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I’m fine…
#bluart#fairly oddparents#comso#wanda#timmy turner#if you say he’s flushing his fish down the toilet I swear to god
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i would be such a good fucking roommate oh my god
#istg its everyfucking day w these ppl#not flushing the toilet#not getting toilet paper and instead putting a box of tissues in the bathroom???#not telling me when theyre going to the store so the only food i have to make myself is hotdogs and chef boyardee#using my fucking soaps#PRETTY SURE THEYRE USING MY WASH CLOTHES WHICH IS FUCKING DISGUSTING#guys istg im gunna go insane about this they're legit driving me up the wall#even when everyones calm and only barely being shitty to each other its awful#I WOULD BE FINE WITH SHARING MY SOAPS BUT I NEED IT FUCKING COMMUNICATED#legit my soaps used to last like 4-6 months and ive gone thru them so fast the last 8 or 9 months
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We deserved more of just Merlin
The little head tilt, the sweet voice and the tiny smile, the moment he asked Arthur:
“Don’t you?”
To Merlin, magic had always been there for everyone to see, to feel.
He is magic, after all.
For all those years, Merlin had believed what he felt was obvious, and that everyone else felt the same way. It was strange to Merlin that Arthur couldn’t understand that the forest, the animals, even the smallest, living in it, were sacred. Because life is sacred. He couldn’t grasp the reason why the knights couldn’t feel that the old Druids’ camp was haunted, and therefore didn’t believe him. He had literally heard death, and cried because of it.
“As if everything is much more than itself.”
The phrase could refer to him too. Merlin is much more than… Him.
That’s what brought his doom. He had never had the chance to truly know himself. He was either a servant, or the sorcerer of a prophecy, or a Dragonlord.
Never just him.
And in this moment we see he had missed being one with nature, breathing in the animals’ lives. He was himself again.
He was vibrating, much like anything else there living with him.
They never went deep into Merlin’s powers, they were just there for Arthur. Merlin had lost sight of what he wanted to do with them, he even forgot he was so powerful he could have overthrown Arthur himself, if he really wished to.
Merlin was the only man alive able to see Avalon.
During the knights and the king’s quest to save Gwen, Merlin met the Queen of a Queendom no one had ever even seen.
He could have killed Morgana (and did try) multiple times, although she was an High Priestess, and simply decided not to, but he had more than just the power to do so.
The Catha, the Druids bowed to him, met him in the woods, called to him.
Merlin created a telepathic connection with Arthur the first days he was in Camelot.
He survived death multiple times.
His immortality forbid him to die.
Merlin hated hunting because he could feel the animals being scared, followed; he had recognised Gwen when Morgana transformed her into a deer; he could hear the magic around him, inside objects and inside people, like a whisper, as if it was nothing; he could call lightning from the sky.
He could stop the time, or at least slow it down.
Every magical being knew him by name only. But he was not a leader, he was just different.
“Is she like me?” “No one is like you, Merlin.”
After everything he had witnessed, even Gaius knew Merlin was special and did nothing to help him understand why he was.
Merlin was the reason Aithusa was born, why Kilgharrah was free, and we were robbed of him getting to really know his powers, both as a Dragonlord and as the most powerful sorcerer to ever walk the earth.
He literally deleted himself just to be at Arthur’ side, and it hurt him. We saw it constantly. He was sad not only because everyone and everything was against him, or because he couldn’t use magic for simple tricks, but because he couldn’t really know what he could do, both as a magical being and as just Merlin.
To study his powers meant treason and death, and Merlin forbid himself to go beyond what he already knew.
His incapacity to understand, his lack of will to know, and his indecision about who he was, literally helped the fall of the great destiny he was a part of.
Merlin’s decisions, whatever he wanted them to happen or not, helped Arthur die.
Merlin’s real enemy was himself.
#excuse you while i let myself being poetic#and while i condemn the directors#because what the hell#they had such a good storyline and they FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET#who is REALLY merlin you know?#is this gibberish?#i always thought this anyway#the real enemy in this show is the poor choices the characters made#including merlin#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc
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doodles idk 🤑
#lego monkie kid#lmk#sun wukong#six eared macaque#shadowpeach#not tagging ao lie cuz hes behind ugly gay people#myart#yeah. idk. i wanted to draw more stuff but *toilet flush sound*
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They're starting to become more and more alike.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune art#deltarune#deltarune au#deltarune comic#comic#twin runes#twin runes au#kris dreemurr#frisk#chara#utdr#kfc#kris proceeds to flush 5 bath bombs down the toilet#to relieve some stress mind you#chara be telling the truth btw#but no one believes them#what a shame
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Okay so i hate that the batkids are rich purely because they dont have those classic siblings experiences. So here is me putting them in those horrible situations.
*the batkids are in a hotel room with only one bathroom*
Jason: DICKHEAD get the fuck out or im gonna piss in your suitcase!
Dick, over the sound of water: I'm taking a SHOWER
Tim: AND? Hurry it up assman, I gotta brush my teeth!
Damian: I hope you all eat shit and die. I've been waiting longer than all of you.
Meanwhile, in the girls room:
Steph, barging into the bathroom: i gotta take my makeup off and brush my teeth. Deal with it.
Babs, in the bathtub: i dont even know why i try to lock the door at this point.
Cass, slipping in to use the sink: making instant mac n cheese. None for you guys.
Steph: bitch.
Cass: whore :)
#batkids#tim drake#stephanie brown#jason todd#batfam#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dick grayson#barbara gordon#both of these have happened to me#also my sis always flushes the toilet while im in the shower to remove any hopes of water pressure i had#cause shes a bitch
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February 23 2024
Ah, that was a nice break! Now to return, and on Wholesome Sonic and Tails Wednesday, no less!
This is actually a scene from the second time Sonic had to go Super, so they know now that him going Super isn't gonna kill him; however, they still don't know enough about it to be comfortable for anyone else to try.
Tails might not like the Super form in this AU, but I love drawing it. He only shows up for like a couple of days in the au as a whole, but I love drawing him so much. ;v;
#roadtrip!sonic au#sonic the hedgehog#dadnic#super sonic#miles tails prower#tails the fox#wholesome sonic and tails wednesday#I swear to gaia I will flip you inside out and throw you in a lava pit if you tag this as a ship.#It's a platonic kiss you toilet flushed fish#sonic fanart#Chanting in the background- the kiss the kiss the kiss the kiss!
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instagram liked these so you all get to see them too
PROSHIP DNI
#proship dni#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#beth smith#jerry smith#rick and morty meme#I lov the smith family so much they are like my Barbie’s that I flush down the toilet
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Honkai Star Rail is officially the funniest game Hoyoverse has ever made
#they outdid themselves with this one fr#why was the trailblazer so obssessed with trashcans#“bro you're so romantic!”#“beg me then~”#“i feel bad for this world. first the stellaron and now you”#“beep! beep! beep! your mom's an antiquity”#the closet 💀#“die! you hotel devil!”#“sit down [on a toilet] and flush”#bronseele's interactions. they're so gay and funny#i love this game already#there's more but i can't remember them rn#honkai star rail#hsr#trailblazer#stelle#caelus#star rail#bronseele#hoyoverse#mihoyo
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Rook's Achilles posting has a hold on me oough
#Achilles's skill in talking shit doesnt at all translate to his flirting ig :(#patrochilles#achilles#patroclus#tsoa#hades game#corviiids#i had a beach date with the most gorgeous sunset next to a tide pool that made toilet flushing noises it was great#alidraws
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#me#mine#asian#fuck my face#my bestie got me a new retainer after i flushed both mine down the toilet ;-;
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everyone thinks their favourite thing is as life changing as ace attorney but it isn't.
listen to me.
listen to me.
i have been in fandom for over 2 decades.
nothing has altered my brain chemistry and changed me like ace attorney has.
#wordy wendy#MAYBE atla and su. maybe gravity falls#but there's something about them that isn't complete enough to compare#(they don't have a franziska)#(if you try to tell me azula is a franziska i'll flush a pad down your toilet)
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hey. when cis society is oppressing a trans man, what he is experiencing is. In Fact. misogyny. i'm sorry i know none of us like to be reminded of our agab, and it hurts whenever people perceive you as the wrong gender. but a cis person hate-criming, assaulting, verbally abusing, etc, a trans man is not doing "transandrophobia" because they do not perceive him as a man.
they perceive him as a woman failing at her gender, as a woman who has been seduced and lied to and manipulated because women are so easily led astray, just like it says in the bible. they perceive him as a woman who has been mutilated. they perceive him as a dyke that needs to be fixed. if they are hate-criming him because they *do* perceive him as a man, because he passes well enough they aren't thinking he could be trans, then they're doing so out of homophobia, perceiving him as a gay man, a pervert, a sissy, a danger to children. OR, they are being transphobic but specifically because they think he might be transfeminine instead. when cis society oppresses a trans woman, they are able to do it on multiple levels at once. She's a woman failing at her gender, a dyke that needs to be fixed. Or she's an evil and grotesque crossdressing pervert, a rude caricature, a danger to polite society. she will never be doing enough to escape oppression entirely, no matter if she gets every surgery she can and wears makeup every day and passes perfectly, because she lives under a patriarchy, and she's a woman, so she lives in a panopticon, and HAVING to get surgery and wear make-up to be respected IS oppression, especially if the alternative is being hate-crimed.
trans women (and trans men who pass) are not experiencing "transandrophobia" when a 'queer women and nbs" event turns them away at the door for being too masculine. they are. IN FACT!! experiencing the byproducts of misogyny in a patriarchy!!! where the terfs and coward cis women running those events and occupying those spaces have been taught (sometimes through experience, sometimes by men, sometimes by women) throughout life that men = stronger and more dangerous than women ALWAYS. That they need to protect themselves at all times and always be vigilant. That men and women can't be friends without sexual tension (and so as queer women the mere existence of what they perceive as a "man" is a threat). That women need a separate sports league because they can't possibly compete with someone who has even a little bit "extra" (an unquantifiable amount actually because there isn't a standard range) testosterone. That women should cook and men should fix cars. i promise you, i promise i promise i promise. it's misogyny. like!!! you don't say cis gay men experiences "androphobia", bc that's not a thing!! you sound like fucking mens rights activists guys please! you don't say a black man experiences "misandrynoir"!! because living in a patriarchy fundamentally means men do not experience oppression based on their gender. its not happening. shut the fuck up. stop walking us back to 2014 can we please take a step forward and stop bitching about this. there are genuine issues in the world and i'm frankly sick of people who should be smarter than that needing to be gently hand-held through this fucking explanation for the millionth time and still stomping their feet.
#cw transmisogyny#cw discourse#cw transphobia#longterm tme mutual pissed me the fuck off bye#everybody else gets to read this now#if you still don't get it idk maybe go stick your head down a toilet and flush#that might help#its so fucking simple stop drinking terf koolaid#if u are transmasc and have experienced transphobia i'm really sorry that happened to you.#and if calling it 'transandrophobia' makes u feel less dysphoric then whatever fine#but its not like. a systemic issue.#pls understand that#transmisogyny is a systemic issue we should be talking about. because misogyny is a systemic problem we have not yet solved.#i hope i never have to talk about this again#lmk if i should tag it as anything else#or if i've worded anything in a way that should be corrected
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sometimes I think being an Arsenal player is having to participate in the worst summer camp of your life all the time
#the picture of the team holding the Arsenal flag while Mikel is in the middle holding a soccer ball 😭#Leo looks SO small#he’s barely grabbing onto it 😭😭😭#someone needs to flush Mikel’s head in a toilet immediately. just once. so his brain can rescramble correctly
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#a doodley#AND i would be able to flush toilet paper instead of having to have a separate trash bin for it....!
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foreigner darling crying while desperately typing into their phone because they don’t any japanese or english, etc. 1) their yandere is a bastard and fucking with them, fully knowing they don’t know the language. 2) the yandere is also struggling and they a dictionary that’s highlighted with translations. 3) the yandere didn’t think this one through and is now acting as if they knew about the barrier. - garfield anon (hello!)
(1) jouno thinks it's funny. here you were, clearly confused and trying your best to communicate with him, but apart from sobs and pleadings of 'please let me go', he can hardly make out your other words. it didn't matter, anyway. this was fine too, you just had to calm down before he could set down some ground rules. he also finds it hilarious when he's talking to you in japanese, knowing you don't understand a single thing, threatening to kill you or your loved ones or telling you about how long he's been watching you and you're just staring at him wide-eyed; isn't that expression far too cute for this?
(1) fyodor wishes you didn't cry so much. if he wanted you to cry in the corner, your phone long abandoned after he had only laughed at your pathetic attempts at trying to talk to him, then he could have done a hundred other things apart from bringing you to a nice room and taking care of you. he understands everything you're saying, of course, but still pretends not to, cocking his head to the side when you ask him why he's done this and glaring at you when you ask his name. it was a little amusing to see you second guess your every word and try to recall any words from any language you knew. only after a month of captivity, when you start, on the brink of losing your mind, telling him about your name and likes and dislikes, he smiles at you, and says "i know", clear as day. the shock on your face is his favorite expression yet.
(2) so maybe chuuya overestimated his linguistic abilities. it was fine! he had dictionaries and the internet just for this. he gets by using the resources on hand, and you're surprisingly pretty well receptive to his attempts, and even point out the words you're saying when he doesn't understand you. things were going a lot better than he thought, until one day you ask him if he can please help you escape and that he can come with you so whoever hired him won't hurt him, you promise to help, and he realizes you had no idea just why you were here. he does consider telling you the truth, but it was a lot nicer to have you trust him and stick by him, so ultimately he decides that can wait. for now, he'll go along with your silly idea.
(2) dazai thought he had all the important words covered, but now you're screaming at him so loudly that he can't comprehend a single word coming out of your mouth. he offers you the dictionary and a pencil, clearly telling you to please circle the words you're using but instead, you throw it back at him and scream some more. not knowing what else to do, he starts speaking to you in gibberish. it works, almost, because you go eerily quiet to listen to him before going back to screaming and throwing things at him (because now it sounds like he's mocking you). oh well, time to sign up for those classes!
(3) nikolai didn't think it'd be this hard to get the message across. surely, using his overcoat to transport you here was enough for you to understand that this was a kidnapping? well, he didn't understand what you were saying either, but he was mostly sure that you said the words 'money', 'who' and 'why' at least thrice now. living together when neither of you understood the other couldn't be that bad, right? he uses pictures of an amusement park and a handy app to ask you if you'd like to go out and that he will drag you back screaming if you tried to run, and the horror on your face is all he needs to know you understood him clear as day. see, not that hard!
#hello anon! welcome to the blog BD#garfield anon 🐟#your very own tag!!! wow!!!#did this w bsd but this could also work w like genshin? i thought of alhaitham since he knows every language known to mankind lmao#yandere bungo stray dogs x reader#yandere bsd x reader#yandere bungo stray dogs#yandere bsd#yandere bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs x reader#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#bsd x reader#yandere nikolai gogol x reader#yandere dazai x reader#yandere fyodor x reader#yandere chuuya x reader#yandere jouno x reader#ask 🐟#bsd 🐟#anon 🐟#jouno 🐟#fyodor 🐟#nikolai 🐟#dazai 🐟#chuuya 🐟#drabble 🐟#dazai at class: what does 'fucking asshole i'll castrate you and flush you down the toilet' mean?
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