hand. Then, with the pendant still held to the light, she smiles at Afthas.

"This is fake."

"This is poison."

The cup in her hands, with not a sip taken from it, is set back on the table. Afthas tips her chin up slightly and they hold their gaze for a moment, each with a knowing smile.

And then they begin to laugh.

Only once their laughter begins to ebb off again does Afthas lean forwards, elbows folded against the edge of the table, and she tosses her head in the direction of some far door with a mischievous grin. "So. Bedroom?"

Hrafnhildur smirks at her, and she rises to her feet. Afthas eagerly takes her hand and she's led out of the kitchen and further into the house. Hrafna can feel her smiling at the back of her head.

[cherryatombomb]

i need more fics where ghost interacts with kids bc i think it'd be adorable. someone on base has to bring their kid bc they don't have a babysitter nd leave them with ghost whilst they have to do smth and ghost looks TERRIFIED. turns out all u have to do to take the mighty ghost down is to give him a child

they come back an hour later and the kids sat on ghosts chest giggling as they play abt with his hands bc they have the skeleton gloves on!!! woah!!! he's really a ghost!!

or he's invited to like a bbq by someone with a big family and theres so many kids and they just Swarm him. fight to have the right to sit on his shoulders hc he's so tall. he's got a kid hanging off each arm, and one on each leg as he walks. he has no idea why they trust him but he would die for them

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Also anytime I have literally any fukutora or Nekoma 2nd year-related thoughts, my brain just turns into princess leia going "ant you're my only hope" on repeat

Little do you know I'm the one transmitting those thoughts into your head, I've infiltrated your brain and now you're forced to think about the funny gay cat teens

[gambitandrogues]

[satorugojoswiife]

Fie my dude just delete twitter as an app. It does so much good for your mental health tbh (also the way I can tell you’re taking about the way the satosugu/gojohime people go at it non stop) like you’re ships not canon and if the author specifies if it is or not it will never be. like just chill😭

Funnily enough it was actually ship discourse surrounding maki this time. I have no idea how it got on my timeline, but nobamakis and yutamakis were tearing eachother apart over whether maki was a lesbian or straight (rip bi/pan people) stsg and gh are also both really bad too :( its so weird how some people get so worked up and obsess over the sexualities over fictional characters 😭 and ur right anon I should delete, but the artists on there are what keep me coming back