#not me trying to cope with humor

[aroaceweirdos101]

So...I guess this episode confirms that a majority of the cast are orphans huh?

[tatelangdonsweater]

RIP Kai you would have loved this

[lessthanimpressedlesbian]

"I am alive because they made me alive"

FCG really said that with his whole chest huh

[calliopechild]

Current mood for today is that one Vine that's like "My resting heart rate registers as a

Panic Attack" 🙃

Anyway how are y'all doing I'm great hahahahaha.

[salthien]

bitches with undiagnosed gastrointestinal conditions be like. i'm back in the fucking Bathroom again

[theshadowrealmitself]

Keep thinking sad thoughts and sad scenarios and spiraling a bit, so this is my attempt to take a tragic scenario and pivot it since trying to avoid flat out of thinking of tragedy isn’t working, so tw for mentions of attempted suicide:

Person (A) who tries to kill themself a few times but sets it up to seem like complete accidents so no one figures out what they were trying to do, and it doesn’t work

So they think that’s the end of it, everyone else thinks they just had a close, completely accidental, brush with death, and they’re gonna be made to go to counseling for it anyways, so they start mentally preparing themselves to take counseling seriously and actually work on their mental health, use this as an opportunity to turn their life around

But someone they know (B) went investigating, and they found all the other set ups to lead to “accidents” against A and come to the conclusion that someone’s trying to murder A

And A of course knows that’s bullshit, but they don’t wanna explain that they were trying to kill themself, so they keep trying to pass it off as bad luck and B’s just seeing patterns that aren’t there

Until A’s car explodes, almost killing them, and they realize that someone was trying to kill them while they were trying to kill themself, and, unlike A, they didn’t come to the conclusion to stop

(I don’t actually know what B should be in this situation, so they’re detective-esque, maybe they aren’t an actual detective but they put themself on the case and they’re gonna assure A’s safety if it’s the last thing they do)

(but it won’t be)

(because this isn’t gonna end in tragedy, not this time)

[dzzystrs]

looking thru OBGYNs is so awful its all these ppl who are being so sweet and delightful about "its such an honor to work with women through their pregnancies!! <3" girl what are you going to think about my transgender ass and my uterus i want gutted out of me bc it feels like it grows 3 sizes too big when im on my period and i bleed enough to feed a town of vmapires. what are you gonna do w that. where are my OBGYNs who wanna talk about THAT??

[visiosatanae]

I actually came to a cemetery to cry about my problems

Do you think Mary Shelley would be proud of me?

[feeling-kinda-sad-ngl]

got scammed at work guys!! my top surgery savings (the one time ive actually been consistent with it!!) are gone :'p

[poggersbathwater]

Call my mom King Henry VIII because the fifth husband just left and she's gonna find a sixth one soon

[bluejeweledreader]

Me when I openly talk about my mental health to people that aren't my therapist:

[clawedevil]

i want to reply so bad but i have a migraine like you don’t believe…. is this god’s punishment for roleplaying as the devil? because if so, pussy move. just smite me and get on with it.

[roseworth]

kyle & rose dynamic during new titans is him thinking of her as his emo cousin and her thinking of him as like an interim big brother. also after she leaves the team he rarely hears about her, so he knows that she was lians nanny (bc he was friends with roy around that time. it might’ve come up) but doesn’t know anything after that since he did not spend a lot of time on earth, and in the time he did spend on earth rose wasn’t rly someone he thought about a lot.

all this to say years later he meets her again and says “oh hey rose long time no see. cool eyepatch, do you have pinkeye or something”

[tidaltow]

percy’s feelings about luke just became 1000000x more complicated which I didn’t think was even possible but here we are and we are far from okay 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺(rambling about the finale in the tags [spoiler alert ig])

[ultfan]

RANDOM KOMAEDA RAMBLE #1.

komaeda has pretty abnormal eating habits. he tends to only eat certain foods, most often things high in carbs. these, of course, being pretty common symptoms of bvFTD. it's definitely a behavior that started in his late teens. however, as a side effect of his lymphoma he has a decreased appetite, often feeling full after hardly eating. it's shown both in game and in his art book that it isn't rare for him to just have a single piece of plain toast for breakfast.

i do think that's something that got worse during his time as an ultimate despair. especially when he was working as a servant for the warriors of hope— i remember reading somewhere that they didn't feed him and he messed up their food on purpose because it was the only time he'd be able to eat something. even if it was gross.

in a post-dr2 world i do imagine komaeda would be lucky enough to beat cancer with the proper treatment— which i can't imagine wouldn't be provided to him given all the effort that's gone into the rehabilitation of the remnants. after that point i feel like komaeda would start developing a habit of binge-eating, doing a bit of a 180, and probably gaining a sweet tooth that he didn't have before. that would be something that happens over the last few years of his life as his symptoms get worse. given that he's lived way past his original life expectancy, i think komaeda would probably end up at the later end of the average life expectancy. which would get him to 25-29 at the latest. so he'd have 3-7 years left after the neo world program.

this was just supposed to be about eating habits and then i started talking about his life expectancy... oops.

[vahanians]

me: crying over losing my dog

my dog (very much alive): 🤨