#not me posting this on the wrong acc............/cringe
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"gwurl your draft posts are absolutely CRINGE"
me to myself cleaning my drafts. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF POSTING THAT TO TUMBLR? the energy is VILE gwurl THINK OF THE EMPATHS
#what the FUCK was wrong with me pre 2023#good thing healing exists fr what the hell#im only saying that in a funny way i dont actually think its insane kinda#i can' t look at these ramblings without cringing fr if i posted them on my cat ocs ebooks acc it would be in character#yammers rants
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Erm, introduction post /wtf is this shit even called idc/
Wassup other living beings that all run off of food and water just like me~!
I'm CheesyJester, just a normal adult-ish person, who talks to much
You may also call me by...
Cheesy, Cheesestick, Vee, literally whatever the fuck you want dude- (I also have an alt acc on my phone @butterbeanz-biohazard 😭)
I'm like a billion years old for some reason so that's cool!
I'm into a lot of things, some of the more prominent ones are deltarune, undertale, hello kitty, peppa pig...shut up) gravityfalls, invader zim, the walking dead, Wall-E, fnaf, HH/HB, LoonyToons, SpongeBob, SoulEater, Bubble (its an anime movie but super good), all things Studio Ghibli (sorry if spelled wrong!!! 😭), 9 (if u know what movie it is ur literally dope and the awesomest person alive), Sonic. SONIC... no actually Knuckles specifically!~ Dandy's World as well! ANYWAYS you get the picture there's a lot of crap to unpack here
I enjoy all things colorful and eye straining! >:3
I'm alssoooo a little cringe btwww... then again who isn't in this day and age?/j
I have some ocs.
1! BJ (aka BlackJack)
2! GingerBread (or just Ginger)
(Alright I never named the rest of them yet so uhm... yeah 🤡)
Okay well I'm not going to make this a whole ass phone book, k? Have fun! BYEEEEE-
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Life Update
Hey so I know y'all like my art and all but college is creeping up on me so I might start posting less
I appreciate all the comments dearly, I really do, thank you so much for being so interested in my artworks and supporting me, but for now I really gotta take a break..
I might start going in a half-hiatus?? kind of state, where I'll be online but, not as active as I usually do...
This might change in the future, hopefully it does because I genuinely enjoy making silly art. This post is also going to be like some kind of time capsule to remind myself of SHIT I NEED TO DO.
I'm just filled with so much uncertainty at the moment...
If you read this all the way, thank you. (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
(More yapping + potential art/concepts I plan to make underneath the cut)
(I repeat, some of these aren't final, just concepts)
Redesigning the entire undertale red and yellow cast into my style ( + the human souls )
Make a fuckign reference sheet for my persona
3 UTY AUs I plan to make
1st AU (Gameshow!AU) : Clover is aware of resets and they work along side Flowey with each other their own seperate goals (Clover - for the 5 missing children, Flowey - you already know), both of them treat the monsters and life itself as a video game and see everyone as nothing else but an NPC that exists in the game of life, however, deep down Clover genuinely cares and gets attached to everyone and their stories, but for the other's sake they have to pretend, pretend they don't care, pretend they're dismissive of everyone, and pretend to be the villain they claim they are. If they don't, Flowey will catch up and notice something's wrong so Clover just plays along as Flowey pulls on their strings and keep up the facade.
2nd AU (Insanity!AU) : Everyone's Insane, it's basically like the rot comic except Clover is actually alive this time and they witness everyone just spiraling into madness. They're just so sucked up and so mentally fucked it, it feeds my delulu brain. (Example: Starlo losing his identity and not knowing who he is anymore because of how much he pretended to be someone he wasn't) (it's giving horrortale without the cannibalism lol)
3rd AU (Sci-Fi!AU) : basically everyone is like working in a company like uhm.. Mission Impossible type style or smth... like... they gotta save clover from Flowey's antics or smth idk man I'm cringe asf. The fiesty 4 is ganna be there along with Decibat and Penilla, Ceroba is going to be like the main focus since she's the one doing the planning and all. (Everyone is going to be in uniform and everything omg theyre so cool)
Some actual domestic and cute fluffy art because god damn I make so much sad shit HAHAHA (Examples: Beach Barbeque party, laundry day, grocery/clothes shopping in the surface)
More animations/animatics
Other things that aren't related to uty
As for the rot comic series I kinda(?) made in the r/UndertaleYellow sub, posts will get slower. I already mentioned it on reddit but I'll just copypaste what I said here.
If you want my reddit acc uhhhhh here lol (Also speaking of reddit holy SHIT I GOT AN AWARD???? I also loved reading the really long texts omg I love it when people hyper analyze shit)
And speaking of analyze.. did you guys notice Starlo's thingy on his hat was supposed to be a heartbeat? :3c
#i'll update this as i go#ganna do logs and shit lmao#omg I'm ganna be just like chujin this is so cool#anyway#FUCK ADULTING
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hello boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in-betweens! i guess here is some stuff abt me👽 (if u arnt kewl with like. cussing you should probably get off my blog,,,, I be doin that a lot)
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ask me about tally hall, will wood, or fnaf and i WILL explode /pos
i got the 'tism so i will probably need clarification a lot if u talk to me
i <3 object shows vro
karkalicious
i am a (possible) soon-to-be musician but all the songs i write are kinda shit
am bisexual i gues (but i like all genders. guess the "correct" term is pansexual but i just say bisexual)
names:cassie, carson, ezra> pronouns/neos?? (for now at least, will probably be updated): she/her they/them he/him it/its moth/mothself
basic dni stuff i guess🧐
moths r kewl.
i don rlly have a "style" but i guess like just alt in general
i be pianoing
i will talk about music for hours gang
im in the black mold family🔥🔥🔥
i love hellvula boss and hazbin hotel but i do NOT like the creator
... go away if you ship strider/strider, minors/adults, band member/band member (MOST of the time), family member/family member ITS NEVER OKAY, or just. anything morally wrong.
terminally cringe unfortunately
i yap a lot🙏
use tone tags PLEASE I am not very smart especially with tones
stay silly!
i am currently VERY active on here🔥
this blog is a representation of my mind, whatever is in my mind goes to the blog (so. i will post a lot 🔥🔥)
im a minor so. dni weirdos and nsfw accs
(#EVILblogging is what i use when im posting "as" my homestuck oc/persona/lil guy)
DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT IF YOU TALK ABOUT INCEST OR POST ABOUT IT. THAT INCLUDES ALPHACEST, STRIDERCEST, ALL THAT BULLSHIT. PLEASE. THIS SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE ON HERE TWICE BUT I GUESS IT DOES. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.
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Any advice on how to overcome being cringe when promoting your stuff on tiktok? I want to create an acc, but I don’t know how to start and I fear nobody will care about my videos…
I’m not a booktoker or a beauty influencer. I post about fandoms, obsessions and fanfiction. And all I do after posting is cringe at myself and ask why anyone would bother watching my stuff.
One of the videos on my page that reached 1M+ views is literally me eating vegetable pancakes using the infamous sound of Varys and Tyrion’s convo about power. It’s not that serious.
If you think I don’t go “this is so weird” whenever I lip-sink a sound, you are wrong. Sometimes it feels like all I do is embarrass myself in front of thousands of people who don’t even know my name.
And that’s the catch. They don’t know me. Why would some strangers’ opinions stop me from posting my cringy stuff? They won’t.
Post what you want. Post when you feel like posting. I am no role-model by any stretch, as I can disappear for months and then post twice a day on a daily basis and somehow make it work.
Yet again. It’s not that serious.
Unless you want to make it your career, in which case you really shouldn’t be asking me, as it would be, to put it as the one and only Samantha Jones did, “like the blind leading the blind”.
#everyone is cringe#the earlier we accept it the easier life gets#tidesq&a#tiktok#tyrion lannister#samantha jones
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omfd s2ep8 spoilers & rant
originally posted to my twitter acc
i am genuinely so confused by the amount of pure vitriol some of you have towards izzy and izzy fans?? i get not particularly liking a character or agreeing with the way other people see them, but some of y'all are being absolutely disgusting towards others. what happened to cringe culture being dead, huh? insinuating people should be embarassed or ashamed to have a reaction to characters they like - having big emotions about media you love is part of being in a fandom! you're no better or less weird! oooh look at you being unwilling to forgive or accept character growth! wow! so morally superior and cool! just because you dont personally agree that a redemption arc was deserved or done well doesnt make it a fact btw.
ive been watching this season with casual viewers who are not a part of online fandom at all, and they have all very much enjoyed izzy's arc and him as a character, they are able to see the narrative importance of it, as are the writers and the crew. again, you dont have to agree. but dont act superior.
at the end of the day, this is a silly pirate show made mostly for 'haha's, and ALL of these characters have done HORRIBLE things, they're pirates ffs, that's kinda the whole point here guys! and those things are ridiculously easily forgiven (by our standards) again, because they are pirates and this is not a serious show.
izzy fans are sad, some are very very sad, maybe even a 'weird' amount! so? do you really need to dunk on them for lolz? make it out like they're insane for even liking a character that the show itself actively likes and supports and clearly wants the audience to like (in s2 anyway, and if you deny this then sorry but you're being willfully wrong)? idk why any of you are remotely surprised people like this character? starting to think some of you just wanna be edgy and seem sarcastic and cool and superior for your 'witty' twitter commentary tbh.
and of course sending any kinda negativity towards writers/cast/crew is disgusting and pathetic, but im seeing that from izzy lovers and haters alike on my feed, so dont you dare try and make it seem like a pro-izzy only issue here. and y'know what? it's also disgusting and pathetic to belittle and mock other members of the fandom, and im only seeing one side engaging in that behavior, please do humble yourselves and remember the times in your life when you have had a strong emotional reaction to things happening to your fav characters and ships. dont forget that you are also a loser with a fandom twitter/tumblr account.
and for the record, i thought the finale was genuinely good, as was all of season 2 in my opinion. all this immature negativity and faux superiority is making this fandom toxic. izzy is a popular character with viewers (casual & otherwise) and the creative team, who had a decent redemption arc. that is a fact, whether you like it or not. people should not have to feel hesitation about posting anything remotely positive about izzy out of fear of judgement or ridicule. save your cutting twitter remarks for actually problematic people.
im not even particularly attached to this damn character but the way y'all have been behaving has annoyed tf outta me.
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Reminder not to fakeclaim people at random lmao
(this is mainly referring to DID/OSDD but can apply to any condition. This is an expanded version of today's tweets)
Reminder that DID/OSDD is very real and there are documented cases! It's not a silly quirky thing, it's something that real people suffer from, myself included.
Someone posting "DID cringe" decided to fakeclaim me earlier today. Because of it, I have things to say.
No, obviously I do not condone harassment of this user. I won't censor on the chance they're a troll-- they've just started this acc and it looks like this could potentially be ragebait. If you wish to do something, report them. Attacking and sending threats does not help.
Either this person >HAS DID and wants to attack fakers, even if it means harming actual DID havers (may include gatekeeping how THEY think DID should look) >They don't have DID and are just gatekeeping DID >They don't think DID is real and everyone with it is cringe and faking (most likely, even based on the @ alone.) >They're an actual troll that wants to just hurt people
Obviously I'm cringe, but fakeclaiming me is another thing entirely. On the chance this person legitimately thinks I'm faking, I've left the above responses. For one, yeah I'm basically recognized medically. I will clarify, there's some minor nuance to it, but it's something I've made sure already to address with multiple professionals I've visited multiple times. Professionals who agree. I would never say I have DID without seeking a professional opinion first, and made sure to withhold such a statement before receiving that opinion. Even today, I still strive to find and work with a specialist to explore this further when I have the opportunity to.
Below's some misc stuff they've posted.
While self-diagnosis CAN be harmful, dangerous, and stupid if done incorrectly, I don't think it should be completely disregarded. Self-dx'ing should be done responsibly and is poor to do without proper, extensive research. As a friend put it, "self diagnosing is fine as long as you use it for self discovery, and keep your mind open to changing or correcting your own diagnosis with new info. If you're wrong? Congrats, you come out with coping mechanisms for whatever it is you do have. If you're right? You've done extensive research into your condition and are educated. The only time self diagnosis is wrong is when you don't actually care about the disorder and just want the label".
This is inherently false. DID and roleplaying are VERY different. It's posts like this that make me believe this user doesn't think it's real. Though the previous use of "fakers" and "self-diagnosis" kinda implies there are real DID-havers lol?? It's true some fakers are just weird, maybe insensitive roleplayers, but these two are not one in the same. (You shouldn't roleplay a mental health condition like that ofc.)
Unless you're a qualified mental health professional, have the training to identify and analyze these things, and you personally know me enough TO diagnose me, you can't legitimately attempt to fakeclaim me, or anyone else.
If you don't have DID, you don't know what it's like either. While it's unclear whether or not this person has it, they don't have a place to make such an assumption. I assume they assume things, because I HIGHLY doubt they spent the time to actually look at my account beyond what I posted for pride. Having amnesia fucking sucks. Having conflicting feelings and thoughts sucks. Having heavy PTSD and barrels of trauma really sucks. These things fuck with me a lot!
It's possible that they have DID, and if so, they're gatekeeping. YOU CAN'T GATEKEEP DID. This happens a lot due to misinformation and poor perceptions. There's no ONE universal way to "have DID." My experiences not looking exactly like another's doesn't mean one of us is a faker.
A system is completely valid if they have a fictional character introject. A very common misconception running around these days is that if someone has fictives/lots of fictives, they're clearly a fake. That's just. NOT true. Systems are introjective by nature, so they take traits from their surroundings. We (as in many people today) use media to escape and cope. Sometimes the dissociative brain finds something in a fictional character that it feels it NEEDS in order to survive. So it takes that.
This is a SUBCONSCIOUS PROCESS, meaning you have no say in what happens. So actually, with how much media we consume these days, fictives should be normal and expected! (Ofc this isn't to say fictives can't still be pulled off by fakers.)
Al is a great example because he didn't ask to resemble Alastor (Hazbin Hotel.) It's actually something he's a bit embarrassed by. He knows how it looks to be an Alastor introject and knows the stigma around the show. He formed because I couldn't handle a situation, My subcon paralleled my situation to Alastor's conflict with Vox and felt Alastor was able to handle it well. So Al was formed to do the same in my place, allowing me to thrive in it instead of shut down. I had to figure this out with time and exploration.
DID does not grant you immunity, and you're still responsible for all actions you perform, whether it's yours or another alter's. DID never should be an excuse to be a shit person like the above, if true, but it should be handled and acknowledged with the respect and understanding deserved.
We're people- your friends and family, not freakshows.
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Story Time! (Don't open if uninterested)
I remember having a Tumblr back in October 2018 and that was a ride, the only reason I remember the relative date was it was around the time my mom got me an email
I always used Tumblr logged out though since I was very Catholic at the time and thought any queer ships were wrong. I ended up nuking my account a few years later after I started being more open about queerness, since I used to Jesuspost on there.
I got into Fire Emblem like a little later, and posted and reblogged about that. However after a while I """feared the cringe""" since I used to be an active ask-blog-asker. I wiped my account and in sometime in 2021, I rejoined.
After two wiped accounts I got scared of being active so I just sort of scrolled the site, wandered about, until Twitter crisis in which I was like "It's now or never."
It's funny how horrid I remember this site being, it's definitely different from when I first joined, but I remember joining because of the culture and the funny posts (I was influenced a Lot my Tumblr culture pre-1st acc with YouTube mainly to blame) and 11-year-old me was bombarded with internet drama, it's a little funny how your own perception warps the perception of a whole site, to the point I was refusing to rejoin the place that directly influenced me and my personality in the first place.
Even with my history, I'm glad to be back. Hell, I thank my history on Tumblr for making the transition a lot easier, and for influencing my interests, beliefs, and even personality as I know it. You'll always be in my heart Tumblr <3
RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen
#also I was a phannie if that says anything#but that was when I was 9#I WAS AN EMO TRINITY FAN WITH NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH#it was just an Era#i once asked a blog a hyperspecific request because I was like 12-13 and autistic and that gave me such embarrassment I wiped my blog#this was 2nd blog I think#or it might be first idk#all I know is when I restartef this one ans got the first like notif or smth I got so frustrated with having to restart again I just left#forgive me father for I have sinned
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@cosmicjoke still shitting his diapers fighting air. mr incel, you're literally fighting your limited af imagination, projecting AND PROJECTING AGAIN DOING NOTHING ELSE. anyway, nobody even gives a fuck about what you're saying, so eh lmfao
FYI, the only one who doesn't love levi here is YOU. you want him hurt, that's what gets you off. the only thing you care about is pretending he's a holy jesus figure bc you wanna feel like the moral person yourself stanning the "person who can't do no wrong", i guess real life really showed what a trashbag you are to you for you to be desperate for it, eh? no one who feels an ounce of sympathy for a character is gonna write them get gangraped and tortured. it's pretty fucking simple and anyone with more than one braincell can understand that. :) love how you try to defend your disgusting ass by saying you "don't romanticize" it. DUH bitch, why would you? when does the SADIST romanticize abuse LMFAOOOO 💀all you are is a lifeless idiot preaching morality all day long to five even more jobless weirdos who are dumb enough to listen to you. you should thank eruris for attacking every rando opinion bc without them bashing on you, you wouldn't even get in the radar of those 5 people.
anyway, you're just there *again* getting assmad and trying to find excuses to demonize straight women bc our takes ruin YOUR gross whump fantasy of levi taking up the ass from hideous men and getting reduced to a pathetic woobie constantly having panic attacks and getting subjected to worst torture. you just are too cowardly to admit openly that you hate fangirls (even tho it's obvious as HELL) bc there's no other place you can hope to get support (not that you even get measly amount you used to anymore lolol) bc erushits don't want your rancid ass either, which is HILARIOUS.
btw, if you care about levi's kindness and heroism, why do you never write about him being an amazing strong hero figure? bc i promise you i'd love that ☺️ why is it always levi getting raped, tortured, being pathetic about someone (shitwin in this case ofc), being completely incapable and weak? hmm its ALMOST like you just don't have him to have any *gasp* POWER and you get off to his suffering 😮
also, it's kinda funny how there's only one thing you say about me that's accurate and that's me being a huge dick to erushits, but even that you can't get right fully bc you have this wild notion about me being mean to "levi bloggers" bitch WHAT levi bloggerS. im ACTUALLY asking. there's only your uglyass who's a solo stan here 😂 not even on twitter i beefed with those (also rancid) socalled solo stans until now bc unlike some of you morons i choose my battles💀 but yeah, you're a halfwit little roach, so that's not surprising that you have NO idea about who you're even beefing with lmfao.
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D E A D A S S hilarious. i actually laughed. like WHAT do you think will happen my little roach 💀 do you realize i wrote that MYSELF WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS on a PUBLIC post that was reblogged from YOU? are you actually braindead enough to think i give a fuck what you post there about me? the only reason i don't say certain risky things is to not get nuked LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 💀 and idk what kind of boomer bullshit is this talking abt them as "admins" as if its a forum and thinking they'll give a fuck about your "nooesss BAN this pewson that i keep engaging with and spreading harassment campaigns for bc they dont like my bottomized wevi shit" clown💀
numerous accounts 😭 that reminded me, as much as it was fun to watch you think every anon who's hating on you that you cant get rid of had banked up thousands of accounts which was clearly giving you some cringe ego boost, let me give you a hint: you cant block *an account* by blocking an anon 🤗 kinda amazed how youve been on tumblr for YEARS and couldnt figured something so basic out. only a halfwit like you could imagine anyone getting a new acc whenever you block an anon so i laughed A LOT at you thinking that so thanks for being such an egotistical idiot 😘
were you saying you would rather d**l a hole to your s*** than talk with me? you better start dr*lling then since you LOOOOOVE engaging with me LMFAOOOOOO
#bitch does nothing but talk shit about me then 'oh no!' like you're just addicted to drama anyone can tell#its literally the same drivel every time too how can a person be this boring and braindead 😭#cosmicjoke#its so funny how he got this name like yeah you are one cosmic joke mf
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work in pongress
#my art#muffmuff draws#pon#pon darby#jjba#jjba diu#jjba oc#me forcing myself to do a full body & weird perspective#i need to learn but..........AAAAURRRRGHHHHHHH <- anguish#not me posting this on the wrong acc............/cringe
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mlb if there was tiktok would basically be:
*MY AU OBVI*
the usernames
@ chatnoirfanpage- chat
@ ladybugoffical- lb
@ adrienagreste- adriens main acc
@ dj.nino- ninos main acc
@ theladyblog- lasyblog acx
@ alyalb- alya main acc
@ maridc- mari main account
@ lbmarryme- adrien secret
@ childishgamnino- nino secret acc- guys i’m really proud of that one
@ lbmarryme2- alya secret
@ maribread- marinette
there’s more but pretty self explanatory
this is post reveal pre relationship
*edit of chat being hot*
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@ chatnoirfanpage : omg wow he’s so hot @ ladybugoffical you should definitely see this and marry him and have his kids
|—- @ ladybugoffical : omg chat get off your phone your late for patrol
@ maridc: GAWD DAYUM
|— @ maridc: shit wrong acc
|— @ maribae129: SHE HAS ANOTHER ONE
@ maribread: GAWDDDD DAYYUMM
|- @ marrymelb: offer still stands
|- @ maribread: who are you🤨
|- @ marrymelb: ur future bf ;)
|- @ marrymelb2: GUYS NOT IN A PUBLIC COMMENT SECTION😭😭
*adrien posts a thirst trap*
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@ maridc: hi agresty zesty😉😉😉😉
|_@ adrienagreste: hi marbar 😏😏😏😏
|-@ adrienettelover: PROOF
@ childishgamnino: hot sexy hmu bbg😍
|- @ marrymelb: made it just for u bbg 😘
@ alyalb: cringe
|- @ adrienagreste: i do not like you.
@ maribread : BAIDKFOAMWIDOCMG
|-@ maribread: sorry my keys slipped
|-@ maribread: HANDS DIPPED
|-@ maribread: FUCK HANDS SLIPPED
|—- @ lbmarryme2: girl…
|—-@ childishgamnino: girl…
|- @ lbmarryme: dipped to where😏😏😏
|- @ lbmarryme2: dawg…
|- @ childishgamnino: dawg…
*mari posts a thirst trap*
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@ adrienagreste: oh
|- @ adrienagreste: im
|- @lbmarryme: wait
|- @ lbmarryme: holy
|- @childishgamnino: DAWG HAD TO GRAB A WHOLE NEW ACCOUNT😭😭
@ chatnoirfanpage: hi marinette dupain cheng im a superhero
|- @ adrienagreste: hi marinette dupain cheng IM a famous model
|- @ chatnoirfanpage: shut up ur ugly and ur hair is fake
|- @ alyalb: BAHA
@ lukacouffine: you look pretty marinette!!
|- @ chatnoirfanpage: shut up blueberry
|- @ adrienagreste: #ihatelukacouffine
|- @lbmarryme: shut up i bring a guitar to a party, sound pretty farty, your hair is fake blue, looks like poo, fake earring in one ear, puke whenever i’m near
|- @ childishgamnino: DUDE WAS SO MAD HE STARTED RHYMING 😭😭
|- @ marrymelb2: SUNNY WAS DROPPING BARS 🔥🔥
|- @ lukacouffine: 1) I HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND 2)AT LEAST I SAID SOMETHING PUSSY 3) chat noir ur fr a bitch🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
|-@ chatnoirfanpage: who’s chat noir 🤨🤨
@ alyalb: HOTTIE WOW THATS MY BEST FRIEND
@ alyalb: @dj.nino im leaving u for mari❤️
|- @ dj.nino: not if i leave first babe❤️❤️
|- @ alyalb: u love me too much to leave me ❤️
|- @ dj.nino: ugh u caught me 👐
|- @ adrienagreste: @ maridc how do they make everything into flirting
|- @ maridc: couldnt tell ya!
quick little switch to twitter
#ihatelukacouffine is trending on twitter
@ adrienagreste: guys i don’t hate @lukacouffine and yes my father did make me say this and yes me and luka are now married
|- @lukacouffine: it’s ok babe 😘
|- @ adrienagreste: thanks blue blue bear 💙💙
|- @ dj.nino: did i just become the other women?????
|- @ alyalb: @ maridc @ kagamifence HELLO???
|- @ kagamifence: I do not comprehend nor understand this joke of “bromance”. Luka is still my boyfriend, yes?
|- @ lukacouffine: yes my muse
@ maridc: adrien babe what is this
|— @ adrienagreste: public statement bug🫡
|—- @ lukacouffine: u hate me cause u ain’t me 🤘
|- @ maridc: LUKA BAHAHA
ok back to tik tok
*lila posts a sad attempt of a thirst trap but it doesn’t work bc she’s ugly and she tags adrien* 204k likes
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@ marrymelb: no chance adrien wanted to be tagged
|—- @ xoxolilarossi: your literally a private acc with 8 followers. you’re just jealous of me and adriens relationship
|— @ marrymelb2: BHAHAH IM PISSING MYSELF
|- @ marrymelb: nah wtf is this shit
@ alyalb: love thé confidence girly!!
|- @ marrymelb: confidence nah that’s crazy😭
|- @ xoxolilarossi: thanks als💕💕🥹🥹 you know ever since i got both my eyes removed and plugged back in i’ve been so insecure about my face
|—@ tomfoolery: why did u get ur eyes out
|- @ lbmarryme2: if i looked like u i would be insecure too babe
🐞🐈🦊🐢
sunny: ALYA
als: BAHHA
sunny: SHE FUCKING BLOCKED ME
als: NO WAY
jay z: wait what happened?? i was in the studio
sunny: look at l***a’s post
jay z: EW
als: WE ARE SO MEAN I LOVE IT
sunny: we aren’t mean we are just mean to l***a!! 😁
sunny: can mari respond
sunny: my lady
sunny: tikki spots on
als: did u think that would summon her💀
sunny: …
sunny: no
jay z: he def did
bugapoo: hi wtf did l***a post
sunny: her ugly ass
als: ADRIEN AGRESTE
bugapoo: HOW DID U GET BLOCKED
sunny: *ss of the comments from his priv acc*
bugapoo: NAHHN😭😭
sunny: mari come over
bugapoo: ok
jay z: no booty calls in the group chat❌❌
sunny: NO I MEAN COME OVER TO MAKE A TIKTOK OF US BEING TOGETHER TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS
als: adrien shut up that’s so funny
sunny: I KNOW
jay z: marinette can u send hw answers btw
jay z: mari
jay z: I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY LB EXCUSES EITHER THERE WAS NOTHING THIS WEEK
jay z: marriiii PLS HELP A BROTHA OUT
sunny: i left it at home
als: adrien what??
sunny: *photo of mari and adrien in his room, both sporting goofy lovesick burns and thumbs up*
jay z: 😭😭
als: BAHAH
#funny stuff#mlb fandom#miraculous adrinette#miraculous au#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#marinette dupen chang#lila salt#alya cesaire#nino lahiffe#luka couffaine#tiktok
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can i get 9 w reiner pls?🤕🫶
no. <3 just kidding bff of course you can
pairing: reiner braun x reader
warnings: reiner n y/n run a couples tiktok acc, hate comments (being mean to y/n), y/n talking bad abt themself but nothing too extreme. very mild. happy ending!
wc: 520
9. "You can't keep it bottled up forever."
You tried to stay strong. To never let anything hurt you, but god it was so hard sometimes. It felt like people only said nice things about Reiner and never about you. That’s one thing that sucks about being so public online, you never really knew what people would say.
The two of you ran one of those cringey couple tiktok pages. You knew it was cringe, but you both found it incredibly fun at times. And you’d gathered quite the following somehow, other people taking enjoyment in your gross couple content. It had its drawbacks, but also was incredibly rewarding.
It was another day of reading the comments and only seeing the negative things.
userxx: reiner is wayy to good for them lol wtf
userxy: reiner break up w them they’re ugly lol!
useryz: why did y/n think this was ok to post…they look awful
Today had already been bad, and the comments were only making it worse. Maybe they were right. Maybe Reiner is too good for you. Maybe you should stop holding him bad and let him go be with other people.
Reiner had been reading the comments too. Blocking people and deleting comments that said anything mean about you. He tried doing it before you could see, but he wasn’t always quick enough to it. He’d try to like the nice comments and reply to them so they’d be at the top, less of a chance for you to see the bad ones. But knowing you, you’d doom scroll through the comments until seeing the ones that made you cry.
He was right, of course. But you’d never admit it.
“Hey, y/n,” Reiner walked into the living room where you sat on the couch, “What’s up? I saw a dumb couple challenge earlier I thought we could do.” He sat next to you, and that’s when he saw the look on your face. “What’s wrong? Did something happen?”
All you did was shake your head, afraid that if you opened your mouth you may start crying. But he saw right through you, much to your dismay.
“Y’know, you can’t keep it bottled up forever. Eventually you gotta let it out, y/n.” As soon as he placed his hand on your shoulder, the tears started. And they didn’t stop. Not for fifteen minutes, at least.
“People have just been so, so mean lately! I mean why do they have to say that stuff? Do they really believe I’m not good enough for you, or that I’m too ugly?” You sniffed, trying to get your emotions back under control. You hated this, you hated crying and feeling weak.
“y/n, you are more than good enough for me. And if I ever hear the words ‘I’m’ and ‘ugly’ leave your mouth in the same sentence again I think I’ll go crazy,” Reiner put his hand on your cheek to wipe away some of the tears, “I love you. No matter what those stupid commenters say. You’re amazing, and the best partner I could ever ask for.”
“You promise?”
“I promise.”
hurt/comfort request prompts
comments, reblogs, requests n likes appreciated! <3
#reiner braun#attack on titan#aot#reiner x reader#shingeki no kyoujin#reiner braun angst#reiner braun x reader#snk#mine !!
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Heyy, can I ask for a Haikyuu matchup please? I saw your post and I thought that it would be actually cool to do.
My personnality is ISFP-T,my zodiac sign is Leo, my pronouns are she/her and I’m straight. I’m a black girl and my height is 5’7, I have 4c black hair and dark brown eyes, I wear glasses. My general style is more like jogging, crop top and jordan, or a cargo and an oversized t shirt. And, from time to time, my style is more like « a baddie ».
About my personality, I’m an ambivert (mix of introvert and extrovert). I’m most introverted and shy with strangers but goofy and dynamic with people I’m comfortable with but I'm quite stubborn and sarcastic. I am known to my friends as « the person who laughs every day and for nothing ». I’m « adventurous » funny and I love to « be chill ». I also know to be serious when it is necessary. I can easily stand up for myself like when something/someone is bothering me I immediately say it (and put people in their place sometimes..) and don’t necessarily need people to help me with this ( but it sometimes depends on the situation).I really like to cuddle, watch Anime/Netflix, just chill and listen to RNB/ US Rap. And finally, I’m collected but have a certain attitude. All that doesn't mean that i'm not polite and respectful because i really am.
IMy ideal type would be someone who would be a little bit more mature than me and « clingy ». He would match my energy and we’d look like bestfriends and a couple at the same time. He would be sarcastic too but protective.
That’s it I think ! I’m honestly sorry if it’s too long, but thank you very much and have a great day ! <3
HII! u did perfect angel <3 (I googled some stuff on ur personality type so if I mention something and u didn't say it I got it from google and if its wrong ... I will be embarrassed)
I'm rlly happy u asked for one! and I'm so sorry if this is short I tried to make it as long as I could
MATCHUPS OPEN!
(romantic)
I match you with...
SUNA:
you guys probably met in like the weirdest way..
like imagine ur turning on netflix, opening your account, about to click your profile and there is another random profile
and ur like tf??
so u delete the random profile and continue on with ur night just wanting to cuddle up under some blankets
and the next day you come home ready to relax in your comfy bed and the profile is back again
this happens like a few more times and eventually you find out it’s this guy names Suna?
atsumu was probably fucking around and found ur acc and gave it to suna because he was too lazy to pay for his subscription
after some minor communication you get sunas number and tell him not to use your account anymore
although you both aren't great at conversations at the start overtime u become more comfortable around each other
BUT he ends up really enjoying talking to you and says he will pay u the money for the subscription if he can use your account
monthly payment = more excuses to talk to u
(just pretend for a second there isn't a possibility he could be like a creepy old man or a scammer that could take all of your private info ok?? this is for the sake of romance not logic)
you change the password and then make it a joined account
he confesses to you by making another profile on the account saying that he likes you (atsumus idea cringe ik)
you guys end up going out for a couple dates and the rest is history
the sarcastic energy would be just *chefs kiss*
u bring out all the snarky comments he hides in his head
probably mumbles something under his breath about kita that has u both laughing ur asses off
everyone else in the group just staring at u like ??
obsessed with your glasses
he likes that you're on the taller side
(feeds his ego that he is still taller)
you wanted clingy?? ur getting it with suna
he really likes to sleep and LOVES to fall asleep on you
he really doesn't care what ur doing
he’ll make it work
texts 24/7 of just random shit
he really likes doing simple things with you like grocery shopping or late night snack trips
very chill vibes, everything is super low-key
a lot of go with the flow dates and just seeing what happens
he’s happy with anything as long as he gets to spend it with you
he loves that you're not afraid to speak ur mind and tell people no
despite that he is always very gentle with you and your emotions
and because he's not super talkative he's a great listener
if ur ever upset he will just listen and hug u to make u feel better
silence speaks volumes!!
even if you're not talking, all he needs is your presence to feel complete
overall a very sweet calm relationship!
as always, if u see any spelling errors no u didn’t ..
LOVE YOU GO DRINK SOME WATER, EAT SOME FOOD, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY (NIGHT?)
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#matchups#haikyuu matchups#kuroo fluff#kuroo smut#suna fluff#suna smut#kita fluff#kita smut#atsumu fluff#atsumu smut#bokuto smut#bokuto fluff#suna rintaro haikyuu#suna rintaro#kenma fluff#noya fluff
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Okay, can i just say your ocs are fucking adorable? I was scrolling through your acc and they are just sosososo /pos
You've given me a lot of inspiration, im not new to the ppg fandom at all but i havent really.. Posted in it? In the fear of being 'cringe' with my own ocs
But i love the way you draw yours and arent afraid to show them. They're all so cute and i think you're really fucking cool, like those type of accs that are hard to find but are gems— if that makes sense?
Anyways you're amazing<33!!
Aw thank you! So sorry I've taken so long to reply I've just been... all over the place before the holiday season (Even headed a collab but that's another story) Don't be afraid to post your OCs! I've seen all kinds of them and honestly, as long as you aren't hurting anyone (including yourself) there's nothing wrong with that! Let yourself have a little fun.
Wishing you well!
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Hiiii can i request prompt 53 with tsukki? My annoying cousin u may know @chibiiichan(i cant tag her its a surprise) recommend ur account and well she never been right more than now I LIKE UR ACC TOO URM JUST TAG HER IN THE POST (bcs its actually her birthday next week monday so....the least i could do this bcs she likes tsukki and shes recently talk abt the iwazumi story of yours....lmao shes cringe but in the same time got mad n i was besides her hearing her whining like bruh 'its 1 am'...i know i should buy something for her but she got spoiled enough 💅...that mf-) thank you ✨
‘ALWAYS AND FOREVER’
TSUKISHIMA X READER
2K WORDS
GENRE: ANGST,FLUFF
TW: SLIGHT AMBIGIOUS MENTION OF SUICIDE/ASSISTED DEATH, AND DEATH, CURSING (IN MY A/N)
THIS IS FOR @chibiiichann Happy birthday, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS (BECAUSE I HATE IT :D ) SOOOOO YEAH I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY.
NOT PROOFREAD AT ALL. EXPECT SLIGHT MISTAKES
You were dying. You knew it. Your husband, Kei, knew it. Even friends you haven’t spoken too since high school knew it.
So why did you all pretend that everything was okay?
5 year old Y/N:
You were running around your neighbourhood park chasing after butterflies, without a care in the world. As you were frollicing in the grass, you manage to trip over a rock tumbling to the ground scraping your knee making it bleed. Looking down at your slightly injured knee, your lip begins to quiver which eventually leads to wails of tears streaming down your face.
“you don’t have to cry you know?” said a slightly quiet voice towering over you. Above you was a boy, quite tall with a fat pair of glasses, golden eyes and a head full of blonde locks.
“Well when I get hurt, I cry” you say matter oh factly (is that the phrase?) rubbing your nose as you sniffle. He held out a hand to you, which you immediately took shooting upwards and brushing yourself off.
The boy, after looking at you wildly, turns around and walks back to the actual park. “Oi wait,” you call at the boy swiftly following him “aren’t you going to ask my name?”
“no.” he says simply, proceeding to walk ahead.
“well my names Y/N L/N pleasure to meet you,” you say jumping in front of him so he doesn’t move, waiting for him to tell you his name...which he doesn’t. “you don’t have to be so rude you know”
“I’m not being rude” he says stiffly “ it’s just my brother says not to speak to strangers” a smirk appears on his face to say ‘you can leave me alone now.’
As if on cue, his brother approaches the both of you given the boy a slap on the back making him cringe “Hey Kei, who’s the friend you’ve made here?”
“My name is Y/N L/N and I'm here to be KEI’s best friend!” you said putting the emphasis on the word Kei after just learning that was the blondes name.
Kei rolled his eyes and sighed saying “nii-chan can we go home now” he folded his arms in annoyance.
“No Kei, you’ve got to get to know your new found friend Y/N-Chan right?” his brother said teasingly, knowing it was the last thing Kei wanted to do.
“Yes ofcourse!” you say with a toothy grin, dragging Kei along with you to his demise.
Until the sun went down, you spent the rest of your time with Kei getting to know eachother (well him getting to know you more, since you did all the speaking.) Regardless of his previous annoyance in getting to know you in the first place, Kei would be lying if he said he didn’t want to know you now.
As the sun was setting, Kei’s older brother (who’s name you learned was Akiteru) called him to tell him he had to go home because dinner was ready. Before he left, you grabbed his hand and wrapped your pinky finger around his saying “As long as we shall live, we will always look out for eachother as we are forever bestfriends, agreed?”
back to present -
In some odd way, this was Kei’s way of looking out for you. He knew what you had was uncurable and would weaken you even more as the days go by, so pretending like nothing was wrong seemed to be best in his eyes.
Everything you and Kei did was a game or some nostalgic act that you once did when you were children. It was sweet to say the least, seeing Kei all engrossed and determined to make you happy.
Your alarm rings snapping you out of you daydream, ‘it was time for medicine’ you thought with your face scowling at the thought. Immediately on time, as always, Kei comes In the room with all your medicine thats needed.
“Aren’t you my perfect little nurse Kei” you say teasingly giving him a wink, laughing as you see his face turn red.
“Do you have to do this every time y/n?” he asks rolling his eyes at your childish behaviour.
“Oh I'm just showing love to my best and favourite nurse” you continue laughing at your own words
“Im your only ‘nurse’” he deadpans giving you your medicine as you talk.
“Well that is more reason to make you the best nurse.” you say smiling.
Silence falls between you, and you stare down at your arm watching as your husband gives you the medicine making you frown. “Do we have to keep doing this?” you ask which is probably the 1000th time you’ve asked.
“Of course we do Y/N as I’ve said yesterday and the day before that and the day before that it-”
“But do we really?” you interrupt “I can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep doing this.”
“Do you doubt me Y/N, I can do this forever” he says “ I can take care of you forever”
“But I don’t wan-”
“I’m finished, I’m going to start on dinner” he gets up and leaves the room yelling “I’ll call you when it’s done.”
Sometimes you and Kei have these conversations. And all the time it ends the same way. You complain, he ignores and then you go and have dinner.
You can understand why he doesn’t want to have this conversation. Who would want to hear about their partners complaints about practically being alive. Kei was torn, ever since he met you all he wanted to was to keep you happy. But could he compromise his own happiness for it.
15 year old Y/N - flashback
“Kei Kei, aren’t you excited!” you yell smiling widley
“Excited for what?” he asks, amused by your enthusiasm “it’s just highschool.”
“Well it’s a new highschool! Karasuno high school, to be exact.”
“And that is still just a school.” he says
“Not just any! That’s the school nii-chan went too, and even tho he lie-”
“Let’s not talk about it Y/N” he murmurs “we should go now, don’t want to be late on our first date.”
Going to Karasuno was fun, at the start everyone was pleasant and nice. But after a week or two when you and Kei were still stuck to eachother like glue, people weren’t so pleasant. Kei was like a pop idol, being gorgeous and over 6ft at just the age of 15, caused alot of attention, especially when he was always around you.
At the start, the hate you got was bearable, it was the petty bitchy notes in your locker or just people blatanly talking badly about you infront of you. People didn’t do it when you weren’t around Kei, so when he had volleyball practice (which you were so excited that he joined the team) you were a big target for the bullies to come around.
Kei didn’t really know of the bullying that happened towards you, especially since he was mainly in practice or not around when it happened. But one day in practice he heard some of his teammates, kageyama and hinata who seemed to talking about a student in one of their classes that was always getting picked on by the other girls in the year.
“Yeah and I heard that Nana-san was planning on getting her and her friends to attack Y/N-san soon.” said Hinata
“Shrimpy, who are they planning on attacking?” Kei asks to make sure he just heard the ginger correctly.
“Oh this lovely person in our class their name is Y/N-san” he says, looking at Kei’s reaction he also asks “Why? Do you know them?”
Kei doesn’t respond, and immediately leaves the gym, ignoring Hinata’s and the other members of the teams yells of ‘Where are you going tsukishima.’ He didn’t care, he just had to get to you.
He searched all the classes, asking every student if he knew where you were. Someone directs him to the toilets, where he burst through the door to see the other girls in your year surrounding you and beating you up.
“What the fuck are you doing to them?” he yells startling the girls.
“T-T-Tsukishima-san" one girl says “It’s not what it looks like.”
“Oh fuck off” he says, with them still frozen in shock “I said go!”
“And don’t think I don’t know your names either” he calls after them.
He rushes towards your bruised body on the ground and cradles you gently, confused on what to really do. “Oi Kei,” you say weakly catching his attention “I would’ve won if you didn’t come to stop the fight.” you joke making him scoff.
“Whatever you say Y/N.”
After you heal up, Kei already told on the girls that beat you up getting them suspended, and you explain how they were treating you because of their infatuation of him. And how they only did it when he wasn’t around.
Once he learns this information, he decides to quite the volleyball team, to your surprise. But you demands on making him not quit were ignored, as he excused it by saying “I have to make sure you’re always alright remember, and if that means quitting some volleyball team then so be it.”
That was one out of the many times that Kei put his happiness before yours.
Flashback over.
When you first got diagnosed, Kei was immediately researching on it as it was a very rare condition. But sadly, he only found what the doctor already told you both. It was uncurable and your immune system and your body will weaken as the days go by.
Which it did, you were a shell of your past self. It was always shocking for Kei to see, especially with you only being 25. ‘It wasn’t supposed to be this way,’ but he never let you see his sadness.
Whenever you knew Kei was sad you always reminded him “Kei, I may be dying but please don’t cry over me” every time you said, there was a slight undertone of humour in your voice which always worked in boosting Kei’s spirit.
AN: IVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I HATE THIS SOOO IM SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE SHITTING RUSHED ENDING IM GOING TO PROVIDE FOR YOU LOL.
The days passed and the years went by, and you and Kei were still alive and kicking it. Doing your daily routine of you making some joke, Kei giving you your medicine and then you eating dinner. You eventually stopped complaining, realizing and remembering your promise you gave to Kei at 5 years old in that park. “As long as we shall live, we will always look out for eachother as we are forever bestfriends, agreed?”
Of course you had your rough days, everybody did and it was even harder being sick with a terminal illness. But having Kei to guide you through the storm made It better for you.
However, Kei isnt a miracle worker. He couldn’t save you, noone could. And you both knew that. That didn’t mean it made it any easier when the medicine stopped working and your pain got too hard to bear. Kei couldn’t watch you do this anymore, “the choice is yours” he said with tears in his eyes.
So you knew what you had to do, you got in your bed pulling Kei with you, and letting him envelope you in a big hug as you both cried.
“I love you,” you say “You know that right?”
“Of course I know that, idiot” he replies “And I love you.”
“Always and forever?”
“Always and forever.”
AN: how did I END UP CRYING WHILST WRITING THIS WHEN IT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE, I WAS TRYING TO DO THIS COOL NOTEBOOK (I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE NOTEBOOK) ENDING WHERE ITS AMBIGIOUS AND SHIT AND I JUST GIVE UP OKAY? I APOLOGISE LOOOOOOL. I HOPE YOU ENJOY ATLEAST A SENTENCE OF THIS AT LEAST.
#haikyuu x reader comfort#haikyu angst#haikyu x reader#haikyuu fluff#haikyu scenarios#haikyu headcanons#haikyu#tsukishima kei#tsukishima imagine#tsukishima fluff#tsukishima angst#tsukishima x reader
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Little Mix Up (m)
pairing: jungkook x reader
genre: smut, fluff
word count: 3.4k
theme: enemies to lovers
rating: explicit.
warnings: Swearing, ear biting, dry humping, dirty talk, no protection (use protection peeps), hair pulling, wet dreams lmao, marking/hickeys, fingering, slight pain kink?, jk is kind of possessive?, squirting, jk is a big boy (aka he has a big ding dong), slight overstimulation,Jungkook is cute in this uwu,
summary: A little camping trip mix up has you stuck in a tent with your enemy Jeon Jungkook, nothing could go wrong right?
Author’s Note - I originally posted this on another acc but I decided to delete it and just post it on here, Hope you guys enjoy this little piece of shit story :)
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You were not excited about this "healthy" little camping trip that your parents planned up, especially when you heard that the Jeon family was tagging along. You always tried your best to be gracious to them mainly because your mom was forever fixed on you, becoming friends with their only son, Jeon Jungkook. Now he was a problem, you honestly weren't sure why he always loathed you, but now, you don't even care. And for some reason, your mother wanted you to become friends with an asshole like him.
"I'm not going" You stated to your mother for the fourth time this morning, "Well, Y/N, it's not like you have a choice" Your mother responded as you let out a huge groan "I don't wanna go!" You say stomping your foot pouting. "Y/n pouting might work on your father, but not me, so start packing." She responds as you roll your eyes and stalk over to your room flinging the door shut to make your point. You didn't want to go on this trip if it wasn't obvious enough, Your mother wanted to get you and Jungkook in some kind of relationship of sorts but no way in hell were you ever going to date some jerk like Jungkook. You always tried to become acquainted with Jungkook but he continuously blew you off. You sighed laying down on your bed to call up your best friend Park Jimin.
He answered with "What?" You could hear something shuffling in the background "Oops, did I catch you at a bad time?" You said grinning "Nah, I was just scrolling on the internet" He responds and you hum "So what did your mom say?" He asks and you groan "I have to go to the camping trip with the Jeon family" You grumbled as Jimin chuckled "C'mon I'm sure it's not going to be that bad" You laugh dryly "Well obviously you think that because Jungkook is not a complete asshole to you." You say as your mom yells at you at hurry up "Shoot I got to go" You say your goodbyes to Jimin and hang up. Sighing you walk over to your closet and grab a backpack and fill it with necessities. After you finished you walked downstairs to see only Jungkook and your mother. "Um, where is everyone else?" You ask looking at your mother as she smiles "Didn't I tell you, sweetie? It's only going to be you and Jungkook"
Your jaw fell open as you saw Jungkook roll his eyes. Before you could argue with your mother she pushed you out of the house as you stood there completely baffled as Jungkook stood there staring at you. You saw your mother looking out the window so there was no chance of you going back inside to the safety of your home so with your head hanging low you dragged your feet inside Jungkook's black vehicle. Jungkook got inside without a word as he started driving. You were confused as hell, not because of what your mom did, naturally you expected her to pull something like that. What confused you is why Jungkook would agree if it was just going to be you two.
You pulled your phone out and sent a text to Jimin.
Y/N→Jimin you need to come and save me ಠ_ಠ
Jimin→ ????
Y/N→ My mom fucking tricked me!!!!!! She lied, and now I'm going camping with only Jungkook ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
Jimin→ Lol have fun.
Y/N→ BRUH ur supposed to save me you dick I'm going to die if I spend a weekend with this fuckface next to me ಠ╭╮ಠ
Jimin→ You won't be complaining when you get laid ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Y/N→ WTF does that mean?!?!?!?!??!!?
You shoved your phone into your pocket as Jimin went offline. You glanced over at Jungkook who was focusing on the road. You weren't going to lie he was handsome as fuck if he wasn't such a dick you might have actually fallen for him. Luckily for you, that didn't happen.
You stared outside the window wondering why Lady luck just seemed to hate your guts, After a while, You decided to break the uncomfortable silence, “Why did you agree?” You ask Jungkook as he huffs out a breath in annoyance, "I had no choice," He mutters out as you roll your eyes, "What? Did you think I would want to go camping with a weirdo like you?" Jungkook questions smirking as you whip your head towards him "What the fuck did you just say, Jeon?" You ask hands gripping the black leather seat tightly, "You heard me Y/N, Knowing you, you'll probably just masturbate the whole time" Your eyes went wide, as you remember that dreaded day where your mom decided to just let Jungkook waltz inside your room.
"Oh, You're here for Y/N?" Your Mother asks Jungkook as he nods, "Well, She's in her room," Your Mother responds as Jungkook gives a small thanks before making his way to your room. When Jungkook reached it, he heard some weird noises, Since he clearly has no sense of privacy or manners he swung the door open and caught you red-handed with your fingers knuckle deep inside your wet core, "Holy shit!" Jungkook shouted not able to tear his eyes away from the sight as your eyes snapped open, "What the fuck!???! Get out!" You yelled, attempting to cover yourself with your blanket but to no avail, Jungkook ran out of your room slamming the door shut leaving you sitting there with a beet-red face.
You blush a crimson color, "Shut up," You state as Jungkook scoffed, "Why did you even masturbate in the first place, You knew I was coming over for the project," Jungkook said as you averted your gaze from him, "W-Well maybe that wouldn't have happened if you just knocked," You respond slightly gnawing at your bottom lip, "Well if you weren't so eager for a date with your fingers, maybe I wouldn't have caught you," Your blood started to boil once you heard the words fall from Jungkook's mouth, "Excuse me?" You ask as you turn your head to see the smug look painted on Jungkook's face, "C'mon Y/N, We both know that the only thing that has touched you in the last three months was your right hand,"
You were about two seconds away from actually murdering Jungkook, but you decided that jail wasn't worth it so you just grumbled and turned away, ignoring Jungkook as you heard him laugh, deciding to distract yourself from him, you grabbed your phone and started to mindlessly scroll through social media, you stopped on a particular post that had your ex's face, you were certain that you had blocked him so you were surprised to see his face, you cringed at the horrible caption "What I do When I see someone pretty, I stare, I smile, Then I get tired and put the mirror down" You sighed as you shoved your phone back into your pocket, deciding to just take a small nap as your eyes fluttered shut,
You were awoken by the sound of Jungkook, "Y/N, Wake up, We're here" Jungkook spoke lightly pushing your shoulder, deciding to be stubborn you just let out a "hmph" before turning away, Jungkook rolled his eyes at your actions before grabbing both of your shoulders and start to viciously shake you, your eyes snapped open as you yelled, "Geez, What the fuck Jeon?!" You shoved his hands off of you as he scoffed, "I just wanted to warn you that your loud snoring might attract bears," Your eyes widen as you blushed, embarrassed, you stepped outside of the car murmuring "I don't fucking snore," You heard Jungkook snort at that "Yeah, right," He said chuckling, you cursed him under your breath before you took in the beautiful view of nature, the smell of grass and bark calmed you as you took a deep breath in, sadly you were broken from your trance as you heard Jungkook speak yet again "Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to help me set up the tent," You could hear the annoyance in his voice, turning your head you saw Jungkook standing there with his hands on his hips looking like an angry child who didn't get their way, you bit your bottom lip holding back your laughter, "I don't know, I think I'll just stand here" You responded copying your posture to look like Jungkook's, "I don't have time for this Y/N" Jungkook spoke as you rolled your eyes, after a minute of watching Jungkook struggle to set up the tent alone you decided to cave in, making your way to Jungkook you helped him set it up, after another couple minutes of confusion Jungkook finally managed to set it up,
By that time the sun was already setting, you were surprised to see that there was only one tent, "Where's the other tent?" You ask as Jungkook turns his head towards you "What other tent?" He responds as you shake your head "There's no way in hell I'm sharing a tent with you," You say as you point your finger at Jungkook as he rolls his eyes, "Then why don't you just sleep in the car, you seemed to be comfortable sleeping there," He responds unfolding a chair for himself before sitting down, You let out a sarcastic laugh before walking over to him,
"No way!" You state stopping right in front of him, "Why don't you sleep in the car?" You ask doing a bad impression of him, Jungkook chuckled lowly before bringing his gaze up to you, you started to blush and fidget slightly under his gaze, You heard Jungkook murmur something under his breath, "What?" You ask, suddenly Jungkook grasped your wrist and pulled you down onto his lap, shocked, you let out a little squeak before Jungkook leans his head towards yours, his lips ghosting above yours before whispering in your ear "I said, you're such a fucking tease," You gasp as you feel him lightly nibble on your ear,
You felt as if you were hypnotized by him, you suddenly yearned for his touch, more than you would like to admit, suddenly you seemed to have snapped out of your trance as you jumped off of his lap as if he had burned you, your breathing labored as you spoke, "I-I guess we could share," You spoke meekly before Jungkook smiled and said "Great,"
After eating some instant noodles, since both you and Jungkook can't cook worth of shit, You ran off into the forest using the excuse "I have to go the bathroom," After you were a reasonable distance away, you grabbed your phone and texted Jimin,
Y/N→ Jimin I need to speak to u ASAP
You waited a couple of minutes before Jimin replied,
Jimin→ What is it?
Y/N→Okay I know this is going to sound crazy but I think I like Jungkook
Jimin→ (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿) you woke me up for this bullshit,
Y/N→DUDE I'm serious, so basically, I was arguing with Jungkook because there was only one tent and there was no way I was going to share with him, and the SUDDENLY he pulls me onto his lap and calls me a FUCKIN TEASE LIKE WTFFFFF,
Jimin→So now u want the jungcock?
Your eyes went wide as you read the text Jimin sent,
Y/N→ tbh...kinda
Jimin→HA I KNEW IT,
Y/N→WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
Jimin→ How am I supposed to know? ur the one trying to get into Jungkook's pants, not me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Y/N→ Geez Jimin, you're a big fucking help
Jimin→ Thank you, I try (。ˇ ⊖ˇ)
You ran your hands through your hair as Jimin goes offline, "I'm screwed" You mutter before making your way back to the tent, Your eyes almost bulged out of their sockets as you saw Jungkook changing right out in the open, You couldn't help but shamefully gawk at his incredibly hot back, how is somebody this good looking? You felt your blood run cold as Jungkook turned around, his eyes meeting yours. Luckily, it seemed like he didn't notice you, he slipped his shirt on before going inside the tent,
You let out a breath of relief, heading over to the car to grab your bag and quickly change into your sleepwear, you started to feel anxious as you realized that you and Jungkook would be sleeping next to each other, You pulled your phone out to check the time 10:48 PM it read, You started to consider just sleeping in the car but you wouldn't allow Jungkook that satisfaction, taking your shoes off you slowly unzipped the tent open, poking your head inside, you saw Jungkook laying on his side you assumed that he was already asleep, cautiously stepping inside you zipped the tent back up before laying down far away from Jungkook.
Not wanting to take your phone out in case it might wake Jungkook up you laid on your back staring at the top of the tent, slowly but surely you ended up falling into a deep sleep,
Jungkook roughly tugged on your hair forcing you to look at him while he mounted you, filthy sounds were falling out of your mouth as you felt tears whelming up from the mixed pleasure and pain you were experiencing, Jungkook leaned down and whispered into your ear "Who knew you were such a slut for my cock Y/N" You felt your high nearing you as you felt even more turned on by the wet slaps of skin that echoed throughout, "J-Jungkook I-I'm go-gonna-" Jungkook cut you off "Hm? You gonna cum all over my cock like the dirty little slut you are?" You nodded multiple times, as you shut your eyes feeling your high approaching quickly,
You woke up in a sweat, you were breathing heavily as you felt your panties stick uncomfortably to your folds that were slick with your juices, "Jungkook," You breathed out unintentionally, "Yes Y/N?" Your head snapped over to the voice as you saw Jungkook laying there, brown eyes filled with lust focused on yours, Jungkook pulled you close to him, you could feel his breath on yours as he stared deeply into your eyes before speaking, "You were thinking about me weren't you?"
You knew that you weren't going to get away with lying to him so you just nodded, focusing your gaze anywhere but Jungkook, You can sense him smirking as he grabbed your wrist and placed it on his very prominent bulge, Your eyes grew wide as Jungkook spoke lowly, "Look at what you did to me Y/N, You're going to fix it," Jungkook growled as he smashed his soft buttery lips onto yours, your hands found their way to Jungkook's hair as you lightly tugged at it making him let groan, You felt Jungkook snake his hands towards your shorts before hooking his fingers in the waistband and pulling them down, You let out a whimper as you felt Jungkook rub his clothed cock onto your damp panties, Jungkook took the chance to shove his wet tongue inside your mouth, your warm tongues danced together as you let out little moans from the friction Jungkook was creating from rocking his hips back and forth, Jungkook moved his hands towards your ass and gave it a light smack making you yelp, you could feel him smirk before he broke the kiss, you whined slightly making him slap your ass again this time more rough making you moan out, "You're so fucking hot Y/N" Jungkook whispered in your ear before biting lightly making you mewl in want, You felt Jungkook lightly tug on your panties before looking up at you "Can I?" Jungkook asked face completely flushed, He had a little drool on his pink lips but you didn't mind, "Y-Yes," you responded before pulling him in for another wet kiss,
Jungkook tugged you panties off making you shiver as the cold air hit your dripping core, you felt Jungkook run a finger along your folds making you cry out in pleasure, Jungkook pulled away as he looked at you, his dark brown orbs seemed to hold the entire universe, "God, Y/N you don't know how long I wanted you," He spoke before gently pushing a finger into your core, you let out a choked moan as he started to pump fast adding another finger inside you, you felt complete and utter euphoria as his long digits pumped into dripping your core, the wet squelches were loud as you clenched around his fingers tightly, "You don't know how much I wanted to fuck your drenched pussy the day I saw you touching yourself," You felt yourself growing closer and closer with each word that came from his mouth, "You're mine Y/N" Jungkook snarled as he put his head in the crook of your sensitive neck and started to suck love bites onto your skin making you moaned loudly as your release hit you hard, you started to get extremely sensitive as Jungkook pulled his finger's out of your core as you breathed heavy,
After coming down from your high you grabbed Jungkook's wrist, "I want you," You whispered as he smirked, "You want me?" You blushed hard as you nodded making Jungkook let out a small laugh, "You're so fucking cute," He says blushing "C-Can I take off your shirt?" He asks making you blush also, unable to form any words you nod meekly, Jungkook starts by taking off his own making you marvel at his toned body, running your fingers down his abs he shivers a little bit before pulling his gray sweatpants down, your eyes went wide as you saw his thick member that was confined in his briefs, Jungkook started to gently pull off your t-shirt before unclipping your bra and tugging it off, "God, You're so beautiful," Jungkook breathed out as he pulled you in for a soft kiss, you felt Jungkook lightly nibble on your bottom lip making you whine into his mouth, After pulling away Jungkook started to take off his briefs, His member was beautiful, his tip a light pink, veins that were adorned from the base to the tip, it looked as if it was sculptured by the heavens, Jungkook started to rub the tip along your core gathering your sweet juices, You grabbed his wrist halting his movements, "I-It's been a while since.." You spoke as Jungkook had a warm smile on his face before gently kissing you "I'll take care of you," He responded his gentle voice calming you down,
You felt tears well up in your eyes as he started to push inside your core, you could feel everything, every crevice, every vein, everything, and you loved it, despite the light pain you loved the feeling of Jungkook, Jungkook let out a strangled groan as he bottomed out stopping a moment to let you adjust, "Please move," You begged, that was all he needed before starting a fast pace, his hips snapping as you cried out in pleasure, filthy sounds falling from both of your mouths, the skin slapping filled the entire forest as you felt your high approaching quickly, you were on cloud nine, you started to scream out in pleasure when Jungkook's fingers found their way to your overly sensitive clit rubbing small circles, "J-Jungkook I'm going to c-cum!" You moaned out as Jungkook's thrusts started to get fast and sloppy, the wet smacks from his cock entering and exiting your wet core made you whine loudly, You felt your orgasm come when Jungkook lifted one of your legs and placed it over his shoulder, the new position hitting your sweet spot, you moaned loudly as your eyes rolled to the back of your head, you swore that it was the hardest you ever came in your entire life you started to see stars, "Holy shit! You just squirted Y/N!" But you could barely hear Jungkook as you started to get overstimulated, you adored the feeling of Jungkook roughly pumping his member inside your sensitive core, "A-Ah Y/N I-I'm gonna cum" Jungkook groaned out before pulling himself out and spilling white ribbons of his seed onto your stomach,
Jungkook collapsed next to you breathing heavy a light sheet of sweat covering both of you, "C-Can I cuddle you?" Jungkook asks as you turn your head towards him, you smile gently as you see the deep blush that painted his face, Who knew Jeon Jungkook was soft, "Sure," You murmured as Jungkook wrapping his arms around your body the skin on skin contact making you blush,
Maybe this little camping trip won't be a complete drag after all
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