#not even mad just confused

[reegis]

i was googling mechs characters just curious to see if any of my art shows up in image search results (the answer: it dOES occasionally and thats wack to me) and found out that apparently somebody uploaded my merlin art to pinterest??? in the form of a shitty screenshot???

and they dont even follow me apparently?? smh

[purple-space-aliens]

cyan text on fucking beige background?? seriously?? how do you even read that?? /nbh

[birdbrainrots]

touch grass

the grass said you're mean :(

[lucabyte]

"So what's the weirdest possible first (second) impression Loop could make on the party in postcanon?" "Yeah, that, probably."

+ Bonus

theyre just standing there in direct party order while this happens. normal tuesday.

[celestialbruise]

PIDW time travel fic where after dying Shen Jiu wakes up in the past, after the ling xi caves and his subsequent qi deviation, with a chance to change his fate. Bingge also wakes up in his fourteen year old body, memories fully intact. Now, instead of actually changing their ways Bingjiu just try to kill each other in increasingly violent, hilarious ways

[katblaze]

Nerd stands up for himself! It goes... well, it goes as well as you think it would

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Two drastically different scenes from Chp. 25!

Hope you feel better soon @sapphosscribe 💕💕💕

[thecoppersoulbox]

Funny little thing I just realised: Bill was drenched in beer the entire time he was telling that story

[macandcheese-inhaler]

Anyway, random teacher update: Today the teacher asked my friend when he's going to ask me out.

I still genuinely cannot comprehend what about me walking into class with my FRIEND & talking to him before the bell rings sets off “romantic” alarm bells.

I guess because I follow him around often?? But even then, I like following my friends around in the same way a duckling likes to follow its mother around. It’s nothing romantic? I don’t see how it could be? Doesn’t everyone tag along w/ their friends like that??

Like, if I was latching onto him, or even holding his hand (the example I gave last time), I’d at least understand WHY he thought we should date. At most, on RARE occasions I lean on his chair, but even then, I try to give him a decent amount of personal space. 

Why is hanging out with the opposite sex always equivalent to “oh they like-like each other”? Why can’t I like talking to my friend without getting accused of having a crush on him? It’s frustrating. 

Especially b/c there are PLENTY of (somewhat) valid reasons that would make someone think I have a crush on him. As an aromantic person, I'm aware sometimes the way I treat my friends is a little "suspicious". I'm close with a lot of my friends and I see how someone could confuse that with romantic attraction, but the "line" between just friends and having a crush in this scenario is seeing us walking together & talk? What?

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[stuck-in-jelly]

As much as Viren was not a good father to Soren in his later years every now and then I do think about how Viren delayed his coronation speech because Soren wasn't there yet and he wanted him there

[megamindsupremacy]

Okay this one might be niche but. Y’all know how sometimes your friend will have a family member they only refer to by their title? Like, “Pop” or “Auntie” No Name? And if you spend a lot of time with this friend then you end up also calling this family member Nona or whatever even though you’re not related?

I headcanon that Clark exclusively refers to his parents as Ma and Pa and literally never tells anyone their names. And Ma and Pa only ever introduce themselves as Ma and Pa. Then by the time someone thinks to ask what Clark’s Ma and Pa’s names are it’s been like half a year and it’s WAY too late to ask for something like that. Like they respond to “Mrs./Mr. Kent”, sure, but also they have the entire league calling them Ma and Pa and they LOVE it. They’ve adopted the entire league via Clark and are delighted by this. It never registers for Clark that all of his coworkers call his parents Ma and Pa too because to him that’s just their names like of course that’s what people call them. Meanwhile every single leaguer with dead parents (most if not all) has a mini breakdown when they realize they’re calling these random midwesterners Ma and Pa. They’re not mad about it! Just confused as to how this happened without anyone noticing

[halsinningiswinning]

You Dragon Age bitches have conditioned me into liking the silver fox necromancer. Congratulations. I don't even go here, but I am enjoying myself.

[pastafossa]

So I have/had two packages coming to me in the exact same period. A candle that shipped about 10 days ago via USPS, and shoes that shipped 2 days ago via Fedex. And it's hilariously just been like

USPS, taking a drag off a cigarette: right so we'll get that candle to your city, then over the course of 5 days we're gonna send it to a city 45 mins away, back to you, then to a city 2 hours away, back to you, then BACK to the 2 hour city, back to you, then we're gonna take a benzo nap for a 3 more days, maybe send your candle back to the city 2 hours away if we feel like it.

Me: ...oh. ok.

Meanwhile.

Fedex, snorting 6 lines of coke: so your shoes are in VIETNAM, gonna have those to ya in 2 days.

Me: but I - I didn't order expedited shipping or anything, how are you gonna get them to me in 2-

Fedex, bursting out of my kitchen cupboard in a puff of cocaine powder: SURPRISE BITCH, WE'RE ALREADY INSIDE YOUR HOUSE, FOUND A SPIDER, ATE THAT LITTLE BITCH ALIVE, ANYWAY GOT YOUR FUCKING DINO SKELLY SHOES HERE YA GO

Me: ...why the FUCK are you naked ????

Fedex, already streaking out of my house: SADDLE UP BITCHES WE'RE GOING TO NEW ZEALANDDDDDDD

[nu-so]

I feel like Tim would know about Lance. Like.

Bruce and Dick don't say anything, Jason doesn't know. But Mr. stalker over here knows everything about the batfam.

So maybe Jasons arguing with bruce again on how he died as robin and tim (on like 2 hours of sleep in 48 hours) goes 'you weren't even the first one. calm your tits'

jasons demanding answers, bruce and dick want to know how he knows, and everyones kinda mad that they kept lance a secret.

it'd be cool if Lance did come back too, but he's just living his life in like. San Diego or smh as a beach body.

[eli-am-confused]

Teens breaking into their friend’s house to hangout and braid hair.

I’ve never been in a braid train but it seems like such a fun group activity!

Picture one

Wilbur: What are y’all doin’ in my living room?

Duke: They call it a “braid train” wanna join?

Wilbur: No that’s not what I- Whatever move over.

Picture two has no words

[arcsin27]

Kinda gay to dress up as the same character. What are you, two halves of one whole?