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kazodus · 3 months ago

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came to me in a dream

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 22 days ago

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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN #halloween the movie #michael myers #do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters #i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes #there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk #yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else #mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance #solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill #like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it #also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted #you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her #it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man #no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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I know Vanessa regret saying this in the FNAF movie,,

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #ryoumen sukuna #fanart #jjk fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #jjk 264 #yuuji #sukuna #god sukuna's face is so priceless he rly does look like a cat at the vet #AND I MISSED HAPPY YUUJI i would read a compilation of every panel of smiling yuuji in a heartbeat #i also missed pink sukuna :') no context n u can almost pretend we r back in the good old days #anyway i debated adding text 2 this because to me it looks like Let's Take Ibuprofen Together #and since thats Sukuna's Thing (tm) i feel like theres a joke 2 b made there with yuuji saying it 2 him #but i decided against it smtimes simple is best #ok my hand is actually showing signs of overuse im done fr the day i PROMIS E FHFJSFJJ #it's just the meat of the palm pinky side and not the wrist so thats a good sign #ill probably b better tmr . no rest fr the wicked stay strong girl

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demigods-posts · 4 months ago

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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.

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nokkayy · 27 days ago

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you can’t figure out why he doesn’t like his new shades (made with love!)

continuation of this post

(urbanshade mandated closeups)

#sebastian surface au #sebastian solace x you #sebastian solace pressure #pressure sebastian #sebastian #sebastian solace x reader #sebastian pressure #sebastian solace #pressure sebastian solace #it keeps falling off his face because he has no nose :(#he refuses to let you use your washi tape #he likes to keep his scarf on! don’t judge #he feels too exposed without it it reminds him too much of the vulnerability of the surgery table #girl boss shirt because all his clothes are in the wash #you sewed the extra sleeve on yourself!#nokart

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mamaclownhunter · 23 days ago

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Ok I lied I have art that was too fun not to share

Listen- I need combative “I hate you bro but I would also die for you” platonic cumplane

I need Shang Quinghua calling Shen Quingqui a hussy and a harlot

I need Shen Quingqui to respond with a full bodied cathartic “bitch” I need them to be venting out frustrations every 2 seconds and ruthlessly gossiping the next. I need them to immediately turn on anyone that talks shit on the other.

Pls for my health.

#svsss #cumplane #but platonic #I feel like it gets touchy when romantic but you do you #shang qinghua #I am a viscious apologist he can’t do anything wrong in my eyes #he needs to let out his anger #in a healthy way #by healthy that is giving enrichment to local mean girl Shen Quingqui #shen quingqiu #needs to be the full on internet troll he was before he died #it is cathartic bc they have to put on masks 24/7 around everyone else #in reality they are extremely close and deeply care for one another #Shen Quingqui in my heart has cursed out Shang Qinghua and told him to his face he was a talented writer and that is what pissed him off #he has made SQH cry with his cursing complaints (positive)#SQH does help him avoid wife plots #pls #for my health #my art bleh

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lilislegacy · 1 month ago

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*percy seen from a far, wearing a suit*

piper: do my eyes deceive me or is percy jackson wearing formal clothes? since when does he have the ability to look like a domesticated human being?

frank: how come HE, percy of all people, king of untidiness, can wear a cream linen suit and look like a celebrity, but when i tried one on i looked like a man-child going to a high school dance?

hazel: sweetie it’s just because it’s such a casual suit, and you’re much more elegant than percy is!

annabeth, turning to them: um okay, hi percy’s best friends? can you guys compliment him without insulting him?

leo: his ass looks incredible.

grover: has he been working out?

annabeth, side eyeing them:

annabeth: okay, you have all now either insulted him or hit on him. how about from now on, you do neither?

rachel: how about we do both? because i’ve actually just perfected doing them at the same time

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sreppub · 1 year ago

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storybook bats :)

robpunzel, red riding hood, timberella, the little merbat (& her prince!), duke in wonderland, and dami of beanstalk fame (he totally stole the magic beans and ran. he would never sell batcow)

(I know the different background colours are an eyesore oTL don’t worry about it)

#i’ve been fussing with the colour settings for an hour i cant be assed anymore #dc #mine #animation #fairytale bats #batfam #heres the breakdown: rapunzel dick because mullet #red riding hood is self explanatory #timberella because they both run around in the middle of the night #mermaid cass because cute and mute #prince steph bc i love anime girl prince type #duke in wonderland because i only know wfa/fanon duke :’) and he feels like that #not new to gotham but new to this batshit family #and beanstalk dami because. cow #originally i was going to do pinocchio tim but i didnt think it made as much sense. pinocchio dami might have though #but then i couldnt draw a little goose and beans falling out of pockets….

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mouseshift · 1 month ago

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