#not in a fight 😜
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Anybody else wants to kiss the goth doctor? No? Just me? 💔
#bg3#bg3 art#baldurs gate 3#malus thorm#house of healing#need this man so bad#i can take him#not in a fight 😜#i can actually take all of the thorms#especially malus and thisobald 👅
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if Jude and Inej didnt had male love interests, TRUST that i will immediately headcanon them as lesbians (Jude as a manhating one even) like omg theres no way these girls dont want other girls (i had to resort to hc jude as bi and inej as queer 🤥)
#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#the folk of the air#the cruel prince#jurdan#jude duarte#kanej#inej ghafa#like the scene with inej holding nina's face???#like omg that wa sso homoerotic#AND LOOKK AT JUDE???#SHE'S CANONICALLY LIKE SUPER MUSCULAR AND SHE'S BUILD LIKE AS IF SHE'S BORN TO KISS GIRLS 😭😭#(ignoring the unfortunately amount of fanrts of jude beinf a skinny legend and like zero scars ☹️ like my girl canonically fights and trains#to be a knight and she literally gotten multiple injuries form her prev fights and shits like ???)#AND OH MY GOD INEJ IS SO WLW CODED U GUYS DONT GET IT LIEK I DO 😖#like xan someone draw cardan as a mean femme and kaz as a butch lesbian like prty plesseeee#(i actually already saw fansrt of cardan as alesbian so shout out to thay artist!!)#like ik the books r perfect and all but i swear it would be 20 times better if inej & jude were lesbians and kaz & cardan were like girls ☹️#this might be self projection bcs im also like a girl kisser but liek CMON !!!#actuslly this reminds me of thay one art of genderbended crows and omg it was so gorgeous 😖😖 tho idk where it is now soo#if anyone know who drew that tell me pls 😜#ok bye#tha ms for lit esitng to my yap sessions
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the thoma brainrot continues...
husband!thoma training outdoors during summer, anyone?
notes: mostly sfw. shirtless, sweaty thoma. suggestive. nothing special, just a short n sweet lil drabble that will probably not cure my brain's obsession w thoma but oh well that's okay.
he's shirtless, his muscles rippling under his sweaty, sun-kissed skin as he spins and lunges and twirls his polearm. thoma's movements are fluid, but forceful enough to elicit the occasional grunt or kiai. several strands of his golden hair are wet and sticking to his forehead and back. you watch from a distance, knowing better than to get too close until he tells you it's okay. he hasn't seen you yet, but you're perfectly content to enjoy the show - your very own private pole dance of sorts, performed by your protective and incredibly sexy pyro-wielding husband. you chuckle to yourself, thinking how the word hot describes him so well in so many ways right now.
finally, he sees you and puts his weapon away, his smile reaching his pretty green eyes as you bring him a big cup of water.
"aww...thank you, beautiful!" he beams, leaning down to give you a chaste kiss, careful not to get you sweaty (not that you would mind, but he's a considerate gentleman okay?).
"it's my pleasure, handsome," you smirk as you watch him chug half the water down in one go, some of it dripping from his chin and down his pecs as they rise and fall with his labored breaths. you're tempted to lick the droplets off him, but you restrain yourself. "are you almost done? you've been out here for hours..."
he nods. "just a little bit longer, babe. i'll be in shortly."
you give him a once-over with a single raised eyebrow. "i was thinking of taking a shower with you. but i suppose that can wait."
the heat on his cheeks from the ambient temperature rises to the tips of his ears. "you know what? on second thought, i can be done now," he says with a mischievous wink.
you giggle at him and drape his arm across your shoulders, holding his hand in front of your chest as you walk back to your shared home to get the rest of his clothes off.
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#thoma#thoma x reader#thoma x you#thoma drabble#genshin#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#kiai is the shouting or yelling martial artists do to express power and focus during fights and training#the more you know#crys if you're reading this#¡él es calor Y caliente! 🔥🌶️😜#hot n sweaty thoma has my simpleton ass in a full nelson pls help
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my first neve HEAAARRRTTTTT
#me wanting angst slow burn yuri: 🤭🤭🤭🤪🤪🤪😜😝😝#me having to experience said angst slow burn yuri: ive been in the TRENCHESSSSSSSSS FUCK!!!!!!!!#lucanis flirting with neve so easily meanwhile marina is fighting for her life. count your fucking days flop.#also for some reason davrin has a heart in his relationship#when I’m pretty sure marina only flirted with him once. like I think she flirted with bellara and harding more than that guy#is this bugged 😭#shut up about dav.
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CANT FIGHT MY OWN NATURE
Im not like any other Dutch fans because the difference I see is I'm not ashamed of what I'm doing nor what I am and i ain't afraid to expose myself 😌
I can see my 10yr old self back in 2010 would be mortified because it ain't John Marston 😆 I did pay the price of wishing to be like him tho 🥲 (full of scars, doubt and I still can't swim) if only my younger self would understand who John really was before I wish to be this "cool badass hot ass cowboy" when I grow up 😩😆
(I know my tv stand needs cleaning, I will get to it when I'm not playing red dead 😆)
#that ass is mine and Hoseas 😜#based on a true story#absolutely drunk#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption community#red dead fandom#red dead redemption#dutchieliciousplans#dutch van der linde#dutch#dutch has a plan#dutchie#dutch vanderline#i am who i am#i cant fight my own nature#cant fight nature#clemens point#dutch tasty ass#i love dutch#i love dutch way too much#john martson#red dead 1
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One thing I never will understand about canon Hetalia is why 99% of the nations are written in a way that clearly is showing that they are not personifications of their government. But that they represent their people/an idea
Yet Belarus is pretty much just a copy paste of the Russian puppet government
#hws belarus#like America has been shown to be kept out of the loop when it comes to the federal governments actions and how hes on the outside#of elections talking about “who should I pick 😜”#idk I would love to know Hima came up with that#not a huge fan of it#like i can SEE the protests and people fighting for their fuckin lives#aph belarus#hetalia#hetalia axis powers
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favorite thayne pictures..? 😈😈😈
oh deja do not get me started on this or we’re gonna be here all night okay HERE WE GO
ok chat i think i HAVE to start with my stagedoor pictures of me and him because just LOOK!!!!!!!! ITS ME!!!!!!!! AND HIM!!!!!!!! AND HES REAL!!!!!!!!! WE’RE RIGHT THERE AND ITS REAL!!!!!!!!! best day of my life honestly i’d kill to see hamilton on broadway and do this again (you can kind of see my face in the last one….,,i look a little distorted but okay)
alrighttt second stage is some silly stuff ive collected (either screenshots or found somewhere) and just bgnfgdhghf THE WAY HE LOOKS AT CARLEIGH IN THE MIDDLE ONE ☹️☹️☹️ love them uhh gonna add some more down here
i took a lot of pictures from that singular chair scene in the room where it happens so just pretend like all of them are there ❤️❤️❤️
to finish it off im gonna have to go with these pictures i screenshotted from my bootleg of farmer refuted with thayne and trey 😇😇 idk why but i looove the first one so much oh my gyat look at himmmm he looks so 😭😭 so 😭😭😭😭😭😭 AAAAUEEEGHHH also the end of farmer refuted with them was so funny DUDE WHY ARE YOU CHOKING HIMMM 😭😭😭 and then the way he’s cowering in the last photo is so funny he does not need to be doing all that
uhmmmm it’ll only let me add 30 images per post so im gonna reblog this one with some honorable mentions (random stuff i either forgot or didn’t think could fit into one of those categories)
#thayne jasperson#hamilton ensemble#hamilton#hamilton musical#samuel seabury#thayne i love youuuu 😜#<- referring to that one vine#i have SO MUCH MORE than this trust okay 🙏🙏 any time i see him i have to fight my fingers trying to hit the screenshot buttons
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Least Depressing Fitz and Fool moment 🥱
I imagine my beloved crying after Fitz says that nonsense to him 🥲 I’ve never wanted to hug a character this bad until this chapter
#robin hobb#rote#realm of the elderlings#the fool#fitzchivalry farseer#fanart#digital art#beloved#my heart#that one scene in Golden Fool where Fitz just shatters the Fool’s heart 😃#I almost hopped into them pages to fight Fitz#Fitz’s homophobic era 😜#I swear I’m not gay bro…..
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#I wrote some Salah/Wespe/Schalavsky smut#because something entices me about that dynamic sooo much#Yeah of course there is the age gap but everyone is an adult sooo...#and I like my ships a bit problematic desperate and guilt ridden#Would love to not fix on side characters for once but well that's what my brain decides it likes#Wespe/Salah is also so fun!#schalavsky/salah intrigues me also so much because there is this power dynamic that is so easy to abuse#And Schalavsky would fight against it because he is a stickler for rules#Schalavsky/Wespe is also my fave because it is sooo dynamic and conflict laden#Schalavsky would feel guilty that something happened and Wespe is like 😜#also: real mystrade moment from me#shipping three characters who even separately have never/barely interacted in canon on screen lmao#Wespe and Schalavsky have met offscreen and that's it!#Can't wait until Martin Hofstetter stops me by giving the characters more backstory lmao#But then he shouldn't tell me Schalavsky is jealous of Salah and not elaborate???? What did he mean by that#kris talks
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listen they both have an excuse for the fight. jamie's excuse is that he hasn't had an ounce of alcohol in like a year and he was drunk. roy's excuse is jamie.
#jamie ''you're gonna foul me 😜'' tartt#his fight me pheromones are irresistible#jack facts#ted lasso#roy kent#jamie tartt
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I think I could beat a cambium at it's job
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TAYLOR’S COMING BACK TO FLORIDA IN OCTOBER I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE FOR TICKETS OMG
#RAAAAHHHHHH#THE FIGHT FOR TICKETS IN TAMPA KILLED ME#PRAY FOR ME GUYS😜#I NEED THIS 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻#taylor swift eras tour#taylor swift
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"Having endured her for so long...father. You..when did you get so patient?"
" Tch, don't chalk this up to patience. If I could kill her, I would have done it ages ago. This is simply me not wanting to waste my energy on someone so unworthy of it. "
#.:ask:.#// vegeta ♅#i mean i guess he has now but#i still think they're just doing this TO get him to fight#and not becuase their character is actually meant to use ki#but whatever#alos what do you MEAN he's not patient#man waited years to finally try and take down frieza#give the man a little credit trunks 😜
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Ran Haitani kink tee hee 💕
p.s. this is not Dessy js
FALSE!
#nymph.letters♡#nymph's nonnies♡#i will fight that man with a meter stick#go hop on taiju's cock ma'am 😜
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no cos this is me rn and IM TRYING SO HARDD TO GO BACK TO AVATAR BUT SPIDERVERSE IS TAKING A HUGE TOLL ON ME😭😭
like i needa finish reading some fics but i keep getting distracted by hobie and miguel and miles and oh my days😊
#help#im having an internal crisis#im fighting my inner demons#avatar?#spiderverse?#both?#IM HAVING A DILEMMA#😜😜😜
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cutting a lime for my drink tonight……ask an aries rising some controversial opinions 👀👀
#i think it’s not shown on here but i have an opinion on everything#and i AM argumentative#i had to listen to neck beards talk about female characters today i am fired up for no reason#im full of piss and vinegar today for some reason#you can ask poor lore whose been putting up w me#and if i start a fight tonight over anime characters at con 😜😜#cielo rambles!
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