#not really but COME ON
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noneimmortal · 5 months ago
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Ned: Look you done fucked up, but we can save you and your kids asses by exiling you or smthg
Cersei's honest reaction:
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7th-inningstretch · 2 years ago
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the way the jays are undefeated when i can't watch
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great-and-small · 2 months ago
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The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???
Naked mole-rats:
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hauntedhotel · 1 year ago
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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magentasnail · 26 days ago
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my new favorite minecraft mob - gaslighting
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peach-pot · 2 months ago
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conversations of amatonormativity and consent overlap a lot and should be discussed side by side more frequently. because when you live in a society that teaches you that you’re supposed to want sex and romance, that you may want to say no in the moment but you shouldn’t say no forever, any statements about consent get muddied. you cannot at once preach that consent is vital and “you can always say no” and also insist that people should give sex and romance a try, even when they express disinterest, telling them “eventually you’ll find the right person.”
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago
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Arcane: become human
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wukyma · 4 months ago
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In the light of recent events I have a very vivid image of Poseidon or his sirens munching on WiFi wires
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eydilily · 5 months ago
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this is fine
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qvert · 2 months ago
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Refuge at the Firelight Hideout
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factoryfollies · 1 year ago
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a friend :o)
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sunbloomdew · 2 years ago
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do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely
like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 13 days ago
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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.
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reginalusus · 5 months ago
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Feel like when Jason gets a bit more open around Harvey, he'll happily ramble about Jane Austen.
Inspired by the inky sort of style in this art by Sarvan_Ingen on Twitter. <3 (I failed at replicating it but it was fun at least).
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