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Honey, put your glasses on
You've been washing the dishes with quilava again
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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way
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! this user has done unspeakable things for the fleeting feeling of being good and loved and likely would do some of them again
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i truly admire my sisters patience bc no way i wouldve been able to deal with what my niece has been doing this whole morning
#i mean its only been 2 (very) messy incidents but i wouldve lost it after that first one#it all just reinforces my belief that i won't ever be a good parent (and that i really dont want kids 😭)#des rambles
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Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.
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my body count? i only have one. my own. why would i own more
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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
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rewatching alien romulus and oh my god i forgot how much bjorn pisses me off
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