#not dreamcler

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alright. you know the situation. gnfkitten is the blog that made dreamcler. go vote for gnfkitten, it's your civic duty.

@gnfkitten @justintyleralfonso

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hey what the FUCK is this blog

i’m glad you asked! :)

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

getting covid vaccinated, if i never post again. that's why!

[boohoo-cracker]

you fools. you babes. where did you think i learned how to draw hoodies

[mack-and-cheese]

Bc of popular demand I'm posting this again

[dreamsclock]

VERYE DAY I WAKE UP AND THINK IVE ESCAPED FROM THE ONCELER ONLY TO BE SHOWN HIM ON SOME SOCIAL MEDIA PLATOFRM IF I SEE THE ONCELER AGAIN I AM KILLING DREAM IN A FANFIC TO VENT MY DISTRESS

[tmblrdream]

The onceler (now a silver fox awooooggaa) sipped his yeezy Pinot noir capitalistly.

“So you want me to help you dewormyfy my own husband? The audacity— its unmatched, Sapnap.”

Sapnap swallowed his communist agenda and got on his knees to beg oncie but before he could oncie held up a hand.

“ No no snapmap you’re right— worms are for liberals I can’t have my hubby living like that. Where is he?”

Sapnap held up drworm (WHO WAS NOT SWALLOWED AND IS PERFECTLY HAPPY)

in his little worm-fuel bottle. He had nested in there bcause it smelled like gogy and he was still mourning.

Sadnap objected to the idea that dream godforbid own property and had to look away in disgust.

Capitalist pigs.

Oncie stood up, his emerald robe (again he’s a dilf now sorry had to abandon the tux) sweeping across the floor as he approached soap sud.

“Holy fuck that’s one hot worm”

Drworm is confused bcause im pretty sure worms don’t have like..,,/ ears but he blushed anyway uwu such a happy couple.

“Oncie focus...” drworm squeaked.

Oncie did not focus and as he stared at the dworm all the sins he had committed under the name of capitalism came back to him. The clout goblins. The amazon ex-rainforest. Double stuff Oreos which are digestingwhy would you ruin perfection I? Fuck you oreo company Im sleeping with ur wife.

The bitch started sobbing holy fuc “Swipnap what have I done It was me I MADE THE WORM FUEL ONLY GOERGE WAS SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT I WAS SO JEALUD SOUP SOUP WHAT DO I DO I MADE MY HUSBAND A- A WORM!!!”

He ugly cried.

Sapnap was not payed enough for this so he just left and hoped if he fed dworm enough Mountain Dew he would evolve back into a gamer and they could get married fuck you oncie u dirty dirty capitalist pig.

Maybe he would hang some money outside to attract George to idk

fanart I made for u

[lemontommy]

Guys I wrote some onceler x dream fanfic do you want to see it

[ella-ashmore]

I dont know what the fuck I'm doing london and drinnie please dont read this

@the-dreamcler-archives

professional mine craft youtuber goerge not found and the lorax were having a nice dinner date to repair their dying marriage when gogy got a notification from paypal. lo and behold, it was from dream who had sending greoges daily allowance! the lorax inhaled the rest of his pesticides (saving the environment one meal at a time <3) and said "yes bbygurrl get that coin!" because he was so very happy to scam the green bastards out of their money. meanwhile the Onceler sobbed cutely when he saw the numbers in his phat bank account go down. dream did not care and sent another 2,000 to his dearest gogy

[strandedcrow]

i hate that i've seen art for all of those ships except for the one with himself tonight alone

LMAOOOO did u see the one with all of them rolled into one bc i sure did

[kermiekermie]

might give in and write something related time dreamcler

[keroseneinhalers]

vote gnfkitten. you can selfcest us (there are 25 of us). jason, sunny, roxy and frank (and more!) are here so everyone voting for them can just vote for us instead. one of us literally invented dreamcler

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george, the lorax, dream, and oncie were all on a double date <3 (sapnap and henry couldn't come because sapnap is banned from public areas and also henry is a tree) dream was sweating through his supreme merch from the effort of not paying for george's dinner. "i will order barbaloot fruits" said oncie, laughing greedily through his gloves. "no" screamed dream and the lorax. dream wanted to eat clout fish!!! the lorax hissed at dream and george sat like an inanimate object <3 he was colorblind.

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[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

it is Very Late and i cannot stop thinking about a cats (1998) and dream smp crossover because i was noticin’ a trend of mcytblr applying their hyperfixations to the smp and mom said it was My Turn On The Crossover,, this is y’all’s chance to scroll through and ignore my ramblings

so Cats (1998) is fantastic, regardless of what the 2019 film would have you believe. it has it’s issues (*cough* the entirety of the battle of the pekes and pollicles *cough*) but overall my nostalgic attachment to it is immense, so here’s a list of which mcyters i think would be which cats:

tommy and tubbo: MUNGOJERRIE AND RUMPLETEAZER BABY!! chaotic duo!! grief the rest of the smp!! blame it on others!! i cannot get the idea of a tommy and tubbo animatic to mungojerrie and rumpleteazer out of my head. also their skins look similar enough that i think it can work.

georgenotfound: you knew it was coming. but mister mistoffolees. all of y’all who’ve only seen the movie,, leave right now, because the Real Mistoffolees is a snide magic bitch who has like. two lines,, and one of them is insulting someone. talented!! never there when you need him!! also,, several people (paint) have already had the idea of black cat george, and that’s so big brained that i can’t argue. (george could also be skimbleshanks because skimbleshanks’s song is literally about people panicking because He Overslept And Now We Can’t Leave) but. the Real Reason george is mistoffolees:

sapnap: rum tum tugger. it makes me laugh So Hard. i know he’s said that he’s not a “hey mamas” guy. but i had to do it. plus,, his dynamic with george/mistoffolees is Immaculate!! constantly bickering and dissing each other but also hyping each other up when it Really Comes Down To It?? we love to see it, lads. 

old deuteronomy: ok so this one breaks the pattern of mcyter:cat because. it could be multiple people. the line “numerous progeny” makes me think philza, but. in my heart of hearts. even though this is a Dream SMP post. i Really Want stampylongnose to be old deuteronomy. the pure vibes of stampy calmly walking through the smp while people just. Stand and Stare in awe. that’s what the essence of old deuteronomy is,, babey!! plus,, he’s literally a cat,, what more could you want

this is. all that my little sleep-deprived brain could come up with. i have some more half-fleshed out ideas (bad = munkustrap, where do wilbur and techno fit in? is niki victoria, or maybe jemima? also the line “can you look at a king-- would you sit on his throne?” is giving me Thoughts about the last few streams,, i think even without an AU,, the opening song would make an absolutely BANGER animatic if y’all would give it a chance,, i. am having Thoughts) but that’s all i have for now. if y’all wanna add on?? absolutely feel free,, but i don’t think there’s a big overlap of cats (1998) fans and mcytblr,, lmao

[quack-ity]

how would you feel about some good old-fashioned dreamcler to welcome ya back to the hellscape :]

i would love it