#not long ago. but alas
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prettyboykatsuki · 2 years ago
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(diff anon fromt the anon asking about incest) incest is wincest homie i will read anything that u write
this blog is so so unserious to me in so many ways
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corkinavoid · 4 months ago
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DPxDC Afterlife, But It's A Bar
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It was weird. Not wrong, alarming or dangerous type of weird. Not good or comforting either.
Just plain weird.
It all started a few days ago, on Wednesday, to be exact. On a rare occasion, Jason was patrolling outside of his territory ("cover for me, I have a date" my ass, Replacement), and he spotted something out of place. A neon green, almost toxic colored sign that read "Afterlife".
Honestly, who names a place like that? But judging by the placement and design, it was a bar, and Jason could almost appreciate the irony. Maybe it had a slogan along the lines of "our drinks will send you beyond the lines of life and death" or something. But at the same time, it could be interpreted as "alcohol can and will be the death of you," which, technically, is not the best PR campaign for a bar.
Jason decided to visit the place anyway. He was curious about the implied death joke, sue him.
Of course, he didn't visit immediately. He was still on patrol, and he just heard the sound of gunshots to the west. Not to say that the place was quiet.
(Oddly quiet for a bar in Gotham, now that he thinks about it)
Anyway, the next day, he went there not as Red Hood but as Jason Todd, an ordinary civilian who decided to grab a beer in the evening. Only to not find the place.
He couldn't have just miss it - he remembered the street, he knew the building, he was absolutely fucking sure where the "Afterlife" should have been. He searched the whole block nonetheless, and then proceeded to check the whole area, but to no avail.
Damn, it seems like he can't get to the afterlife both literally and- the other literally. Yeah, he might be having too much fun with the oddly chosen name for the nonexistent bar.
It didn't exist on the maps and internet either. At this point, Jason was contemplating the idea of it being a hallucination or a dream. He even checked the recording on his helmet from Wednesday night, but the whole time he was in the area, the video was filled with interference and static.
Weird. Slightly suspicious, but Red Robin, who's been patrolling the same area for weeks before him, never reported any interferences, so it probably had something to do with his helmet and not the area in general.
On Thursday night, he purposefully went there right after patrol. And the nonexistent bar suddenly existed again! The same neon green sign, the same quiet street around it.
Seriously, what is this mysterious fuckery?
Now, if he was a Bat, he would have reported this to others and investigated, lurked around in shadows, and approached with caution. If he was a Robin, he would have still reported and then straight up marched in there and saw how it goes.
Alas, he was Red Hood, so he decided to watch for the bar guests and see just who the hell goes in and out of the place.
And there was the next weird thing.
No one was going in or out. Jason sat there for a whole hour, and not even one person entered or left the building. Despite the muffled sounds of music, voices and laughter coming from the place.
The final kicker was the fact that after some careful questioning and dropping hints, Jason found out that no one except him ever saw the "Afterlife"'s sign. No one's even heard of it, both the Batclan and the Gothamites.
The fuck?
So he did the next logical thing. He brought the smartest member of the Bats with him. Tim owed him anyway. Might as well use it now instead of later.
Friday night proved two things: one, Tim was still his favorite to work with out of all the bats and birds, not questioning anything as to why Jason is asking him to check out a bar, and two, Jason just might be going insane.
Tim couldn't see the "Afterlife" even when Jason pointed at the sign from not further than ten feet. The irony of the stipid name was not even amusing anymore.
Tim didn't ask any questions after this experiment, and Jason didn't want to admit that he is losing the grip of reality, so they ended up simply parting their ways after. Can the Pits cause brain damage? More damage than there was in the first place, that is.
Now that he thinks about it, the color of the sign is really similar to the Lazarus waters. He should have noticed it sooner, but in his defense, who would look at the bubbling pool of toxic waters and think, "Oh, that would make a dope neon sign"? Apparently, the owner of the "Afterlife".
The color might be just a coincidence.
...no, in the world he lives in, coincidences like this just don't happen. Besides, Jason doesn't believe in shit like fate or destiny.
So, here he is, on Saturday night, standing in front of the door to the Afterlife. It would have been funny if it wasn't so weird. What's even more weird is that the closer he gets to the door, the less nervous he feels, like the place is radiating some calming aura. Wait, no, scratch that, Jason is so not calling it a calming aura for God's sake. That sounds just like those homemade witches with their crystals, tarot readings, and whatnot.
He's going to call it... tranquilizer vibes. Yeah, that's better.
He takes a deep breath, getting ready to see whatever it is on the other side, pushes the door open, and walks into the bar.
...
Whatever he's been expecting to see, it's not this.
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jannaphia · 20 days ago
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so I learned a few things this year:
painting more realistically doesn't equal painting 'better'
you can't hate yourself into loving your own work
✨just say NO✨
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teeth-draws · 1 month ago
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Chase suffers in love but the other Norms still let him come to their little photoshoot
#shepherds of haven#lavinet naveen#shery acquell#trouble alder#riel syndran#chase trinaeste#LOL so I sketched Chase ages ago bc I have beef with him and he is the main man of some of my closest friends#and I just was like what if I drew all the other norms wrapped in blankets#it became everyone in jackets while Chase suffered but I think that’s funnier#it’s norm team building!!!!#originally trouble’s jacket was a denim bomber bc basically I just want him to wear a rugby uniform or anything worn by members of a-ha#but he looks rly nice in brown so#FIRST TIME DRAWING RIEL AHHHH my actual love#Halle would be crazy for riel as her small vicious pointy boyfriend but alas#but she can shape shift riel !!! pls!!!!!!!!#she is flattered he saw her as a dragon she felt rly seen in that moment lol but also just generally enjoys his company#I drew shery first but after I drew trouble she looked really washed out#It was driving me nuts and I couldn’t stand it - I had to go back in and saturate tf out of her layers and it looked better#lavinet got the same treatment actually#I really like lavinet and in my head she’s THICC with a wasp waist like just OOZES femininity#her and shery are accidentally looking at each other while riel is trying to stare through trouble’s soul#DONT FEEL BAD FOR CHASE ANYONE it’s SELF INFLICTED#the infamous trinaeste torpedo#love is hard chase !!!! it sucks !!!!!!!!#if I reframe Chase as being reluctant to fall in love bc he becomes a complete simp with lowkey yan behaviours I can rly get behind it#chase and Halle wouldn’t last long enough to sleep together unless she loses all confidence in herself as a woman bc wow her true love is#CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED OMG#she would hear him choose to f chase in fmk and would be like what do you have that I don’t#wouldn’t even hear the marry bit#anyway this was fun and actually came about bc I was drawing rly extra outfits for the mages and got tired aka couldn’t figure out what
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capn-twitchery · 4 months ago
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everyone be quiet. he's sleeping
bonus alt sketch under the cut bc i still liked the face
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sulking "twitch doesn't wanna sit still for this long but they don't wanna wake him up either" original sketch. but i decided to be nicer to grace, on his wednesday
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makkuart · 3 months ago
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Erisoltober week three; Apocalypse
I might have gotten taken away with this week, I went all out for a genderbent erisol MadMax au.
Eridan and others are breeders like in Fury Road. Aradia's friend , Sollux, from the wastes, tracks her down to rescue her, only to find others in captivity too. Aradia asks for her friends to be rescued too. Eridan is very hesitant to agree to go, but does so because Feferi wants to leave to be free.
Surving the wasteland is hard when a powerful warlord is hunting you all down. Aradia looses her life fighting for her freedom, and Feferi dies from injuries a few days later. Kanaya leaves when a past friend crosses their path and agrees to take her far away. Eridan is left with Sollux, whom she doesn't trust and blames for loosing her friends. Over time, with Sollux's guidance, Eridan learns to be tough enough to survive the wastes. They become a deadly team, and mow down anyone who crosses their paths.
Over time, Eridan forgives Sollux and accepts it was never her fault, that she gave them all freedom, and accepts her deep feelings and appreciation for Sollux. They then agree to seek revenge for their lost loved ones, and set off to hunt down the warlord that trapped them, even if death is likely, they have eachother and their freedom.
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snazzi-strawberri-artz · 4 months ago
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AUGHH CLASS ASSIGNMENT YIPPEEE!!! Had to make cut out silhouette designs for 3 of our characters!!!
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wigglebox · 1 year ago
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Suptober [Extended] - Day 18 || Royalty 👑
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pilferingapples · 4 months ago
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Idk if you'll see this but I'm just starting out on here, what are some of the best (active ofc) Les Mis blogs to follow? Yours is one of my favorites, but I need more content lol. Thank youuu! 😁
Aah welcome ! I'm afraid that being asked this has made me briefly forget almost every blog I know XD
My first rec is the @lesmisletters blog; it regularly reblogs posts from people doing the current readalong, so it's a good place to find les mis bloggers (and see cool posts!)
Then there's @secretmellowblog, who runs the Letters server, and is very active there and here! A hub of les mis posting for sure :D
@syrupsyche , @hadleysmis, and @claireverlasting are people I know are very currently active, as is @lesmisscraper, who posts a lot of very involved gifsets!
And hey! Anyone else reading this--if you want people to know you as an Active Les Mis Blog, please raise your hand and say hello!
(I hope you won't mind if I publish this, in hopes that more people will chime in:D )
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charcubed · 10 months ago
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if you watch all of Ted Lasso except for the finale, you unironically genuinely receive a beautiful storyline about a slow burn polyamorous romantic relationship, and I still don’t know how to reconcile that factually true statement with the very last episode’s existence
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shiraishi--kanade · 2 months ago
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Normal WxS 3DMV screenshots. Nothing nefarious going on here
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24hrsoda · 1 month ago
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WHERE IS THE GHOSTBAT POST
bluesky
playfully implying that ghostmaker could claim he is batman’s boyfriend
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spittingspite · 2 months ago
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Heard Sonic Boom is 10 years old today so in its honour here's an edit of the Sonic Boom intro we all deserved
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guinevereslancelot · 10 months ago
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a koi pond for your dash:
❀ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ༄ ❀ 𓆝 𓆟 ༄ ❀ 𓆞 𓆝 ❀ ༄ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
#our pond thawed so i sat beside the water today and watched the fish#i wish everyone as beautiful and peaceful a moment as that today ♡#i dont have a koi pond btw judt a farm pond that a neighbor put goldish in like twenty years ago#they thrived tho and they're pretty like koi fish#im planning to add water lilies to it this year and maybe some other pretty ornamental plants around it idk#also a bench hopefully bc rn you have to sit in an uncomfy rock lol#anyway#still a nice place to hang out im just planning to make it nicer when i have the money for landscaping#im considering adding some actual koi to it bc i read they can coexist w goldfish really well bc they're both carp#but idk i assume they eat more so maybe they would outcompete the goldslfish#also they eat the baby goldfish so maybe not :(#they should crossbreed tho#i think#so maybe i'll just grt one or two koi and see what happens#anywayyy#they're so pretty and peaceful to watch 😌#my only complaint is its a bit of a hike to the pond#either like five minutes down a suuuuper steep hill or twice as long walking around the hill and back up by the road which is less steep#also you cant really see the pond from the house bc its far away and surrounded by dense brush#alas#these are good problems to have tho#and for safety reasons its good actually that the pond is far from the house and a bit annoying to get to#bc little kids could def have a terrible accident if it was just in the yard or something#bc its really deep#im not the best w these emojis but i wanted to make something cute
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sjweminem · 16 days ago
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god i ALWAYS forget abt my saw tattoo (january 2024 is one of the periods the brain damage arbitrarily deleted) then i see it in the mirror and i'm like >:^)
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starburstsobsessions · 6 days ago
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Fallout New Vegas is so fucking good I wish I’d played it sooner for REAL. My lesbianism is appreciated in it and these characters already are getting printed onto the side of my brain I think
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