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Evans a bitch and ill beat his ass up
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I think I could beat a cambium at it's job
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Pineapple belongs on pizza
Oatmeal raisin cookies are the bomb
Anything with raisins in it is good
Dipping fries in milkshakes is perfect
Having chips and ketchup is greatly underestimated
I’m going to sleep now
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insecure wade wilson who is convinced he could never attract anyone x logan who finds him genuinely fuckin hot (bec he rly rly is) is my favorite trope . ty 👍
#m'doodlez#mine#my art#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#wade x logan#bro wade is actually so hot fuckin fight me if u dont think so
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You forgot the prettiest one of all:
I watch Interview with the Vampire (2022-) for the plot
#i love him#it's sexualize that old man hours#tbh it's always sexualize that old man hours here#eric bogosian#he's hot#fight me bro#amc interview with the vampire
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still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this
#me#every time i walk by someone who spits at me in the game i'm like BRO#I'M HERE TO HELP YOU#YOU try fighting a leshen without mutations!#the witcher#the witcher 3#5k
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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The greatest Wizard of this age!
Return of the book cover fanart!
#d20#dimension 20#dimension 20 fanart#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high junior year spoilers#gorgug thistlespring#fig faeth#adine abernant#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#my art#bro that fight had me WORRIED#I'm officially back on my bullshit for novel cover mockups#I don't know if I'll do like I did with Mentopolis and do every episode#but we'll see
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wrestling to be the first to greet you (they broke into your house)
#null rot#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#they say it doesnt matter who gets greeted first but then go into a full out brawl to be the first.... they probably break things and then#fight again to be the second who gets greeted and then again for third.. an.d. again for fourth... then one more time for-#GYAHHHHHHHH#LIKE BRO THEY JUST LOOK LIKE THE TYPE TO FIGHT OVER YOU#THEY FIGHT NORMALLY LIKE SIBLINGS BUT THEY RAKE IT A STEP FURTHER CAUSE THEY'RE DEMONS BUT IT'S NORMAL TO THEM#AND WHY IS ZOHA THE STRONGEST???? YOUNGER = STRONGER????? PHYSICALLY?????? IM SEEING IT THAT WAY#IN THAT CASE ITD MAKE SENSE SINCE THE OLDEST IS HANTENGU HIMSELF..... AND HES...... HIM#i always see sekido losing wrestling battles and Aizetsu being the one to win if its pure strength alone#bUT if theyre playing dirty i can see the turning tables...... but maybe thats for another day....#GYAH FUCK THE POWER SCALING BETWEEN THE FOUR BRO I NEED TO KEEP GOING#THESE MFS ARE TESTING MY ABILITIES WITH HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO KEEP DRAWING THEM...#FOR NOW LOOK HOW MUCH THEYRE DUMBASSES#and yes. the crotch shot to urogi was intentional on aizetsu's part. hes so subtle mean girl coded to me
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Imagine beefing with a plant? Couldn’t be me but it’s peak Obito behavior 🤗
#obikaka#kakaobi#obkk#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#jonin!obito#mr.ukki#kawkawart#digital art#comic page#do yall see my vision#obito fight me uchiha#naruto fanart#bro fr beefing w a plant like 😭😭😭😭
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I've been sad lately so I've been trying to boost my serotonin by drawing Jedi AU youngling trainer Maul (who I affectionately call Dad Maul)... it works :))
#star wars#fan art#jedi au maul#maul#darth maul#i call this my#happy au#it's fairly extensive and i have written many things for it#i love it a lot#its my happy place#all younglings belong to friends!#maul would be so chill if he never met palpatine#i have proof for this bro dont fight me#also i just think its so funny if jedi au maul has ALL the apprentices while canon maul has like zero
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*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.
#all I can say is that tinky possesed me for a hot second#scientist need to research the grip this man has on the gays#I’m a full on lesbian yet I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#I’m going to fight tinky in a Sainsbury’s parking lot over him#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#tinky#t’noy karaxis#I would tag everyone but it would take me over the 30 tags-#so I’m just tagging the goat bros#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nmt#nmt2#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#the bastards box#team starkid#starkid#starkid fanart#fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#my art
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Listen I am not opposed to a little bit of babygirlifying my favorite blorbo but when you start nerfing their canon skills for the sake of whump or woobifaction is where I draw the line. He would NOT fold that easily in that situation
#Whump authors will write a 6 ft 200 lb man with combat training being passive in a situation where I as a normal 5’1 woman could fight back#like girl STAND UP#I could tag every batboy on this post Bruce included I fear#Batman#Batfam#dc#there was a fic with a horror premise that I usually love but this aspect was so glaring it was taking me out of it. FIGHT BACK BRO#Wait I hate that this can apply to canon too 🙈. Like omg be more creative with your tortures
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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something about post-game striders learning to be brothers (also the tenderness and trust of cutting someone's hair)
#strider bros#dave strider#dirk strider#homestuck#homestuck fancomic#hs fanart#comic tag#i live for the both of them being so awkward and unknowingly tender fight me#thats also the cutest deer-in-headlights dave ive ever drawn
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a story in 4 parts 🫶
#the ‘for no reason’ actually sent me#😭😭😭#bro got what was coming to em tbh#him and narinder KEPT FIGHTING EVERY DAY#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl shitpost#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#i’m making this canon in nomadic faith#minus narinder dying#maybe he just got his ass beat real bad
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